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>AC Milan are considering a shock move for former Chelsea and Manchester United striker Radamel Falcao, 31. (Sky Sport Italia, in Italian)

Midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia, 26, a target for Liverpool and Tottenham, has asked to leave Inter Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport, in Italian)

>Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, who has been linked with a move to Liverpool and Chelsea, has been backed in his £60m stand-off with Saints by Netherlands boss Dick Advocaat. (Mirror)

Manchester City are hopeful of resolving conflict with 17-year-old winger Jadon Sancho despite the teenager refusing to train after he was left out of the squad for last month's US tour. (Daily Mail)

>Everton could produce a club record deal of £50m for midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, as renewed contract talks have started with Swansea. (The Times)

Leicester City midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27, is ready to tell the club he wants to join Premier League champions Chelsea. (Mirror)

>Watford are lining up a move for Liverpool defender Alberto Moreno, 25, after the club rejected an £11m bid from Napoli earlier this summer. (Liverpool Echo)

>de gay

Spurs are going to win the league

>>77488781
Maybe the Europa League lmfaoooooooo

BoltTFO

>>77488781
Maybe the League Cup lmfaoooooooo

>>77488781
Nope.

1. City
2. United
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Spurs
6. Everton
7. Arsenal

>>77488781
maybe the premier league roooofflllllll

>>77488814
>poop
>winning

Hello lads how are you?

>>77487264
BBC comments.

>>77488731
> Real Madrid, Manchester United, Barcelona and Arsenal
>and Arsenal

kek

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>>77488763
interesting post

Chelsea signings when?

BLADES ARE BACK LADS

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customers on suicide watch

terry did barely anything today

still, had a better debut against >us than rio ferdinand did

>>77488933
What do you want him to do?

Bolt in football fucking when

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>they said Ashley will give Rafa £100m to spend
>only signed literally whos

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Don't you even think about it you little motherfucker.

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>>77489234

>Arse-ly willingly gives wheelbarrows full of cash to shithead blaggers like McClaren
>finally gets a good manager in
>cucks him in January and again in the summer

>>77489220
be utter shit

if you couldn't guess from the post, I'm a hull fan

>Everton will make a bid to sign Danny Welbeck if they can’t do a deal for Olivier Giroud, according to The Daily Mirror.

>Gabriel Agbonlahor is still playing football

my oh my

>>77489234
Big money move for a striker plz ashley

>>77489371
wtf is this ?

Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and Barcelona want to sign Monaco's 21-year-old France winger Thomas Lemar. (Sunday Mirror)

>Everton will move for Arsenal striker Danny Welbeck, 26, if they cannot persuade his French team-mate Olivier Giroud, 30, to leave the Emirates. (Sunday People)

Real Madrid have assured Wales midfielder Gareth Bale, 28, he is "the future of the club", in a move that will disappoint Manchester United. (Guardian)

>Chelsea still hope to beat Liverpool to the signature of Southampton's 26-year-old Dutch defender Virgil van Dijk. (Evening Standard)

But Juventus manager Massimiliano Allegri has told Chelsea they have "no chance" of signing Brazilian left-back Alex Sandro, 26. (ESPN FC)

>Swansea City must pay £13m if they want to re-sign striker Wilfried Bony from Manchester City. (Sunday Mirror)

Borussia Dortmund manager Peter Bosz says he is not worried about losing France forward Ousmane Dembele, 20. (Metro)

>Barcelona want Nice's Ivory Coast midfielder Jean-Michael Seri, 26, who is also being pursued by Arsenal. (Mundo Deportivo via Metro)

Liverpool have been dealt a huge blow in their pursuit of 27-year-old Rennes midfielder Benjamin Andre. (Express)

>Newcastle are targeting West Ham goalkeeper Adrian, 30, to bolster their goalkeeping options. (Sky Sports)

Stoke City are closing in on Cameroon forward Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, 28, who is a free agent after leaving German club Schalke. (Sentinel)

>West Bromwich Albion will not sell Belgian winger Nacer Chadli, 28, to Swansea City, despite strong interest from the Welsh club. (Express & Star)

Baggies boss Tony Pulis is set to offer Everton's Gareth Barry, 36, a two-year deal to replace Darren Fletcher, who moved to Stoke this summer. (Daily Mail)

