Ignore Aussie shitposter edition
Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane believes the club must sell winger Gareth Bale, 28, if they are to sign Monaco's 18-year-old forward Kylian Mbappe. (Marca)
Manchester United are tracking the situation at Real Madrid and are poised to make a £90m offer for Wales international Bale. (Daily Star)
But Red Devils boss Jose Mourinho is convinced he can sign Bale for less than £90m. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)
Chelsea striker Diego Costa, 28, will hand in a formal transfer request with the Premier League champions. (Independent)
Costa's lawyer has threatened legal action against Chelsea after the Blues vetoed a loan move to Italian side AC Milan before a January return to former club Atletico Madrid, after the Spanish side's transfer ban ends. (Mirror)
French champions Monaco are preparing a £45m bid for Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, who is entering the final year of his contract with the Gunners. (Sun)
Tottenham are interested in Genoa forward Giovanni Simeone, the 22-year-old son of Atletico Madrid boss Diego. (Mirror)
Everton boss Ronald Koeman is still hoping to sign another forward this summer, with Arsenal and France striker Olivier Giroud, 30, a potential target. (Liverpool Echo)
Southampton defender Virgil van Dijk, 26, is likely to miss the opening of the Premier League season with his future looking increasingly uncertain. (Telegraph)
Chelsea are ready to challenge Liverpool for Van Dijk by offering Saints £50m for the Netherlands centre-back. (The Times - subscription required)
Sunderland are set to sell 29-year-old winger Jeremain Lens after agreeing a £4.5m fee with Besiktas. (Sunderland Echo)
The Black Cats are in advanced talks with Aston Villa over a loan for Scottish striker Ross McCormack, 30. (Daily Mail)
Belgian club Anderlecht have entered the race to sign 31-year-old Barcelona defender Thomas Vermaelen, who is also a target for West Brom. (Birmingham Mail)
Has Morata scored yet?
Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez kissed the club badge in front of the cameras during training on Thursday. (Telegraph)
The Gunners' Emirates Stadium has gone 100% 'green' by switching to renewable energy. (IBTimes)
As Neymar signs a world record deal with Paris St-Germain, Sir Stanley Matthews' first professional contract with Stoke City is going up for auction. His weekly wage was £5. (Stoke Sentinel)
Did National League North club North Ferriby United pip PSG to the post? (North Ferriby United)
PSG attacking midfielder Javier Pastore has offered Neymar his number 10 shirt, saying: "I want to make him feel comfortable and happy from day one." (PSG website)
Ex-Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, now in charge of Birmingham, says Spurs have the best starting XI in England. (Talksport)
Two lower-tier American teams have asked the Court of Arbitration for Sport to impose promotion and relegation on the US football pyramid. (NBC)
Dating app Tinder have confirmed they are interested in sponsoring Manchester United. (Daily Mail)
>there's still possible trade between Real and United.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb1nyNoFwIA
>>77465774
>PSG attacking midfielder Javier Pastore has offered Neymar his number 10 shirt, saying: "I want to make him feel comfortable and happy from day one." (PSG website)
nice guy. deserves more love
>>77465774
>Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez kissed the club badge in front of the cameras during training on Thursday. (Telegraph)
it looked more like a joke he was having with ozil
If Wonga has swallowed his pride and made a least one marquee signing per season his team would actually be competitive
Instead his team is full of mediocre players who is carried by Sanchez who was tricked into signing with a promise of CL and PL trophies
When Wonga gets sacked, Arsenal will need to do a holocaust tier player purge that will make Pep's purge look like a laugh
>>77465794
What else has he offered to make him feel welcome and loved
I'll post it again since the other thread was almost dead when I did
Tottenham In Talks Over Potential £36m Double Swoop
>TeamTalk are citing a report from Genoa-based paper Il Secolo XIX that claims Spurs have made contact with with the Italian outfit to discuss the availability of striker Simeone and winger Laxalt. No doubt Genoa will be keen to keep hold of the attacking duo but the report indicates the Serie A side would be willing to do business if Tottenham put around £36m on the table.
Simeone is the son of Atletico Madrid manager Diego and he enjoyed a fine debut season in Italy having scored 12 goals in 35 appearances following his move from River Plate last summer.
>Laxalt joined Genoa on a permanent deal from Inter Milan last summer after initially impressing on loan and he’s already been capped by the senior Uruguayan national team having previously represented his country at youth level.
Alri
Hey, mate. How are you?
Neymar on "se queda" Tweet: "It was a bit of relaxed moment, we were having lunch together... I told him not to post it."
>>77465794
You're delusional if you think he had a choice.
>>77465824
shut up. I just like Pastore. He should come to the prem
>>77465815
>>77465770
>>77465808
is this alison brie?
where did they come from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipiqZngaTIY
>>77465839
it is. new leak
>>77465830
>being gay for a footballer
queer cunt stop coming here and stinking up these threads with your cum breath
>>77465846
based
thought they were bigger though
Neymar, what the fuck have you done? You, Messi and Suarez formed the greatest attck ever seen, you were a key part of Barça, more than that, you were a friend, why did you betray everyone? You should aim to destroy PSG, not join them! I believed in you, we believed in you. Now I even doubt you'll be able to reach your full potential, you'll be playing in a shitty league with a shitty coach and you'll be giving more time to party and night clubs with Alves and Silva than to your training. You doomed yourself.
state of this aussie alt rightist
>>77465874
>>77465808
based porn posting macedonian
>>77465764
Man, that cunt is fucked, he uploads like hundreds of statuses a day on facebook, is he too retarded to realize that everyones just making fun of him or does he just roll with it?
>>77465839
Hacker known as 4chan
>>77465905
this one is 10/10
>>77465912
there are some better pics in the leaks
>>77465905
i wonder who she took them for
>>77465832
>A customer (United """fan""") I work with is convinced that they're signing Bayol
>>77465916
her husband the shorter Franko brother
>>77465916
Someone's birthday
>>77465916
You m8, she leaked them on purpose so you'd see them.
>>77465938
how the fuck did you get that from my post
>>77465926
hmm think he could do better
>>77465915
Link to the new leaks?
what did he mean by this?
