Official NRL Sunday Thread

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

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>other thread got torpedo'd

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I will not question the mods again. I have learnt my lesson and am praying that the gods bring good luck and health to the mods of 4chan. Please find it in your heart to forgive me thank you mods

5th for /afl/

based WalkMODS

>>77494454
Unironically chuckled at this post

Manly
Poothers
Place your bets ladies

Poothers WILL jump the womanly peegles on the ladder

Consider the subtleness of the sea; how its most dreaded creatures glide under water, unapparent for the most part, and treacherously hidden beneath the loveliest tints of azure. Consider also the devilish brilliance and beauty of many of its most remorseless tribes, as the dainty embellished shape of many species of sharks. Consider, once more, the universal cannibalism of the sea; all whose creatures prey upon each other, carrying on eternal war since the world began.

Consider all this; and then turn to the green, gentle, and most docile earth; consider them both, the sea and the land; and do you not find a strange analogy to something in yourself? For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half-known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return!

0. Support GOATcastle
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90% of all your happiness and misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for our convenience, not the caller’s.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars
Are in the poorest thing superfluous.
Allow not nature more than nature needs,
Man’s life’s as cheap as beast’s

You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!

If it be you that stir these daughters’ hearts
Against their father, fool me not so much
To bear it tamely; touch me with noble anger,
And let not women’s weapons, water-drops,
Stain my man’s cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,

No, I’ll not weep.
I have full cause of weeping, but this heart
Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws,
Or ere I’ll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!

26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read: No regrets.
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you’ll regret the things you didn’t do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in the hospital; you only need to stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, ‘Someone who thinks you’re terrific.’
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a notepad and pencil on your bedside table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone’s day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone’s hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you’re a guest in someone’s home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80% of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don’t expect life to be fair.

>Want to buy hot chips with chicken salt
>Too lazy to go get some

Chicken salt is the salt of choice for the /nrl/ family.

whats Walkie doing today?

What should I get from KFC for lunch lads?

>Not putting chicken salt on your potato scallops

I do have the start of a beer gut going on, so 10 dollars worth of chips extra chicken salt please.

Do chickens eat Human Salt?

>>77495010
not a box meal?

>>77495083
nutritional pleb detected. so long as you dont overeat you're fine

>>77495203
Yes there is. Don't believe their lies

>>77495203
Chicken extract is the main ingredient to chicken salt which makes it unsuitable to vegans and DCE

True woke niggas put their hot chips in a sandwich

Just got BTFO by nostalgia by a chippie sandwich ladies

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REAL /pringles/ hours, WHO tf up

Tommy Turbo is 50 game man today ladies

>2pm kickoff

DCEs smile is on my telly.

#Excited

Just saw my little brother pop a boner when he saw DCE lads

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At least he got to be in DCE's presence

>>77495901
Probably figured his life could only go downhill from there and checked out early

>>77495918
It would be in my thoughts if I met DCE myself

Roosters get exposed today

>not taking the poo

Manly will win

DCE try assist

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Why are girls backs SO sexy ladies

DCE conversion assist

DCE conception assist

Manly throwing this game

ALWAYS take the poo lads

DCE on Dally M watch

there WILL be a Daly Cherry Evans award in your lifetime

Do NOT touch DCE like that EVER again

GOATly GOATerry-GOATvans lads

Thread started to smell ladies

On holiday with RoosterGOD m8

Classic Pooate defence

>touchie was right there
>have to go to the bunker
Why are male touchies so INCOMPETENT

refs are sponsored by kfc

FUCK DELETE YOUR TV
DCE JUST FUCKED UP BIG TIME

>>77496363
Well yeah he's just a big fuck up

DCExposed

HAHAHHAHAHA

DCE

EXPOSED

E X P O S E D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I'm so heart broken, my whole life has been a fucking lie.
I want to die

>muzzie being a grub cunt
Colour me shocked

Reminder that DCEs biggest achievement was being the man of the match in a game he lost

>All these jealous salty enemies of DCElite

Are Pooly the biggest frauds in the 8?

pooly poogles

>Poo Peegles

Are the dragons or eels in the 8 m8?