>Manchester United's Uruguay defender Guillermo Varela, 24, is set to re-join Penarol four years after leaving to move to Old Trafford. (Manchester Evening News)

>>77489467
giroud is comically too good for everton what a retarded rumour

Premier League newcomers Brighton want a forward and a goalkeeper before the transfer window closes. (The Argus)

>Aston Villa's French defender Jordan Amavi, 25, is wanted by Marseille on loan with a view to a permanent move. (Birmingham Mail)

Everton's 19-year-old forward Ademola Lookman is wanted by Derby County on loan. (Daily Mail)

>Bolton manager Phil Parkinson is close to signing a new contract with the Championship club. Parkinson, 49, has been in charge since June 2016. (Bolton News)

Switzerland defender Johan Djourou's move to Sheffield Wednesday has collapsed despite the former Arsenal player passing a medical. (Sheffield Star)

>Southampton manager Mauricio Pellegrino has played down suggestions that Saints are about to complete a £16m deal for Juventus midfielder Mario Lemina, 23. (Daily Echo)

>>77489613
>Switzerland defender Johan Djourou's move to Sheffield Wednesday has collapsed despite the former Arsenal player passing a medical. (Sheffield Star)
That's like the third move that's collapsed in this window for him. The fuck does he keep doing?

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Who would you sign lads?

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>>77489234
and to think at the end of last season he publicly stated that there would be a "blank cheque" for rafa

I don't know why we expected anything different

>>77489637
must have a cunt agent

>>96

>>77489588
Autism

>>77489691
From the looks of it, he's the only relevant client his agent has.

>>77489646
far right

>>77489588
They are trying to become Manure.

Fiorentina are reportedly lining up a €10m bid for out-of-favour Paris Saint-Germain forward Jese Rodriguez.

>Fiorentina and Milan have both been given hope for Anderlecht midfielder Leandro Dendoncker as his agent claims he “wants a new challenge”.

Borussia Dortmund have suggested that Emre Mor is close to joining Inter. “Selling one or two players can be a good thing…”

Thread is slow. What's everyone doing tonight?

>cousin sent me the kiss with heart emoji
>havent seen her in 15 years

wat do /trans/

How much does poop earn per annum? I know it's betwixt Jannys salary and nermans

>>77489967
Nothing, it doesn't mean anything

>>77489967
search for incest porn and have a wanky thinking of her

>>77489967
I just got one from a girl I'm just friends with and another one from my sister.

It means nothing la

>>77489974
>Guardiola will earn a reported £21m-a-year

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>>77490011
>£57,534 a day
>£2,397 an hour
>£40 a minute

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>>77490011
Hold on.

Are you serious?

>>77489944
Wanking

>>77490037
Saw another report that was £15.3m. But that still makes him the highest payed manager

For the non Brits, do your clubs ever get linked with English players?

E..ever?

I wish more of ours would go abroad

>>77489995
Why is incest porn such a big thing nowadays? I feel like half of pornhub is either step-something porn or full blown pretend-incest
>>77490099
Vitesse gets English Chelsea loanees every once in a while. Apart from you had Giovanni Core last year at Torino

>>77490037
>please like my pictures

So Obama doesn't like his pictures, huh? No wonder he's leaving.

another marseille player burglarized, the state of that city lmao

>>77490099
Why would they? England pays exorbitant wages to average English players
Calvert-Lewin has played ~10 premier league games and is on 40 grand a week

Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the championship

>>77489588
a great jojo reference

>>77490099
no, the last english player who came to ligue 1 was probably Joe "English Messi" Cole 6 years ago

>>77490099
Not that I watch allsvenskan but

Calum Angus – GAIS – 2009-2012
Hakeem Araba – Falkenbergs FF – 2015-
James Keene – GAIS, IF Elfsborg, Djurgårdens IF, Halmstads BK – 2006-
John Wilkinson – AIK – 1978-1979
Kenny Pavey – AIK, Östers IF – 2006-
Lloyd Saxton – GIF Sundsvall – 2015-

Only one I can remember that's 'famous' is Peter Crouch 2000 IFK Hässleholm (loan) apps 8 goals (3)

and then there been some managers like Roy

>>77490214
>forgetting monsieur barton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkUMFk4yTo

>>77488762
Monaco has to stop selling eventually, no way Falcao goes.

