/mlb/ - DEWON BREZELTON

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How many MVP awards will he win?

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>>77493447
>>77493447

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reminder that veterans belong to the same social caste as at-risk youth and people with disabilities

>>77493462
I can hear his UCL tearing from here

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>red sox win

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>they will choke because I want them to

>>77493456
read the OP, and get back to me

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>liriano just lost the game for the stros against the jays

>>77493482
More like "they will choke because they have a history of choking, and their only significant addition was a pitcher who chokes"

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>>77493468
>>77493468
::ALL PERSONS BE AWARE::

If your Dad is not a veteran, he's probably not your real father.

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Kelsey a qt

Here's one for my oldschool barvebros

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>they will choke because I want them to

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>>77493486
Watch Rosario play and get back to me

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>The dodgers will win because I want them to

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>>77493517
okay

>>77493516
That was supposed to be won't

>>77493519
Whatever happened to Lincecum?

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>>77493517
>>77493529
Since he's a bust, what do I win?

>>77493546
too many pot needles

>>77493499
>teams perform exactly the same each year as they did the previous year unless they see personnel changes you deem significant

>THE CUBS WILL LOSE
>WHY
>BECAUSE HISTORY SEE
>CUBS WIN

>THE DODGERS WILL LOSE
>WHY
>BECAUSE HISTORY SEE
>???????

>>77493529
That was a ball. Good plate discipline.

>>77493551
meme data

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someone please webm that refslider slide

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>>77493570
He seemed to have thought it was a strike

>>77493565
man, are you ok

>>77493563
>players sometimes perform differently than expected, therefore we should completely disregard evidence and data and not make any changes that would improve a weakness in a team and just pray they do better this year

Okay, Doyers GM

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>>77493580

>that umpire's moves a so fresh

>>77493580
That's because he doesn't have very good plate discipline yet, as he's still adjusting to major league pitching. But he has good plate discipline instinctively because he knew not to swing

>He knew not to swing at a strike
wew lad i am laffin

>>77493519
No, they'll win because they have the statistically best combined rotation + bullpen in MLB in 2017.

They'll lose because....????
Something from 2016?

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HOTDOGS

>>77493600
>Lose 4-2 in NLCS against eventual world champs who were playing out of their minds

>Ok better scrap the entire team

>>77493637
>No, they'll win because they have the statistically best combined rotation + bullpen in MLB in 2011

>They'll lose because....????
Something from 2010?

>>77493565
/thread

>Lose 4-2 in the NLCS
>after losing 3-2 in the NLDS
>after losing 3-1 in the NLDS
>after losing 4-2 in the NLCs
This year will be different
t. 2009, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Dodgers fans

>>77493653
Oh I guess the mets were playing out of their minds too when you choked against them. And the cardinals both times.

>>77493565
>THE INDIANS WILL LOSE
>WHY
>BECAUSE HISTORY SEE
>INDIANS LOSE

>THE DODGERS WILL LOSE
>WHY
>BECAUSE HISTORY SEE
>???????

https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/08/06/1691849883/1501986041371/asset_1800K.mp4

>>77493687
>>77493704

this

>>77493715
What the hell is this?

>>77493738
go to 1:04

>>77493600
What significant changes did the Cusb make from 2015 to 2016 that pushed them over the edge? Just domestic abuse man who was below average in the playoffs?

The Doyers have added:
>Chris Taylor (.314)
>Brandon Morrow (4-0, 1.82 ERA)
>Yu Darvish (inb4 playoff stats from 2 career starts with >rags),
>Bellinger (31 HR)

Plus 5 Dodger position players are OPSing 900+

None of that was here last season.

>>77493761
The cubs hadn't choked in 4 straight playoffs, just 1, which is too small of a sample size. The cubs pitchers' at this point are notorious playoff chokers, and your solution was to add another playoff choker to your rotation. Nice job.

This team had 5 consecutive Rookie of the Year winners, yet only won a single playoff game with any of these players on their roster.

