/rug/

*dabs into the correct thread*

Just got home after a /blues/ tier coke binge lads.

What did I miss?

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>sexism btfo
>lions btfo

good time to be a kiwi m8s

>>77483688
Loins flanker did an $BW by red carding himself and costing his team any chance of winning

fuck brazil

>>77483639

>>77481358
>>77481358
>>77481358

reposting my question to see if anyone else has experience. also wew lads, your general moves alot faster than /plg/

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>the brazilian still tries to make threads
kinda feel sorry for him lads

>>77483704

Noice. Is there a webbum of this heinous crime yet?

>>77483740
It's a funny meme. I like laughing at him

>>77483643
A boer is an uneducated savage who still walks around with socks and sandals or with no shoes whatsoever, irrespective of what the situation is.
Likes:
Brandy (especially Klipdrift), Farming, Fighting
Hates:
Blacks, the ANC

>>77483638
The Lions' fans are the most fairweather of any kind in the entire game. Prior to 2015 they were literally irrelevant, hell in the 2013 SR season they were replaced by the Kangz.
Radios the whole week have been promoting the game to try to fill the stadium for the game lel.

>Posting in one true thread
crusaders are eternal rulers of super rugby.

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What did they mean by this?

Even Zimposter was more active than Lions fans in that last thread.

>>77483769
travel meme

>>77483769
The "Crusaders are shit" meme is the best one on /rug/. This poomunity's extreme hatred of Super Rugby's most illustrious team has been clouding their expectations of them all year.

hope christchurch is rocked by a 7.2 tonight tbf

>>77483828

Excellent post

>>77483814

Terrible post

BTW this is a post, post rating from the original post rater. You're welcome.

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>>77483732
>Wearing braces as an adult

I did wear them when I was 15 or so, and I just had a special mouthguard made for me by the orthodontist to cater for it, so do that and you will be fine.

>mfw my mouthguard was even black and white in honour of the glorious Sharks

>>77483847
Sorry. Only ratings from fans of 8-time SR winning teams are acceptable here

About to go wake up the missus and rock her with a 7.2.

>>77483864

>Implying I'm not from Fendalton

Bold move my friendo.

63,000 crowd though, aussies and kiwis wish they could muster that

>>77483886
The Waratahs literally did in 2014

>>77483886

If only there was some way to measure crowd sizes compared to population...

>>77483886

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iLL57puZPM

Maybe not in union. But give the aussies some credit.

>>77483923
That's different. Soccer is the most popular sport in Australia. You can't really compare.

>>77483967
I believe in surveillance, followed by fusion between Brumbys and Rebeldes

I believe in surveillance, do YOU?

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>>77484005
>I don't believe in surveillance

All the filthy casuals who didn't stay up to watch this game shouldn't be allowed to attend the victory parade.

>>77484005
*burrrp* surveillance isn't real morty

>I believe in surveillance
Is Brautist an agent for the NSA lads?

Consider the possibility that huebro is just a badly programmed bot

>>77484065
I bet that's what that slimy spying cunt would like us to think

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>So Kieran, it's probably a relief beating a Lions team after losing the series 1-1 earlier in the year

>>77484118
Old news m8y

>>77483861
>>Wearing braces as an adult
its better than having mong teeth for the rest of my life t b h

thanks, mine will be from my ortho too. although I imagine getting hit by 15 year olds is a little different than being hit by 100kg+ lad in their 20s :^)

w-what do we do now the rugby has finished lads?

>>77486239
Wait for the tests to start.

how easy is it to start rugby? if I try to join the team at uni with no prior experience will they tell me to fuck off?

also is their much hope for someone whos decently strong/conditioned but doesnt have great hand eye coordination or team coordination?

>>77486299
>19th august
much closer than I thought for some reason

>>77486477
>how easy is it to start rugby
Pretty easy but some of the rules can be complex depending on your position

>if I try to join the team at uni with no prior experience will they tell me to fuck off
Course not but they might think you're retarded if you don't understand most of the rules

>also is their much hope for someone whos decently strong/conditioned but doesnt have great hand eye coordination or team coordination?
Well it's a team game and you have to trust defenders and work alongside attackers etc so in that regard you'd be fucked. However you could totally do fine just tackling hard and carrying if you're a forward

>>77483639
Does no one think Mo'unga jumped very late into Kwagga Smith and was the one who acted dangerously?

