/heem/: RIP in peace Goldie edition

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Who is your favourite male fighter?

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>>77465756
jones

>Anyone taking Paulie seriously about anything after he got cucked by Adrian Broner and denied it on national television

https://youtu.be/cGZgMdlpTGk

>>77465756
goobs

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>>77465756
If I had to pick.

>>77465743
no goldie introducing zagbit magomedsharipov

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I hope he wins

But I just think Moreno is a bad match up for Sergio

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Heem's boys

>>77465756
Amanda Nunes

>>77465819
Nigga who is a tryhard loser and Goobs needs to find his pants.

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What will you do when Floyd's too-small head bounces off the canvas?

How do I make webm of el cucuy at ufc 214?

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>>77465913
step one: cut a hole in a box

>>77465923
then what?

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>>77465941
two: put your junk in that box

>>77465913
Do you have the video?

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https://streamable.com/wkbx3
This confrontation between Wanderlei Silva and Chael Sonnen is funny because Silva talks like a reetard and Chael coldy shuts him down.

Looks like Paulie is officially out of team McGregor

>>77465951
Can Goober see over the steering wheel?

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>>77465983
do you hate him?

>>77465913
Xmedia recode will get it done. Never tried it but other people swear by webm for retards

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>>77465983
You don't need to see the road when you predict deez tings

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how can one family have so much talent

>>77465878
this is the power of steroids

who is your favorite female fighter? be honest in your answer.

>>77465756
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

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>>77466137
For me, it's Baelexa Grasso.

>>77466086
Which one got high on spice?

>>77466148
HEAD MOVEMENT

>>77466157
It actually shits me that she uses head movement when it's not useful; while she's not attacking or defending. She doesn't take her head off the line, and she doesn't use head movement well to defend against strikes. But she moves her head when she's bobbing back and forth, so therefore she has good boxing!

Bleh.

I like her, and relative to her division she can easily be top five. But she has bad habits that I won't believe she can kick until she does.

>>77466184
she should be bobbing back and forth with her head alright

>>77466203
DELET

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>>77466203
You're thinking of Paige, my guy.

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>>77466137
Randa

>>77465819
Does that faggot know his muscles aren't that big to where he has to leave his arms like that 24/7

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wmma > manlet division

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thicc

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>>77466226
Don't make fun of Goober like that, Invisible Lat Syndrome is incurable.

>>77466226
He does it to make himself look bigger

>>77466226
>>77466250
>>77466254

>athlete poses for a photo

>omg why does he do that guys

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>>77466245

>>77466250
Shogun be like tha fuck is dis guy doin

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>>77466276

You just know.

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>>77466276
>>77466293
>this fatass won't let me eat her ass
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77466314

How do you know she won't let you? Did you ask her?

She's freaky as fuck, she might be down for it.

Everyone I've talked to so far reckons Niko smokes Jouban

I don't see how? Do people just sleep on Alan?

>>77466314
>>77466342
fug

>>77466293
It might be a tad early since she just made her pro debut, but Juju Auclair is in the same weight class. Would make for some top notch dry humping

>>77466359
everyone just saw him get finished by a meme hypejob tbf

>>77466359
Jouban had a broken foot a month and a half ago, didn't he?

>>77466086
>NFL
>Talent
Their only talent is being large which, obviously, is not a talent.

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>>77466371
>juju
hnng

>>77466359
Price seems kind of terrible to me

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>>77466371
>dry

Rin would be wet as fuck for sure my man.

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>>77465970
I- can't let you get close silva-san

>>77465970
>shoots for a takedown in flip flops

The absolute madman.

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>>77466458
Rizin has some pretty seriously elite camera work going on

>>77466359
kek, I just went back to watch Price's last fight and it turns out he popped for marijuana

Jouban had better watch out for that PED abusing motherfucker

>>77466504
>>77466342
>>77466293
>>77466245

looks like a dude

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>>77466422
let me just put on 10 stone then nfl here i come!