Same for Marcelo and Isco
>Be Conte
>Want to get rid of your old striker
>Instead of selling him you keep him at the club
>Dont have any plans opf playing him
>Ruin his career in the prime of his career
Why is he being such a cunt to Costa after they won the league?
>>77465916
It was for a Mr Chad Burly
>>77465973
>>>/b/741032509
how do celebs get hacked? do they just pick shit passwords
>>77465980
Costa decided midseason that he don't want to play for Chelsea anymore, forcing Conte into playing literally who as a striker. He had it coming.
>>77466006
I actually forgot about that shit
>>77465980
Conte trying to mentally impose himself and dominate Costa, establishing himself as the alpha in the relationship
>thanks for the seasono
>>77466005
the cloud jew
>>77466050
>jews getting jew'd
heh
>>77465885
>in my eyes it is UEFA(lona) who is evil
>>77465980
its not conte's decision to try and milk more money from atleti
>non-league rumors
>>77466138
get out yank
Alison Brie nudds to the internet. World record transfer fee. Pretty good transfer window.
Daily reminder that Real Madrid spent £40m on a 16 y/o
>>77465988
Remember when /b/ was only ironically cringey? Plebbit has absolutely killed this website.
So is costa still gunna play in the pl?
>>77465808
her tits looked bigger in community
>>77466168
No. He'll play from atletico from january. Question is what he'll do aug->dec. I'm gonna guess loan move to turkey or fuck all at atleti training grounds
>>77466163
/b/ has been a SoCal snakebite teenager hangout since 2011, only serving its purpose as a containment board along so many other places.
The Fappening really massively increased the traffic (and worldwide exposure), before there was even a slight decline in numbers but after that it skyrocketed.
cant wait for La Liga to reject the Mbappe to Madrid transfer as it may break FFP rules
fuck this temperature lads, this summer will be the fucking death of me, i've been having exploding diarheea for the past 3-4 days
>>77466168
they wouldn't have signed morata if he was
>>77466179
fucking why?
are we talking about diego costa?
>>77466228
Romanian public health everyone
>>77466230
He can come play for liverpool if conte has the shits with him what the fuck are chelsea doing how do retarded things like this happen.
>>77465877
just drop it you sad sack of shit you're embarrassing
>>77466138
You don't even know the difference between league and non-league
>>77466252
he doesn't want to go anywhere but atletico
>>77466253
hilarious how one gets so angry so easily. Are you a child?
Why do people not like the McDonald's CS? It's a big matchup, produced some great matches and usually the winner goes on to have a good season
>>77466266
why he's such a character why not try and keep him at the epl
just because he had a falling out with chelsea doesn't mean he'd get the same treatment at a different pl club
why aren't other clubs tapping him up? He'd be worth what 80-100mil ?
>>77466228
>>77465905
Clearly Alison Brie’s titties are in desperate need of a good hard tongue lashing from a virile Muslim man. For once Alison feels the coarse bristles of a pious Muslim’s beard chafing her immodestly bulbous breasts she will no doubt learn the importance of not taking topless photos such as this one.
Yes this nude selfie proves that like nearly all Western women Alison Brie is an immoral whore who needs the strong hand of a powerful Muslim to set her on a righteous path. For us Muslim men are blessed by Allah with the gift of being able to beat the sin out of nearly any woman. Of course some require more work than others, but in the end even if they are knocked unconscious they will at least a be a chaste and morally upstanding bloody heap.
*walks towards you*
>>77466280
Why are you reading in anger into the post? It was clearly dismissive yet you still projected anger onto it for some phantom reason. I wonder what's wrong
>>77466228
I pray to a number of rain gods and all fifteen saints but nothing happens.
>>77466243
>russiaids
>wet spam way
don't really know who allison brie is
wake me up when there are sophie turner nudes
http://statsbomb.com/2017/08/chelsea-201718-season-preview/
http://statsbomb.com/2017/08/liverpool-201718-season-preview/
http://statsbomb.com/2017/08/manchester-united-201718-season-preview/
>>77466307
If I was am irrelevant actress with n8ce tits like allison brie I would pose nude for playboy rather than gain nothing from leaks
>>77466323
Why is the uk so high
>>77466316
>you sad sack of shit
>not angry
lmao at you
>>77466336
community and bojack horseman are her most notable work
she's also the lead in a new netflix show
>>77466231
we are talking about diego costa. He had a falling out with Conte. On top of that Costa is a bit unpredictable so to speak
>>77466344
nhs in crisis
>>77466315
>>77466344
>Why is the uk so high
We're just always a bit more shit than the rest of Western Europe for some reason.
>>77466344
Don't think the pakis are using condoms when they're raping your girls.
>>77466344
Scots and their dirty needles
>>77466346
But that's how you were acting. It doesn't require anger to point out such a fact.
Sounds like you took offense to it and projected your resultant anger. Maybe you should see someone about that.
>>77466375
some of these beards at the bottom
>>77466315
Welcome to monaco
>>77466375
>ttfw americans think a takeaway being a front for a pedo gang is just a meme
>>77466375
pakistan's got a lower aids rate than the uk you tit
It's not that common in most of asia
>>77466375
I would've thought France would be worse off in that case
>>77466376
This is probably true, Wales also has a herion problem
fear of a name only creates more fear of the thing itself
>>77466404
Technically they were just nonces who happened to run takeaways.
>>77466403
I'm going to say this is atleast plausible and a bit interesting. Sell m'bop replace with sanchez. Win Ligue 1 again. Qatar on suicide watch
>>77466326
City XI: Ederson, Kompany (C), Stones, Otamendi, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, Sane, Silva, Danilo, Jesus, Aguero
>>77466389
>offense
I will take offence the English spelling errors!
>city playing their first 11
>>77466412
They simply don't report it because they'd get hung.
Its protty scary to think 100,000 people in the UK have HIV
someone poz my neghole please i am desperate
>>77466455
is Bravo or Ederson their first 11?
>>77466484
Bravo's ded anyway
>>77466443
>Silva
As a wingback?
>>77466471
Most are from the poofs in Brighton, jungle bunnies in London and spoonburners in Jockland. P comfy here in Somerset.
