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>>77494240
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How do you get UTIs? Is Grasso a slut?
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karen montes
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Grasso is trash
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give Markos your energy
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>>77495925
My exgf got one after i fucked her in a hot tub
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Based leaf
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>>77495925
>not being around enough women to know uti's are common for them
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I WANT TO SNIFF MARKOS REAR
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>>77495937
\o/
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Come on Grasso
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>>77495922
Invicta, dude. She was nothing more than a can crusher over there and she looked really good.
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>throw leg kick
>get taken down
>lose round 2
>still throws leg kicks
Why grasso?
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FAT piggy Grasso getting BULLIED
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>>77495925
she wipes back to front
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Grassomeme finally ded!!!!!!!!!
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>>77495911
You are a fucking terrible thread maker, fuck you.
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fuck boyos
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>>77495925
Women have a higher chance of getting UTI even when not sexually active. More of a hygiene thing
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ariba
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grasso fucking stinks
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>harems of men
>stables of "boys"

>2 qts fighting, not a single "my girl" or likewise comments
>only 1 grasso autist

NuHEEM, LADIES AND GENTLEnu"MEN"


JUST BLEED
U
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2 MINUTES LEFT RANDA YOU CAN DO IT
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Randa
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>>77495925
>Using the bathroom in Mexico
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they were right when they said grosso will be the next ronda rousey
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>>77495925

The gut can commonly act as a reservoir for uropathogenic bacteria that can then ascend and colonize the bladder, particularly if one is not terribly clean. Uropathogens can persist in the gut after colonizing bladder epithelial cells and can, through mechanisms we don't fully understand, persist through antibiotic treatment and comeback as recurrent UTIs.
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>>77495925
Ass to vag
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i had to make and WMMA came on perfect timing
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>>77495925
>tfw she caught it from Waterson
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29-28 Markos
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Grasso 29-28
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They'll give it to the spics
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29-28 Markos?
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I can't call it.
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29-28 Karen
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Markos should have slammed this bitch and broke her back
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>the crowd roars
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30-27 Markos
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>>77495978
>harem of men

Do you treat your boy like he's your boyfriend
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mexico will give it to grasso
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>>77495978
>you have to have a sheem waifu to be a "real man"
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>>77496005
Grasso clearly won 1 and 3. how is this even close?
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1,3 Grasso
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I would say 29-28 markos but they are in MExico so Grasso will get it
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Time for an unprecedented robbery
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>>77495982
natty tatties?
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That was a 9/10 fight by wmma standards
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they will give it to the spic because they are in spic land
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29-28 Grasso

third could go either way though.
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Draw
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Markos won.
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>>77496028
Which is still a 4/10
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Would you let her Grasso your asshole?
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>>77496017
Yeah I agree

r1 Grasso
r2 Markos
r3 Grasso
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>>77495993
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>>77496017
Fatsso lost 3 because of the takedown.
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they better not rob markos
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>>77496017
she won 1 but randa controlled her for most of 3 its close stop pretending it isnt
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>>77496008

Can't understand why she didn't.
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>>77496027
Oh yeah
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I'm saying Grass. R2 was definitely Markos', but Grease looked better both 1 and 3.
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>same pupper
>same death
What does it mean /heem/?
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>New rules
loser strips
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Grasso 1, and 3
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>>77496017
Because lots of us think MArkos took round 1
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Takedowns mean nothing in the new scoring system, it's why Rashad didn't win.

29-28 Grasso
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ROBBED
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>>77496010
Fuck off. Grasso won r3
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>>77496033
exactly
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left or right
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FIXED!!!
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Why do streams always fail for the main and comain
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Home town judges
>Home town judges
Home town judges
>Home town judges
Home town judges
>Home town judges
Home town judges
>Home town judges
Home town judges
>Home town judges
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>spic judges give it to a spic

Big surprise
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29-28 Grasso imo
She'll probably get it in Mexico too

Edit: Wew I was right
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Robbed but I don't even give a shit.
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robbery
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ROBBED
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RIGGED
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this belongs to /asp/ now
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30-27 My Dick
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>>77496068
Why the fuck is this even allowed???
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eh
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TybSpicJudges

I have officialyl broke even. I've lost no money tonight. And if Pettis wins, I'll walk away with 20 quid.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
FUCK CANADA
FUCK RANDA
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>>77496062
cmon mayn.
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LMFAO

