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Liverpool are shit

Liverpool are great. Arsecucks and Manure are shit.

leicester are going to win the league

Liverpool are okay

Liverpool are good

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why did they bully him?

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PSG runts haven't even got to a CL semi final

>>77473136
putting the runt in his place

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>>77473163
>>77473146
>runt

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>>77473182
watch it

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>>77473136
messi and suarez knew he was a rat all along

>>77473163
good gimmick lad

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>>77473146
This guy looks tough.

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>>77473202
Reported that account desu.

>>77473196
Or what, m8? Whatchu gunna do about it?

>>77473235
He looks like a gay pornstar. I bet he's blocked a few shots on the line, so to speak.

https://youtu.be/Oz6asfbjFsM

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Less than 16 hours lads

Coutinho to Liverpool

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>>77473259
not sure it will change much

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>>77473259
Why is she even confused?

Arabs are starting to look more Indian these days.

https://youtu.be/d9slVX1TgTI

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>Gylfi Sigurdsson situation is still ongoing
Team uncertainty on positions isn't going to help going into the season stupid neverton ruined everything

>>77473123
>not a single player in that image still plays for their team
>anon still posts it like it is relevant

wonder what city are gonna do now

they're clearly selling players to work within the ffp budget but then psg have just gone and totally ignored it

are we gonna see even more silly money signings?

>>77473364
Probably, they just made £5m on Fernando, the war chest has been refilled

Does any one here rate Wilfried Ndidi?

If Leicester signed Abel Hernandez they could have HIV.

>>77472535
>>77472584

something very bad i'd assume, given that 30 grams of cashews are like 3 pounds here.

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Can you imagine a world where the Inuits or Abos got blessed with oil instead of fucking Arabs?

Matic will look kinda insignificant, but he will make Pogba and Herrera look great and help United get the most clean sheets and ultimately the title, before they will implode and end up in 10th the next season.

>>77473364
>but then psg have just gone and totally ignored it
different cases: city is signing the players themselves, while psg used the national fund of qatar to pay for nerman's clause under the guise of a 300m 'representation contract' for the wc

in each case the infraction would be different, in case of any wrong doing: city would be going over FFP limits, while psg would be guilty of 'financial doping' by using a proxy to finance their transfers

city might try the financial doping route from no onwards if uefa doesn't find it illegal

>>77473385
yes

he looked pretty good tonight

I think its weird that the US has a communist-like sports culture whereas the EU relies on blood money coming from Russia and Middle-East. Where's this thing going to develop into, are we soon going to see sons of oligarchs roaming around sidelines I mean WHAT THE FUCK SHIT BITCH

>Le Barça se positionne sur Lemar (@lequipe)
berry interdasting

>>77473426
How many 0-0s this season are you expecting, m8?

Me? About 12

>>77473459
US has a system where the owners make all of the money

It's more a monopoly than a socialist system

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Swansea signed everyone

>>77473470

Not too many desu. They won't score loads of goals either, though. Will be a lot 1 and 2-0.

>>77473479
>It's more a monopoly than a socialist system
They scan as the same thing.

>>77473408
1. The Inuits do have oil. They did have oil.
2. Abos had oil, they do have oil. They had arguably even more valuable material in plutonium and uranium.

The result is the fucking same. Britain used to have the most oil on the planet but never managed to become super rich because they gave it away before oil was super worth it. The result is the same. Inuit s and Abbos didn't develop the technology or live in a period of time it could be exploited.

pls watch our league

>>77473342
Tell me about it. Literally every indian I meet starts speaking to me in hindi

>>77473532
Watched a game today. You're welcome

>>77473532
for what purpose

>>77473539
thanks

>>77473085
Coutinho to Barca and Van Dijk to Chelsea when lads?

TS
VVD Pique Umtiti
Busquets
Rakitic Coutinho
Messi
Dembele Suarez Alba

And that's how they will win the Champions League!

>>77473259
fuck i wanna come all over that ass

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>>77473556

>tfw Barca sign Coutinho a day before the Prem starts
>Liverpool then try and spend the money on Bale but he doesn't want to join them

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>>77473085
ter Stegen
Semedo - Pique - Umtiti - Alba
Seri - Busquets
Messi - Dybala - Dumblel
Ratking

Does anyone think Neymar may prove to be a massive flop and was only successful because of Messi/Suarez and Barca's service? Do you think he will get 20+ goals?

>>77473556
Van Dijk wants to go to Klopp.

>>77473565
Me too thanks

>>77473575
lol

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>Liverpool have no interest in Rennes star Benjamin Andre.

>Reports in France have claimed this week that the 27-year-old is being targeted by the Reds as an alternative to Naby Keita.

>But the Liverpool Echo report that Andre is not on Jurgen Klopp’s radar.