>>77466374
Atleast france is worse than us
>>77466500
Sane is LWB
>>77466516
Cause they have more africans, we got asians instead
>>77466444
no that's just how we spell it over here
>>77466527
>>""""""""""""""""""""""""asians""""""""""""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUaRuUUXiQE
Swansea signed Chadli
>>77466527
you have a lot of africans aswell
>>77466583
Whats the problem?
>>77465928
Mine
I wonder how much Pastore was paid to give up his kit number. I mean it's not like he had a choice but they probably gave him something to make up for it.
>>77466600
That you're falling for media propaganda and you don't even realize it. Sad!
>>77466315
HOL UP
>>77466669
Are you saying that there are more africans than asians in britian?
>>77466597
Those are niggers you silly frog
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622662
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622662
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622662
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622662
http://www.strawpoll.me/13622662
>>77466678
I'm saying you should stop referring to them as 'Asians', you stupid fucking goy.
>>77466686
>stop calling people from asia 'asians'
>>77466699
>replying to off-topic shitposting
come on lad
>>77466699
Yes, please.
>>77466686
Brown = Asian
Yellow = Chink
It's not complicated.
Lads, remember Belgium? lmao
Remember when Britain wasn't a dumping ground for shitskins?
>>77466682
you called them african first, i wouldn't triggered you
>>77466684
he'll stay at united once he finishes recovery
>>77465928
>no woman will ever send you her nudes for birthday
>you will die a virgin
just kill me
>>77466597
>>77466682
Sorry I meant to say Yardies
Yey... Time for the stupidest footballing decision ever
>>77466731
>says a literal dumping ground meant only for such scum they were forced to live with abos
>>77466756
>half full
lol
We signed Coutinho yet?
>we
>>77466768
Les parisiens? Not yet.
Got my new season card in the post today lads.
>>77466763
backfired didn't it
>>77466767
Should have seen the desperation these last days with trying to give away tickets
kek Hart in charge of playing out from the back
OUR YEAR LEH
>west ham lose the ball on a hart pass
>ball hits him in the hip on the way in
Amazing
>>77465832
>>77465919
Are you two just going to keep posting these same old pictures in every /trans/ thread or what?
>>77466814
*ARE
*dabs*
>>77466831
Are you just going to keep shitposting these same old shitposts in every /trans/ thread or what? I think those people who filtered you have a bit of a point tbhfam.
>>77466831
>autism
Its kind of Jesus to call the dutch fan every time he scores
>>77466845
>>77466851
What I'm not mad about it, it's just an observation. I noticed they've been posting these pictures non-stop for at least a month or so.
8 days until the Slovak returns and starts heeming Manure customers again
AWAY
AWAY
What's the worst beer and why is it tennents.
>>77466881
>its a joe hart shouts for 90 mins and lets a shot in on his left side episode
>>77466865
>Implying he didn't get completely and utterly destroyed at the end of last season
>>77466886
Heinikein
>>77466892
WHAT H(E)ART THOUGH LOL!
I went swimming earlier and there was nobody there.. there's almost nobody in the city. What idiot planned this on our biggest travel weekend?
>>77466886
Genuinely can't think of a worse lager desu.
>jayzuz
>>77466910
shoot the whole place up
Reminder that inflation is a zero-sum game between the government and general populace.
with the way this backline plays and joe hart, i think west ham is going down boys
>>77466910
they did it last year in denmark or norway
think the idea is to do 1 tour and then 1 skandi game every year
>>77466934
its G (zeus)
Genuinely forgot Sterling plays for city desu
Is laugardalsvöllur next to the airport or something?
>announcer starts the huh
>Lasts about 10% of the time it should
>Everyone sits straight back down
Lel
>>77466863
Mayb
rumours in swansea as of a few minutes ago, Siggy is now an Everton player
#YouHeardItHereFirst
>>77467035
Just saw this guy shopping in swansea
Actually pretty disrespectful for him to post the photo 2bh.
>>77466886
Carling
>>77467075
correct answer
is Liverpool the only top 6 team not fucking around with 3atb
>>77467086
That's only because they have no defenders
>>77467118
kek this guy is going to be entertaining
>>77467118
lol @ my cropping
>>77467118
>>77467133
lmaooooooooooooo
Bale to Chelsea after RM buy Mbappe.
I am never wrong, watch this space.
>>77467133
>oh hello? someones gone on holiday here!
>>77467154
>Bale to Chelsea
manure, he's mouyes parking bus and counter attack dream player
enough of this 3 at the back meme
>>77467086
wait just remembered everton are doing it too so top 7
>>77467092
do you think they would if they have been caught tapping up van dike
>>77467086
traditionally one of the best ways to neutralise 3atb's strengths is to play it yourself
>>77467190
it's a weird one, it was tapping up but it's how every club (southampton included) conducts their transfers these days
>>77467211
everyone taps up but only liverpool are dumb enough to triumphantly announce they have agreed terms with another teams player lol
>>77467176
RM seem to have a much better relationship with Chelsea, Chelsea got a better deal with Morata then United had. Probably because of the De Gay saga.
>>77467211
wasn't the issue that klopp was caught texting van dijk. pretty sure no one does it like that
seems this nu-male sport is no longer for me
why are these threads so random haha
>Source tells me @StokeCity set to hold talks over proposed £15m deal for Juventus midfielder, Gabon international Mario Lemina.
>>77466323
>Russia
>Europe
>'If I want Alexis Sanchez I’m going to talk to Arsene Wenger,’ Al-Khelaifi told Sky Sports. ‘We have respect for Arsenal [and have] excellent relations.’
the FFP charges - if there are any - won't happen for three years. they might as well go for broke.
why substitute players when you can just change the whole squad
>>77467370
>eirik bakke fit and on a football pitch
this is fake
rumours have it, lallana out for 4months
>letting it slip, before it even begins
>>77467526
kek you best not be shitposting
>>77467526
very convenient, he has been absolute shit since december
>>77467505
177
>>77467526
he literally is kloppo's Reus at liverpool
>>77467526
took two seconds to find a "like a new signing" twitter post
love it when small clubs get injuries literally every year
>we're unlucky la
>n-nothing to do with buying injury prone players and improper conditioning la
>>77467568
Did an arsenal player suffer an injury?