You can't even defend that.
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>>77496064
>decisioning a mexican in mexico

it was never gonna happen
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Oh look, the mexican judges gave a close fight to the mexican. Why am I not suprised
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What the fuck is wrong with Brian Stann
>what I believe is the best fight of the night so far
He is worse than Ariel
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>fight in mexico
>lose
Good country
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>best fight of the night so far
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>Robbery

She easily won R1 and other than the TD she outstruck Markos in R3
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>>77496028
>>77496033
Get a girlfriend lads
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>>77496048
that you should own a cat
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So many split decisions tonight.
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>best fight of the night
fucking stann is getting worse as the night goes
grossos boxing looked better this fight though.
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>>77496041
Take downs dont count on the scorecards
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Mexican fucking robbing cunts. A wall is too good for these "people".
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>>77496049
I have a few ideas
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grasso is a qt t b h
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>>77496062
right
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>>77496043
I wouldn't say most. she had a good amount control but didn't do anything with it and was losing on the feet. It was a close round but I gave it to Grasso.

Grasso really needs a better gameplan and fight IQ though.

Big fan of Markos though.
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>MLS
LITERALLY, a team named NY Red Bulls
Semen Slurping
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Glad grasso won, she is cuter.

Anyways, Lomachenko vs Morriaga is starting!!!!
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>>77496055
>>77496055
>>77496055
>>77496055
>>77496055

>HURR ROBERY xD

Damn casuals.
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>>77496062

BREH
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>mexican intellectuals
never let it go to decision in a foreign country
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>wmma
wgaf, here's Loma: http://ripple.is/boxing/560-vasyl-lomachenko-vs-miguel-marriaga
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Grasso won the Battle but Mexico lost the war
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>>77496094
>Easily won r1
sure pal
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>>77496091
It was like one of the only fights that didn't instantly end lel
Soukham was better though, yeah
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white power!
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>>77496046
Does her sister fight ufc? Would be funny if her twin was like a banker or something.
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FUCK MEXICO
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>Miss weight
>lose the fight
>judges give it to you
"Mexico"
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>>77496108
How would she do in the UFC?
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>tfw no Grasso gf to whisper to me in Spanish while my cock is buried in her
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not gonna lie

Grasso is a CUTE!
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Not a robbery, just a close fight. You could score it either way hence the split decision.
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wtf I love trump now
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>>77496094
Thanks for being objective leaf.
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>>77496112
I agree. I thought markos won but grosso looked better on the feet this time around.
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>>77496115
>i-if i mock them they cant be right!!!1!
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>>77496124
Round one was close for a whole minute and a half when Markos was bullrushing and then she didn't do shit after.
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>>77496122
They should get half a point for split decision.
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>>77496084
this
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There's no reason not to miss weight by a couple cheeky pounds. They should make the purse penalty more severe.
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>>77496062
usually the right breast is slightly bigger
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>>77496048
When did Johnny Depo die?
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>>77496142
>England
That's why they ignored the entire second round in the highlight package.
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Lads I actually can't believe it but I don't think i give a shit about Mayweather/McGregor anymore
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>>77496142
only good post
it was a coin flip t.b.h.
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>>77496155
Grasso is completely flat though so hers are the same.
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Azuquita
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>you will never get full mount on tecia torres
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I feel like these translations have been pretty bad but my Spanish isn't that great so I'm not sure.
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>>77496161
>ever giving a shit about it
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Randa got a dodgy split against Carla

Karma
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>>77496055
Rashad didn't win because he was awful.
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>>77496062
never realized i wanted a modest chested asian milf so much before now

