German Footy Thread

1st for roy makaay

shit op

Yes, looking forward to Arsenal - Chelsea later..

>>77499675
Good thread

>have video ref
>get refbuyerned

classic

I BIN A GLUBBERER

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>>77500768

>>77500889
How many Rolexes did Kalle send to the video ref team?

>>77499874
Been a bit shit innit?

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>swissman stole baumgartl from under my nose

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>>77500936
good question

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>tfw losing against magdeburg right now

can already see us get relegated to regionalliga bayern again. being spicyburger is suffering

>being a Regensburg fan

It hurts to know that our roster is literally the same we had in 4th league. It shows, too.

Watching the cycling now and then the EM final

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cooking tuna patties right now~

have fun with that radioactive mercury and lead filled stuff buddy

ISAKI ISAK ISAK ISAK

BESTE BESTE BESTE BESTE

why are we so based Fortunabros?
Fuck all you 1. Liga customers
2.Bundes>Bundes

>>77501426
KÜHE
SCHWEINE
SÜDVEREINE

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>>77503947
LET'S GO

Monster Trucks

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

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Nice VAR

>>77504414
Hattrick today

>>77504881
nah

wait so

subotic is back at dortmund?

Called it

>>77505099
Yeah, realistically he's probably going to end up as fifth choice this season though, assuming nobody takes him before the end of the window.

>>77502444
Did you find it?

lmao

why are KGaA players so pathetic? they all cant make it outside of their nest

>>77505147
Subotic wants to stay.

>>77505147
I mean, I agree, what I don't understand though is in their winning season Subotic was obviously not as good as Hummels, but more consistent and definately decent.
Decent enough for a Bundesliga top team, but since then he seemed to drop off immensly.

So, am I remembering things incorrectly or what happened to him?

>>77505195
Fucked up his knee, then fucked up his confidence post knee injury.

>>77505224
Makes sense, didn't remember or consider that.

Just to assure myself and my memories - was he as decent as I remember him?
Not great on the ball, but big and strong and determined? And especially back then more consistent and making less mistakes than Hummels?

>>77505278
He showed more restraint than Hummels but he wasn't necessarily bad with the ball.
He was pretty quick which made up for Hummels speed issues.
That Hummels-Subotic defense was something else. Best in the league.

>>77504926
will he ever start for dortmund in the league?

our national team needs good striker ffs we're still stuck with memetti, berg and toivonen

>hadn't scored before today
>scores 4 in one match

>>77505539
This is his first good game for Dortmund and it's against a 3rd division team.
Too early to call for me.
Aubameyang was nailed on under Tuchel. I think Isak has better chances with Bosz.

>>77505448
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Thank you. Really was second guessing myself.

>>77505541
who?

>>77505875
Isak. It's only a friendly, but he definitely played more confidently in general today.

>shitmark

>>77505897
okay, whoever that is

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Really makes me think

>>77506050
the technology will be used for this season in every single bundesliga match?

what about champions league?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Granat

yes hello my german friends

fuck

>>77506603
hi lauri

10 minutes added time so far in Brondby.
FCK fans misbehaving.

Good morning lads

>>77506963
morning

The.Hidden.Face.2011.720p.BluRay.x264.DTS-HDChina.mkv

Suck this dick krauts

watching all these mystery thrillers as of late which feel like books that have been made into films

so far theres always an affair in the plot

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is she right?

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>>77507131
>well of course i watch movies with washed up women in their 40s cheating on their husbands..and murder n shit

>>77507032
the dick in your image is yours lmao

>have "video refs"
>still make 2 wrong decisions

Its like theyre not even trying to hide the refball anymore.

>>77507508
t. Triggered little yte boi

>>77507018
>>77507347
where are you getting these images from

FUCK OFF HANNOVER FANS

>>77507550
she's at the match, duh

>>77507563
*throws chair at u*
lmao

>>77507570
okay

>>77507550
The first was a screenshot taken by me, the second I took from twitter

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Missed this yesterday. Been a great weekend for us.

