UFC FIGHT NIGHT: PETTIS VS. MORENO OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

Grasso is probably back stage pooping as we speak

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*ring dingers you inside 1 minute*

So for Rivas, how should he have dealt with the movement of Quinonez?
He looked to be the shorter guy, he had trouble getting in, what could he have done better? Can someone break it down

22 posts early

>>77491512

Why would a female UFC fighter poop backstage when she could make $16,000 pooping in the Octagon instead?

>>77491482
fuck you

This is the thread.

>>77491543
>>77491528

>>77491526
punch the body.

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guys, I just took some gay poppers... what should I expect?

Why wouldn't you wait until the decision was read so you could have the result of this fight in the op? You really couldn't wait 60 more seconds?

>>77491551

A fist in the anus.

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>Mexican wrestling
How can grasso win

>>77491552
>getting this mad on the internet

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>Fight an awful, boring fight
>Pretend it was a war afterwards

>>77491551
Poppers are pretty great while you're getting head 2bh.

How can you even beat Jon Jones? He is lanky as fuck if you stay away, he will kick you and punch you nonstop without you being able to reach him. If you try to get close, he'll destroy your knee on the way in. When you do get close, he'll elbow you and bully you with his superior size inside the clinch. At any moment he can take you down and break your skull with the most violent elbows in MMA.

He is invincible. Even DC couldn't take him down.

>>77491552
who gives a fuck? why is /heem/ so autistic about starting new threads?

>>77491568
I honestly just curious. It's weird that he would include results but not wait for the result of the fight that just concluded.

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who /pettis/ here?

>>77491583
DC in their second fight had a good gameplan, he misread a defensive play that lead to his KO, but someone else should take the framework of his gameplan to beat JJ.


Getting close to negate his reach, dirty box, hand fight and counter clinch are the main ways, staying mobile and out of his reach

also Jones has shown he is prone to getting uppercut, that was DC's best punch against him He looked good aginst DC but he didn't look immortal or unbeatable

>>77491592
judging by the filename i would guess to make someone upset

Yahya about to gas within the first round. Cap this

>>77491592
Because he wants the attention of being the OP, so he has to make the thread as fast as possible before someone else does. It's like those faggots who always want to post "first" on forums.

>>77491608
gus could win easily if he wasn't such a fag who runs away constantly.

>>77491609
I didn't even notice that. That's kinda funny actually

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>>77491620

Yahya is LaFleur-tier boring.

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>tfw I could yellow bamboo every here

>>77491583
Gus is tall and long too

>>77491570
God, I fucking love her.

>>77491618
YAHYA ABOUT TO GAS WITHIN THE FIRST ROUND. CAP THIS

They should do card this but vs all American fighters and loser pays for the wall

>>77491637
Yahya sometimes finish fights at least

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EVERY TIME I'M FALLING DOWN
ALL ALONE I FALL TO PIECES

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

>>77491640
part of me wishes I was a complete psychopath so I could start some scam and make a lot of money doing something like this.

>>77491640
If DC had been training with these people he prolly could've beat Jones. How are you gonna stuff a takedown when you're writhing in pain?

>>77491671

For sure Sanchez was a Mexican my man.
1-4

Hey look they're actually promoting 215

It's going to do well lads I swear

WHO FLEX TAPE HERE ORDERING NOW

>5'6
how don't you kill yourself

>>77491671
Why is Moreno's nickname so stupid? "Assassin Baby"? Whats wrong with just "The Assassin"? Does he snipe VIPs while wearing a diaper?

Joe Martinez > Bruce Butt-Licker

based smug ref

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>It's a "The commentators won't shut up about elevation episode"

>>77491643
shame she's aging like pure shit

I need an early finish to go grab snacks.

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>>77491694
Nunes is a draw.
196, 200, 207 all did over one million buys

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>>77491727
"Alright, lets get this shit over with."

>>77491694
>Caring if an event you have no financial investment in does well

HEEM TAPPY

Heem tappy

nigga how the fuck is bjj real

How will Mexico ever recover?

idiotic match making

>>77491748

Thank you Brazil.

mexican mma was a mistake

>AY AY AY

Jeez, Mexico getting BTFO tonight. Will this be the 4th time the home team loses VS?

Yahya needs to do that shit more often. He's notoriously boring because he never uses his submission skills.