>>77486543
Im am retarded t b h. hopefully that awareness of the field your team mates is something I can pick up

is their an optimal height/weight to be? Im a 5'9 84 twinkmode PLer atm but Im willing to go up to 120+

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>>77486568
Nah
Havili was sweet.
Filthy Kwagaas

>>77486673
Just go and play mate
If you enjoy it you'll find a level you are comfortable with
Plenty of different levels of teams at uni as well
You'll probably get run over by people bigger than you a few times desu
But that's part of the game and you can learn to deal with it if you get some decent technique etc
Also uni teams especially round the first team can be pretty cunty
I always tended to have a lot more fun playing for the 3s and 4s

>>77486673
Height and weight should vary on your position and playstyle.

>>77486711
How can anyone argue with that cheesey grin?

How long till the based English prem starts again?
Had enough of this southern hemisphere shit

>>77486568
i think the rules need work

>>77487532
championship starts before then faam

>>77486239
muscular NPC on soon lad

Can I make comments on the game here while watching the replay and eating a big kiwi fry up breakfast?

Cheatsaders on paying the ref watch

>>77488817
Can Marshy Fuck off
>SA commentary
>fair saying positives and negatives equally of both teams 2bh great analysis
>Marshy
>slurping on Crusader cock only speaking to wank them off a bit and give his mouth a rest

me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy

>>77489685
Were you listening to the commentary at all? The saffer commentators weren't even bothering to hide their Lions dick-sucking biaz, while Marshy was at least giving fair insight on both teams. And you know that when bloody Marshy outshines the other commentators then they're shit.

>>77490075
You have that the other way around with the insight 2bh. Marshy didn't say anything positive about the lions or anything negative about the Crusaders the whole game. The SA commentary said positive and negative things about the Lions and positive things about the Crusaders. Yes the talked about any positive thing that happened for the Lions and talked it up but they did the same to a slightly lesser extent to the Crusaders too.
Even the "insight" Marshy gave was talking down about the Lions, he went on about how the Lions should sub their halfback because he is doing a terrible job and the sub may be an improvement.

>>77490270
Well the Lions were being dominated for most of the match. It's hard to give them a lot of praise when the score is 25-3
>Even the "insight" Marshy gave was talking down about the Lions, he went on about how the Lions should sub their halfback because he is doing a terrible job and the sub may be an improvement
He wasn't wrong either. As soon as Faf du Klerk came on, only then did the Loins take advantage of the Crusaders' fatigue.

>>77490358
The lions had many inspriring runs and promising plays is it wrong to talk them up? Not at all can't fault the SA lads for that. They talked positively about the Crusaders defence and attack and went on about their brakedown strength a lot. They talked about how the Lions team was struggling and not taking opportunities.
When the Crusaders defence failed and let the Lions dart over for a try not a single negative word was said. SA lads didn't want to talk down about the Crusaders and seem biased and Marshy has no bone in his body to identify wrong doing by the Crusaders. And not one word was said about the Crusaders scrum slowly getting worse and worse throughout the second half other than repeating what the ref said about stability. Those negative NZ comments are supposed to come from Marshy there he is supposed to step in and help out the SA lads.
And yes he was right about the halfback and the SA lads agreed with him 100%.

>>77486239
Try to survive playing beach rugby tournaments drunk. Only good thing in spanish rugby desu

The absolute state of Guy Williams lads, what a fucking faggot

https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/95362569/guy-williams-do-the-crusaders-have-kiwi-sports-worst-name

>But my momma didn't raise any sissy! (If "sissy" is a homophobic slur than I profusely apologise!) (OK I just googled it, it doesn't seem explicitly homophobic, but it's not great. Fortunately, google has provided some great "sissy" alternatives). My momma didn't raise no "milksop"! My momma didn't raise no "namby-pamby"! My momma didn't raise no "milquetoast"!

>stuff
Reading /pol/ would be more insightful

>>77491603
He single handedly makes Jono and Ben unwatchable.

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>>77491603

>>77491603
>Guy Williams
I've met him when he interviewed my friend Adam. He's a huge prick.

>>77491768
>BTFO by a Stuff commenter
Is there ANYTHING more embarrassing?

>>77491668
I highly doubt that

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*Breakdances around you*
Heh.. nice SR team you got there kid. Come back next year when you have moves as sweet as mine

>>77491912

>typing this out and thinking it was funny

The state of you lad.

