Community shield Pre-match thread
Predictions? Chelsea will win, yes?
also ik its early but cmon
Chelsea to win 2-1
It will be hilarious to watch yet another trophyless season for Wonga
pretty easy arsenal win, 3-1.. maybe 4 depending on the line up
this is when we announce to the world we ARE title contenders again
sanchez saying, ozil staying, based LACAZETTE up front.
NO ONE can touch us
9-0 Arsenal, Sanchez to score 4
>>77498729
>le mad finn faec
Arsenal on pens
1-0 to the arsenal
Calling it here first. Put your life savings on this lads. I've already bet my house.
Chelsea - 5
Bats
Bats
Willian
Alonso
Morata
Arsenal - 1
Ozil
Chelshit -1
Bet it all lads
Any stream lads?
WONGAAAAAAAAAAA
didnt expect clatterboy to sound like that
>dive
>ref sees it
>yellow card
>dive
>ref doesnt see it
>2 match ban
Fuck 3atb, i'm so sick of it and its sloppy pressing bullshit
>>77500048
bet 365 not letting me put Ozil but its only 70-1 with bats so bit shit
Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Kante, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro.
Cech, Holding, Mertesacker, Monreal, Elneny, Xhaka, Bellerin, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Welbeck, Iwobi, Lacazette.
morata in at 85 min
had a dream cech makes two catastrophic errors after arsenal initially going 1-0 up
>>77500159
seconded
>ace stream
>arsenal to miss a pen 25/1
>chelsea to miss a pen 20/1
..wtf lol
cannot wait to spam
>exposed
>JUST
>linkin park lyrics
about whoever loses
Mario Melchiot is presenting on FS1. He sucks at it.
>sign morata for 70m
>dont play him
BRAVO
Ox to score first - Arsenal 2-1 90/1
Comfy as fuck bet that
>Pay £70m for a bench warmer
>Stick him on the bench
How is this unexpected? Its obvious Conte wanted Lukaku
>>77500319
Same
wtf I thought community shield was league winner vs fa cup winner
>>77500401
...yea
CM options
>Matic sold
>Chalobah sold
>RLC loaned
>Ake sold
>Pasalic loaned
>Baker not in the fucking matchday squad
>Bakayoko injured
Yeah some little American cunt called Kyle Scott will do for depth won't he
>chelsea bench
Morata will be subbed on and scores 2 goals, Chelsa wins 2-1
>>77500419
>mfw xhaka clatters Kantes and Chelshits go on suicide watch
>Morata benched by Michy for Chelsea
>Michy benched by ???? for Belgium
No Cazorla?
>>77500470
Mertens
>>77500480
Hes out for the season
Can't wait to tune into arsenal fan tv after they lose.
>>77500512
>people watch that shit
>>77500522
Nah senpai, only when they lose innit blud ugetme?
> who /justgotoutofchurch/ here
>>77500535
nope sorry i have a brain
>>77498729
shit opening
>>77500544
I didn't want to be there either
my dickhead cousins decided to get their kids christened.
This country is dead.
>>77500557
>allowing your children to get cucked by god
>>77500571
yeh im a bit miffed about chelsea's lack of depth too
>still going on about a few dead pakis
literally nobody gives a shit
>>77500575
I'm not even having kids
I'm not stupid
>like a bridge over troubled waaaaaaterrrrrr
Fuck off pakis
>this is not a friendly
literally is
>>77500598
>trying this hard to look edgy
what channel do i pick
>your £70m striker is so shit he doesn't even start
>>77500470
divvy lmao
>>77500585
what happened?
>i-it's just a friendly
lol damage control from both fans already
this is the first official trophy of the season, massively important for both managers who need to bring something home
FUCKING HELL
ZORRO IS THERE
QUICK GRAB HIM BEFORE HE STABS SOMEONE WITH HIS SWORD
>McDonald's logo's everywhere
Chelsea will lose, the squad is not strong
>>77500637
t. mou
Is Conte trying to send a message to Roman that he can't afford players or a suit under the current budget?
Are we using this thread?
>>77500615
Not up to Conte's fitness standards yet bud.
>>77500419
>Sold Chalobah and Ake
>Loaned out Pasalic
What the fuck was Conte thinking?
This scares me ;_;
Dieu sauve le Roy
>singing god save the queen
>literally 3 english players on the pitch
>>77500654
> 70m
> not even fit
Chelsea got ripped off
>>77500653
>we
Stay mad, continent.
Is Lacazette any good? I don't watch foreign football.
>The queen will die in your lifetime
>>77500675
nope
This will be the season where Michy proves himself to be better than Lukaku
>>77500675
Taps it in pretty well
ah great, the helium-filled scouse cunt commentating again
sure can't wait for 90 minutes of ABAisms
>>77500675
No one in France is good
>>77500664
and arsenal don't even have CL football
>>77500664
You know what scares me?
Pakistan being an actual thing and not a figment of our imigination.
>>77500671
>brits gushing over a somalian who lives in america being the goat british athlete on friday
o i am laffin
>The French Marquise de Créquy wrote in her book "Souvenirs", that the tune Grand Dieu Sauve Le Roi, was written by Jean-Baptiste Lully in gratitude for the survival by Louis XIV of an anal fistula operation.
