/afl/ Round 20 - /ITC/ Revival Edition

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

Putting my (parents) house on poodney poons tonight boys. It's funny with the poo names for teams because I'm constipated. It's actually been keeping me up at night. Terrible, terrible affliction.

based tiggles
based ITC

hello friends

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>77460495
This tbf.

test

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Richmond, St Kilda, Melbourne, Carlton, Essendon and North Melbourne have gone a combined 192 years without a premiership. Cucktoria KEK!

What footy teams would Rick and Morty barrack for?

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Swans
Tigers
Bombers
Lions
Dockers
Pies
Saints
Hawks
Crows

>>77463248
Nice picture. Mind if I save it? Where did you get it from?

>>77463248
will be out of business within 6 months if it even opens

>>77463422
Only if it's not in smellbourne.

>>77463438
>>77463438
206 Sydney Rd, Brunswick VIC
kek they can't even fucking build it on time and with an all female staff they will fuck themselves over

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saints t bh

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hawks lads

>>77463483
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2e26yLJNXhw

>can't tip sports
>can't tip canoes
>can't find a rafter strong enough for the noose

>>77463127
See
>>77463490

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>>77460495
Time to dispel of the brisbong meme tbqf doggie lads

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>tonight's game

just got my modem and NBN connection lads, what should I do first?

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who /dabloos/ here?

>>77463854
>combined total crowd of nrl on the right
kek poothetic

>After a hefty workload, Darcy showed signs of fatigue late in last round's loss to GWS and, despite his protests, has been given the weekend off.

>"I tried to challenge it. I tried to say 'oh, are you sure?' but they didn't really listen to me. They took their way, so that was a bit annoying, but anyway … " Darcy said.

kek, is he fucking autistic?

>>77463929
nah just a meathead

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Why don't girls have a sense of humour lads?

>>77463953
girls do have a "sense" of humor but they aren't funny, big difference. Also that pic is top shelf cringe mate I hope that isn't you.

>>77463953
Just reply, "so your answer is dad ok weido", it's like /afl/ can't flirt or anything
SAD

>>77463963
>taking tinder seriously

>>77464003
>not getting a root because of shit texting skills

>>77464003
>t. no matches

>>77464038
Already had one this afternoon m8

>>77464095
nice, what was his name?

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Sydney in a "Gil thriller" with some "Buddy brilliance" to put them ahead in the last 3 minutes you heard it here first

>>77464104
:^)

Nah the girl ive been seeing for a few months

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>>77464171
normies out

>39 posts
>round 20

is /afl/, dare I say it, dead?

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Haha, time to throw away the equivalent of some 16-18 soft serves again!

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>>77464202
how many fucking times I gotta post this for you fags

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teams are in lads

>>77464208
I am going to need a peer review on this.

>>77464216
>Tom Poopley
>Poowis Poolican
>Jarrad McPoo
>Dean Poowers
>Steven Pooperno
elite poost, VERY ELITE POOST

>>77464222
your /afl peers/ posting frequency is self-evident

>kurt tippett in
tipped the cats lads lol

Eastern suburbs Sydneysider reporting in
>tfw wearing swannies beanie and drinking some pinot noir

>Kieran Jack is a total manlet
pathetic

BT is sick so what happens? Roamin Richo? Roaming Bruce?

>He didn't put $2 on the draw

>>77464246
>pinot noir

c'mon m8 at least go cab sauv

bunch of filthy ducking cunts

>Guy wears black boots
>Looks weird as fuck
Kinda sad that neon yellow now looks normal.

>>77464216
Interested to see how the Harry Poolor and Poowis Poolican matchup develops

Ah, that's why it looked so weird.
Hawkins has solid blue socks. The rest of the cats have the typical white/blue stripes.

Are you allowed to wear unofficial socks?

Why haven't Sydney been playing Aliir Aliir? Are they racists?

>dzhilong

>>77464383
he didn't go to training

>>77464367
nah he's just wearing them down m8

>>77464389
>zhaolong

>>77464393
No, he has them pulled up to mid calf.