>>77493988
>>77491668
Excellent posts.
>>77489865
Terrible post.

>>77494042
>Liking your own posts
Zero kinetic my friend

Scotland

is

better

than

Ezra

terrible thread

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>the final that killed /rug/

Well, at least the cunterbury casuals will be done now.

>>77497280
What makes you think that Canterbury is a casual region?

>Literally only 6 players in /bru/ bothered to choose for the final

Should I even bother making a /bru/ for TRC lads?

>>77497446
Because with poosaders success in the playoffs, suddenly there's half a dozen or more Canterbury posters, you casual fuck.

>>77497624
The RC bru is kind of pointless m8.
The mitre10 is enough.

>>77497624
not enough games for a good bru

same reason i was against the internationals/lions tour one

>>77497697
our games have been some of the most active on /rug/ though, along with chiefs games
>half a dozen or more posters
Not at all. Sounds like you just have something against Canterbury like the rest of /rug/

>>77497804
This kind of simpering faggotry is why we all hate you.

>>77497804
Nah, the most active threads are Chiefs > Blues > Hurricanes > Crusaders > Highlanders

>>77497818
Poosaders fans btfo by elite trurhies yet again

>>77497818
>Hurricanes
No. I'll give you blues though, but Canterbury has always had a large following in /rug/, it is hard to judge on an anonymous site though.

Watching Fuck that's delicious on Viceland and that fat black dude is wearing a Hurricanes Jersey in Morroco

Imagine never receiving any (you's) because everyone had filtered you out. Sad really.

Imagine pretending to filter somebody, but you actually read all of their posts

>>77497887
Action Bronson is obese so I trust his taste in food
His episode in NZ was ok, Al brown was on it iirc

>>77497887
Here's a (You).
Make it last.

>>77497905
>projecting

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If you haven't had your fair share of (You)s recently, just reply to this post and I'll send one your way.

>>77497996
I wanna visit NZ someday lad

>>77498035
fuck off we're full XD

>>77498035
Protip: give Christchurch a miss.

>>77498045
There's some nice stuff left, still got ages to go until it's a real city again

>>77497996

Can you get the bird on tinder that hasn't replied to my messafge to give me a (you) lad?

>>77498118
I'll see what I can do son.

>>77498059
Yeah I'd give it another 2000 years or so

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>>77498118
hayy this is the girl from Tinder just getting back to you with a (You)

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>>77497624
>these people are the true /heart/ of /rug/

>>77498222
I'm mildly offended tßh.

>>77498222
What about the brave souls tipping the Lions?

>>77498240
Ask >>77497624 apparently they don't exist

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>>77498258
Forgot the pic of the real dropkicks

>>77498264
There have been a dozen or more non-participants for months. Personally I'd boot them out if they don't pick.

Funny how the saffas run away crying immediately. True casuals of /rug/

*dougies*

There needed to be some of them there in order to run away in the first place.

>>77498275
I would boot repeat offenders but give a week's grace, sometimes life happens.

>>77498290
That's what i meant.

>>77498285
There was at least 3

*despertando*

>>77498613
UMA

Halfpenny was in France for 3 years and didn't bother learning any of the language.
>le moving to france for le culture meme

>>77498829
>french """""culture""""""
aka overrated food, chain smoking, hating Englishman, and generally being a cunt

>>77498853
Living in the "country" away from the niggers on the coast of France must be one of the ultimate comfy things in life.

Saw Dunkirk earlier

>>77498943
>movies shitspouter will never understand

>>77498967
ad hominem is not an argument

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>>77499034
>movies shitspouter will never understand

What is the welsh trying to imply lads

>>77498943
Earlier than what?

>>77499649

>>77499602
The present

>>77497251
Wasn't the best Tbh

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just took a full kinetic shit

>provincial competition same time as championship
What on earth did nz mean by this

>>77504870
To put your excedents to play and to keep fit.

>tfw no excedents

>>77504870
It's 2 tiers below national team level so both running along side each other have no impact on each other. You couldn't really run it along side Super Rugby without conflict and regional provincial games do run along side Super Rugby and can do so without conflict.
National team > Super Rugby team > National Provincial team > Regional Provincial team

>>77491912
>Upside down dabbing

So...this is the power of NZ rugby...woah

>>77508053
>National Provincial team
>Regional Provincial team
wut
Do you mean provincial and club?