>>77496597
maybe

>losing a gf is a bigger achievement than wining a gf

Turbo Tom on his 50th game lads

Are the Poosters, dare I say schedule babbies lads?

Going to have my monthly shower lads

>another DCE fuck up

>>77496744
So just the usual?

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>late night rugby

Hi

>rugby

>>77496874
>>77496907
sorry

League
>no really sorry

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>save if for the Semantics-Dome, EB White!...

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>trusting this to get you to the finals

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giv manly win

>>77496990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum

I met a dude in basic that had this =\
>eww!

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I REALLY like the Manly cheerleaders lads

fuck the roostas

just saw some gross cheerleaders ladies

>>77497113
cherry boy

>>77497100
really really?
>>77497101
agreed

I think there are arms underneath that but insufficient evidence, IT WILL BE A TRY

Imagine letting Lewis Brown of all people score on you from dummy half

The ONLY girls worth spilling my pathetic virgin seed to are the panthers girls in the shiny black leather outfits ladies

It is widely known that panthers girls are all mistresses/dominatrices

>>77497187

Your Mother is widely known

Don't (you) me you disgusting lard arse.

that knee was on purpose

50 game man is having ribs for din dins lads

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>>77497206

Ignore the burger lads

>>77497198
Widely known for being a moral and virtuous woman and an upstanding citizen

>>77497212
Unlike your conception

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting a panthers' cheerleader to rub her round, leather covered arse on your face while she teases your small penis with her stiletto heel and calls you a pathetic virgin while a TV in the room shows the panthers beating your team with gus' cheerful commentary on top of it

>>77497262
Sounds like heaven m80

toopoo's balls finally dropped

Saw a manly cheerleader and his dick went all muh

Feeling like some $2 KFC sliders lads

is that KFC shawarma any good?

poor manu getting btfo

How long can you carry some fag backwards lads?

But I'm older than that and I have two daddies stop close

>>77497345

If he is backward, or me?

Remember to filter all non-australian flags lads

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>>77497367
On the lookout

Off to the pub lads

Poosters looking garsed

>>77497376

it's called a bar, "mate"

>taking the poo

>taking the poo
Manly more like GIRLY XD

That's what I get for trusting my last $5 on my sportsbet account with the Roosters lads

DCE field goal time

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>>77497407
kek

>dollarydoos

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
As daylight doth a lamp; her eye in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.

>>77497424
virgin

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death
Out, out brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more
It is a tale, told by an idiot
Full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing

Despise me, if I do not. Three great ones of the city,
In personal suit to make me his lieutenant,
Off-capp'd to him: and, by the faith of man,
I know my price, I am worth no worse a place:
But he; as loving his own pride and purposes,
Evades them, with a bombast circumstance
Horribly stuff'd with epithets of war;
And, in conclusion,
Nonsuits my mediators; for, 'Certes,' says he,
'I have already chose my officer.'
And what was he?
Forsooth, a great arithmetician,
One Michael Cassio, a Florentine,
A fellow almost damn'd in a fair wife;
That never set a squadron in the field,
Nor the division of a battle knows
More than a spinster; unless the bookish theoric,
Wherein the toged consuls can propose
As masterly as he: mere prattle, without practise,
Is all his soldiership. But he, sir, had the election:
And I, of whom his eyes had seen the proof
At Rhodes, at Cyprus and on other grounds
Christian and heathen, must be be-lee'd and calm'd
By debitor and creditor: this counter-caster,
He, in good time, must his lieutenant be,
And I--God bless the mark!--his Moorship's ancient.

>>77497444
alright, I'm a little impressed

what is that, Biggie?
Jay-Z?

>>77497457
some dead old white guy who cares

That was all DCE.

DCELITE

Just remembered NRL is a sport ladies

DCE getting the last try. HOW IS HE SO ELITE.

>4pm kickoff

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPORTS DRINKS

Penrith will win, helping GOATcastle to avoid the spoon and start their dynasty.

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>Poosters

Imagine talking shit about DCElite before the game had even finished

>penrith have 2 tyrone in their team

>4:04pm
>The ball isn't even on the tee yet

Never seen a father and son look so similar lads

>>77497537
Robert deniros kids look just like him when he was young. It's uncanny.

