WEURO finals

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first for belgium qt 3.14

Reminder female football players are carpet munchers

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if this goes to era penal...


*blocks your path*

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>>77499118
>dem thighs

5th for Jill Roord being an ugly horsefaced lezzer

post funny women's football webms please

>>77499249
This. Overrated and shit Waifu who loves the minge.

>>77499065
and mexicans only fix my carpet

>tfw this is the last episode of waifu wars

>>77499118
Is this peak THICCNESS

>>77499419
Nah, lad.

I want to have a consistent thread going for Frauen Bundesliga/WSL/international matches. It's too comfy to pass up.

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>>77499804
At least incorporate other womens sports like field hockey, their even more QT

>>77500413
Would a 'women's sports' General work? It would largely be QT posting, which I'm absolutely fine with.

>>77500550
>softcore porn general
anons get help
this is not healthy

>>77499271
This
I want the weuro finals fails for shits and giggles. And also to share it with some feminists and betas I know

>>77500570
> implying that it wouldn't immediately be the best thread on this board

>>77500681
He knows it and it scares him.

>>77500849
Dedicated women's sports board when?

>England knocked out
why are people still watching this?

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>>77501307
Why aren't you?

>>77501307
>England knocked out

that's why

love nadia
can't find a good picture of her though

>>77501401
Danielle is the fittest Dutch player to be honest.

>>77501446
Will Harder score her first tournament goal today?

>>77500550
/ululg/, you can decide if it stands for u laff u lose or ugly lesbians underperforming laughably

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>>77501518
Martens is very cute as well, only if the angle is right though

Groenen is up there too

>>77501640
1. Danielle van de Donk
2. Vivianne Miedama
3. Lieke Martens
4. Jackie Groenen
5. Jill Roord

Definitive Dutch Waifu ranking

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Who is the favourite in this match? Denmark are a top 4 European team historically whereas the Netherlands have not done anything (except 2009) yet. However, the Netherlands have been more impressive so far and they have the home field advantage

>>77501806
We beat german we gon win.

>>77501848
You also lost to the Netherlands in the group stage and failed to score against Austria (who are pretty bad)

>>77501910
Denmark got fucked over in that group stage match. The penalty was bullshit and Denmark dominated the entire second half.

>>77501848
>we beat Jones """"coached"""" german without kemme
not an accomplishment

>>77501971
Based Kemme should have started.

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>>77501848
I love you Denmark but you're gonna lose. Bigly. Screencap this.

>>77502016
>le Norsk Roord autist
See >>77499249

>>77502066
Literal shit taste if you like Roord.

>>77502206
>>77502066
>>77502284
whos your footfu?
mine is Haarder Daddy

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>>77502066
>>77502206
Not even memeing she's a 10/10 in my eyes

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>hfw she gets stuck in a wind tunnel on the way to the studio
>>77502325
Basically what >>77501790 said

>>77502374
She's like a 6 or 7/10. Too manly for me, desu.

>>77502325
Celia Jimenez, always and forever.

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>>77502284
>anterior pelvic tilt

>>77502284
Who's this semen demon?

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>>77502610

what was the best goal this tournament?

My vote is either Nadim vs Germany or that Dutch free kick vs Sweden.

>>77502697
Belgian goal against the Netherlands.

>>77502694
>>77502610

She's perfect.

>>77502729
gk fails are not good goals

>>77502868
In that case there is not much to choose from

>>77502924
Just gave you 2 options.

That fucking opening dance shit

Is it going to be /our year/?

>>77503051
It's literally the kind of dance middle school girls would come up with

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I rate Harder moustache/10

>>77503121
shut up she is perfect

>2 small, equally unimportant, simliar countries in the finals

feels good lads

I hope the match is better than that "closing ceremony."

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Who Team Jackie here?

>>77503104
That's what's makes it so sad

>>77503065
pls yes

>>77502374
check your eyes

>>77503156
2 small equally unimportant countries in the final of a small unimportant tournament

I can hear the stadium from my window though, so will watch the stream when I hear the crowd.

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^^

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>>77503156
*blocks your path*

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Remember: red card for perving on the fourth official.

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>>77503219

Fuck you can tell both teams are nervous

>tfw watching this at work

how do i get a gf lads

When is the girls going to be replaced by girls (male) and completely dominate the football game for girls

>>77503313
Just be yourself

>>77503312
>working on sunday
absolutely haram

choke me harder

Martens a QT

Het Wilhelmus is a beautiful anthem which I know, so for me, it's the Netherlands.

