Ancelotti Out Edition
Bayern vs Borussia
Start 20:30 CET
>preseason derbies
>Bayern - Dortmund
>Derby
Dubs and Pulisic dies on the field
>t. Not a chicano
>wasteing time watching football
>>77481955
oh shiet
>>77481954
>Weigl only doubtful
He won't be back until September. Also I could see Toprak starting over Sokratis.
>>77481955
>>77481955
fucking checked
>>77481932
come on, it's a super cup final, they will play on the top of their game
>>77481955
Croatia on suicide watch
>>77481954
>Rafinha
Would be funny, benching Kimmich despise the fact that Bayern said he will be the Lahm replacement
>Tolisso
lets see if he is as good as Bayern wants us to believe
>the state of Dortmunds midfield
lmao
>>77481970
>Also I could see Toprak starting over Sokratis.
Toprak is shit m8
Can't the season just start?
I wanna see RBL win everything and Höness getting a heart attack
>>77482326
Played better than Sokratis in preseason so far.
>expecting any CB to look good playing for Leverkusen
>>77481955
rude
>cup games
Not a piece of shit to give, son
>>77481978
>they'll play on top of their game in the super cup, the most plastic babby cup there is
What kind of world do you live in, m8?
>>77482709
Super cup is pretty intense tßh
>>77482733
Jeeeeez
It isn't.
The ultras all boycott, the teams always play like shit.
It's shit.
>>77481932
It's >le first Pflichtspiel of the season, though
>>77482760
Only dortmund fans boycot afaik. Cant really remember it all too well but the last few ones seemed to have the same intensity as bundes games. Maybe not bundes derbys but it wasnt preseason tier.
>>77482907
In my opinion it always feels like a mid season game between Wanne Eikel and Buxtehude.
denmark?
This derby blows borussia never wins it's a shitty team
>no broadcast in turdkey
feels bad man
>>77483454
Dortmund won the DFB Pokal semifinal against Bayern only a couple months ago.
>>77483488
And one of the league matches last season.
>>77483488
>>77483498
it was all tuchel
>>77483522
Klopp's statistic against them outside of cup finals wasn't all too bad either and he faced Heynckes' and Guardiola's Bayern, which were stronger than Ancelotti's.
is this /bundas/?
>>77483737
nope this is bundes
>>77481954
>no Kagawa
wrong
I have money on this game. Borussia better give their best effort, or I will have a few choices words for Pulisic when he returns to America.
Ulreich
Kimmich - Martinez - Hummels - Rafinha
Rudy - Tolisso - Vidal
Muller - Lewandowski - Ribery
this team looks shit
>>77484749
Bürki; Piszczek, Sokratis, Bartra, Zagadou; Sahin, Castro, Dahoud; Dembele, Aubameyang, Pulisic
How many goals will puligod score today, lads?
>>77484749
>Rafinha
>Vidal
>Ribery
What are the odds that at least one gets send off?
Let's go Dortmund. This game needs to start already.
>>77484790
only does assists this pre season
2 assists
>>77484817
>Bayern player getting sent off in a national game
Yeah sure
Ribery so far kicked, hit, slapped and spat at people with no repercussions
>>77484763
PuliGOD USA USA
>>77484830
How nice of you to ignore the times when he got sent off.
Remember when Müller actually did something that helped win a game?
>>77484884
Has he scored Vs Dortmund?
>>77484884
What happened to him? Some personal life issues or something?
>>77484903
He's a one trick pony and his trick isn't even good like LCIM so he got found out
>>77484917
What IS his trick though? His finishing used to be deadly, something is clearly wrong with him. At least he had a lot of assists last season.
>>77484937
investigating
>>77484937
it's "stand where nobody expects you to and then shoot"
maybe Pep's dogmatic footy killed him for good
>>77484860
2 reds in 10 years
>>77484749
>that lineup
rudy is so cute
>>77485026
Ich liebe beschissen Memes. Gebe mir welche, bitte.
>>77485026
kek
>>77484884
he actually was one of the best players of this pre-season
>>77485103
yeah, I remember all the nice goals he scored against Liverpool and Napoli and so on
hi /aleman/ here
So can i expect a good game heute?
despacito starts playing
>>77485144
well nobody scored in this games, and i didnt say that Müller is currently a match deciding factor, just stated that he was one of the best players in this pre season (which says a lot about the other players)
>>77485150
dont think so. its Not gegen Elend today, as we say in german
>tfw Bayern's reign will finally end this year
>tfw still at the birthday party
Let's hope I'll be able to watch the second half...