>Liverpool are still in talks with RB Leipzig as they try to negotiate a deal for Keita.

>>77473565
Yeah. Me too. I tried to post it on /v/ but turned out I got banned 2 days ago for talking about the difference between futa, full-package futa and newhalf. My reason for stating this? 2D is vastly superior due to being impossible.

>>77473567
I doubt Coutinho will be sold anyway, he has a potentially medium term injury. At least a week, probably 2. Or it's a 'lie' to get Barca to go 'fuck it, no point'. Can Barca buy Greasemann for £100m now? I know his BOC is £200M atm, but he can't even be sold right now. But in January, when he can be, his BOC turns to £100M. So could they buy him out right now so he transfers then? 6 months for Greasemann seems great deal and since Neymar went for £200M I wouldn't be surprised if A.Madrid panic and try and increase it.

>>77473590
I think he'll do well, but it won't matter. If he's played on the LW, with Di Maria on RW and Cavani in ST, I suspect him to get 20 goals and 15 assists. With 30 goals and similar assists if he plays ST with Cavani. Ibra banged in fuck loads of goals there and nobody cared. Remember when David Beckham played for PSG? No? Exactly.

>>77473593
Just like Coutinho wants to stay right la

Chelsea have reportedly contacted Paris St-Germain defender Serge Aurier, 24, amid speculation he could join Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)

>Monaco manager Leonardo Jardim has hinted that 18-year-old striker Kylian Mbappe could leave before the close of the transfer window for a big enough offer. (Independent)

Philippe Coutinho has been left out of Liverpool's squad for the friendly against Athletic Bilbao tomorrow night. The 25-year-old midfielder is wanted by Barcelona as a replacement for Neymar. (Mirror)

>Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 32, admitted he would like to return to England when talking during his court case over alleged tax fraud in Spain. (Cadena SER - in Spanish)

Barcelona have wasted no time in finding a replacement for Neymar after making contact with Borussia Dortmund over forward Ousmane Dembele. (Daily Mail)

>The 20-year-old Frenchman has admitted he welcomes the transfer speculation linking him with the club at the moment. (Metro)

Real Madrid will consider selling winger Gareth Bale, 28, to Manchester United if they include goalkeeper David De Gea in the deal. (Don Balon via Express)

>Paris St-Germain are reportedly set to follow up their signing of Neymar by rivalling Arsenal for the transfer of Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri, 26. (Metro)

French champions Monaco are ready to test Arsenal's resolve by making a £45m bid for 28-year-old striker Alexis Sanchez. (Sun)

>Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is reportedly ready to sacrifice young defender Andreas Christensen, 21, in a bid to seal the transfer of Inter Milan winger Antonio Candreva, 30. (Metro)

And the Blues have rubbished claims manager Antonio Conte is deliberately pushing striker Diego Costa, 28 out of the club. (Independent)

>AC Milan are considering a shock move for former Chelsea and Manchester United striker Radamel Falcao, 31. (Sky Sport Italia via TalkSport)

Liverpool and Tottenham target midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia, 26, has asked to leave Inter Milan. (Gazzetta dello Sport via TalkSport)

>Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, who has been linked with a move to Liverpool and Chelsea, has been backed in his £60m stand-off with Saints by Holland boss Dick Advocaat. (Mirror)

Manchester City are hopeful of resolving conflict with 17-year-old winger Jadon Sancho despite the teenager refusing to train after he was left out of the squad for last month's US tour. (Daily Mail)

>>77473085

>Nothing personnel, Catalunya

>>77473590
>Do you think he will get 20+ goals?
yes, easily 35 goals, that team could easily win the ligue1 without losing a single game. He's playing in very easy mode now

the nou camp is barcelona's top tourist attraction

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Swansea are signing this handsome gentlemen so be afraid

>Boring ass transfer season and the only worthwhile transfers happened because of the meme obligatory release clause in Lel Liga
Is this the worst summer transfer window of all time?

>>77473715
Tbf it's the only thing not covered in graffiti

>>77473738
shut up nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKKxn26nMqE

>>77473759
>>>/asp/

>>77473672
Why is Jadon such a little shit

>>77473738
it'll be funny in retroperspective when city concedes 2 goals every game after having bought defenders for over 100m

>>77473724
HD jpgs are scary

>>77473738
next week should accelerate things since competitions start soon, until now everybody was waiting for prices go down but they won't so we'll see a streak of mega expensive transfers starting monday

>>77473738
you have to wait for barca getting robbed becuse they so obviously have cash now
>one dembele please
>here, that'll be 115m lel

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>>77473738
Swansea will be more exciting soon

>>77473563
>>77473606
>>77473635
>the comment section on BBC
>HUR DUR HE AINT BRITISH
>OMG U RACYSISTS
>OMG KICK THE EVIL ROYALS OFF AND MAKE MO KING :D

Holy shit, if I could be assed I'd report them fucking all. Fuck off. By their logic, Usain Bolt's gold medals are actually British because Britain colonised Jamaica and created it as a state and it still has the Queen as Head of State. But nobody does that because both sides are retarded. Who cares? Just bants in general to shit on the other countries.

