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Imagine the smell of her shits.
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previous:
>>77488993
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My bad, I didn't realize there was a card on.
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Damn, I wish Yahyha was the same weight as Maia
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>>77491852
gamethread

>>77491882
>>77491882
gamethread
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>casuals still unironically mad at Mighty Mouse for turning down a """money fight""" against a non-champ in a higher division that has never made 125 and sold 215k buys in his highest selling PPV headlining fight
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>>77491960
hard not being mad at niggers
anything they do just seem wrong anyways
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>>77491960
To be fair it's a way better fight than TJ. I ain't mad at DJ but the dude smoked Benevidez twice and beat Dodson twice. Borg has about as good of a chance as Goobs
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>>77492054
*way bettsd fight than Borg
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>>77492054
>>77492061
Man, I'm just a goof today
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did it start?
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Pls rashad dont die
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Who won R1?
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>snarling
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>>77491696
this sam alvey guy looks like a fucking redditor.

any chance he beats rashad?
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meh
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Conor passed out Floyd on Instagram
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>>77491696

>all beans

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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This is a barn buster
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10-9 Hashad
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Rashad 10-9
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post Alvey's wife
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pictures of alvey's wife please?
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Lol women corner advice
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Not gonna lie the short haired chick in Sam's corner I would smash.
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>ywn fuck karen montes on her period
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Rashad is shit
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>>77494260
He actually does post on reddit
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What was that pin against the fence for three minutes? Zzzzz.
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>>77494275
>moot in a dress
seriously look at xir face
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I feel like Rashad is going to get heem'd at any moment.
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>>77494260
good chance he does
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by boy stann heavily man spreading
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who the fuck is karen montes
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>>77494263
?
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if Rashad gets heem'd stiff i will boycott the UFC
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choose one
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how about Rashad vs Wiedman
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alvey is such trash
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>>77494293
moot is for fug
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Why does rashad even throw feints? The fuck is he even doing?
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>>77494276
>>77494275
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>>77494312
2

and wtf happened to rashad he's not even old, dcs fucking 38
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>>77492036
you're fucking brazilian lmao get it together
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>>77494312
2 is best bunda
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why can't Rashad just leave? all his fights suck
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>>77494312
2 4 1 3
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Anybody want a 10-10 round? I found a whole bunch of them. Turns out they arent that hard to find at all.
http://mmadecisions.com/ten-ten-report/
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Vintage Hashad
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me sleepy
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>>77494322
He's gassed out and stalling for time.
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>>77494325
USADA
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>guy doing nothing when opponent comes in calls for opponent to come in
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>Right head kick with literally no setup

it's already over fug
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>having a harem of men
>having a stable of "boys"

NuHEEM, ladies and gentleNu"men"
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>>77491696
fuckin mexifats
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Rashad should go to lellator and heem Chael
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I wouldn't be enjoying this fight if I didn't have a BOAT LOAD of money on Sugar.

I'm literally shaking
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Rashad is a fucking dinosaur, Alvey is a counterpuncher. YAWN.
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>>77494312
1 4 2 3
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Rashad is just spamming hugs and double legs. They can't let him fight again after this. This is terrible
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>coach needs to give instructions to alvey's wife in order for them to register

dumb af
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>>77494312
Vanessa, no question
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alvey is NEVER in good fights except when he gets knocked out
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Rashad's shot but Alvey is just fucking terrible.

20-18 Rashad
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>>77494312
I choose this one
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why the fuck is Alvey chewing on his mouthpiece like that?
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Retire now rashad, please dont qait til the end of the fight.
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>>77494351
>betting in MMA
Why would you do this? It's not wise.
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So who is winning?

I honestly caan' t tell.