HEEM SNAPPY

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>>77491693

Heem tappy

Thankfully that didn't happen to woodley

this needs to be a lhw and up card. fuck this manlet shit

>>77491772
That implies that Mexico ever had anything going for it in the first place

could we see something like this tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juNR02Br8ZI

>>77491738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfE3TDJwHs

BULL
SHIT

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Mexico not looking so good

Bloody hell that was ridiculous once it got to the ground


Also some ridiculously spicy tappies tonight. Kimura, Von Flu, RNC. When's the last time you've seen that in one night

>>77491767
HEEM TAPPY

>>77491792

Even LW and up would be incomparably better than the alternative.

>>77491804
There was a Von Flue choke? How the fuck do people even get caught in that?

>>77491790
Would've been a much better fight if it had.

>>77491803
get a life

I really like bjj it's fun to watch

Mexico without wrestling and bjj but in the other hand we are getting finishes tonight

>>77491760
Mate I'm a shareholder of the UFC don't doubt me

>>77491803
1-6.

>>77491812
Very first round of the very first fight.

>>77491752
lol, you don't actually believe that do you?

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>>77491790
>Thankfully that didn't happen to woodley
probably would have been better for his career if it did

>>77491793
I mean... the food's pretty good.

>>77491817

I guarantee his life is much better than yours. However, he does need to put Sanchez on the graphic.

Jesus he's tiny

>>77491812
train mma in mexico city, a place that makes detroit and shootcago look safe

>>77491812
I want to say first fight of the night
Held on to the head, couldn't remove the grip because the cage was in his way so his arm just stayed there as the von flu got locked in

>>77491837
Why do you pretend to be white?

>>77491828
the joke
your head

I thought it was going to be Antonio Pettis fighting and got excited but it's not.

>>77491752
>Nunes is a draw
>196
Conor vs. Nate/Holm vs. Tate. Who paid to see Nunes vs. Shevchenko?
>200
Literally the only reason that event hit over a million buys is because of Based Brock vs. Mark Hunt. As well as people who ordered in days in advanced because of DC vs. Jones 2 before Jon dun goofed.
>207
Literally the Ronda effect, buddeh.

Aside from the obvious bait-kake nature of this post, her rematch against Shevchenko will prove if she's a draw or not. Lord know all but twenty people are buying it to see the vanilla midgets at 125 fight lmao.

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>>77491828
Those are the facts

Are there any actual men on this card? Or is it all Manlets?

>>77491843
>I guarantee his life is much better than yours

He lives in Long Island his life literally can't be better than mine.

>>77491804
Yeah, good diversity in submissions tonight.

Out of curiosity, is there a reason that armbars aren't all that common anymore? Maybe it's just me, but I feel like I used to see more of them and they hardly show up anymore.

>>77491866
So gay

>>77491856
i thought it might be a joke but there wasn't anything funny about it

>>77491860
Back to your containment board mandrama loser

>>77491866
Rashad Evans is making MW great again

>>77491803
How many times has the home team lost? isnt it only 3?

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>>77491804

>i'm entertained by submissions

GUYS STOP WATCHING THIS UFC EVENT AND WATCH MY LIVE STREAM ON SOCIAL MEDIA RIGHT NOW

>>77491872
ya it's called training how to defend them

Stan, stop asking every single person who they'd like to fight next. They just fucking fought. They haven't thought of it and if they did, they would tell you.

Yahya I'm not really sure you have to walk us through that sub, it was pretty clear how you yanked his arm

Man, this card is garbage. The only interesting fighter in it is Rashad.

>>77491894
you are a fucking pleb if you arent

>>77491872
Everyone trains BJJ now and it makes it harder to pull off submissions.

>>77491872
>>77491872
Well overall guard work is at an all time low, so armbars from guard is low.

In terms of top positions like mount and side control you see a majority of grapplers use those spots to hit ground and pound that forces their opponents to turtle, which then leads to one of the major synergies why RNC has a rather big surge. Well the RNC is set up so many ways, its and the guillotine are the number 1 and 2 subs landed in the MMA meta for the last 7 years

>>77491799
she looks like somebody's jewish aunt

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>>77491894
everyone loves snappy

>>77491888
Chuckin' Cuck Alvey, tho...

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>>77491886
>literally has no response but "le mandrama XD"

I hope Jouban gets heemed

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>>77491894
>Knockouts are all that matters in MIXED martial arts

>>77491930
He has a point. You literally said "vanilla midgets" and keep talking like you're a pro wrestling cuck boi.

>>77491933
lispy anti-bullying sjw: jouban

>>77491933
i do too but mainly because Niko Price's last KO was fuckin awesome

>>77491909

Sadly, Rashad hasn't been interesting in years.

>>77491930
>uses mandrama term
>expects to be taken seriously

Get outta here.