>>77508565
No. There is 2 provincial comps, one internal of that province and one where other provinces play each other. Regional Provincial probably wasn't the best way to describe it but I hadn't had my coffee yet.

hope you lads are hyped for another flop rugby game
rugby 18 coming in october, you'll see all your favourite rugga stars like arriaga, arriaga II, barriaga, aruglia and pizzouza

>>77510374
What the fuck are you talking about mate?

>>77511214
Video games I think

>>77511549
Oh right. I bought rugby challenge, played it once, never played it again.

>>77510374
O'riaga was an overrated trash player

fucking fite me

>>77483639
oi cunts, I want to be a hooker at university next year
how heavy should I be aiming for? Currently 100kg

>>77513774
How tall are you?

>>77513852
6 foot, bit over maybe

>>77514048
100kgs is probably about right. You should only be putting on more weight than that if it is muscle mass.

>>77514048
Better hope your props are 7 foot

>>77514784
why lad, I thought 6 foot was an ok height for a hooker

>>77514811
It's ok as long as your props are bigger than you.

>Julian savea dropped from the all blacks squad

How many kg's will he put on before first game of next season? Can I get some action on an over/under 8kg?

> Lions make back to back grand finals, beating kiwis teams both years
> Lions still only get 7 players in 34 man Springbok squad

springboks selectors really are fucking idiots aren't they.

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Ouch this would sting. Where is he going next year once his NZ rugby contract is up? France?

>>77515184
Gotta include those kangs and cheetahs players silly goy- errr I mean boer

>>77515265
He's been in talks with Leicester.

Loving this pickle rick meme lads

>>77515633
*burrrrrrrrp*
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICK

Reddit and Morty.

>>77515883
reddit and *memey

>>77498281
Those are those fairweather Lions fans that crawled out of the woodwork when the Lions made the final.
If you think I would ever, ever be chased away by the likes of you, then perhaps your narrative needs some work, as the character you are trying to portray is mentally retarded.

>>77515903
You 2 fags should meet up and tongue-punch each others shitters already.

>>77515903
So you agree with me and then go on to insult me for no reason?

If you want my attention, feel free to start a conversation like a normal person. Pathetic really.

>>77515924
You're literally regurgitating what I said the hour after the Lions lost, where the 3 other Saffa's who started coming here literally never said a thing because their useless team got beaten again in the final.

Honestly, you are making it seem like the most plausible thing to do when I land at Auckland International is to just go and punch any Dunkin Donuts employee and pray that it's you

>>77515948
>when I land at Auckland International is to just go and punch any Dunkin Donuts employee and pray that it's you
WTF I love Saffas now????

>>77515265
hes cover when ben smith goes on sabbatical

>>77515948
Regurgitation is the first thing I would do if I see your fucked up face you ugly prawn.

You wouldn't have the ball to do that. You wont do nuthin. You're too scared that you'll get deported back to your shithole to hurt anybody here.

>>77515979
based GES

>>77515979
G£$u$

>>77515979
>You won't do anything
>You're too scared
>R..right?

You thinking of backing out now again huh?
Well you had best make sure that you get that resignation letter into them as soon as possible, I will be there in just over a month. So if you hand it in now, you will still have time to flee with your tail between your legs.

I imagine these two retards fighting would go about as well as Damian McKenzie trying to tackle Sekope Kepu

>>77484005
Surveillance is irrelevant to me mate, I'm full kinetic and potential.

>>77491710
Jono and Ben make Jono and Ben unwatchable.

>>77516050
Which flight are you on pussy?

Probably the flight from Africa in just over a month.

I bet he's not even getting a flight, he's stowing away in a cargo ship because hes too poor. And then going to the airport to impress shitspouter.

Frankly the smell would be terrible.

Does a record crowd deserve a spoiled contest?

Following Smith’s sending-off there were calls for red cards to be scrapped in favour of a player copping punishment after a match.

Nick Mallett made an interesting point in the SuperSport studio when suggested that a red-carded player should be replaced by another player after 10 minutes, ensuring teams do not play the majority of a match with 14 men.

A record crowd (62 000) flocked to Ellis Park on Saturday and those fans deserved a fair contest.

I stand by my view that Smith deserved his red card, but perhaps this rule change should be considered, especially for accidental red card offences - as was the case with Smith.

It could go a long way to ensuring fans' experience is likely not “spoiled”.