>Video assistant referee
nice hopefully we get some memes
What part of Bavaria are you from lads?
>>77485053
here my friend
>>77485253
>attending social gatherings
>>77485276
I am from Minga
zagadou what a nice german lad
>>77485276
Austria
>>77485286
Yeah, wasn't my choice. But some events you need to attend to not permanently injure potentially viable later relationships.
honest question, why germans name their sons philipp and not philip
>>77485315
what kind of relationships?
>>77485304
He's French though.
Jesus christ american commercials are blander than digested oatmeal.
thats a big trophy
yes, the stream is here:
streams.notahoneypot.me
>>77485371
Digested oatmeal wouldn't be very bland though. It wouldn't taste nice, but I doubt it would be bland
>>77485324
my second name is Philipp and I had to look up in my passport if it is with two ps or one at the end
>>77485385
Half digested oatmeal then. Like, oatmeal that's been left in your mouth about three minutes then promptly spat out before it reaches your belly.
>>77485324
because the original greek is philippos
>>77485373
You're a big trophy
>>77485400
That wouldn't be very bland either. Since it's high in carbohydrates the enzymes in your saliva would make it taste sweet after a few minutes in your mouth.
that manlet
>>77485350
Family
>implying I have friends
>>77485324
greekaboos
Stream anyone?
>lewdmark
>>77485426
I'm talking about how it looks, not how it tastes. Hate oatmeal anyway
>>77485438
Orf
may the new season begin
buyern_wins_lol.jpeg
>>77485438
http://www.ronaldo7.net/video/bundesliga-live/bundesliga-live-stream.html
Officially changed my team to Dortmund
>>77481917
>Spider cam
FOOTBALL IS FUCKIN BACK
>>77485444
if dortmund would stop drawing against mid table clubs it could be interesting but they always fuck up and concede cheap goals
>>77481932
>Derby
Nigger what?
>>77485433
was also at my family's today because I missed too many events lately
>booing ribery
i hate both team but god i hope he scores a triple against those cunts
>>77485443
they are showing a documentary about womyns soccer
>watching a meaningless soccer game instead of the athletics
Dembele just got 5M more expensive
>>77485497
I thought Super Cup isn't mickey mouse.
>>77485487
Dortmund fans are the worst. Fucking cunts all of them. Still remember when Robben raped the shit out of them in 2013. Dortmund is a cunt team.
>Götze has "back problems"
how long until they admit he's finished? it's obvious they are afraid he'll get exposed
>the famous german atmosphere
kek, this is as bad as an arsenal home game
>>77485499
Lel. His dribblings are amazing.
>>77485497
>le run very fast
>le jump really high
Those aren't sports.
>>77485519
back to aleppo ahmed
Didn't know hümmels played for the Bavarian giant's youth team
>>77485519
the ultras dont show right?
>>77485487
>defending ribery
neck yourself
>>77485517
is Noyer still injured?
>>77485533
feels like they boycott every second game these days
>Salihamidzic standing up
Fucking degenerate
Only the coach should be standing tb h
>>77485530
Moron
>>77485547
yes
Suggestion: every word should have an accent mark
>>77485552
Lol, suck a big cock, Turk
>>77485549
how do kanacks like dahoud maintain their hairstyle??
do they go to the berber every second day to get their sides trimmed to 2 or 3mms?
i dont get it
by the way bosz's meme tactics will be figured out by midseason
is müller still shit?
>>77485575
Suggestion declined
>>77485584
they are the berbers
>>77485581
H-how did you know?
Pep to Dortmund
>>77485588
Omg you Turds are so persistent
>>77485586
teams will just park the bus against them, its worked for years
>rudy plays for bayern
so I guess bayern has no interest in winning the champions league?
Linesman looks like Klaus Kinski
>>77485512
Depends who wins
>>77485616
Shut up. Don't ruin our nice ladmosphere
PuliGOAT!!!!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA V
>buyern
2018 season will be RED BULL LEIPZIG master race
Lineups and formations?
AMERIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PULIGOD
>>77485650
Lol ok turd
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PuliGOD
PULIGOAT
OLE BVB OLE BVB
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>vidal already seething
MESSI'S SUCCESOR
P U L I G O A T
Lel
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>Team scores
>Go West starts playing
USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
remember when bayern won the cl with martinez in midfield and then the played him as a shitty cb ever since
>WE WINNING WORLD CUP 2022
>bauern
Well pressed by Dembele desu
PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
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wew, that was egoistical
would've been a simple tap in for obama
>>77485723
yes
that is what he does best
>Pulisic
Best thing to come out of Croatia since Nikola Tesla
Pulligoat
Reminder to buy shares Monday before dembélé is sold
>>77485723
White privilege, KEK!
ANCELOTTI OUT
>people still doubt puligod
>>77485740
would you rather have him or dybala for the next 10 years?
>>77485740
That was fast.
>>77485748
Nice shilling
Poolisick to Barca when
>>77485739
Does this mean American heritage is real and I am german? Nice!
>>77485708
In der Tasche lä.
>>77485739
Born and raised in penn m8
>>77485754
pulisic ez
>Ancelotti slowly destroying Bayern
>Dortmund will have 10+ injured players after 3 games
>RBL will struggle in crucial second year
Whose year is it? Is it the year of the eagle?
bayern are getting absolutely dicked
>>77485784
who? tesla?
>>77485790
HSV
>>77485790
Its literally >Schalke's year
>le greek smirk faec
That's it. USA is winning the World Cup!
FOX Sports loving every min of this broadcast
>>77485790
>schalke
Ref is at it again!
Reminder to join /bundes/ in comunio
>>77485790
Leverküssen
>>77485790
Mainz
>>77485790
Schalke la
this is our year
>>77485790
>Schalke wins the league
>>77485790
Frankfurt will probably end up collapsing in the second half of the season again. I'm making a bold claim and saying it's M'Gladbach's year.
Nice reffball
based papa
refbau
LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI LEWANDOWSKI
REFFBALL!
Fuck Buyern
I hate Poles so much
>buy-the-ref-ern
MUH GEGENPRESS KEK
>German autists implementing var
???
REFS
Are they using VAF in the Bundesliga this season?
based var
So why is this match always in the cup winner's stadium? Shouldn't the Bundesliga winner have advantage?
Not to mention that it fucks over teams that win the double.
>>77485767
Fair play btfo by bayern
>Clearly offside
>Video assist
>Goal stands
????
THANK YOU BASED VAR
Maybe next year faggots.
LEWANGOALSKI!
>>77481917
it's gayern, they're the ones waking gay pride flags during games
>>77485840
>Buyern bought out VAR officials too
legit goal, based VAR proved it
>>77485853
Yes
But our VARs will all operate out of Cologne
>rolling gum in your fingers and putting it back in your mouth
DISGUSTING
>>77485853
VAR*
Next bundesliga will have VAR right? In all games?
>>77485853
yes but apparently it's pointless since refs are fucking retards
>offside goal
Bayern is definitely the United of bundes during SAF years.
What exactly was his problem?
>VAR in germany takes 3 or 4 seconds to confirm
>nigger refs at the WC with russian operators take 3 or 4 minutes and still get it wrong
Based white germany
>>77485874
*out of uli hoeness's office
>>77485861
>activate it
var is such a dumb looking acronym
just call it video replay
>>77485790
>Hertha goes into xmas with a 10 point lead then over the next 6 months slips into 4th
>Neverkusen jogs along at 3rd for most of that time
>Golfsburg stays firmly in 4th
>Schalke takes the lead but does schalke things
>Bayern muscles through and ends up 2nd to
>Gladbach, the 70s are back again
>>77485896
RARE
>>77485861
welcome to the bundes
>>77485853
Yes, but they will use it, only if decision is against bayern
>>77485856
Why should the Bundesliga winner have advantage? How do you come to to that conclusion you disgusting excuse of a human being?
>>77485896
he was too autistic for the board
>>77485896
Pretty much the ultimate example of someone not being a people person.
hummels is so hot ughhhh
>>77485900
Lol ok jew
>>77485896
autism
>>77485896
Literally too smart for doofmud
>>77485868
HAHA FUCKING HOWLING HERE PIERRE!