>>77490163
>1 game

>>77490214
shit, I almost forgot the greatest english philosopher Joey Barton

>>77489371
Really, guys. Wtf is this?

>>77490272
Retardation

unironically watching big brother

there's a thicc american hambeast with an ass the size of a zorb

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>>77490163
Not so fast...

>>77490323
Post pic

>>77489967
Send her dick picks and tell her to come over.

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>>77490163
tfw its >our year

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>>77490588

Why are Liverpool fans (?) demanding Klopp to buy more players?

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>>77490272
its like you guys never read jojo

>>77490824
>weebshit

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>>77490749
>
>>77490795
Literally no defense

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>>77490749
>tfw expected t h i c c but got fat

I thought you were being ironic with 'hambeast'

>>77490824
JoJo is for normalfags.

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>>77490879
>>77490866
it's like a thicc girl ate lard and kept her thicc proportions

also
>Derek Acorah
>that tubby eastenders lad who was on Extras
>some old slag with weird eyes that i recognise
>that deluded indian cunt from the apprentice
>someone from hollyoaks
>geordie slag probably from geordie shore
>posh twat probably from made in chelsea
>load of american slags and literal whos

just had sex lads

>>77490999
trips dont lie

>>77490999
Scratch your dick, the pussy smell is glorious lad

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can I get a webm of this sequence? around the 4min mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKGmwuSF43I

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>>77491036
not the best quality tho

>>77490999

did she have a big penis?

>>77491176
lel, thanks

>>77491176
>that GOAT positioning

>>77490999
did you put your penis inside of her?

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>>77490999
good for you

i'm pulling it off to this tart on super casino again

if the enemy came close to me
oh i'd probably start to sneeze

>>77491546
What if the enemy came all over you?

Checkmate!

Any news on the Gareth Bale to Chelsea situation?

hey /trans/ i just accidentally masturbated to a cartoon is this going to become a problem?

>>77492295
You are now gay leaf

>>77492295
kys leaf

What are the lineups for tomorrow gonna be?

>>77491176
J U S T

Chelsea still have plenty of shopping to do. But knowing Chelsea they'll hold it off until the end of the transfer window.

>>77489597
>Real Madrid have assured Wales midfielder Gareth Bale, 28, he is "the future of the club", in a move that will disappoint Manchester United. (Guardian)
How butthurt Real over De gea transfer? their harassment to manure literally endless.

not sure how much longer to give this "life" thing, caballeros.
i've blown most of my chances for noteworthy success.
i'm left with a mundane existence at best.

>>77491176

>thought it was a league 2 match
>look at the top left as it loops

Definitely spuds year, definitely.

>>77490999
first time I had sexings was with a 5/10 fat slag but even then it cured in an instant whatever worries I tried ended.

>>77489234
JUST

>>77492295
Weebs are not allowed in /trans/. Please leave.

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>>77489646

Babs. My team could do with two big ones up front.

Hyaahahaha

So are the Blades going to be the Championship meme team this season?

>>77492040
Not in a billion years are we getting that cunt

>we

>>77488731
>>77488731
Bale to Manure in exchange for De Gea ain't that bad of a deal 2bh.

>>77497616
Like clockwork

>>77489262
How fucked is Liverpool without him?

If Chelsea doesn't win today, it'll be simply the latest failure in a constant stream of simple "trophies" thrown away.

>>77498344
Do you think (we) will win?

>>77498360
Based on Conte track record, I assume he'll take it seriously so Chelsea should win it.

Surely spurs are going to buy a right back now that trippier is ded?

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>United have been away too long, they're in for a shock!
>Championship has changed a lot!
>Billy can't cut it in this league!
>Not spent nearly enough money!
>Can't rely on league one and two signings!
>Carlos had a dream la it's our year!
>United will go down!

TopKEK

>>77498393
they'll just get another walker clone from the youth team

>>77498395
>can't rely on league one and two signings
surely people don't say this anymore, I mean look at Bournemouth and their players that have been there since league one/two that consistently start and perform to a decent level
good to see da blades doing well too

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>>77488830
I'm alive, how are you?