>Sydney shitting on Geelong in the space of a few minutes
They need a new script writer, desu.

>>77464383
Pies haven't been playing with their big Cox either much, is this foreshadowing a greater conflict within >our society?

NO DANGERFIELD NO GEELONG

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>>77464383
because of his negro work ethic

>>77464408
*Calve

>>77464389
>>77464399
xi long

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Another OUTSTANDING thread created by one of our beloved tripfriends. Reminder that filterfags are in here right now absolutely SEETHING. Reminder that they WILL read every post a tripGOD makes. Reminder to don the mighty trip where possible. If only I were so brave.

>>77464421
xianglong

>peelong

lmao

I guess you could say it's a... bloodsy... dangerfield, eh?

>>77464460
>>77464461
Geelong were clearly leading until the umpball started.
Sydney's first goal came from a 50m penalty and then they've gotten 15 more free kicks since then.

>Geelong score as soon as the umpires put the whistle away
They'll run them down provided the umpires allow it.

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Who here /baz/

>>77464479
>umpballs in swans favour
you mean freekickselwin

HAHAHA
how you like those high tackles paid against you Duckwood?

can the cats beat the swans in any situation?

>>77464479
>free kicks have to be equal
>complaining about umpball when Swans are playing a team with the top 2 protected players going around by way of free kicks
wew

Dare I say that the Grand Final this year will, for the first time in 6 years, not feature a team that has a home ground advantage?

why the fuck are they zooming right in on buddy any time he gets the ball instead of keeping the traditional angle, fucking hell

>>77464547
>Sydney vs Hawthorn
Repeat from 2014.

>>77464593
>swdney syans kick 7 goals in the 1st qtr
dangercuck

>"Cats are on the ropes"
Time to get the noose Dzhilong fans

>>77464617
?
I'm tipping Sydney and Hawthorn to make the grand final. A match up that happened within the last 6 years.

>Umpire allowing shepherding during marking contests
Sugoi.

ford girls new haircut is shit

Ahh, the Geelong Cucks getting cucked on their own home ground. 'Tis always a great thing to see!

>>77464652
Nah lad >we won't even make the finals

Don't know why people think >we are some godly team. We're rebuilding and playing some good footy at the moment

>Swans 47 points
>"Buddy" 0 goals, 1 point
>People literally think this overrated hack is better than JK

>>77464652
Depends if bloods can make the /top4/, the 0-6 probably took more out of the team than one realize.

>>77464775
Calm down R

>>77461794
You deserve the (You), that post went somewhere I didn't expect it to.

holy shit was chris scott just crying?

>>77464687
Women in Ford Focus groups overwhelmingly hated her because she was too hot so they made her get a bob. I guess that worked so now she has a bowl cut. It's depressing to say the least

>try to delete Creative Cloud
>Have to install updates to do delete it

The Jews have gone too far this time.

>The Cats arn't reliant on Danger-

love seeing Geelong get BTFO and watching Selwood's true colours as a petulant child having a tantrum he's not winning come out

>>77464848
Sydney scored their first 4 goals from 7 kicks (most of those coming from umpires).

Game has actually been pretty close outside of that 5 minute period.

Lmao anyone catch that cats Downie?

>>77464869
Yeah you're probably right, I just came back from futsal to see the score.

>>77464840
Really? Adobe are just horrible as time goes on. That's why I pirated it, only using the uni's copy if the situation's dire enough

About to eat a bunch of mushies ama

>>77464895
Portobello?

>>77464895
Will you tell us that you're soooo high in about 20 minutes?

>>77464895
Have you often stopped to self reflect why you are in this predicament, and whether, given another chance, you would change some of your past choices?

>shats at the shattery making a 30+ point defecit comeback

Where have I seen this show before?

>>77464895
WABA plz

>>77464895
hope you're planning on doing something outdoors. I find the idea of people taking drugs and sitting in front of the computer all night abhorrent.

Christ Tippett is a disappointing footballer.