>>77467505
chelsea, city and spurs' simple home kits from nike look really good but its almost wrong how little effort they put in and people are going to pay way too much for what is basically just a plain shirt with sponsors
>>77467526
boy cannot wait all the injury after CL group stage with memepress
>>77467597
rather just pick up a stone island for nearly the price
>>77465745
>French champions Monaco are preparing a £45m bid for Arsenal and Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, who is entering the final year of his contract with the Gunners. (Sun)
Fucking what? Lmfao
>>77467211
>traditionally
Explain how that's traditional.
>>77467568
I personally love it when, despite Liverpool's admitted lack of success in recent years, LFC still causes the most butthurt by far amongst fans of other clubs.
Admit it, the 4-0 vs Bayern at the Allianz has you worried.
>hart screaming away when sterling is 2 feet from him kicking the ball
>>77467621
>monaco sign him then sell him straight to city for a profit
>>77467624
Italian teams used to do it all the time against the few who were famous for it
Not so much now because it's not a very defensive league anymore
>people still, unironically, haven't filtered all of Scandinavia
howling @ you lads.
>>77467621
Why dont Monaco just sign all German players?
who here absolutely loves the dead 96?
anyone watching blunderland getting raped by derby in a few hours?
first real football of the season.
>>77466886
beck's
>>77467625
>the 4-0 vs Bayern at the Allianz has you worried
Just like 4-0 agaist Barca last year, kek.
>>77467665
Millwall
>>77467625
yeh liverpools performance in a preseason tournament they didn't win has me rocked
>>77467625
nobody gives a shit because >you will still drop 30 points against shit teams
coutinho bid accepted in 20 minutes
>shitcharito already seething at his teammates
The absolute state of west ham
If we sell Coutinho to Barca for £100m then that means we'll be in a position to go for Bale. We clearly have the cash considering the offers that are being reported for Van Dijk and Keita.
>>77467782
>we
Why the fuck would Bale want to join Liverpool you smelly spastic?
>>77467782
>Barcelona to sign £108m Philippe Coutinho and then bid for Paulo Dybala - Enzio Bucchioni
>>77467802
>£108m for Coutinho
what
>>77467802
Waste of money, Pogba was only £90m.
Coutinho cost Liverpool just £4.5m. Now he's worth £100m.
If he does get sold, the only better piece of business in football transfer history was Juventus getting Pogba for free and selling him to some joke, shitty club for £100m.
>>77466886
Carling is the worst
>>77467782
it would be used on van dijk and sigurdson
>>77465745
>Un roi à Paris
Do we tell him ?
Just realised how fucking thin the Chelsea squad is - only 16 outfield players at the moment with 2 of those injured (Hazard and Bakayoko).
Definitely feeling another 2015 season incoming...
>>77467852
chelsea have like 4 cm's total lol
>>77467835
there's no one they could buy to replace him. not even with 100m now. he will want to leave. and deadridge is already dead. no goals and 7th place confirmed.
>>77467852
Why did you do that to me anon
>There are people ITT that think Conte won't be forced to keep Costa
>>77467852
Yeah they are the most likely of the 'Big 6' to miss out on CL places this season.
https://twitter.com/WestHam_Central/status/893499971797827584
lol
>>77467852
was a bit scared seeing how few players conte is giving real gametime to in preseason
the striker with the second most time after bati is unironically loic remy
>>77467862
And 1 of those is Baker who has only played a one game for the first team.
>>77467852
i'm really not sure what their plan is, the fact they've sold/loaned out so many players who would offer decent depth is baffling
>>77466886
Carlsberg
>>77467882
>west 'am way
>>77467879
thats arsenal
>>77467882
London stadium will burn at some point this season.
Rubbish dump club.
>>77467872
>there's no one they could buy to replace him. not even with 100m now
But they would win glorious net spending trophy with 100m from Barca.
>ABC dismissing Chelsea already
Just like you did last year and you got BTFO.
>>77467537
>>77467526
confirmed
Anfield HQ @AnfieldHQ 3m3 minutes ago
Klopp on Lallana: "This is certainly not news we would have wanted. Unfortunately, Adam is out for a couple of months not weeks."
>>77467892
The same plan they had every season since 2013-14, play the best players in as many games as possible.
Chelsea do not rotate, and the thin squad is both a reason and a consequence.
>>77467918
cry more
>>77467835
t. Shitzen
Who you gonna buy for £100m? :^)
>>77467919
>lallana injured
>sturridge injured
>coutinho gone
>no keita
>no VVD
jej
>>77467872
>>77467907
No-one is "irreplaceable" for that much money.
>>77467922
this squad is even thinner than it has been in recent seasons though, isn't it? i can't see it ending well desu
>>77467933
>Coutinho gone
Proofs.
>no Keita
Proofs.
>No VVD
Proofs.
Call me when the window is over and all these things have happened.
>>77467945
cry more
>>77467937
liverpool can't attract any worthy replacements so he pretty much is
---------------------Courtois
-----Azpi----------David Luiz------Cahill
Moses-----Fabregas------Kante---------Alonso
---------Willian---------------------Morata
-----------------------Bati
--------------Remy/Costa (leaving)
-------Hazinjuredankle----------Dedro
Firedy-------Injuryoko---Baker?--------Tomori
---------Rudiger-----Christiansen--CSalter
--------------------Horseman
>>77467918
literally support chelsea, but that looks extremely thin, especially with ake, chalobah, rlc etc gone
You now remember Chelshit win the league last season and barely anyone care except that autistic gypsy. Truly most plastic club
>>77467960
>literally support chelsea
>>77467937
>for that much money
You're saying that like it's last year.
>>77467966
no that's city. every time they've won everyone's only talked about who came 2nd
>>77467782
Liverpool's fans delusions. Never change pls.
>>77467956
The only properly "irreplaceable" player right now at Liverpool is Mane.
>>77467937
so who do they get? they couldn't even get that african lad with one season under his belt from a literally who german side for £70m.
