NEW YORK YANKEES @ CLEVELAND INDIANS

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Chase Headley (S) 1B
3. Aaron Judge (R) RF
4. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
5. Gary Sanchez (R) DH
6. Jacoby Ellsbury (L) CF
7. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
8. Ronald Torreyes (R) 2B
9. Austin Romine (R) C

>second day in a row with no TribeOP
I wanted to know their uniforms...

CLEVELAND

1. Francisco Lindor (S) SS
2. Brandon Guyer (R) RF
3. Michael Brantley (L) LF
4. Jose Ramirez (S) 2B
5. Edwin Encarnacion (R) DH
6. Carlos Santana (S) 1B
7. Austin Jackson (R) CF
8. Yan Gomes (R) C
9. Giovanny Urshela (R) 3B

>>77490022
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Can't believe we have 2 threads for this game. Is this the Al Dukes/Eddie produced thread?

>>77490022
he started a thread and no one responded

>>77490055
I was about a minute late.

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T H I C K

>>77490132
>she's fat

Why is this game not on YES?

who were the Tinkle Twins? I believe Mattingly was one of them. The Yanks were in KC and were caught pissing in an alley behind a bar in Westport and were known as the Tinkle Twins after that. This was in the mid-80s.

Any Yanks fan remember who the other one was?

>>77490142
It is

Girardi looks like he aged another 5 years these past couple months

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>>77490187
I usually post this when pitching meltdowns happens but let me get it out of the way

who will hit the meme HR for the Yanks today? Any bets?

Remember last season when the Yankees got shutout in 3 consecutive games? They look worse now.

>>77490205
Torreyes

>>77490201
Looks a lot worse now

>>77490201
How does an italian stay so pale in the summer?

and we're underway at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario.

good contact

Are the Yankees just victims of injuries? They could very a top-tier team if they all the pieces are working, but it always seem either the pitching is suspect, the bats are quiet, or in the last few games, the defense is awful. Is there more to it or is that it?

>>77490373
Victims of their overrated bullpen

>>77490373
>They could very a top-tier team if they all the pieces are working

wut

didi is elite

>>77490373
The injuries haven't helped at all, but they also aren't helping themselves by playing like absolute horseshit. They have the worst difference between their actual record and their pythagorean record in the league.

Didi is _______.

Danys feeling sorry for the Yanks.

>>77490392
see>>77490408

>>77490418
Tell him thanks for us

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Injuns desu

Danny pls

>>77490446
Don't worry, there are 9 innings for the Yankees to blow this.

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>>77490373
They're just an unlucky team

Dubs decides how he fucks this RISP up.

>>77490454
Have you posted her before?

>>77490401
>They have the worst difference between their actual record and their pythagorean record in the league.
The Indians are 2nd in this as well

>>77490479

I would doubt it. He seems like the sort of guy who keeps serious track of the girls he posts here.

>>77490514
He's at it again!

>>77490552

What are you talking about?

>>77490608
YOU!!!!!!

>>77490479
It's been a while since Paula was posted. I stopped posting girls since I've been multitasking as I watch the game, but I'll continue rest of the series since it pisses off that artist

>>77490608
Are u the Autist from last game

>>77490628
You should untrip and do it on mobile so you wont get banned if he tells on you

>>77490632

I have no idea who you're talking about

Plot twist: the Yankees didn't give up a run in the 1st!

>The Yankees got a hit with RISP
>They didn't make ANY errors in the first inning
What the fuck am I watching right now? This isn't what I paid to watch.

Anyone here play Beat The Streak? You see that guy on the leaderboards got to 51 and then chose Bruce Hopper and he went 0-4?

>>77490632
>>77490628
>>77490626
>>77490552

That guy is living in your heads rent free

>>77490685
My dad plays that game, and has been trying to get me into it. I haven't had a chance though

I thought Frazier would be better than this

>>77490628
>but I'll continue rest of the series since it pisses off that artist

Who is this angry artist?

>>77490716
Van Gogh. Read that dudes life story and you'd be angry, too.

>>77490747
Wasn't Van Gogh just insane?

>>77490792
Everyone's a little insane

>>77490792

Hey you didn't post a picture. Get back to it.

That most definitely wasn't gone

>>77490792
I'd say. Who would fall in love with a prostitute and take her kids in?

>>77490841
A Red Sox fan

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Thank you based Slamtana

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>headley batting second

Is this the binders revenge for taking Holliday out?

>>77490949
I want to have "sex" with her, if you catch my subtleties.

>>77490955
>her

>It's an Aaron Judge swings at pitches too high episode.

>>77490949
Is that a fucking vagina in her armpit?