>>77489371
Really makes you think

why the fuck are we always linked to fucking Bale

He is 28 years old and is injury prone why the fuck would any team splurge 90m+ on him?

If we're splurging on any right winger it should be Dembele from Dortmund

Ed make it happen

>>77498594
"linked to" doesn't necessarily mean "trying to sign"

Spurs are going to win the league

>>77498624
The Europa League mayhaps

...wake up!

>>77498395
>1 game

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what british company does she work for? probably starts with OAR

Is Kyle Walker related to Kyle Walker-Peters?

Is Kieran Trippier related to Kieran Lee?

Is Fabrice Muamba related to Marc-Vivien Foe?

Is Paul Dickov related to Wayne Rooney?

Is Dele Alli related to Alli Rae

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spurs transfer any day now la

>>77498734
>they sign another dembele
>not the one from dortmund or celtic

>>77498420
they say it all the time.
>huddersfield are certain relegation fodder.
>no premier league experience
>>77498395
finish above massive for us lads

please respond >>77498697

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>>77498733
>Allie Rae
Shame she only does work of the dark variety now

>>77498733
mmm prime alli rae's

>>77498743
>now
She been retired

Oh hang on. I was thinking of Ashyln Rae. Blondes are disgusting.

>>77498748
Mixed feelings desu

>>77498697
source?

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>>77498755
>Blondes are disgusting.

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>>77498778
yuck dude. brunettes or kys.

>>77498741
Dunno m8 nothing comes to mind
Could be a club jersey of some sort
Maybe rowing?

>>77488762
Why is klopp such a cuck? Its better spreding out the good players than hoarding them like madrid/barca

>>77498844
why does everyone have a bigger dick than me?

>>77498844
Because oars are used for rowing
Could be called Oars rowing club or something like that
I don't really now desu

What are some good headphones for /trap/?

>>77492040
Just bullshit rumors desu. He's off to /mls/ next summer.

>>77498948
so oars is another word for paddles. got it

makes sense as in a row boat she has to follow orders too, the submissive slut

bonus points if the guy shes sucking is her coach

>>77498956
go to technology

>no decent football till 4pm
honestly they should just obliterate the scottish league.
it's absolute shite

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>>77490370
This.

>>77498976
>makes sense as in a row boat she has to follow orders too, the submissive slut
Wew lad, sort yourself out

Liverpool

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Barcelona are preparing to make a bid for England and Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli, 21, after selling Neymar for £200m. (Sunday Express)

>Alli's Spurs team-mate Eric Dier, 23, has attracted interest from Bayern Munich and the Bundesliga champions are ready to make a £50m offer for the England midfielder. (Sun on Sunday)

Inter are reported to have offered €30.5m to Sampdoria for striker Patrik Schick, but only if his cardiac issue has been resolved after a Juventus transfer collapsed.

>Milan dropped more hints they’re trying to bring back Zlatan Ibrahimovic by refusing to rule out “negotiating for other Mino Raiola clients.”

Torino are reviving their interest in Celta Vigo and Sweden striker John Guidetti, asking to take him on loan with option to buy.

>Serie A side Fiorentina are reportedly preparing a €10m bid for Paris Saint-Germain outcast Jese Rodriguez.

Valencia boss Marcelino has confirmed his interest in defensive trio Jeison Murillo, Gabriel Paulista and Ivan Marcano.

>Olympique Marseille are ready to make an offer for Inter outcast Stevan Jovetic, according to L’Equipe

Juventus are raising their offer for Keita Balde Diao to €20m plus €5m in bonuses, but Lazio are determined to hold out for €30m.

>Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang admits he was tempted by China, but has effectively given up on Milan. “I’ll stay here at Borussia Dortmund.”

Ivan Perisic is reportedly close to agreeing a new contract with Inter, who will offer him €6m a season.

>Montpellier have confirmed that Ryad Boudebouz will undergo a medical with Real Betis but insist “certain details” still need to be agreed.

Barcelona have reportedly agreed terms with Borussia Dortmund and France winger Ousmane Dembele. According to L’Equipe, there is “a total agreement” between Barca and Dembele’s camp over “a long-term contract”.