>>77507665
okay thanks. hwat kind of twitter account posts those high resolution images out of the stands

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Gotta go fast

>>77507714
Well the guy I took it from is a journalist, though not a pro photographer

>>77507805
modswhentheyseeabundesthread,jpg

>>77507508
Soooooooooo mad
KEK

Watch Austria implode as Dortmund sells Dembele to Barca in the coming week and exits in the first round of the DFB Pokal.

>>77508790
hehe

>>77508790
Lel

>>77507069
can you recommend any thrillers?

>>77502379
did you enjoy it

>>77505541
it happens

>>77505917
don't be rude to her

>>77506050
i cant understand

>>77506603
yes hi

>>77506924
what happened?

>>77507018
hmmmm

>>77507031
you should watch the perks of being a wallflower

>>77507665
okay thanks

>>77507698
are you proud?

>>77507805
>>77508790
ehehe

>>77509886
watch bayern keep failing in the cl quarter finals because domestic football is to uncompetetive so the shitty league, lack of international success and wurst uli thinkin its still 1995 mean they never sign any good player and have to resort to raiding hoffenheim for ever

>>77510103
yes

The Invisible Guest
Die dunkle Seite des Mondes

6-7/10:
The Hidden Face
The Body (El Cuerpo)

>>77510131
>i cant understand
statement on what went wrong with the video refereeing in the dortmund-bayern match and that in retro-perspective it wasnt offside

isnt sunday autobahn gas station reportage sunday?

>>77510217
ohh sankyuu

>>77510200
i dont trust you yet, but will look into it

>>77510131
>you should watch the perks of being a wallflower
thanks that looks great. bookmarked
i hope theres not too much kissing and sensual intercourse

>>77510264
yes

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>movie starts with "The"

>you now remember Kevin Kuranyis goatee

>>77510131
Hello

>>77510131
Can't say I really enjoyed it, no.

>>77510131
FCK fans stormed the pitch and threw stuff at stewards and police

>>77510131
No I'm not proud

>>77510264
Why not watch Nattevagten.
Coster-Waldau's big-screen debut.

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please respond >>77510240

>>77510640
bookmarked

*responds*

>>77510702
Last weekend was the final episode. They only did four.
You can probably watch them on dr.dk. I'd be surprised if they were geoblocked.
Search for 'Ausfahrt'.

>>77510299
hmm it's not this kind of movie, don't worry you will enjoy it

the music is too good

it's 4chan the movie

>>77510621
yes hi what's good?

>>77510621
why you didn't enjoy it?

>>77510621
wow they are uncivilized

>>77510621
okay

>>77510846
Right now what's good is being in bed, watching athletics world championships

>>77510846
Because the race was pretty boring and Denmark lost the EM final

>>77510797
thanks

>>77510147
Yeah, I never disputed that....

I will post an OC, (secret) /bundes/ related, meme tomorrow.

Video of the FCK fans attacking stewards and police.

https://streamable.com/il9z6

The coppers are pussies, should have smashed the hooligans.

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Realistically, how can we stop this guy from making Shitgart competitive again?

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>HIV

night

>>77511197
based

>>77510131
Autism

Oh good, I need to get up for my Frühschicht in three hours. Plenty of sleep for me!!!

FUCK

Gooooooood night

I hope you have a lot of coffee

>>77514016
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>77513540
>Frühschicht

what do you work?

>>77514466
Retail /:

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>>77514634
okay

>tfw my cable provider started fucking around with my internet 3 hours ago and I have a absolutely horrible connection since

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What bundes team should I follow, last year it was Darmstadt

>>77514669
Wear do u work sweetie?
>>77514699
Buttgart lad

>>77514755
I work in a headshop

>>77514863
That's bullshit but i believe it

See Any good movies lately? Also what's u think of Carlitos way?

>>77513540
loooool

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

Goooooood morning

>>77514634
Not me btw

St Pauli - Dresden today!