>>77497537
thats because your mums a cheat

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>tfw just got back from Fortress Lottoland and yelling antisemitic slurs at the opposition

Technically correct but woods is a milking faggot

>>77497595
>not a webm

disgraceful

woods pushing at muh obstruction again

$10.65 for a whopper with the lot is a bit pricey for a fast food burger lads but still might give it a try

BADEDLY

Poogers going to destroy the dreams of poothers and poocastle

Too much Poogers refball lads

>cool for cats
Yeah I get it ch9

Imagine being joey or freddy and having to pretend to not hate this fag week in week out

Just woke up with the worst fuckin hangover ever. shat my pants just then too

Dad said it's too early to start drinking and I was like DADDDD I'm 32

>not taking the poo

Poocastle will NOT be taking the wooden spoon lads

I swear watching Poogers and GOATcastle slug it out for second last place is more entertaining than all the top 8 teams combined

That blue and purple sunset is really pretty lads

That defence BAHAHAHAHAHAH
holy shit

>puke pookes is a bad playe-

Who made blue shirt the boss ladies?

>all this poogers refball
Why does the NRL want poocastle to get the spoon so badly?

Why does the NRL not want poothers in the top 8

>Golden point
>Nathan Cleary lines up a field goal and misses
>James TedesGOAT runs the length of the field and scores beneath the posts
>Penrith miss the 8
>Gus Gould places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>His tombstone features only four words "It was their turn"

Poothers looking ABSOLUTELY fucking POOTHETIC right now

Poothers bombing this like they're being paid for it

>LaffinGOAT will FINALLY make the finals

Surely the world is ending.

Panthers are fatigued and choking. No recall here.

Never seen the trainers on the field so much for both of these shit teams before lads.
Is this normal?
They're not watering the horses or helping injured players or anything.

Penrith looking garsed ladies

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Let the players figure it out, no wonder they don't know if they're coming or going, now blue shirt cunt barking orders at poothers.

In before tigers penalty goal

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The prophecy is coming true lads

TYBJ

>>77498173
(You)

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Micromanaging or what

>>77498187
All trainers give advice and shit.

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>>77498195
Yeah I know but every set on either side they both run out. It's just weird let the players do their job.
In any case I'll stop sperging out.

GOATCASTLE

Who are poothers kicking out of the top 8 after this ladies?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbYmomMQNQ

saints t bh

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>taint pooge peellawarra poogans

>Manly kicked into gear today ready to BTFO Poogers next week

GOATcastle on not getting the spoon watch

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>implying the Eels stand a chance next week

>>77498199
i agree though they're on way too often.

>>77498107
If it was their turn they'd have won.

What would you do if you had to spend a day with ryan girdler

>>77498134

Good to see schedule antibabbies rewarded for perseverence. Unfortunately, based Jamal will send him packing next week.

Probably go for some coffees

>>77498337
In the last 3 years ive had the most points against twice, and was 2nd once. Bs 2bh

Horrible year in SC this year lads

>>77498373
Tell us who you are so we can see for ourselves m8.

Sounds like its ivan m8

>>77498467
I'm somewhere between 12th-16th I don't want you guys to bully me

Going bald lads

Russell Crowe BTFO by female official at irrelevant suburban ground due to trying to take his dog into a dog-free oval

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
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LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
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>>77498577
BULLSHIT

Just had a wank at work lads ama

>>77498592
>A stern female official turned away Crowe and trusty companion QueBlue at the Mascot Oval entrance.

>“The pup is just a bit young to leave by himself in a car,” Crowe, 53, said.
>“Besides, he’s a Blue Heeler.
>“Shouldn’t that be revered in this state? Especially in league circles. That might be the NSW Blues team woes explained right there.”

Disgusting by these sexists still using lads ladies

>>77498599
Fucking Mascot Oval charging people to watch KIDS games

Rusty should know why the blues can't have dogs in the camp

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>>77498678

walktranny on dilation watch

WalkNipple on gripple watch

heave

Who ready for late night prostitute-talk?