Does anyone have any reasons the Dodgers will choke besides that previous dodger teams have choked?

Just curious.

Is LSD a performance enhancing drug?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14

>>77493800
Yes I'm sure Darvish is completely incapable of winning in the postseason because of 2 career starts there with the rags.

Great post

>>77493800
>The Cubs hadn't choked enough under conditions I deem fair

>>77493852
I never said he was completely incapable of winning in the postseason, just that he has a history of choking in the postseaon, meaning he's more likely to do it again in the future than someone who doesn't. It would've been better to add a pitcher who has a history of success in the postseason, like a Giants or Mets pitcher. I guess Doyers autists can't into evidence or stats and just want to wing everything and buy the fanciest players available.

>>77493580
I love how the more blatantly wrong the ump is the more flamboyant their calls are

>>77493913
>1 Cubs NLCS playoff choke is too small of a sample size

>2 Darvish postseason games ever is a large enough sample size

laughing at you

Jack daniels is gross but I'm feeli it

There is only one player in league history to hit at least 30 Doubles, 20 Triples, 30 Home runs, and steal 30 Bases in a single season. Can /mlb/ name him? I'll even give you a hint. he played in the 21st century

>>77493956
2 > 1 yes. It will be hilarious when Kershaw and Darvish have an ERA over 9.

>>77493974
Justin Smoak

>>77493986
Wow how'd you know

>>77493565
/mlb/ BTFO

>>77493641
>ketchup
FAG

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bros....

>>77493979
2 starts > a playoff run that included 8 Cubs postseason games

you're completely out of ammo and now resorting to projection

>>77493885
Oh no Strosbros, we made a bad trade! Quick, demand a trade back! I want Aoki back even though he'll never start another game with Derek Fisher around now!!

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we can't stop the Dodgers bros

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>>77494001
It's time to stop posting.

>>77494011
2 starts is more meaningful for a single player than one series is for a whole team.

You're completely out of ammo and now resorting to words you don't understand.

>>77494001
>>77494026

It's okay, history will stop the dodg-
>>77493565

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You see this player? I hate him with a passion. I hate him so much I wish I could go back in time and erase his existence

>>77493974
Barry Bonds almost fits this.

>>77493974
Jimmy Rollins? Another MVP without all-star winner

>>77494038
How many starts is enough to judge how good a pitcher is in the postseason?

I'm sure you'll say 2, because reasons.

>>77494049
almost, but no cigar!

>>77493974
A-Rod or Barry Bonds

>>77494068
There is no magic number, but the more the better. 2 is better than 1, obviously

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>>77494063
Correct! Jimmy Rollins became the only player to enter the 30-20-30-30 club(and only the 4th to enter the 20-20-20-20 club) during his 2007 NL MVP season!

>>77494038
Look everyone, this guy can predict how well Yu Darvish will pitch in the postseason based on 11.2 total inning pitched over a period of 5 years.

Amazing!

Hope you have some money invested since your skills are so foolproof.

>>77493974
It's Willie Mays

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>>77494097
Guess who the next one will be?

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>>77493546
Tim's age finally caught up with him. For forever he'd been impossibly flexible and athletic, that's what let him do so well being the size he is. But when that athleticism changed even a little bit all the things that went along with it changed too. Not much - but enough to turn Big Time Timmy Jim from 2x Cy Young to over and done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXdvuJ47YGk

>>77494129
By your image, Yasmani Grandal?

>>77494097
Damn i would've never known he had 20 triples that year.

>>77494085
A start doesn't equal a series, friend.

Lester went 0-2 in the Cubs 2015 campaign.

This Hall of Famer once was arrested for animal cruelty after an errant throw killed a low flying seagull while warming up.

How would you rank offensive occurrences from most most common to most uncommon?

walk
single
fielder's choice
double
infield/bunt single
home run
two run home run
triple
three run home run
grand slam
inside the park home run

Mike Trout

>>77494202
Randy Johnson

>>77494202
Dave Winfield

>>77494216
Solid guess, but no. This player is not a pitcher, and that wasn't a seagull.

