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karen montes on her period
>>77491882
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>>77494240
Is Sam fighting with a broken jaw? Shit looks weird
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Trash
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>>77494240
is this really the thread
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>>77495057
me and another heemer collabed on this thread, so yes
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1st for grasso
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Joeband is about to end this meme
Ideally they would've let Platinum kill him but getting decisioned by Modelman works too
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*pulls your head*
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>>77495060
autism
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>>77494240

Where are her tits?
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Jouban will have to pay the Price now

He will be heemed stiff inside 1
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>>77495057
is this the previous thread lol haha
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Who /Assyrian/ here?
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Would you rather have Sage's body or Snoop Dogg's money?
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Is anyone one earth actually excited for MayMac other than Chads and the people making money?
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>>77495072
says the namefag, you're a fuckin pussy and everyone knows it
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>>77495074
They get punched flat in this men's sport
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Jouban is 35 and chinny
Price is gonna KO him
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>calling yourself a heemer
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>>77495095

The money so I could get Sage's body
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>>77495095
Sage looks like a shitty 3-D rendering of a real person
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>>77495099
take your meds autist before I chin you out
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>>77495096
Aside from the chance of Conor being knocked cold no
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>>77495096
no
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Heeminder that jouban is /ourguy/
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>>77495095
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>>77495095
I'd rather fuck Sage tbqh
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lmao what a pussy I used to fight with my brother all the time growing up and I can't count the number of times I got kneed in the face

just saying I would've beat the shit out of that Perupussi
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>>77495117
literally a pussy
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heeminder that johnywaynegaethje.png is our only hope
>Pray for Jouban
>Pray for Markos
>Pray for Moreno
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Lads that last heem was supreme
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>Sugar Sean O'Malley stole Rashads name and health
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>>77495125

Bretty cool dude.
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>>77495117
ill smack my balls on your chin
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>>77495091
>Assyrian
top jej

and I'm """""persian"""""
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>>77495096
Impressionable teenagers and self-inserting polturds.
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>>77495095
can I just be Sage?
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>>77495125
>getting gifted his wraps
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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
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>>77495125
Is this a Niceguy vs. Badboy fight?
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>>77495095
The money. Anyone who says otherwise is a retard.
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>>77495091
I don't fall for wmma waifu memes sir

*adjusts scruff*
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>>77495146

Christian, Muslim, or Zoro?
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>this is sports car racing!
How fucking boring is that sport?
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>>77495091
RIGHT HERE
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>>77495150
How the FUCK did Mickey recover from that?
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>>77495025
lmao he's driving a stick shift in that C portion
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So when your body stiffens up like that do you get a big boner too or do the guys already have boners?
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>testing his chin before the fight
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>>77495095

Snoop's money. Sage's thighs look weird as fuck. Didn't save the pic but there was one posted of him at a fast food place and he looked freakish, in a bad way.
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>>77495136
>Getting heem'd by a silhouette
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heeminder that Mexico is the 3rd home team to lose
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>>77495158
>>77495158
you need to update your shit
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>>77495096
>not being excited to see McTapor get btfo again
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Heeeeeeemmmm!!!!
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The Peruvian was much better looking than the Mexican
Glad he won
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>WMMA

Time to take a shit break
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>>77495136
I hope Jouban wins, but fuck johnywaynegaethje.png he cant get away with this
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>>77495167
Zoro's Mexican, retard.
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>>77495148
I know /pol/ is literally more excited than /sp/
fucking racewar faggots I swear
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>>77495148
I'm pretty sure even /pol/ knows McGregor is getting bombed.
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Come on Niko
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KEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIFES
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>>77495164
Great one australia you should consider a career in comedy
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>>77495194
Not yet
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no homo but jouban is hot as fuck
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>>77495175
JUST
U
S
T
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>>77495150
That is pretty funny, actually.
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>>77495188
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>>77495187
what were the other 2?
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>>77495196
He's gonna get goofed on Markos I think
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>>77495197
only on TV, the real Zoro was an irani. but instead of wearing a mask he'd just paint his face black
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What did he mean by this???
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>>77495207
>not being a nicofag
do you even astroglide?
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>>77495095
I have the ideal male body shape and I'm 260 so I'll take the money
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spiciest fight right here
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Niko gonna merk this goober right?
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>>77495096
Not the least bit interested in that fight, 2bh. It's Conor taking an ass kicking for money. It's the James Toney fight in reverse. Probably not even gonna watch.
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>>77495213
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>>77495175
garbage people
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>>77495199
/pol/ thinks its a jewish conspiracy
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>>77495219