>>77500644
is arsenal stronger? no idea who half of them are
>>77500675
He's world class if your team receives a lot of penalties
>Everyone copying the 3-4-3/3-4-2-1 after Chelsea had success with it
Don't other managers have any pride? Any shame?
>>77498729
>this slapper singing the national anthem
Yuck
all national anthems should be as short as God Save the Queen
>>77500675
he is terrible
how much money are the niggers and pakis who lived in that tower going to fucking make
vermin scum
>Your 40m midfielder is already dead before the season begins
Poor Chelsea fans, they are going to suffer another 2015 collapse
>Arsenal didn't sell out their sections
wow
Reminder that if your fridge is bursting into flames you should probably replace it.
>that Chelsea 11
they will choke so bad at CL won't they?
The fuck is Chelsea's board doing? They need depth badly, especially with CL. Seems like Conte is being set up to fail this seasono.
>both nogs
lol
>>77500703
good signing for arsenal then
>>77500675
He was before he signed for Arsenal. Now all bets are off
Who /ABA/ here?
Watching arsenal have another disaster season and Sanchez walking to city/chelsea will be hilarious
>>77500705
Not wenger for sure
>>77500710
they already got put in £2m flats for free
they are now proceeding to make those flats look like shit because they are filthy paki cunts
>>77500705
>Everyone copying the 3-4-3/3-4-2-1 after Chelsea had success with it
and then wiping the floor with chavscum
feels good
>>77500713
>tfw Dany will burn him
The Queen is heir to the Kingdom of France, so I don't see the problem
>>77500691
Europa League is easy teams but tougher schedule
>And now a minutes silence for Grenfell Tower
TSSSSUUUUUUUUU
>>77500710
white firefighters had to die trying fruitlessly to save them
>>77500731
haha le quirky football coach man
>>77500710
I mean it's a pretty big deal to pretty much lose everything, even if they might not have had as much as you or I. Not to mention that several people have died or lost family members/friends.
Where is the [spoiler]stream?[/spoiler]
>>77500739
ikr they should be on the streets
1000 year tory reich
*blocks your path*
pssht, nothing personal caveman
>>77500743
When are you going to realize that Tarly and Lannisters are good guys?
This is longer than a minute
What part of the Community Shield are you lads from?
>literally 0 white British people lived in the Grenfell tower
Makes you think
>>77500699
This. Both teams have clear weaknesses.
Reminder that Arsenal's invincibles lost several matches
>>77500774
Too many black people in this picture for my liking
Remember when Chelsea fans boo'd and sung through a minutes silence for the 96?
If Chelsea kept their squad from last season and just bought 1 wingback and 1 CB they'd be much better off than how they are now
>getting rid of Costa
>Matic to united
>Terry no longer el capitano
>buying ded or unproven prem players
Why the FUCK is Moses still a starter
Remember when Arsenal didn't sack Wenger last season
good times
so many empty seats
>grenfell
AH YES
A hive of niggers, shitskins and other undesirables to live illegally and under the radar of an authority that does not want to find and deport them, made richer than the majority of English people purely for being present at a fire that was started by another non native
Ah yes, #Justice4Niggers
Fuck off.
don't give a shit about london
it's a third world shit hole
>>77500705
This reminds me of like 7 years ago on the NFL Network when they kept repeating the same old "It's a copycat league" phrase every other sentence.
It's true though and the same applies here. Everyone moved away from a 4-4-2 to a 4-3-3 after Mourinho's Chelsea were successful with it way back when.
>>77500761
that's a 7/10 over here lad
>>77500781
Only Euron is the good guy fäm
>>77500793
Would like to see that tongue poke your butthole
>>77500736
>chelsea
Shitposting about Arsenal is the only thing worse than being a Arsenal ''''fan''''. Let them be irrelevant.
secret agent cech trying to make his move this early
>>77500678
She's a lizard person she will never die, she will out live us all. Also don't you want a king in your lifetime? You a cuck?
>>77500803
His fucking opening speech at the athletics was so long, maudlin and predictable.
>wogbeck
>elneny
>iwogbi
what's the fucking point
>>77500770
why are the irish such leftycuck?
>>77500795
I wonder how long it'll be before they go back to the Wengerouting. November, my guess
>>77500728
They'll bring in Ox, Barkley and Drinky before the window is over
>>77500803
i want to move away so bad but i don't know where to go
>>77500799
•°tips hat°•
>No streams
>>77500803
>It's a Britbong who doesn't know the difference between Mayor of London and LORD MAYOR of London
Shitskin detected.
>>77500799
epic
>>77500799
mmm yes put them on the streets, they dont deserve government housing after having their housing burned in a building circumventing fire codes
>>77500793
I think Morata + Bats might be a more than suitable replacement for Costa. That is assuming Bats gets time to play.
Getting rid of Matic was beyond stupid, the board needs to pull their head out of their ass.
The Ox is having his job interview for Chelsea right now
Not a good start
>>77500826
northern powerhouse >>77500826
Large fires that kill niggers and muslims should be part and parcel of living in a big city
>>77500793
This
Conte should've gone for Luklaku since he has proven in PL and a year younger than Morata
>ox
haaahahaa
>>77500793
Chelsea will become the eternal yoyo team. Win the league every other season, before falling away harder than Contend hairline early on the following season and sacking their manager.
