/cric/

>>77481225
How did that guy shit the front of his pants?

Are australians really that ass backwards?

>>77481243
That guy is a poo in loo.

>>77481243
ah yes, americans

>>77481243
umm he's indian sweetie

>>77481243
>he doesn't shit through his dock
>in 2017

Laughingwhores.jpg

>>77481243
jesus christ

do you think Rabada

1) feels like he is "representing his race" by playing test cricket for SA and is proud of it?
2) feels annoyed with the political attention surrounding him and the saffer team and wishes that the political bullshit didnt exist?
3) doesnt care at all and only cares about cricket?

3) strikes me as most likely

just come up with a hilarious new meme nickname for one of the south african batsmen

wait for it

>Dean LELgar

>>77481286
I prefer just replacing his surname with other composers

>>77481285
He definitely wishes the political bullshit didn't exist.Check out him saying "selection should be based on merit, not the colour of the skin".But ultimately yeah, I think he just loves playing cricket.

>>77481286
Dude I can make it even better

Watch this

>meme lelgar

hate lunch
love tea

>>77481311
no no no wait
how about
>meme belowpar

reckon cricket should be played in silence

I've tried a few times to make Worcestershire the official team of /cric/, but unfortunately I've not been very successful

>>77481338
Try saying that at Edgbaston when all the annoying ethnics take over.

>picking a player called 'hey, no coon' given SA's history
disgraceful

>>77481351
we're essex fans on /cric/

>>77481351
Durham definitely Reddit's team along with Daniel's.

>muh injustices

>>77481355
kek

KEK

/Somerset/

>>77481351
L A N C A S H I R E

>>77481363
Only for stupid, sexy Cook.

>>77481363
>>77481367
>>77481377
Worcestershire aligns much more closely with /cric/'s general ethos than any of these ridiculous meme counties

/Notts/

>>77481393
tell me about the philosphy of worcestershire

>>77481393
anything ended in shire is reddit

Being from Norfolk, I never really rooted for a county, Essex is closest.Like Notts as well though.

Broad and Anderson not doing much, bring Stokes on and see f he can get some swing going imo.

>>77481433
stokes should be england's most effective bower on this wicket in theory

>>77481403
Love pints, hate southerners, simple as

>>77481404
The shire counties are the only worthwhile ones desu

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*explodes*

>>77481475
I can support that

amla is finished

TOBLERONE DOES IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHA

>>77481500
Delete this immediately

>>77481513
Good to have you on board lad, we'll convert the rest of them in due course

tipping du plessis to edge one behind for a low score

oh nvm bavuma is in

Listening to TMS feels like one of the most British things you can do.

tipping bavuma to edge one behind for a low score

>>77481475
>The shire counties are the only worthwhile ones

What is Bedfordshire?

There's now 2 Spain flags itt btw.

>>77481557
i feel more british when i have it on, especially if it is a nice day and i am sitting outside

>>77481571
>especially if it is a nice day
doesn't sound very british at all

>>77481563
Ok, admittedly Bedfordshire is a shithole, but most of the other shires are alright

>>77481579
ho

>>77481579
lovely blue skies where I am, and a downright sweltering 17°C
bet you feel pretty stupid now

>>77481588
carmarthenshire is best shire

>>77481610
i would say wiltshire

>>77481619
Nah mate he gets injured too much.

>>77481564
Thanks for the head up - listening from Seville.

>>77481571
Feels like a nice piece of home having moved away. Just comfy chat in English is enough.

>>77481610
Has to be Yorkshire although I feel people push it a bit much now.

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is he amongst us?

>>77481610
Bit too Welsh for my tastes but yeah pretty comfy

>>77481619
Also a very comfy county

>>77481644
Yorkshire is ruined a bit by its cities in my opinion

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hmm?

>>77481500
Anglo blood inhibits the Paki tendency for suicide bombing

any derbyshire man in

>>77481539
Don't be a cuck

love cricket

>>77481776
Love test cricket
Love test cricket discussion

>Kuhn

*sigh* This an inadequate level of cricket discussion. Looks like I'm going to have to consult the moderators again...

terrified of the janny

England will lose this series

>>77481861
[2]

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>>77481873

>>77481873
if moeen detonates do south africa get awarded the win

would just be 2-2 i guess

>>77481931
Think we'd have to accept it as a natural consequence of playing international sport

i heard once theres asolutely zero correlation between height and dick size so bavuma easily have a bigger one than rabada

>>77481993
>the Dutch talking about BBC

Checks out

can't handle the possibility of getting another 3 day ban

current ELITE XI

cook
warner
root
kohli
smoth
de kock
stokes
broad
starc
...