(one on the right)
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>>77496139
Unironically pretty good if she was younger. Legit jiu-jitsu practitioner and supposedly they had to tell her to take it easy when she started wrecking people
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>>77496161
>Ever caring about it
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>>77496175
Randa lost that fight imo
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Why do you guys hate on Bisbong? Yeah dude's on his way out, but his resume speaks for itself.
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>>77496171
yea they've been really vague approximations of what people said
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I want to lick Grassos sweaty bumhole, tongue going inside on many occasions thanks
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>>77496140
>"Da me mas, papi"
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>>77496141
Same. That's why I came here.
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>>77496171
Yea that translator is pure shit
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Honestly, this fight has something to live up to now that we've seen 2 flyweight fights end in the first round tonight
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>>77496171
The last one was way off, i dont think the translator could hear her through the crowd
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>>77496173
>Ireland is thinking about sucking dicks again
Missing Conor that bad eh?
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>watching Pettis Lite vs Spic Hype instead of Lomenchinko
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>>77496176
Neither did Randa with her boxercise into a double, new scoring system doesn't reward that nonsense.
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Wtf betway hasnt paid out my grosso win
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>>77496157
the minute he met Amber
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>see my girl Grasso win just in time to see Lomachenko dismantle Marriaga
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>>77496187
casuals who joined and have only seen him fight from Silva onward 2bh
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>>77496154
Do they still do the thing where they give the opponent the choice to either deduct a point or take their purse?
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>>77496163
She looks like cain
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hopefully mini pettis loses his fucking ass. hate both of those pricks.
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>>77496195
Moreno brings it every time tho
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>>77496161
>Ever wondering about it
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>>77496199
>watching boxing

Back to your dead thread.
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>>77496189
>not growing smegma and giving her another UTI
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>>77496184
Only cause she was in Canada.
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>>77496199
stream?
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ready for my boy moreno to crush pettis
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How fuck is Pettis x Moreno a title eliminator? Moreno maybe but diet pettis isn't there yet.
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>>77496200
Based Fronkie PEDgar poster
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AINT NOBODY LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'MMA LEGEND
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Picked Grasso but I'm not happy about it

she is a fucking can

She would get sheemed by Calvillo right now, serious
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>>77496217
Yeah, this is probably the best non-title flyweight matchup you could pick for a main event
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>>77496227
because who else is there?
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how much of her pay does grasso have to give to randa?
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I wanted to fap after watching Randa's tits for the entire fight, but the robbery just killed my boner.

Wat do?
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>>77496199
>boxing
I'd rather watch rigged wmma
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>>77496187

I like Bisping, he has crazy stamina and is a pretty entertaining striker.
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>singing along to his own entry music
This guy is unacceptable.
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>>77496161
Is a car accident. Proceed slowly. Take in the spectacle. Continue on.
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>>77496213
Cain is adorable then.
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>>77496244
cut your dick off, its liberating m8
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Last UFC fight for a month boys

Amazing card, for sure I'm glad casuals missed out on this one.
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>>77496244
fap to cute boy moreno
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>>77496241
shit, I was going to suggest dustin ortiz but remembered moreno finished him.
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>>77496242
20%, so like 50 pesos
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>>77496235
her jitsu is pretty legit. i dont think it'd be easy for Cynthia and her dodgy striking
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>>77496227
Who else would you put forward at Flyweight.
Chances aer DJ has beaten them by this point
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>>77496244
fap anyway
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>>77496242
$2000 out of her $10,000 payout
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I like it when guys rock out to their own walk-out songs
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Sick song choice by Moreno.

I love Moreno, despite betting on Pennis
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Moreno's actually an animal. Looking forward to this
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joe not calling a card always reminds me how much better he is than all of the other casters
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>>77496210
Granted he's not the same and just wants to grab onto that sweet money fight and retire, the dude is literally hall of fame material with as little of a achievement as most wins in the UFC. And if you look at his life, man. Dude used to live in a car and go train in the morning.
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Is it a wise idea to sing to your own entrance music at altitude lads
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>>77496227
both are on a 4 streak in a smaller division with like 50 fighters

both have beaten 2 straight ranked fighters

both are 23

they are the future of the division, whether they are the future DJ/joeB or the future makovsky/benoit
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>d e s p a c i t o
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DES

PA

CITO
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lomachenko stream

http://streamspn.com/c/1
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>>77496221
>having a foreskin
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>>77496285
Always
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Harness the power of the wheaties

Win /heem/ some cash
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>Neither of them came out to Carlos Santana
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baby assassin about to get rekt
>Why would you name a fighter Clownbaby?
>Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clownbaby dude he'll be a huge underdog
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D E S P A C I T O
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>Duke Goofus

Moreno - 1st round submission confirmed
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acestream is laggy as fuck, anyone got a good one?
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>>77496294
>having nerfed orgasms
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Winner will fight Ray Borg for a world championship on fight pass
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>>77496268
brendan said it was 30%
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>>77496175
>leafblower
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Have the Pettis brothers ever doubled up on a girl?
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>DES PA CITO
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DES
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>>77496236
good post
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>>77496318
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>>77496315
anthony likes boys
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>>77496118
>Mexican intellectuals
I miss the primaries
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>>77496283
OH! HE'S HURT MIKE! HE'S HURT!
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>>77496315
shoutouts to that j squad
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bruce leeroy choking out bby pettis made me happy. here to another rnc
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>despacito
Hijo de su puta madre
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DES
PA
CITO
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S P