>Arsenal play first team and win Community Shield
HAHAHA WHO CARES IT'S A FRIENDLY LOL
>Arsenal play a B team and don't win Community Shield
LOL YOU SUCK CuCKS LOL XD OWNED ECKS DEE
You can't win.
>>77500824
>trash is depth
>>77500822
It's not genetic, since most of >us Irish-Americans are now right-wing.
REALLY hate niggers
>>77500834
>making excuses for you horrid non-white city
howling at the state of you
>>77500826
come here and be my best bro. we will watch football, eat ruffless and play CS:GO all day
>>77500856
Welcome to /sp/
>>77500855
*Conte's
>phoneposting
>>77500839
>Being this mad that you aren't allowed in the UK anymore after 2019
>It's a /pol/ thread
>>77500845
Morata is hardly an upgrade over Costa.
For 70 million he better go a goal a game. Costa was half of that and while he had the occasional dry spell he's won games for Chelsea more oft than not.
>FA Lidl skills
budget tekkers
>>77500793
Costa is forcing himself out. I'm sure Chelsea would have rather kept him but he's been whining about going back to Atletico for over a year now.
Matic didn't suit Conte's system, as evidenced by Conte's desperation to sign Nainggolan last summer. Bakayoko does. Not to mention Matic loves Mourinho and probably wanted to play with him again.
That said, their depth is shit but I'm sure that'll be addressed before the window is over. Still about 3 weeks left.
>>77500839
Ah yes, let's have a collection for what should be an issue that's dealt with by the government.
How am I suppsed to tell these Arsenal forwards apart?
>>77500664
*bombs both teams*
>>77500875
you'll understand in a few years kiddo don't worry
>>77500874
CTA wont be abolished lady boy
>>77500875
Every big matchthread innit
Can you imagine attempting a title defence with Chelsea's depth?
>>77500856
This applies to every major team, not just Arsenal
>>77500808
Everyone who is not that Dany the cunt is a good guy
>>77500875
It's /spol/, actual /pol/ is reddit so they're at r/soccer.
>>77500894
It's not completely unrealistic because they barely rotated last year but they're going to shit the bed having to play the CL as well.
>>77500866
>Irish-Americans
>>77500879
exactly
these stupid cunts have been put in multi million pound flats and have had other countless donations and are asking for MORE money?
fucking pakis and niggers are all the same they will exploit anything for your money, it's basically stealing at this point
horrible horrible people
>>77500824
Probably 35+ million for each as well. Kill me now.
>>77498729
I'm high as fuck, why am i being treated to high quality soccer early in the morning as I hit this Northern Lights?
Is the FA Community Shield a thing? is it relevant? I'm not complaining. I'm entertained if this is the starting squads.
>>77500898
I meant to quote the guy who was moaning about the shit players in Arsenal's team, well, I mean the shit black players. Also
>that noise
I thought Arsecucks were quiet?
>cacazette
>>77500869
you're country is too hot for me, i've been there
welbz looks sharp
>>77500886
t. 20 year old
>VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
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Lacasset
fuuuuuuuuuug almost
>>77500904
Nah fuck Cershit
>lelkek
>soccerstreams is ded
Any stream link?
>Moses
How have Chelsea not gotten a RWB?
>Tap in merchant can't tap in
>>77500875
Ummm if the game is going to be political then the match thread will reflect that sweetie.
>>77500878
he's been like with a return every window since he joined
>>77500923
Welbeck is Arsenal's only player who actually turns up against big teams but he's absolute wank vs weaker sides.
>>77500915
It's the Premiership winner vs the FA Cup winner, I like the idea and it's usually a fun opening game. Pretty much the full teams as well.
>Spurs being bullied in their new ground
At least if we do lose this game it will send a message to the Chelsea board that we need to sign players. And I guess Arsenal will get to celebrate their biggest achievement for the season
>>77500915
It doesn't really count for anything it just marks the start of the season.
>>77500875
FUCKING IMMIGRANTS AND NIGGERS THEY'RE THE REASON I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND AM A KISSLESS VIRGIN IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT I CAN'T FIND A PURE ARYAN WAIFU
>>77500793
Are you black?
>>77500919
More like Cuckazette
Am I rite, guys?
>>77500948
>Who is Sanchez
Fuck off Shitzen, we all hate Arsenal but if you don't rate Sanchez, you're a cunt.
>>77500961
hello leftypol
all those literally whos on the chelsea bench
>>77500938
Not enough black RB's in the world for the coloured revolution going on desu
>chelsea getting dicked by a europa league team
>>77500921
you should see it now. hottest summer for years. today i took two showers and i even didnt leave home
>It's another "Chelsea lose the community shield" episode
When was the last time they won it? Feels like they never do
>>77500940
I don't see hundreds of posts about the advertising boards.
>moratter
lol @ our B team playing better than chelshit
Nice to see Chelsea has gone back to their dark blue this season
Is Rob Holding now actually a starter for Arsenal? Lmao
>>77500961
t. Jermaine Hyphen-Name, Arse fan since 2003
>>77500664
red is outgoing, yellow is unavailable or unfit and blue don't get to play
>>77500965
There is a lizard in this picture that many people miss, I point it out every time I see it. Been doing it for years.