>>77485911
I'm OK with this
>>77485898
>VAR in germany takes 3 or 4 seconds to confirm
Yeah, when it's a call for Buyern
>>77485915
Because Supercups are memes since League > Cup in every country
Fuck I'm late
>people ITT arguing arguing against technology and claiming it was offside
lel, delusional twats
>>77485740
M A R T I N E Z
Dortmund will eternally be the Liverpool of Germany, along Gladbach.
>you'll see guyz next year our year
>>77485921
yes
Syrien refugees were a mistake.
>>77485956
at least dortmund won the league semi-recently
>>77485956
That's what they get for firing tuchel
>>77485946
any updates la?
>>77485866
That hill hit was going to be the goal of the year
>>77485965
Agreed
where's neuer
>>77485965
Spanish Germans were too
>>77485979
ded
Reminder to all Lewandowski cock sucking poles to fuck off. The only legit /bundes/ pole is the mad Gaywalelski hater.
>>77485945
lol you needed to google "arguing" and forgot to delet your first attempt before crtl+v
MY SIDES
>>77485956
>still mad
>>77485979
signing his contract with PSG
>>77485920
How was she not a people person?
>>77485917
>>77485920
>>77485923
>>77485925
Gutted.
Does anyone have any webms of him freaking out on the touchlines?
>>77485965
omg, bist du nazi oder was?
wir müssen die flüchtlingsursachen vor ort bekämpfen, die AfD bietet keine lösungen!
>>77485979
Ded of gayness
>>77485944
>be fucked
>late
Dare I say it, that you're pregnant?
>>77485956
Who the hell thinks that it will be Gladbach year?
>>77486008
R A R E
>>77485995
What was that nigger?
>>77485956
this year is the year
>toliço
>>77485990
nice theory autist, but no
my first draft had "arguing against VAR", but then I decided to generalize it to "technology" but forgot to delete the arguing
Bauern is just a bunch of soulless mercenaries
>>77486023
No it's last year, trust me.
what's tolisso's endgame? when does he plan on being good?
>gamethread with my friends at sp
i missed this lads
>>77486008
He will be missed
>>77486023
a bvb bandwagoning yank
no way
>>77486041
and dortmund are a fucking reddit team
that could have been such a great set up
>tfw never will be german
unironically a good game lads
>>77486045
>Uli promised a GRANATE
>get BESCHISSEN WORDEN instead
>>77486047
jdasjdsjadsjsadjsdajkjasklj
>the first time in ages that Dortmund have not lost a key player (so far)
>kick out the manager to replace him with some nobody
wow
>>77485989
Only total casuals loves Lewandowski, everyone that watch football more often than national team and most important league games, don't like him
>>77486047
>retarded bandwagoner
>friends
kill yourself already
who /lifelong/ here
>>77486076
rudy
>>77486047
Que pasa sonso, que cuentas weon
>>77485905
This desu desu
>>77486067
Both teams approaching it with the right attitude. A good opportunity to show how far along you are, but ultimately not a tragedy if you lose.
>>77486087
ive been a Bauern since 6 because 2001 champions league and i bandwagon since my lst name means german :)
>>77485896
he wasn't the problem
Dortmund and the sport in general don't appreciate intelligence
just look at Pep in the Premier League
>>77486074
I'm still a little ticked about it
>>77486087
here
Big niggah and the ugly kanack are completely useless.
>tfw cant stay here with my spee friends cos have to pick up my gf at her house
life is suffering
You now remember Dortmund spending about 75 million Euros on Schürrle, Götze and Rode
tolle liga die ihr da habt
>>77486126
And nothing of value was lost. You should end your life.
>>77486126
You lie!
>>77486103
Is it you Goldberg?
why will no one buy MARIO GOMEZ
after such a great season with the 16th place team?
he scored so many goals for that shit team, he shoudl go back to stuttgart desu
>>77485896
>>77485896
The same fate like Hildawg.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/12/clinton-campaign-may-have-been-too-smart-to-win.html
>>77486134
>tfw no Cashpoint dynasty team
why even live
>>77486138
rudy
>>77486126
how to get a gf
>>77486103
Go back to /r/soccer.