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>>77466532
Found your waifu

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<--gooby

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>>77466532
>Ireland finds out about proxies.jpg

>>77465743
>The longtime play-by-play voice of the Octagon unceremoniously parted ways with the UFC last year after spending 20 years as a mainstay of the company’s broadcast booth — exiting the UFC without even a tribute from the promotion itself. On Monday, speaking publicly for the first time since his departure, Goldberg said he was stunned to learn of the UFC’s decision to not renew his contract at the beginning of December, and explained that he simply resolved to close out the final three shows of his UFC career with the same level of professionalism as everything that came before.

>“It was a shock,” Goldberg said on The MMA Hour. “I was speechless. I didn’t know what type of emotion to have, because I was just in a state of shock and disbelief. People love that warm, fuzzy blanket. That’s what you were describing a second ago, and (longtime broadcast partner) Joe (Rogan) and I have been that warm, fuzzy blanket for a long time when it came to the UFC. Everybody gets new blankets and they get new furniture, but at the end of the day, when you cuddle up on a Sunday and you watch football, that blanket in the corner that’s got holes in it, and it’s kinda smelly but that’s your blanket, that’s the one you utilize.

>“Joe and I have been so blessed and fortunate to be — and I love the description, ‘the soundtrack’ — so blessed and fortunate to be the soundtrack of the UFC for so long, that it really was, I was in shock and disbelief for that reason.”

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>>77465756

will he ever smile again

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>>77466584
When he can finally eat chicken again
So in like 6 months

>>77466577
I'm glad that Goldberg was self-aware enough to realise that the only reason people liked him as an announcer was his familiarity.

For sure my man

>>77466577

>I am a smelly blanket

What did he mean by this?

>>77466359

Jouban has power in his hands and he's a decent striker. I've never seen him get wrestlefucked, Price will be swinging for the fences and missing and getting touched up on the feet

>>77466688

Jouban is a chinlet

>>77466562
Spoopy skeleton lookin like she's about to break a hip.

Still would let her slobber on me bell end

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not all that fussed about jouban 2bh

>>77466701
Wasn't enough for Perry to take him out

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>>77466714

not all that fussed about Gunnar 2bh

>>77466620
On top of that, the reason I like goldie is because I don't give a fuck about the commentary. It's better to hear goldberg get some stuff wrong than anik/stann spitting of fun facts and irrelevant shit.

>>77466722
Did Perry land cleanly once? I haven't watched that fight since it happened.

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>>77466725

I'm not either 2bh

>>77466722
Perry had a limited skill set going into that fight and couldn't get close to him to land anything. That fight really caused platinum to grow

>>77466725
inb4 somethnig somethnig eyepoke

>>77466738
why didnt chiesa exploit his babbychin instead of trying to memejitz him

>>77466732
I haven't either, but I think he wobbled him once at the end of round 1 before the leg kicks totally fucked him

>>77466762

Cheeser has poo striking

>>77466762

Because Chiesa is a brainlet

>>77466562
is she not able to bed her back? jesus how is she so stiff

>>77466701
>>77466722

Perry would probably heem Price and Jouban beat him

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>>77466789

I always thought pic related was from the werdum knee, well shit

Which fight was this?

>>77466815
JDS.

>>77466815
JDS dude

>>77466815
Stipe?

>>77466815

The JDS fight, after JDS spinning meme kicked him

>>77465756
>Who is your favourite male fighter?
>male

You're like one of those Americucks who call the national Soccer Team the US Men's National Team.

At least this guy is trolling:
>>77465843

>>77466789
http://i.imgur.com/tgPss3v.gifv

why didn't hunt just knee him in the face the first two times

>>77466827
>>77466829
>>77466832

Of course, thanks brehs.

>>77466837
I think he may have been waiting on the sprawl to stay off the ground

>>77466262
you can't be serious
Conor is the GOAT Cringe Flexer

Shogun knows:
>>77466250

>>77465743
>/heem/: RIP in peace Goldie edition

He isn't dead you big dummy!

Lads seriously what are we going to do when Conor gets humiliated in the boxing ring
Pretentious Boxfags won't let us hear the end of it because Conor is supposedly an MMA GOAT

>>77466873

>no shirt

>professional photographer taking a picture

>omg guys why is he posing

>>77466725
I always get teary-eyed when I see this for some reason...?