>>77500960
>>77500951
Worth watching though? Seems like it. I've missed Soccer. I like Soccer. I like MMA. I like Big Brown.
>>77500808
>AUT edgelord a Euronfag
Colour me surprised.
How the fuck did Chelsea win the league with only Fabregas, Kante and Matic as CM options? Now they've sold one for 40m and replaced him for 40m and people are saying their squad looks weak.
>le cross high into manlet striker but never cross the ball in when jirpoo is in the middle
typical arsenal
>>77500988
Saw a few blacks on the bench. I thought Chelsea were racists?
>>77500981
>Looking at the siding
Enjoy your mental slavery, consumer.
Remember when Kante was good
TELL ME ABOUT PEDRO WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
man city truly do have the best squad in the league
>>77500981
If there's going to be a minute's silence for Grenfell, with proceeds going to Grenfell, and the commentators talking about Grenfell, then people will post about Grenfell.
>>77500998
Morata injured?
why so many empty seat?
>>77501001
It's worth watching yes, it's can be pretty accurate of how both teams will be as there's only 7 days until the season starts.
>>77500998
Musonda is going to play in Hazard's absence
>>77501001
Watch it, it's the only thing on until the league starts next week and Arsenal are looking good.
>>77501014
they got lucky with injuries and didn't have Europe
wouldn't be surprised if they missed top four this year unless they buy a couple more players
.....Where's Chelsea new players?
>>77501005
>>77501023
Man United would like a word.
>>77501029
And everyone else will yawn.
>>77501005
Lets be real senpai, Euron is the only semi-interesting character at this point.
>>77501014
Don't forget about the mighty Chalobah
>>77501032
Arsenal invited the ones who died as well.
>>77501022
the mosquito man
>>77501032
nobody leaves their house anymore in london
>>77501032
Wembley is too expensive just for a friendly match
>red cards in this game don't carry into the season
If you're winning 2-0 here with 30 seconds to go, there's literally no reason not to chop some cunt down.
>>77501043
Morata and Rudiger on the bench
Bayaoko (whatever) is injured
question :
why didn't chelsea just sign neymar and bale?
>>77501043
Still at their original clubs
>>77501032
it's basically a friendly
>>77500962
I'm more brown-Indo than anything. I have a /v/-hand meme if you care enough for that.
>>77501005
>Not rooting for Euron
Disgusting Hitler descendant
When did they sign Zorro?
>British Telecommunications plc Sport
>>77501050
kek
Has Morata scored yet?
>>77501047
Except you, who seems quite upset with what others are discussing.
>>77501062
Apparently they were interested in Neymar before signing Morata.
Don't know why Walcott hasn't tried to force a move away over the summer.
>>77501071
Why arent you watching this on YouTube you melt?
>Bellerin trying to get revenge because he got BTFO by based Alonso
kek
>>77501048
Euronfag here. In the show not even Euron is really interesting. He's just replacing Ramsey as the bad guy for Theon to overcome.
>>77501079
he's starting at left midbench
reckon the only way we can save football is to say that premier league teams have to have a minimum of 6 players with british passports in their playing 11 at all times otherwise they get fined £2.5m per game
>>77501058
FA can suspend you for PL/cup games
>>77501082
No-one else will pay his wages.
>>77501014
No europe. They're going to do pretty shit this season imo
>>77501082
Wages
>>77501031
unfit according to conte,, same with rudiger
>>77501014
No injuries (blood spinning) and no Europe
>>77501090
Thats why i said semi-interesting, every single show character is bland tbqh fampai.
why doesn't chelsea just keep costa?
doesn't he want to leave every season?
>>77501081
totally forgot they'd signed morata.. is he on the bench. I'm not watching the game at the moment
>>77501048
>not rooting for Jon
He's literally the protagonist.
>>77501071
i seriously hope you didn't pay for this
>>77501094
why is a £70m signing sitting on the bench?
>>77501071
My audio is horrible today, keeps cutting back and forth between mono and stereo or something. For all the money they spend on content and getting Joanna Jedrzejczyk in their ads, their service is still shit.
>>77501083
It's on YouTube?
>>77501058
Wrong. For certain challenges they can. You can't go and karate kick a fan and go WELL IT DON'T COUNT LOL. If you purposefully break a leg, you get fucked regardless.
Sanchez should be happy that he has to stay another year, means he'll get something like a £40 million signing bonus when he joins PSG on a free transfer next season.
dat welbeck strength
Who /Nogf/ here?
>>77501071
>anglos pay for this
>no Kolašinac
But who's gonna wreck shit up now, Arsene?
>>77501118
Only normies and boringfags root for Jon and Dany
>>77501123
Conte said he was way off match fitness about a week ago
he'll get 30 minutes probably
>>77501123
>morata
>not a sub
just wouldnt be natural
>the absolute fucking state of streams in 2017
Can you stop talking about GoT, you fucking pleb fags
>>77501147
Wenger wanted to play the same back 5 as the cup
>>77501048
He's yet another D&D caricature villain. Ludicrous rock n roller/emo jock.