help me out lads

apparenly they dont ban you if you have a 4chan pass

>>77482129
no no you see it goes like

cook
amla
root
williamson
smith (c)
sarfraz (wk)
stokes
amir
rabada
hazelwood
herath

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>>77482129

>>77482143
>amir

Zachy pls

>>77482143
>amla

>>77482143
i forgot about bane

>>77482148
not me

>>77482129
>kohli

>>77482148
>zachy
not I
got 2 lositive responses the last time I posted this XI too, good to see /cric/ isn't a hivemind

Turn off the test match and listen to Worcestershire vs Northamptonshire in the T20 instead.

>>77482173
*positive

>>77482179
I shall

>>77482179
the brainlet post

>>77482179
>T20
Uhm sweetie this is an image board for adults

>>77482187
Good lad, although it's not been a great start for us

>>77482197
>>77482202
It's not so much about getting people to turn off test cricket in favour of T20, but more to encourage /cric/ to support our lads (Worcestershire) whenever they play

>>77482179

*tips propeller cap*

>heyno boon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/40814884

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>>77482214

>>77482222
CHECKED

>>77482233
Tipping Serbia to be the next country to get test status

just scored 43 off 22 in smashtastic lads

this is the funniest post ever made on /cric/

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/70917599/#70917631

>>77482391
>implying it wasn't the one where someone got diddled by a Doctor that looked like Duminy

>>77482391
bit of a curious choice

>>77482391
I mean it's fine, but the funniest ever?

Boycott just said Australian batters are stupid
The urn is coming home

>>77482570
aus btfo
why even play at this point

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went out to walk the dog with sunglasses on and got caught in a torrential thunderstorm

shan't be watching rh ashes now it's already lost

>>77481668
BEST

Sydney: Pace bowler Jackson Bird has been called into Australia's Test squad for their tour of Bangladesh after fellow quick James Pattinson was ruled out with inflammation in his back, Cricket Australia said on Saturday.

Bird's call-up came hours after Queensland leg-spinner Mitchell Swepson was added to the squad as a replacement for injured fast bowler Mitchell Starc.

>>77482829
>Mitchell Swepson
it's going to be mitchell johnson with a fake moustache isnt it

>>77482829

what's with all the fucking Mitchells down there

>>77482843
I wish

it's some suicidelander Warne shills

this australia tour will be the series mosaddek hossain aka the brown bradman announces himself to the world

WOAH JIMMY JIMMY

Please apologise again to Anderson

will not

Please apologise to Jimmy.

Please apologise again to Sir James Anderson

blanderson cunts SEETHING rn

>>77482855
Proper cunt name that.

apologies are in order

>>77481243
don't understand the backlash against this post, it's genuinely good tttt

won't

du plessis is fucking shit

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THE GOAT

>>77482391
lacks the novelty of a true great

>>77483217
Without his captaincy skills, I reckon he would have been dropped by now.He was piss poor in when England toured SA too.Yeah he played his "captain's knock" in Australia but other than that, not a lot to write home about.

>>77483270
Who would he even be dropped for

>>77483280
it is time to enter the era of ballance

>>77483270
wasn't he dropped for being shit and then brought back just because all the others didn't want to captain

>>77483280
Keaton Jennings.

>"maharaj next lads maharaj next"
>british """Sledging""" just consists of remembering the opposition batting line up

>>77482391
Implying it isn't the time we all raided a thread on /mu/

friendly reminder england would have won this game even if they'd lost the toss

this fielding

>english fielding

Who is the player you'd pay to watch?

For me, it's Quinton de Kock.

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>>77481225
seething

>>77483371
Ian Bell circa 2011

>>77483325
big strong white men aren't allowed to do racism anymore, really takes away from the game

>>77483371
brian lara

>>77483270
he's never been that great if I'm honest

5 years ago he would have been long gone, but South Africa don't have the depth they once had

>>77483371
Ricky Ponting pulling Morne Morkel for 4 every ball

>>77483385
the eternal janny

>>77483419
High score of 134.Big scores aren't everything but that's pretty weak tbf.

>>77483371
warne

>>77483412
still plenty of it in Bay 13 at the MCG

>>77483371
Viv Richards
Don Bradman
Mark Waugh in form
Damien Martyn

I was really talking about currently active players but whatever.