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>>77494164
No, I'm talking about the effective baseball player in the picture, silly.

In fact, he might even be the first 30-30-30-30 club member as soon as next year!

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>>77494226
Correct! Blue Jay fans were so upset over the incident they hurled trash at Winfield

>>77494148
At least he has 3 rings

>>77494242
I only knew this cause Kay was talking about it during the game yesterday

Have a softball, /mlb/ This player was the first player in league history to be traded for himself.

>>77494242
Racist much?

>>77494285
Harry Shitty. Do more.

>>77494242
So Canadians have always been normie cucks?

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>>77494303
Correct. this stud muffin was so bad, he was given back to his original team as the player to be named later

These players were the first and second players to ever hit homeruns from both sides of the plate on Opening day, and it happened during the same game.

>>77494352
I have no clue. Mickey Mantle and some other guy is my guess.

>>77493447
There are 9 (nine) Astros on the DL.

>>77494382
While one of those guesses could potentially be correct, Mickey mantle is not

>>77494352
Bernie and Posada

>>77494428
Incorrect. this one may have been a little too obscure, though it happened at some point in the last 10 years

>>77494203
you just can't watch a single game anymore without seeing an inside-the-park grand slam, god dammit manfred

>>77494352
I remember Bernie and Posada doing it but not sure if it was the first time ever or if they did it the same game

>>77494445
Did they play for the same team?

>>77494445
Tony Clark and Felipe Lopez, although I had to scour through the list of players who have hit hrs from both sides of the plate to find the answer

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>girardi pulled monty because the team is "built around the bullpen"
>monty was having a fantastic night and was at 62 pitches in 5 complete innings

This is binder levels I never thought possible

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Jose Altuve is now batting .365--and almost .500 for July. This average is the best average posted by qualified players since Ichiro's .372 in 2004. Altuve now has 151 hits in the first 4 months of the season. In order to top Ichiro's hits record he still needs a further 112 hits in the last 2 months of the season to catch it.

>>77494642
>mfw Girardi is a master at algorithms

>>77494667
he will bat .400 one year

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>>77494489
Yes
>>77494525
Correct!

>>77494736
No he won't

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MARINERS!

>>77494667
Huh... I guess Ichiro really is the best pure hitter of all time.

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A-Gon is on his way back, bros. Just finished a AAA game for his rehab assignment.

>>77494764
>tfw no rain for past 50 days
>get rained out in KC
i hate it

>>77494748
ya he will

altuve will be the greatest right handed hitter of all-time

>>77494736
That's a very bold prediction. .400 for the whole season might be impossible in modern game.

>>77494766
>>77494667
>ichiro averaged a hit every game
>and then got another 100 on top of that

>>77494683
Friendly reminder that every team in the National League West division has a more recent pennant than the Los Angeles Dodgers.

>>77494766
Don't wake up the other half of this general pls

>>77494799
You mean the half that vehemently denies that Tony Gwynn and Ichiro Suzuki are not the best pure hitters of all time just because they are not white?

>>77494796
what does rhaty hae to do weith Girardi';

>>77494801
does that sign say JUST

>>77494775
Does he even have a spot on the team?

>>77494817
Nope, the "Dodgers fans" who used to be Astros fans up until a week ago, and before that, were Cubs fans, and before that, didn't even know what baseball was and just decided to make up their own history books.

>>77494821
Didn't mean to reply to you bb

>>77494801
>getting spoonfed semen laced ice cream by your tranny "gf"
Sounds about right.

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>>77494775
and Ethier is getting his rehab assignment within the next few days.

>Captain Clutch
I can't wait bros.

Goys, Aaron Judge is still gonna be MVP, I swear it's da greatest story yet. No one cares about a meme manlet I swear

>>77494766
I was surprised by myself. I thought Altuve had a chance when read he bat nearly .500 for July. But in order to break Ichiro's record he must average about .500 for August and September as well.