>>77473724
He is only good for Las Palmas. He will fail in every other team as he has in the past.

>>77473738
What do you classify as exciting? How big does the player have to be to be interesting? Griezmann, Mbappe, Bale, Dembele, Dybala level? Yeah, there aren't a lot of those types of players around and they're not gonna be moving all the time. Would Coutinho to Barca even qualify as exciting in your eyes?

>>77473909
He's not excited by at world record doubling Neymar transfer so there's no hope for him. Some people are just miserable cunts

>>77473738
This is no different to any other fucking window. In fact, this is a great window because of the Neymar window. You have no fucking clue what you're on about. You fucks want entire new teams bought and bajillions spent because you're ADHD riddled autism infected GenZ scum.

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>>77473898
his bff is already there though

TSUUUUUUUUUU

>>77472356
lmao

>>77473146
Based Georges Weah already carried >us to a CL semi in 95

>>77473776
dodgy mates/family

same with most london born footballers.
compare him to are phil who behaved like a good lad and did really well on tour because of it

>>77474072
>it's a norway makes a horrendous post episode

If United get Bale do they win the league?

>>77474378
No cause they'd lose De Gay

>>77474378
Matic - Herrera
Pogba
Martial - Lukaku - Bale

With Rashford, Mkhitaryan and Mata as options.
That would be a pretty strong midfield and attack.

1. Man City
2. Man United
3. Chelsea
4. Tottenham
5. Liverpool
6. Arsenal
7. Everton
8. Leicester
9. West Ham
10. Southampton
11. Bournemouth
12. Crystal Palace
13. West Brom
14. Newcastle
15. Stoke
16. Swansea
17. Burnley
18. Brighton
19. Watford
20. Huddersfield

Cap this

THE REASON CHELSEA WON'T WIN THE LEAGUE AGAIN IS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING RETARDED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I know it's Metro, but
>Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is reportedly ready to sacrifice young defender Andreas Christensen, 21, in a bid to seal the transfer of Inter Milan winger Antonio Candreva, 30. (Metro)

Chelsea who went and bought a defender who is WORSE than this kid and they are willing to give him up for an above average 30 year old winger. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A RETARDED CHELSEA MOVE, SO IT'LL LIKELY HAPPEN.
I fucking hate Premier League teams, this is why they are so fucking shit in the Champions League.

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What do you think of my team lads? Newbie to Fantasy here.

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>Real Madrid will consider selling winger Gareth Bale, 28, to Manchester United if they include goalkeeper David De Gea in the deal. (Don Balon via Express)
I knew it.

>Barcelona have reached an agreement on personal terms with Dembelé and have decided to bid 80 millions € for him
>My money don't spend ?

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>>77475010
>My money don't spend ?

Do any of you actually have hot mums or is that just a meme?

since players are worth so much now, especially young ones surely it makes sense for more clubs to follow the chelsea model and sign a bunch of young players to loan out until they can be sold and reap the $

>>77475608
Yours is alright, bit loose though

>>77475678
aw, you motherfucker. should have seen that coming though, well played.

>>77473364
all FFP does is fine teams, so if they pay off the fine they'll be ok

>>77474974
srs question

why would they not sell DDG for big bucks?

Romero was better than him

>>77474378
Probably.

He would be the best player of the league.

Good morning lads

enjoy the weekend

>>77474819

don't put your goalie as captain

>>77473259
>reporting twitter accounts

"NAWTYYYYY" - Danny Dyer

>>77473509
Abos didn't mine it themselves, they sold land royalties and mostly squandered the money on a new car every year and alcohol. Some abos that are like quarter-cast or less are smarter with their money and invest, but nothing valuable. One case is an Aboriginal organisation called centrecorp, all they did was but basically all the buildings in the CBD of a town and even with all their wealth, they still get extra government money

>>77473665
>Chelsea have reportedly contacted Paris St-Germain defender Serge Aurier, 24, amid speculation he could join Manchester United.
Jesus Christ, they still sound mad that United stole Lukaku

>>77477188
United don't want him according to Sky Sports

>>77477188
Didn't everywhere report they weren't in for him at all

>>77476845
>why would they not sell DDG for big bucks?
There're no better keepers available and Madrid want him cheap by this year standard, less than 50M.

>Romero was better than him
Romero is ok, but De Gea is simply one of the best. He is an insane shot stopper.

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>Neymar's £199million move to PSG shows 'what happens when countries own clubs', says Arsene Wenger

>Arsene Wenger has warned Neymar’s £199million switch from Barcelona to PSG is “what happens when countries own clubs.”