The literal state of South African "journalism".
Embarrassed, 2bh

>>77516401
reminder early red cards do ruin games

>>77516401
I do think a player should be able to return to the field when 10 minutes is up if they have been shown yellow. They should have a 10 minute countdown that starts when the player sits down. When it hits 00:00 the player should be allowed to run back on the field but he must come on the field from behind the hind most player on his team.

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>>77516390

>>77516509
>my hobbies are memes and sucking girthy dicks

>>77516555
10 minutes in the bin should be 10 minutes not 14:32

>>77516579
No it should stay 10 min minimum

>>77516579
>an 80 minute game should be 80 not 99:55

This is you. Complaining about injury time.

Why was Matt Todd not selected?

>>77516632
Put your trip on you cunt

Because he's not an All Blacks caliber player.

>>77516626
No it's not. I don't mind if a gamr goea longer than 80 but 10 minutes in the bin should be 10 minutes.

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>>77483959
I'll second that m8, high-kinetic soccer is the one true oz sport, how can cucked /afl/ even compete.

>>77516637
Just for (You).
>>77516649
Neither is Whofita and Yellow Card Squirre.

Did Gayrold put his trip on?

They play different positions, fuckwit.

>>77516690
Yes and now I have taken it off.

>>77516698
You're a literal faggot for my attention. Little queer.

Just resigned from the Greens lads, ama.

>>77516726
How does it feel to have more moral fibre than your leader?

>>77516726
What is it in you that makes you crave attention from anonymous strangers?

>>77516744
Ask yourself, fuckhead.

>>77516756
You seem upset.

>>77516814

No u.

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saints t bh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn-XdNr0PdE

>>77516814
>LE MAD XD

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>tigers
Signing Jonny May to replace Betham and JP Pietersen; not really adequate quality!

>>77516442
red cards come about from incredibly dangerous play in the majority of cases.

it's pretty fucking easy to avoid a red card offence.

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PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>77517108
Is it one big meme to like that show? Or do people genuinely like that garbage?

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>>77517212

>>77517212
The show itself is fine. It's fanbase are the fucking worst. To the extent that it put me off wanting to see the show for ages because the fambae was brony tier bullshit but for lads.

What type of PPG Wrightson perennial should I be sowing into the rugby turf come springtime lads?

>England players Manu Tuilagi and Denny Solomona have been sent home from a training camp over "team culture issues", says the Rugby Football Union.

lol literally back for one day and he's already being a cunt

*does sad funeral haka*

>>77517249
Same here m8, but the new season has been pretty good so far. Better than the second. Better enjoy the pickle Rick thing while you can before it gets ruined from overuse forever

>>77516955
Isn't Owen Williams leaving too?

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>The Next Lomu

>>77517373
NZ wingers have terrible shelf-life nowadays. He did well getting 50 caps Tbh

>>77517373
I don't see why anyone is giving him shit. New Zealand have always been a revolving door of outside backs.

The fact he played 54 tests as a big wing for NZ is impressive. He's won a world cup and a super rugby title. He's scored more tries than Lomu. There is nothing for him to prove.

>>77517379
im going to preemptively add Naholo to the list

>>77517401
based fijian magical witchcraft will keep him together to be frank

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>used to think he was fucking huge

>>77483639
Tuilagi and Solomona have been kicked off the England training camp for alcohol related issues

Classic tuilagi really

>>77517969
>whole year off injured
>decide to get drunk as fuck and make an ass of yourself as soon as you get back in the squad
top lad

>>77518180
Like it can't have been a few beers because eddies a good bloke when it comes to a more relaxed feel in the camp

Manu must have got lathered

kill jester

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Remember Simon Zebo? This is him now, feel old yet?

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COLLAPSE

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>nearly 404s overnight

bit warm today lads haha

>>77521418
When did she reveal that she was just another dishonest dole nigger?

>>77521476
few weeks ago i think

>>77521418
>leader corrupts the party
>MP's that unironically have some moral fibre jump the sinking ship
National solo majority incoming
>>77521476
Like 2 weeks ago towards the end if the week. When they announced their plan to give more dole cash while also removing all testing for dole receivers.

*dabs*

>>77520096
What is he doing with Will Smith?

>>77521418
Turei should fuck off and let Chloe Swarbrick be the new leader

>>77522614
Godly post

>>77522979
A Welsh of a post.