>>77491921
meant to say submissions from guard work is at an all time low. Guard is still pretty important most guys look to stand up with their guard or get on top rather then hunt for submissions .

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>>77491803
>moreno's reach

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Name a more iconic duo

>>77491948
It sucks when legit wins get changed to NC because of dumb shit like weed

>>77491921
That makes sense. Thanks for the detailed answer.

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>>77491933
"Niggas hate me cuz they aint me."

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>>77491976

Making some nachos come down if you want any

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>>77491944
Flyweights are vanilla midgets. They're anti-draws and ultimately no one except for Reddit fags give a shit about them or DJ.
>>77491957
>Expecting ANYONE to be taken seriously on a Vietnamese fishing board

Is the last fight over? On my phone at work using fs go app

>>77491803

Mexico hasn't looked good since before the conquistadors invaded.

>>77491926
*snap* OOOOHH SHIT

reminder that if you're not on the edge of your seat every second of every fight tonight than you're a casual and a bad person too.

>>77492002
No wonder wwe got booted off this board

>>77491999
I'm down

>>77491933
ey. you mind your p's and q's around Alan Jouban

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>>77491976
>>77491998

>>77492003
>work
>saturday night
what form of slavery is this

rani by sub in the 1st

>>77492022
DJ's legs tho

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>>77491987
"They're motherfucking peanut butter & jealous."

>>77491909
main event is a good fight but its kinda weak. Jouban/Price should deliver. hopefully Hermansson scores a ko

>>77492021
t. faggot

>>77492041
alan "i gotta teach my wife's son that bullying is unacceptable and i talk like zane simon" jouban

>>77491977
I know, but its like they're not even counting it or something. still a win on sherdog and other sites. beyond dumb they're petty enough take that last second KO away.

>>77492022
haahahahah

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>>77491930
i don't need to respond to you since all of /heem/ knows you're wrong

>>77492055
t.plebbit mike perry fan

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I'm glad UFC is making these fights faster after the previous one ends

>>77492022
Flyweights should be take seriou....

>>77492081
perry is a fag jouban is insufferable

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>>77492002
>bringing up reddit for no reason
>using """"vanilla midgets"""" unironically
>le Vietnamese fishing board
>topping it all off with a FUCKING RICH PIANA PICTURE
Shoot yourself in the dick

Aw jeez, I thought it was Anthony Pettis.

Dustin Ortiz is such a goofy looking little turbomanlet.

>>77492103
technically he beat the new flyweight champion ray boring

Swayze is the sexiest cutwoman on earth.

>>77492016
Well if you were on the edge of your seat every second of every fight then you'd be having much more fun.

>>77492103
5'5 is manlet, but i'm not sure if i'd call it turbo until you're dj tier

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Do you guys make audible reactions to fights even if you're alone?

>>77492117
turbo is under 5'9

>>77492111
>>77492117
He's still silly-looking.

>>77492041
But actually though he is a super cool guy. I live in the same part of louisiana that he is from, and I met his Aunt and Uncle and told them I was an MMA fan. They told him and he sent me his hand wraps from the Mike Perry fight and a signed poster.

>>77492111

I want Ray Borg to fuck up Mighty Manlet so the all-time defense record isn't held by a manlet in a joke division and also so all of /heem/'s picks for year-end champion get BTFO.

>nugenix
Who the fuck thought that a name based on eugenics was a good idea?

This is an ugly fight already these guys are no Jouban.

Fuck I hate manlets

>>77492132
sean shelby looks like a tall dwarf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77492135
What? Pics or it didn't fucking happen.

>>77492126
Yes. I jumped up and down shouting like a maniac when Hendo deleted Lombard

>>77492126
i scream like rogan

RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME
RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME
RUN ON GOT A LONG TIME

SOONER OR LATER GOD'LL CUT YOU DOWN
SOONER OR LATER GOD'LL CUT YOU DOWN

>>77492135
prove it

>>77492143

>Fuck I hate chanlets

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>5'2
>5'5

Heeem

HOLY SMOKES

mexico btfo

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Brown people on suicide watch

HEEM MIDGEY

>>77492138
>all of /heem/'s picks
lol i picked ray borg to be champion years ago check the fucking archives, i got called a troll

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Power at Flyweight?

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

EEEEEEEEEEEE PUTO

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PUTO

USA USA USA USA USA

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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TAM BTFO KEK

THESE MANLETS WASTED NO TIME

>>77492151
same tbqh. I think I scared the neighbors when Ponzinibbio heem'd Gunni

HEEM SLEEPY

THE STATE OF MEXICO

HEEM A LEEM A LEEM A LEEM

H-H-H HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>77492117
If you're under 6'1" you're a turbo manlet

Manlets can't knoc---

SPICS BTFO BY WHITE HISPANICS

HEEM MUTHAFUCKIN SLEEPY LMAO

Fuck my life

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

CUT THE FUCK DOWN!