>>77516125
nice
expecting some chimpouts

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Verhaegh

Hello

Gotta love a good Frühschicht; not even 13:30 and I'm out.

>hello

>>77517364
are you tired?

>>77517364
Ware do u work?

>>77517404
phone sex hotline

>>77517433
....

Schokopudding to Stoke (probably)

* chimps out *

>>77504414
no markkanen no nothin

>>77499675
>https://www.comunio.de/communities/2128227
Pls join

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>>77517736
>tfw I could've made some serious money yesterday if I just would've checked my account

>>77517650
shit transfer. Would've been nice if he had stayed in the buli.

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>>77514699
SGE. obviously.

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>Wie der „Kicker“ in seiner Montagsausgabe berichtet, haben die Bayern den BVB-Talentspäter Sven Mislintat als Reschke-Nachfolger im Blick. Präsident Uli Hoeneß äußert sich in dem Bericht nicht zu dem Mislintat-Gerücht, erklärt lediglich: „Wir suchen einen Scout, der Hasan zuarbeitet. Keinen technischen Direktor.“
>Mislintat wäre für die Münchner ein echter Transfercoup. Seit 2007 beobachtet der 44-Jährige für die Westfalen den Spielermarkt und hat dabei u.a. die Wechsel der Top-Talente Ousmane Dembélé und Alexander Isak nach Dortmund in die Wege geleitet.
lel. If this goes through we probably won't see Tuchel at buyern.

>>77517867
>efc eintracht USA
wtf I love petko now

>>77517871
SC Bavaria Munich cucks BVB Prussia Dortmund again? sad!

>Linksverteidiger Konstantinos Stafylidis vom FC Augsburg könnte schon bald die Seiten wechseln und sich einem Kontrahenten aus der Bundesliga anschließen. Wie die griechische ‚Gazzetta‘ berichtet, soll der 23-Jährige unmittelbar vor einem Engagement beim Hamburger SV stehen.

>>77517396
not yet
but, the two hours of sleep will catch up with me at some point...

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>>77518085
you should start doing speed desu

>>77518092
t. göring

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>>77518092
Or the more effective version.

>>77518128
there is literally nothing wrong with speed you absolute pleb

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>>77518128
Göring was into morphium, Hitler was the guy who was into amphetamines or more precisely, Pervitin a.k.a Meth. also this>>77518141

>>77518141
Drugs are bad ok

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>>77518139
hehe

>>77518139
>>77518228
I should really rewatch some of the old simpsons episodes desu

>>77518075
pls no
the last LB they bought from FCA was utter shit (Max is better anyway)

Time for a ride to the city

>>77518438
>2017
>going outside

stefan bitte

>>77518456
>t. aluhut

>>77518462
its more of a comfort decision than a aluhut one. you can do pretty much everything from your home today and you will barely have to leave your house. so why not take advantage of it?

>>77518517
because some people actually exist outside the internet and have friends and jobs and shit?

>>77518540
Lame

>>77518540
sounds exhausting and boring desu. I prefer to live the memer's life

Give me one (one) good reason why bayern needed Rudy and Süle, two starters that probably wont even start half the games they were used to be playing

>>77518578
Rudy is underrated and >for free and Süle is the Badstuber replacement

>>77518578
I think they were mainly bought as back-ups but turned out to be serious granaten material. whereas tolisso and james were pretty disappointing so far. so I guess you could say buyern got lucky and I wouldnt be too surprised if they become regular starters

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>>77518578
you mean zweback?

>>77518607
It's obvious to all FIFA(tm) players that Süle would be goat (85+ potential)

Götta leave for wörk in an höur. What is a quick lunch I can make

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>>77518737
try the götze diet

>>77518737
Butterbemme

>>77518753
You're photoshopped images are pure cringe (rude)

>>77518768
okay

>>77518799
eheheehe

>>77518768
kys

>>77518835
I wish

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>>77518850
breh...

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>>77518768
>hating on götze shops

please leave & dont come back

>>77518869
>bullying based götze
'no'

>>77518799
is he okay to eat all that sushi?