>>77494870
r u a fgirl?

>>77494835
There isn't a backup 1B.

IMO if Gonzalez hits .270 he'll start at 1st, Bellinger will play left. CT3 can play 2B or CF.

Joc is hitting .230. Can't have that in October.

A player once said "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." Then, on July 20, 1969, less than half an hour after man landed on the moon this player hit his first and only career homerun

>>77494959
YEAH YOU TELL THEM THAT. LISTEN GOYIM THE ASTROS ARE FALLING APART THE YANKEES WILL WIN IT ALL NOW

>>77495022
HOLY SHIT KEITH OLBERMANN?
what are you doing posting here?

>>77495022
fuck you leftist fuccboi

>>77494788
are there any concrete limitations as to why it would be impossible though? .400 is just an arbitrary threshold, it's not like trying to get 4.000 SLG where you'd literally have to hit a dinger every at-bat.

there's nothing keeping players away from .400 other than the fundamental difficulty of playing consistently good baseball

>>77495006
Barry Bonds

>>77495006
Joe Dimaggio

>>77495073
Well, both of the teams he played for played that game where the yet to be named player hit the homerun.

>>77495085
Surely you mean Craig Biggio

>>77495006
Gaylord, but he didn't say that himself, it was the manager

>>77495085
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you..

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>>77495115
Correct! ...And noted for next time

>>77494981
;)

>>77495152
Perry hit 6 homeruns though

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And the tank rolls on

>>77495161
It's just a story, I doubt any part of it is true

>>77495161
Those other 5 don't count due to conditions I deem fair

Now that we've stricken the past few posts from the recordbooks, onto the next trivia!
this player became the first player in MLB history to record a hit off two separate Hall of Fame pitchers while playing for two different teams on the same day.

>>77494801

sign people are the absolute worst. this isn't the fucking wwf.

>doing shit as a third baseman in The Show for my AA team
>get moved to first base
>turn into a picking machine
>get moved back to third
>still shit

Welp

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>taking a piss
>finish, shake off what's left
>well shit there's a bit left in my peepee but it's only a tiny bit that will disappear in my underwear
>put it back in
>wet pants with like 4 ounces of leftover piss

what the FUCK

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>Tigers fans want Justin Upton to opt out while he's putting together his best season ever

>>77495224
wtf dab that shit with tp bro

>>77494775
Finally! Will be glad to have A-Gon back in the shuffle.

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>>77495224
>tfw know this will happen
>use tp to dab the pee
>go camping
>pee in woods
>no tp

>>77495070
>concrete

No, but no player has hit .400+ in 75 years. This time is maybe over I think.

>>77495224

next time you piss, press the area between your nuts and your gooch. It should help get your piss out.

>>77495222
what team broski

>>77495210
Barry Bonds

>>77495222
the life of an MLB the show player
>Slap hitting shortstop
>By far the best defensive player on the team
>Let's move ya to first and see how you do!
>End up doing the same, except at first base
>They keep me at first, and nothing in the universe moves me back

http://www.sfchronicle.com/athletics/article/MLB-reviewing-anti-gay-slur-used-by-A-s-11736580.php&cmpid=twitter-premium
Is Matt Joyce, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Shohei Otani will be exposed when he comes to MLB.

>>77495425
That fan is a milksop crybaby.

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This honestly doesn't look as bad as it was

>>77495428
won't be as bad as ichishit

So what did Joyce actually say? Fag?

>>77495428
He won't be anymore "exposed" than a AAA player hitting .350 is "exposed" when he is promoted and hits .290 in the majors.

>>77495307
Altoona Curve.

Got sent up straight to the Pirates in June because I had 21 home runs and a batting average of around .450. Home run on my Pirates debut to beat the Orioles 5-4.

Is Judge Done ?

>>77495510
Whatever he said, he's definitely a 4chan user. Godspeed on him.
>>77495428
God I hope so.