SHOUTOUT TO /SP/ LADS BASED PETTIS
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>>77496315
Yeah your mother
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I literally can't escape this song

Most overplayed song in history and it's not even that good.
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I haven't weighed 125 since I was like 12 or 13. I don't think you can unironically call yourself a man if you don't walk around AT LEAST at 185.
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>>77496315
>a girl

They sleep in the same bed together and jerk each other off
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He got his money back right?
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Dis nigga kinda sounds like Michael Buffer
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>>77496342
t. fatty
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>>77496311
Brendan also said that John Dodson and John Lineker fought at 125 on JRE.

Who are you gonna believe, buddeh?
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twink division got my dick diamonds
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>>77496311
>brendan said
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>>77496258
To be fair man, the stakes on this aren't grand while Loma is the man to watch in boxing.
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>>77496329

The song seems out of place. A bit weird.
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I'm literally 5/5 right now and picked grasso and pettis
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heem in first 30 seconds
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>>77496338

I wouldn't mind if mini-Pettis lost just for coming out to it if I'm perfectly honest.
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What is this DES PA CITO meme? Is this song famous?
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>>77496311
Brendan also said that John Dodson and John Lineker fought at 115 on JRE.

Who are you gonna believe, buddeh?
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BORG WHO U GOT IN THIS?

i know ur here faggot
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Does it even matter at all whoever wins this fight?
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So, we all /Moreno/ here right?
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>>77496342
185? LMAO
are you manlet???
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>>77496342
I bet you're fat

And I bet that I could take you down
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Moreno's composure is sick. So chill.
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>>77496342
They probably walk around about 137-140
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>>77496338
Just a slightly whiter version of the same music you always hear in bodegas and shit
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boxing >>>>> MMA
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Pettis about to Heem this beaner in front of his daughter
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>>77496311
Branson Swoop says a lot of dumb shit.
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How the hell did that kid time that perfectly to the camera
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>Mexicans bring 2 year olds to cagefighting
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Moreno is a goof
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>>77496359

Yeah kinda
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>>77496354
You said you picked Markos last time you goof.
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>>77496354
check that, literally 5/5 and bet $4000 on pettis

hope I win
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>>77496375
Ok buddeh
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>>77496377
>coral springs
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>>77496394
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Very Pettis way of getting taken down
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>>77496390
>3 billion views
wew lad
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>>77496377
the world will be a better place when you're dead
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Wasn't moreno the first guy to get eliminated on his season of tuf? Funny how this all worked out for him.
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>>77496390
i dont understand, its catchy but not 3 billion view catchy? is it some meme music video?
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Baby pettis vs assassin baby
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I want to see a classic Pettis brothers triangle
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stonefaced Pettis is hilarious
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>>77496342
Dude please lose some weight
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>>77496376

kek he brought his daughter as after slaughter offering

moretzvaletface.jpg
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>>77496392
>and bet $4000 on pettis
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>>77496368

I'm 6'2" 250 and 12% bf. I just don't respect anybody below 185, at all.

>>77496369

I would literally choke you to death with one hand while I film it with the other on my brand new iPhone.
>>
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>when manlets go to the ground
>>
>it's a manlet wrestlefucking episode

Time to stat last fight's picks instead.
>>
>>77496377
Do you screencap your own posts?
>>
>doesn't take the ankle
Jobber
>>
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Reminder that the wisconsin mafia is paying the pettis brothers to throw fights

Captcha: Cuidao Mexico
>>
>>77496400
Floridians are only dangerous if you're a fish or a bag of meth.
>>
>moreno going for the RNC
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>>
>mexican fighter