GOD WINS AGAIN!

WHOEVER SAID "IT'S CALLED CAPITALISM" TO ME REGARDING THE MODEL COMMERCIAL IN THE LAST THREAF. FUCK YOU, IDIOT. HOW DOES THAT EVEN APPLY? I NEVER SAID THEY SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SELL THEIR PRODUCT. I JUST SAID IN TIRED OF LEFTISTS MAKING DUMB FUCJING COMMERCIALS. FUCK YOU.

too headstrong bro

>>77492126
Not usually, but sometimes I yell at the big stoppages. Almost shit a brick when Rockhold got put away

>>77492190
Are chicanos the most powerful race?

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RIPERONI BEANORONI

>>77492194
Don't kys anon

>>77492171
They're against other dwarfs, why wouldn't there be KOs? He was three inches shorter.

>>77492126
yes

a lot of "AAWWWWW SHEEEIT", "NIGGER IN TROUBLE" and such. I also exclaimed "HE GOT DA DIRTY SANCHEZ" for one of tonight's fights. strangely enough I've never verbalized heem sleepy/tappy/etc

>>77492127
No it's not. It's under 5'6".

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>>77492152
WHEN HE SAID JOHN GO DO MY WILL

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For sure he should have used better angles

strip demetrious and give belt to ortiz

>>77492187
Under 5'9 is turbo manlet
6'2 is the cutoff

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damn nigga that midget was mad

>Flyweight Heem

nice

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>>77492168
These are the only picks I have.

Missed the whole damn fight trying to post them.

>>77492218
Nope

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>team alpha male got koed the fastest in featherweight history

can't wait for stud radio tbqh

LOL

That was a pretty funny commercial.

>>77492126
When Stipe won I was clapping, parents were in another room and heard.

>>77492225
i didn't fill that out so i don't count

>>77492227
under 5'9 is literally no respect

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am i the only one making webms? this is gonna slow down the goofing later

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>>77492216
>literally begging for conor to notice him
Quite sad

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>>77492149
>>77492155
He wrote a note too

STRONG EURO GENETICS DOMINATE SPIC GENETICS.

MUH LA RAZA
MUH RACE/PEOPLE

LOL

>>77492126

I've woken the entire house before when there's been a great finish.

>>77492215
Inb4 I wanna thank God

>>77492249
Ortiz is a spic name.

>>77492216
Full blown homosexual

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>tfw Ortiz lives in the same county as me

>>77492241
yes, you're doing all the graphics for no compensation keep up the good work

fuck, i went to take the puppy out and it was over

>>77492126
Only once back in WEC days when Pettis landed the showtime kick. Other than that, no.

>booing a guy for starching his opponent in 14 seconds

are the spics the most classless MMA crowd?

>>77491482
23:13 for 5 fights so far


>>77492218
so is 5'6" and under hyper manlet
and under 5' 3" Giga manlet

how long till mexican riot?

>>77492254
he has blue eyes and brownish/redish hair
hes white

PUTOOO
U
T
O
O
O

>>77492245
Jouban confirmed for really nice guy

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Mexico needs to start a comeback now if they dont wanna get BTFO

>>77492245
>It's fucking real
Holy shit, that's fucking awesome, bro.

>>77492254
Hispanic from Spain, not a dirty Indio half-blood.

>>77492262
It was 15s you can watch the webm for the full fight

>>77492271
them and the hues

little guys look so fucking weird

>>77492271
Yes

>>77492126
>Do you guys make audible reactions to fights even if you're alone?

No I don't have Asperger's

What the fuck..I love manlets now..

>>77492245
that's tight. I believe you but next time someone asks time stamp it my dude

they need to stop having events in shitholes, these retards booing everyone but mexicans is retarded and makes the ufc look bad

Whitebois ITT so desperate to self insert where they can

>>77492287

Mexico BTFO

>>77492245
What a nice guy

>>77492287
*1-8 counting Sanchez.

I'm only keeping track in case this turns out to be the biggest blowout in X vs. the world history.

Can Conor unironically win?

>>77492241

We appreciate it brah.

Why are the 'fans' booing?