Price looks like that guy on the team that would do fucking anything if someone dared him
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>>77495136
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>>77495212
Is top north Florida? Where is bottom right Florida?
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Jouban about to pay the iron price
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Legit question - if you're allowed to weigh one pound over, why does anybody try to hit the actual weight? Why not just always be a little over?
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>>77495219
he meant
>if we hit the mat and my dick enters your anus, it will be merely accidental I assure you
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>>77495136
the entirety of /heem/ now wants this fellow to get goofed
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>>77495246
Central Florida
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>>77495233
Morono tagged and hurt him repeatedly. Jouban will finish him.
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>>77495246
>Mexican woman

FART
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How do I look like Alan Jouban? How do I adapt a cajun accent too, women love a cajun accent
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>>77495212
>si habla espanol
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>Prices shoulders
ew
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now that's an early stoppage
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>>77495257
rip you
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>>77495212
>coral springs
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model got btfo
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fuck
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

BASED PRICE
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>>77495188
wtf is that blue dick on the wall.

also why do you keep a rake? I thought rakes were the eternal enemy of the leaf
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>>77495213
an the other
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>>77495271
>Canada
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rip jouban
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>im gonna eat your cock
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>Metal Slug ref stoppage
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>>77495265
I thought my shoulder insertions were weird but damn it looks like his traps are nonexistant
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What the hell lads
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RIP /ourguy/
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>77495104
>>77495104
>>77495104
>>77495104

Told ya goofs
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Price is an animal
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>>77495266
he's still wobbly.
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webm of that kick knockdown?
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>>77495249
by any chance, are you a chronic procrastinator who never gets things done on time?
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lmao
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GADOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>77495081
I predict dese things
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>i rate Jouban
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OH SHIT
JOEBAND DEAD
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Early af.

Would have almost certainly been Price's anyways, but fuck that.
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Bit of an early stoppage desu
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THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE THE IRON PRICE
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F
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MALE MODELS BTFO

THIS IS FIGHTING NOT MODELLING YOU FAGGOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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lmao jouban is finished
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>>77495202
Or soothsaying
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WHITE TRASH WINS!
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I like Jouban. Sad to see him lose. But he really isn't top 10 material.
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>that white trash chimp out
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Price vs perry when
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early stoppage
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>>77495257
>you
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Why didn't joub pull rubber guard?
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>>77495279
Ah but you seem to have forgotten one. The very first one MS Paint vs guy ever did. Belfort vs Gastelum
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Don't worry jouban you still have your looks!
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>>77495136
Welp, RIP
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Jouban had the P4P #1 Chicken Dance
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Stoppage was fine.

Is it just me or was that eerily similar to how Jouban got heemed by Gunnar
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>>77495125
HAHAHAHA
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so you guys are using streams that are literally 2 minutes behind?
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>>77495306
>>77495308
a little early yeah but the dude was on his way out.
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>>77495266
>>77495266
Nah, I'm fine with it. Jouban was one more away from going out. ref saved him from some brain damage.
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jiban dead guys
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>>77495306
Lmao what a fucking moron you are, literally stop watching this sport
Fucking canacucks when will they learn ANYTHING
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>>77495319
>>77495317
>buttmad blackbois detected
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Fuck this Motel 6 commercial
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who actually has metro pcs here?
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>>77495309
PAID
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good stoppage. he was fuckin out of it at the end with his face flat on its side w/o defense
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>>77495326
when has rubber guard ever been useful in UFC ?
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good stoppage, Joubans brain would have been turned to hambubger
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>>77495164
Hey I called it
Where's my (You)'s?
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Niko has a really goofy body, long legs short torso
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IT IS ALL OVER
JOHNWAYNEGAETHJE.PNG BTFO
HEEM BTFO
one for goof and goof for all
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>>77495332
He was seconds away from getting subbed lol
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welp /heem/ was wrong again
lmao
business as usual
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>>77495306
>>77495308
He was hobbling around like a fucking newborn giraffe. Leave it, leafs
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>>77495319
Ever been to Florida? thats literally the whole state. retirees and mouth breathing rednecks that are possible products of incest
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>>77495257
say what nigga?
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>>77495342
the rate I love
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early stoppage!! this is fucking bullshit
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>jumping around like retard
lmao what a dumbass
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>>77495308
>>77495306
>canada in charge of knowing anything
without that cage he wouldnt have even been able to stand after it got stopped, dont be so stupid
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>>77495357