>jitz guy

What da fucc
>>
>>77495987
underrated
>>
HAHAHAHAHAH ITS ALL OVER. BASED BWENDAN
>>
>>77496419
dont acknowledge the masochist larpers
they literally just want to be teased and berated by strangers
>>
>>77496377
>Made a very small typo with ONE(1) number
>"hahahah h8ers in shambles my guys"
Suck my dick, coral springs
>>
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>>77496435
or an election
>>
BACK PACKED
>>
>wisconsin mafia
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>These meme soccer chants
>>
10-8 Moreno
>>
So why is backpacking a big thing in UFC seems like we see it so much in like every event
>>
>DoufusSport
>>
>>77496455
We all make mistakes. You deleted it right as I screenshotted. I'll delete my post. All good bro.
>>
10-8 moreno
>>
>body lock triangle
When will this memetic shit be banned? It always ruins the fight. As soon as he got it everyone at this BWW started look at their phones lol
>>
>I would not score this 10-8
>this could very well be a 10-8 round

t. Stann
>>
>Betas hating on a manlet fight even when it's spicy as fuck

sick of this negativity 2bh
>>
Bloody hell Moreno dominated that round. Lad's come out of nowhere and is storming through Flyweight
>>
>>77496472
because it works a lot of the time

setting up a body triangle and taking someones back puts you in the best possible position for a submission
>>
10-8 Moreno.
>>
>>77496472
Because its super duper hard to get a dude off your back my dude
>>
>commentators already having to justify hometown judge shenanigans
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>>77496464
>soccer
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>>77496434
>Wisconsin Mafia
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>>77496407
wearing shoes inside

just filthy
>>
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Mini-Pettis did well not to get choked out
>>
>>77496412
it's not catchy at all! even for like shitty pop.

3 billion views for this trash? mind fucking blown
>>
lomenchenko getting exposed.
>>
>anthony coaching him on the body lock defense after the fact

really?
>>
>>77496480
It's so easy to get an ankle lock off of them, though

It's shitters like Pettis who can't capitalize
>>
>>77496480
get me a 6p of some asian zing
>>
>>77496455
He literally has an entire folder of people making incredibly minor mistakes that he spams constantly. He thinks that means he's btfoing people.

He thinks this because he has crippling, next-level autism.
>>
>>77496495
Sorry I meant sissyfoot
>>
Retard face Moreno is unstoppable
>>
Why is mma perfectly fine but gay porn has such a negative stigma attached to it?
>>
can you imagine how miserable being in a body triangle in a ufc fight would be

i do it/see it/receive it all the time at practice but can't imagine it happening in a high stakes situation like that
>>
>>77496485
same
>>
In the prefight they mentioned that Pettis has only been in MXC for the last week or so, so you can be pretty sure he'll gas the fuck out if this goes past 3.
>>
>>77496507
It's really not in the slightest
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>>77496406
>>
>>77496485
agreed desu ne
>>
nice and flowy moreno
>>
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For sure Moreno's stand-up looks too awkward my man
>>
>>77496519
What's the most effective way to get out of one?
>>
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Is the Mexican retarded? Why does he keep making faces and flailing his arms about?
>>
>>77496500
Champion Garbrandt, I'm Dillashaw
>>
I've literally never seen someone win with an arm triangle.
>>
the colonel inherited a bunvh of japanese MSG mines
he didnt know wtf to do so he made kfc
msg chicken
msg is the secret recipe
>>
>>77496523
Literally trap the lower leg and lock the foot on your hip
>>
>>77496545
You didn't watch Weidman/Gastelum?
>>
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>Moreno's goofy ass striking

I wanna see this fucker get heem'd so bad
>>
>don't throw kicks
>throws kicks
>>
>>77496534
Just stand up
>>
>>77496537
Muh conor style
>>
>>77496518
>gay porn unacceptable
To who? It's always at the top of /gif/ and most guys I know only can get off on m on m these days due to burn out
>>
>>77496545
How long you been watching?
>>
What the flying fuck is Moreno doing this round?
>>
>>77496518
because porn stars get paid more
>>
Pettis finishes the Moreno meme tonight
>>
>>77496545
>who is the Undertaker
>>
Why is this kid still throwing kicks?
>>
Why do Mexicans always have to taunt? Is it a cultural thing?
>>
>>77496545
Weidman did it to gastelum just the other week
But if you meant a regular triangle, watch Donald Cerrone vs Alex Olivera
>>
>Pico is the Michael Jordan of MMA
>>
>>77496554
Listening to Roufus
>>
unprecedented angles moreno has
>>
>diet pettis not setting up his kicks with punches
>keeps getting them snatched

ammy hour desu heemsters
>>
>>77496562
he's really confident in his ability to catch kicks so he is fighting on the outside edge of punching range and baiting pettis to headkick him so he can catch and take him down
>>
Moreno looks like fucking Voldo out there
>>
19-18 Moreno
>>
>>77496560
Not long.