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ORTIIIZ
615 STAND UP

>>77492287
mexico a shit

>>77492288
>>77492285
Yeah, the weirdest part was, when his aunt gave them to me, we talked a bit more and I found out she went to school with my dad. Small world.

esto es mierda. Gringo se compro la pelea

this guy makes pinatas and heems people on the regular, wtf i love mexico!

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>>77492311
are you meme'ing or do you really believe it? he was born in the US and has always lived in the US

>>77492305
>Please please Evans win so I can feel good about myself

>>77492333

I explained my reasoning in the previous thread

>the official UFC card graphics as shown to the world on TV have the Mexican flag for him
>he came out with the Mexican flag behind him
>the Mexican crowd is fervently supporting him
>he's wearing green

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>>77492311
So our first UFC champion was Tito??

>>77492245
Good shit

>>77492350

Forgot that Martinez also said by way of "Mexican city"

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Why are women so gross and smelly?

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>>77492287
>tfw un wey apodado "el teco" es el único mexicano que ha ganado hasta ahora

guys, i have a bad feeling about Grasso. The same thing that happened to the UK is happening again. the UK got BTFO then their girl Calderwood got btfo too

>>77492348
Nah I don't self insert like a loser

>>77492334
>over college age
>hair and clothes like that

>>77492351

Did the official graphics have the Mexican flag for him? That's what I find most persuasive honestly.

what the fuck kind of haircut is todd grisham wearing?

Fight Companion tonight?

>>77492356

The difference is people legitimately expected Calderwood to win.

>>77492365
that's the "Fuck my shit up senpai" if im not mistaken

>>77492355
Faltan los buenos

>>77492306
damn
>>77492329
and florida is cuba, and minnesota, wyoming, north dakota, alaska and montana are canada

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>>77492354

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>>77492371
nobody smart thought so

>>77492334
Is
>coral springs
on vacation in Ireland?

>>77492370
No. There will be one for 215 though.

Anyone else legit a bit bored of the Maygregor bollocks
Didn't think I would be but it's a bit much

>>77492384
lol except for the gun laws

>>77492354
most women have shit hygiene m8

i want a brown(white) gf

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>>77492354
stop this

>>77492350
And yet none of those things make him Mexican

Will boxing fags on /sp/ be irrevocably BTFO if Connor KOs Mayweather? Should boxing discussion be banned if it's proven to be a fraud sport?

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>beaners can only win against chilean cancer ridden manlets

>>77492354
>>77492385
Kek

This is my entrance theme for when I start my ufc career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH6WgNe5HZ8

>>77491531
>Implying Kish would even see 20% of that money

>>77492400
That's not true.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXbRph9HoeL/

what's wrong with little pettis?

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>kill or be killed is what ive always said
-gooby

This is a replay btw you goofs

>>77492404
ah budday

>>77492391
No but Brenny Schaub is

>>77492397
The hype was ruined by the shitty press conference style

MEXICO BTFO

>>77492245
thats actually really cool

>>77492421
they're both ugly midgets

>>77492430
Is Briscoe Schwepps a good fighter?

I bet Rindaldi will win by Von Flute choke

mini brock couldn't even see it

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHITE BELT SHIT

WHY

WHY DOES ANYONE HOLD ON TO A GUILLOTINE IN SIDE CONTROL???!?!

>>77492427
Im still going to yell heem tappy

HEEM TAPPY

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>getting shoulder choked from sidecontrol

What a scrub

How do you tap to that lol

God damn Herrera's tap was noticed late. Scary.

>>77492432
the ticket prices are fucking ridiculous, and $100 for a shit fight is stupid too, a great MMA PPV is $60

>>77491720
So you'd prefer him to be the 12594th Assassin? His name is funny, it's good

>>77492457
That was high level jitz, you woulda tapped too my dude

How come this fight isn't on the UFC site?

DOS A CERO
O
S

A

C
E
R
O

>>77492457
Because it can choke you out

My coach is very good at it.

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>he wouldnt even touch me with a full camp

>>77492457
It's a very strong submission if the person being submitted is dumb enough to keep their arm around the head like that. It seemed like Herrera got his arm caught against the cage and couldn't let go.

>>77492460
Ref didn't expect him to tap

Great so now 40 minute until the next fight

why is there a child in the octagon??

why do people hate wmma so much? just don't watch it. go talk to your girlfriend for 15 minutes and then come back

Is this fucking guy on coke?

Oh they're replaying the FP fight. Now I get it. Thought all the streams were fucking up simultaneously.

fucking heathen doesn't even know his scripture. he will burn in hell for all eternity

>>77492480
6 minutes

>>77492480
No there's one more fight
this was a replay to pad time

Mexis getting BLEACHED tonight