>>77491008
I don't get why hitters always swing at the high fastball, it's like moths to a flame

>Swing at pitches out of the zone
>doesn't swing at a pitch right down the fucking middle
What the fuck is wrong with Judge? He's done this at least once every game.

I can't wait until we see Judge finally get pissed enough to start throwing shit in the dugout

What the fuck is so enticing about high fastballs to this fucking faggots? Even when I was in little league, I knew not to swing at that shit.

>>77491048
He's one of those christians. I doubt he'll do that

At least Judge still has his defense

>>77491094
Yeah but I guarantee he's never been in a slump like this his whole career from hs through AAA

>>77490955
>>77491019
>>77490949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJY0HlHWi5

>>77491019

I really do wonder what sort of response you expect from this. You're not serious, obviously but are you expecting somebody to read this and laugh? I'm continually amazed how dull you people are.

>>77491129
he real talk tho would u fuck a girl arm?

>>77491118
He would actually start off slumping every time he was promoted in the organization

>>77491124
Get a life dude... Jesus Christ

>>77491118
I know for a fact you were here last season, so I'm wondering how you typed this without even thinking about how shit he was then

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>>77491124
>The kid's mom yelling at him in the background

>>77491124
>The tears at the end
kek

>>77491124

You actually took the time to record that in an effort to make fun of the "artist" and everybody just thinks your retarded. There's a swing and a miss.

>>77491118
He literally batted .179 last season in 25 games.

>>77491205
I have 2 more strikes before I'm out, buddy.

>>77491189
That was a small sample though, it seems like he's getting frustrated

>>77491205
>>77491160
Do you people not realize you can post the links of pre-recorded vocaroos? There's about a 1% chance he actually recorded that

>>77491214
You think Judge will have a mini-chimpout?

>>77491205
Wow, just wow. It wasn't him. You're legitimately on the spectrum aren't you?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vinMuyr8Fq

>>77491218

So you recorded that earlier today? Have you been thinking of me all this time? It doesn't even make sense because I never got angry or said people shouldn't post pictures, I just asked why they posted them and everybody sperged out.

>>77491238
Are you the jealous roastie from last season?

>>77491238
There are no girls on the internet.
But of course, when one does come on, she's an attention whore.

>>77491224
Idk, you're right that he probably doesn't have it in him and it would hurt his image if he started smashing shit with his bat in the dugout

>>77491228

I didn't say it was the artist. What are you talking about?

>>77491249
>the city of your reading comprehension

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>>77491238
>mfw the Meredith poster has been a girl this whole time

>>77491238
Say LEGENDARY and Big Toe and I'll believe this is you

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$153 million dollar pinch runner with the strikeout

>>77491238
Pathetic that you got your mom to do that for you.

>leave this tie game to me

>>77491269

This is a serious question. Can you tell the difference between a question and a statement? Do you know what the purpose of each is?

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>>77491238
>She didn't clap after the "Lets Go Yankees!" chant

>>77491238
Doesn't even sound like she's from the NY area

Why do batters always take the first strike despite it being such a good pitch to hit? It bothers the fuck out of me.

>>77491304
Dude, read the fucking post again. Where did I say that I recorded it?

>>77491313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJY0HlHWi5

>>77491313
Just ask her to pronounce coffee and you'll know right away.

>>77491325

I didn't say you recorded it. I asked if you recorded it. I'm being serious in asking if you know what a question is.

>>77491313
>implying that Yankees fans are restricted to the NY area

>>77491334
>Anthony, what the hell?

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>>77491306

>>77491313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XdOPllLawz

>>77491357
>My name is actually Anthony, but I didn't mean to post that

I'll be logging off for the week

Just DFA Holliday already. Its sad but it has to be done.

I'm the artist who's been talking about girls pictures since yesterday. I think I'm going to become a Yankees fan because I need a reason to keep following your gamethreads. Picking on you retards is too much fun.

>>77491370
You sound like you could lose like 20 pounds. What size do you wear?>

>>77491370
Sit on my face

>>77491370
>Rochester

>>77491375
Half the yankees fans here are either named anthony, michael, or john

>>77491313
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQU8QKZgYL

>>77491378
You'll just get ignored like Panama proxyfag

Fun thread...

>>77491339
You said "So you recorded that earlier today? Have you been thinking of me all this time?" The way you phrased it sounded like you were questioning my intentions as to why I recorded it. If you wanted to ask if I recorded it, the proper sentence would've been "Did you record that?"

This is what happens when you continually post porno. Now we have some hooker attention whore spamming vocaroo links.