>>77518882
>its just cheeky banter m8, relax

>>77518930

>>77514967

>>77518950
it was alright. liked dog day afternoon and serpico better in terms of pacino movies I saw recently.

last movie I watched was hitchcocks rear window some days ago which I didnt watch before for some reason. really liked it

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Will Bayern ever finish outside of the top 4 again?

>>77519177
based Klinsmann

>>77519177
maybe

>>77519177
Funny how the jump from 2 point to 3 points is almost the same as the jump from 2012 to 2013

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>>77518799

>>77518884
maybe hes sharing it with the table

Antalyaspor have signed Johan Djourou on a free transfer following his exit from Hamburg.

>no Montagsspiele on Sport1 anymore
ugh

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What did she mean by this?

https://twitter.com/SiBadstuber2017

>>77519711
>not stalking your husbando

Time to watch some athletics. I ordered a new pair of running shoes today. Going to get back to my old form quickly with them.

>>77519711
So this is the power of 7-1....

>>77519744
>a new pair of running shoes
BBBs?

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are they dare I say it /ourguys/?

>>77519711
Good morning my Sovereign?

>>77519744
which one did you buy and why?
i casually play football as a kickabout routine every now and then and i dont like my lack of stamina, it ruins all the fun.
i bought running shoes in australia but i cant seem to find them

>>77519711
>>77519793
maybe she meant souvenirs

>>77519791
me with the phone

>>77519777
No

>>77519796
Nike Air Zoom Pegasus

>>77519796
Oh and the why is because I've had a similar pair and I liked them, and these were on sale.

>microballermark

>>77519825
thanks

>>77519846
no problem

>>77519846
Your wellcome

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https://www.tz.de/sport/fc-bayern/transfergeruecht-eric-dier-tottenham-hotspur-soll-fc-bayern-muenchen-55-millionen-euro-wert-sein-8575062.html

is uli gonna go for it and sign a abwehrgranate now that martinez is out?

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Any advice on who I should sign for my kicker midfield?

>>77504881
More like BAR!!!! (Bayern Assitant Referee)

>>77519936
>need a winger
>sign a billion midfielders

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occasional reminder that we will win the league

>>77519956
get an attacking player like Carlos Mané, Demirbay, Grifo, Malli, Bellarabi, Müller, Pulisic, etc.

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>>77520015
>need a winger
what did he mean by this

>>77520040
you have to take a long view

ihr dummen mongos

>>77519936
>55 million for the bong serdar tasci
only if his agent is mendes desu

>>77520098
hi, Hermann

>>77519936
buyernplayers are really made out of glass lately huh?

RaBa could win Bundes this year.

>>77519742
She must have a choke wish if you know what I mean.

DÜNNNNNNAAMOOOOO EI EI EI

Himmelmann
Dudziak
Sobiech
Hornschuh
Buballa
Nehrig
Buchtmann
Sobota
Dæhli
Bouhaddouz
Allagui
#FCSPSGD

SGD: Schwäbe - Heise, J. Müller, Gonther, Kreuzer - Benatelli, Hartmann (C), Konrad - Berko, Röser, Möschl #FCSPSGD #sgd1953

time to organise/clean up my meme pic folder

>>77520495
proof?

>>77518737
what do you work? eggs with rice and vegetables

>>77518438
what city? is it a nice italian city? did you take your bicycle? what did you do in the city?

Underarmor just scored a great blooter

>>77520718
the champions league cant come soon enough

remember this years confederations cup final? yeah, me neither

>>77520624
no

>>77520784
okay

This is a cracking game desu

although the english commentator is just constantly talking about pauli's merchandise sales lol

okay, okay
i'll watch it now

>Dæhli
how has he been for pauli?

>>77520825
did he mention that both fanbases despise each other?