>Speaking ahead of Sunday’s Community Shield meeting with Chelsea, Wenger claimed the Brazil superstar’s world record move has left clubs such as Arsenal unable to compete financially.

>The Gunners boss said: “Once countries own football clubs everything is possible and it has become very difficult to respect Financial Fair Play.

>“We still live with rationality. We are not the only ones. I think 99 per cent of the clubs do that - but of course we cannot compete at that level.”

Jelly Wongcuck haahahahhhhha.

>>77473753
so true ayy.
the city itself is for the most part pretty shabby other than la rambla and nou camp.
even that artist park place is graffito-ed

>Spurs target Seri
>Great!
>Arsenal are leading the race though
>Oh...
REEEEE! LEVY DO SOMETHING YOU PRICK

>>77478322
>of course we cannot compete at that level.
You never did sweetie.

>>77478498
>It's LRL says something fucking obvious episode
No shit son. You need a bored billionaire if you wanna compete these days. 99% of clubs can't.

>>77478539
But I said he never competed, not simply "these days".

>>77478552
But he literally did before 2003. Chelsea and City were irrelevant before they got bought.

Why is there so much hype around niggers this season? Mbappe, Dembele, and the loads of absolute apes that are just going around for millions because they can run fast.

>>77478580
>this season
There has been a hype for niggers ever since Pelé.

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>>77478580
Please delete your post and repost it without the n word, thanks.

>>77478552
what? he did compete, back in the 90's spending £15m was a lot, like Shearer or Henry. Now? Now it's not. City and Chelsea have spent over a billion quid, mate. Wonga in 21 years ain't even spent £800m.

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>>77478568
Eh, his best result in those years was losing to Galatasaray in the UEFA cup final.

>>77478601
But we were talking about money. He also won FA and League Titles, including a double. So yes, he did compete.

>>77478596
This year I can't stop hearing about Monaco's gang of coons of the various jigs in the Bundes. Hell, almost all of the top teams from many leagues bought like 3 or 4 of these chimps this season. It's going to a be an awful next few seasons quality-wise.

>Marcelo Bechler, the journalist who first came out with the Neymar to PSG transfer has claimed that Philippe Coutinho has agreed to join Barcelona and will sign his contract in a few days. Barcelona are reported to have offered 120 million euros for the Brazilian and Liverpool have accepted the bid.

>>77478609
>But we were talking about money
Sorry, I missed he said "financially compete".

>>77478631
Yeah. That's what happens when teams start ignoring the midfield. Less quality, more speed. At least brazillians know how to dribble.

>>77478648
It's OK LRL. You'll add it to your mantra when you cut yourself. For shame, bro. Hell, even Chelsea and City can't compete with Qatar. An entire nation backing a club is better than one man.

>>77478322
WENGER OUT, his old-fashioned ways of doing things have no place in modern football

RIP trans

Reminder that Nerman was a free transfer

>>77478999
are you posting from the afterlife, saddam

just noticed this on the West Ham match report of that friendly they had in Iceland

>In truth, a near full-strength City deserved their win in the home of the Viking Clap - which made an appearance in each half

>the home of the Viking Clap

Lads LADS Im just getting back home drunk af desu, my parents are coming back home from a US trip whats an easy way to get rid of hangovers

>>77479120
Any combination of weed, water, food and sleep

>>77473202
jesus christ that caught me off guard
also fuck spain and spanish individuals

>>77479126
Calm down Matumbo.

>>77473202
lel

>>77479120
Literally drink a litre of water. That and maybe take some vitamin pills.

>“ I don’t know why enough players have not been signed. Everyone is trying to do their job but I think this question is for the club, not for me. We have to wait for the best solution.”
Oh Conte

>>77478597
You fucking nigger loving coon shitskin mudslime jigaboo jungle monkey

thoughts on an /efl/ thread for today lads?

who /hangover/ here?

>>77473590
>Does anyone think Neymar may prove to be a massive flop
i hope so, it would be comedy gold

>>77476077
They can also get a European ban

>>77479445
about to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df8_tFIj9pI

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>>77479445
/here/

Although there are a bunch of supercups to look forward to today, and /ourgirls/ made it to the Euro finals so it's not all so bad

>>77473350
relegation time

>Everton agree £48m fee with Swansea for Gylfi Sigurdsson
>Lacazzete was £46m+£7m addons that won't ever happen cause shit team lol

>>77479617
Is relegation really worth £48m?

drinkwater to chelsea

>>77479617
>Everton agree £48m fee with Swansea for Gylfi Sigurdsson

Source?

>>77476077
>>77479515
if you've already been fined like city and psg I'm pretty sure it goes straight to a ban

>>77479678
Sadly some shitty website, google what I typed you get the link. Sorry lad.