>>77467960
Ah yes, the classic Icelandic Chelsea supporter
>>77467942
It's getting bigger
Baka in, Matic out
Morata in, Costa out
Rudiger in, Terry (who desu didn't play much) out
Unless I am forgetting someone. I am not counting Ake or Christ because lol youth.
16/17
4 players in (Batty, Kante, Luiz, Alonso)
Oscar and Salah out.
15/16
3 players out, 3 in
14/15
5 players in, 5 players out
Senior players have been basically replaced 1:1 numerically, even if not perfectly position-by-position.
It's only in the past years that Chelsea are kinda maybe building a bigger team.
>>77467996
>>77468002
>>77467968
>not having Scandinavia filtered
leds....
>>77467879
I'm sure I heard this literally everywhere last season
>Not S*urs and 4rsenal
>>77468005
>14/15
>5 players in, 5 players out
I forgot to count Drogba in, and 3 strikers out.
>>77467882
>Twitter bio:My team signed Joe Hart, Marko Arnautovic and Javier Hernandez in under a week.
>>77467960
Conte pretty much confirmed today that Kenedy is going out on loan so there's essentially zero depth for LWB.
Also, Remy's injury record suggests there's no way Chelsea can rely on him for 3rd striker. He's literally just the occasional extra body for training sessions.
>Livermongs thinking they can complete with spurs
>>77468005
hmmm when you put it like that it's not really much different at all
i suppose i'm just used to the """elite""" teams having big squads
>turn the tv on
>they're saying next week will be even hotter
god damn
>>77467625
Being so detestable that people hate you despite being abject failures isn't something to be proud of
>>77468026
Arsenal literally were said to not get Top 4. I said it. Check archives.
>>77468067
How hot is it where you are? 47 some places.
>Just poach 'em up senpai
>>77468076
it was thirty fucking six today, won't at all be surprised for it to go over 50 at some point this summer
>>77468067
just checked the weather for bucharest, fucking hell
it's going to be like 18ish degrees all week where i am
>>77468067
>tfw its been a real shit summer here
only around 20C and always cloudy
>>77468088
>Jeep FC
>>77468094
Where was it 47? It'll never beat Death Valley high which was 56 I think.
>>77468088
the true juventus is playing RIGHT NOW
http://www.flashscore.com/match/YVFQLw9d/#match-summary
>>77468097
thank fuck I'm the middle of fucking nowhere next month, staying in a room with windows on the side opposite of that where the sun shines from
>>77468055
>spuds thinking they can compete with Wembley
>>77468060
It is definitely a problem though. Chelsea lost so many good players in the recent years because of this policy, like Felipe Luis (oh hey, a leftback), it's stupid.
Take Matic. Why was he treated liked a pariah? why did Conte seem so happy to let him go to United?
Or Traore 2 years ago. Hiddink played him when he could have simply kept playing the best players, who cares. And yet, he got a chance and played well. Why did I have to watch Hazard play as striker? And why did I have to watch Hazard instead of Batty last season, for that matter.
nth for Lana Rhoades
>>77466886
Skol m8
>>77466671
Why does Sanchez look undead?
>>77466228
>>77468067
>mfw constantly 35°C today
>no newcastle news
ashley plz
>>77468115
http://www.digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/social/s-au-simtit-50-de-grade-azi-imaginea-surprinsa-cu-o-camera-de-termoviziune-care-ar-trebui-sa-va-puna-pe-ganduri-752874
>>77468156
man fuck summer, if its winter you can always heat yourself up, but nowadays it feels like fucking death just to walk for 1 minute in the sun
Who will Barca buy with 222m?
>>77468149
>why did Conte seem so happy to let him go to United
Conte is now asked about why he sold Nemanja Matic to Manchester United. He simply says: "You must ask the club about this."
>>77468183
It's never his fault. Never.
>>77468094
>>77468118
>>77468156
>>77468171
47 was the highest air temperature. I doubt it'll hit 50 air wise.
>>77468176
Me 2bh
>>77468171
Ye truth but winter makes me depressed
Will you be watching Derby vs Sunderland tonight?
>>77468176
Coutinho now, Greasemann in January.
>>77468176
Dembele and Coutinho
>>77468207
kc tier
>>77468207
>Me 2bh
>>77467835
What was sir alex record vs top 6?
>>77468195
We're talking about Chelsea here. They don't give their coaches too much authority.
>>77468209
Might watch a bit but it's pretty much guaranteed to be awful.
>>77468239
>"sir" alex
fuck off manc
>coutinho leaves
>amerifranchises buy Pulisick
and you think liverpool cant get more annoying??
>Lallana dead
L M A O
>Philippe Coutinho will miss tomorrow's friendly against Athletic Bilbao in Dublin with a sore back.
hmmm
>>77468292
when he comes back he'll be like 2 new signings
>>77468312
>sore back
how does one get one of these in a sport which focuses on the feet?
Has he been upto funny business?
Superpower can't be stopped
>>77468156
Isn't Skol just completely tasteless and like 2%?
>>77468338
>From LA to India
lmao hes probably on mega money though
>>77468336
(gay)sex
Anyone know any good football fantasy betting sites? I was really looking forward to doing Fanduel this season but it has stopped doing UK football, fucking sucks.
I want a weekend fantasy team site like Fanduel and Draftkings, any ideas?
>>77468336
Probably sore from Firminho thrusting his tranny cock into Cou10's sweet little boipucci all night
>>77468229
It's been a long time since I actually drank it. Pretty sure it wasn't tasteless but bad tasting and definitely had more than 2%.
>>77468229
They won't regret it
Why do people want Bale? Yes he was an incredible football for a few seasons but the guy just can't stay fit. If a team pays £100m on a guy who only played less or equal to one half of one third of one quarter of Madrid's games last season due to injury then they're a little bit loopy.
>>77468360
Has to be
Cant wait for Derby to demolish Blunderland
>>77468418
>derby top of the championship and forest bottom
It will be a great night
>>77468418
hmm bein sports have deemed that game less worthy of showing than ligue 1, a europa replay and a random tennis tournament
>>77468445
It's fucking non league football, of course no one cares.