>Nice could complete the signing of Wesley Sneijder today, according to Nice-Matin.

Bernardo Silva has expressed a wish to see Kylian Mbappe join him at Manchester City.

>Paul Clement says "nothing has changed" regarding the on-going transfer saga of Gylfi Sigurdsson, who remains a summer target for Everton and Leicester City.

Manchester United and Chelsea are considering making moves for Barcelona midfielder Sergi Roberto, according to Spanish publication Don Balon.

>Leeds head coach Thomas Christiansen expects Chris Wood to stay at the club this summer.

>>77499020
>>77499031
where are the liverpool rumours?

>the only new Spurs rumour is them losing MORE players

HOWLING LADS!

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/894023958797877248

>American bandwagoners

>>77499041
coutinho to barca
happy?

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>>77498795
I like 'em all

>>77499046
>Americans

>>77499020
>alli to barca
KEK. Imagine a black English lad's Spanish basic skills.

SIGURDSSON TO EVERTON CONFIRMED: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40839772

>>77499266
Rooney is going to play striker now? Or he's moving on a bench?

>>77499122
imagine barca spedning all their neymar money and then some on one player

Juventus are zeroing in on Valencia defenders Joao Cancelo and Ezequiel Garay, with Tomas Rincon in exchange, but face competition from Inter.

>Roma are fielding several Premier League offers for William Vainqueur, who returned from a Marseille loan spell.

Serie A side Inter Milan have rejected a proposal from Marseille for attacker Stevan Jovetic, according to L’Équipe.
Their number one target, Olivier Giroud, remains inaccessible for the moment, and despite making steps for AC Milan’s Carlos Bacca, they also have a shortlist of three other players that include: Moussa Dembélé (Celtic), Wilfried Bony (Manchester City) and Vincent Janssen (Tottenham).

>Emre Mor is set to undergo a medical with Inter Milan on Tuesday, according to Bild. Mor’s agent has confirmed the rumours, whilst the Borussia Dortmund player is set to sign a five-year deal with the Italian club.

>>77499323
>Ezequiel Garay
Can I get a quick rundown on this lad?

>>77499330
dutch league tier defender

Why are >we so dead? There's even the prestigious Community Shield on soon.

>>77499417
Everyone has gone to the match, what are you doing here?

>>77499031
>Barcelona have reportedly agreed terms with Borussia Dortmund and France winger Ousmane Dembele. According to L’Equipe, there is “a total agreement” between Barca and Dembele’s camp over “a long-term contract”.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Dembouz/status/894146059605299200

>Sunderland's Jeremain Lens has completed his move to Besiktas. The midfielder made 24 appearances after joining in 2015.

Krystian Bielik’s move to Eintracht Frankfurt breaks down

>Despite Eintracht Frankfurt’s best efforts, Krystian Bielik’s loan move to the Bundesliga club has broken down following a disagreement in the contract, per Polish journalist, Tomasz Cwiakala.

>The Arsenal defender had expected to join Eintracht on a two-year loan deal, with the Gunners having the option to recall, should they wish to do so.

>Despite Eintracht sporting director Fredi Bobic flying out to London, the two parties were unable to come to an agreement.

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>>77499456
Not a Dortmund fan but fuck off, Barca!

>>77499431
I wasn't invited!

>>77490163

/our team/

>>77499494
hmm

Watching Naked Attraction lads. Better than I thought it'd be.

>>77499494
>this flag
>this post
write your own jokes

>>77499517
imagine a woman walking in on you and seeing your shrinkage

one of my ex's once said to me upon seeing my dick for the first that "oh i reckon you're a grower"... who the fuck says that. luckily i am a grower.

Everton have spent £150 million this window

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hMmm

>>77499718
>arsenal counting youth
>chellsea only counting a couple

>>77499718
is the community shield the english super cup?

>>77499756
yes

>>77499756
Is the super cup the league winners vs the cup winners?

>>77499776
Yes

>>77499756
>>77499776
Yes

>>77499718
>if you experience any racist, anti-Semitic, Islamophobic, homophobic or transphobic incident at the match please report it to the Police or a Steward

>>77499784
Football ground is the place for fun.