>>77483371
freddie flintoff

>>77483490
Darren Bravo then

>>77483490
mosaddek hossain

just laughed out loud lads

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>>77483538

just scratched my elbow lads

who would win in a debate between roland belford and saxon peters

feel like there is nothing more reddit than a reaction image

Will be expecting a formal apology from all Australians now

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>>77483596
Debate? Rolly B
Fist fight? Saxon

Pray for th BLANDerson brigade lads.This one is really going to hurt.

SHOWADDYWADDY

Am not giving one

based jimmy

Lads, help me with the
Official ELITE -xi :

Rahul
Renshaw
Mendis
Bavuma
Peter Handscomb
Roston Chase
Latham?/Dickwella? (wk)
Toby Roland Jones
Maharaj
Shami
Hasan Ali

>>77483623
RIGHT NOW

Casual here, I thought South Africa were meant to be one of the best teams?

>>77483634
kneejerk XI

>>77483597
tend to agree

>>77483634
meant for it to be: ELITE-watch xi*

>>77483641
>>77483656

>>77483634
wut

>>77483640
JEJ
"no"
The only reason they're high in the rankings is because >us and Pakistan lost ranking points

>>77483656
yeah it's alright then maybe not roland jones and definitely not shami, get rabada in there and one of those west indian kids

>>77483640
They did just go to Australia and won pretty easily.But they are a fading force now with ridiculous quotas to meet.

>>77483640
they were until their 2015 tour of india

cook
tamim
root
mosaddek (c)
smith
stokes
bairstow
amir
hazlewood
rabada
herath

>>77483711
"no"

cricket is fucking GAY lmao

>>77483711
Will we get an amir show when Pakistan come to England next year?

>>77483682
Thought Rabada was too ELITE for consideration.
Was trying to limit it to players who probably wouldn't make the conversation of Best world xi

actually rahul for tamim

I keep thinking surely cook's not still among the best openers but then I remembered the absolute state of most teams and the t20 adhd generation

>>77483728
undoubtedly

>>77483680
>>77483656

>>77483729
I feel like Bavuma only really makes runs against England.

>>77483755
he had some mediocre knocks versus >us

>>77483728
amir has a great record in england under our meme clouds

>>77483656
still really bad

>>77483734
Of course he still is.He isn't getting the big granddaddy hundreds regularly like he used to but what openers actually are?

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>>77483597

>>77483755
Bavuma is token quota-nigger desu but he's shown good fight and looks compact. Might start being good at 4

>>77483762
:[

would you prefer it if it had mosaddek lad

>>77483775
he definitely reeks of quota, but looking at the rest of South Africa's batsmen (Faf, Kuhn, van Zyl) it's almost arguable he would be there on merit

What drinks would you demand at drinks?I feel like lemon squash would be good but the flavour stays on your tongue for a little too long.

>>77483810
water

>>77483810
rum

>>77483810
reckon I could last the whole afternoon without one

>>77483810
aryan blood

>>77483810
lukewarm milk

>>77483789
tbr, mahavag and shami are three especially bad selections but it's just bad all over really

>>77483842
have you ever played cricket lad

Hales is a fucking MONSTER at limited overs cricket, wish he could translate it to Test runs.

>>77483855
maharaj averages under 26 with the ball desu lad

Shami I can agree with but couldn't think of too many young elite-watch fast bowlers. This was put together pretty hastily

>>77483869
that reminds me of one of my favourite /cric/ posts by none other than Zachy B

it was something about how he was teaching a kid who had lots of potential but always failed at tests, so he called him Michael Bevan

Who would win in a fight?
Lynn's shoulder or BigVern's back

>>77483892
Mitchell Starc's shins versus Pattinson's back

Drop Malan and bring back Ian Bell

>>77483937
Drop Malan and bring in Joe Clarke.

Top bed banter.

>>77483870
alzarri joseph and shaheen shah afradi are the future of quick bowling

There needs to be a new /cric/ XI. I call dibs on WK batting 8.
Call out your position in the side NOW!!!

hamidullah qadri is the future of spin bowling

>>77483973
no

>>77483973
opening bowler

>>77483983
haha that isn't the spirit brother

Looking back, I'm actually fucking seething that Bairstow choked his century.

>>77483869
test cricket requires actual skill

When you imagine about being a pro cricketer what is your:

Role:
Batting style:
Media approach style:
Accessories:

>>77483973
I'll make the sandwiches

anyone has any allergies please speak up now

>>77484007
Role: Jeff Thompson
Batting style: Chris Martin
Media approach style: Curtly Ambrose
Accessories: zinc across the nose

>>77484007
>Role:mo asif
>Batting style:mo asif
>Media approach style:mo asif
>Accessories:opium

>>77484056
if you really wanted to be mo asif your accessory would be anabolic steroids

>>77484067
he was caught with opium at dubai airport

when I was walking down to the shops tonight a bunch of kids rode past me on mountain bikes playing the Mii Channel music on full blast

They are playing the Guyana v St. Kitts and Nevis game in Florida?!