>>77486142
no i am
/aleman/
The bvb left back fucking sucks
>>77486126
Because you're a stupid stinkin nigger. Why do you waste your time if you have better things to do?
>>77486134
>mad guntamatic aktionär
Dortmund shall win.
is bürki from türkei? xD
>>77486128
you now remember immobile
>>77486075
>second highest scoring in Bundesliga
>second highest scoring alltime in Polish National team
Admit it that you suck Dembele BBC.
>>77486108
He always seems like a smart tactical coach based on his interviews and the way he played 4-3-3 and 3-4-1-2/3-5-2 last season, which was also very affective.
Won't mind seeing him coach Leipzig, desu.
>>77486171
He's not a leftback to be fair
>the absolute state of these two shitters
leipzig winning the meisterschaft confirmed
>>77486159
fick dich schlampe
>>77486168
Aleman doesn't sound any german.
>>77486159
started dating her in the last year of school. guess i was lucky
got bürki is so hot
i bet he has a big tanned uncut dick
>tfw cant stay here with my spee friends cos have to go to a foursome with 3 playboy models
life is suffering
>>77486195
Hi timo!
>>77486186
Native Swiss, Jesus.
Piszczek is painfully past it
>>77486186
There was some Italian unironically trying to argue that and counting him as one of the foreigners in the Swiss team.
>>77486204
>>77486204
Alemanni u history brainlet
>>77486195
nah they lost to stoke.
rb will finish 2nd behind schalke (it's their year)
>>77486197
No, it's "Fick die Schlampe!".
>>77486204
It's an abbrevation for Alemanfred.
>>77486217
The Turkish NT contacted Niklas Süle because they thought his name sounded Turkish.
>>77486216
hes old and had a big surgery not too long ago
dortmund should invest in a right back
>>77486214
hi. did you buy my jersey yet? check out the onlineshop at https://www.dierotenbullen.com/de if you havent
>>77486204
You dont sound German at all too.
>>77486246
Kek
>>77486159
Just b yourself.
>>77486246
kek I remember reading about that.
Apparently the Swiss association were scared Elvedi might jump ship, when he was still a youth player, despite him not having any citizenship other than Swiss.
>>77486219
Alemanni were Southern Germans (Swabians), the retarded Frenchies just started to call everyone east of the Rhine "Alemanni" and other languages adapted it
>>77486246
Source
>>77486253
I poor. Pls send signed jersey
Thanks
that could have been bad
>>77486272
literally the reason why i have that last name
That Orizon advert
>>77486251
nah, he needs more rest now or play him in a 3atb so he doesn't have to run up and down so much
worked great last season
>>77486286
Out seem like a full kit wanker
>>77486278
pls buy my jersey ok?
>>77486307
fk u non german beaner
also /bundes/ told me this game would be shit, its pretty lively
>fuck /bundes/
what profession does timo werner's mother have?
>>77486286
interesting
>>77486321
>fk u
>that retarded spacing
>greentexting for no reason
I want newfags to leave.
>>77486330
AAUU AUUU AAUUU
>>77486321
>>77486330
Goat herder because he is the GOAT
Ananastisch 1. Halb
>>77486330
I heard she has sexual intercourse with men for money.
>>77486341
guys i found the CHICANO
why are u here?
gtfo
>>77486364
Rock the lobster
>>77486359
C-cute :3
>>77486359
bbc would fit her
>>77486380
>would
>tfw live with gf
>she wont leave me be
>tfw turned the bathroom to a cuck shed
>she comes in here to talk to me anyway
>tfw no escape
>>77486339
>>77486362
show some respect. the guy is itt right now
>yfw it was already 2-0 liverpool by now IN MUNICH
>>77486362
I really hope not. If I'd really consider paying a woman for sex, I'd try it with a woman who usually doesn't do it.
kek ribery is so fucking shit
>>77486388
>that monitor
Pretty sure that line ref is a cyborg with an RNG algorithm that only calls offside every now and then.
Not even in only in favor of Buyern but both teams.
I thought Bosz was going to be a slightly shittier Tuchel but instead he's a much shittier Klopp
>KMH already shilling hard for Buyern
meh nothing new here
>>77486388
You made that pic yesterday you faggot
>>77486388
lock the door next time
>>77486388
>dat monitor
either this is b8 or america is more 3rd world than I thought
>>77486417
>1 game
>>77486418
that studio looks shit. like a bombshelter
>>77486440
Who said that?
