FRIDAY FOOTBALL
1800
>St George vs Souths
1950
>Cowcucks v Lelbourne
>>77459552
braaaaaaaaap
Walkie
>>77459894
came here to say this
This is the real thread lads. Mods plese prune the other one
WalkGod Friday
>>77459552
based non sexist OP
>when you had to goto some gay pre-wedding drinks tomorrow but it got cancelled cause i guess the brides freaking out over whatever who gives a shit
3 SECONDS
3 FUCKING SECONDS
MY AMAZING THREAD I WORKED SO HARD ON
WHY WALKGOD WHYYYYYY
>>77461641
you didnt pick a sexy pic, that was what sold me, not the 3 seconds
>>77461372
Lol
Doing a poo lads
Dragons by 10
Gayboys by 16 (gayboys refers to Melbourne, not cowboys)
The proper name for NQLD is cowpats ladies
>>77461961
is that helen of troy?
>>77462073
That's walkbro
Going bald lads
Not since Tina Turner has one woman attracted the cock thirst of all Rugby League watching men, and the scorn and envy of their bushpig wives and girlfriends.
>>77462073
Who does Vonnie support? Is she a st George gal
>>77462235
I do not thirst for cock even though it's 2017 and thirsting for cock is completely normal and the NRL thread fully supports all those with cock thirst.
>>77462275
Lmao just went flaccid. Checked Wikipedia and it says she's from Townsville too haha. Cowcucks cucked again
>>77459894
Would still marry even without seeing her face
walkcripple on murder watch
>>77462309
BFT is strong, smart and independent and doesn't need you
>>77462255
shes townsville born and BRED
BRED
R
E
D
saw it on QLD only. Also QLD looks so much nicer than NSW with its immigration and hyper population. But then they have snakes and floods and cyclones and shit so its like fucking hell.
>>77462329
NOO FRIENDZONED AGAIN
Sup guys?
Btw, sorry, i'm taken silly boys
>>77462329
Who is this in the Op?
>>77462375
BFT (Based Female Touchie) you fucking newcunt. YOU would know that if YOU watched OUR sport
>>77462391
Damn it I repent
When will the BFT be back so that I may watch this glorious sport?
Female touchies have no time for love as they are dedicated to being the best of the best. Their free time is all spent training their bodies to the peak of human fitness and studying to hone their intellects to a sharp point beyond the comprehension of mortal men.
>>77462391
>spoonfeeding this faggot
>>77462330
Vonnie wasn't bred. She was created by God
>>77462410
Not sure, you're going to have to watch every game in case she comes
>>77462424
Hey shhh I'm about to recruit a BSA
>>77462463
>watch every game
Hmmm. Ok you got me. I'll start checking for game threads here and looking up streams on Reddit. Thanks bro!
>>77462492
virgin
>>77462498
Hey I had sex!....once....
>>77462492
Were all from reddit here ourselves :) so all cool ahah
I really don't like this fucking burger ladies
Can we bully him so he fucking leaves.
The grill team is trash fuck boomers
>>77462522
>the no Aussie footy girlfriend
>>77459552
DAMN AUSTRALIAN WOMEN LOOK LIKE THAT?
and of course they're fucking phoneposters
This thread smells like fucking shit now
>>77462531
Boomers are a basketball team m8
>>77462571
At least 50% of terrible posts you see on 4chan are phoneposting retards
There's a chart floating around directly correlating the worsening of post quality with the increase in phonescum
probably gonna order dinner lads
that is if it's alright with you, fuckhead
Ladies**
>>77462756
Correlation does not equal causation mate.
poosterbitch
WHITE IS RIGHT FUCK NIGGAS
t. someone from brisbane
>>77463222
Based sammy thaiday
>people pretending to care about soccer
>people pretending to care about women's soccer
>>77463286
>feminist boomer mum watches anything where aussie women have already been revealed to win
whatever indoctrination was going on at sydney uni during the 70s and 80s really took with this goyess
>>77463303
What does she say when you tell her she is a part of the problem in keeping womens sport underfunded and with less promotion by only jumping on the bandwagon?
>>77463316
>talking to my mum
>mums a feminist boomer
pick one
Literally pooing right now lads
Really don't like the sexist comments recently ITT. You're not welcome here if you keep that up.
It's low tide, lads.
>>77463358
where the fucks that?
>>77463364
If I tell you, will you come over?
>>77463368
yes, car keys in my hand as I ask
>>77463368
shit sounds like that gay queenslander guy
no lad i will not come over
>>77463375
You'll have a bit of a drive ahead of you. It's in Mackay.