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>When your club hasn't signed anyone yet but at least they haven't overspent on an average pace babby like Lacazette

>>77499718
>Campbell not got a number

>>77498594
>it should be Dembele
Why? Because the media is hyping him up because Barca need a new attacker? 90 million on someone who will GOAT it up for 2/30 games is better than a mediroce player for 40.

>>77499701
If you spend more than £100 million, you expect to be challenging for the league.

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>>77499784
THIS CAN'T BE REAL LIFE

>>77499819
he was 28. i think he has a long-term injury which is the only reason he hasn't been binned right now

>>77499718

>Random youth player picking number 69

I bet he's a riot at parties.

>>77499701
83m. They've made 90m from sales though.

>>77499816
>When your club is so irrelevant all they can do is talk about the more successful forward thinking club

Really made me think.

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>ozil and ramsey already out with injuries
amazing

>>77499784
>>77499851
>I'm so retarded I can't think of good banter that doesn't resort to being a cunt
You do realise that message literally exists because you cunts couldn't keep your mouth shut for fucking years? This is what you've caused. Made your bed, lie in it.

>With Leicester City still not convinced by a €35m offer for Riyad Mahrez, Roma are reportedly making the same bid to Real Madrid for Lucas Vazquez.

isn't vazquez you know not that good?

>>77499886
These messages exist because English football is a corporate whore and any controversy affects sponsorships and marketability.

>>77499825
>is better than a mediroce player for 40.
>implying Dembele is mediocre
>implying you'd get him for 40m

>>77499872

>5th

Back to your containment thread please.

>>77499877
No they're not.

>[,,]but Francis Coquelin (ankle), Gabriel (knee) and Jack Wilshere (leg) will miss out because of injury.

They're just shit.

>>77499915
>W-w-e finished a-above you for f-first time in 20 y-years
>Oh. That's nice. At least you got a trophy like we did!
>W-we don't g-get a trophy for that.
>Oh. That's a shame. Anyway, gotta go prepare for a Community Shield match! Those trophies don't win themselves
>Y-yeah??? WELL YOU FINISHED 5TH LOL ECKS DEE

Do one, yid. Also, not an ArseCuck fan.

>>77499910
40 games I meant. Funny how Dembele has emerged as the future GOAT now that Barca are desperate for a new attacker in a weak market. Not artificial hype at all no sir.

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>>77499860

>>77499950
>Joe Willock
>black

We should've never given slaves English names. Imagine being an employer and seeing Joe Willock and inviting him in and this cunt shows up.

>>77499945
>arseblacks

>>77499633
What is it?

>>77499948
He was already highly regarded, the hype has just increased with Barca's alleged interest because everyone knows that they just got 220m

>>77499948
>implying 10 goals and 21 assists is mediocre for a 20 year old

>>77499773
>>77499782
thanks

>>77499776
yes

>>77499993
They're disgusting desu, but thinking Spurs are relevant is hilarious.

>>77500000

>tfw everyone thought das it mane and wijaldmm were back pick ups

and then they turned out to be quality

kloppo is clever with his pick ups i think this salah dude we got will pitch in for a few goals

also the new recruit sturridge should be decent heard he's been good on the training track

>>77499948
Which Dembele are we on about?

>no football till half four

fuck, what am I going to do for the next three hours

>>77500030
watch anime

>>77499886
where's the anglophobic bit mentioned? If I recall correctly, it's us who get blown up, and muslims who get called names.

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>Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Fabregas, Kante, Alonso; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro
Is Moorata a flop?

>>77500023
No idea what a 'back pick up' is but people have always rated Mané.

>>77500030
CS is on at 2

>>77500023
You've been pretending to be a Liverpool fan for awhile. I don't like it.

>>77500030
Motherwell Rangers in 15 minutes
Arsenal Chelsea in 45

>>77499980
>we
>slaves

>>77500027
Ousmane. Apparently scoring in a cup final, and assisting and scoring in a cup semi against Bayern doesn't count as goating it up for 2 or 3 matches.

>>77500049
That comes under racism, lad. If a Darkie calls you a cracker marshmallow head? Report him to the police, record their police number and if nothing happens, make a formal complaint about the officer.