>>77495537
Judge might not be great as Bellinger, but he's not done yet.

>>77495537
Nope. Just Boston hateraders

>>77495537
OBJECTION

>>77495520
And how would you know that one, smart guy? He hasn't played a single game of baseball in his entire career. His batting average is .000

>>77495273
based ichi broke an 80+ yr old record
it may be possible but is very unlikely
you have to be very, very good over a very long season

Shitchiro Defense Force must have the direct underground gay tunnel from Reddit to /mlb/

>>77495604
No it isn't. 0/0 is not 0

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Dodgers win

>>77495631
can we fill in the underground gay tunnel from your ass to this general?

>>77495428
Yeah just like Ichiro and Darvish were "exposed" when they came to the MLB.

>>77495604
>Before 2001, Ichiro had zero baseball experience
>In 2001, he won the AL MVP
confirmed for most impressive rookie season in sports history

>>77495631
This.
>>77495659
White noise response.
>>77495682
Whoa there, they both WERE exposed though. They're not nearly elite for their positions as the weebs here make them out to be.

>>77495682
>55 Japanese players have played at least one (1) game in MLB
>2 were good
>a success ratio of 2/55 is good

Ichiro only became a first ballot hall of famer after his first ballot Japanese hall of fame Japanese career

>>77495703
Barry Bonds won MVP though you mongoloid.

>>77495682
Darvish isn't even Japanese, sissy.

>>77495716
It's 0/55, you're giving them way too much credit. But I like your style.
>>77495721
This, and not to mention, his NPB career wasn't even good. I just looked up his stats for the first time. Big whoop, just another meme slap hitter.

>>77495610
Of course it is possible. But I think .400 is very very hard. Stan Musial never hit .400. Gwynn, Rose, and Ichiro didn't either.

The .400 season average club has 20 players and half of them played before 1900 season.

I see Old Bay has a new trip and name for /mlb/

>>77495734

we really just need to bring back the word "china-man"

Fuck the Dodgers

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>lowest payroll in the country
>The Cubs payroll is 110 million dollars more in 2017 than ours
>they mortgage their future to bring in as much talent they can now
>half a game out of first in August
>mfw

>>77495740
I'm going by his numbers, "anon"
>>77495722
>AL MVP
Learn to read

>>77495765
Nah, I like calling them gooks. It triggers the shit out of these little milquetoast faggots.

>>77495273
probably desu, but it took 75 years to break Ruth's dinger record if you don't count Maris' meme season. if gwynn had hit .400 it would almost be the same situation

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I can care less for this mets season. I just want it to end so hockey is back. At least Bruce and degrom have been bright spots

>>77495773
Except the cubes actually have a chance of winning the world series. I'm not even a cubes fan but let's be honest.
The Broors have almost nil chance

>>77495777
>AL MVP
Literally who?

>>77495805
Broors could do it. You never know. It could happen and the brew crew is back on the map

>>77495716
Tanaka, Nomo, Iwakuma, Hideki Matsui, Kuroda, Uehara, Maeda, the list goes on. Most of the japanese players who have come over have been successful, even Kaz Matsui, who is widely seen as someone who could not translate to MLB, still put up several above average seasons.

Ichiro and Darvish are just the best examples, since they were extremely elite in japan before coming over and continued to play at that level here. For some reason there's a handful of autists here who can not accept the fact that Ichiro is in fact an all-time great player, but that doesn't mean he isn't.

Okay, let's ignore the (You) whore.

This team is the only team in league history to have a strike them out, tag them out, tag them out triple play

>>77495822
It can't though, Anon.

>>77495843
Cleveland Spiders

>>77495831
You expect me to know all of these names? Bottom line is none of them are making the Hall, so what gives, faggot?

Also Ichiro is shit, deal with it. He's a one trick pony who can just dink and dunk a meme slap hit every now and then. Pure hitter my fucking pasty fat ass.