Mum just brought home some oreo mcflurries lads

Based mum

remember when my mum used to always come home with big bags from victoria secret

going for a bike ride down to the servo lads

Just drove past the BP and saw a semi hit some guy riding a pink pushy with tassels on the handlebars ladies

>>77498999
did he get e10

Fuck me my legs are crushed, I was riding my sisters bike to pick up the medicine for my poor sick little sister and a fucking truck ran me over ladies

>driving

lol, kys inconsiderate obese fags

I really want to fuck my mum. She is so hot. She is getting better looking with age. She has a very tight body. You can even see her abs.

How about I fuck her and tell you about it.

>>77499420
Can I watch?

>>77499444
If you have a minutes to spare

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Found a female tradie lads.

Yeah cause you see fucking tradies posing with their tools and shit. Just like fucking gamor girls and the like.

Just say you're a fucking cabinet maker, plus she's not fucking WH&S compliant the fucking whore.

>>77499472
>tradie
>those nails

There was a female apprentice cabinet maker who attended tafe with me while I was doing my apprenticeship. She had an amazing rack but weird face. She ended up quitting as soon as she got her trade.

I would love to watch a real man with a nice big man cock fuck my mum. Alternatively, I would also love to watch my wife (if I had one) get fucked by a real man with a nice big man cock.

Seriously anxious about how quickly I am going bald lads

I have a full time labouring position to offer.
-$500+
-5-6 days a week
-LOCAL in Newcastle & Lake Macquarie
-Immediate start
-No experience needed
-MUST HAVE LISCENCE & UTE
-The business will provide your white card training & costs if needed
If anyone is interested, or knows some one who is, please contact me on Facebook, phone or email
0435882873

>>77499664
lads

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>>77499617

>>77499674
FUCK
Would literally do that but the only thing I don't have is a fucking ute, just end my life. Got a white card and everything and a whole lot of NO experience.

>>77499690
Take out a loan and buy a ute

>>77499764
>taking out a car loan for a $10p/h job

kem

KEM

K E M

Lads I am a Psych RN currently on 6 weeks leave after I broke my leg at work. Going a bit crazy not working so I thought I would open up my skills to help some of the depressed anons in this thread cause I know there is a lot of you. Ask me anything and I will try to help you feel better

>he calls himself "alt right"

>>77499841
Did you break your leg at work when you told a depressed anon to ask you anything?

>>77499841
>Going a bit crazy not working
Oh lets all line up to see this well qualified psych guy, he seems to take his work home with him he's so passionate about it.

>holiday over
>Roosters lose
>lose in SC

Snapped back to reality lad(ie)s

>>77499974
based Pearce get

>replies to himself
>double posts

cringe

>>77499841
She took an hour to reply to me. How long should I wait before replying to her?

>>77500029
Was going for the quints.
Would have got them if the captcha didn't fail to load.

>>77500083
>he attempts gets
Humiliating activity for dropkick idiots who haven't achieved anything of note in life

Reminder to filter EACH and EVERY trippy you see lads/ladies

>>77500077
Instantly and desperately also mention if she was talking to another guy inferring she is a slut and keep the msg box open so as soon as she sends her reply it comes up as read.

You're a cool guy Roosterman. I want you to always remember that.

Think I broke my foot riding a scooter through wishart last night lads

LawGOD

Just broke the law lads

went to the wedding lads

reconfirmed what i knew; weddings are shit and only for the girl

its like her birthday x 30 cause its only once, and who cares about a girls birthday? garbage event

Cheeky bump

>>77499472
>cabinet maker
Lmao. Ivan pls respond

>>77499974
>tfw on holiday
>tfw manly win
>tfw i win and knock you out of SC

Feels good lads

Based Walkie on holiday

Keeping this thread alive until Thursday laddys

Can't wait for Melbourne to win the Minor Premiership and then choke in the final again

>>77515023
>white men
>choke

NZ pls

pissed off some girl at the wedding lads. she was complaining that its sexist that girls clothes dont have enough pockets so i told her she has a bag, she said i wouldnt need a bag if i had pockets, i said youd carry a bag anyway girls love bags

ignored her for the rest of the night and then she came upto me and called me an asshole when she was drunk kek

>>77515023
Melbourne v Manly in final. Melbourne will lose by 4 points.

