Heem

Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>77461100
Paulie

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who is

Is this the thread?

>coral springs
>lithcuck
>estonia
>spammer
>spain

all the same sadfaggot proxy hopping

whoa that thread went south real quick

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We are fucked guys.

good thing that guy is gone!

Tachi Palace Fights 32 live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NC7x7joNbk

Stop being autistic /heem/

>>77461365
>beat his ass

Conor won 1-6, gassed, Paulie "beat his ass" 7-11 until Paulie gassed and Conor won 12-15.

>>77461394
conor didn't get touched. Paulie's face was all bruised up. Boxing dies august 26th. These are their last whimpers.

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>>77461099
damn good OP my dude

>>77461365
Pauli is a stand up guy. For whatever reason I believe him over the Goobs PR team.

>>77461339
Do you honestly believe that?

>>77461381
I don't know why but there are some nights when I'm really in the mood for literally who fights. Pretty comfy

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>>77461415
Thanks man really busy had to squeak it out but i got it done

>>77461426
why not

>>77461446
Well because I'm Coral Springs and I know you're objectively wrong. Although I'm positive that this spammer uses proxies to imitate us into getting banned sometimes.

Reminder the spammer hates Schaub, Eugene, Bisping, Conor, Cody, Dillon, and Colby and has outright said he frames us for spamming. H8rs have yet to disavow the spammers actions

Apologize right now!

>>77461460
you have a mental illness

>>77461463
The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>>77461468
I wouldn't know, honestly.

>>77461365
THIS SHIT IS GETTING SPICY

>>77461468
Why do you pick on Springsbro? Its obvious he's not the spammer or whatever personality youve concocted

>>77461463
this isn't your friendzone

>>77461354
what happened?

>>77461480
Were you the same guy that spammed on /wwe/?

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>somebody actually saved these disgusting pics

>>77461339

gentle yet firm heeminder this is the objective truth regardless of what the spammer says

stay safe, heem

>>77461486
never posted in a mandrama thread

>>77461492
I dont think Edgestonia even posts here anymore

>>77461497
Who is your favorite fighter? I'm curious as to who the mentally ill gravitate to.

>>77461483
the same thing that's happening in this thread

>>77461503
cody garbrandt
he's a douchelord but he's a godly fighter

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>>77461490
>you looked at them
>I did too

>>77461505
oh well I filtered him after the first post just like I just did in this thread

>>77461511
Anyone else? Just Cody? Do you watch every event/ are you a hardcore MMA fan?

>>77461517
your filter game is just too stronk! somebody let him know i said this.

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>>77461511

>godly fighter
>got one punch BLACKED

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For sure I was kicking his ass my man

>>77461543
Calendar claims he filters but he's always reading every post. Guy is OCD like that, should get back on his meds.

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>>77461433
sorry no time gotta go cya

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>>77461548
its the sardines my guy. Angles and sardines

>>77461576
What is a skeptical hippo face?

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>>77461548
Was brandon schaubarino, dare I say, right?

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What's the best mma anime?

>>77461100
Thug Rose Namajunas, only inside the cage none of her other antics.

>>77461584
Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm

>>77461572
juicing

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>>77461576

>>77461581
He's Italian? Jesus Christ.

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>>77461580
Just Schaub keeping up with the fresh memes

>>77461607
that hippo is sooooo skeptical

>>77461603
Was Paulie Malignaggi too obscure of a name?

>>77461612
also for some reason the first image result for skeptical hippo face links to schaubs twitter

>>77461612
Super skeptical for sure

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>>77461599

>>77461623
His skin is the color of diarrhea I forgot I'm the last white person left on Earth.

>>77461607
i get that hippo and that hippo gets me

lets go to redit together

>>77461607
Wow haha he does look skeptical.

>>77461635
Italian-Americans look Arab as fuck

So do Italians in general

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>Floyd KO'ed Big Show
>Conor couldn't handle the Mountain

>>77461548
Malignaggi is the definition of angry manlet. He's also annoying as fuck as an announcer. If he's doing the MayMac fight I'll have to watch it on mute.