Rip

NO ERA PENAL

era

ERA PENAL

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Kut

NO ERA PENAL

Si era penal

REFBALL I bet her kids play with lego

>>77501910
we gon beat german little brother.

Godverdomme stomme doos

NO ERA!

Ew afghani denmark is cucked lmfao

>be Dutch
>choke in the finals

Lel choke powers activate

haha time to park the bus

>>77503497
Pottery

B-but someone told me girls don't dive...

>>77503497
Schippers later tonight

>oh hey the final started
>turn it on
>see replay of Denmark scoring the 0-1

pottery

I want to smell Martens sweaty socks after the game

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>mfw one of the Danish players has a moustache

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who /traitor/ here?

>>77503527
Losing to Gina isn't technically choking.

>>77503553
You have never seen a girl up close, I guess.
I didn't expect anything else.

>>77499065
Not all

>>77503561
Hope your tv overheats and kills itself

>>77503561
Open your curtains m8, looks depressing

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real talk why have there been so many fucking penals this tournament

i think we've had a penalty against us in like almost every game so far

fucking refball

EZ

ebin

DEPAY DEPAY DEPAY DEPAY DEPAY

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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woop woop

wew
waifu gol

welp

>le cut inside dyke

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH THE GAME IS NOT DEAD YET
FUCK OF SHIT REFEREE

GET REKT ez game

Damn we got beat by the lipstick lesbian.

Go Vivi! Lekker lekker!

MIEDEMA!!¡!!!!

Suck dick, Denmark!

>>77503652
benuldy in the first match between them was also fucking bullshit so it's even.

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GOAAAALLLL

Miedema is so lanky and awkward, I love her

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>>77503652
wil je beweren dat het geen strafschop was?

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>want to meme about van de Sande being a Liverpool meme because she is a total pacebabby
>turns out she actually plays for Liverpoop

>>77503593
Usually our women shave it.

Guess it's not the same for you limp Danish cucks

>missed two goals already
fml

i'm unironically enjoying this game so far

has women's soccer gone too far?

Wish this game was against England, those threads were top bants.

Danes are way too boring to shitpost with.

>>77503702
Shut up fur fag

my friend told me i was too much, because i said men>women in terms of football

Fell asleep during women's marathon and suddenly i'm watching this, not too bad till now

>>77503748
Over the tournament, I've come to enjoy women's football, to the extent where I'll now follow it.

Feels weird.

>>77503769
als dat geen strafschop was dan was die tegen mexico er ook geen.
Dan kan je wel gaan memen maar dit was gewoon een strafschop

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tfw you will never have Jackie smile at you like this.

>>77503736
Based webm pole!

ok game so far, no real spaghetti

>>77503794
Please stop being mad and enjoy the game.

Not currently watching. How are we playing?

>>77501531
Go on home Ireland your drunk

Putting the sexism aside for a second,how is the actual game?

>>77503815
like shit now.

>>77503794
Robben tegen Mexico was een schwalbe eerste klas.

>>77503738
they have to or else the shit sputter of your language sticks all over their face.

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>>77503809
>mfw that danish defender spaghetti's just as i posted this

>>77503738
Virgin:

The post

>>77503750
english thread was the best indeed

>>77503819
Boobies

>>77503750
same, those match threads were actually fun as hell

>>77503814
Not mad, i am indeed enjoying the game and i just saw a correctly given penalty

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Is van Lunteren the most underrated qt on the pitch?

I can't wait for Miedema to score to winning goal and her taking off her shirt to reveal a cute lacy bra underneath.

>>77503819
Homo

>>77503825
>mexicaanus stampt op zn voet in doelgebied
>schwalbe
neen

>>77503852
>dat chin

is she wearing a V for Vendetta mask?

>>77503738
>women shaving beards
don't think i've ever heard of that, they all seem to have a slight fuzz on their lips at least if you get close enough

>>77503852
Doesn't look like Harder.

>>77503853
Miedama is a genuinely wife-able QT. I would marry her.

>top men's football is a constant dive fest
>women isn't

REALLY makes you think

the paki woman should've been an actress instead of a football player damn son

Why isn't Jill Roord playing?

>>77503864
>impliceren dat hij zn voet ook maar raakt

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*adjusts her bra*

>>77502325
She is a fucking dyke so whats the point in liking her

why do they always just look at the ball both sides

Memeing aside, Van der Sande could easily manage in a league like Eredivisie for a bottom league team.

All these qt, determined girls just giving their all :3

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>>77503908

>>77503908
era penal

>>77503852
She almost shat the bed.

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wew

The referees are pro-Denmark.