>>77466899

>A fucking leaf

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>>77466086
>Jon is the runt of that litter
could you imagine is there was actual elite athletes in the UFC?

>>77466893
>losing to the GOAT pillowtapper in pillowtap is somehow humilliating
Unless Floyd straight up heems him (and even then, to an extent), Conor is literally in a win-win situation. He loses, everyone knows he would literally kill Floyd in a real fight, including Floyd. He somehow wins, he's the undisputed GOAT forever.

>>77466907
>could you imagine is there was actual elite athletes in the UFC?

there are, in the weight classes that are too small to play other professional sports

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>>77466879
Bellator is a fate worse than death

>>77466896
Conor Cringe Flex McGregor has no legacy.

>2 legit fights in 2 years.

Loads of elite fighters have fought 6 times in the last 2 years.
Johny Hendricks, though no longer elite, has fought 4 times in the last year.
Conor is making money but he's a novelty fighter who will never reach the heights of Jones, GSP, Anderson Silva, et al., unless he spends the next few years defending his belt and fighting legit competitors.

>>77466907
Is that Kate Bush?

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HEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>77466931

>Most knockouts in WW history
>Rumble

kek

>>77466918
>he's the undisputed GOAT forever
lel
goat of what? silly novelty fights?
I hear after Floyd, Conor is going to fight an ostrich.

>>77466918
You're talking facts, and facts don't matter when it comes to flinging shit.
The MMA guy will lose to the boxing guy. It's going to reflect poorly

>>77466907
>implying size = elite
yeah man I love watching fat fucks in the HW division swing wildly and fall on each other before they start gassing in round 2

>>77465743
You worried me for a moment OP, I thought Old Gold was dead.

>>77466949
Conor pushed him down!

>>77466952
Will Rumble really come back to fight Jon ? Would they even allow him to jump straight back to a title shot ?

>>77466960
>conquers MMA
>conquers all of combat sports
>conquers all species
Absolute GOAT.
>>77466961
Just spam Couture taking Tooney's soul at them.

Someone checked one of my kicks last night and nearly fractured my leg.

Need some /heem/ approved recovery entertainment

>>77466949
Why boxers spar with padded belts but mmartists don"t ?

>>77466944
yee dude

>>77466962
>implying his brothers aren't absurdly athletic

Jon wasn't athletic enough to make it in football or basketball. If Arthur decided to transition into MMA, since he's been cut from the Colts, he'd dominate at HW no questions asked.

>>77467015
because in mma youre allowed to strike below the belt

>>77467009
Multiple pints of Jaipur.

MMA a league
>UFC

MMA b leagues
>Lellator
>ONE

MMA c leagues
>Rizin
>Invicta
>Ksw
>Cage warriors + bamma
>M-1
>LFA
>that russian one

Who would you add?

>>77467009
Silva vs Weidman 2

Daniel "You can't kick me in the head with your left leg" Cormier

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>>77467009
BBQ and acai bowls

>>77467047

VFC and Titan in c

>>77467047
>PFL
>Titan FC
>Pancrase
>Jungle Fight

>>77467009
hulk hogan vs anyone

How shitty are streams gonna be on the 26th?

I feel like /sp/ in general is gonna be unbearable for some time after that

>>77467114

>Not paying for it

Moscow 2017 World Taekwondo Grand Prix - Semi-Finals & Finals


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTlp_XmMaZI

kicks in 30min

>>77467047
Invicta is c league overall but for sure the wmma b league

Is ONE really that much better than rizin and other C leagues? It's certainly a step below bellator

Who do they have that's good? Meme askren?

>>77467146
>Paying $100 for memes
Memes are for the people, it's a good given right. It's unconstitutional to charge for memes but I wouldn't expect a failed state like yours to understand that.

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>>77467146
>actually buying this shit

>>77467151
So is it full contact or the meme shit they have in the Olympics? No way I'm watching foot fencing

>>77467162
>>77467164

kek its only £19.95 over here

Get cucked

>>77467168
with helmet

>>77467180
That's 20 queenies that you could spend on alcohol or wings. I'm just going to a sports bar.

>>77467201

I'm not a poorlet so i can do both

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How will Conorfags EVER recover after this????