>>77461652
Hmmmm
Italy
Iraq
Iran
Islam
I wonder wh(I)

>>77461652
They don't call them guinea's for nothing.

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ah, what's the best mma fight of all time?

>>77461607
i take your skeptical hippo and raise you a skeptical snake

>>77461666
He is.

He did a good job at the Kovalev Ward fight. Called it exactly as he saw it.

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I don't know

Lmaoing at you're lives if you really think that Connair didn't light up Jersey Shore guy for 12 rounds.

He's young, hungry and talented. He can probably learn rope walking between the twin towers under a month.

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>>77461681

FORREST GRIFFIN VERSUS STEPHEN BONNAR

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>>77461666
listen, don't you ever talk to me or my fitefu ever again

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What's this stance called?

>>77461733
>"Heem me I'm canadian."

>>77461733
>shoots under your jab

heh, nothin personnel wmma

>>77461685
Paulie hasn't been training in months he went there because McG paid him

>>77461733
the iraqi shuffle

>>77461733
The Phil Brooks stance

>>77461733
>canadian merchant

she should stick to speaking spanish she sounds like arnold schwarzenegger in english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDS8o_IENN4

>>77461789
es normal

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>>77461698
They literally make such a good couple. I feel bad for Jeff.

>>77461789
barney google with the goo goo googly eyes

>>77461808
>dj's legs
literally looks like he's in elementary school

>>77461733
the land mine lean

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>markos is undefeated in canada
>grasso is undefeated in mexico
>fight is in mexico
i wonder how this goes

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>>77461808
holly a cute!

What would be your spanish walkout song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YqzeOlzAGQ

>>77461844
Grasso is gunna stuff her takedowns and beat the shit outta her

>>77461867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ISEzLP4tsA

Leslie Smith looks so uncomfortable

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Mutante vs Nate the Great in Norfolk in November

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>>77461808

>>77461930
wtf was I thinking here. holly was australia and gaijthe was supposed to be poland

>>77461930
Are we fucking Australia on the side then?

for sure jj watt would kick robert whittaker's ass if they fought today lmao

>>77461958
100% my man

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>Hick diaz
>can't take a punch
NO LONGER MY BOY

>>77461973
poor faggot back to robbing liquor stores

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>>77461958
>>77461951
>>77461930

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>>77461100

I have a soft spot for Karolina but how badly she got blown out last time showed she still has a long way to go in being a rounded fighter. JJ is so fucking good to watch. The way she picked apart Andrade was a thing of beauty.

>>77462000
karolina is old and weathered and not a good athlete she isn't going to get much better

>>77461910
kind of interesting fight, if Nate wins that he will definitely get Borrachinha. He's just making his way through all the Vitors

>>77462000
>>77462011
karolina has been throwing punches in gyms for about half her life what you see is what you get

>>77461910
Nate is kill

>conor and floyd actually have people believing and us having honest hopes and dreams of a 0-0 mma fighter defeating the best boxer to ever live in a boxing match

are we just gullible or do we just dare to dream

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>>77462011

Pretty much. It's a shame because I fell in love with her for going toe to toe with JJ the way she did but that was only really possible because Joanna is happy to stand there and jab/leg kick you to death.

>>77462034
it's that conor inspires you

>>77462040
I bet KK has a tight sliz

>>77461881
>mexican wrestling

>>77462040
yeah she is a human punching bag, it's only possible to get to the top like that because she's fighting other tiny women

>Felice Herrig: Loss (Unanimous Decision)

>>77461973
that fight displayed how tough he is, he didn't quit mentally his body physically quit lol, he's not getting those brain years back

>>77462092
alexa should move to northern mexico, a good gym in california or florida

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https://twitter.com/PaulMalignaggi/status/893307628381712385

>>77462092
Will Randa be able to impose the same gameplan on Karen?

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>>77462123
don't do it! think about the memes paulie

>>77462095
he quit as soon as he got up off the ground, wasn't even defending before he even got hit.

