Why is there no Hooligan culture in USA?

>implying there isnt

>>77491674
our tickets are too expensive for inner city people

it's just a game bruv

>>77491674
ticket prices are far too expensive, poor people dont go.

>>77491674
There is, it's just referred to as "shitty fans"
also, NYCFC has hooligans

Because sports are just 'something to do' over there, like going to the cinema. Their allegiances are tenuous at best.

they all got shit

>>77491713
i mean shot haha

We save the insanity for the student's sections. People act a bit more civilized for professional sports

>>77491674
Because most whites are well-off and our laws crack down on acting like a faggot because we have to keep the darkies in check without discriminating against them.

>>77491674
My theory is that their see it as just entertainment. Like they're watching a movie. There's no strong tradition like in football.

>>77491674
> 'culture'

>>77491674
Clubs represent entire cities and states, unlike in Europe where many clubs represent neighborhoods.

It's hard for a street gang to rally around an entire city.

>>77491674
sports are seen as a stupid thing to fight over
you get shit tons of fights over girls or people channeling anger from personal issues at bars and stuff though
my personal theory is that our sports have the requisite amount of violence from the players to soundly discourage violence between fans
>>77491709
dude you don't understand how deep our sports autism goes, I think it's hard to explain unless you went to high schoolhere, played against d1 and pro talent, learned your place, went to class with those kids, etc

>>77491774
Idk, a lot of our baseball teams go back to the 1870s. There's tradition there.

>>77491674
Teams tend to represent huge areas, so the odds of a turf war are lower. You're not going to have inter-neighborhood fights.

>>77491709
Our amateur stadiums are bigger than many epl stadiums and bring in more viewership per game, personally I don't give a shit about college sports but what you said is just untrue

>>77491674
We're educated

>>77491953
No, you are retards and act like hooligans. Just not with sports

>>77491674
too doopin mental

>>77491674
our only old sports actually reject crass degeneracy. NFL and NBA are way too new to generate genuine ultra culture, and i hope it never takes root.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BbFGMKDd7U

>>77491674
We have something called street gang dieter.

>>77491674
Well to be a hooligan you need to be an uncivilized, uncultured, working class simpleton. But in the US those people are all too fat and lazy to go to sporting events.

Our sports are actually entertaining, so no need to "entertain ourselves" by fighting or chanting like cavemen.

>Yuros will actually kill each other over a 0-0 tie.

>>77491674
cops can actually shoot and kill people

>>77491674
They're called the Oakland raiders

>>77491814
This, the USA is too big to have the close, super meaningful derbys of the premier league and other European rivalries

>>77491701
I do enjoy the idea of some random spic NYCFC fan trying to stab me over a toddler team.

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>>77491674
umm... sweetie...

>>77498198
cringe

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>>77493808
based neighbour with the truth bombs

>no need to "entertain ourselves" by fighting or chanting like cavemen

>I BELIEVE.. THAT WE WILL WIN
>U S A U S A U S A
>FIGHT AND WIN

>>77498198
Jesus Christ

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>>77491692

>poor people dont go.

Sounds perfect. I hate poor people. What sports has to lowest percentage of poor people watching?

>>77498372
Golf

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>>77498198
looks like hillary clinton's demographic

>>77498381

I meant actual sports and not an afternoon hike on the countryside.

Burger cops are literally Judge Dredd-tier compared to Eurocuck cops, and will crack down on people disrupting sporting events like the white on a grain of rice in the middle of a snowstorm.
Tickets are fairly expensive as well, which keeps all the poor fucktards out.
Also, we're way too big of a country to have full-on turf wars going on between clubs.
Keep this bullshit in Europe.

>>77498413
This

>>77498413

That's all part of being a sophisticated European, silly.

>>77491674
you get shot by the police if you curse in stadiums

>>77498372
baseball is the most expensive in terms of entertainment. in other words, you throw your money away.

Id probably say hockey is a close winner.. followed unironically by african tree ball

>>77494062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqJMXdORM4

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>implying

because they might offend someone.

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>>77491674
>How can they even compete ?