Would really like to stick my penis in Chloe Swarbricks vagina if you know what I mean to be frank and honest with you family

>>77523580
Stop talking in riddles mate.

Rugby lads.

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>>77523580

Yea, na.

NZ politics, outdated dance moves and crippling autism lads.

>>77525561
Do you want us to talk about the game of three halves or something? There's no rugby.

>>77525577
>things going on literally RIGHT NOW
>all black team manager testifies in bugging case
>will Genia has no team for next year, might go to rebels
>Wynne Gray announced his professional era ANZ team

#dabs #votesgreens

>>77525561
Feel free to contribute lad.

>>77525669
>all black team manager testifies in bugging case
We pretty much know what the AB's version of events are so this isn't really interesting or even not worthy 2bh. Really old news.
>will Genia has no team for next year, might go to rebels
Why no team? How the hell do you let your contract lapse? What an idiot 2bh.
>Wynne Gray announced his professional era ANZ team
This literally means nothing, it's not even really up for debate who the best players in each position are as there have been some GOATS in each position. I could probably pick his exact team right now without looking it up. At the end if the day it means nothing more than a stuff article about their players of the week. Cool you picked some rugby greats for a team that will never exist well done.

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>last real super rugby thread of 2017
>yay poosaders won here's an ultra-stale meme to celebrate.
Fuck lads.

>>77525916
I think I read a while back that Ali drunk water mixed with Viagra from a trophy (possibly the bledisloe) for the bants
What a madman

>>77526037
Auckland's elite lad.

>ywn go on a cocaine and Viagra-fuelled rampage in London with Ali Williams

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alright this banter was pretty decent

>>77526473
Loving how anally devastated they still are by the Blues.

Rugby.

>>77526490
>Losing to the sunwolves

>Auckland council who are literally in charge of the city and what happens in it say it isn't their responsibility to look after the people in their city
>it's a national government issue just like their transport issues
Why have Aucklanders not kicked out their cuck councilors that don't care about them or their city?

>>77526473

YWN have this level of PTSD caused single handedly by Carlos Spencer.

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Hahaha they're literally OBSESSED with AuckGODS.

>>77526473
>even in victory, cuntabrians are furious at Auckland
Kek fkn losers

>a couple of light hearted jokes about Auckland
>seething JAFAS out in force
kek
KEK
K E K

I still don't get how the blues aren't competitive for the top of the NZ group
They're good on paper, their backs are arguably better than the Crusaders.

>>77526965
You don't play rugby on paper lad.

on that keto diet yet lad?

>>77526965
Apparently they have had a shit culture in the squad for a long time, since the glory seeker years. Tana says that's what he has focused on changing (at least he did towards the end of last year when they had their little revival looking really strong going into the post season). They felt like they did better this year than last year so I guess they are on the right track but I haven't looked at the figures.

>>77526975
That was the point of my post, retard.

>>77526989
You get three points for going for the posts lad.

>>77527006
pathetic

So all the casuals must have gone given the shitty pace of this thread. Who's left? Report in.

>>77527016
The casuals are the ones who treat this like a shitposting general during the week

>>77527022
So you?

I'm trying to think of what /rug/ was like before the current crop of tripfags shitting it up. Remember blanktrip, the saffa from Perth? And the Japanese lad who we found out was just an Australian on holidays? And Seamus "Hong Kong" Wong?

>>77527044
Blankcuck was more NRL tbdesu
Australians used to have a much bigger presence on /rug/ though

>>77527044
Hong Kong was replaced by Singapoo.
Japanese poopeelian was replaced by hue.
Bkanktrip was replaced by seething shitspouter-obsessed saffa.

>>77527073
Hue was around in 2015 iirc
Israeli was barely a thing here
Finland is the goat foreign poster

>>77527077
I honestly don't know how people remember this stuff. I can barely remember what's happened in /rug/ this year.

>>77527077
Oh shit I forgot tobi who just liked to throw and catch the rugby ball.

>>77527083
He was a lad.

>>77527082
sounds like you arrived here this year then

>>77527086
Nah not true. Pretty predictable reply though.
I started making SR threads in 2014 or 15. Can't remember.

>>77527090
Pfft. Don't speak to me until you've been here for at least 2 world cups.

I usually do avoid speaking to you.