>>77468461
>you in charge of definitions
Literally, unironically the original league
>>77468461
so is videoton v bordeaux and ive never heard of wta stanford
>>77468392
Cause some fans think the injury problems will go away because they have a 'world class' medical team.
t. Chelsea fan
>>77468461
>>77468499
source
>>77468445
That's because it is. Wish I could watch Monaco instead.
>>77468499
fannies are disgusting
>>77468499
They're the same cunts who think that specific coaching teams make the chance of a player suffering an injury at the hands of another player more likely. That a player who is made of glass will suddenly not be made of glass in another club.
>>77468481
>Europa LEAGUE
>non league
m8
>>77468559
>person who sucks skys dick about what league is important upset at what league sky is showing
>>77468499
i want to have sex with girls
>>77468499
I'm on nofap pls
>>77468559
>That's because it is. Wish I could watch Monaco instead.
BT lad
>>77468604
BT must be fucking creaming themselves over Neymar getting signed. The ligue 1 rights cost nothing when they got them
>the 'NON LEAGUE' autist still hasn't left
Can anyone fluent in memelang translate >>77468572 for me?
>>77468586
but they don't want to have sex with you.
>>77468499
B R E H
>>77468559
the monaco game is better but they have 3 channels ffs
>>77468499
Burma, reunite with UK plz. China doesn't love you like they should.
Who shows all these games?
PL-BT/Sky
EFL Cup-BT
FA Cup-BT/BBC
Ligue 1-BT
Bundesliga-BT
Serie A-?
La Liga-Sky
CL-Sky/BT
Correct?
>>77468563
>>77468499
desu fuck Arsenal's medical staff
>>77468670
BT have Serie A too
Sky have some random cups from italy and france IIRC
>>77468670
>>77468676
BT also have Portugal but they don't show every game
>>77468670
>CL-Sky/BT
No, just BT
Also
>Serie A - BT
>Portugese whatever - BT
>HUEHUE - BT
>Dutch - Sky
>Chinese - Sky
>Australian - BT
>>77468670
>PL-BT/Sky
>EFL Cup-Sky
>FA Cup-BT/BBC
>Ligue 1-BT
>Bundesliga-BT
>Serie A-BT
>La Liga-Sky
>CL-BT
thats correct
>>77468675
t. Retard Arsecuck
>>77468670
And I forgot the Championship. Is just Channel 5? Do they show actual games or just the highlights?
>>77468706
Sky show the matches, C5 show the highlights. Colin Murray is presenting it this year
>>77468670
Non-League - BT
>>77468705
London is blue
>>77468742
Not when you stab them
Who should LFC buy to replace Lallana la
>>77468768
Javi Martinez
>>77468768
chamberlain
>>77468670
Soccerstreams
>>77468768
Keita tee bee aytch
>Coutinho misses tomorrow' friendly due to a "sore back"
It's happening la's
>>77468883
>It's happening
Another stoning?
>tfw I will never be a /fa/ as fuck football lawyer
>>77468883
*locks the RAWK thread*
>>77468883
Stop killing Yemeni children.
>2017
>I still can't pay a monthly fee like Netflix to watch my own fucking league
>Some paki in Tajikistan can watch more Premier League football than I can
Why are there no personalities in football? Would be so great to have a top 20 player who was willing to call Neymar out on his bullshit.
>>77468990
>>77468990
You mean like in WWE?
>>77468990
they will lose their brand la
>>77468990
I wish Juan Mata could. He's a good la
What's the deal with "Days of Our Lives"?, 50 seasons and still going. Is it any good?
>>77469048
it's a soap, you can kill off the entire cast with no issue
>>77467802
Paid for with dirty Qatar money no less.
Will la Liga allow it?
>>77468999
Checked for best bants
>Chalobah added: "Being at Chelsea, I would have signed a new deal and gone out on loan again and got frustrated. That was the choice I had to make, but it was emotional leaving Chelsea.
so they were going to loan him again? lyl
>Thomas Lemar to Arsenal: Sky Sports man says talks are now being held over deal. Appearing on Sky Sports News' Transfer Centre, Magee said: "We are told discussions are ongoing over the future of this man - attacking midfielder Thomas Lemar.
>"Arsenal have already had two bids of £30m and £40m rejected by Monaco. The Ligue 1 side are thought to be holding out for £50m.
>"Head coach Leonardo Jardim, meanwhile, has told reporters that he can't guarantee they'll keep all their important players."
hahahahahh enjoy wasting your money Arsecucks
>French winger Ousmane Dembélé is set to imminently agree personal terms with Barcelona after the Catalan club accelerated their pursuit of the Borussia Dortmund man following the departure of Neymar, according to L’Équipe.
>tfw no big transfer hooplah until Alexis leaves the last day of the window
>>77469194
>L’Équipe.
Stopped reading there. About as trustworthy as the Metro.
>>77469212
stoped reading at the end of the quote instead of keeping on reading? good for you
>Football Weekly is instantly shit
>They're going to be making "sarcastic" snide shots about jimbo leaving for the entire season
>Meanwhile, Jimbo's new Totally Radical and Awesome Super Podcast is going to be utter shite for the first few months while they iron out the kinks
end it
>>77469202
If Lemar joining Arsenal is true, I can see him going to PSG or Bayern or Barca. I can't see him being allowed to go to City.
>>77469224
how fucking new are you?
>>77469231
It's kinda sad 2bh but I need some AC Jimbo in my life
>>77469194
>>77469212
its from Bilel Ghazi who seems to be their best reporter
Football is back lads
God bless us all
>>77469231
>Meanwhile, Jimbo's new Totally Radical and Awesome Super Podcast is going to be utter shite for the first few months while they iron out the kinks
It'll be fine, it's the same staff and producers
He did football weekly but not a podcast for bt's euro show and it was excellent
>>77469193
Don't they NEED a proper centre mid who's not retard/dead for half the season?
>>77469233
I remember Wonga saying the same shit about Adebayor, Nasri, Van Persie, Clichy, Fabregas not leaving. Alexis sounds like he has his mind set on City
>>77469288
Join us
>>77469046
>>77468670
I'm sensing you're a real armchair sorta guy
>>77468960
>2017
>British
>Doesn't go to see games live.
