Un-fucking-stoppable

saw the goal, it was truly heartwarming to see an american score on a team as stacked as bayern

JM's mind is not exactly on the game tbf he will be playing away to Watford in a week's time.

>>77485835
I sense envy. Vardy or Kaine will never be as great as Pulisic.

>>77485724
/sp/ has ruined my mind. I thought JM legitimately played for fucking Liverpool

>>77485724
Is that pic edited? what's wrong with his body

>>77485968
too much hormones in the milk

>they thought they could stop a god

silly yuros

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future looks bright my dudes

Can't wait for next world cup

>>77485724
Just wait until injuries completely destroy his career. Happens to all wonderkids who get as much game time as he does.

>>77486030
For you to lose in the Round of 16?

I saw the goal, and it was normal for what these americans call "soccer" (lol). As far as I'm concerned even if a meme like Mbappe was american he would get overhyped as much as this kid.

>>77486050
>7-1

>>77486063
I know this is bait, but are you trying to imply Mbappe isn't the most hyped youngster in the world or something?

>>77486085
>0 world cups

Americans are so fucking annoying, imagine if other countries start praising every single meme player that they have in American "sports". Thats how retarded you sound.

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>>77486063

You have no standing whatsoever to talk bad about our players, Chileno.

>>77486118

Please.

If Pulisic was instead named "Pulisinho", he would have been signed by PSG or Chelsea at age 17, become the most hyped player ever, only to end up at the Chinese Super League by age 26.

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>>77486157
>amerilard actually believes that their players are underrated

>>77486157
>america's greatest star in "soccer" is a 40-year-old guy playing in MLS
audible kek

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ITT: seething 3rd worlders

>>77486205
>Adu
Pulisic plays for an actual good team though.

>>77486363
Not the point, the amerishart implied that american players are somewhat underrated by the european market, even when american media constantly force all those fucking retards as star material.

>>77485724
he is gong to liverpool

>>77485724
Any American who leaves these shores to live an work somewhere else unless they work for the government is a fucking traitor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

>>77486384
>monkey
>talking shit on any developed nation

I wish I were more surprised by this behavior.

Christian "the pre-season pummeller" Pulisich

>>77486509
>amerishart implying that my point is based on how "developed" he is

You're the one bringing this to the conversation, retard.

>>77485724
>b-but he's overhyped!
lmao, rest of the world btfo

>>77486600
How can he be overhyped is literally no one but you hype him? He's shit.

>>77486592
>amerishart

I'm just going to assume that you are pretending to be retarded. Or maybe this is just another case of ESL silliness? Oh well. Enjoy getting buttautismed over American sports and athletes, like you sudamerica fucks always seem to love doing.

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>>77486611
>h-hes shit!
Jesus christ the tears are delicious. Although I probably shouldnt drink macaco tears because of zika.

>>77486633
>the country that only won one match against Brazil

You're really arrogant and delusional if you believe american team is going anywhere. But this is Internet, you can say whatever bullshit you want without people knowing how retarded you are.

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>>77486647
>americans

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oh come on, christian. you know you want to play here.

>>77486712
You live in metal shack with shit smeared on the walls

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>>77486812
>americans think brazil is detroit
LMAO

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>>77486978
holy fuck this image is amazing

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>>77486978
Hey, take that back! Detroit has some of the nicest houses in America.

>>77486740
No one cares about my little faggot sawker

>>77486978
Only thing I see here is Messi getting btfo

>>77486099
>0 world war wins

pulisic is unironically better than dembelel who will fuck off to barca anyways

>>77486978

>All those Countries in Green

Fucking Autism is high holy shit.

/barca/ jere


just watching the future star right now

>>77486978
I'm dissapointed of being brazilian, we totally prefer CR7 based on the fact that he is much more mediatic than le autistic midget, even tho Messi is 100x times better than him.

>>77487254
>the opinion of my country is my opinion
Just be yourself.

>proud of a soccer fairy
GTFO

>>77486978
>France is now part of the Portuguese Empire
NOUS FUMES

>>77486441
>who was christopher columbus
dumb faggot

>>77486244
I like Pulisic.