>>77496552
Nope.
>>
>>77496569
don't talk about bat flips das rayciss
>>
Is this what Conor is gonna be doing against Floyd? Meme hand movements?
>>
>>77496524
that thumbnail makes it look like biebs is carrying may in one arm like a baby
>>
10-9 Pettis
>>
Moreno better hope the judges gave him a 10-8 first because he didn't do shit in round 2.
>>
Pretty fun fight so far.
>>
19-18 Moreno
>>
19-19

Potential 19-18 if first round is 10-8. Under the new scoring I think it might be
>>
>>77496545
>What is Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin for $400, Alex
>>
>>77496595
>goof around
>run
>hug

oh, wait, that's Floyd.
>>
>>77496585
*HISSSSS*
>>
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>>77496585
kek
>>
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>>77496590
>>
Moreno already gassed.
>>
>>77496563
I dont even watch porn nowadays but rocco is a hero
>>
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19-19
>>
>>77496569
It's because they are mutts with the blood of mesoamerican savages. We should just be happy the winner doesn't try to cut the heart out of his opponent
>>
PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS PETTIS
>>
>>77496599
This Mexican is literally from the south side Chicago of Mexico too
>>
Why are they holding an iPhone to the face of Pettis??
>>
>>77496563
HEY YOU
COME ON
COME TO HAVE FUN
>>
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>>77496610
There's only one runner
>>
>>77496550
What are "things white belts say before they get choked"?
>>
Did his corner tell him to abandon the tackedown
>>
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>>77496598
you say that, but....
>>
>>77496624

So he can check instagram
>>
to be honest, this is boring after the Grasso fight
>>
what the fuck was that
>>
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>>77496559
sounds like most guys you know are faggots
>>
>>77496636
>this is boring
Maybe this sport isn't for you
>>
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Pettis's striking is a level above Moreno's

especially with Roufus in his corner
>>
>>77496628
>le running away and looking at the clock man.png
I'll never get sick of this meme.
>>
It's a shame Moreno didn't just choke him out early
>>
heem trippy
>>
All of these fighters tonight trying to move like Cruz without doing anything with it.
>>
>>77496631
>>77496631
he was only getting takedowns from leg catches
he's not even setting up good single legs or double leg shots
>>
>>77496640
>your porn determines your sexual orientation
'no'
>>
Why is this 5 rounds?
>>
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>bring your daughter to the fight
>lose
>>
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Please end this now Pettis, all i want is to hit my bong and go to bed
>>
Could Punished Yoel 2v1 these guys?
>>
moreno is kill
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>>77496559
>>
Moreno can only BJJ and doesn't even know how to connect hits
>>
Pettis is going to heem this goof isn't he?
>>
>>77496666
i could 2v1 these manlets
>>
>>77496647
literally this
>>
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29-28 Pettis
>>
>>77496666
yoel would pick them up at the same time and just toss em out of the cage then start saluting
>>
28-28
>>
Moreno gets fucked up in the 4th
>>
>>77496673
You're a damn fucking right.

That goof doesn't know how to land a fucking punch
>>
10-8 Moreno
10-9 Pettis
10-8 Pettis
>>
28-28?
>>
>>77496501
>>77496501
>mind fucking blown

Bieber is in it.
That explains everything.
>>
I predict 2 more rounds of lil pettis outstriking Moreno
>>
>>77496659
Well if straight porn doesnt turn you on and gay porn does that makes you gay
>>
28-28
>>
>>77496645
This was in round 3 too
>>
all of morenos kicks to the body get caught lol only a matter of time before he gets heemed on that
>>
>>77496702
what if i watch lesbian porn
>>
TURN ON THE METALLOCA YOU MOSHPIT FIGHTING MEXICAN
>>
>>77496672
this is why wrestling is such a huge part of MMA and probably the deciding factor for so many fights
it controls so many parts of the fight
>>
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>>77496596
>>
>>77496696

Agree. Knowing the judges at least two of them have round 3 10-9 Pettis, so I think it's tied up right now.
>>
diet pettis sucking him into a technical fight