>>77500054
meant to say bad pick up

>>77500060
I'm committed to the cause been 20+ years now

>>77500030
Read theory

>>77499877
>arseanal could compete with PSG at one point
>now this is their team
lol

>>77500051

Spanish Torres

>>77500051
>can't even start ahead batshit
lmao

>>77499877
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK 3ATB FUCKING CUNTS STOP IT FUCKING SHITTERS

>>77499945

And I'm not a Spurs fan...

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>>77500051
>No Morata destroying Arse
>No Hazard or Arse's two relevant players
Reminder to never look forward to anything.

>>77499945
>Community Shield
>Those trophies don't win themselves
Howling at this

>>77500065
White communites are guilty of slavery, stop the ignorance and entitlement

Arsenal are going to win and deludes themselves along with livercucks that they can compete for the title

>>77488731

I can't understand how you can unironically support a skinny bald black guy called Mohamed from Somalia as British.

>>77500235
Reminder Arsenal literally won a pre-season trophy despite another team winning all their matches

>>77499619
The only thing that show did was rekindle my love for blacked porn

>>77500246
>blacks, arabs and asians aren't

Shan't

>>77500267
Fucking loser mentality even corrupts their own trophy.

>>77500274
can't even get hard without seeing a pale petite girl getting dicked by some large nergo these days desu

>>77500295
Supporting Arsenal will do that to you

>>77499877
>3 at the back
>for the fucking community shield

Pathetic

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>Klopp has agreed on letting Coutinho leave to Barca

Quality mercato by Liverpoop, reigniting that 6th place rivalry with Everton.

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>>77500267
>Sevilla didn't even get to face Benshitca

>Barca to unveil Coutinho in 48 hours as Neymar deal nets Liverpool extra £18m
Based Metro reigniting the 48 hours meme

>>77500335
>We are not a selling club HEAVRY METALH FOOOOTBALLLLHHHH
>D-Disregard
Kek, livercucks

https://twitter.com/SherlinGovender/status/893887534652116992

>search klopp
>found this
>I-It's okay la he is passionate

>>77500335
When Klopp said he is not for sale. Not for sale.

>>77500477
What's wrong with that?

>>77500235
>howling at this
>howling
thanks for the chuckle

>>77500335
nice source

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>all this shitting on Arsecucks
Love it lads, keep it up. Who wants to raid their shitty general?

>>77500628
Exhaled and smiled at this post.

>It's a BT Sports pays shekels so proper hard working lads can't watch it for free
sick of this lads desu famalam whoa Black Betty famalam, whoa Black Betty famalam.

>>77499886
>Imagine being so retarded that you take offence at an imaginary offence.

Sadly this is what we're dealing with here

>>77500656
Livermongs should fuck off too

>>77496912
great post shinji

>>77500477

United fan here. Literally nothing wrong with that, we already know he's mental anyway.

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>>77500732
Fuck off, we're here and we're relevant. Literally only United, Liverpool and Chelsea should be allowed here. Anybody who hasn't won the European Cup in the modern era should fuck off. I guess Villa and Forest are OK too.

But you're JUST a salt Arsecuck getting what you deserve.

>>77500670
hehehe, thanks

>>77500335

I hate Liverslip as much as the next guy but I can't see them selling Cuntingho. They don't need the money and can't replace him with anyone as good.

>>77500785
You're not relevant and i don't support arseANAL you fucking idiot.

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>>77500857
Sure you don't, Arsecuck. We're relevant, you're not. Fuck off.

>>77500825
He isn't going anywhere, he's a Liverpool lad and he wants to win something not being a bench player for the 2nd best team in Spain.

>>77500882
Neither you or arse are relevant. Have fun scraping the europa league with them.

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>>77500907
HASHAhAhHAHAHAh. Fucking howling at your post lad. Who's won European cups? Us. So, again, United, Liverpool and Chelsea are the most literally relevant players. Stop being a prick cause you're salty, mate.

There should be a separate thread for '''''fans''''' of top 6 clubs and their incessant forced bitchfighting

>>77500882
Liverpool is just a Barca feeder team, they're twice the club desu

>>77500945
All in the past and your future will be devoid of any relevant trophy. Have fun picking up another league cup in 5 years.