The picks are dead, but the stats continue.
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Jesus this card has been nothing but quick KOs.
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What a fucking shit game thread OP. Whoever made this thread should fucking heem themselves.
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REEEEEEEEEEEE EARLY STOPPAGE
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>>77495175
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jouban should retire while he's still handsome enough to make a normie career off his good looks and novelty mma fame
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Someone post the webm of Jouban getting rocked by Gunnar

I swear it looked like the same shit
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>eArLY sToPPagE
state of this fucking general
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>>77495219
He meant he will heem your ass up DOOD
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>>77495349
day 1 of training ufc
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where's webms of the finishes
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>>77495296
I had a legit hearty kek, thanks anon. And yes, the answer is yes
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>>77495357
BASED
R
A
V
O
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just got home from taking my stepson out to Applebees while my wife was getting migraine treatments

how JUSTed was Rashad?
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>>77495332
That was a submission
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This card
Round 1 finishes all over the place
Good or bad matchmaking?
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>>77495349
Gomi v Diaz
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>>77495067
>modelman
>not J Crew

Looks like J Crew just got blue steeled
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>>77495340
I know. Casuals make me sick.
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>>77495357
heem btfo shows what they know about mma losers
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>3 weeks
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>>77495365
He was definitely on his way out, I just wanted to see him get hit a few more times
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>>77495357
and you call yourselves fight fans.
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>>77495357
Everytime
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>>77495349
Jason Knight used it to break Chas Skelly's arm.
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>>77495365
>>77495374

People get rocked badly then recover when the other guy doesn't finish them fast enough on the ground.

I already said Price almost certainly had the fight, but if they regularly stopped fights that early there would have been a lot of different outcomes in the past.
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>>77495376
Somethign in the Mexican air

>>77495394
Yeah I know but he got rocked is what I meant
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>>77495212
this is so accurate but wtf is sawmperating?
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>>77495306
It was a good stoppage, the boy was KO'd wobbly
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>>77495091
I found out about her on Catholic twitter.
https://twitter.com/ChaldeanToday/status/893056853516660736
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Where is the webm of bandenay ko
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anybody got a link to the lomanchenko fight?
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ill fight anyone ITT

name the time and place
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>all these fighters praising God

Have the atheists, dare I say it, lost?
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not early, he was out
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>>77495397
He models for Versace tho
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>>77494240
fuck u piece SHIT
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>miscalculate altitude.
niko is a literal retard.
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>>77495381
for sure he should do schaub's route 100%
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>>77495395
Tyron Woodley isn't on it, so good.
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>>77495357
sudden death round picks:
pettis
grasso
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>thank you Jesus
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>>77495393
retire level
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JESUS LOVES HEEMS
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>glory to god
>thanks jesus
my boy
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I hate when I miscalculate altitude
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>>77495417
Times square, 1 hour pussy
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>>77495091
Remember when she was defending Saddam Hussein on TUF?
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I JUST WANNA SEE MY WIFES KIDS
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Jesus wins again!
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FUCK ATHEISTS
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>>77495091
me, kek

p'shayna teyloukh khonee
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SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN TO HIS KIDS
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Jouban with that Schaub-tier chin

Perry would have heem'd him too if he wasn't such a head hunting gorilla
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Atheists BTTFO AGAIN
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>>77495341
t. Ugly mouthbreather rooting against the UFC's Don't Draper