>for the day of August 1, the user FactsAreFacts made 14 posts
>since then a user with the name FactsAreFacts but a different trip has made 62 or so posts
What

>>77495852
You are honest to god the least fun person on here, please die

>>77495858
I've been here since 2012. What's your point? Keep being obsessed with me though. I've taken this general by storm and now I'm crashing it with no survivors.

>>77495850
Incorrect. It's also the first 2-6-2 triple play.

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>Eric Thames and Justin Smoak have as many home runs as Cano, Cruz and Seager
what the fuck?

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>>77495805
>cubes actually have a chance of winning the world series.
HAHAHA

>>77495887
Thames is big for the Brewers and smoak is somehow keeping the jays alive, even if it's impossible for a playoff spot

>>77495530
Loool hit another homer in my second game

Probs need to turn difficulty up

>>77495788
Tony Gwynn bat .394 in 1994. Very close. But still more than 20 years ago. It is possible just very unlikely I think.

>>77495805
>>77495822
>>77495845
Who the fuck cares though? The Brewers were in rebuilding mode it seemed all off-season. The Cubs are WS champions with the highest expectations in recent memory to repeat. Just winning the NL Central and shutting them out of the postseason would seriously be as sweet as a WS appearance at the very least

>>77495877
t. Lifelong Dodgers fan since August 1, 2017

>This Dodgers retard bandwagon has been posting for about 4 days after stealing the name of an individual from about 5 days ago
Anyone know this one?

>>77495877
You have yet to prove that you're a 37 year old Fortune 500 employee who has been a dodger fan since 1987

>>77495902
I am a Brewers fan. I hope they make postseason.

>>77495903
Hit a third homer. Grand slam to make it a six run ball game holy shid

>>77495914
August 2, anon. Unless he forgot his trip and had to make a new one. Imagine that shit

Reminder: Don't reply to mo'Lester's new gay tripname

>>77495887
smoak is on the up now that he has job security apparently, maybe you should've given him cano-level job security and see what happened

>>77495946
Scared to be exposed as a bandwagon sissy?

>>77495948
Smoak had way too many chances here and he didn't really grow up until just this year desu. I'm honestly glad he's doing well, Danny Valencia, although not the best 1B, is doing just fine in place

>>77495934
>I am a Brewers fan
>Japan
are you an ex-pat? if not then Arigatou

>>77495948
that idiot had 5 years on the mariners and could not figure out that a fly ball caught on the warning track and a home run were different things
he seemed like a good guy but could not figure his shot out despite plenty of opportunities

>>77495974
Put your trip back on FactsAreFacts

>>77495990
>77495990
I'm a Japanese but I lived in Wisconsin for 1.5 years.

>>77496004
why, of all places, would you move to Wisconsin?

>>77496004
Wisconsin is a nice state if you ask me. Cold enough during the winter, decent teams, you've got farms everywhere, and Milwaukee isn't too degenerate compared to other major cities

>>77495991
The silver lining is that Seager wasn't a hyped up prospect as Smoak and he's so far had a solid career to be a Jay Buhner type presence to the team. Most of the Jack Z prospects are fucking awful though.

>>77496059
>Pelosi isn't too left compared to Stalin

>>77496004
I need the brewers to lose and not make the post season unless the cubs don't either

>>77496099
The Brewers are only 5 games behind the Rockies so you guys better not get too comfortable, you're not locks for the WC yet

>>77496045
I studied at the university for a year. I think it was the best university I could choose.

>>77496059
The nice parts of Milwaukee are very nice, just stay near the lakefront and you're good. It's also good that it's the most segregated city in America so it's pretty easy to understand which areas you need to stay out of

>>77496128
ok
im going to japan for a week in january
should i see tokyo or kyoto? anywhere else?