>>77503933
You're delusional

>>77503738
Most hardly have thick hairs growing there like guys. Shaving makes it actually worse than ocassionally removing a weird looking hair with tweezers

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>>77503933
no

>>77503933
No she can't you idiot.
Look at any women team vs amateur mens team

>>77503933
>le pacey black winger
I guess

>Groenen
>gets a yellow card and not a green one
Really gets the noggin churning

>>77503933

Agreed. She'd do well at a relegation side. Something like Willem 2. He did like trannies after all, so it would absolutely fit the context.

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>>77498773

Thank you for reminding me women's soccer is not worth watching. This is so bad.

>>77503908
>deze mexicoflikker zit letterlijk in mijn land
krijg kanker en sterf

>>77503896
yeah, so far n this tournament i've seen 3 women getting stitches in the head and then playing om, 1 breaking her leg and then playing on and another just breaking her foot and pussying out
The men can learn from the balls on these girls

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>>77503944
Overduidelijk voor zn schoen, nog los van de absurde gil en intrekkende been van Robben.

Is the retarded commentator or is there actually a Danish player named "Senpai"?

>>77503933
You know she would be walked out by even the slowest male. Wasn't it that the womans team even lost hard against b1 juniors.

>>77503984
CHI

>>77503915
them arms...
> yfw she will never give you a handjob

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Jackie Groenen did nothing wrong

>>77503988
kek I heard the same thing

>>77503984
Theater is volledig irrelevant aan het daadwerkelijke contact

>>77503980
weet je moeder dat je zo praat ventje?

>>77503990
i hear it too

>>77503988
She's named Sandvej

>>77504027
meant for >>77503988

>>77504020
welk contact, zie de foto.

>>77504022
Kalmeer jezelf Juan.
Jouw moeder zit momenteel op mijn schoot en ze vindt het goed dat ik zo praat.

>>77503827
>Implying Danish isn't the most horrid language on the planet

>>77503988
No, senpai.

>>77504048
>hurr durr your mom

knul 9gag is die kant op

>>77504042
Die foto waar je op geilt is van vóór het contact.
Op deze zie je daadwerkelijk het moment
>>77503944
>>77503944
>>77503944

>>77504050
... if it weren't for Dutch and Thai

TOP QT SCORED

MARTENS

Lmao

Hahaha

>>77504062
Niet boos worden Diego.
Jouw moeder zegt net dat je een te kort lontje hebt

BLOOTER

broeders, kunnen we de draad comfy houden?
less un-comfy
more qt posting
> also 2-1

BASED LIEKE

Holy shit

>>77504070
>Robben duwt zn voet tegen die Mexicaan aan
>ER IS CONTACT, STRAFSCHOP

oke knul.

>female """goalkeeping"""

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone notice how Martens does the same thing with her hands as Sterling when he dribbles?

(Also please stop speaking Dutch, it's rude)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Martens thighs
HHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Horrible keeping, it was going 5 mph

does that count as a blooter in women's footy?

>>77504097
>ziet foto met contact
>NEE HOOR ER IS GEEN CONTACT
ga weg Pablo

>>77504109
kutmongool

SMARTENS

ez game ez life, Danes are you even trying?

>>77504094
>fellow countrymen can't shitpost with the Danes so they start arguing with each other

Wew

LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE LIEKE!!!

GOOOALLL 3-1

>>77504128
>zie foto zonder contact op het moment dat Robben zn voet op de grond is, daarna is er contact
>HURR DURR STRAFSCHOP

oke knul

>>77504112
juste, åk hem åk tugga på din jävla pölse ditt kukarsel till danskjävel
roughly translates to
yay netherlands nice goal

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Tell me Danish bros

Should i visit Denmark atleast once in my life?

>>77504174
No stay away you savage.

>>77504165
>>77504128
get a trip so i can filter you fucking homos

>>77504109
>>77504129
Kek

>>77504174
how else will you get a cute Danish gf?

>>77504174
Its like one of the most boring countries in the world where nothing ever happens apart from playing with Lego.

>>77504165
dat er contact wordt opgezocht is volledig irrelevant, dat jij denkt dat dat uitmaakt bewijst alleen maar dat je er geen kanker van snapt.
Een verdediger die zijn poot voor de poot van een aanvaller neerplant en daarna contact krijgt is reden voor een strafschop

>>77504179
>dane
>calls someone else a savage
fuck off, you have no clay left

>>77504174
Denmark is crazy expensive. It's my favorite country and go there once a year roughly but bring a big fat wallet.

>>77504174
Netherlands is the better country anyways

>>77504174
there is nothing here for you, brother.