Alvey gets more strikes but Rashad more aggressive.
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>>77494366
he's a mouth breathing redditor
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Alvey's wife is a purple belt in bjj lol
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>>77494275
she looks like moonman
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>>77494365
oh my sweet fuck who
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20-18 Alvey
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Anyone else noticed how Alvey's feet are always facing opposite each other like a retard
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>>77494371
its 20-20
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>fook Mark Henry
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>>77494369
It's not wise when you do it on bad odds
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>>77494359
trust me, a married man can hear his wife complain over a jet engine
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the MW fight is really gonna be the least spicy fight on this card. were manlets the ones laughing at us all along?
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REAL MEAL FOR 5 BUX
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19-19
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>>77494365
I choose this
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>>77494371
They'll probably give it to Rashad because of the takedowns, even though he's literally doing nothing with them. Imo Alvey should get the decision.
>>77494373
>ywn have a cute wife that likes to get choked out when you fuck
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this is a shit fight so far. no power behind either of their strikes
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>>77494312
Vanessa all day.
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real meal for five bucks
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How is Rashad the one that looks small here.
Also no boo plz

19-19 I guess
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>>77494334
you know what fine, I shouldnt have tried to correct you. But now you're being a dick about it
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>>77494371
19-19 I guess, awful fight
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What can a ref do if borh fighters are inactive? Take a point away from both of them?
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>>77494371
>I honestly caan' t tell.

Rashad is up 2 rounds
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>wife bitching at you while you fight for money
jesus
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>>77494378
you can't be serious
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>strikes landed: 24-8
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>Rashad looks like a thinly vein shell of his former self
>Still winning
>the city of Alvey
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>>77494371

No idea who's winning, only that the fans are losing.
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>>77494379
this is my first time watching him too, he looks so uncoordinated

HAHHAHAHA HE'S GETTING COACHED BY A WOMAN NO WONDER HE CAN'T DO SHIT
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>>77494312
2 > 1 > 4 > 3
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>>77494365
mmmm thicc
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>>77494396
>no ass
we need thicc ring girls already
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>>77494392
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>>77494408
20-17 Alvey
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>>77494379
builds more power in punches

putting tongue on roof of mouth does as well
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Alvey literally does nothing but walk around
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>>77494396
damn, have any more like that?
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"you never want your life yellin at ya"
incisive mma commentary from vet john grispam
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>>77494389
Manlets are superior at combat sports
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>Woodley/Maia-esque in their output are these two fighter, Joe
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>>77494275
good height, strong jawline, will bear u many powerful heirs
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I was actually excited to see Evans fight again
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>walk into bathroom to wash hands
>see this

What do?
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>>77494324
is this the peak of human performance?
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>>77494424
pretty impressive for a fight 2bh
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what's the crowd chanting
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>>77494312
this one
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It's over for Rashad.
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no matter who wins this fight, the fans lost
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guyss
stop teasing the betfag
rashad is clearly losing and will lose
judges literally love canelo
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>>77494376
I used to know her name, but I can't remember
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Phil Mackenzie totally called that this fight would be shit
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There's four fights left and this one is already heeming me.
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This fight comes down to who has the better stare.

Alvey wins.
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>>77494444
should i be ashamed that the bimbo lip pout thing makes me hard
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It feels like these guys are sparring.
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Wait Brian Stann thinks Alvey won round 2? Literally how?
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>>77494437
Wonder who smeared chocolate all over my sink.
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no rashad please

not like this
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>>77494437
my first job was at a factory that made cultured marble. we never made anything quite that shitty tho
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I would rather eat my own shit than watch another Sam Alvey fight

Fucking boring every time this cunt
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>the prelims were 10x better than the main card
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>>77494420
looks like Kristen Schaal
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is Sam's wife going to make Sam get a real job after this loss?
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>>77494452
>>77494376
https://www.instagram.com/rayssafernandesss/?hl=pt-br
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10-10
10-10
10-10

draw

>>77494456
so did everyone
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Rashad retires after this -250
Rashad doesnt retire +300
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29-28 Alvey
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>>77494456
so did i...i must be some kind of genius
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>>77494476
That's the part that makes my dick so hard
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>that wasn't the fight we expected

it's exactly what i expected
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>>77494484
kek I hope he does but I wouldn't put my money on it
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30-27 Alvey
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Rashad actually won this fight and still looked like he needed to retire 3 years ago. Alvey fucking sucks
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30-27 rashad
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Alvey vs Woodley FOTY
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>>77494482
>its another generic instagram whore #923293
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29-28 Hashad
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i think alvey won
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Both of the guys who are going to fight next don't even have a wikipedia page.
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the absolute state of lhw
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>>77494437
use the men's room instead
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Sam knew he was fighting a defanged snake
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rashad no longer my boy
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>>77494414
>this is my first time watching him too
How casual can you possibly get? This guy fights like once every 2 months
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\o/