>>77486427
americas cities are 3rd world tier
its what happens when liberals run all the cities
>>77486128
And then they got PulisGOAT >for free and will sell him for 100 million to an EPLel team to make up the losses.
>>77486427
I bought retro pc for an old game i play
>>77486380
Delet this now
>>77486440
rare flag checked
>>77486380
BBC posters pls go
>>77486128
Götze will come back, hes still young
Schürrle was a waste though I dont know why they bought him, he wasn't even good for Wolfsburg
>Dembele and Pulisic will be sold before Dortcuck wins the league
Feels bad.
>>77486450
don't worry, trump will make america's cities 1st world again
>Klinsmanns Sohn kann kein deutsch
War klar, dass der Vater ein Untermensch ist.
>>77486217
>Random bar in LA is full of Bayern fans
True soccer fans right there. Instead of bandwagoning a team just because there's a meme amerilard who will end up in Arizona chicken nuggets, they root for a team that has history.
Watzke looks like a SS officer.
https://twitter.com/mcgboye/status/893906981869826048/video/1
>klinsmanns son cant even speak german
what a cuck
"Villains" who did nothing wrong
>>77486491
love me some nonsensical trickle-down Reaganomics
wow that windows 10 add...
>>77486490
no they wont
>>77486512
he's half chink anyways
>>77486517
heh nothing personell kid
>>77486512
Blame it on the fact that he wwould have never been keeper for germany so he didnt care
Amwricans do this tho a lot beaners dont even teaxh their kids spanish here
>>77486517
>>77486545
There is only enough space for one alpha male in ze Ruhrpott.
*Deuts your Raum*
so what is tuchel doing these days anyway?
>>77486570
*disappears in space never to return*
>>77486538
On his fathers side, I guess.
>>77486571
learning whatever languages he needs to coach Barca
Jonathan Klinsmann is the next American goat keeper so stop bullying him for not knowing German.
Rode to make a difference in 2nd half?
>>77486571
waiting for Boer to fuck up and take over Palace
>>77486610
nope
>>77486605
I'm gonna bully whoever I want, kiddo
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE PEP FOR KILLING THE CAREER OF MY FELLOW ALEMANNI MAN
MARIO GOATMEZ
where you guys from in Germany?
me? i'm personally from Cologne
Can someone tell me how to make really good Sauerkraut? Its always to blend if im doing it.
>quickly defend buyern refball
80% of the break talk about a bunch of random other shit that has nothing to do with the game
And we have to pay for this crap...
Injury time! Headbutt is super effective!
Dem dark skin niggaz be fuckn up dem lightskinz yeah boiii
>>77486638
*bland
ffs
>>77486627
dreche ist unbesiegt
>>77486635
ALEMANNIA
Dembele to barca?
>>77486650
Isnt tolisso mixed? He looks mixed
>>77486635
AUS DEM STOLZEN SCHWABENLAND TB H
>>77486665
no pls, budes needs to keep all the good players. fuck money
>>77486635
I'm American, you traitorous faggot.
>>77486627
S-stop
>>77486669
He's just a regular frenchman you fucking racist. Jeez, i guess theres still german nazi's around huh.....
how has a fraud like Rode managed to play at both Bayern and Dortmund
>>77486670
hallo meine Landsmann
>>77486681
/lifelong/ here
>>77486627
but Rainer is a no bully supporter
>>77486655
dubs confirm
>>77486635
Neckarsulm, Germany.
/SAARBRÜCKEN/ REPRESENT
>>77486697
Damn right!
Still a pretty close game.
>>77486694
Schwätz mi net uff englisch a du seggel
who /Barca fan/ here?
watching our new star dembele
/Liverpool/ here
watching our new star pulisic
>>77486739
is barca paying 100 million?
>>77486739
he literally already publicly declared that he will stay in dortmund
sorry bandwagoner
>that
>a yellow
>>77486739
only if you fork out 100 mirrions
>getting a yellow for being tall
I can't stop laughing. This fucking ref.
/wuppertaler SV/ here
watching our new star rudy
Zagadou dou dou, push pineapple, shake the tree.
>>77486635
Breslau
>>77486787
I always think Xanadu.
the fuck is ribery doing. what an absolute shitter
FREE KICK!