>Selshit injured
great Friday night

Sel's leg is made of some pretty cheap wood

>>77464962
What do you expect him to do faggot

>>77464203
>trusting gws
>betting the line against da poos in an MCG day game against the bombers

My condolences chum

>>77464980
Not to drop the contested mark. And there, not fumble an easy one.

>Girl & I like eachother on Tinder
what do /a/?

Lewis Melican will be All-Australian by 2020

>>77465031
Kys

>>77465031
assert your dominance as an alpha and tell her she's cute but not your type then delete her

>>77465039
Yeah likely

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>>77465031
see
>>77465047

and pic related

>>77464922
Well hanging out with my friends is fun, but if I had my time again, I'd exercise more so I wasn't so fat

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>>77464885
yep, and now it's telling me it can't be installed because other programs rely on it. They couldn't make this more difficult, pic related.

>>77465031
Say "do you like me cause I'm famous" then she'll ask what your famous for, then you reply with "for fucking girls named (insert girls name here)"

>>77465109
lame

>>77465168
It worked on your mum bro

Martin will re-sign
Grundy will re-sign
Devon Smith will re-sign
Kelly will go to Saints
Hopper will go to Geelong
Lever will go to Collingwood
McGovern will go to Fremantle
Charlie Cameron will go to Brisbane
Sam Reid will go to Richmond

Screencap lads

>watching footy on Foxtel
>channel 7 ads everywhere
why isn't this live and ad free

>>77465176
>worked on someones mother's brother
spotted the f4gg0t

>>77465179
I am least certain on Martin though

>Indians

BASED PAJEET JR

>interviewing some poxy curry munching shitskin

Hamo going to browntown. Degenerate fuck should join the clergy.

TIL: Hamish has no sense of smell

>his name is Syed and his dads name is Syed
>australia

indian smell like shit. indian look like shit. indian smell like shit.

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Can you bigots FUCKOFF?

>>77465290
>indian look like shit
Indian has the best looking women though. Extremely rare, but they've got enough to play the odds.

>>77465308
Freshie

>>77465308
absolute casual

>>77465231
Martin will go to Crows.

>>77465326
Don't really know what you mean by that.

China also has the very best Asians due to how many there are.

>>77465347
I never said their average is very good, merely that out of the 600m Indian females their best are best in the world.

>>77465349
Lmao with what currency? Richmond will match every offer. Everyone thinks North, but the smokies are Gold Coast and GWS (particularly is Kelly and Hopper get traded).

Rockcliff likely to go to Adelaide, forgot that one.

>>77465356
nuke when

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>>77465356
>being so casual you still don't get it
don't ever (You) me again

>>77465368
nuke will come soon

FUCKING DUCKING CUNTS

>>77465366
Mate why do you think guys like Lever and McGovern are getting lowballed? I have it on good authority that the Crows have privately offered Martin a multi million dollar contract.

>>77465349
The only way I can see them picking up Martin is if they get Collingwood's pick 5ish for Lever and trade that and their first. Even that would be less than what GWS and North could offer.

>>77465398
>Crows have privately offered Martin a multi million dollar contract.
As have North publicly to Kelly and Martin, but neither will go there. Offering /=/ accepting.

>Blonde cat with the ball
Looked about 14.

>>77465410
North don't have anything to offer either club.

>>77465444
Except a massive amount of money (particuarly if Goldstein is moved on) and a likely number 2 draft pick.

Stop ducking you prick

shitwood strikes again

>Never took a step
>Play on
UMPIRE.

>only 154 posts

where did it all go wrong lads?

>again

EAT SHIT DUCKWOOD

hope they have to fucking amputate your foot you ducking cunt

wtf why no bt?

i wanted to see roman brian in the swans rooms

>>77465466
Neither club will want to trade their A graders for draft picks.

>>77465527
he's sick

>>77465527
>not wanting to see bruce massaging tom hawkins or the duckwood brothers at the same time

>>77465527
I think Hamish or Lingy being forced to do Sydney Rooms will be just as spicy

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Hmmm, I'm having a think lads

>>77465530
If the two players in question nominated the North, then Richmond/GWS wouldn't have a lot of bargaining power.