>who is the Hound/Theon/da Night King
Chelsea look like shit
>>77501161
>he isn't watching the comfy acestream
>>77501148
most interesting characters are Jaime and Theon. shame they made Theon a submussive cuckboi.
>>77501113
Truth and yet we still watch s m h
Alvaro "I'm looking forward to starting every game" Morata
>>77501163
What about Twin Peaks?
>>77501071
>paying for football streams
>>77501170
racist
>>77501113
There is still the Hound and Jamie (although i'm disappointed with him this season)
i always wonder what london's supporter culture is like
do you support the team that's closest to the area you grow up in? because there are a shit ton of teams in london, how do you make your pick? are most supporters of london clubs even from london?
just paid for BT Sport on a monthly contract.
£22/month. Im getting rinsed unless I take up Serie A
>>77501176
BRING BACK COOOOP!!!
>>77501176
Only at HT with slags
>>77501163
No
Who is /got/ here?
>>77501173
>It's an "actor you like gets cast to play a significant book character and is absolutely shit on by the showrunners" episode
They wasted Ian McShane as well.
>playing Morata in the same position he played at Madrid
Daring.
Welbeck and Holding doing well.
>roastie murderer
>>77501139
How long lad?
7 months for me
>>77501194
ayyyyy
Can everyone please stop posting?
>>77501182
blacks support arsenal
pakis support arsenal
whites support who they live near/family supports
>>77501129
www.youtube.com/embed/UgBIYiWI61Y
>>77501176
I really hope the only people still defending it are doing it ironically
>postcazette
>>77501176
Much better
>>77501193
I'm almost glad they didn't have based Mads as Euron
STOP POSTING GOT SPOILERS
FUGG
unlucky laca
lacazette?
more like
lack-an-asset
>>77501178
No blacks on train pls
>>77501176
HELLLLOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo…
>>77501201
All my life you fucking norman
>>77501203
sure thing lad
David Lynch can fuck off. I'll finish season 3 only because I've already invested 12 hours in this nonsense.
>>77501183
lmao
just get iptv
>watching game of thrones
You twats are americanised beyond belief.
And this game actually looked interesting in the first 10 minutes.
>Marcos A.
What the fuck
Pedro is unironically world class. Barca should sign him for 60 million
>dat Alonso twink-mode
Yum
TROLLPOST
lacaGOAT
>Lacashitte
>>77501211
Pleb, the new season is great.
TROLLPOST!
>>77501227
pls be in Graz
>>77501182
I think most of them support whoever they think is going to win the most in the short/mid/long term future depending on their outlook. They don't necessarily restrict this to London either.
>>77501182
Blacks support Arsenal
Whites support Chelsea
Jews support Tottenham
STOP PLAYING OUT THE BACK YOU FUCKING ARHHHHHHHHHH
>>77501233
pleb detected
>>77501238
They should. Messi/Pedro/Sanchez were the glory days.
Lacashit lel
>tfw lacazette attempts an adam hammill
https://youtu.be/x-Qx45WQSi8?t=1m28s
>>77501215
Dany dies in season 8 (finally)
Why are chelsea lumping it up to batshuayi? Is route one football going to be conte's new tactic revolution
Shit defending from Cahill, hopefully he's replaced from the line up soon
>>77501082
>Move away to Stoke or Palace
ehehe...
The FA Community Shield is decadent and depraved.
>>77501203
someone post the cheeky and comfy Alexis
You may only post in this thread if you are me or a sexy girl
dirty fucking jimmy-hill chinned spic
how is that not a red card?
>>77501262
haha lynched XXXDDDD amirite??
You need a big brain to appreciate a man sweeping a floor for 10 minutes.
>>77501279
this is a Manchester season. one of City or Manure will win the title imo.
>>77501258
Why do blacks support Arsenal? My dad has for 65 years (he's 720 and I have since I was a kid. Why do blacks go to it? My dad lived in London until he went to uni at St Andrews and he never said it was 'black city'. Maybe that's cause it was 1952 and, you know lol.
>>77501269
>sanchez
villa
how will football adapt to diminishing attention spans?
reckless from alonso, plowed right into him, couldve been deadly
am i banned?
>>77501286
I got aids looking at all those adverts
>>77501286
Why wear sunglasses then?
who the fuck is this?
>>77501290
Cool Pepe can I save it?
>>77501260
>i don't rate playing out from the back
>>77501258
? the emirates is 95% white on matchdays you retard
chavscum have less supporters in London than Man U
>first game of the 2017-18 season
>Wegner, Sanchez, Ozil, and Xhaka still at Arsenal
Did not expect that 5 months ago lads.
Chelsea look shit desu
They have an aging squad and have not bought anyone of merit this summer - Morata is a step down from Costa in this league, not even memeing
>>77501296
de gea - bailly - matic - lukaku is a pretty doopin scary spine of a team
Anyone gotta light?
why is this match being played at spurs stadium?
>>77501296
>manure
If I'm honest, I had too much wine and have trouble paying attention to the game, I'm just here to shitpost.
>>77501233
I feel your pain.
>>77501301
controversial decisions
surprise teams who flood the pitch and beat the winner
broadcast the arguments post match
>>77501310
buy ethereum
That that Mertesacker you dirty german cunt
>>77501311
it's all yours my friend :) nice dubs btw
Remember that time Arsenal fans kicked a black guy off the train, disgusting behaviour
For me, it's Troopz.