>>77491401

t.Jesus or Jose

>>77491435
She should post her roastie on /soc/ and send us the crossthread link (please)

>>77491370
Holy shit there actually is a woman here

>>77491430

So you misunderstood. That's all you need to say.

>>77491443
Remember when that Red Sox fan crosslinked his dick pic in one of our threads?

>>77491449
You bout to get it? ;p

>>77491435
>girls wearing clothes
>porno

Are you 12?

>>77491454
If it was brown and 6.5 inches long, that was me.

>>77491452
You didn't help with how you phrased the question. You really need to work on that if you want people to properly understand what you're saying.

>>77491439
I have an italian first name

>>77491456
No I'm getting a hotel tonight

>>77491457

A lack of clothes is not a necessary condition for a picture to be considered pornographic.

>>77491465
I didn't fucking measure it you faggot.

>>77491479
Giuseppe?
Mario?
Calogero?

>>77491483
>Conditions I deem fair

>>77491478

I don't condescend to retards.

>>77491238
is that kagney linn karter?

>>77491479
Vincenzo, Carmine, Santino?

>>77491487
It's a little shy of 6.5, but girls can't measure... so whatever

>>77491500

Who are you quoting?

>>77491514
>Carmine

Either that or Giovanni

>>77491520
Everyone in this thread

>>77491522
Giovanni is a boss name.

>its another yankees make 5.0+ era pitcher look like cy young game

>>77491483
>conditions I deem fair

I have the most unique name in this thread, and it isn't even close.

>>77491540
Faggy?

>>77491522
No I half my family was named gio, carmine nino or tomasso though

>>77491540

You're probably a nigger

>>77491549
Are Italians white?

>>77491540
Assfuckerino?

Best thread in a while. It's like were all hanging out at a sports bar or something and I actually have friends to watch the game with!

QUIT SWINGING AT HIGH FASTBALLS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>>77491556
I'm pretty white I guess. Get mistaken for latino a lot though. There were some sicilians I grew up with that were darker than most africans

>>77491573

That's what half these losers actually think of the place

>>77491573
You must be fun at parties

>>77491587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBxPFLq__g

>>77491588
>>77491573
>D-don't have fun when yo post on here

>>77491606

Yeah that's definitely what was being said in those replies.

Am I the only Indians fan in this thread, or is the autist on Indians fan too?

>>77491435
>>77491449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhoVzpRyfq

>>77491632
Bauer is posting on his phone when he can sneak it.

>>77491635
Hey girl, what do you think of Meredith and are you the Meredith poster?

>>77491632
Autist is an Indians fan.

>>77491635

No matter how much you try you'll never find a replacement for the daddy that never loved you.

>>77491652
Sorry about him. We're not all that bad.

>>77491658
I'll be her daddy

>>77491658
Daddy Greinke is all of our daddy

>>77491669

Yeah that's every man will say to her. None of them will mean it though.

>>77491635
You're trying to hard now honey

>>77491659
Yeah I'm aware. You guys are tolerable in the generals. Have no idea where he came from. Its like he just started posting here.

>>77491697
ROASTIES BTFO

>>77491635
Becky lemme smash

>>77491697
*too
>>77491659
Cleveland seems like a cool town though, guys like that don't seem like they would be tolerated

WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU SWINGING AT

>>77491702

I've been posting here for years. I don't know why you guys got so triggered over me simply asking why that one guy posts those pictures. You guys got so angry I couldn't help but have fun with it and keep pushing it.

What went wrong with judge

>>77491764
Black

Why the fuck is it that when guys are struggling, they'll take the pitch right down the middle and swing at absolute garbage?

>>77491786
They're shook

>>77491753
No answer was satisfactory for you though. Some people just do that shit because they want to. The same reason weeb ass White Sox and Phillies fans post anime constantly. Now shut the fuck up. You make us look bad.

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>>77491649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B74861SizS

>>77491820
Who's better. Meredith or Christen?

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Watch the $153 million pinch runner gidp here

>>77491801

Of course no answer was good enough considering how angry and irrational people got to begin with. I'll milk that cow for as long as possible.

>>77491820
You sound like Wendy the Retard

>>77491853
>I'll milk that cow for as long as possible.
Don't talk about Meredith like that

>>77491820
Hey bae, whats your snapchat?

>>77491820
Who is thiccer, you or Meredith?

>>77491820
You wasted?

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>>77491848
Called it

>>77491905
I fucking hate Ellsbury

>>77491848
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yet another GIDP. Yankees can't do shit with RISP

Ellsbury is the worst free agent of the past 20 years. Carl Pavano doesn't even sniff Ellsbury's shit.

Someone call Mikey on Monday and refer to Chief Wahoo as the $153 Million Dollar pinch runner

>>77491931
I think you'll piss him off more by referring to him as Chief Wahoo.