>>77467218

>Paulie
>Beating the breaks off anyone

KEK

>>77467218
Paul is a big guy tho.

>>77467224
Paulie's the one calling for the video of the whole sparring session to be released, I tend to trust him.

>>77467242

For sure Paulie heem'd conor stiff my man

GRASSO JUST MISSED WEIGHT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WMMAFAGS

>>77467267
HUE

Grassofags are scum

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>>77467267
>119

CARBED

THE

FUCK

UP

>>77467267

More like Alexa FATTO

>>77467294
her names is Karen Montes you sperg

>>77467299
Karen Monsanto please save my fat ass

>>77467312
kek

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>>77465756
Reem bless lads

>>77467299

Her name is Karen Alexa Grasso Montes

>>77467329
so you went up to wikipedia

her real name is Karen Montes, Alexa Grasso is her artist name

>>77467324
>pre-horsemeat reem

>>77467329
Last names don't go last in a lot of countries. Yair Rodriguez Portillo, Demian Maia Baptista, etc.. Basically her name is Karen Grasso

Hahahahaha looks like another one of Calendars girls is about to lose. Fuck Grasso stupid bitch.

I pray for the day Cynthia Calvillo gets her shit pushed in. I hate Calendar so much, pedo trash. Post another baby picture you freak.

>>77467345

Look mate you're dutch, you are from the most irrelevant nation on earth. So dont reply to me again

Alexa Fatto BTFO

>>77467345
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_customs_of_Hispanic_America

>>77467267
top jej, how is this even possible

>>77467267
Anyone screencap it?

>>77467362
yet we have had more UFC champions than your country

ahahahah BTFO

>>77467360
Why are you so obsessed with him. Im really beginning to think you seriously have autism

>>77467390

No you dont

>>77467397
check the record pal, you cant recover from this

britcucks eternally BTFO

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>>77467355
Young Reem vs Uber Reem vs Econoreem who wins?

>>77467405

Bas is the only dutch UFC champ

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Post Overeem's reaction to this.

>>77467413
GDR.

unfriendly reminder i would heem you in front of your mom

>>77467416
canadian cuisine is such dogshit i'm surprised anybody noticed, and i say this as a bong

>>77467114
>tfw every last casual will have absolute necessity to say something awfully important
Fug

>>77467422

Oh yeah i suppse

>Bas
>GDR

against

>Conor
>BisGOAT

i think England wins

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>>77467387
Found one. She's not that pudgy.

>>77467405
>Overeem was born in Hounslow, England

sad!

>>77466933
what the fuck are you talking about lol

why are you bringing up jon jones and anderson silva

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>>77467433
>Conor
>English

>>77467454

Englands Brave Collin Mcgoobington

>>77467433
>so buttmad that he claims someone from ireland
just heem yourself senpai there is no recovering from this

>>77467438
>four pounds overweight
>still no tits
How badly did she fuck up her water cut?

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>>77467460

We claim who we want, the props of being a real country

When will some prospect make a reference to /heem/ in a post fight interview

>>77467454
England's Own Conrad Gregorfield

>>77467472
We just had a guy reference the red pill, how much longer could it possibly take?

Sadly someone (Ben 10, one of the Camozzis, Alvey or Lauzon, I guess?) will probably reference Reddit first.

>>77467490
What does red pill and heem have in common?

>>77467472
hopefully never

the influx of casuals would be insane, I hardly can handle the >muh conor brats

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>>77467506

>>77467438
Think I'll throw a cheeky tenner on Markos; Grasso's dad had to help her onto the scale.

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>>77467409
ubereem all day ery day

>>77467506
virginity

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>>77467490
>We just had a guy reference the red pill, how much longer could it possibly take?

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>>77467535

>>77467506

the realization that mma is literally the best art that humans can create is a bretty gud redpill

>>77467547
>that standing hammerfist

Has Artem started a revolution?

>>77467472
Once I'm champ I'll make shout outs to Heem

>>77467583

Alexa CRAPPO

>>77467583
What a rollercoaster of emotion.

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>>77467416

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What did he mean by this?

>>77467583

How many tacos did she miss weight by?