>>77495366
Good point
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>>77495436
>JESUS LOVES HEEMS
Our God is an awesome God.
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>>77495423
Cain did not properly calculate altitude desu
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>"My kids have autism too"
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>>77495408
He didn't even get the chance to posture up and hammer him before Refnar was on his ass. It was over.
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>>77495417
2nite, your mother's husband house.
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>>77495357
ha but you didn't add my predictions on the list

I'm literally 4/4 right now and picked markos and pettis
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>boohooo i haven't seen my kids fo 3 weeks ;_;

man up you fucking pussy
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>>77495443
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>ufc hall of famer Yair Rodriguez
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>>77495433
>Weaboo
>Colombian

Yikes
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>>77495406
>Jason Knight
wiki says he lost to TKO from punches there was no sub
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GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK
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I'm tired of this fucks kids already
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>>77495436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jxnJx_fZt4
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7 (SEVEN) FIRST ROUND FINISHES SO FAR
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>>77495414
yeah she went to a catholic highschool here in windsor shes chaldean
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Watching the replay I'm going to retract my complaints about earliness.
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>>77495452
Perry merks him in a rematch. He was so much more technical in the Ellenberger fight. Jouban is chinny as fuck
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>>77495417
the liberty bell
17 years from now

lil bitch
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this fucking translator sucks and didn't bring up Price wanting to see his kids even though he said it like three different times he gets like half of what's actually said and makes mistakes in what he translates
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>>77495125
>handwraps
Who the fuck would want that? The wraps stink worse than the jock strap.
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where were u when banjo was kill
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>>77495462
You will never have kids of your own, no need to take it out on others.
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Roxanne modafferi is back, again
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>>77495423
>being this upset your mancrush lost
jejejejej
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we have been blessed with another Roxanne TUF lads
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Somebody compile a chinlet list Jouban just made the ranks
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>ppl were calling this god fearing family man white trash
baka

APOLOGIZE
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Christ what a fucking annoying faggot
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>>77495475
>retracting your complaints

are u gay or something m8?
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Lauren Murphy finna win TUF
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>>77495427
Rent Free
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I don't know any of them but I didn't expect to.
They really brushed over that announcement didn't they
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>UFC hall of famer yair rodriguez
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lomachenko vs morriaga is starting soon. I can't watch both ufc and boxing at the same time....
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>>77495471
Goobs is so insecure
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>>77495467
Skelly never tapped, but post fight Knight and Chas both confirmed he snapped in the first round with an omoplata.
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>>77495489
fug. i missed it. anybody got a cap of the list
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>>77495414
>Catholic twitter
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>>77495471
I like how Conor always has to flex when he's standing near dudes bigger than him.
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>>77495408
I hear you, man. I try to argue this point because I hate the inconsistency but people get hung up about the winner in the heat of the moment.
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What a shit line up for 125. Whoever wins that is going to lose to the first mediocre contender from 135 or 115.

At least Ostovich is on it.
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>>77495484

>voluntarily bringing another person into this hellish world full of suffering

no thanks, i'm not an insensitive psychopath
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>>77495473
and casuals wer'e saying tonight would b shit
lmfao
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>>77495416
http://live.shwidget.com/static/freeplayer/4900141852383200.html
shit quality but all I can find fight on soon after this one.
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>>77495479
This translator doesn't give a fuck, top kek
>>
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>>77495427
Tell us how you really feel :)
>>
is niko trying to be as unbearable as possible so people tune into his next fight to watch him lose?
>>
>>77495500
gib stream
>>
>7 FIRST ROUND FINISHES
APOLOGISE TO THIS CARD RIGHT NOW
>>
>co main already
>randa fucking shit
nice
>>
>>77495511
Jesus saves what?
>>
>>77495471
conor has deceptively big legs
>>
>>77495476
>ranking Perry
>>>/reddit/
>>>/sherdog/
>>77495475
Good on you
>>
>Cuckriah Faber getting KO'd by Yair Rodriguez not even in a fight
Is Cuckriah the ultimate team alpha fail cuck?
>>
>>77495511
>At least Ostovich is on it.
She'll get eliminated in her first fight bud
>>
>Roxeen
Grisham cannot get fucking anything right
>>
>>77495488
No i literally do not care that jouban lost.
just miscalculate altitude sounded weird.
Gotta account for altitude
gotta respect the altitude.
something like that maybe.
>>
>>77495508