>>77463376
Bi.
>>77463380
Does Mackay get crazy weather like floods and cyclones? Cause i'll buy a cheap flat if it's like that and not likely to kill my kids
Does anywhere in QLD get protection from extreme weather?
>>77463392
It's rare for flooding and cyclones to actually be destructive and most modern buildings are built to withstand that shit. These units I'm in will withstand a category 5 cyclone with ease.
>Does anywhere in QLD get protection from extreme weather?
Birdsville
>>77463398
I dont buy into jewish tricks. I'm not banking my life on some property developers guarantees.
>>77463403
Fair enough. The rent is only $150 a week for a single bedroom apartment though.
>>77463415
>rent
not falling for jewish tricks lads. i said id buy a place. id be the lord, not the serf.
>>77463419
Looking at $150k to buy outright.
>le fugg le joos
Yawn
>>77463424
t. Jeremiah Cohen
>>77463423
sounds about right and with $150 pw thats a decent return
i know some dickhead who bought a place in townsville in like 2014, i think that was the market peak, why bother
and yeah fuck jews non ironically, they literally call you cattle in the torah
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>77459552
League's shit but I came for dat ass
Cows to get a cheeky upset tonight lads.
Looking forward to the Melbourne v Brisbane grand final lads.
Looking forward to both games tonight which is rare. SCG and Melbourne v whoever is always good.
>tfw you will never be an elite Melbourne fan cause Melbournes for pozzed jews but their team is clinical and impressive every year
/afl/ here, I sure hope you guys get record breaking crowds in the thousands, you deserve it!
>>77463476
Cheers lad.
>>77463476
Hope you employ some muslim cunt as a diversity hire and he punched some white cunt so hard he falls on his head and goes to hospital
oh wait
>>77463476
How was the gay pride round lad
I judge a girl on how many display pics are of her and her husband
Some post wall cunts who get married just because hide their husband 10 deep in their profile pics
Then theres pics of them hugging other random dudes
Shits uncomfortable
>>77463501
he got fired you troglodyte
>>77463503
best laugh I've had at Sydney and the Saints in years
>>77463512
that makes up for it then, its like it never happened
>>77463522
yeah almost as forgotten as that Hopoate guy
>>77463526
>sticking your finger in some blokes crack is equivalent to hiring a diversity hire PLEASE LIKE US ISLAM and then having him be some mental who punches cunts in the jaw on the field
really the same thing right ahmed
you cunts are too easy
>>77463534
>defending anal sodomy
don't ever (You) me again poof
>>77463534
>false equivalency argument
confirmed Year 9 drop out
Reminder that this thread is for sport,specifically the NRL. If you can't keep your autism in check and sperg out about da joos (which is all well and good, 1488 etc) please kindly fuck off to >>>/po/ and make an origami noose to kys with.
NRL is literally the only fucking this in this world that isn't overrun with politics, let me have my fucking safe space you fucking spergs and don't say "ohh but there are joos running and ruining the NRL with ticket prices and shit. I know and I don't give a fuck I just want to watch cunts run around for 80 minutes and forget shit for that time. So shut your fucking mouth about goddamn politics.
>>77463323
You should call sometime and ask how she is, considering she's a feminist boomer, you probably didn't lack for much in childhood.
>>77463553
>you can divorce the jew politics of the NRL from the NRL
>the NRL game lives in a vacuum
>the jews who sell out your game to BetBetBet for shekels arent motivated by profit at the expense of integrity and humanity
>these jews dont consider non-jews bovine cattle in their fundametal source texts
>>77463560
didnt lack cause dad was a smart man with a good job. so mum would bitch and scream that he wasnt home on time and me and my siblings didnt get dinner till 10pm when hed get back. made for some real enjoyable nights for 15 years.
>>77463553
>MUH SEKRET KLUB
>implying the corporate jew doesn't run all sporting codes as shekel vacuuming businesses
m8
>>77459552
Literally a washboard ass, are Australians the new Irish posters?
>>77463553
/pol RUNS /sp/ you ass hurt goy
>>77463569
Are your parents white?
>>77463581
very
>>77463563
>>77463572
>>77463580
I never said you can't divorce politics from shit, I said I don't give a fuck and just want to watch the footy.
You're a bunch of sad cunts if you can't go 5 seconds without sperging out. Bet you have lots of mates living like that huh.
>should we invite anon
>the one that is always talking about politics
>yeah you're right he'd weird the girls out again
>>77463594
*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today
>>77463582
Interesting. In terms of the media (Aussie, American, British) you never really hear / see about the wife yelling and shrieking about the husband being no good except if it's the white trash stereotype, the wog stereotype (Goodfellas etc.) or the Latina stereotype.