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>>77462123
>le butthurt nobody

>>77462092
delete this right now faget

>>77461993
>Canada is the most technical and talented but least appreciated.
100% accurate.

>>77462142
lmfao he didn't quit once he got to his feet, he simply doesn't know what he's doing in there

you've never been in a gym you don't know what you're looking at he was getting murdered a quitter would have dropped after that 1st flurry the fucking ref had to step in

>>77462123
Paulie is a good guy and made the right decision, im rooting for conor all the way through but its a big nigger move to post biased pics of sparring like that

its his loss though, only casuals wont realize how handy having paulie around could be for him

>>77462182
He was treating Lamas like he was fighting some can on the regional scene. You can't be a tough guy with your hands down against a top 5 guy like that lol.

>>77462052
do not say unpure things about kooky

YYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what's that reason for GSP fighting Bisping instead of Woodley? There's a lack of contenders at WW and there's an excess of contenders at MW, GSP's karate boyfriend already lost twice to Woodley.

It looks like he's scurred of getting heemed by the athletic and explosive one.

>>77461681
Griffin v. Bonnar, Gustafsson v. Jones, Lawler v. MacDonald, Liddell v. Wanderlei, Silva v. Sonnen I, Henderson v. Shogun

he wasn't quitting (literally doesn't even make sense in any way) he was being the cocky shit he has always been and it got him lit up

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>>77462218
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>77462186
>but its a big nigger move to post biased pics of sparring like that

doing that is 100% an effort to intimidate Floyd and make him think Goob is better than he really is

Paulie was at Goob's camp to help him have a better chance to win the fight. Posting that stuff helps Goob have a better chance to win the fight.

>>77462239
1. Woodley proved he'll pussy out to keep his belt.
2. He also proved he truly is the Boring One.
3. GSP is as equally as boring ever since he stopped finishing fights in 2009, so him vs. Woodley would be a snoozefest.

>>77462256
>thinking you can shake a 49-0 pro
great opinion

>>77462239
He thinks it's a cherry pick because Bisping sucks. Time will tell if he's underestimating the difficulty of moving up in weight

>>77462279
Gotta sell those wolf tickets.

>>77462256
well now it opens the possibility that floyd underestimates him (doubtful) by things looking like conor is lying about how he's looking.

>>77462256
Paulie is a retired fighter who even in his prime wasn't the guy, conor could floor him with ease and floyd wouldn't really be scared or impressed

floyd is just on a different level

>>77462279
>>77462288
>>77462290

I think they are just trying to float the idea that it's going to be competitive to Floyd's camp. They just want him to believe that it's going to be a tough fight and not a walk in the park, that's it.

>>77462286
>doing that is 100% an effort to intimidate Floyd and make him think Goob is better than he really is
you played yourself

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>>77462303
I think you were right about wolf tickets and wrong about everything else.

>>77462303
well the only reason I brought >>77462288
up is because they have a history of doing this and counting on the sparring partner running their mouth about how they beat conor up. But who knows im just having fun speculating

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>>77462307
Different Canadian.

I'm the one that's always right.

Lads what if Gooby actually Heems Mayweather?

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>>77462256
Well, it backfired. Unless Gooby drops that video the prevailing rumor is going to be that he got washed just like he did with Van Heerden

>>77462328
/box/ will be moved to /asp/

>>77462316
you have a legit poop fetish dont you?

>>77462334
>all this damage control
he's just mad goatgregor dropped him 5 times in a row

>>77462239
Bisbong is a bigger name and an easier matchup

>>77462342
If he really dropped him five times he can go ahead and drop that sparring video as proof

>>77462334
>punished paulie

/heem/ might not survive tbqh

>>77462343
>bigger name
Bisping being a big draw is a meme. Bisping vs Hendo II was supposedly a money match but that PPV sold less than Lawler vs Woodley.

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>>77462352
that would be disrespectful

>>77462341
no actually I am just spreading awareness

>>77462363
He still pulls viewers in England and they don't count towards PPV numbers but does strengthen the value of that TV deal.