>Pulisgod denied another trophy because of Dirtcuck incompetence
Fuck this gay shitty club, it's time for Pulisgod to go to the Premier league or Barca.

>>77487975
Maybe Barca forgets about Dembele and goes after PuliGOD instead. Watch out Messi, you'll be riding the bench.

>>77486812
Why do Americans start talking about how poor others are when arguing about sports? Facts are facts regardless of who is delivering them.

>>77487178
The Brazilian Air Force fought in WWII using american planes

>>77485724

It could be a great year for him

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>>77488182
you mad?

>>77488728
No. I was just curious.

That soup stuff isn't something common. I've never seen that outside of 4chan.

>>77486099
They're all fixed Joao.

>>77486384
>even when american media constantly force all those fucking retards as star material.

the american media doesn't talk about soccer at all except around world cup time. your average american sports fan doesnt know who pulisic is

>>77487178
>Vietnam

>>77489215
>The Spanish Armada

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>>77489215
>USA lost the vietnam war

>>77486384
All the decent ones have a shot in Europe at some point.

Puli is actually a very decent player. With luck and hard work he can become the best American player ever.

>>77489215
Vietnam is a fine and prosperous country today because of what we did. Vietnam is better off than Myanmar, Cameroon, Laos, or any other country in the region. Because of us.

Don't mind me I just came to laugh at the Muricans.

>>77489037
Then why the fuck did I ever heard about Adu?

>>77489390
you care more about soccer news than americans so you'll see more news about soccer players than americans

>>77485724
Should Barca sign him now that they have cash?

>>77489390
>3rd worlder enjoys 3rd world sport
>1st world don't really care and have other 1st world sport to report

>3rd worlder is surprised by this
Dumb fucking tranny

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>>77490967
lol you are so mad right now

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>>77485724
>Pulišić
>American

>>77490967
How can it be a 3rd world sport when it was invented by England and the most watched leagues are in Europe? Do you think only the USA is a first world country?

>>77491004
damn guess since his name isn't chief morningwood he isn't American

>>77491004

when did croatia annex Pennsylvania?

>>77491113

>tfw Running Buffalo leads the US to the 2032 world cup win

Is this /bundles/?

>>77489336
yeah that agent orange sure did the trick huh?

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>>77491113
>>77491187
You can LARP all you want, but Kristijan Pulišić will always be Croatian

>>77491677
>you now realise americans brag about their huge cock
>when it is a croatian dildo
>and it's not even a good croatian dildo

>>77485724
ITT: we thank Germany for actually having a competent youth development system that trained Pulisic

Thank you Germany.

>>77491677
To be honest family, the le Kristijan Pulišić meme is pretty good.

>>77491004
>>77491677
classic small baller mentality
this is like serbs insisting that Tesla was serbian or Brazilians claiming they invented airplanes, or Croatians claiming their country is more than 30 years old

>>77491677
you mean the famous Borussia Dortmund Bulgarian football player Кpиcтиян Пyлeв?

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Who is better...Croatia's Kristijan Pulišić or America's brave Tommy Miller?

>>77491712


TY Germany

>>77491113
>chief morningwood

kek

>>77491816

he moves so awkward on the field. I blame the college system

>>77486441

So which great American football team should he play for? New York Red Bull or Toronto FC?

>>77492603
His hometown club, the Yankees of soccer...Bethlehem Steel FC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bethlehem_Steel_F.C._(1907%E2%80%9330)

>>77485724
javi is distracted by the liverpool rumors is all

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>>77491766

Or Hungarians insisting Transylvania is Hungarian

>inb4 le NAGY MAGYARORSZAG REEE

>>77494886
t.butthurt diaspora

>we will have the next Messi vs Ronaldo rivalry in Dembele and Pulisic once Dembele moves to Bayern and then to Halal followed by Pulisic moving to Barca

>>77486118
>implying Australians didn't shitpost for months about that ex rugby player in the NFL

Ahahaha stay deluded jungle monkey

>>77485724
>leave the nazis to me

>>77488777
Because if you walk outside of your shack you'll be shot, also
>777

>>77494886
it's actually German ;^)

>>77497951
nein