>>77501295
That scene had a point though. The conversation the Renault brother has on the phone has some important info.
MERTESACKER IS KILL
IT'S ANOTHER DRESDEN
>>77501326
>half 2
BASED GARY CAHILL
NAZIS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LANKLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
CHELSEA PLAYING TOO SLOW
SGFGFGFGFGFGFGFGFGFGFGFGFP[
>Chelsea's current longest-serving player is Matej Dalec a goalkeeper who has NEVER played for them. Despite being at Chelsea since 2010
>Welbeck fucking burying Moses
Glorious.
BASED CAHILL
NAZI SCUM BTFO
Another elbow from a chelsea player on an Arsenal player, where have we seen that before?
Wonder how commentators and journalists will protect the dirty cunt now
>>77501319
I agree they look shit and i'm seething about losing solanke, chalobah and rlc (latter on loan) but who exactly is ageing in the squad?
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>german cunts getting btfo
HEEM
GERMANY BTFO
cunt cahill with the elbow
fucking chelshit scum
HEEEEM
What footballing moment would you compare to pic related?
heem sleepy
>>77501233
>>77501328
LYNCHED :^)
F
>>77501320
A shame most of the team are shit then
>murder soccer
That should be a post-match ban. That's dangerous from Cahill.
>no card
classic ABA referee
>NAZI SCUM BTFO
>Mason
>Mertesacker
Cahill must have a head like a fucking rock
Ah, so this is the genius of Conte
no love for this show? my current favorite desu
>>77501378
fuck off kraut
>a guy 2 meters from you jumps with elbows
>jump into his elbow
>>77501319
This, Morata won't get more than 15 goals so they will have to rely on random player goals
12-6 elbows are illegal lads
>>77501377
no mentioned Altrincham mate
hahaha same old arsenal always cheating
>>77501320
Matic
Lukaku
> CHELSEA REJECTS
F
>>77501373
Is this bait?
METRETRACTOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77501338
As a white arsenal fan, Arsenal Fan TV is a fucking embarrassment. The only time other club fans tune in is when they beat arsenal and they want to watch the Meltdown.
> Hamrollblud
Just fuck off!
>>77501392
>who is eden hazard?
>"that's for Dunkirk"
Fucking hell Gary.
>>77501393
Shut the fuck up, Rogan.
it's like Dresden 1945 all over again
>>77501390
Except Mert is 6'4.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
http://www.strawpoll.me/13639387
>meme poll here lads
>>77501392
Ive been saying he will be the same as Bojan
>>77501412
6'6" pal
>he's a Bosnian international but he's really German
>>77501393
They shouldn't be.
I fucking hate seeing players with numbers like 30, 33, 28... LaLiga only allows numbers from 1 to 25, and goalkeepers must always wear keeper numbers (1,13,25). That's my favorite thing about LaLiga
impossible to enjoy this game with the shadow
fuck off sun
Out for six months because of broken nose
Hazard injured
>>77501349
He even had two spells in our league and was fucking shit.
>>77501408
>>77501403
Nope. It's a dangerous play. He should be retroactively punished. Fuck Germans and Arsenal but that's not allowed. The guy is bleeding profusely and has damaged Arsenal's team.
>Elbow guy in face
>He's off
>WELL IT WAS LE ACCIDENT
>Elbow star player in face next
>WELL IT WAS LE ACCIDENT
>Keep on doing it
>LE ACCIDENT
Fuck off, cunt.
>>77501432
>That's your favourite thing
El Autisimo
>Tfw no 5head gf
>>77501432
Serie A is even worse. Half the players are wearing 40+.
How comes Chelsea can loan out 4 players to other Premier League teams? I thought the limit was two
How the fuck do we fix this bros?
Courtois
Azpi VanDijk Cahill
Hysaj Kante Baka Sandro
Bale Morata Hazard
>>77501439
Watch your mouth cunt
>>77501432
wow
shut the fuck up
Motherwell v Rangers is unironically a better game than this
>>77501449
haha you're mad as fuck bro
calm down lol
>>77501454
Nice eyebrows, bro.
>>77501449
football is shite
>>77501463
Celtic won the league yesterday though.
>>77501469
Fuming at disgusting JF's, lad.
Gary "If you eat sauerkraut you're getting knocked out" Cahill.
>>77501317
xhaka?
>>77501432
Serie A must be unwatchable for you.
>>77501449
You are looking into this way more than you should. Calm down and have a coke or something
>>77501432
No wonder none of the players in that spic league pay taxes
>>77501463
I dont know any Motherwell or Rangers fans. I live to shit on others
Why am I watching this absolute shit?
>>77501432
>p-please watch our league
>>77501432
That's beautiful desu
I kinda feel sorry for Wenger. He's persisting with this meme 3atb to try and stay relevant when he's clearly uncomfortable with it
Dialog between polish commentators
- Wenger said on press conference that Arsenal needs 85 points, nut what it will mean in league table
- 4th place
Kek
>>77501349
>Matej Dalec
so is he just so shit no ones want to buy? if so why did Chelsea offer a new contract
or is his family mafia connected?