Have my power, Alvey, for this decision
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So how bad was Chuck actually
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>>77494495
Seriously. Rashad has been hesitant in his last fights and same is always hesitant as fuck. It was destined to be either boring or a KO.
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>>77494509

That was middleweight, brother.
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Alvey needs to stop mean mugging and throw some hands in future fights damn.
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Todd Grisham is an awful commentator
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I want to say Rashad 29-28
Plz
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>>77494491
>ywn play the drums on her ass cheeks with your penis
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>It's a prelims are better than the main card episode
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I literally do not care who wins
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Rashad should take it
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>>77494437

That's like melted soft serve swirl ice cream
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shouda just got a real meal for five bucks
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>>77494444
>>77494464
I see a mouth breather.
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God damn Rashad has been putting on some fucking terrible fights. Time to hang the gloves up
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GfnUcDaWx3
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>>77494466
defended all but 1 takedown, but even popped right back up there. said sig strikes was like 24 to 8 for alvey at one point
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Alvey would heem The Chris
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>>77494509
>it's MW
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Former LHW champion possibly lost a decision to Chris Leben 2.0.

SAD!
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>>77494480
you're a good lad
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just let rashad on the gas man
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RASHAD ETERNALLY BTFO
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30-27 Rashad
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The winner is me for enduring that dog shit
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>>77494530
only a fiasco for PPVs
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;__________;
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i would TKO Sam in 1
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STOP BOOING RASHAD
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BASED SMILIN SAM

RETIRE NOW RASHAD YOU PUSSY
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>>77494541
alvey is nowhere near as exciting as the cat smasher
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BLACK BOYS BTFO.

Black boys submit to their white masters. PATHETIC.
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Rashad still at 200bpm heart rate when they announced the decision please fucking retire
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Smile'n Sam does it again!
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>>77494545
CUTE
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AGAINST ALL ODDS

PICKS ARE LIVE BOYS
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BLEACHED
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now we all have to endure this fuckers post fight interview
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fucking kek

the state of rashad
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goofed by a shit fight
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Rashads method:

Points for pinning against the cage
Points for one good punch in the third

Also anyone want to make a webm of the one good rashad punch in the third? One minute mark? Nah I didn't think so
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>I learned spanish for this

top kek
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kek so boring you don't get an interview
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ALVEY
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I wanna feel bad for Rashad because i thought he won this fight and the Kelly one, but they were both so goddam boring i dont give a shit
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based non robbery
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Rashad suicide when?
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wew
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How the hell did that loser win?
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>>77494541
Chris Leben threw punches.
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Rashad plz no
he won that.
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Neither of them looked good, but Alvey had better striking than Evans had takedowns. Good win for Smiling Sam.
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Why no interview?
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How the fuck was that split? That wasn't even close.
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that was underwhelming
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>>77494566
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>>77494588
"good" win
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if u think Rashad won that fight u are dumb and gay
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>>77494504
She has a big bunda, thick tights and nice tits. What more do you want?
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>>77494550
Not arguing with you but it seems to happen a lot for all kinds of events
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Sam fucking sucks. Fucking reddit
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cocker hand-rubbing intensifies
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LMAO NO POST INTERVIEW
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I thought Rashad won but I could care less, Alvey sucks dick and Suga needs to retire, now.
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>0-4 in last 4

Will Evans get released?
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>>77494582

who is this qt
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>>77494542
when is she returning god damn
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I don't understand how Alvey won that fight
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Jesus when alvey is gonna be more active with his striking his tdd defence is very good
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>>77494534
chuckled but I shouldn't have
That advert is horrible
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good for alvey
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Based Julian Marquez
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>>77494591
because he's getting cut
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>>77494601
her clothes to be removed
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>>77494601
a human brain, not a monkey one
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>>77494565
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>>77491696
Someone explain the excitement for eating good food?
Fine dining has to be the worst of the quality of life experiences. I just don't get it. For me food is for sustenance only. I eat as quickly as possible then return to more interesting things.
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>>77494589
all around me are familiar faces.jpg
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>>77494611
defended takedowns and actually threw a few punches
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no idea how alvey won that.