He flexes when he's around manlets too. Or even when he's alone.
>>
>>77495197

Zoroastrian you re-tarr
>>
>>77495519
i have comcast, but try firstrowsports
>>
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>>77495471
>Roidmero's body
>>
>>77495515
>http://live.shwidget.com/static/freeplayer/4900141852383200.html
thanks lad
>>
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>>77495506
>>
>>77495531
so?
>>
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>>77495513
>>voluntarily bringing another person into this hellish world full of suffering
>no thanks, i'm not an insensitive psychopath

Do you have long black hair with bangs that cover your face?
>>
>>77495500
oh fuck nigga ill watch loma over these rank 13 ufc shitters
>>
>>77495519
r/mmastreams
>>
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>>77495511
They really should have a women's lightweight division and even welterweight imo

I want to see bodies like pick related heeming each other into the living death
>>
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>>77495414
>Catholic twitter
aka best twitter
>>
>No 'Kenzi
>No KGB
>No hamasaki
>No Jennifer maia

Well, it looks like Joanna will have an easy path to the second belt (Not that either of them could really beat her either
>>
>>77495461
Post your post
>>
Would Jesus really be interested in helping someone give brain damage to another man?
>>
>>77495521

I certainly trashed the hell out of this card all week and didn't even bother tuning in until the Joban fight.

I guess I was wrong.
>>
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>mfw i just ordered a team alpha hoodie
>>
>We call it the remainder that's the number that remains

I mean, that's not the best rap is it
>>
>>77495513
>voluntarily bringing another person into this hellish world full of suffering
perspective perspective.
>>
>>77495524
...George Nelson withdraws
>>
>>77495542
>tv

get a load of Richie Rich over here
>>
if my kid had a nigger teacher jumping around hipping hopping
i failed as a parent and failed in society
>>
>>77495528
>implying I ranked him
I simply said he defeats Jouban in a rematch. Both are pretty trash desu.
>>
>>77495554
Jesus died for your heems
>>
>>77495542
I want to vomit I hope Dana's head gets so red it explodes
>>
>>77495471
LITERALLY no chest
>>
>>77495542
Barb Honchak has the best resume but has been retired for like 5 years.
>>
>>77495549
She's just fucking fat. Is this what Thicc posters want? Disgusting af. You can literally pick up whales like this at any sorority party.
>>
>>77495533
meme of price as a math professor with a bunch of equations when?
>>
>>77495542
roxanne is back? the slam heem she got hit with on her last tuf was brutal
>>
Kidless Niko Price is unstoppable
>>
>>77495552
KGB is banking on getting called up after the division exists, she didn't want to be away from her kid.
>>
>>77495553
I posted it on /b/ and there's no archive
>>
>>77495564
>THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER THATS THE NUMBER THAT REMAINS
>>
>>77495563
I live with my parents
>>
>Unbeaten in Mexico

Lmao that's such a clever spin to avoid the fact she lost
>>
>>77495542
>No Dern
>No KGB
>Claudia lurking
Winner is gonna be the next Esparza
>>
>>77495486
she's got legit wins over legit wmma fighters going back to the 90s and open weight days
>>
>>77495552
This is literally set up for JJ to win two titles before fighting Shevchenko
>>
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>>77495584
>he's got parents too

lmao state of your life m8
>>
>>77495581
Lmao kiddo
>>
>>77495586
she gun lose

america is objectively better fed and therefore stronger in general
>>
*portions you some dip*
>>
I kind of want to see diet pettis get OLE'D
>>
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>>77495573
this
>>
>>77495593
??
>>
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PISSBREAK INCOMING
>>
>>77495542
Trash
>>
Rhonda Rhousey is on the MMA Mount Rushmore
>>
>>77495521
Don't need to apologize cause I already knew it'd be good.
>>
>>77495598
>blows on tummy
*brrrraaaaappppp*
>>
>>77495573
this. fucking donkey hips are nasty.
>>
>>77495513
>Too intelligent to reproduce
Then embrace the extinction of your ideals.
>>
>>77495580
dont ever mention ainsley ever again on here