>>77479617
He's worth it. I know he's rated by MOTD pundits but he is genuinely good, and far FAR better than rooney or klaasen in behind a striker.

>>77479769
Aye. I wouldn't be surprised if it goes for £50m+£5m addons.

>>77479226
6th place confirmed

We're signing Siggy with the jewtinho money la

50m for Sigurdsson is absolute nonsense. If he was playing this well and he was 24 I could understand the fee, but he is fucking 28 years old. The moment Swansea asked for anything above 30m Everton should've signed some kid from Monaco.

>>77479921

I feel the same about Matic desu he is 29 and we spent 40m on him. Hopefully though he does a Carrick and plays well till he's 35

Any good fantasy team sites? Just found a site called Sportito which is a weekend fantasy league and pays out that weekend. What is /sp/s official Fantasy team site? Do we have a league?

>swapping Christensen for Candreva
>increasing the squad size by 0
What did Conte mean by this?

>>77479947
At least Matic is one of the best in his position, Sigurdsson is nothing special.

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>>77479947
hes good for 3/4s of a season

>>77479957
>investing anything but your time in footy
top yourself la

>>77479947

It's slightly different with Matic, he's actually won titles with Chelsea and he could definitely do a Carrick as his position doesn't require too much athleticism.

Sigurdsson has a maximum of two years left to be getting as many goals and assists as he does now

>tfw forest supporter
>tfw was optimistic with the takeover
>barely scrape a lucky win against millwall

are we going down this time

>>77479974
>Sigurdsson is nothing special

>>77479994

m8 playing Fanduel was the best thing of last season. Adds so much fun when you have a player from every match that weekend. If you got lucky 1st place was like 1 grand, fucking gutted Fanduel stopped this season.

I'm not gambling any more only gambling by fantasy teams as it's more fun.

>Barcelona end interest in Coutinho
its are year la

>Barcelona are on the verge of completing a deal to sign Philippe Coutinho from Liverpool, according to reports in Spain.
>The midfielder’s agent, Giuliano Bertolucci, is currently in London to await the final response from Liverpool after Barcelona’s €100m (£90m) offer was submitted.
>1 Hour Ago

Is Nerman playing for PSG tonight?

>>77480039
He's not though, he's already proven he can't do it at a higher level with Spurs.

>>77480110
>Barcelona Transfer News: £108m Dybala pursuit, Liverpool’s Coutinho second choice
>23 minutes ago

>>77480121
No.

Can anyone give me a good starting 11 of this weeks Championship players? Want to make a weekend fantasy team but know fuck all about the Championship. Is Bamford good? You can use any team that plays today.

>>77480133
>Express.co.uk
>Express.co.uk

>>77480159
>metro
>metro

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>that line-up
vomit

>>77480123
>He's not though

>>77479947
>>77479921
Also United can spend 40m without too many worries, but can Everton?

>>77480085
source la

So when is United vs Real Madrid is it tomorrow?

>>77480193
new owner so yeah they can

>>77480193
They sold Lukaku for some millions and there's the sweet sweet TV money too

>>77480215
Tues

>>77480215
>that slightly weird period where the only pre-season friendlies are between top flight clubs

Has morata scored yet?

>>77480232
supercup you retard

>>77480240

Yeah he went down under on ya mum.

>>77480243
>supercup
>not just a glorified pre-season friendly

Will John Terry start today lads, has to right?

>>77473085
He looks like a slightly darker ed millipede

>Coutinho

What the fuck is wrong with Barca? There's so many better players out there. They've been obsessing over this guy for years. He's shit for most of the season.

>>77480272
he was very good until he got injured then when he came back he was average
mane the real threat in that team tho

>>77480272
Name 5 attacking midfielders better than him

>>77480272
clearny not true

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>>77480260
considering he's on the programme cover, it'd be embarrassing otherwise

>>77480193

Bernardo Silva cost 43m, a vastly superior deal for a much better player and he's like 22. I guess there must be fuck all players available for Sigurdsson to cost that much.

>>77480296
Bernard Silva's had one season in an extremely attacking team. You'd never heard of him 12 months ago.

>BBC Sport pundits Danny Murphy and Trevor Sinclair are among the 13 former players, managers and officials who will review alleged dives in English football during 2017-18.

>The 13-person pool:
Nigel Adkins - former Southampton and Reading boss
Rachel Brown-Finnis - former England goalkeeper and BBC Radio 5 live pundit
Terry Butcher - former England and Ipswich defender
Lee Dixon - former Arsenal and England full-back
Alex McLeish - former Aberdeen defender and ex-Scotland manager
Danny Murphy - former Liverpool and England midfielder
Chris Powell - former Charlton and Huddersfield boss
Trevor Sinclair - former West Ham United and England winger

Former match officials: Keren Barratt, Steve Dunn, Mike Mullarkey, Alan Wiley, Eddie Wolstenhome

What a group of rubbish.