Too bad because I think Moreno's unorthodox style would give dj more trouble.
>>
>>77496659
You're gay if you only watch and masturbate to gay porn.
>>
>>77496699
My boy JB still hitting it huge with the people despite the Jews hating him
>>
Moreno has been figured out desu
>>
>>77496699
he's in the remix, but the original is the one with 3 bill views with no bieber
>>
how can my buy order of antshares only go halfway through? BUY ALL REEEEEEEEE
>>
>>77496696
Yeah, if the first round was 10-8 Moreno then the third is 10-8 Pettis but I don't think either deserves a 10-8.
>>
29-28 Pettis, maybe 28-28

Moreno is getting lit up. Why does he look so lost in there? I don't understand his gameplan. His advantage is not in the striking but he doesn't seem to actually initiate the clinch or go for a proper takedown. He seems happy to eat shots and try to OUTAWKWARD HIM MY GUY. Seems bizarre, he can't just hope to catch a kick. Last 2 rounds he's been a bit idle
>>
We are level
>>
>>77496702
By that logic, I'm 2d tentaclesexual.
>>
>>77496729
Dockbro is that you?
>>
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>>77496620
>>
pointless fight neither of these two could even tough minymouse
>>
KEK Big John looks like he's lecturing a disobedient son
>>
>>77496718
>Moreno's unorthodox style would give dj more trouble.
DJ would have finished him by now my man
>>
>>77496711
then you're attracted to the women in the porn much like if you're watching two guys fuck you're a faggot
>>
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>>77496711
then you have patrician taste
>>
wait wtf, why didn't this end in round 3
>>
>>77496501
I think that song has been out for a while tho. I swear I heard it like 3 years ago played a lot
>>
Not even spic judges can give this to Moreno
>>
>>77496702
You're a virgin dude. It doesn't matter who you wank to. It's called sexual orientation not masturbatorial orientation. I don't look at nude females on computers that way I can always get a raging boner when I need one with a female. And that's often.
>>
>>77496735
if you jerk off to gay porn YOU ARE GAY
There isn't a debate to have
>>
>>77496729
what kind of fucking retard would buy right now
>>
>am i ok mrs?
this nigga is lost
>>
Big John would Heem both these clowns
>>
Moreno better bet on the altitude, because he is going to get /heem/ at this rate.
>>
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When is the ufc going to start having two manlets fight a super heavy weight?
>>
>>77496659
You are gay lol
>>
Moreno used all of his energy dancing around doing jackshit in round 2 and 3 and he STILL lost those rounds. He's fucked.
>>
Fuck this shitty acestream
>>
>>77496718
the longer a fighter fights the easier it is to read their style and timing. Moreno would have benefit so much more with a quick round 1 finish, then people wouldnt be figuring out more of his shit. without the element of surprise. his unorthodox style gets picked apart

same with rousey, maia, a bunch of fighters
>>
>>77496751
oh you mean like tim elliot?

>tfw tim elliot was laughing the entire time while a midget was dry humping him
>>
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>>77496763
gay means happy

happy porn is best porn
>>
>>77496765
i sold and rebought to accumulate 10 more ants. I had 560 ans two days ago, when my order is complete I will have 623. it's only a third filled right now though. i didn't know this could happen
>>
Super impressed with Sergio Pettis.
>>
>>77496763
if u jerk off 2 any porn ur gay tbqh
>>
Yair
Gastelum
Moreno