>Gary K-Hole
>It's ok to elbow people in the face and force them to be sent off and not get punished for it - /sp/
alright.
>>77501432
what if more than 25 players are used in the season?
>>77501477
oh its that norwegian chelsea dan
fair enough he annoys me too
>>77501439
Pls censor it la
Some of Kante's passes make me happy Cesc stayed.
>>77501494
Got nothing better to do like many of us.
Reminder that Mou has already ended Conte before the season's even started.
check em
>>77501355
>who is ageing in the squad?
Fabregas, Pedro, Luiz and Cahill. 30 and over is old these days lad
>>77501498
Seeing Warnock do it yesterday was pretty fucked up too. It's for young people and Italians.
Lacazette playing ? can't see him
don't like chelsea's kit
they aren't a nike team and it looks wrong
>>77501522
>>77501408
Gary "The Germanics Panic At This Manic Non-Hispanic" Cahill
>>77501522
Pedro is underrated
this match is shit
good job proper football is on at 4 o'clock
>>77501506
>It's ok to fap to traps and anime - 4chan
alright.
>>77501511
I dunno why people haven't all filtered him, you two should, makes threads so much better.
>>77501522
fugg
>>77501449
>let me pretend im not an arsenal fan while i cry and pull on my balls because mert was stupid enough to jump into cahills elbow
>divillian
DIVING NIGGER CUNT
JUST LIKE THE CUP FINAL
SCUM SCUM SCUM LYNCH HIM
NIGGER SCUMCUNT HANG HIM
yet ANOTHER Chelsea player booked for diving
ERA
Batshuayi's first touch imo is second only to Lukaku's in the premier league
>dive de macoco
>>77501522
Noice.
>>77501522
Almost as good as this 7.
>>77501449
What he did was typical form for jumping up for a header. And he won the ball easily. Mert was an idiot for basically jumping for nothing into Cahil's elbow.
Literally a foul and penalty
why are commentators always wrong
WILLIAN DINDU NUFFIN
Based ref
Bellerin's knee collides with Willian's.
>>77501522
Nice
>it's a Chelsea are diving scum cunts episode
fucking willian
absolute mong
>>77501569
>you
ERA PENAL
>>77501534
I like not having the adidas stripes senpai
CHELSCUNTS CHEATING AGAIN
DIFFERENT SEASON, SAME OLD CUNTS
FUCKING VERMIN RUBBERY LIPPED SCUMBAG
BAN THE CUNT
BAN HIM
>racist players
>violent players
>cheating players
no class.
>stonewall pen
>yellow card for diving
Video refs when?
>>77501033
>>77501041
I put a high $5 bet on Chelsea
>>77501498
Wenger is a follower. He's an old man and he's done. He just copies whatever is in fashion. He even waited until the last month of the season to reluctantly do the 3atb
>>77501524
defenders are in their prime over 30, so wow chelsea has two players that might be the other side of their prime. this isn't fifa, you need a blend of youth and experience
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Divesea
what the fuck happened to bellerin
>>77501569
com here said pen first and stuck with that
he's based
>>77501547
sometimes its fun to wind him up
2 MATCH BAN OR FA CAN FUCK OFF
>>77501522
You are like a little baby, Watch this
DIVE
"he kicks himself"
gee, i wonder if the contact had anything to do with it, you braindead fuck
same old classless chelscum
wouldn't expect any less from a nigger
The fuck Willian lmao
>>77501530
he looks like welblack
What a surprise that the resident Arsenal haters, Shitzen and Sosa, defend outright violence and injuring players as long as it looks like it was an 'accident'
Fucking disgusting.
>>77501544
It isn't?
so is that a 2 match ban then for Niggian?
>>77501585
it looks more of a yank kit now so that doesn't surprise me
>>77501600
He was never good but Arse kept persisting he is. Like Coq
>People think Willian dived
>tfw have to leave and can't HT slagpost
>>77501610
It is only a 2 match ban if the dive gets a penalty or someone sent off
>>77501524
Do you remember the squad chelsea won a fa cup and champions league double with in 2012?
>>77501530
>be chelsea
>make no signings apart from a poor mans lukakau
>have the most basic looking shirt of all time, could literally be a pub team shirt
A-are they finished?
>>77501618
There was no contact lol
can this Italian cunt shut the fuck up i cant enjoy the game
>>77501597
How many other teams have that many oldfags in their starting 11?
>>77501624
If it's not then the news about diving bans are bullshit.
>>77501530
Still better than seeing Chambo mess up every attempt at kicking the ball.
post a fuckin webm you niggers
Chelsea are looking fucking SHIT.
Like Leicester last season SHIT.
Is laka zet playing today?
>>77501508
Thats not allowed. Player from the reserve team wear numbers from 26 to 99.
There has been a few exceptions, Jaume from Valencia wore number 24 a couple of seasons ago because all of three Valencia keepers were injured and he was too old to pretend he was a B team player.
>>77501484
>>77501456
Yeah Bacca is #70 I think. I also remember a keeper, Viviano I think, who had #2. I really hate when keepers wear stupid numbers like Viviano or Ochoa.
Wait wtd bellerins knee hit willians foot , even if not benulty it isnt dive
No yellow
Where is VAR?