>>77491929
Not an argument

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>>77500026
>A fucking billhook
A true Englishman

>>77491674

Many reasons. More middle class following. Less community spirit. Their teams have little history. They have many bandwagoners. Not many true rivalries. Large distance between teams. Teams are more business franchises than sporting clubs.

>fighting people from the next town away
>over soccer

You yuros are fucking retarded.

>>77500026

what weapon is the right one holding?

>>77500329
>what weapon is the right one holding?
>Your imagination
>Your meme

It's just not part of the culture. In Europe if a couple fans fight each other the crowd probably laughs and cheers etc right? Just a bit of banter? In USA if two fans fight everyone yells in horror, hides their children, calls the police and talks to each other about it when it comes up on the 10 o clock news.

>>77500459

in my imagination he's an elementary wizard and is casting a spell

>>77500518
>meme it if you can

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>>77500518

>>77491709
College football boosters travel thousands of miles to places like Urbana-Champaign, Lafayette, State College, etc each football season. I'd say that's pretty loyal

>>77491929
many more people gathered in much less places are you this stupid

there are 128 college handegg teams in america, and a population of 300+ million

there are give or take 5300 football clubs in england with a population of around 60+ million people in the UK alone

>>77500776
>typical burger geography

>>77498198
>banned for using smoke bombs vest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77500329
your friends

>>77491674
Because all american sports are rigged to create the best narrative

>>77491674
Because divegrass is a chick sport, Achmed.

>>77498372
Tennis

>>77491689

Wat

>>77491929
>>77500776
BTFO

>>77491674
We are civilized here in America

>>77498413
Hue cops shoot people to death regularly in games, tickets are even more expensive if you consider we're a poor ass country and we're one of the biggest countries in the world (in terms of size), and yet this doesn't stop hooliganism in here. You burguers lack tradition at the sport, maybe in 40 or 50 years you might even have some actual supporter culture and even hooliganism.

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Havent done this is a while but oh well

FIGHT

>>77491692
this we get jewed hard by ticket prices

>>77491709
Our college sports have a very loyal and intense fanbase. Pro sports is hit or miss.

I personally don't watch NFL but will watch NCAAF

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>>77498198
>bunch of teenagers
>some younger couples with G boyfriends
>girl with butterfly facepaint
>bottom right guy looks like a complete cuck
>some mexicans
>a 4 year old

>>77491674
>Hooliganism
Is that one of those things where white people acting like niggers is seen as culture cause it's white people? You know like the Sicilian Mafia, terrorism or being a coked of your mind musician?

>>77502266
MLelS is a joke.

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>>77491674
There's no hooligan culture in England either.
Falling over drunk while throwing plastic chairs and getting battered by Russians is the best we can do.

>>77502394
I remember when we beat like 20 man united supporters at the club world cup in 99 and came back to Brazil thinking "we beat the inventors of hooliganism, therefore we are the baddest motherfuckers in the world". Those were the days, man.

>>77498198
My cringeometer literally just exploded

>>77491674
Americans are too smart for hooliganism.

>>77500776
>5300 football clubs

>>77502742
he's right

>>77500329
Just look at him and it's obvious, his fists are registered weapons

>>77498198
Looks like antifa

>>77502918
Well I'm sure Americans would have more clubs if you were to count every local game as a club.

>>77503039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_football_league_system
Educate yourself

>>77503039
wow, you sure are stuck in your premier league bubble

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>>77498198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9gOUpsL3D0

>>77491734
>student's sections
>insanity

Students sections are the irl versions of dean the absolute madman

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>>77503158
https://twitter.com/RobHarris/status/630488065014951940

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College sports is where you'd see some semblance of "hooligan" culture because of the tradition and rivalries but since it's a school the students only do so much without getting in trouble students have to get creative.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Harvard%E2%80%93Yale_prank

You won't see this at all in professional sports due to ticket prices, security, and police presence. Only the major retards or protest groups pull anything at a pro sports game

>culture
>USA

m8

>>77491674

Who says there isn't? There are some big MLS rivalries and the lads do go at it pretty hard.