>>77484124
big opportunity to grow the game in America

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Bulju

>>77484124
yes
>>77484133
will never happen

>>77484007
Role: Joe root
Batting style: Glenn Maxmemes
Media approach style: Donald Trump
Accessories: Alex Jones' Super Male Vitality

>>77484139
what do you reckon his favourite fast bowler of all time was

>>77484105
I saw 10 or so kids biking along the towpath the other day. You don't really see that often enough nowadays, just a group of lads using a nice day for a bike ride.

>>77484141
Maybe include a Florida based team.

>>77484151
Pajeet Ramsamelbiqu

>>77484153
yeah it's nice

I grew up in an area that was something like 40% south east asian and 20% chinese (it's the exception to the rule before the memes start) and my neighbour and I would be the only ones in the area riding bikes around and playing cricket out on the driveway. Everyone else just stayed in their houses all day in the middle of summer. Really was quite sad.

>>77484190
Indians can't bowl fast champ, you'd have to pick a big and powerful black from the caribbean, an elite and muscular australian or a tall and handsome afrikaner

You now remember James Tredwell.

business idea: simon harmer for england

Chris Jordan in test cricket

>>77484206
Uba O'banauweuwa from PooPeeLand

>>77484305
Maori don't play cricket and New Zealand only have had two good fast bowlers in their history

Really getting the feeling you're making this up mate

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>>77484312
Pekka-Spede Väakanen from Lapland

>>77484352
yeah he's good

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>>77484363
Does he play high test cricket

>>77484389
yeah

senegal could produce some fiery quicks

>>77484406
the new Chanderpaul is there waiting for us to find him

>>77484399
This sport is for me and my friends do you mind if we move the /hoc/ thread to here

>>77484416
yeah I do actually mate

we're allowed to post in /hoc/ but /hoc/ never got permission to post in /cric/

>>77484007
Role: No.6/7/8 allrounder who bowls dead slow floaty offspin

Batting style: quick, but not meme quick scoring rate, sort of guy who hangs around with the tail with a 30-35 avg

Media approach style: Jack the lad but still likeable

Accessories: Livestrong band

>>77481285
Rabada is overrated. Dale Steyn is the goat and would have destoryed england batting by now. Philander and Morkel is old. Every good bowler in SA gets chased away thanks to quotas like Merchant de Lange. Fcuk quotas

>>77484007
middle order bat
allrounder
socially conscious
free palestine bracelet

>>77481533
try telling the selectors that. They will stick to him because of his record until he retires

>>77484485
really a sad state of affairs

have you got anyone to replace him?

>>77484464
t.merchant de lange

>>77484312
congrats on crusaders win mate, lions would have won if not for the red card tho

>>77484503
Hmm?

>>77484482
>free palestine bracelet
*brofist*

Prisoner (2013)

Primer (2004)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

The Ashes (2005)

>>77484512
oh fuck i thought that was a nz flag, im an idiot. if youre not aware crusaders(nz) vs lions (sa) super rugby final today and crusaders won

Melancholia (2011)

>>77484610
yeah liked that one

>>77484492
rilee roussow wouldve probably taken the spot if he didnt sign kolpak. I believe they should bring in david miller while hes still around

what a terrible series

tipping england-west indies to be our summer kino

>>77484795
roston chase to GOAT it up I reckon with some gritty 50s, maybe an odd century

>>77484795
West Indies wins
Bangladesh wins

rise of the minnows

>>77484812
yeah braithwaite will come of age too

>>77484823
why is bignig REMEMBERTHENAME not around the test squad these days btw?

dude made 3 50's in 5 innings. Deserves a run over some of the other memers they got going on I'd think

>>77484930
who knows what's going on with selections over there

>>77484930
>45 avg in test cricket
wew

>>77484930
http://www.espncricinfo.com/west-indies-v-pakistan-2017/content/story/1089944.html

>>77484965
>"Stuart Law said playing the IPL would be a "good thing" for Carlos Brathwaite and give him the opportunity to work with the likes of Rahul Dravid"

Makes barely any sense but regardless the IPL is done now so why haven't they picked him?

desu he probably just decided to fuck it and get some $ like most of the other nigs

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INFINITY

testing

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which team is the edmonton oilers of cricket?