>ELITE LEAGUE
>NO VAR
>2017
>>77501646
https://my.mixtape.moe/wwrwsa.mp4
34 seconds
significant contact, try using your eyes you retard
>>77501647
Why do so many Australians support Chelsea ?
I remember adding some Aussie on steam that was like Level 200+ and was a big Chelski fan.
>>77501657
Yes, he's hit the post.
Need a NEW THREAD
>>77501649
all the best ones
hope lacazette flops so i can meme
>lacagoals
>>77501647
game is shit, what's there to enjoy
>mfw Arselel fans say they will chant BOM XHAKALACA
>mfw they both disappear during the match
>that kolisnac run
Fucking BANTER
>>77501670
Watch the other angle at 0:42 desu
>being wrong and calling someone else a retard
Chelsea are being taken for a ride by this ref desu, just like in the FA cup
>I spend my time discussing the rules and regulations of spanish league jersey numbers
haha based luiz
cadfael still about?
>>77501674
Why? We could unironically go to 800 before something happened
What is the significance behind the community shield?
YES YES
ALSONO
WILLIAN
YES YES
>lelkek
>dabid luiz
Luiz is going back to being a meme this game
>imagine supporting a club in another country
>>77501679
He'd need a touch of the ball first
>>77501697
>ignore the angle that shows the contact, look at this angle instead where you cant see the contact
kill yourself
>>77501705
Absolutely nothing
>>77501719
county*
>iwogbi
>>77501552
Any ace available?
>>77501730
Cuntree*
>>77501705
the ultimate domestic trophy
like the uefa supercup but not a meme
>>77501671
not a chelsea fan but ive noticed that too and i couldnt tell you why.
>>77501727
Damage controlling already? LOL.
>iwobi murking everyone
fucking lad
>>77501719
>imagine watching divegrass
waiting for bolton v leeds 2bh, miles better game than this.
>>77501719
>imagine the team you "support" has no player from your country
why is it so empty for 2 London clubs yet United v Leicester filled it last season?
>>77501735
I can't find one, had to use a Kodi channel
>welkek
Welbeck please stop
>>77501730
Well if you're in another country you're in a different county, retard.
>>77501757
Chelsea has Cahill and Arsenal has Holding and Ox and Welbeck.
>>77501760
Londoners are rich enough for go on holiday in August
How much would be the cost of him in today's market, lads?? This cunt really knows how to play
>>77501653
fuck off you entitled cunt
i was outside maintaining my garden before it starts to rain again
>>77501773
maybe Chelsea fans
>>77501735
1d47ee2084a51aea916e282090b050f10d80619f
>>77501746
I've always had a clear stance on this match. It is an actual charity.
>cante
>>77501782
Come on Islington is poncey too
>>77501725
You do realize that's exactly what you're doing as well, right ?
The only difference is you're watching them one at a time and not alongside each other.
And then you top it all of by calling me a retard and telling me to kill myself lul. You're such a loser.
>>77501785
Then I hope not to see any gloating from you when Chelsea win then.
>>77501735
There's decent streams on jewtube
>>77501782
>arsenal a middle class club
>chelsea a working class club
what did he mean by this?
>>77501780
lmao how retarded is per
>Emirates has a poor atmosphere b-b-b-because of the ground
>just as silent in another round
absolute STATE of arse fans
this game is mls tier besides the players being more skilled desu
Can someone tell me why Xhaka takes corners and not Ox or literally anyone else
>>77501784
Thanks lad
if arsenal were a real club they'd destroy the stadium
>>77501795
nah mate, if an angle shows contact then there is contact
>>77501813
what do you mean by this
>>77501780
>2 friendlies between these 2 teams
>pedro gets his face broken in china
>per gets his face broken in wembley
Fucking hell someone is going to die in the league
>>77501812
Nigga have you been to many 'big club's grounds? They are all silent
this game suck's
time for a quick wank lads
>>77501812
they are very selfcritical especially to themselfs
>>77501809
>midddle class
>arsenal fans
Based Dele
>new york city vs new york
wow.....so....this.....is...the....power.....of mls
Is there anything Dele can't do?
where is the new thrad
Is this the so called English Premier League?
>>77501814
Have you seen Ox cross the ball? I'd have thought the thinking is Xhaka can bloot it so hard its going to cause chaos in the box
>>77501798
Eh, I might meme a bit on whoever loses either way.
where is new thread
>>77501849
Check how much the tickets cost and think again
>>77501858
No its the Community Shield
"We" rely too much on Hazard tbqh
>>77501853
leave
>>77501858
Chelsea is so Spanish
>no signings
>no silverware
>no home stadium
Is Pochettino a nihilist?
>WE really need an upgrade for Moses and Alonso, >we are going to get raped in the CL god damn it
>>77501872
>this logic
so Liverpool fans are middle class?
>>77501895
No they are the opposite end of the spectrum, they are SO working class all they have in their life is Liverpool and sell their soul to them.
>>77501701
>I dont care about football traditions
No wonder your league is only good because of the foreign players, Steve. Also enjoy your NT being formed by 8 blacks, 1 ahmed and that sole white keeper.
SEEYA ARSENAL KEKS LMAO
BLACKED
ARSENAL BLACKED
Might win a cheeky few dollars on this