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Guess Cynthia doesn't have to compete with Alexa for Daddy Dana's attention anymore

>>77467675
>when you tell her that you post on /heem/

>>77467242
That's a bluff, he knows Conor can't release that and let Floyd study his angles

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>>77467660
How much does a taco weigh?

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>>77467721

You tell me, I'm a bong I don't know what a taco weighs m8

>>77467242
yeah like they are gonna release video of conor boxing lol

let's see floyd's sparring session 12 rds

>>77467675
I hope mommy Marion beats that bulldog-faced twat and doesn't get robbed again

>>77467658
Phil Hawes is deleted

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When is my boy Carlos gonna fight again?

CM Punk

>>77467794
He's retired

>>77467794

He's a chinlet now, so never

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>>77467796
>>77467798

>>77467794
Maia retired him

Can we make a chart or functional relationship of fighters who retired other fighters

anyone know how this fight ended in tko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyPheOFZwi8

shouldn't it have been dq?

>>77467833

Go ahead and make one then

>>77467583
did this meme actually think she won that fight?

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is marion low key qt

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>>77467660
She missed weight by 12 Royales with Cheese

>>77467842
I feel like my MMA knowledge doesn't go back far enough to make a really comprehensive one but I'll try to get it strarted I guess

>>77467854
yes

>>77467838
Basically Steve Mazzagatti is the biggest cretin ever allowed to referee anything.
He's also the reason why Jones has an L on his record

>>77467838
>CONDOM DEPOT right over his ass

kek

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>>77467854
considering I want to lick her soles clean, I'd have to say yes

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>>77467971
AIDS is serious business

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Get a load of this fucking goof

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>>77468007
wew

Hi Conor my day in paradise would be for me and you to take a big red London bus to the nickelodeon studios and they would show us how rugrats is drawn then we would go to McDonald's and get mcflurrys and you would let me wear your gum shield when I'm eating mine so I don't get a sore head. Then when we do that we would go to my cousin Matthews house he has a big sofa and a big tv the size of a window because his dad is in charge of a business. We would probably watch his tape of E.T. The extra terrestrial alien or home alone thanks your friend and fan Michael

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*blocks your path*

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>>77468007
what a fookin McGuff

>>77465853
Sploosh on the TV.

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MAYWEATHER IS INJURED

THEY'RE CREATING THIS FAKE DRAMA TO BUILD HYPE YA DUMB COCKSUCKAS

PAULIE GABAGOOLI IS GONNA STEP IN SHORT NOTICE AND REPLACE MAYWEATHER, THE SPARRING DRAMA WAS THE SEED

THATS THE FUCKING SEED YA FUCKEN MOMOS

>>77468041

ye fOOKIN weEAZL

>>77468051
Shut up

>>77468048

Guff is a slang word for fart in bongland

>McGuff

bet he had fun at school

For sure Stipe would KO Anthony Joshua

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>>77468007

>the city of that guys life

>>77468072

>Patrick Cummins unironically believes he's gonna be champ

>>77468051
kek

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It's like he is talking to this whole thread at once.

Based Malignaggi

>>77468071

>MMA Angles

>>77468104
This whole thing is a work.

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>>77468138

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It's /yaboy/ whose /boy/ is Kevin Lee

My next prediction is in.

I'm calling Sandoval the winner against Ortiz.
*mic drop*.
*leaves thread*
*sneaks back into thread*

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>tfw is normal posting will never make a comeback

>>77466688
My poor sides. Jouban is 35 and Chinny, Niko heems him inside 2 rounds.

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>>77468179
I genuinely don't like Joey Diaz. You don't get to think you're smart because you talk like a mob boss.
*mic drop*
*leaves thread*
*sneaks back into thread*
*checks for (You)s*

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>>77468072
he looks like this half life 2 character

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>>77468221
>Half life
>2
So does that make a full life?

*Ba-dum-tissshhh*
*GADOOSH*

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You either gon' go out on your face or on your back so which way you wanna go huh? *balances hands* which way you wanna go?

>>77468210
it's funny when someone gets angry and shouts about something mundane but when it goes on and on it gets cringe

>>77468179

I still don't understand how that man is alive.

