I think Andrea Pirlo may be on suicide watch Why do European

Because the MLS is like the place where ungrateful sons leave their parents to die.

>taking a picture of a computer screen

Because they are basically in their 40's?

>>77486301
what you mean exposed toothpaste? the guy is far past his prime, don't be a retarded fuck

Pirlo only came to America so he can stand around during 80% of the match and get paid a fuckton for doing it

>>77486349
Would need a Quran to find a fitting punishment for such bullshit.

he got cucked by a finn

Why the fuck are Ameritards so obsessed with meaningless stats

>>77487524
I don't see how they are meaningless. Why do numbers scare you?

>>77488436
The stats are OK until the bottom.

"Supporters Shield Ranking"? The fuck is that?

>>77488436
Football is probably the only sport where most stats are completely meaningless though. There's only two stats anyone bothers looking at where footballers are concerned

>Appearances
>Goals

Everything else is irrelevant.

>>77486301
Fuck your stats. Football is art.

>>77488585
>not including ""Assists""
Based.

>>77488490
It's the "table." Supporters Shield is given to team with the most points.

>>77488436
Because maybe the loses are against 82s Brazil and Cruyffs Netherlands and the wins against today Liverpool.

>>77486597

that's what he's done all his career

>>77488734
His pass won a World Cup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgUb3S9Yjk

>>77488436
Because they rest Pirlo for tougher games due to his age. So the games he has missed are against easier opposition than those he has started.

Fucking hell Switzerland, this is why you're all shit.

>>77489192
>they rest Pirlo for tougher games due to his age
Confirmed doesn't follow MLS (not a surprise). He's a full on bench player now. They bring him out for depth, not for big games.

>>77488585
>that flag
>dismissive of mathematical realities regarding sports
YOU ARE A FUCKING MEME HAVE A DRINK YOU HUMO(U)RLESS TWAT

>>77486301
>Why do European "athletes" always get exposed in America?
the ones that settle in well and actually try hard don't
pirlo obviously doesn't give a shit. not sure I can blame him, although it's a little painful to watch

you should have realized by now that your league is where careers go to die

>>77486301 (OP)

soccer is way too complex fo you. Cruiff is turning in his grave.

>>77488734


man, there's a clear line: when you pass it, british humour isn't funny anymore. Pirlo had run for an average of 10-11 km per match, till he played for AC. Milan.

>>77488436

Because you have to use reason on the numbers. Not all opponents are the same, for instance.

IF Pirlo played all this match, you could have spoken more wise words about his performance. But absence is not necessarily influence, in soccer.

You see now? piece of chocolate that you are? Go eat chocolate and cheese with OP.

>>77489257
>Confirmed doesn't follow MLS (not a surprise)
Why is it a surprise? No one wants to watch your dogshit liberal millennial league where washed up euros get paid millions to do nothing other than kick dirt.

>>77486597
he's fulfilling his dream, then

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>>77488585
this is why the USA is the world's superpower and the UK is no longer the world's superpower.

>>77486349
This what the fuck

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>Some stats I've put together
>Excel spreadsheet
>that fucking format
>Shots for, Shots against
>Phone image
>"AmeriStats"

>>77493578
>Pirlo had run for an average of 10-11 km per match, till he played for AC. Milan.

But how many of that was sprints.

Just jogging around the whole match is not activity.

Pirlo is also a horrible defender, always has been.
And he also needed high workrate midfielders around him.
He excels at what he does, but he has always needed other players to cover up his weaknesses because he's too much of a specialist.

>>77486301
>one player is the reason to win or lose
>look at ma excells

>>77486301
because he's 96 years old you idiot

>>77486301
he's abput 38 you absolute fucking clown

fuck off

>>77486301
yeah, pirlo doesn't fit in that shit team, but he's the only reason i'd watch nycfc play. pirlo is soccer jesus.

>>77486301
>get exposed

He's literally 38 years old getting paid $4m a year, he couldn't give less of a fuck

>>77491444
>mathematical realities
I bet you are one of those faggots who thinks advanced NHL stats mean anything, when time and time again they get disproven and shown to be useful as an asshole on an elbow.

Advanced stats are the tools of autists and reddit-tier "intellectuals". I laugh at people like you all fucking day, armchair mathematicians watching me do the work.

>>77488757
PALA PAYADA

>>77488757
GOL DI GROSSO

>>77486301
He was already way past his prime in his last year at juve, it's no surprise

>>77486301
>autistic enough to put all those stats together
>doesn't know how to take a screenshot
Autism works in mysterious ways.

Do they still play on Yankee Stadium?

Why do Americans have such an obsession with stats? Are your sports really so boring you have to actually give a shit about this kind of thing instead of just enjoying the matches?

It's infecting even European football now too. Turning the beautiful game into some autistic numbers bullshit..

>>77497600

your anti-soccer autism is preventing you from understanding text, he said it >wasn't a surprise

>>77501212
yep

ny """""Derby"""""" tonight

>>77486349
smartphones make dumbpeople

>>77497600
Chill out, and read the post you're quoting a little more carefully.

>>77486301
You need to pair him with Pogba and Vidal, idiot

>>77486301
Pirlo has always been an overrated fairy.

>>77498417
Pirlo has always been a limited player this is known. He couldn't play as Trequartista because he's slow as fuck so Mazzone reinvented him in the Regista position

He can't play without bodyguards.

>>77502565
It infected European Football when Barca started jerking off over possession percentage back in the Pep era