>>77520891
one of their best players

>Gymnastikforeningen
LOOOOOOOOOL

>>77520927
expected a flop
he was so lazy

>>77521018
>not ranking SonderjyskE

FUCK YES BUCHTMANN

Barca should sign him, he's better at long range shots than Coutinho

>flag was a bit slow in coming up
Literally heard the whistle before he 'scored' mate

BASED DYNAMO

night

have fun at your frühschicht

Still watching the athletics

>>77503298
>what is die dosis macht das gift

>>77502435
>eating an endangered species

ughhh. humans already killed the dinosaurs and various other animals. this REALLY needs to stop

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>>77521973
Your mother is an endangered species....because she's a whale. HAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDD

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>>77522061
ehhehehehhehehehhehehehhehe yoU FUCKING FAGGOT ICH WERD DIR SO DIE BRÜGEL NAUSSCHMASSNE DASS DU DEI LEBM LANG NET MEHR LAUFNE KANNST

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>>77521973
>humans killed the dinosaurs

>>77522197
it is true tho. in the old days the humans didnt know how farming worked so they had to survive somehow. later on in human history dinos became fuel for the transportation devices used by humans

Hallo

>St. Pauli enjoys a certain fame for the left-leaning character of its supporters: most of the team's fans regard themselves as anti-racist, anti-fascist, anti-homophobic and anti-sexist, and this has on occasion brought them into conflict with neo-Nazis and hooligans at away games. The organization has adopted an outspoken stance against racism, fascism, sexism, and homophobia and has embodied this position in its constitution.

What is the opposite of St. Pauli in german football?

>>77524116
Dresden

>>77524116
>le anti-x
why aren't you mentioning the things st pauli is pro for?
you are missing the point of the cub

>>77524494
are they pro syrian refugee rape?

Hello. Just finished my 2 1/2 fap session. I think about going to sleep now but I don't feel tired. :(

>>77524973
To whom?

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>>77525260
Played some incest/supernatural visual novel (game). Didn't knew I was into that stuff. But what can you do?!

>>77525303
Nigga u weird af
Also only child

>>77525361
who knows
far from it

Goooooood morning btw

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>>77525371
don't (You) me ever again freak
>>77525375
Gooooood morning

>>77525375
good night

>>77525392 (You)

>>77525408
Heh you fell 4 my reverse psychology

nuthin personnel kiddo

>>77523321
hey


>>77525375
morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXx9Jh-MHJU

gooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>77525982
morning

>>77524116
FC Ostelbien Dornburg

>>77525979
>going and looking away when facing something you dont want to see
its like those people not opening "bad" letters thus making things even worse.
face your defeat and grow stronger

>>77525979
you're still cool brazil

>no comfy friendlies anymore

>DFB Pokal won't start until Friday

Ahhhhhh

hehe

>>77526802
dun dun duuun

Four hours until Feierabend...

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From Ajax to the Danish second tier.
Not all of them work out.

>>77527313
>schmudschimark players

Two hours until Feierabend...

>>77526383
Meadow vs Heathenhome on tomorrow

AND THEN YOU PULLED
YOU PULLED ME UP
YOU PULLLED ME UP UP UP UP

>>77527425
what do you work

>>77527486
prostitute

>Eintracht Frankfurts Torwart Lukas Hradecky soll sich mit Portugals Meister Benfica Lissabon auf einen Wechsel geeinigt haben. Dies berichten mehrere portugiesische Medien am Dienstag. Nach Informationen der Sportzeitung „Record“ habe Hradeckys Vater, der den 27 Jahre alten finnischen Nationaltorhüter als Berater vertritt, mit Benfica-Präsident Luís Filipe Vieira die Vertragsdetails geklärt. Allerdings pokern der hessische Bundesligist und Benfica noch um die Ablösesumme, die sich zwischen fünf und acht Millionen Euro belaufen soll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1TbU1vrZ0
Where can I find more songs like this

>>77527926
>Bundes poster Sören Sascha Torbenson soll sich mit dem /asp/ mod auf einen Wechsel geeinigt haben. Dies berichten mehrere Medien am Dienstag. Nach Informationen der Zeitung „Der Lappen“ habe /bundes/ poster's Vater, der den 31 Jahre alten langzeit arbeitslosen als Berater vertritt, mit dem /asp/ mod Roscoe Redneck die Vertragsdetails geklärt. Allerdings pokern der Erfurter /Bundes/ Repräsentant und /asp/ mod noch um die Ablösesumme, die sich zwischen fünf und acht Millionen trips in diverse Bordelle NRW's belaufen soll.