at least you faggots can shut up about whitebois now
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Should I watch the rest of these fights or finish Owarimonogatari?
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Sam Alvey is the worst striker in the UFC but he somehow manages to win fights just by walking people down
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>>77494611
Pressuring and landing more strikes, presumably
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>>77494595
JESUS IS STILL IN AND A GURANTEED LOCK FOR NEXT FIGHT LADS
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>>77494444
Best Slag. Also checked.
>>77494464
Fuck no. I love it.
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>>77494602
yea just saying that its only really embarrassing for cards that ppl have to pay for
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Glover vs. Misha should be spicy
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>>77494611
>Do absolutely nothing but shoot for takedowns and don't strike at all
>Surprised when you lose
HURR POINT FIGHTING
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>>77494558
do you have that webm of her giving a pep talk to the girl she just submitted?
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>>77494630
you literally have autism
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Ffs man, poor Rashad. Quite annoyed by that. I had him winning too
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Sam Alvey would drag Bisping to deep waters
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>>77494611
He didn't judges probably fell asleep and just guessed
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>>77494598
Well... Not in the sense of entertaining, but not a robbery, is what I mean.
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>>77494635
Jouban and Price might be good, after that you're free to leave
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>>77494595
the goof should be real meals for 5bux tbqh famm
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>Glover vs Misha

That's a good matchup actually. Don't think it should be a main event tho'
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lmao, who did this
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>>77494665
Moreno will bring the spice guaranteed
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>>77494647
And what did Alvey bloody do?
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>>77494612
Not sure if there's anything worse than watching guys fighting gun-shy
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>mfw some newfag calls a close fight a robbery
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>>77494672
>Don't think it should be a main event tho
it shouldn't, it's going to be very underwhelming card
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does the UFC need an Asian ring slag?
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>>77494675

You did
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>>77494595
Literally dont even know who the next guys are. I just picked blindly. Its the one I'm least confident about.
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>>77494675
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77494629
Giv Claudia gf
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>>77494656
Who the hell is Tyrone spong
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real meal for five bucks.
real meal for five bucks
real meAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUCKS
REAL MEAL FOR FIVE B U C K S

FINGER LICKIN'
F I N G E R
L I C K I N'

G O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O D
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That was basically a Bellator fight
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>>77494656

ah fuck, he's going to claim racism again

are black people incapable of just losing now? everything is because of the invisible hand holding them back?
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>>77494635
which is owari?
i forget
id just rewatch kizzu tbqh
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>>77494694
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>Anon-kun!~, I'm glad you came to the beach with me
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>>77494665
based Tsuu man will save the main card
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>>77494687
YYes.
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>>77494694
>he doesn't know Tyrone Spong
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>>77494679
Landed way more strikes and knees in the clinch while Rashad was holding his hips the whole fight, taking somebody down and they stand up a second later while you are doing nothing else isn't going to get you anything on the judge's scorecards I actually think Tyron threw more in his fight
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>>77494597
>Schaub getting KO'd by a legend (who isnt very good at knocking people out)
>>
>>77494705
wouldeat
>>
>>77494687
She only fucks flyweights
>>
>>77494698
are you incapable of not making up scenarios in your head to get flustered over?
>>
>>77494705
shut up faggot
>>
>>77494694
Surinamese-Dutch kickboxing fighter.
>>
>>77494705
Get your diet under control fat ass
>>
>>77494679
Punches and lots of knees in the clinch?
>>
>>77494713
>in brazil without usada
>>
Rashad lost to Dan Kelly but he absolutely did not just lose to that smiling fruit
>>
This is the kind of fight that makes you ask "was rashad evans ever good?"
>>
>>77494687
they have one from the phillipines
>>
>>77494687
They will have them for the Japan card no doubt

People don't care about diversity when it comes to asians though, even if there is a black ringgirl
>>
>>77494689
Bravo won TUF Latin America IIRC, or is some champion of UFC Latin America I don't know, whilst Bandenay is probably just on the card because he's pretty.
>>
>>77494687
Women are not objects you sexist pig
>>
>>77494734
>tfw no QT filipina GF
>>
>>77494689
everybody but one guy picked Bravo so that's either really good or terrible
>>
>>77494698
>now
Welcome to the way it's always been.
>>
>>77494713
>there was literally cement truck parked by his locker room
>>
>>77494396
>>77494480
>>77494361
Never saw the appeal behind Vanessa.