i will murder you
>>
>>77495606
It annoyed me when Schaub kept saying this about Eddit Alvarez
>>
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>>77495581
>browsing /b/
>>
>>77495591
Honestly she is their most marketable woman. She is dominant, violent, has a very sell-able resume, she is cute and personable, and she is white.
>>
>>77495589
for sure, lots of better W125 out there,
>>
>>77495602
JEsus christ
>>
i'm so high guys
>>
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>>77495508
>>
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WE
>>
>>77495606
She's on Mt. Flushmore with Jacarrhea and St. Poo
>>
>>77495599
she looks like my mom before she died, fuck i hate that i am getting hard to this shop
>>
>DEMETRIOUS JOHNSON
>P4P ALL TIME GOAT ONE FIGHT AWAY FROM LEGEND STATUS
>ray borg
>this kid is special!
>>
>>77495606
Forgot pic
>>
>>77495578
She got slam heemed talkie that twice. Sarah Kaufman heemed her with a slam in Strikeforce. Bitch needs to learn to not fucking hang from people on the bottom.
>>
>>77495623
i miss getting high and watching fights....
>>
>>77495618
Also she is the champion, obviously. That helps a lot
>>
Love a bit of cleavage when the women are fighting. Cutie Grasso vs Titties Markos
>>
Don't bully randa mexico or she'll cry
>>
>>77495573
i was nice to a fat girl for one split fucking second at a party and 5 years later we ended up getting married. never let your guard down around the fats
>>
>>77495625
The guy had pretty goofy hair, I almost started to wonder if this was a joke or parody commercial.
>>
I already have Cox

Stop showing me this commercial
>>
>>77495542
>no KGB
I was told there was going to be KGB

Fuck this gay show. Ugly nerd girl and Hawaiian titcow are the only semi-interesting names I see on that card.
>>
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who /ontheirperoid/ here?
>>
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>>77495606
I don't disagree but for sure so is Eddie Alvarez my man
>>
>>77495624
Shogun's face is just fucking priceless in this. I need this shit cropped to just his face lmao
>>
>Simsanity
Hey it's a term for the Simpsons poster here
>>
>>77495617
fuck you

I've proabably been here longer than you (not a newfag).

I've been here since just after Trump's election
>>
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>>77495617
>punished dc - a man denied his succ
>>
>>77495624
One of the GOAT MMA webms
>>
>>77495620
Now that I think of it, didn't Shev kickbox at 125 as well? The winner is basically pre-JUSTed
>>
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reminder
>>
>>77495554

Clearly, because He does it all the time.
>>
>>77495630
oh yeah i saw that one too, she's crazy for that but i do love a good alam heem so i hope for some deja vu on the new tuf
>>
Why is Randa so inconsistent?
>>
Why is she allowed to compete if she didn't make weight?
>>
>>77495625
most annoying thing about WE

is they are culturally appropriating Africa, the Caribbean and Egypt and get away with it because of white guilt

meanwhile moses movie with white people flops and white guys with dreadlocks are losers
>>
>>77495643
It's the poop emoji haircut i'm sure his students remind him daily
>>
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GIVE HER YOUR ENERGY
>>
>>77495598
Or you could just have some fucking taste. You're propagating a generation of HAES supporting fatties who now have legitimacy to their claims by fucking them
>>
>>77495646
What game is that?
>>
holy fuck Grisham announcing Karens urinary tract infection
>>
>>77495349

Dustin Hazelett vs Tamdan McCrory

When Hazlett tried that rubber guard shit against Mark Bocek, however, his guard was passed and Bock tapped him with a mounted triangle choke.
>>
womens' mma is objectively better than mens' mma
>>
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>yfw grasso gets decapitated
>>
7-5 record fighting on the main card, WTF
>>
Mexico has been getting blown out so don't be surprised if Randa wins here
>>
>she's fighting with a UTI

yea she's full of shit. she wouldn't be moving.
>>
>>77495672
fuck that. I need to see markos titties in the ufc
>>
Markos looking like a sith.
>>
>>77495658
disgusting
>>
>had a uti
CONFIRMED WHORE
>>
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>>77495673