Pretty sure the live gate for Bisping/Hendo was pretty good but you'd have to look them up.

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Who's your favorite mulignan in the UFC?

>>77462352
wouldn't be smart

>>77462254
HARD WORK

>>77462379
Suga Rashad

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>>77461100
Germaine de Raindaime

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>>77462379

HAR WOR HAR WOR HAR WOR YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HARRR WEEEERRRK
ᵈᵉᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ
HAARRRR WEEEERRRRK
ᵈᵉᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>77462317
You know, they are wolf tickets, but everyone also hopes that Goobs wins. So it's not quite wolf tickets in the sense that everyone wants to see a guy get chewed up, imo

>>77462321
Conor's camp has a history of "leaking" bad stuff in the buildup to big fights too

>>77462439
lmao ᵈᵉᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ wtf

You can only watch ONE of these fights.

Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones

or

Conor McGregor vs Floyd Mayweather (boxing)

Which do you choose?

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>>77462415
>>77462439
leave, or i'll make you leave!

>>77462363
Tyrone Lawler 240k
Bisping Hendo II 290k

http://mmapayout.com/blue-book/pay-per-view/

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>Miyuu Milf
>Rin Nakai
>Shinjuju

Damn, japs have the best fightfus.

>>77462444
When Floyd yells hard work his non-existent fans are supposed to yell "dedication", but during the press tour the only ones saying it were his daughter, his entourage and like 30 people in the crowd

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>>77462450
T H I C C

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Who owns /Heem/ now that Spainsperg heemed himself?

>>77462495

he's proxy hopping more often

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>>77462495
The King

>>77462464
What the fuck was it that he yelled after that? I remember in the Toronto conference he seemed to skip that second part

>>77462444
>leaking bad stuff too
exactly. It all fits into the same mold. This same timeline of events coming out of his camp has happened before. Its all promotion with a little psychological

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>>77462450

>>77462558
she's like an ugly eva mendes but still very edible

>>77462558
brehs

>>77462558
I just lost my boner

>>77462619
Jon Jones recommends Cialis

>>77462624
they sell Cialis at gas stations?

>>77462636
In the US I think they might sell some herbal supplements like 5 Hour Energy but for sex.

Not cialis though

>>77462642
do you do sex?

>>77462651
Im sex

>>77462651
Only if you take those and penis enlargement pills

Could Jon Jones beat Goro?

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>/heem/ is already this slow after 214 with MayMac and 215 weeks away
aw poo :^(

>wake up
>DC still lost in the most humiliating fashion
>Bisbong still champ
>Robbery still robbing people

Feelsgoodman

>>77462692
215 is dogshit though

>>77462692
It will pick back up this weekend with fights

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>>77462672
>Goro
Did you mean McGregor? If you did, then no, Jones couldn't.

>>77462699
rumble is going to come back to give Jones an easy defense

>>77462703
>>77462708
heem is 70% one guy. when he steps his autism isn't flaring, heem is calm

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>>77462711
I meant Goro as in Goro

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Bulkan because I heemed my whole division

Get some

>>77462719
Is Jon jones in the next mk or is goro the next secret character in EA's UFC game?

>>77462734
i bet i could take you down

>>77462714
Haven't seen a calendar posted yet so I assume it's him you're talking about. Maybe he's in /NBA/ right now.

>>77462744
I hope the latter

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>>77462719

>>77462719
Brock is Goro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wQUYJlbSZ4

>>77462751
You bet wrong cupcake

Lith cant go one round with me

>>77462768
Moderately chuckled

>>77462771
Lith would snap your shit up, you can't hang with the big dogs

>>77462778
He would literally question his whole life after i heem him

>>77462734
How tall are you?

>>77462787
5'8"

>>77462719
Imagine the punch combinations and submissions you could pull off with 4 arms

>>77462797
Weight?
Reach?
Social security #?

>>77462804
135lbs
67"
idk

>>77462804
Credit card number?
Pin?
Security number on the back?