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>>77495991
>>77495984
all you had to was give him a dirt cheap contract with two years and a team option. now this glorious hunk of pure sex and all his giant switch-hit dongs are ours until basically eternity

>>77496128
Go to any games at Miller Park? Go to any of the Chicago stadiums or Minnesota? What years were you there btw?

come on giants pls

>>77496148
You should try to see both, it should be easy I think. If you take bullet train it's only about 3 hours. Flying is cheaper and even faster but not as convenient probably.

If you have only 1 week maybe Kyoto and Tokyo is OK. Please enjoy Japan!

>>77496159
Do you know how many smoak at bats i watched?
how many times he had a decent three weeks and i heard >this is it, hes finally figured it out

>>77496234
sure, I'm positive you've felt all the highs and lows, seen him grow and wilt as a player

but did you ever BELIEVE?

>>77496216
What part of Japan are you in right now? And your NPB team? My Mom's from Hyogo and she grew up an Orix Braves fan but they switched to Softbank Hawks after the merger

>>77496216
>Please enjoy Japan!
ill do my best japan bro. i have three weeks but two will be in China

>>77496162
Yes I went to Miller Park a few times. I saw 2011 NLDS versus Arizona at Miller Park.

I also went to US Cellular Field.

So I guess I was there around 2011-2012

>>77496266
>but did you ever BELIEVE?
for the first two years

>>77496275
I was at Marquette and went to a game during the series with the D-Backs, that was so much fun actually winning a playoff series, the only one we've won in 35 years. Fuck that was a fun year with Prince and Braun

>>77496275
That must have been fun to watch, as a NLDS is a pretty expensive thing to see, especially when the Brewers haven't been in one for so many years. I want to go to a mets playoff game, but that will never happen because tickets go to 1000 for at least a view from the upper deck

>>77496275
>2011 NLDS versus Arizona at Miller Park
Lucky you.

>>77496271
Wow it's surprising I am from Hyogo too. But I live in Tokyo now! I like Hanshin Tigers.

>>77496272
Enjoy China too then

>>77496312
Yes it was really good then. I remember Nyjer Morgan lol. One game I went to I got a "Tony Plush" towel. I still have it lol.

I know about Marquette from basketball games I know they are a big rival of University of Wisconsin. One time at a basketball game there was a guy with a sign saying "MARQUETTE FOOTBALL SUCKS" But Marquette doesn't play football. lol.

>>77496323
Yes I think so.

>>77496313
I don't remember I think my friend got tickets but we paid normal price. It was just one game.

As someone who has literally no ties to America or Canada, how do I pick a baseball team to follow?

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>>77496216
>Please enjoy Japan!

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>>77496451
pick the royals, we have an aussie and hes unironically elite

>>77496451
just follow the team of the first person to reply to you with dubs

>>77496467
based pete moylan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sc_NQnRDZE

>>77496421
>I know about Marquette from basketball games I know they are a big rival of University of Wisconsin. One time at a basketball game there was a guy with a sign saying "MARQUETTE FOOTBALL SUCKS" But Marquette doesn't play football. lol.
I have a t-shirt that says "Marquette Football: Undefeated since 1960"

And yeah we're huge rivals, at least from our perspective we are, being the 'little sister' university and all. We made the Elite Eight my senior year but the best memory of Marquette Basketball I have was going into Madison in 2011 and beating the Badgers at the Kohl Center. Everyone on campus was in jubilation after that game

>>77496467
Royals legend Peter Moylan

>>77496517
>I have a t-shirt that says "Marquette Football: Undefeated since 1960"

It's good you can handle the bantz. lol.

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>weedman says he's coming tonight
>he isn't

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Has there ever been an international pitching duo this good?

>>77495913
But that isn't going to happen.

>>77496546
yeah people don't care much honestly. We know that most football schools actually lose money due to how expensive college football is on a university and we could never get the fanbase that Madison has to make it profitable. Most Marquette students are either Badger or Notre Dame fans anyway

>>77496642
>not nomo and park c. 1995

>>77496657
Chan Ho only pitched in 2 games in 1995.

>>77496642
nomo would btfo both of these shit pitchers

>>77496694
Forgettable post.