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*carves retiredly*

>>77501006
Hahahahahaha. Now you're not even trying to be civil. You're just shitposting. Literally the definition. No explanation why, just your shit opinion backed up by nothing but your arse. Knob off, mate.

>>77501027
What shitposting? Liverpool will literally never win another relevant trophy again. The only explanition needed is your team sheet.

>>77501059
Not gonna reply to you any more, you're not even trying. The fact we're improving season after season proves this. Stop defending the worst club in the world, Arsecucksanal.

>>77501086
>The fact we're improving season after season proves this
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Stop defending the worst club in the world, Arsecucksanal.
Still larping on about arseanal. Even though i don't support them or even live with a hundred miles of them. Livercucks truly the most delusional fanbase. Good luck on fighting for fifth place with them, niggers and scouse are one in the same.

And a racist as well? I was wrong, you're not an Arsecuck fan, you're a Chelshit fan. Sorry, ''''fan''''. You know, lifelong since 2006?

>>77501027
>>77501086
Doing well at making Liverpool look even worse. Keep it up.

>>77501226
I don't give a shit what we look like, our history speaks for ourselves.

>Scousenigger still larping on about Londonnigs stay btfo stay pathetic.

i dont have enough onions for cooking tuna patties and meatballs

>>77501259
This has to be a falseflag

i wrote: i dont have enough onions for cooking tuna patties and meatballs

>>77501259
>our history speaks for ourselves
You should be more worried that you have no future.

>>77501339
Is your local gas station open and do they sell onions?

>>77500346
>You get a point for losing

What the fuck?

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>>77501434
>You should be more worried that you have no future.
>Literally just signed the future GOAT

>Antonio Conte admits there is little he can do if the Chelsea board decide to sell Eden Hazard. #CFC (Standard)
I think he's already resigned himself to having a very hard season.

>>77501505
Each goal scored gets you a point.

>>77501639
New to soccer here.

Is it true that Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City have won more Premier Leagues a
than Liverpool have?

>>77501692
Liverpool have 18, Blackburn 3 and Leicester only have 1

>>77501692
Yes, Liverpool have never won the League. Blackburn and Leicester have won it once each.

>>77501692
You see, Premier League in its current format had only started somewhere in the 90s. Before that it was like "English Championship" or something like that. So yeah, Liverpool has never actually won "Premier League".

>>77501692
>>77501744
>>77501775
>>77501786
But we've won dozens of league titles and other trophies, including 5 (FIVE) European Cups. There is no better team in England with more relevant trophies. Maybe, MAYBE, United.

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>>77501837
your posts are getting very stale now, you should try mixing it up a bit

>>77501882
Nothing stale about it, I'm passionate about my club and will school you retards because you won't stop shitposting. Shut up about Liverpool and I'll shut up.

>>77501775
>>77501786
Woah.

And my friend was trying to say they were a big club!

/i'll stick to supporting Chelsea and Manchester United I think.

>>77501692
This is correct

>>77501913
>Chelsea
>barely any titles
lel

Did anything significant change when the First Division became the Premier League or was it literally just the name and the money?

>>77501954
We've got 5 Premier Leagues to Liverpools 0.

>>77501980
Backpass rule came in to play and totally changed football.

>>77501980
back pass rule came in

>>77501983
As I said, barely any. Fuck Poo. Only United are relevant regarding titles.

>>77501998
Well they are my other team.

>>77502021
>other team
Vomiting right now, lad.

>>77501980
Backpass rule literally changed the entire way the game is played

>Arselel

>>77502127
It's literally a friendly, who cares? Also, Calle had just seen Dunkirk and twatted Mert.

>>77502144

>Getting this triggered over losing the McDonalds Shield

>>77501455
i considered the same but theres no chance they have onions

>>77502144
Cahill, sorry. So used to typing calle I typed it.

>>77502162
Is it called the McDonalds Shield now? Cringe. And no, not an Arsecuck, don't give a shit.

>>77502197
McDonalds League & The Cadburys Premier League, gotta get that yank audience

>>77502197

If you don't care then why post about it?

>The state of Arselel's defence

>>77502220
Telling you cunts that it's irrelevant.

>>77502246

Thanks /trans/ police chief. Please let me know which teams i'm allowed to mock.

>>77502029
>only supports one team

How boring lad.