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>>77462797
>5'8

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>>77462797
>5'8"
AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>77462797
>>77462815
>(You)
>heeming anyone

>>77462826
same height as mcgregor

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>>77462797
>5'8"

>>77462787
Im 6ft
>>77462797
Not me

>>77462807
How is this a bad timeline? The better fighter is champion again.

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>>77462834
>damage control

>>77462804
Me again, actually me. Not the babyback bitch that would get effortlessly heemed by me
175lbs before dehydration and enema to near death pre-weigh in
74" reach

>>77462846
So 6 feet. 175 lbs walking, and 74 inch reach?

>>77462846
what does that even mean

>>77462839
Ur a sad cunt m8 and could never hope to heem me

I squat 400lbs bro

I need some guidance heem. Should I purchase Obelisk the Tormentor?

>>77462858
that's about how much he weighs

>>77462850
Yes sir.
>>77462854
Thats up to you


Leave bisping to me guys

>>77462860
Unfortunately you can't ask those types of questions in /heem/

>>77462867
I'd have fun sparring with you my man. I'm 5'9,170 lbs, with a 74 inch reach.

>>77462884
Damn bro thats basically mcgregor stats

Can you roll?

>>77462752
why are you obsessed with him dude. its creepy. you follow him across generals?

>>77462892
I'm flattered but I still need to take time getting lean a little bit more lean

Yup! Though I'm more of a defensive kind of guy on the ground than an offensive one. When I have the upperhand I have no idea what to do. I usually just try to go for a RNC

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>>77462884
>>77462892

>>77462904
Work on that flexibility and try to get good at something like a marceloplata

>>77462734
You fight with contacts or blurred vision? My eye sight is shit and I can't decide if contacts are worth it with how easily they come out after catching one.

>>77462915
I can see just fine at close range, I just cant see very well from like 40 feet or more. I just take my glasses off.

>>77462915
Don't fighters have to fight with blurred vision?

>>77462881
Fuck it, I got it

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>>77462915
I personally fight with glasses on and just ask my opponent before the fight to avoid attacking them

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Is it happening heem?

Serious talk is conor gunna make weight since he's err been getting pretty big.

>>77462922
Its actually my eye poke guard, okay?

Most tournaments use eye poke guards now didnt you know? Fucking casual.

Captcha: sunglasses

>>77462930
what happens if he misses weight

I've spent over $400 on UFC Pay-Per-Views this year.

Are you a bigger fight fan than me?

>>77462941
nothing, he gives a portion of his purse to Floyd

>>77462920
Yeah we fight without contacts or glasses, I mean, does it make any sense to d anything besides that?

You honestly dont even need that good of eye sight up close so long as you can read the body language of a blob

>>77462941
Having seen the contract between floyd and conor the fight is off and conor forfeits his purse to floyd.

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>>77462942
>I've spent over $400 on UFC Pay-Per-Views this year
t-thanks goof

>>77462942
So have I, no regrets.

>>77461422
I didn't like Paulie at first, because I thought he was a typical guido idiot. But he's a class act.

But besides the knockdown, his face does look pretty rough.

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>punished gus gonna come back and heem jones
Get ready

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>>77462942
I only pay for PPVs if either one of these GOATs is on it

>>77462968

Conor looks toiny in that picture.

>11-0 in the regional amateur mma league
>entire body is double jointed and have degenerative disc disease
>if i ever faced someone UFC tier id actually die

Feels bad. Got dat fight IQ, but will never take abuse like Mark Hunt can.

Malignaggi is an angry manlet.

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>be black nigga with 12 siblings
>be born in the hood
>don't gangbang
>do well in school
>get a scholarship
>become an all-american wrestler
>become a UFC champion
>move out the hood

Tyron confirmed not a real nigga. Real niggas don't give a fuck about school and when they get cashed up they don't move out, they become trap lords and run that ho.