>>77465527
I think the next most retarded person will be forced to do it ie. Richo

>>77465553
>tfw made sell wood my SC VC

i deserve to lose

Buddy has been bretty shit this year but no one cares cos the swans are playing well.

UMPBALL.

>elitesingles.com.au

Are you worthy?

>>77465553
8 freekicks.
Are you kidding.

who here /swansunder39/?

>>77465593
am i elite?

>>77464216
>not Poolong Scats

Fucking UMPBALL

UMPIRES.

>>77465593
>logo displays base incompetence in the use of a bow and arrow.
hmmm, plus I can only imagine the amount of spectacularly average princesses this attracts.

i dont want the swans to win the flag

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>/top4/ is a hope

Sweet

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>needing umpire assistance to beat peelong
No flags for the bluds this year.

how hard is Scott going to sook about umpires tonight in the presser?

>>77465652
Won't win it, but might get close to it.

I unironically hope Hawkroaches make the finals so Swans can be beaten and we don't have to see *another* Sydney grand final

>>77465662
They literally could be favourites after this game. GWS look shit atm, Adelaide (and Port) are shit in Melbourne and they are thumping the cats.

>dzhilong

>>77465670
>end up in another round of ELITE KICKING

Sure why not. Either way the status quo continues

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>Hawks in finals

Where did this meme come from? Do people unironically buy into commentator fake hype?

The academy system in Sydney should objectively be revamped. The fact that Sydney can finish top 4 every year, but get the best kids each and every year, is insane.

>>77465685
It is so dumb, media are pumping up >our tyres. There is no way >we will make it.

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JUST

>>77465691
That said, it is clear that Sydneys development system is far and away the best in the comp. The fact that they snared Lloyd and Melican from the Rookie draft is pretty crazy.

>>77465685
They've beaten the best team in the comp twice and are a 25% chance to sneak into the 8. Given how flaky every team has been this season a Hawks flag is very plausible.

>>77465691
>>77465700
Yep. Heavily favours them, especially teamed up with the COLA they were unstoppable. Thank god the AFL had some idea and cut the COLA.

>>77465685
>Richmond might choke into letting the swans have the opportunity be /top4/ next week and let the hawks in the top 8

HA

Is it safe to say the first 6 weeks of having the young players in benefited them in the long run?

>>77465725
They were doing it last year too and made the granny and only lost because of umpball, sick of these cunts.

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LMAO

>>77465767

Has Tippett been the real star all along?

>>77465767
>With the pay cap risen
>swans have less issues now

How do they have such a efficient system?

>the mumbling silence of Shitmonds stadium

>>77465601
RIP your money. Geelong are Sydney's bunnies.

>Cats are going to finish 4th
>Get to beat Adelaide in Adelaide the first week
Rev up that 5AA, lads.

>>77461794
ELITE post
ELITE tip

Will umpires in the last 3 rounds be hesitant to award Danger the votes given they are null and void?

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>bloods culture

>>77465882
yeah it always happens or they just give out one instead of 3 to hide the fact

Has Martin re-signed with the Tigers?

>no-one daring to fill the shoes of BT and roam the rooms
at least the plebs know their place

>>77465942
nah, his agent expects a decision at regular season end

>Tipped Cats
Anyone else feeling pathetic (aside from you know who)?

>>77466008
Yeah I'm feeling pretty pathetic. Can't control my dick. My life is tumbling downwards with each girl I fuck that incriminates myself further. I tipped the Swans though, you would have to be fucking retarded to have backed the Cats in tonight.

reminder that Bad//Dreems are private school pratts pretending to be ocker.

Just got back from seeing Death Grips lads ama.

>>77466613
does it live up to Fantano's hype in person?

going pretty good lads off the mushies ama

doing a poo in a quiet /afl/

>>77467042
Probably. They were pretty intense. Zach Hill didn't stop drumming the whole set