I'd smash and all, but she's not that hot.
>>
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>>77494713
>>
I don't even know why I still watch UFC live. It's a stupid amount of crap for very little fight time
>>
you just know Ariel is going to have Alvey on the MMA Shower and try slate Dana and the UFC for not giving him an interview
>>
>>77494687
>another ring girl with no ass
plz no
>>
>>77494730
he just did idiot.
>>
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>>77494687
depends how they're dressed
>>
>>77494727
BJJ fighters should start using PEDs and make money in boxing.
>>
>>77494687
YES
>>
rashad needs to beg jon to take him back
>>
is it wrong that I want to get squishy with kirsten wiig?
>>
i cant take it anymore

gonna gp get my real meal famms
>>
>>77494727
>Roids made shloob unable to block a 1-2
>>
>>77494742
>t. female object
>>
>>77494738

The black ringgirl is not attractive.

Not even racism talking, there are some black girls I find attractive, she is emphatically not one of them.
>>
>>77494713
Mate Big Nog in his prime had pretty decent hands
>>
>>77494770
Roids make Big Nog have power behind that 1-2
>>
>>77494756
the judges got it wrong you muppet
>>
Wut
>>
>>77494743
Red Dela Cruz

she usually only shows up for asian cards
>>
>>77494741
UFC has geographical feeder leagues?
>>
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What are some essential Ray Borg fights?
>>
>>77494751
all I want is to know what travis said to him after the tko
>>
>>77494772
i think she is fairly well received
>>
>>77494742
Women aren't objects, but their bodies are. Welcome to corporeal reality.
>>
>>77494597
Cro Cop was already way past his prime in that fight, and Schaub even admits that he was getting fucked up in that fight.
>>
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Was there a bigger chinlet in HW history?
>>
>>77494789
Vs ortiz
Vs scoggins
>>
>>77494774
Dunno much about the nuts and bolts of fighting but I always thought his footwork musta been really good. Was always right in front of his opponent
>>
>>77494751
>"I'm lucky Mario stopped it just then. You were tagging me with some nice leg kicks Brandon."
>>
>>77494790
>that's what you get cunelo
>>
>>77494790
Does she like it rough or soft? A finger in the bum? Shhhh, we'll talk later.
>>
>>77494784
Wow! I really want to get one of those now TSSUSUUU
>>
>>77494787
I don't know.The commentators will tell you.
>>
>>77494798
I'm pretty sure sexism isn't allowed outside of /b/. Would be a shame if you got banned.
>>
>>77494803
>Cro Cop was already way past his prime in that fight
sure thing man
>>
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>4 more fights left
Not sure I'm gonna make it lads. Considering my don't give a fuck meter is off the charts
>>
>>77494781
He stopped the take downs and won in the clinch a lot could have gone either way. He could never have touched Rashad at his peak so whatever
>>
who vs who
>>
>>77494781
lmao, who are you to decide what they got right or wrong?
>>
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>>77494778
>Heavyweights need roids to knockout someone with a glass chin like Shweeb
>>
>these guys are my age and fighting in the UFC
>I haven't rolled or wrestled in three months since my surgery
What am I doing with my life
>>
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>people didn't bet Bandenay
>>
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>>77494811
lel
>>
GADOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>
HEEM DEAD
WE ARE ALL GOOFS
>>
HAHAHAHA

BASED PERU
>>
HORY SHEET
>>
he ded
>>
HHEEEEEEMMMM
>>
I always pick the guy making his debut