>>77462334
you really think conor and his guys will let a sparring partner record a session?
these guys sign NDAs

>>77462981
He's mad at being exploited, and rightfully so I'd say. What happens in the gym should stay in the gym.

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>>77462988
>12 siblings
super normal

>>77462988
Tyron seems like a standup guy. I wish Dana and the idiot fans would stop being rude to him.

>>77463008

>standup guy

He's a coonin' ass uncle Tom.

>>77463008
>standup guy
>race baiting every chance he gets

they literally gave him a fight with the perfect circumstances set up for him to get a spicy finish and win the gsp fight, instead he laid a dud

i hope his next title defense is on the tuesday night series

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I'm nervous /heem/. I've been training under a former UFC fighter and two of his trainers (He fought a few times, one being a close decision against Tim Boestch, that's all I'll say) for about 10 months now, mostly Muay Thai, BJJ and boxing with some other styles splashed in here and there, and he wants me to fight in October. It's a local pro promotion but it's mostly young gun prospects like me or oldfags who are going through a midlife crisis. I'm still nervous as fuck because even though I wrestled in middle and high school I think I look like shit on the ground, and I really only feel efficient on my feet. They've been saying I've been improving rapidly and want me to show it off, but I really don't want to embarrass myself in the cage. I also don't want to embarrass myself and tell them to push me off until the next event at the promotion (which the aforementioned UFC guy helps run) and look like a pussy in the process. I also don't want to put all this time in the gym to waste either.

I know someone will reply asking for weight and reach and whatever, so I'll just do it here:
>6'3
>245
>76.5"

Pls help ;_;

just imagine the absolute state of Tyrones moms vagina, like a bag of soggy beef jerky

>>77463032

I don't train or anything so take my advice with a grain of salt: don't fight unless you feel ready. Especially if you're gonna fight at HW. Those big boys can fuck you up even if they're not pro fighters, and injuries are not fun to deal with. But on the other hand if you trust your coaches and trust their evaluation, and you don't think they're putting you on the card just to fill up space, then you should consider doing it.

>>77463032
Is it Nick Ring?

>>77463058
No, but that's not a horrible guess
>>77463056
These are basically my thoughts. The other issue is that the next event of that promo is god knows when, and the next closest local promo is about 2 hours away.

>>77463032
Make sure your opponent isn't black.

>>77463078
Blacks have horrible chins

>>77463078
>blacks
>heavyweight
lel

>>77463032
Dont fight just because some meathead tries to convince you to do it.

Fucker is broke as hell, trying to keep people paying monthly into his shitty ass gym. He wants to rub your belly so you keep coming.

Honestly, fuck that guy. Fuck mma. Just go live in the woods alone and live off the land.

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heem could you take Goldie?

>>77463097
Duh

>>77463078
Ha, I'll try
>>77463093
I basically live in the woods anyhow. And he might just be stroking me, but the boxing trainer I work with says I'm ready anytime I want to be as well.

>>77463032
This is basically my same situation except I'm a lanky ass motherfucker. 6'1' and 160. Coach wants me to fight at 145.

>>77461406
paulie wore open head gear while conor wore one with cheek guards. if youve ever boxed a day in your life you would know youre not sparring 12 rounds with an open HG and not getting marked like that. if anything that was surprisingly little

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>>77463097

>losing a fist fight to an Ashkenazim

nope

>>77463116
You sound like a 155 guy to me

>>77463097

It will be a good fight I mean, Mike Goldberg, the mans a legend in his own right but I feel the uppercut will present itself in the later rounds.

>>77463097
I thought he was Canadian for like forever.

>>77463144
That's Mauro Ranello

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>>77463097
>land a head kick on Goldie
>scream it "IT IS ALL OVER" while I finish him off
>after the fight walk up to him and whisper "just. like. that"
>mfw

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he does Lesnar beat Jones?

>>77463115
Its not even about how good you are. Sounds like theyre just trying to motivate a guy that only half believes in himself. Theyre well intentioned, but you have to be 100% convinced in your self, think of Mcgregor.