>>77491931
>Call Mike
>WFAN What do you want to talk to Mike about?
>I want to talk about the rise of eSports and how the Street Fighter broadcast got double the viewers Yankees @ Red Sox got on Sunday night
>Nah, thats alright

What did I do wrong?

>Taking Montgomery out now when the bullpen is overworked
the binder has gone too far.

>>77491905

Do you jack off to these pictures when your not watching baseball? Be honest.

>>77491632
I'm here too

I wish I could take Joe's binder and throw it into an active volcano

>>77491966
Fucking Monz. Call up al Dukes instead, he's autistic like us.

>>77491978
Think he uses it as a pillow when he sleeps?

>>77491966
Bring up eSports

>D-Rob learned how to throw a cutter from the great Mariano Rivera
>Is still shit
What exactly did he mean by this?

Would you rather have:
>Mariano Rivera in his prime
>Dellin Betances
Think long and hard about this one. There's a correct answer.

Who the fuck does Hernandez think he is?

>>77491986
I think he takes it everywhere with him. Even to the bathroom.

WEW ELLSBURY DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN PINCH RUNNING

>>77492018
Dellin. Dellin strikes out WAY morebatters

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What's worse, paying Ellsbury $21 million for this or paying Arod $30 million for not playing

>>77492044
Ellsbury. At least A-Rod doesn't hurt the team.

>>77492018
Your mom

>>77491978
>>77491986
>>77492033
>Someone finally steals it
>They open it, only to reveal Joe's massive collection of Meredith pictures

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>>77492043
Dellin's slurve breaks more than Mariano's cutter too

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>>77492053

>>77492043
>>77492058
>muh stuff
>muh strikeouts
Imagine being this wrong about a decision. I hope you like your bases loaded walks.

>>77492053
Probably more Jeter pics

>>77492053
>he was the thiccposter all along

>>77492058
Is that Grimes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY

>>77492053
I feel like Joe is more of a Christen fan than a Meredith fan

>>77492044
Elisbury.

ARod at least brings publicity for the team.

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Wait a sekkin, why is Montgomery out of the game?

>>77492053
>It's actually 1000 pictures of his head photoshopped on Jorge Posadas body

>>77492071
No, I do have a Grimes folder though

>>77492078
The binder works in mysterious ways.

>>77492074
Who's into Susan?

>>77492078
Joe's binder pulled him from the game
>>77492080
LOL

>didi almost busting lindors ankles
good on him

I didn't realize D-Rob could do such an impressive Dellin Betances impression.

>>77492088
Do you have a Tori Kelly folder, too?

>>77492097
You should've known from whitesox fans telling us this

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>>77492097
A Dellin impression in

>0-2 count
>walk batter
>wild pitch
>walk batter
>hbp by curve on the foot
>strikeout
>strikeout
>ground ball

>The only reason this game is tied is because of the Judge's defense.

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>>77492095
I hope Salazar slips with his control on a fastball high and inside.

Dellin Betances has a better career ERA than Mariano

>>77492145
>ERA
>Through 3 full seasons

What a shit call.

you think angel is giving salazar better calls because he's a fellow spic?

>>77492201
This is exactly what is happening. Torreyes will get decent calls, just watch

>>77492201
>sp*c

Don't say that, we have people of Hispanic origin on this board

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He joins us
>>77492201
He called a ball in the dirt a strike against Guyer.

Do you guys think Austin Romine like romaine lettuce?

>>77492261
Yes, but only when he's tossing salads.

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>giving the ball to a kid

Why do people do this? When I was a kid I had to fight for the ball with the adults

>>77492261
I wonder if his favorite city is austin texas

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>>77492276

>>77492276
Not giving balls to kids is like denying the holocaust and slavery.

>Robertson out for a second inning
The binder may have gone a little too far in a few places.

>>77492347
The binder plays the long game

Headley would've made the barehand, but over thrown the ball.

What was that ice cream commercial?

HEADLEY

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HEADLEY HATERS BTFO

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HEADLEY JUST DID SOMETHING

FUCC

hey asshole on /mlb/ ?? you remember saying this shit? and to not question your yankee fandom??
>>77489039
>>77489039

HEADLEY?@?@@??@?@?

Who do you think will win AL MVP and ROTY now that Judge is ded?

How will Headley haters ever recover?