Just look at him. That's a walking heart attack.

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His body looks surprised

>>77468205
Just like Perry?

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>what happens in sparring stays in sparring
>does a hundred tv interviews and podcasts the second he finishes sparring

so glad that McGoat exposed this weasel

>>77468310
>>77468310
Perry had him wobbled in the first round. Jouban can win this fight based off experience but the dude can get into trouble so easily and from the little I've seen of Niko Price he's good enough to get the job done, most likely by submission.

Whats your ideal outcome for May vs Mac heem?

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>>77468325
>>what happens in sparring stays in sparring
>Post pics that make it look like you're dominating all your sparring partners

>>77468328
Perry had him in absolutely no trouble at all and got dropped twice

Remember when Morono was boxing the breaks off Price? Probably not

>>77468330
Floyd by KO Round 1.

>>77468335
>Perry had him in absolutely no trouble at all
All you have to do is go watch the end of the first round muppet.

>>77468334
not his fault Paulie didn't bring a camerman

>>77468245
frogposter kys

>>77468354
>muppet

Cringing

>>77468345
>t.Dennis Siver fan

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link to UFC 214's The Thrill and the Agony

>>77468373

Google it

>>77468359
Mandrama loser

>>77468378
Yeah i know you are you fucking dweeb

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>>77468373
https://www.mma-core.com/videos/UFC_214_The_Thrill_and_the_Agony/10187017

>>77468377
i was going to link it in that post you fucking bong goof

>>77468363
t.196er

>>77468386

Why did they skip over Manuwa vs Volkan?

I wanted to see Manuwas reaction

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>>77468410
Not sure, you'd think they would include a sub-minute knockout between two top contenders over a fight between two medicore strawweights
Maybe they didn't think their reactions were interesting enough to include

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>>77468391
I'm a 205er

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>>77468391
>reference events from a Micronesian coconut harvesting imageboard in 2014
>get called a 196er

>>77468450
>Mcgregor vs. Siver was my first UFC event I'm an MMA expert guise

So Alexa is going to be a flyweight after this fight right? Who else is going to bump up or drop down to 125? Who do you predict will be the first title fight?

>>77468459
>t.Dennis Siver fan

My first MMA event was eliteXC heat

>>77468466
t.196er

why is everyone obsessed with fighters records?

muhammad ali has losses on his record. jon jones and conor have losses. nobody cares, they'll be remembered as all time greats.

meanwhile all the "undefeated" champions are forgotten except maybe marciano (who died prematurely) and mayweather (who fought in shallow divisions).

a perfect record is all about timing. you have to rise when no other good fighters are around. imagine trying to go 20 years without losing at a time when your division is stacked.

>>77468480

in mma people dont really care about records, Conor has 3 loses doesnt make him any less relevant

Only boxing really care about MUH 0

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>Khabib will beat Tony

Kek

>>77467433
a legend and a coward each, sounds about even

>>77468480
P4P best boxer in the world (ward) is undefeated, Olympic gold medalist, won the super 6 tournament and beat the biggest name around

MMA 'fighters' simply can't compete

>>77468497
>Kebab will fight Tony

double kek

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>>77468480
>they'll be remembered as all time greats.
>conor

LMAO maybe he should fix to defend his belt at least once if you're gonna put him in the same conversation with people with multiple defenses, he's not even top 10

>>77468480

Jones and Khabib are pretty much the only two fighters in MMA history to go deep into their careers without losing

>inb4 Jones lost

How hard will Mayweather vs McGregor be to find a decent link for? I remember the paquiao fight was hard to get link for because so many were getting shut down

>>77468497
My God she's beautiful. I must marry this woman

>>77468522
I found one just fine for that fight, guess you just gotta get lucky but I assume easier since the mmaspergs will be making them as well

Who objectivly has the best MMA record ever?

Not just being undefeated, but has a mixture of wins and Names

>>77468566
Fedor

>>77468566
Overeem

>>77468566
Mickey Gall

>>77468566

Nick Diaz

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>>77468566
Artem Lobov

>>77468566
Jon Jones

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<-- Eddie

Who has pic of Artem facing off with Conor in background cringing

<---Gooby