>>77480296
Can't help but think that if City bought him around now he'd cost like £60m+, they did well to sort that out early before all these crazy prices got thrown about.

>>77480338
>token female

>>77480290

Mata, Miki, De Bruyne, Greizman, Eriksen. James, Isco, etc

>>77480376
Trevor Sinclair looked out of his depth covering women's football when BBC had the World Cup a few years ago.

uniteds midfield is such a fucking mess

>>77473202
kek

>>77479124
>weed

How about beer before grass you're on your ass mate??

He will just be baiting everywhere.

>>77480471

How?

We could do a 4-3-3 now or a 4-2-3-1

Put Pogba as a sort of CAM in the 4-2-3-1 and have Herrera and Matic as CMs

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>>77480501
no matter the combination or formation they wont be able to find what they had in the saf days.

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>i rate man united

>>77480513

Have you seen the squad SAF won with? It had Anderson and utter dog shit in it like Fletcher he made it work. desu our squad is is probably better than the one which Alex Ferguson won with in his last season. No team will be able to do what he did now because the Prem is more competitive anyway.

>>77480546

Just wait senpai that 1st place is ours, Liverslip and Arsenal will be back in Europa kek.

>>77480513
Every time I think Lingard can't get more degenerate he surprises me.

>>77480556

>our

what part of London are you from?

>>77480562
one of my most hated players. something about his face. want to punch him.

>>77480335
>muh just one season

When will this meme end? Did you even see Monaco play last season? Bernardo Silva was ripping apart good quality Champions League teams like they were nothing, and Monaco won the league despite PSG. You could give the just one season meme to De Bruyne, Kane, Alli, Hazard etc. Look how they turned out.

The good thing is is that B. Silva is going to City. They have so many big names he can pretty much go under the radar there, not much expectation on him.

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>>77480550
yes la thats what i meant. as shite as it was, it still worked. whatever pieces they put together at utd i feel like nothing will come of it

>>77473202

Why are Chelsea players so racist?

>>77480581
>They have so many big names he can pretty much go under the radar there, not much expectation on him.
Which says a lot about the state of football now if a £43m signing can go "under the radar".

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>get me a marketable yaya toure without the elite technique and passing ability

>say no more, senpai.

Why hasn't Spurs bought Seri? He's £35m. He has a BOC. So, why hasn't he bought them? He's better than Sissoko.

Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the Championship

>>77480625
B-but Pogba is more technically gifted and is a better passer my main man

He's just not BEAST

>Arsenal hasn't bought Lemar
>Arsenal hasn't even just bought Seri
it must be hell being Wonga, unable to buy anybody cause your jew autistic ADHD chairmen is in charge.

>>77480663

hes got nowhere near yayas passing range and touch

laughable to EVEN contemplate that

>>77480656
This will be 2013/14 QPR all over again.

>>77480663
reminds me when they made a big deal about pogba doing the most passes
not successful passes, just passes
and he overtook henderson after he was out for like 2 months (and he is shit proving its a worthless metric)

>>77480694
Fuck, meant 2012/13 QPR.

You know what I meant though.

>>77480669
Absolute state of your English

>>77480695
Pogba would have had about 30 assists last season if anyone could finish tbf

>>77480705
I've not slept for 40 odd hours mate, please, don't bully me. /trans/ is the only thing keeping me alive.

Who will get more game time out of Miki, Rashford and Martial? Do you think Rashford will start the first game? Hard to tell who will start as we have 4 good players for 2 roles if you include Mata as well.

>>77480718
you should probably go to sleep mate

>>77480718
Go to bed you silly sausage

>>77480731
Micky T

Mou's been playing a 3-5-1-1 and Miki offers more than Mata, Martial and Rashers behind Luke Aku

>>77480739
Yeah think you're right lad. Maybe I'll wake up to neat transfers. Doubt it desu though. Spurs making a signing would be good.

>>77474274
Or he's 17 and can see Fraudiola clearly won't give the best young player in England a game while arsenal and spurs kids crack on. Foden the thick manc vermin is just happy to hang around

>>77480731
rashford
mourinho said he was going to follow utd tradition in developing youth players
shame about his football though
and shame he is going to waste martial

>>77480764

Foden is Englel's best u17 player desu

>>77480764
>clearly won't give the best young player in England a game
Sterling plays almost every game though :)

>>77480704
>>77480694
I really fucking wish I still had the screencap of all the bewildered south america internationals sat on their bench as they were losing to Peterborough or whoever.

Imagine being a customer and unironically rating gashford and lelgard

>>77480810
SEETHING

>>77480810
I love how some united fans still claim lingard is a young player

>>77480810

Rashford has potential but Lingard is a bit shit, he turns up for big games tho and scores.