Works sometimes, these guys are often unknown so where is the massive wealth of knowledge that makes everyone pick against them? Granted, most people aren't justin gaethe
>>
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MEXICO
>>
heem dead
>>
>>77494781
;_;
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
how many fights left 2nite
>>
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>>77494816 (You)
>>
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>>77494687

What they need is a girl with an ass.
>>
>the undercard was great
>the main card so far has been a robbery and a snoozefest

Looks like the better the undercard the shittier the main card is still holding true.
>>
m-m-muh picks tho
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
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FUCKING MEXICANS
MY GODAMN PICKS
FUCK
>>
HEEEEEM DED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DED
>>
he's fucking dead
>>
HEEM
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
>>
el peruANO
>>
uhhh is he alive?
>>
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Sleepy
>>
HEEM FUCKING DEAD
>>
wow
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
he dead
>>
PERU PERU PERU
>>
GADOOOOSHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
>>
>MEXICANS IN CHARGE OF NOT GETTING STARCHED
>>
>>77494860

I SPOKE TOO DAMN SOON
>>
>>77494815
just looked it up and don't think they do but it seems like it would be a good idea tho to have these minor leauges in a bunch of countries like mexico
>>
HES DEAD
>>
WETBACKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>
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GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED GADOOSH'D AND FLUSHED
>>
HE IS DEAD HOLY SHIT
>>
why the fuck won't youtube let me rewind anymore

sick of this shit
>>
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HEEM ACTUALLY BRAIN DAMAGED
>>
HOLY SHIT
DAT NIGGA DED
>>
HEEM DABBY
>>
Suddenly, win bonus
>>
FACT: PERUVIANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE
>>
EL
>>
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
Peru can heem every here
>>
Conquistadored!
>>
what does heem mean?
>>
Llama'd
>>
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>>77494839
well done
>>
HAHAHAHAHH
>>
Thats why you don't fuck with people that eat pidgeons every day.
>>
So mexico has already lost VS the World right?
>>
POLAN STRONK
>>
Wow that was nasty, literally snapped his neck to the side then punched him there.
>>
BRAIN DAMAGE
>BRAIN DAMAGE
BRAIN DAMAGE
>BRAIN DAMAGE
>>
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i'm suprissed that doesn't happen more

You would think fighters would throw a ton of knees trying to catch someone going for a take down
>>
Plot twist: he's the Perufag who's always posting about how he can heem every here
>>
L M A O
M
A
O
>>
>Mexicucks
>>
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>>77494897
kek
>>
mexico on suicide watch
>>
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>>77494912
>>
made 800 bucks thank you peru
>>
Who jonerys here?
>>
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>>77494804
tod duffee
>>
HE DIED
>>
>>77494924
jejejejejeje
>>
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Damn, that was nasty

Also, that little cunt just ruined my picks
>>
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not again
>>
>>77494907
its ancient chinese term that loosely translates to you're a fag
>>
>>77494924
>6 fights
impossible to win anyway
>>
>>77494924

All of a sudden I don't give a single fuck about being goofed anymore.
>>
I got money on Price, Grasso and Pettis.

Need to win 2 of these last 3 fights to not lose money tonight.
>>
Arms still up, brain damage confirmed
>>
real meal for five bucks
>>
PERRY'D
>>
>>77494907
murk loar
>>
>>77494857
tres
>>
>>77494924
ONE PICK LEFT BASED GAETHJE
>>
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Mexico has lost but they can still get a respectable score with a couple finishes
>>
Peruvian heemer flattened him into a tortilla
>>
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>>77494905
>>
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>>77494922
>babby's first card
>>
Question for those that are in the know, I never watch mma, what the fuck happened to that guy?

Did he break his neck?
>>
>>77494924
This is why I always laugh at that mandrama loser who submits multiple picks, especially on a 6 fight card.
>>
>>77494961
thanks anon
>>
muy emosyonante for sure
>>
>>77494924
there is only 1 person on all of /sp/ who gives a shit about his picks.
>>
Webm?
>>
>>77494907
It comes from the observation that someone had been knocked out by commenting, "heem sleepy," as in "him sleepy."