/Tianjin Quanjian/ here
watching our new star Aubameyang
>meek DYEL malnourished negro played 49 games, never injured
>strong aryan übermensch played only 21 games, always injured
???
>rode still plays for BVB
wow, did not know that
does anyone have that /miasanmia/ mentality?
SULE COMING IN BOYS
>>77486787
pineappletable post tßh
>süle
he's a big guy
>absolute dogshit match between the two best clubs
>video ref failure
>commentator calling Robéry 'Ribrob'
What a fucking embarrassment.
>>77486858
4 U
>>77486858
for you
>>77486872
wtf
this has been a goog dame stfu
>>77486872
>match is actually quite decent
>VAR made the correct decision
>only autists would complain about something as trivial as this
back to aleppo ahmed
>>77486858
für ü
Is Weigl ded?
>>77486872
>commentator calling Robéry 'Ribrob'
>>77486897
yes
>>77486897
Yeah, broke his ankle. Should be back after the first international break.
bvb got this lads
>>77486887
this literally feels like a Vanarama Conference-tier game
>>77486888
If two consecutive digits I am ribrob.
>>77486891
>VAR made the correct decision
>
back to Aleppo Ahmed
>tfw dont trust me
;_;
>>77486915
t. extremely intelligent american intellectual
>>77486938
>t. Rolex Kalle
>>77486891
>a match with a literal failed throw-in
>decent
It's shit m8.
>>77486635
You know where
>>77486963
auschwitz is in poland m8
none of our business what happens or might have happened there in the past
Nice performance from Müller 2bh
replacing a born and raised bavarian with a >NEGGER
the absolute state of BAUERN
nice dribble by pulisic but shit pass
dat Pulisic tho
Muller To NY Red Bulls when
>>77487012
hes gonna retire young and be a coach/manager
book it
>>77487000
checked
>>77487012
bayern needs to jew out PL team first before he gets shipped off there
Mad Lewy is cute tßh
GOOOOOOL
>>77487012
müller wouldn't feel good in NYC desu
he doesn't even live in munich, but outside of it in some village
he and his wife have a horse farm there
are there any MlelS teams in rural areas?
PETER EMMERICH OBERMEYER!!!!
>LEWA
JUST
>>77487044
best girl
Carlo out!
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
GOAAAAAAAAL!
OBAMA
USAUSAUSA
the pass that brought dembele to barca
danke obamas
THANKS OBAMA
LET THAT NIGGER COMAN GO ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
INB4 BUYERN SCORES
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH CUSTOMERS BTFO
obama was a bad president but hes a good striker
>>77486941
He's playing ok, not as good on the ball as Guerreiro tho.
Would do better as a CB in the future like Umtiti.
Is Merino also ded or just not chosen for this match.
Literally L M A O
WHY ISNT HERE NEUR INNN
>""""""""""""""super"""""""""""cup
lol who cares
>>77487068
Rural once are called hurricanes or tornadoes I think.
GOAAAALLLLL
>>77487092
Merino got sold to Newcastle or something
PETROV EMMERITCH OBAMAYANSKY
>>77487092
>Is Merino also ded or just not chosen for this match.
loaned out to Newcastle
>>77487101
t. customer
FUCK COMAN
THANKS OBAMA
>Lederhosen chant
Cringe
>>77486941
I googled this picture and it said Isak. Racist Google.
>>77487101
t. totally not a customer
>>77487101
SOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAADDD
at least 25 goals this season
cap it
>LEVANSHITSKI
vidal killer
>>77487101
Uli pls
Auba's finishing has really improved since he joined Dortmund. I remember when it was seriously laughable.
>>77487105
>>77487107
He's has too much potential to be sold so early.
Should've stayed imo, he's good backup for Weigl.
that is a woooonderful gol
>>77487123
I'm saying he scores less, but assists more.
>3:1 incoming
screencap this
Ihr dummkopfen
>>77487136
as i said he was loaned not sold
Is there even any Bayern fans in the stadium?
>>77487136
They've got Sahin for backup, I guess. And from the looks of it they're planning to have Burnic as backup/ eventual replacement when he returns from Stuttgart.
tfw dortmund players could've had more chances if they didn't slip on the pitch
seriously did the groundskeeper call in sick that morning or...?