>>77492517
Apparently Headley

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>>77492517
Among rookies

Aaron Judge: +5.8 WAR
Bradley Zimmer: +2.1 WAR
Ben Gamel: +2.1 WAR
Jordan Montgomery: +2.0 WAR
Trey Mancini: +1.5 WAR

>>77492507
Mea Culpa
Mea Culp
Mea Maxima Culpa

>>77492533
Probably Zimmer then

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>>77492554
One of the arguments writers had last year about Fulmer over Sanchez was Sanchez didn't play a full season. Wouldn't surprise me if they reverse their logic this year

>>77492517
the guy who bought judge's 160k jersey also bought his ROTY, chill

Who blows the game?

>>77492517
Judge will be ROTY no matter what. Altuve will probably be MVP though.

Kek, that kid bugging his dad

>>77492584
Remember when everyone was blowing Ben Nintendo before this season about how he would be the RotY? I think that's why Red Sux fans are so obsessed with Judge.

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>1 run in 7 innings

why are we so shit, lads?

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>>77492608
I remember during the all-star game they talked more about Judge than any of their players

Inb4 Dellin blows it

>>77492628
>future of baseball

>>77492632
We've seen this episode too much.

>>77492637
Paula?

>>77492608
Hopefully you didnt just alert them and they come in to shit the thread up

>>77492666
>implying it isn't already shit
It would be like infecting a cancer patient with AIDS at this point

Where did that girl go?

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>>77492632
Betances haters need to gtfo

>>77492687
still here, but all the talking is keeping me from scoring the game

>>77492687
I'm still here ^_^

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>>77492701
>She scores the game

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Dellin putting Mariano to shame in that inning.

>>77492701
>but all the talking is keeping me from scoring the game
>scoring the game at home
This is some advanced autism.

>>77492701
>keeping score

Why do people do this?

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Dellin looking fucking FILTHY

>>77492735
And only after two months of being absolute shit!

>>77492728
Autism

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>nick goofy
>anthony swarzak
>blake parker

Why are all our trash relievers going to other teams and becoming good?

>>77492757
Kay keeps score during the game

>Goody is shit with the Yankees
>Give him up to the Indians for nothing
>Now he's good
I hate this episode

>>77492627
It's clearly the catcher's fault, if the Indians had a hitting catcher they would have scored at least 5 runs by now

It seems like every former Yankee reliever is doing really well this year

>>77492776
That should tell you everything you need to know about keeping score during the game

Sanchez needs to work on defense and plate discipline this offseason. He could be so much better than he's been playing.

He's like Severino last season, except less extreme.

Why are they chasing pitches so far out of the zone? Are they frustrated or something?

>>77492776
He lost his virginity in his 50's

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>>77492826
>He's like Severino last season, except less extreme.

He can't throw a change up?

>>77492836
His wife is decent, I'm not going to lie I'd smash

>>77492836
I'm pretty sure he's had sex just once in his life and that was to produce his kid if it's even his

>>77492837
No, phenomenal his rookie season, but shitty the next season.

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Why is Sanchez practicing his Ozzy impression?

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>>77492840
Can you imagine Kay's fat sweaty body lumbering over her? He probably yells See Ya! after he comes, which only takes 10 seconds

I don't understand how a homer with a big head like Kay could get such a sexy ass wife

>>77492852
sev was up and down in his rookie year

>>77492865
$eems quite fi$hy to me. I don't know how he i$ doing that, either

>>77492863
Then brings ken in to finish her off
>>77492865
no prenup

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>>77492865

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>>77492863
>He probably yells See Ya! after he comes,

>>77492863
He probably thinks about Dellin's K/9

>>77492863
She screams "OH MIKE", but she's thinking of the sports pope as she cums

Does Francesa have a sexy ass wife too? Or is he worse than Kay in that aspect as well?

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>>77492904

>>77492904
She's QT but at Mike's level I'd say.

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>>77492912
People can't tell Chaz Bono from Francesa

>>77492912
Why the fuck are his fingers so stumpy?

>>77492912
is that a black chick wtf. didn't know francesa gets down like THAT

>>77492912
Yo..... ha ha hold up please tell me this is photoshopped. Deadass bro if it's not I'm dead rn

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>>77492934
>>77492932
>>77492930
It's a transgendered """"man""""

>>77492934
It is

>>77492953
You could've just told me it was Jonah Hill faggot

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>Chapmeme

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>chapman is back in cleveland

You think he has an nightmares?

>>77492963
That's clearly Rosie O'Donnell

>>77492975
I've never used a lawnmower. Seems like it would be fun for the first few times

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>>77492976
Oh man, I don't even want to think about that right now

how come lebron isn't at this game?? or any indian game this season? I thought he was an indian fan??? he showed up at the world series did he?

>>77492994
It gets annoying. I just pay the Mexican kids down the block 30 bucks to mow it every 2 weeks. They do a really good job.