Somebody just nuke the scottish league

>>77480834
nuke yourself, you fat ugly smelly virgin cunt

>>77480810
>imagine being a non customer and unironically rating gashford

thats me t b h, should i kms

i was depressed for a week. did Spurs or Liverpoo sign someone?

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>>77480839

DELET

>>77480839
Bit rude desu.

>>77480831
Yeah lingard is the worst player ever, he just always scores in cup finals.

>>77480849
>>77480856
>english bum boys

just fucking goad a muslim into cutting your head off and get it over with

>>77480839
>>77480863
wew lad
>>77479583
I'm still recovering

>>77480859
you're one illiterate cunt

>>77480839
You're hard

imagine being scottish and unironically enjoying your one team league

>>77480881
Doesn't seem like he's enjoying it m8.

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You now remember Lee Clark.

>>77480881

it was good. Flo, Caniggia, Moss at Rangers. Larsson at Celtic. Mark Kerr from Falkirk was a legend on CM 01-02

>tfw nephew is borderline retarded and all he does is watch mong youtube videos and play roblox

How do i save him?

>>77480907

his life sounds comfier than mine desu

>>77480886
>that one wanker who thinks he is above banter

get killed you prick

>>77480907
Show /trans/ to him, that'll fix anyone right up

Who /blades/ here?

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>>77480900
>Mark Kerr from Falkirk was a legend on CM 01-02

Still a legend mate.

>>77480907
2 girls 1 cup

>>77480911
I hope you live a long life in Scotland la.

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>>77480933
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77480921
I don't hate Sheffield United. Not sure why.

>>77480929

looks like the serial killer who was big news here last summer.

Somebody rec me a playlist on spotify

>>77480957
loveable meme machine mate

>you now remember a few weeks ago halal paid like 60m for a 16 year old brasilian named vinicius that can't even get on the starting line up of palmeiras, only because barcelona had interest in him for their b team
lmao

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>>77480881
>not enjoying seeing based hibs back in the league

>>77480965
'Route du Soleil'

>>77480971
I think I just feel sorry for them after the playoff final against Huddersfield desu.

>>77480972
That has to be one of the most baffling signings of all time. Up there with United paying £7m for a homeless man.

Everyone kind of likes the Blades because Wednesday are the biggest twats in football, you can't help siding against them.

>>77480881
Well, let us into yours then!

>>77480921
ofc, its /our/ team

>Bladesmong thinking anyone cares about them or Wednesday
Lel

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>Oxford United have further strengthened their squad for the new season with the signing of Brazilian left back Ricardinho, who joins the U’s on a one-year deal with the option for a further year.

What?

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>>77481013
true, you cant hate big match billy

>>77480991
I seriously think madrid was given some bogus intel and thought this kid was some super youth talent, when it really was just a transfer for the b team, most of which end up being shit

a week later barcelona b got another brazilian youth on loan, vitinho, who's scored a few goals already for the team. If he's any good there's a buy option for 12m at the end of the season

>>77481092
I can because he was a dirty yid.

Nice full-back Dalbert is expected to join Inter over the next few days, claim reports in Italy and Brazil, in a deal worth €20m plus bonuses.

>Juventus midfielder Mario Lemina is on the market and has offers from West Ham United and Stoke City.

Gary Medel’s future remains in the balance with reports he has agreed personal terms with Besiktas, but Inter haven’t received an offer.

>Barcelona continue to be linked with Paulo Dybala, as Italian papers claim they are offering €120m or cash plus Andres Iniesta, Rafinha or Andre Gomes, but Juventus hold firm.

Milan are edging closer to a deal for Fiorentina striker Nikola Kalinic, according to Sky Sport Italia, though Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang remains the dream.

>Multiple reports that Roma have raised their Riyad Mahrez offer to €35m (£31.6m) for Leicester City, but spread out over several years.

Torino have announced the arrival of Olympique Lyonnais defender Nicolas N’Koulou, on loan with option to buy. According to Toro.it, the option to buy at the end of the season is worth €7m

>Chelsea insist Diego Costa has known about the club’s decision to sell him since January and accuse his lawyer of making “nonsense” claims otherwise.

Neymar will not be able to make his Paris Saint-Germain debut on Saturday due to his transfer certificate coming in too late.

>Roma have been offered the chance to sign Lucas Perez from Arsenal for €13.5m (£12.2m), according to the Corriere dello Sport.

Emre Mor is expected to join Inter imminently with a five-year contract, while Borussia Dortmund consider a €2m loan with €10m option to buy.

>Udinese have officially loaned Yrondu Musavu-King to Swiss side FC St Gallen for the 2017-18 season.