>vidal still on a pitch
Good going reff
>>77487109
>>77487119
>>77487120
>>77487128
>all these bvb shareholders think this title means anything
lol, but I guess this is all you can expect for this season
enjoy it small timers, while we are going to win the trophies that actually matter :^)
World class finish to be honest
>>77487152
With an obligation to buy after a small number of games.
>>77487136
klopp's last bit of magic
>dem cheeky lobs
PLEASE post the top ten anime villains mit tuchel
>>77487169
but you only won one last season
You now remember Park Joo Ho.
>>77487169
I'm gonna think of you when you fail to win the meisterschaft, the cl and the pokal
>>77487203
KEK
>>77487182
didnt knew that, thanks
>>77487186
Tuchel did nothing wrong
>the absolute state of these buyern passes
theyre finished
>shitbele
imagine actually celebrating your team winning the """super"""" cup (the name itself is already cringeworthy as hell)
lol, I would be so embarrassed
so pathetic, but I guess some people just don't have any self-respect
>>77487228
>the state of the passlack
CHIEF KEEF ON THA TAPE NIGGA
>>77487169
sooooooooooooooooooooo mad
>>77487250
Buyren fans please stop embarrassing yourself.
>>77487258
nice
>taking the bait
Chief keef nigga
Also faggots stop with the faggot Brazilians so mad shit
>>77487152
yes that quote was more towards the other anon, sorry.
>>77487162
>Sahin
And currently there's no backup for him. Plus I feel both Weigl and Merino are more dedicated to defending than him. The real benefit to the latter 2 are their interceptions, Sahin's gimmick is his passing.
I'm sure Merino forced the move for playing time, can't imagine he's out of Bosz' plans.
>>77487185
>https://my.mixtape.moe/scqtks.mp4
Exquisite
>>77487250
angry
i just noticed the emojis on the touchline ads
>Tolisso out
>Sanches in
this is Bayern in 2017, RIP
>this freekick
ahahahhahahahah
>memechez
They're done. That's all Bayern have.
>>77487296
LOVE SOSA
>can't get likes
>leaves the club
>>77487287
>can't imagine he's out of Bosz' plans.
Newcastle have an obligation to buy if he plays a certain (apparently low) number of games. Apparently Burnic has been doing well for Stuttgart in preseason, and could start the season.
>>77487326
I'm from the future. bvb will win this, you can go to the toiler now
???
wtf was that lol
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
what did they mean by this
>>77487346
NO DUBS NO CUNTFIRM
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
VAR WHERE YOU AT
Goooooooooooooooool
>that goal
my sides
>>77487362
Fuck off already
>VAR
Just incoming
>>77487325
wew
Handball. Calling it.
Worst goal I've every seen
ancelotti IN
>>77487346
(YOU)
Mak a new thread you plebs
absolute meme goal
>>77487330
>Newcastle have an obligation to buy if he plays a certain (apparently low) number of games.
wtf? He should've gone back to Spain too, the English might clatter his game.
Ugliest goal since your i fucked your mum
wow
here we go for bullshit pens
That goal is like a elementary school game between females.
LMAO all that fucking spaghetti
that was almost a shoulder goal lmao
Quick doofmund sign langerak
>>77487398
Kc tier
>>77487386
>buyern cant even score themselves so dirtmund hast to do it for them
embarrassing
What a '''''decent''''' match. Literal womens football.
>that spaghetti goal
>the city of polish players
sulle looks like the type of chad whos the ultimate bro and would never fuck his mates girlfriend even tho she wants it
>>77487391
son of a prostitute?
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT NIGGER COMAN PLAYUING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>cuckman
>The absolute state of Ancelotti
Bayern look like ass
Granate des spiels, Ja?
>>77487386
I know. they won despite this. just trust me
New Thread whre?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FUCKING HATE COMAN SO MUCH
>>77487464
This is not Zwayer though.
What happens with the super cup if a team wins a treble?
New bread for benulty pls.
>>77487470
Games almost over.
>>77487484
That team versus second in the league.
BENULDIES :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77487484
double*
>>77487480
not officiel granate and thus invalid
Whot why isnt there extra time
pls no bully am new
>>77487536
too slow, amerifat
>>77486075
talk for yourself kamil