>>77515023
The Fox will make an intercept in the 78th minute to scoring the grand final winner

How many of you here actually have paid work?

>>77500179
Except for Based Elite Me

>>77515544
Yep, I start in 20 minutes.

>tfw you beat a team so badly they go in danger of folding

>>77515544

the government pays me to work on my degree via austudy to the tune of $200 a weem

just took out a car loan for a ute to get a labouring job lads

>>77515730
generally labours dont have tools lad
did you mean youre a groundskeeper or something

>>77515741
I took out a separate loan to get some tools

ute will be used to move materials

>>77515759
so youre not a labourer... if you have tools youre a tradie of some description

>>77515784
im a labourer because the ad required no experience

>>77515832
>any job that doesnt require experience makes you a labourer

youre as smart as a labourer, maybe you are a labourer

Walkorange on juiced watch

Bing! Bing! 1-Up!

>>77515725
How do you get that?

WalkRooster on gassed watch

Lads I wanna go back to the gym but I can't stand looking at myself in those mirrors, I get that sick feeling in my stomach if I see my own reflection. What do?

>>77516675
Close your eyes

>>77516675
Buy a cheap home gym
Realise that being ugly and overweight is a food issue and working out will only make you somewhat more attractive unless youre reducing your bodyfat

t. something like 31% bodyfat and hate myself

>>77516692
That is such a good idea tbqh

>Loses to average at best Raiders
>Beats terrible Souths
>Beats terrible Warriors
>Loses to decent Cowboys
>Beats average at best Dragons
>Beats terrible Bulldogs
>Beats amazing Melbourne (first actual win of note)
>Beats terrible Tigers
>Beats good Broncos (second actual win of note)

Hi Im Mitchell Moses and welcome to overrated cunts!

WalkCoke on frozen watch

Super League > Nonce Rugby League

I'm so tired lads. This work for the dole laboring shit is killing me inside and out. I didn't work this hard when I was working and actually getting paid.

>>77516675
Nobody looks at you while you aat the gym unless you are fucking built, you insecure fuck. Just go.

I look at everyone at the gym whether they are big, small, weak, strong, make, female, ugly or attractive.

>>77516792
Tafe/Uni (with a qualification that will actually employ you and not some meme shit that will just waste your time) + Austudy = smart move from here

Good luck have fun

>>77516819
I have a diploma but it's in IT so its shit, it's just ive been unemployed for 5+ years so no one will hire me.

>>77516792
You won't get Austudy unless you do a Diploma level course or higher. Cert IV or less and you have to go on Newstart and hope they don't still make you do work for the dole.

>>77516827
so you goto uni or to tafe and do more of the same or something else

or you sit on the dole

WalkKFC on hot and spicy watch

WalkStorm on premiership watch

>>77516766
Dont even remember the sorm win 2bh. Bitchelk pooses is in the bottom 5 starting halves in the comp 2bh. I dont even ironically understand why parra wanted him

Got some salt and pepper cashews from Aldi and they're pretty nice lads

WalkCashew on salt and pepper watch

Foxtel investor detected

Just got based foxtel in my dogs house lads, now they can enjoy the footy ad free during play.

Might kill myself lads

Me first, wait your turn.

Well lads, she finally changed her phone number. But she still hasn't blocked me on facebook.

>>77517352

You also might not.

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>McCullough and Hunt have played together since their days in the NYC and for Hunt it was McCullough's injury that put everything in perspective.
>"It's starting to feel a bit real. 'Macca' got injured and it sunk in a bit that that's the last game I'll play with him here," Hunt said.

Decided I'm shipping these two now ladies

http://www.Smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/is-rugby-league-dying-the-numbers-that-should-concern-every-league-fan-20170807-gxr6uj.html

>PAUL KENT AND ANDREW WEBSTER ARE LYING ABOUT THE DEATH OF NRL
>TRUST ME IM AN ANONYMOUS POSTER

AHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>77517781
>Largely, the increase can be attributed to the rapid rise of the women's game.
Based women SAVING rugby league. Is there anything they can't do better than men?