>>77527984
Lol

>>77527933
youtube, spotify, itunes

Why was this thread deleted?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77527621

>>77527984
reddit tier humor desu

how are Duisburg's chances of promoting? my uncle is fixing me a kebab shop here next year and it will be super cool to watch Bundesliga.

Moin moin bundes

Any thing ex cite ing ?

>>77528037
How would you know about reddit tier humor if you're not a redditor yourself, you utter faggot.

Keep posting your "going to sleep now" posts, Kackstelze

>>77527933
lol

>>77528063
>not rating Reddit
Kc tier tßh

>>77528044
>how are Duisburg's chances of promoting?
0,01%, but 2.Bundes is better than Bundes, anyway.

>>77528072
>>77528078

i support Columbus Crew in MLS. patrician or plebin choice?

>>77528080
2 > 1 can't argue with that
>>77528085
t. has family that goes to OSU
Pleb choice m8

>>77528080

i was joking man. i am a Schalke customer and why would i even move to Duisburg even if i was a real immigrant lulz. agree with Bundes 2. may start a FM career in low tier German football. any suggestion?

>>77528090
>Pleb choice m8

Houston Dynamos look chill. all Houston teams are pretty comfy. Rockets, Astros. shame it is a hot and overcrowded town.

>>77528095
RW Essen

>>77528095
Fortuna Düsseldorf.
Majic will become a beast, Ayhan, Iyoha, Gül and Sobottka are based, as well, very good basis.

>>77528063
>getting angery this fast
get some help friendo or maybe just stay away from this site because it clearly isn't good for you.

>>77528109

thanks senpai

>>77528110

werent they on Bundesliga last year? i need a worse and poorer team mate. i may go for an East German team

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>>77528110
Based Düsseldorf man

>>77528132
where did you get this Douggy?

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>>77528138
I gannod dell :DDDD

>>77527984
hehe

>>77528164
Is it yours, though?

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>>77528232
Of course not. I wish it was though

>>77528243
I'll buy you one if you ever make it to Urop.

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>>77528256
Th-thanks

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it's habening lads!

>>77528109
BASED

Chemnitz.
Münster
Osnabrück
Wehen.

you decide

>>77528362
Lok Leipzig

>>77528332
Managed them for a bit on CM03/04

>>77528362
Monster Münster

>>77528379
>>77528403

Started with Wehen. i hope it is a meme town irl. is it in East or West?

>>77528409
it's in the near of Mainz and Frankfurt

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>Funk

our best player

>>77528432

it doesnt even have streetview baka

Okay im back bundes , how r u

>>77528480
Vegan pls

On my way to pick up my sister from the airport

>>77528526
Is she hot?

>>77528550
not really
she's also have 2 kids

changed Wehen after seeing the pic of their fans holding Refugees Welcome banner. fuck normie teams. i will manage Chemnitz. east Germany is superior

>>77528565
Was sagt ein Türke wenn er nicht mehr ficken kann?

Anyone got an opinion on the Weston McKennie kid at Schalke?

>>77528021
it was too good for us

>>77528056
considering malta for a weeks vacation

>>77528526
i did that too once. she and her boyfriend told me not to drive that fast in an angsty manner. we were driving a ford fiesta with 160 kilometer per hour on the autobahn

>>77528661
Looks like he has a black father and a white mother

>>77528763
>we were driving a ford fiesta with 160 kilometer per hour on the autobahn

you absolute madman

fuck off

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Great weather today, perfect for some footy.
Too bad there aren't any exciting matches today....

yes, fuck off