RIP Mexico
>>
Well, loma made marriaga quit so now im back to ufc. lol
>>
>>77496778
moreno for sure miscalculated that altitude my man
>>
>>77496762
Well if youre masturbating to it then you are aroused by it you faggot
>>
>>77496779
when they need to fill conor's void
>>
>>77496798
this
>>
Why is this 5 rounds amigos?
>>
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For sure Conor is gonna outawkward Floyd just like Moreno is right now my guy I bet you a dick picture
>>
BORING
>>
>>77496762
Uh it really does make a significant difference. You're expressing attraction to something by jerking off to it. Hence, you're attracted to gay dudes fucking each other.
>I don't look a nude women so I can get a boner with one
What the fuck are you even trying to say here? Why would that help?
>>
>>77496757
were they talking shit in Polish?
>>
Pettis should do a few more fights before he has to fight DJ
>>
DJ probably would have finished either of these guys by now
>>
>>77496763
Not him, but the tentacle things is a sound argument and better than your capital letters.
>>
>>77496807
DES
>>
>>77496797
Young, quick, energetic, tanned, tatted, nippy. He is like Holloway. Hence my money is on him.
>>
38-37 Pettis
>>
great fight dana white
>>
>>77496809
from which press confrence is that
>>
38-37 Pettis
>>
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fuck pettis and his dead mother
>>
10-8 Moreno
10-9 Pettis
10-8 Pettis
10-9 Pettis
>>
>>77496757
>that skirt karolina is wearing
my dick
>>
Pettis is clowning moreno.
Too bad he cant knock him out
>>
>>77496795
hey bud can I get a source on this?
>>
>>77496794
Tim Elliot is more experienced than Moreno and he got finished inside 1 round in his last fight.
>>
What the hell is Moreno doing
>>
the fuck
>>
>>77496816
it would be a solid 40-36 by now for sure my guy
>>
Pettis better finish it here or the judges are going to fuck him
>>
>>77496809
100% my man
>>
>>77496822
He needs to get sharper before fighting God J
>>
>>77496795
no it doesn't it means sexually attracted to the same sex....Which you are
>>
38-36 Pettis
>>
>>77496819
well are their women in the tentacle porn? if not then you're mentally ill and/or a faggot
>>
>>77496763
>>77496781
You're both insecure. Fantasy isn't the same thing as reality. Sexual orientation is expressed through action. Or do you believe that people who believe they are "fur sexual" or anything else actually are those things just because they are mentally deranged?
>>
Who's memeing the hardest right now?
>>
"Cmon ur a Mexican, keep your sombrero up"
Really..
>>
>>77496841
lel, he's fucked
>>
Probably 38-37 Pettis. Arguably should be 38-36 Pettis.
>>
Moreno needs a 10-8 to win lol
>>
Moreno's corner just said it's 2-2 no kek no it's not
>>
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2-2?
>>
>>77496819
tentacle porn is not a sound argument
>>
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>>77496761
you'd be surprised
>>
who's that ring girl
>>
'I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!'
>>
uh-oh hopefully we don't get a draw
>>
>>77496870
my mom
>>
>>77496855
Masturbation to gay porn is an action you fag, and yes furfags are mentally ill
>>
OH FUCK HEEM TAPPY HAHAHA
>>
>>77496857
"C'mon this is the final round, no siestas now"

Christ..
>>
>>77496844
They have been very biased toward the locals.
>>
>>77496865
they said that so that he fights for a win, not so he can accurately keep track of the score. how dumb are you?
>>
pettis taken down haha hes gonna lose the fight if he doesnt get up
>>
>>77496856
the guy saying fapping 2 gay porn isnt gay
>>
>>77496869
We'll see..
>>
We could have our first 5 round fight draw?
>>
>>77496876
another 10-8 incoming
>>
Damn, that upkick looked like it hurt
>>
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HEEM KNOCKY
>>
>>77496892
at least im not a faggot in denial
>>
>>77496893
it's mexico, the spic will win by split like all their other "wins" tonight
>>
>>77496855
I'm just a straight guy who's dick literally doesn't fill with blood when I look at a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
>>
>>77496888
i will check my own trips with some dubs
>>
NICE kicks from the ground.
>>
>>77496899
>>77496899
>>77496899
>>
vicious ground and pound mike
>>
>>77496832
why are there scary drawings of his mother
>>
this fight is boring
>>
>>77496893
>Edgar-Maynard 2
>>
>>77496882
You're so caught up by homophobia and guilt that you can't understand what I'm saying. Yes, furries are weird but they are either gay or straight based on who they fuck. I fuck chicks, that's all that matters.
>>
>>77496893
we already had one dumb boi
>>
LMAO MORENO'S CORNER LITERALLY LOST HIM THIS FIGHT IN THE FIFTH.
>>
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>>77496917
> that's all that matters
apparently not, because all you can talk about is how you jack it to gay dudes
>>
>>77496938
yeah saying it was 2-2 was retarded
>>
wait why was this 5 rounds again?
>>
even the Mexicans couldn't defend that
>>
>>77496956
So? All my bros do it too. It's not gay. If I jack off to poodles does that make me a dog too?
>>
Whites win again!
>I realized I had four rounds to prove I'm better than this man.
>>
Lol Sergio doesn't ask for the title shot now DJ has to fight TJ.

Or fuck it bring in hideo tokoro to fight dj.
>>
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>>77496759
Bieber heard it, liked it, sang on it, collected 20%
that's why it's big now
>>
>>77496832
Middle = carlton, third = some indian bitch
>>
>>77496425
>bigger than arnold
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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