Bale to tottenham for 160million while real madrid pays 320million for m'braappe.
>>77469349
That's not Monaco-Toulouse.
>>77469407
>French league
Mate...
>poowich
>>77469396
Bale back to Tottencum would be pretty nice desu, although it would probably mean they'd win the league
>>77469507
Out of the teams that could compete to win the league spurs are objectively the good guys
>>77469470
Great kit,
Also sorry to give attention to him but:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-40811022
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77465745
Pretty good
He should be able to stat pad like never before. Soon people will unironically think he's better than Messi.
Hopefully he doesn't forget CL is what really matters.
>>77469529
The manchester teams are the bad guys. Especially the french national team led by mourinho.
>>77469572
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77469326
Wenger said they weren't leaving, not that they weren't going to a specific club. Either way, that was a different time.
>>77469325
Not really. They have plenty of CM's. Until they get of Elnemy, Wilshere, Ox, Carzola and Ramsey (which will leave them with Maitland-Niles, Xhaka, Coq and Ozil plus the good youths) Left Wing is literally devoid of players. Even Sanchez can't do well there. So Lemar makes sense more than another CM.
but I dunno, I'm going off what I can remember from FA Cup.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501866134997.webm
>>77469529
I guess, but they still have pretty annoying fans.
>>77469572
JUST
>>77469572
thanks doc
>>77469778
Hello /f/ella
>>77469777
why would you do this?
>>77469888
Because he's a shitposter?
>>77469888
Do what?
>>77469572
>BRING ME THE BATMAN
https://www.premierleague.com/news/444152
>Players who dive or feign injury could face a two-match suspension starting from this season.
>Footage from the weekend's fixtures will be reviewed each Monday and any player found guilty of simulation will be banned. The three-man panel will consist of one former match official, a former manager and an ex-player.
>The Football Association will only be able to impose the ban if the panel's decision is a unanimous one. If a player is found guilty of deceiving an official or admits to the charge, the yellow or red card given to the opposing player can be rescinded.
What about Monday night games you dumb fucks.
>>77470168
Well they can't work Tuesdays because it's the Hawk God Marathrine's holy day, which everyone in the FA observes, and Wednesday has everyone busy with the European fixtures, so it'll just have to do, I'm afraid.
>>77465805
The team is world class they just need a midfielder with more grit and finesse.
Swap Arsenal's CM/DM's with United's and you've got a very very good team
>poop had a meeting with the greatest modern england exposer
man city about to expose the league
>spend over £100m on players
>sell for £194m inside a year
>baker, pasalic, christensen, musonda looking like at least 2-3 of them they might get a chance to impress
>local team is doing ok, comfy 4th place position, can focus on the league entirely now that the pipe-dream of making it to the fedora league got crushed by slovak farmers
>relations at work keep getting stronger, people are really starting to like me
>got a brand new confidence with women, stopped talking to uggos for cheap sex and mainly hit on women way out of my league
>eating healthier, feeling leaner
>it's all going to go to shit in the end anyway
>>77470424
>>it's all going to go to shit in the end anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNWs7X-UMsI
mbappers has looked average so far, was he a bernardo babby?
>>77469572
>pick our kit for ultimate team plz
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-0/chelsea-antonio-conte-deny-diego-costa-forced-out-transfer-news-a7877121.html
>Conte said that the idea the Spanish striker only found out he had no future at the club through a text message in June is 'nonsense'
>Costa’s legal representative Ricardo Cardoso on Thursday strongly criticised the club’s attitude towards his player, saying they had made it “impossible” for the player to stay due to how the manager had dismissed him, but both Conte and the club have strongly rejected that, with the Italian even stating “I don’t know why lawyers are getting involved.”
>“Again?” Conte asked. “I have to repeat the same? For me it's very simple, the situation. I repeat what I said in the past, maybe 10 days ago. The player, his agent and the club knew very well the future of the player in the summer.
>“They knew very well. For sure I don't understand why lawyers are getting involved. I don't understand this. The situation is very clear and is always the same.”
lmao the absolute STATE of Costa fucking hell.
>Chelsea’s director of communications then immediately offered a statement reading: “The premise the lawyer has put forward is just wrong. The decision on Diego was made back in January. The player knew the decision, his agent knew the decision, clearly the lawyer has not been well informed.”
>>77470883
wasn't he told to piss off in Jan because hes so insufferable?
>keep costa against his will as a third choice striker
>morata does ok, below expectations (5-10 goals, good link-up with azza and will.i.an)
>based patrick bateman gets 15-20 and becomes a chelsea legend before retiring to mlels aged 33
Gonde pls let it happen
By the way, why are there literally (yes literally) 2 posters in this thread right now?
>>77471269
/trans/ is normie paradise and everyone is out fucking 3/10s they picked up in bars, feelsbadman
>>77471269
/trans/ has peaked for the next few years la, there's nothing that can possibly be exciting any more
>>77471337
Im waiting to go to a hit a party but you lads are the perfect predrinks
Mbappe may have just tore something in his knee
>>77471337
Tbf I'm probably one of the most normie people on this board. I use /trans/ to do this >>77471373 all the time desu
>be tsu
>use surrogates for your children so you wont have to deal with womens bs
>get your gf pregnant
>>77471445
Nevermind, he aight
>>77471491
He went back down but it might not be a tear
>>77471445
>>77471491
>>77471690
Thanks Jeff
>drinking beer by myself, aimlessly posting on several 4chan boards
This is the life I chose, not the one that was given to me
thai green curry crisps from asda desu lads
>>77471896
You've only got one left bro - do they deliver in Oslo?
>>77472007
I'm not in Oslo. Also what do you mean deliver? If you're thinking about beer you can't legally sell anything above like 2% alcohol or whatever after eight. On saturdays it's six. Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
>>77472091
>can't legally sell anything above like 2% alcohol or whatever after eight. On saturdays it's six
What the actual fuck? Why? They just want to tell you how to live?