/bledisloe/ formerly /trc/ formerly /rwc/ formerly /rug/

>>77527093
>>77516744

Hmmmm

>>77527101
Mm. Ripped of /cric/ so probably /nrl/ regurg

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Rugby Union

>>77527105
hnru

>>77527108
Not very. Like I said.
Your everyone-is-a-newcunt gimmick is pretty uninspired and tiresome 2bh.

>>77527119
I don't have a gimmick though, calling others newfags is a pretty common meme when someone fails to understand something

/trc/ was a /rug/ meme to shitpost the northern hemisphere's abysmal performance in the world cup, it's bizarre how you would think this has anything to do with "regurgitated" (you always use this term btw) /cric/ and /nrl/
Why are you so obsessed with these two generals in particular? /rug/ is /rug/, simple as.

>>77527132
/blah blah/ formerly /blah blah/ is cric garbage and you know it you fuckwit

>>77527132
> fails to understand
No, it's just weak af that you'd remember something that shit so fondly.

>>77527141
no it isn't

Enjoy arguing with yourself

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what type of pizza is this

>>77527158
McCain's.

>>77527164
fucking disgusting
no wonder he's only 5'4

>>77527175
Zero nutrition.
Full kinetic.

the Brasileiro is unironically a good poster
he has more passion for rugger than 80% of this general

Hue nuthuggers report in

>>77527106
Yes.

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>>77527214
honestly prefer him to a lot of the seething autism around here.

>>77527301
I'm sure every time he gets btfo, you get btfo a little on the inside too

>>77527317
shut the fuck up you absolute embarrassment

>>77527329
woah touchy touchy
calm down dickhead

>>77527202
>>77527301
Certainly don't see you faggots supporting his abortion threads kek
Utterly spineless.

>>77527202
he doesn't even know how to spell the sport's name mate

>>77527339
thread wars are pretty autistic mate

>>77527346
Not as autistic as going on a nuthugging campaign over some favela fucktard who's not even here posting.

the only thing i dont like about hue is he makes his threads in Portuguese

>>77527363
Pretty much the whole point.
Awful gimmick.

>>77527355
I just said he's a decent poster, which is objectively far less austistic than the two cunts who throw hissy fits over who gets to be the OP (granted, hue often does this)

>>77527363
I thought it was an ok gimmick for the team names but the rest of it is a pain to translate

>>77527367
>the Brasileiro is unironically a good poster
>he has more passion for rugger than 80% of this general
nut
hugging
for
no
apparent
reason

>>77527374
I just made an off-hand comment because the thread was dead

*dabs down the rain forest*

>>77527317
You holding your breath and stamping your feet until one of your Pacific Islander brethren starts a new thread because you have an autism attack is hardly him getting btfo. The fact that he has made no changes to his posting just to spite you and get you worked up is his most endearing quality.

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>>77527394

>>77527394
I love the way you repeatedly use the word autism for things you don't like and project incessantly. It's your most endearing quality.

Everyone calm the fuck down.

Welcome to /rug/ when there's no more rugby.

really hate the poosaders lads.

Mike Delaney returns to the Steamers this season at the ripe age of 35.

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*dasb*

gas all kiwis

>>77527499
I would be down for the sweet release of death.

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>>77527535
me too lad, me too

>>77527499
Bit rude.

>Siwan Lillicrap

The absolute state of /rug/ is poothetic.

*logs into the 'chon*

hello I am here now

Kaino > Luatua > Taufua > Luke Whitelock > Shields > Squire > Ioane > Messam

>>77527923
squire is severely underrated m8
there's a reason he's picked to cover kaino

>>77527976
He tackles and runs the ball. He's the Michael Hooper of Blindsides.

>>77527923
Shields is seriously underrated. His work rate is astronomical in Super Rugby. I really felt like towards the end of the season he had deserved a black jersey. Really gutted he didn't get the call up, the man is a beast and really is big strong muscular and intelligent.

>Grant Fox on the plan for Damien McKenzie
>He'll go back to Waikato certainly for round one, and perhaps even for round two.
Hahahahaha they don't even want him in the fucking camp hahahahahah

>Poogby Poonion

literally POORIUS

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just applied for a new job lads

>>77527997
He gets those turnovers too. I'd like to see Shields 7, Savea 8 for the Hurricanes.

>>77527499
Very well may be the best post in this thread

>>77483639
When the kiwi posters can't argue with the Brits they have to resort to arguing with favela man and themselves

Typical but expected