How about some football, before the pre-season starts proper? Or maybe you would like to have some perspective on why even rooting for Browns really isn't that bad?
Come watch ULAF the football league of glorious Ukrain.
Today's game is Kharkiv Atlantes @ Lviv Lions. Game starts at 10 am GMT (i.e. in 1.5 hours) and can be viewed here:
http://mostvideo.tv
(just click the first play button you see, you don't have to understand slav runes).
Ever played that one bloodbowl 'stadium' where it's just a field in the middle of nowhere? Well, that's how the game gonna to look like. Should be some qt's on the sidelines though.
Please no bully, our league has autism.
Will lazily bump with qt's until the match starts.
Any chance Putin goes for 100 yards in his tank?
>>77478921
I believe it's called "The" Ukraine
Wait, there are black people in Ukraine?
>>77478989
None, mongols on the field is illegal substitution, 5 yard penalty, repeat of down.
>>77479023
Those are (((exchange))) students. Why? To play RB and CB of course. I think Lions is all white, Atlantes have two youth-americans, but they are pretty lazy (gee i wonder why) and usually skip away games.
Half an hour until go time
Stream started, probably will be 5-10 minutes till the kickoff though.
Kickoff!
Lions start with the ball.
Lions made it to about the redzone and lost ball on downs. Great coverage by Atlantes basketball-american David (((White))).
Anyone lurking?
end of 1st quarter.
12-0 Atlantes lead.
End of half.
Dancing qts on stream as halftime show.
>12-0
wew
>>77479480
I'm giving it a try
Second half starting!
Opening kickoff fumble.
That was so bad, and calling the field barebones is a bit of a compliment, how are they playing without the goalposts?
>>77479976
Oh, it's a huge compliment to call it that.
There are goalposts, you can make them out if you look hard enough.
But such is the life.
>>77480050
so are they making them do the PAT XFL style?
Those Lviv Lions players don't give any fucks, one of the blockers stopped blocking and just let the defender go after the ball carrier after he got past him
>>77480162
They don't. Atlantes just hit PAT. Special teams just suck, which is not uncommon for leagues of this level, so often time they go for two.
So now it's 25-0.
end of 3rd.
32-0, all Atlantes. Apparently means that they will have a home field for the first playoff game. Good news for me.
This game is about over, i won't complain over a blowout after that home-opener loss.
I'll stop bumping due to lack of interest.
>>77480345
You tried, man. It's a nice brand of ghetto handegg, but yeah, a blowout is hard to make it interesting to look at. I was surprised at how they made it work with so many things missing like hashmarks and goalposts, it was great to look at. You can try next time with perhaps a less apathetic team than the Lions
>>77480448
thanks, mate.
give list of teams so I can wagon one, does Donetsk have a team?
>>77480536
There you go
http://ulafua.com/turnirnaya-tablitsa.htm
Donetsk used to have a team. But then mongols occupied it, so they no longer do, i don't think.
>>77480561
>Eagles and Vikes logos
>Slavs
>Russian team
>Gepards are the Browns of ULAF
I'll go with the Rebels
>>77480637
Yeah, Eagles logo especially is hilarious, they didn't even bother to change anything.
I won't say Rebels is a bad choice, but you will have to wait till next year. They are out of the playoff contention and this was, i think, the last 'regular' season game.
Game is over 38-0. Time to get drunk!