>>77517795
Touch judging

Don't @ me

Sick of this misogyny displayed recently ladies

>>77518226
misogyny gets feminists wet

Checked out Rick and Morty and did not laugh once lads

Just woke up lads

>tfw waking up next to your gorgeous girlfriend

Feels good man.

Based walkie

>>77522422
Thanks lad

Bumping this thread

I'm almost positive she hates me.

Happy birthday, my love.

>turn on JJJ
>MY NIGGER WAS SLAIN HE WAS 22

every fucking time

>Listening triple gay

>>77524290
https://twitter.com/triplejplays/status/894720306056744960

>>77524300
This

>>77524393
/afl/ is up

Fatt on weight watchers

Knights on purchased by Wests watch

Ray Thompson retiring lads, that frees up a spot for you Joshy

JUST

>all the best players are shitskins
Kek is there anything more poothetic than NRLel fans slobbering over big brown cock?

>>77526923
>all the best players are shitskins

Wingers are an irrelevant part of the game

A little sad Roosterman didn't make the 8 m8s. It won't be the same without my BFF around.

Didnt realise pearce was brown lads

Pearce is brown because he's a huge piece of shit lmao

Just did a Pearce lads

Moses Mbye will go down as the most expensive shit player in NRL history

A multimillion dollar player on a 4 year contract with absolutely no skill that elevates him from anyone

>>77527250
You're just mad because he's black

>>77527452
i dont see colour mate

nice casual racism, i thought the bloke was from scotland

I don't see colour because my virginity made me masturbate too much and I went blind.

Just went to maccas drivethru and both sheilas flirted with me

im on a rush with the ladies

but fuck em im staying hermit mode with my NRL bros

I made a thread on /adv/

just had my wisdom teeth out and all I want is K-F-fucking-C

gonna get a zinger mozzarella burger box and 15x wicked wings when I can eat properly

just admitted i wasnt man enough to endure wisdom tooth pain so i opted for (((surgery))) cause my toothey woothey hurt

how accurate is friendlyjordies in portraying Australia?

>>77527658
ayri fik kisemec b ayri

>>77527658
no, that man is a reddit hack

the REAL and DEFINITIVELY Aussie Youtuber is based OzzieManReviews

postal vote for gay lads

>>77527664
*kis immak
>>77527667
Really? Always felt kinda cringe to me

im generally a lefty, but I fucking hate fags

they are all annoying, self-absorbed cunts

fuck fags

I will not rest until two female touchies can get legally get married to each other ladies.

>>77527701
i dont mind gaycunts but im voting no just cause it gives me a chance to piss someone off

though if the gays won itd piss off other people

im gonna have to reconsider my vote now cause pissing off some muslims is pretty funny too

>>77527701
Fuck off faggot

>>77527712
nah, im gonna vote no, to piss them all off

only thing stopping me is my paranoia that my vote will be recorded and will be exposed in some ABS hack

fag marriage is 1st world problem. there are bigger issues that should have time and effort devoted to

>>77527712
>>77527730
>implying it even happens
senate will reject it again

>>77527730
yeah but once its happening the time and efforts already been spent

i think im gonna piss off some muslims

Milky, you here m8?

It doesn't matter what you vote because it's non-binding and faggotbull is too much of a beta pussy to do anything, a slave to the retarded social conservatives in the coalition while also being a drone slave to corporate interests which is the entire reason they're wasting millions of dollars that could be spent on something to actually improve the country instead of just letting gays get married and moving on.

All that money could have gone to the Townsville stadium instead.

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>>77527769

>>77527769
>ywn be their (((mate))) who is going to get $100k+ to do ""consultancy"" on the plebicide

Tax money is the best money. goyim just give it to you and you just blow it on the most retarded things ever.

Friendly reminder that if you vote yes to fag marriage you're a poof and belong on /afl/

WalkBottom on buttfucked watch

>>77527667
>not Greg's Kitchen

>>77527854
t. muhammed muhammed

>The Royal Children's Hospital, Melbourne has seen an alarming increase of almost 50 per cent in flu cases so far this season compared with last year.


told you lads this flu was fucked. whatever gooks were ufcking monkeys back in wherever the fuckistan brought some serious shit this time. im still feeling knackered and sleepy and im meant to be recovered