How do I get good taste in women?
>>
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WAR GRASSO
>>
>>77495679
You're objectively a faggot
>>
Grasso looks like half a middle age woman with a 12 year old kid. anyone see what i mean? cant decide if shes cute or kinda ugly
>>
>>77495672

With all of the fat she has stored up, she shouldn't need our energy.
>>
Markos looks like a dollar store version of Eva Marie.
>>
grasso throws the cutest punches I have ever seen.
>>
>>77495652
/b/ level b8
You have to go back
>>
Also lol at missing weight that much at a tiny weightclass, hope she loses
>>
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>Tfw no UFC for 4 weeks after tonight

>Right after 7 first round wins

PLEASE NO NO NOT LIKE THIS
>>
>>77495618
>violent
>25 minute pillow fists
She doesn't finish and she isn't very attractive. If she hasn't become a star after so much dominance, she never will.
>>
>>77495698
>can't make sticcweight
lmao
>>
Grasso getting bullied.
>>
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top 5 strawweights coming through
>>
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>>77495623
Smoking the herbal Jew
>>
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>>77495674
Splatterhouse
>>
>Rock opponent
>Push them against the cage
Women's MMA
>>
>>77495706
>at a tiny weightclass
That makes it much harder buddy
>>
>>77495672
lmao at that movement
she's stiffer than me and I have chronic back pain
>>
Which one of these women is mexican?
>>
>>77495707
Content yourself with the Contender series.
>>
>the absolute state of grassofags
>>
>>77495699
>has crimson hair
>hay she looks like this other redhair lady

Jesus christ
>>
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>>77495725
how's this?
>>
>dropping bombs
>>
Could Mighty Mouse beat Nunes?
>>
Not a bad fight so far honestly
>>
were gonna see grasso cunny

those shorts too loose

get ready lads
>>
So are we scoring Markos as Canadian, or Iraqi?
>>
>>77495724
Missing weight by 3 pounds is cunty at a very small weightclass
>>
>>77495723
>head and arm throw
>north south
>>
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>>77495692
avoid eating during her Crimson Tide
>>
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>>77495542
>No Andrea KGB Lee
>No Mackenzie Dern
>No Emily Ducote
>Rachel FUCKING Ostovich who cant fight for her life
>Roxy back for whatever fucking reason
Time to fucking nuke TUF FOR GOOD.
>>
>>77495741
easily
>>
cmon titty
>>
not even memeing grasso looks good right now
10-9 grasso
>>
If Grasso gets heemed does the meme finally die?
>>
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not gonna even lie, Markos has some nice bunda
>>
>>77495743
>cunny
I don't think you understand what that word means.
>>
>using head and arm throws
>>
>>77495727
The cute one.
>>
Why are do many female fighters so sexy?
>>
10-9 Markos
>>
>head and arm
>wmma
like pottery
>>
10-9 Markos
>>
>head and arm takedown fails

lel this shit happens in every womens fight.

10-9 Grasso
>>
>>77495744
Persian
>>
>>77495753
Are you serious? it was clearly 10-9 markos
>>
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>>77495707
not that long
>>
Randa will come back she has that immigrant mentality
>>
>>77495714
Do you think Tecia went home and hammered the box off herself after this?
>>
>>77495767
10-9 grasso
>>
>>77495741
You've asked this before and you got your answer already you idiot.
>>
>>77495767
>>77495763
did you guys watch the same fight we are watching?
>>
>>77495754
not on your life pal
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
A man in this dire a position would almost certainly be finished. In wmma they just pillow each other a while and then stand up.

This was all a huge mistake.
>>
10-9 Markos
>>
>>77495762
Instructors find time to role around on a matt with them.
>>
>>77495762
because you have low standards for women?
>>
dear god, dumbest throw attempt ever

when will these brainlets learn
>>
>>77495750
>Emily Ducote signed to 7 fight deal with Bellator
>KGB Lee was injured during auditions
>Mackenzie wasnt ready in time
>>
10-9 Alvey
>>
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>Lose fight
>Get matched up with #9 in the world

Rankings how do they work?
>>
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>>77495606
>>
>>77495754
no because the Grasso posters are literally three complete fucking autist pedos
>>
This is pretty spicy WMMA. Not as spicy as Curran-Albu, but still spicy.
>>
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i dont like this ref, he seems way to frantic, I predict an early stoppage
>>
>>77495794
saw a stat that had like 5 tko/ko finishes in like 70 115 pound fights.
Dont expect them to finish
>>
>>77495802
this card is mainly for alexa grasso
>>
Grasso 10-9
>>
>>77495795
>markos eats more and harder shots at the end of round
>is controlled little less than half the round
>was even before that
yeah markos won that round
>>
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>>77495707

We still have Mayweather vs McGregor in three weeks.