>I didn't come to PSG to be the star - Neymar
>Paris St-Germain's new world record signing Neymar tells Richard Conway he did not move from Barcelona to "be the star".
>says he doesn't want to be in Messi's shadow
>Her dur hurp de derp I don't wanna be a star at PSG
Then why did you leave, fuck nut?
>>77472254
money
>>77472254
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>>77472274
>>77472286
I guess he had some dodgy tax shit in sPAIN.
>go on /tv/ to look for Dunkino threads
>there's a 120+ post thread about Neymar
Intredasting
>>77472125
Yeah it's pretty fucked up. Democratic socialism is a pretty good idea longterm, and it'll look good in numbers and statistics, but just like any form of Marxist form of rule it's cancer for people that just want to live their lives the way they want to. The amounts of time I've thought to myself "fuck man I just want to get out of here" are many, but at the end of the day it's definitely one of the safest places on earth to live. I mean basically every single person dying of anything other than old age is reported on, you basically can't fail in life (you never see a homeless norwegian unless he/she is a drug-addict) and education is pretty much free.
But recreationally it's fucking hell on earth. It's so stale and boring and nothing exciting ever happens to you unless you go out and look for it yourself. You hardly meet anyone that's creative or even remotely different from the guy sitting next to him. Sorry for the pretentious attitude, but it's fucking boring here you know.
Unironically listening to Bananarama rn
>>77471481
Me too tbf
>>77472254
the argentinians bullied him
>>77472356
Interesting reflections. I have no problem at all with tax and spend if it ends up with a safe prosperous society but that's the kind of thing we don't hear about.
>>77472414
>Shall I do it, boss?
>Do it. Do it.
Messi isn't autistic at all. He's just a fucking sociopath.
>>77465905
wew lad there goes my no-fap month
>>77472432
If it wasn't for football, he'd have been a serial killer.
>>77472415
Thanks la. I also forgot to mention bars and pubs aren't allowed to stay open for longer than 2:30am, for god knows what reason.
>>77472414
Messi is like a fucking mob boss
>>77472356
Denmark is like this as well, and your description is very fitting. We have a tax on nuts for fucks sake, it makes no fucking sense
>>77472414
lmao punked
>>77472535
>we will never be americans
>>77472531
amerilard agencies need to update their badges they're so 90s
>>77465905
>Alison Brie
The degenarate kike mindset of America
>>77472414
The fact Messi doesn't even react. No laughter. No trying to calm Neymar down. This just proves he's a fucking sociopath. Almost like the fact it happened wasn't important. Just the fact he got somebody to do it.
>>77472535
what social evil does uninhibited nut consumption enable?
>>77467625
hollister jumper on, funny phil
>>77472558
>tfw you will never buy a muscle car for pennies and drive around paying 50 cents a liter for petrol celebrating your youth
why live norbro?
>>77472584
Eating 200g of cashew nuts a day makes you 0.0000002% more likely to vote for a right wing party
>>77472614
for the memes my fellow European friend
>>77472614
careful when you refill though lad
>>77470116
>>77472356
Lighten up my dude. You would not have had it better any other place.
P.S. brew your own beer.
Eu?
>>77472614
>being this americanised
>>77472640
>>77472658
I'm sure socialism benefits you, Hakim
about to smoke my first joint in 8 months
>Nerman to PSG
>Coutinho to Barca
>Pulisic to Liverpool as a result since Klopp can't get anyone else
Please no. I don't want to have to cheer for Livershit.
>>77472614
I don't even know anymore my dude, it just seems like >our current leaders want to decimate everything the previous generations have died for us to experience. With just a little bit of concern towards their own people instead of thinking about mass control and virtue signaling non-stop, this could've been the greatest years in nordic history. Instead they've fucked it up by importing refugees because to look good on twitter and implemented rules that restrict citizens from sharing opinions and bonding with each other (for example closing bars early, internet surveillance etc).
>>77472658
>sharialand waterpark talking shit
If we were more like amerilards we would at least have the freedom to do what we want to do, be that fuck up our own lives or become super successful doing something no one else has thought about doing before. This constant "look how safe we are lads, why change a winning team xD" mentality is why nearly every Scandinavian country is suffering from mass depression.
>>77472731
ejaria > pulisic
>>77472743
>ejaria
Literally who?
Neymar to Liverpool
>>77472770
source?
>>77472788
keked
>>77465745
HE WILL MAKE LIGUE UN A GREAT LEAGUE !!! WHERE EVERYBODY WILL WATCH!!!!! HE IS THE KING !!!!! .... HE WANTS A TEAM FOR HIM. HE WANTS BALLON D'OR .... HE NEEDS TO BE IN A TEAM WITHOUT CR7 AND MESSI ... TO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN IT.
>>77472766
sorry
ejaria > woodburn > pulisic
>>77472720
You're going to break your brain.
oh my just went on youtube what am i looking at
>>77472815
>woodburn
Who the fuck are these kids?
>>77472740
Completely agree with you. The Scandi mentality is safety above all else, and our 'leaders' probably think they're doing everyone a favour by providing a thousand safety nets, and trying to dictate how everyone live their lives so they don't fuck anything up. Sadly, as you said earlier, this makes everyone a copy of a copy. I usually find it much more interesting to talk to girls from other countries, as they have actual personalities
>>77472740
>americans are free
americans are debt slaves
>>77472827
I don't know, what are you looking at?
>>77472656
You are probably right. But sometimes, wouldn't you like to trade some of that security for just a little bit of excitement and individuality?
>>77472880
calm down there anders
Europoorean ABAs are unbearable.
>>77472880
>excitement and individuality
nigga all americans do everyday is slave away at two minimum wage jobs while being overly entertained by their consumer culture and amerisports. biggest conformists ever.
go travel there and you'll see how shit it is
>>77472898
You're right, I'm getting ahead of myself
>>77472914
Don't get two shits about americans, I just wish everyone here wasn't so boring
500 posts I demand a new thread immediately
>>77467075
>>77467081
>>77467839
Carling is the worst
OVER 500 POSTS IN A NEYMAR THREAD
A M A Z I N G
bumpaaa
bumposss
byumpyos