>>77503647
>Using a computer operating off a US operating system

>on a website created by an American

>>77503731
No one cares about MLS though

>>77503805
>confusing technology and culture

m8

>>77503078
>>77503108
>pople having kickabout in the park
>count them as a football club

>>77491674
For me itćs. FIGHT AND WIN!

>>77498198
>banned for using smoke bombs
>that kid
>using hashtag
>that last faggot
jesus fucking christ, they would shit their pants if they were here for 1 quality chimpout

I dare anyone ITT to tell these guys they aren't 'hooligans'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

>>77491674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY

>>77503158

Part of me wants to notify the Harrison PD about this

>>77504661

>these fucking numales

Jesus

>>77504771

>white male started spray painting ni**** but got scared

>>77491674
I always wonder what would happen if they had old school hooligans with their lax gun laws

>>77502303
Where able to do it without killing eachother every single time.

>>77498413
>and will crack down on people disrupting sporting events like the white on a grain of rice in the middle of a snowstorm.

wut

>>77502394
me on the left

>>77503237
FIIIIGHT

AND
WIN

COME ON

SEATTLE

>>77491781
You're a fucking spacker haha

>>77504818

>1 week la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w831y_HwdZg

>>77491674
They don't give a crud

>>77498198
kek

>>77491674
here we just riot when we win

>>77506279
I want to tailgate a phillies game

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Because all the real men are watching real Football

>>77491674
none of our soccer fans are hooligans because they're effeminate men with no self resepct
otherwise, pretty much look at any other sport

>>77491674
we save it until after the game, then we unleash it on the city the stadium is in

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>>77491674
because we're civilized

>>77500558
needs someone with a katana

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>>77507553
>rioting when you lose
disgustingly unamerican

>>77498372
Tennis, Gold, Horse Jumping,Polo

>>77491674
Even if there was, they would be pretty pathetic. The culture is still too young and the teams are still unpopular to manifest a fevered fanbase. Look at the Outlaws in the national stage. Pathetic.

>>77491674
drink isnt valued as much here as elsewhere. the stigma towards drinkers is incredible

.......

also: obviously: soccer isnt the national sport. there arent clubs in every town that everyone has some interest in, etc.

>>77506504
Ive been to plenty of NFL games and I hardly would count any of those as real men. You get a mix of fat minorities and red necks who are there as some sort of status symbol even though they're blowing away their yearly wages and the occasional tourist who goes on a whim because some friends are going. NFL has to have the most disgusting audience outside of Basketball. I can't tell you how many times I see fucking tubs of lard so large that they can't fit in their fucking seats and have their rolls of fat going into the other person's seat. Imagine paying $300 for that

>>77503647
Fuck off Muhammad, suicide bombers and goat fucking aren't culture either.

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>>77491709
>>77491774
>these are the people that post on this board
>these are the people that are confident enough in the validity of their opinions to broadcast them

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>>77491674
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
he even has ultras on his scarf

>>77500776
There are 128 d1 colege teams in the US, and there are 20 teams in the prem, you're a dip

>>77504888
police would machinegun everybody

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>>77500776
>there are 128 college handegg teams in america,
Imagine being this wrong.

>>77498381
>golf
>a sport
pick one

>>77498198
>cherry picking the worst MLS fans
Are there zero cringy "hooligans" in yurop?

They dont have teams they have franchises, you cant be a hooligan of a franchise.

>>77498198

Oh wow.

Actually attending games is for middle class people and up, therefore no low class "hooligans" to throw flares and stab people

Our cops will kill you for that shit so no one tries it

>>77491781
This

>>77498372
Definitely hockey

I've never really gotten a clear explanation on what 'hooligan culture' is. If it just means acting like a stupid asshole then eagles fans are like that.

Too fat to do any actual damage.

There is, in some circles. Maryland basketball and West Virginia football fans both have reputations for turning over cars, lighting shit on fire, etc
Duke and Kansas basketball fans are pretty intimidating, but nobody is running on the court or cold cocking players, this isn't Leeds