I'm sure that one will be competitive
>>
LET THE PERIOD BLOOD FLOWWWWW
>>
>tfw you could easily overpower both of them
so boring
>>
tit's
>>
Markos has fake tits
>>
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>>77495755
Fuck yeah she does
>>
>>77495803
hahahaha
>>
>>77495813
Shibe pupper real heckin fuzzy
>>
>>77495790
50 posts from now, faggot.
>>
>>77495807
its literary just calendernigger
>>
>>77495744
Babylonian
>>
That boob push up was pretty sweet.
>>
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LETS GO GRASSO
>>
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big mouse on Grasso temple
>>
>>77495802
She's a draw

She used to be ranked as well
>>
randas titties are popping out
>>
dem tits
>>
that markos bunda
>>
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MARKOS IS GASSED
>>
grasso needs to stop with the kicks and just box.

and as I type that she gets taken down again
>>
>>77495783
triggered manlet detected
>>
has there ever been a tko by implant pop?
>>
these two are awful
>>
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>>77495844
>>
I love it I hope Markos slices her head open
>>
MARKOS RALLYING!!!!!!!
>>
>>77495863
those are real my man
>>
Randa as literally been my girl since TUFF

>all the fuglies bullying her on there
>carla destroyed
kek

BYE BYE GROSSO
>>
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>>77495853
>>
fuck Randa has some vicious elbows
>>
>>77495855
Grasso isn't gassed cause she didn't cut weight.
>>
>>77495862
You will always be an idiot
>>
19-19
>>
>>77495871
not at all
>>
>co-main event
>>
20-18 Markos
>>
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>>77495853
>>
GROSSO IS GASSO'D
>>
20-18 Markos
>>
>>77495865

>Name a WMMA match this description doesn't apply to
>>
Randa smothering Grasso with her titties on the ground
>>
20-20
>>
29-27 Moreno
>>
I think it's pretty safe to say that grasso is shit lads
>>
Potential 10-8 Round? I don't get the new scoring yet. Probably not in Mexico, 19-19
>>
>>77495893
joanna vs claudia
>>
real meal for five bux
>>
new
>>77495911
new
>>77495911
new
>>77495911
new
>>77495911
>>
>>77495893
>holly v ronda
>nunes v ronda

Those are the eady ones but there are more. go back to /r9k/
>>
How can someone who is shit be 9-1
>>
>>77495899
Why would you think that was a 10-8? Damn
>>
>>77495899

Have the new rules really had much of an impact? I don't see many judges giving 10-8 rounds.
>>
>>77495920
Fuck off cunt you make such shit threads. Can we get a proper game instead of this bullshit.
>>
It's over Grasso is a fucking can

Markos is not going to be sheemed
>>
>>77495872
same, that series was just all cunts save for randa and that scottie with clinical depression
>>
Clear first for Grasso
Clear second for Markos
Very close third for Grasso

29-28 Grasso
>>
Close fight
29-28 Grasso I think, but I could see it for Randa too
>>
29-28 GrASSo
>>
>>77496016
29-27
>>
>>77496016
randa has it.

scary thing is joanna landed as many as each fighter through over 3 rounds, in 1 round
>>
robbery
>>
Grasso's future in the ufc is not very promising.
and that was clearly home bias.
>>
>>77496116
im sure that would have been a controversial split anywhere, but you are correct, i don't see her getting many more wins in the UFC
>>
>>77496116
i like grasso, but nah u lost way early
>>
>>77496174
She just beat #9, what makes you think she won't progress a bit further? Maybe not the upper tier, but I think she looked decent today
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