>>77485189
Rwanda

>>77485189
new zealand

Enemy (2013)

>>77485541
yeah also a good one

Bad news lads, despite a valiant effort, Worcestershire got comprehensively BTFO by Northamptonshire, and our prospects of qualifying for the T20 quarter finals are looking increasingly slim.

>>77485640
Shan't be watching anymore then

>>77485698
Do you mean you shan't be watching Worcestershire anymore, or you shan't be watching the T20 competition if Worcestershire are no longer in it?

>>77485746
Second

Barton Fink (1991)

>>77485809
You're a good lad

love breakfast
love lunch
hate brunch

Shall be still watching T20 blast as I frankly don't give a fuck about Worstershire

Brazil (1985)

>>77483995
Reminds me of when he got 95 against the same oppo in 2012. Although that was a better innings and I was less mad about it.

>>77487477
>hate brunch
Leave

hate /brit/
love /cric/
simple as

>>77484007
role left winger
cutting inside style
buffon speech technique
bandana

Badlands (1973)

>>77489029
>Dat Sissy Spacek

>>77489046
hngh

>>77487855
>that spelling

You're probably too much of a brainlet to be welcome in Worcestershire (everyone there has an IQ >180), so we don't want your support anyway. You're just to unintelligent too be a worthy supporter.

>>77489578
Imagine how much of a brainlet you must feel right now for not realising I intentionally spelt it wrong to make a mockery of Worcester by calling them WORSTer

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>>77481694
Damn right I am.
Just don't tell anyone else.

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>>77483371
English player?
Paul Collingwood at his best.
Not the most talented but the very embodiment of grit and determination.

>>77484458
You're not Paul Collingwood are you?

>>77489834
based
heard we're doing pretty well in our meme20 group

>>77490126
Well, we're not last (unlike most years in the CC)

Reckon I might finally give cricket a chance

love sleeping
hate studying

/cric/ XI:
- - - - - - -
Me (WK)
Zachy B
- -

Staff:
Sandwich maker

Haha mashallah team is looking good

>>77495639
shan't participate

>>77495655
Ok loser you're the official ballboy

>Cricket is a part of the 2017 South East Asian Games
>Isn't a part of the Commonwealth Games or Olympics yet
Haha when will the western world catch up lads?

>>77495904
they're reconsidering it for the Olympics

>>77495952
I doubt cricket could ever be a part of the Olympics until BCCI exist. There's LA 2028 though so they just need to build a few stadiums there and it might just happen.

did anyone realise Warner's wife was on Hell's Kitchen Australia?

love the pixies
hate nirvana

>>77496786
t. Remington Model 11 20 gauge Shotgun

>>77496839
kek

KEK

hate cricket despite it

cricket in botswana is alarmingly on the rise

>>77498495
nice

test status when?

Honestly think Oman will be the next country to get test status since they've been storming through the divisions of the world cricket league lately

>dude supposedly has ripped his hamstring so bad he's out for a month
>they still send him out to bat at 11 an innings and 60 runs behind

For what purpose

bairstow seems like a nice lad

>>77498495
Elite

>>77498554
Hoping for PNG myself

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>>77498561
To test his ability to return, they evaluate him in a meaningless game and If he played well they know he can return sooner.

how do i play this limp wristed sport?

>>77498688
Had your IQ tested?

>>77498695
i had your mum's IQ tested if you get what i mean

reckon the second boer war was a mistake

it deprived us of having four African test nations

>>77498701
not really, no

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>>77498710

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>>77498701
what was meant by this post?

Think we need to hijack the Chinese football initiative and turn their attention towards T20

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have you eaten your daily spaghetti toast yet

>>77498705
why would we want that?

always wondered why botswana and zambia aren't a little bit stronger than they are iih

>>77498554
fuck oman, just a team of desis

>>77496786
honestly prefer nirvana, pixies are a poor man's pavement

a full strength EU circa 2040

>>77498793
>washed up afridi getting paid 20M a year to moose it around central asia

jannie is a madman, just tuning into the cricket

test cricket

The racial quota shit has ruined this south African team

>>77498924
yeah,most of all because its completely fucked the first class system. the government doesnt care 2bh, they hate cricket and everything it represents

looking forward to the ashes
love when they are in england
best NEET hours

How much 'banter with the lads' do you think there is in the saffa dressing room about quota picks and leaving to play for England?

lmao did anyone else see that guy pick his nose and eat it?

>>77498806
I had milo cereal for brekki

>>77498933
They hate rugby more

>>77498965
i used to eat that crap in jakarta

cocoa puffs >>>>>>

>>77498977
true