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Mino Raiola is pushing for Moise Kean to leave Juventus on loan with option to buy, as PEC Zwolle, ADO den Haag, Bologna, Crotone and Verona are interested.

>Inter are ready to set a deadline for Valencia to meet their €15m Jeison Murillo asking price or abandon talks.

Juventus to pay €25m cash or include Mario Lemina or Tomas Rincon in the deal for Valencia defender Joao Cancelo, claims La Gazzetta dello Sport.

>Neymar’s father claims he tried to keep the forward at Barcelona, until they “blackmailed” him into staying and “lost my support”. // Neymar's father and agent, Neymar Sr, has told Spanish radio that Barcelona lost his support to retain his son when they refused to pay a bonus for signing a new contract last year.

Barcelona have reportedly ready to invest the €222m from Neymar’s sale on Philippe Coutinho, Ousmane Dembele and Inigo Martinez.

>Arsene Wenger remains adamant Alexis Sanchez will be fully committed to helping Arsenal sustain a title challenge this season.

Andre Villas-Boas believes the heady days of big spending in the Chinese Super League might be done. "The change of regulations implicates that the market will probably stop in China regarding this kind of (expensive) transfer," he said.

>Riyad Mahrez has told us he is still looking to finalise a move from Leicester this month.

>>77480972
>They fell for the Palmeiras meme

Almost as bad as the Benfica / Porto meme

Calciomercato are reporting that Inter Milan will continue their summer rebuild by pipping Manchester United and Chelsea to the signature of Paris Saint-Germain full-back Serge Aurier.

>Lionel Messi reportedly wants Barcelona to sign two players: Angel Di Maria and Paulo Dybala.

A few weeks ago it looked like Kylian Mbappe would become the world's most expensive player, but what's the latest on his potential move to Real Madrid? Monaco vice president Vadim Vasilyev has said this, as quoted by AS: "Mbappe is going to make the right decision, he has never expressed a desire to leave. We are still in talks.

>Nathaniel Chalobah says he left Chelsea to join Watford because he didn't want to go out on another loan.

Liverpool have confirmed that Philippe Coutinho has not travelled to Dublin for their pre-season friendly against Athletic Bilbao tonight.

>Top source reveals @ChelseaFC boss Antonio Conte wants Virgil van Dijk and is big admirer of Danny Drinkwater.

Ronald Koeman reportedly wants Everton to have completed the signing of Swansea's Gylfi Sigurdsson by the start of next week.

>>77481130
Really can't wait for Neymar's father to go to jail/hell.

>>77481130
>option to buy
No chance they do that.

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>>77481114

/3pm/ thread for EFL?

>>77481013
This

Wednesday are Reddit: the club too

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>>77481072
I just went and found him for you on FM. He's pretty shit. Well, decent stats, but crap CA and Ability %.

>>77480921
Blades are literally /our guys/

>>77481146
Coutinho is gone

The squad is already thread bare, Klopp better have something up his sleeve

>>77481244
he should ask for loans to barcelona, could very easily get one or two of rafinha/denis/gomes/roberto

>>77481244
Can qtinho play CM well? Finding it weird that there are so little barca rumours about strengthening their midfield

>>77481244
Yeah, his 'thing' up his sleeve is more excuses.

>not my team
>transfer committee
>injuries
>not used to the PL
>not used to England
>team needs to gel

etc. Same shit as Manure and Shitty got last year.

>>77481221
Yes the scottish league has its own thread so efl should too.

>>77481237
>cheating at FM

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You now remember James Wilson
What happened to him?

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Who's watching this #Classic

>>77481284
>>77481266
I'm hoping he has something in place with Aubameyang, he would honestly be really good, we've already got enough Wingers

>>77481310
He was always pretty suck. Got found out.

>>77481324
Dortmund aren't selling him. They gave clubs an opportunity to talk, none of them reached a deal, so he's staying.

>>77481344
Then it'll be Firmino up front with a gazillion wingers on the bench then

/3pm/:

>>77481428
>>77481428
>>77481428
>>77481428

>>77481310
Injuries and Rashford fucked what little chance he had.

>>77480695

But Henderson is shit m8.

>>77480550
>Fletcher
>shit

Fuck off.

>>77480183
>skysports
>(((soccer)))
explain yourselves

>>77480776

Martial has unironically been the best player during pre-season

>>77473665
>>77473085
Why isn't Ronaldo leaving anymore? The rumours suddenly stopped for no reason.
He can still go to jail right? So what's changed?

>>77481310
Career got ruined by 2 bad knee/leg injuries

>>77480875
He's already 50 m8 past it.

Glad to see Newcastle back in the PL desu

>>77481492
I'm still pissed at them for how they released Jonas

>>77481492
What happend to Oldcastle?

Keylor Navas and Gareth Bale for DDG and £50 mill

Would you do it?