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>>77462881
I wonder how many people get this reference

>>77463190
I've been watching that movie that McGregor takes his inspiration to will things into existence from; it's helped me quite a bit and helped me gain a "help yourself and don't give a fuck about anything else" additude, but I'm also trying to be realistic too. Helping myself goes both ways here. I'm about to only turn 20 early next year. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, I guess.

>>77463167
>shoot
>takedown
>mount
>pound

>>77463216
>takedown Jon Jones
>mount Jon Jones
>pound Jon Jones

seems like a lot of things that have never happened need to happen for him to succeed. How many rounds to finish Jones?

>>77463209
What's the reference

>>77463212
....w-what movie
A-asking for a f-friend

>>77463167

learn how to throw a fucking punch.

Do you guys ever practice rubber guard with your pet german shepherd?

Pretty sure I could 1v1 a K9 unit desu

>>77463302
Doggo can get mad and fuck you up tbqh

brand new big browndown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT373QsoaeA

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>>77463250
Unfortunately you can't ask those types of questions in /heem/

>>77463216
>>77463227


jones will never let lesnar shoot on him. he will harass him with kicks and body work and keep his distance with superior footwork through the first two, get lesnar to drop his gorilla arms (which he always does, even when he tries to fight stand up), drop him with a spinning elbow or head kick, get mount with superior BJJ and lay elbow after elbow on him until his face looks like a big bloody acme brick.

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>>77463322
>mfw could heem every in this thread

https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulMalignaggi/

Lads he got fucked

>>77463335
is this the power of eggs from the yard?

>>77463322
Consider the following: lesnar is fucking HUGE

>>77463310
>german shepherd
>hip displaysia
>not throwing a heavy ass low leg kick into its hind legs

Also

>not jamming your arm down its throat as hard as you absolutely can while you take its back and choke it unconsious

Fyi dogs cant bite you if your arm is far enough down its throat, take their back and wrap them up and they cant backpedal out of it

>>77463342
>mobile

>>77463347
Why not go the easy route and soccer kick it in the head. I've done it plently of times

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>>77463342

>>77463363
It works but it runs a bit more risk. The main thing when fighting a large aggressive dog in my opinion is accept that youll take some damage but if you accept that and dig deep quickly then youll take a lot less damage than being afraid of taking damage.

I've fought 3 coyotes that tried to eat me in the woods before, had steel toe boots and a leather jacker so I wasnt even really in danger. Fucked their worlds up. Its all situational.

Its a good idea to know how to jam your arm down a dogs mouth, if you do it right they cant even break the skin on that arm they just cant bite at all.

>>77463344

consider the following, this is MMA; if your opponent is only a threat in one area, and you're the GOAT, it's not that hard to prevent them from executing their gameplan. precision beats power, timing beats speed. jones is longer AND faster, but his arms are thicc af too. lesnar would not have anymore of a strength advantage than he's had on any of his opponents. this would be like lesnar vs. velasquez but even more lopsided.


even bjj/wrestling plebs can learn to defend against a takedown, brock's is one of the best, but that's one of the most shallow skills in MMA in terms of upside.

when both guys are trouble on the ground, i give the edge to the guy with the best striking ability, add a ridiculous reach advantage in kicking, defense/counter-striking and footwork, it's not even a question to me.

>>77463391
So if lesnar covers his face with both arms and tucks into his chest to make himself into a human torpedo youre telling my he cant charge at jones and knock him down faster than a car going highway speed?

I honestly think lesnar could gorilla pound jones' tight butthole

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>>77463411
>lesnar going full batman supervillian
>tfw this will never happen because jones will just keep distance and attack the body and legs

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My 115 pound BJJ partner

The name of the game is get submissions without getting bitten or shifting your weight in a way that would cause him pain, because nobody wants to hurt a good doggo.

Eddie Bravo doesnt have shit on me. I get body control and abnormal submissiond.

Like, fuck off eddie, I smoke pot and can lick the tip of my dick too.

>>77463454
you have to be 18 to post here

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>>77463454
I do something similar with my doggo