It later just became heem.
>>
>>77494952
price yes, grasso no, pettis no.
>>
holy shit taco bell sucks
>>
>>77494969
He died
>>
>>77494969
he got heemed the fuck out
>>
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>>77494924
Fuck you johnwaynegaethje.png You wont get away with this
>>
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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
>>
>>77494969
he died my guy
>>
>>77494907
heem is derived from "heem sleepy" which is from a video that went viral on worldstarhiphop
>>
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>>77494949
you sure about that?
>>
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>>77494924


I'm happy Handenay won. He's very cute. I predict he becomes quite a few people's /boy/ if he wins again.
>>
holy fuck those hammer fists hahahaha
>>
FUCKING UMA'D
>>
Knee KOs make me not want to watch this sport
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>>77494958
I'm an oldfag... I've been posting here for like two weeks and I still don't know whet it means
>>
>>77494905
twice on sundays
>>
How many seconds into the fight?
>>
What does HEEM means?
>>
>>77494969
fencing response google that shit
>>
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randa is from my city, she wins on the ground
>>
rapid rigor mortis
>>
heem is from alistar overeem, they use to call him Reem, and brazlians call R, with H


meme became overeem to reem to heem
>>
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>>77494907
Highly Educated Effeminate Males
>>
lol crying
>>
>>77495002
too brutal?>>77495002
>>
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>>77494969
I don't think he broke his neck, he just got KTFO.

Classic fence response. Probably concussed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response
>>
>spicspeak
aaaaand i dont care anymore
>>
>I couldnt hear
>>
>having a teary after heeming someone
>>
>>77494995
>Mfw Tim Elliot goof'd 99% of the picks
>>
i couldn't hear lmao
>>
>>77494924

FUCKING SOOK

ID STILL BE IN IT
>>
"i couldnt hear"

jesus christ is it that hard to get a good spanish translator? literally the easiest language to work with
>>
>>77494997

Peruvians are pretty great. Last time one starched a Mexican it was in Oklahoma or somewhere and he said he'd fight every Mexican in the building when they started booing him.
>>
>>77495026
lol u gotta have a soft spot for Peruvians
>>
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>>77495020
lol being an insecure faggot
>>
>I couldn't hear
>>
>>77494924
I just use that to post cute pictures of Claudia. I'm just hopeful that this Peruvian kid is a good prospect. He's only 22.
>>
>>77495005
what counts as an oldfag these days?
>>
>>77494969
That was a fatality, like in Mortal Kombat, they're less gory in real life, of course.
>>
NEW

>>77494240
>>77494240
>>77494240
>>
>>77495041
>good morning, son
>>
Get fucked anglos I understood it all.
>>
>>77495046
enjoy the ban faggot
>>
>>77495039
Yeah Peru is one of the countries I dislike least in that shithole of a continent.
>>
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>>77495014
I love Tiffany
>>
God damnit. He was the biggest favorite on the card. I guarantee the rest of my picks will be right too. I feel like my last 10 picks in a row were all goofed by a single fight
>>
>>77494907
handsom
eastern
european
men
>>
>>77495056
>being this stupid
hopefully you kill yourself
>>
Where's the actual thread and not this autism fest?
>>
>>77495058
What would you even hate a continent that has no participation in your life or your country?
>>
>>77494907
honorable
elephants
exterminate
manlets
>>
DONT WORRY BOYS HOT THREAD ON ITS WAY
>>
Is moreno the last hope for mexico
>>
>>77495080

>he doesn't know about the Falklands
>>
>>77495062
iktf man. Always happens with the lesser known first fighters too
>>
>>77495064
fuck off with your inside jokes and tell us what it means
>>77495048
If you were here before 08 you will all be newfags for life
>>
>>77495113

All jokes aside it means
>heem
>everyone
>even
>myself
>>
>>77495113
It's already been explained multiple times above you dumb fuck
>>
>>77495113
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
>>
these fucking guys nice meme hair cuts
>>
new thread
>>77494518
>>77494518
>>77494518

>>77494518
>>77494518
>>
>>77495124
karen bless you
>>
FAK
>>
>>77495113
>If you were here before 08 you will all be newfags for life
You mean "if you weren't"?
>>
MODELFAGS BTFO
>>
Lmao who is he yelling at??
>>
>>77495295
god
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