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This is Mike Trout. He's new here, and a little shy. Say something nice to him!

>>77496694
They're no Tyler Chatwood right?
lmao

>>77496712
ganbarre goat chan

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*Blocks your path*

>>77496712
Hello GOAT active player.

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>>77496736
somebody remembers

>>77496712
better than anyone who has ever played for the dodgers

>>77496727
???

>>77496769
wow I'm so btfo as a dodger fan now

how will I ever recover

certainly not with a WS win right lmao

>>77496712
>trout
>fish
I HATE IT

>Be Doyerfan

>Root for incredible powerhouse team

>Everyone is convinced they'll choke anyway

>So I still get that underdog satisfaction during October

It's the best of both worlds, honestly.

>>77496830
what happens if you choke though

>>77496838

>if

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>>77496830
>incredible powerhouse team

>>77496712
Hello Mike
Your neck and face are growing just like Bonds did
you may want to check that out

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>>77496830
>reddit spacing

>>77496830
This. It's honestly similar to the 16/17 Warriors in terms of dominance, except nobody believes they can actually win it all. It's great.

>>77496830
>reddit spacing

>>77496879
wew lad

>>77496898
redit reddit reddit do i fit in yet? reddit reddit i dont even know why i hate reddit but reddit

>>77496936
you seem upset

>>77496905
the warriors comparison isn't off the mark.
they're currently on pace for one of the winningest seasons in MLB history. 115 wins or something.

>>77496968
That's just the thing though. I don't WANT this Dodgers team to be compared to the Warriors. I'd prefer them to continue dominating low-key. It's more fun that way for me.

Being the "big bad guy" is better suited for the Yankees, historically. They love it.

>>77496879
Dodgers 110 wins will go down as the greatest season in the history of baseball.

>>77496898
What
Is
Red.dit
Spacing
You
Ask

>>77496968
The warriors won in 2015, choked in 2016, and were heavily favored in 2017

>>77496996
only if they win the series and they have proven over and over that they are not capable of that

>>77497019
Oh man, you're right.

Somebody call the Dodgers front office and tell them to stop trying to win, since it is clearly futile.

>>77497009
the cavs only won because the (((scriptwriters))) down at NBA HQ wanted to make primetime tv shots of LeBeta James crying

>>77497019
Here's a quarter, call somebody who cares....

>>77493447

>Joyce suspended two games for anti-gay slur

I see no reason how this is worse than Kap's kneel downs last season.

>>77496451
Just follow the Mets, we're the most fun

>>77497098
Cuckoldry is actually not fun for the majority of men.

>>77497009
So the Dodgers will win this year, lose next year, and win the year after that?

Sounds like the makings of an Odd-Year dynasty to me. :^)

>tfw back in top wild card spot
We're coming for you dodgers

>>77496766
It's the reason Trout is dominant. He likes 2D.

>angels 19-20 without trout
>angels 35-36 with trout

care to explain WAR babbies?

>>77497131
Ichiro Suzuki is the greatest pure hitter of all time

>>77497131
WAR is completely hypothetical and has no bearing on reality

>>77497136
Do you want FagsAreFags and his white knights spamming this chat again?

>>77497136
I agree. It is a shame he didn't play his full career in the MLB

Aaand now my form has done a complete 180, coinciding with me changing hitting difficulty from beginner to dynamic (now on rookie)

Can't judge pitches for shit

Has anyone ever hit for the home run cycle?

>>77497131
Wrong sample size. It's not actually supposed to correlate with real-world wins, anyway. It's only used appropriately if the outcome matches the expectations. Sorry if advanced metrics are too hard for you.

>>77497120
Can't wait to watch the rox and dbags fight it out in the WCG to see who gets the privilege of being swept by the doyers

>>77497149
>Can't judge pitches for shit
Neither can he.

>>77497152
Scooter Gennett did it earlier this year, in fact.

>>77497152
that one literally who did it this season