But if you visit, i'll need some stuff.

>>77504189
from /bundes/

>>77504146

Going to miss all the Dutch banter in the men's tournaments

Kinda hoping the Dutch lose.

>>77504169
>>77504196

Hey Sweden how did you do during this european cup oh right

>Women goaltending
LMAO
M
A
O

Wew

fun game desu
better than the last EURO and WC

Today's game's lesson: Women can't defend shit

PERNILLE YOU'RE MAKING ME HARDER RIGHT NOW

2-2, half an hour in.
This is like basketball.

FINALLY her goal YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HARDER DADDY! HAAAARDER11!

This is like watching F-jes voetbal 2bh

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Are you fucking kidding me

>>77504192
t. defltware

HARDER FUCKING GOAT

Fun game desu, glad I turned it on

>>77504218
Kinda hope you die in a chemical fire.

Wew

le cut inside woman

What the fuck kind of defending was that?

SHAME ! SHAME !

The men's Dutch national team should be ashmed of themselves.

The Women's team might actually win a prise.

Shame !

female goalkeepers suck

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>CAN*T GET HARDER

Harder > Ronaldo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Messhit

You think her team in Portland is watching for Nadim?

>>77504247
Fucking landverrader

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women's football is dull and bori-

If anyone scores, I'm fine with it being /ourgirl/ Pernille CHOKE ME HARDER DADDY

>>77504244
Not due to lacking defense tho, good game imho. Lots of energy.
>>77504220
Fair enough. I will probably learn to not hate you as long as you adopt Skåne.

Who cares, we'll still lose :^(

>>77504196
>literal where, starving for attention
Here (you) go

literally got me hard that goal

>>77504283
Harder >>>>>>>>>> Ronaldo == Messhit

>>77504275
> prise

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I dont care who wins, I'm here to see the losing teams qts in tears.

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>>77504301
I believe

>>77504280
Just you wait

>>77504298
>Adopt Skåne

No thanks, bombing of Öresundsbron when

Defense is cracking

>>77504311
Wat is rong wif prise?

>That one cunt obviously using the tournament to sell her book,and possibly become coach of the Dutch team.

>>77504313
Drop the set!

i want to have KINDEREN with Roord.

>>77504301
I will come to your country this month, so you still win. Or at least, your women will ;^)

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superb goaltending

>>77504317
> i want to believe.png

Please can van de donk sell me her post-match socks

>>77504337
Its the only piece I have unfortunately

77504301

Don't worry we are specialized at losing finals.

>>77504252
Jup..

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Is that Amy Poehler on the Danish staff?

>>77504353
it's mostly the perspective t b h

>>77504362
I want Martens' ones.
Would also pay top dollar for her panties

classy game lads

really enjoy this one

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>>77504353

>>77504378
I want her sweaty sportbra with little dents where her hard nipples were

Van de Donk is a schattig!

SHATTIG!

Are /we/ gonna choke again?

>>77504385
Defender is a log

Why do people always take the piss out of The Netherlands.

Usually it's a Brit that does it, but I never see people rip on them when their nation loses something.

>>77504376
she moved to the wrong side and then didn't even try to save.
that's the problem, not perspective

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>>77503969
Top kek

i want to spitroast that danish paki striker

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>>77504378
>>77504397
seek help

>>77504402
yes pls.

>>77504407
>I never see people rip on them when their nation loses something.
Sounds more like you're not coming to the right threads

>>77504426
Uhm sweetie, it's called a kebab

>>77504407
If you cant take a little piss in life, you're not worth shit.

Miedema has autism, 100%

>>77504407
Where you asleep during brexit?

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>>77504430

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit [spoiler]Harder[/spoiler]
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

why do we have the anglo choke gene

Who q-test of each team?

>>77504407
kek, are you blind? Britain gets shit on all the time

>>77504472
Willem III was a mistake.

>yellow card for swearing

Kek

>>77504471
delet

>>77504475
Martens and Van de Donk are the top qts of our team.

>>77504457

I know :3 it's so cute.

>>77504453
Low IQ roider detected.

>>77504471
I must shamefully confess that I didn't have to google to know where this is from.

>>77504475
van de Donk for >us, and Harder for Denmark

Chimp out

>>77504407
are you high? Most people have sympathy for Holland. The mens team usually has a lot of foreign 2nd team support as well.

ANGRY QT

Denmark keeper ass looks huge.

NaDAMN!

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This top man should coach the men.

At what point will we discover Miedema used to be a boy?

>women in charge of keeping their cool

jesus these bitches are feisty