>>77463594
>Be in Las Vegas
>Get an Uber to MGM
>Uber driver with pink and purple dyed mohawk and beard starts sperging out about the last people he had in the car being SJW
10 minutes of him ranting and failed attempts at changing the conversation.
>>77463597
babbys first argument outside his little hugbox
>>77463597
>>77463607
>bet you have a lot of mates hey hey
>weirding out the girls hey hey
>he says on a Burmese car sales forum
>>77463604
mum was raised by a single mum, so she wouldve already hated men, then feminist indoctrination at uni ontop of that, in the end she takes it out on her husband for having the nerve to work hard long hours to provide for his family
she calmed the fuck down as she got old and everyone got sick of her shit and stopped talking to her, but for a good 20 years she was just this loud obnoxious retard
>>77463615
Doubling down, thats a cool trick
>>77463622
fuck off seppo you aren't welcome anywhere
>>77463617
Well, at least you had a good father figure I guess, that's always important.
You should still call and let her know you're okay and ask how she is regularly. It's not her fault she's a woman.
Super League >>>>>>>> Nonce Rugby League
>>77463645
Can you please stop bullying us?
>>77463599
stop stealing MY gimmick poosterbitch
>>77463649
It's not me m8. I don't know if the other US flag is a proxy or not but I'll be back home in a few days and posting with the based Australian flag next to my name.
With that being said - option for Aboriginal flag when?
dead fred
dead community
Put your life savings on Campbell Graham first try scorer lads
Let me handle the poogans boys
>he doesn't have based foxtel
kek
KEM
K E G
>>77463761
>paying for foxtel when you can watch it for free
keg
>>77463772
t. poorcunt
>retroround
>women are part of the commentary team
>jews run the nrl
>>77463779
[X] Sexist against based female touchies
[X[ Phoneposter
You're not part of the /nrl/ family
>>77463774
Only poorcunts around here are morons spending their life savings to watch Queenslanders Only
FUCKING BULLSHIT
>retroround
>black players dont have to drink from a different water bottle at the back of the stadium
If you notice the crowd you're gay
Absolutely Cucked
>retroround
>white people are the dominant race on the planet and don't allow the jews to make them feel guilty for this and implement policies that make white people disadvantaged and everyone else advantaged including free university or government subsidized employment
FUCK YEAH
*puts phone down*
is Ray Hadley commentating for Fox?
>retroround
>SCG is completely empty for the classic Dragons v Souths match because kikes have made it $200 per family when wages are the same as they were in 1990 but rent and mortgage repayments have increased by 12x
Going to a strip club by myself tonight.
>>77463879
The general rule is no touching but every girl loveesssss a mans hand run down their back all softly. Trust me, you'll get laid.
>>77463879
Get your 50s changed to 5s
Get your 5s changed into gold coins
>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
We fucking did it lads
>>77463951
Yeah it's pretty popular at work.
my tum-tum is fully of yummy KFC lads
pad thai, satay chicken skewers, spring roll and a can of coke
literally the patricians order
>>77463934
Based Sean.
Chicken burger, scallops, chips, and a chiko roll. Patricians choice.
>gook food
>patrician
South Shitney Shittiohs
>>77463994
Chinese is god like.
>>77463967
Pad see ew, marinated crispy chicken and green curry with a bowl of rice.
>the joos are making shit expensive
wut
>he's a pad see ew guy
Leave this thread and never come back
>>77464004
Did nrl drop prices?
>>77464004
>HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT IT COSTS MONEY TO TRANSPORT YOURSELF TO THE GAME
>HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND FOOD AND DRINKS COST ANYTHING
HAHA LITERAL FUCKING CHILD
>>77464010
triggered
>and that'll be $22 for your ticket and $28 for a pie and coke made with halal meat which is also kosher goyim, would that be on your mortgage or should i pass it on to your child when you die as a testamentary debt?
>>77464004
The cheapest tickets are child tickets, so it's $16.10 for a child. Now, you can buy the tickets online and get a child ticket and scan your phone, stadium staff won't know the difference. Your average family either aren't aware you can do that or just don't want to for whatever reason. That being said, you should post a top 4 team to compare.
>>77464008
Used to get pad thai, prefer pad see ew now. Just tastes better senpai.
>>77464004
>from $x
>literally "the minimum for a child under 10 price"
oy vey goyim your childs ticket is only $28 surely you can sell its foreskin for that amount my friend?
§
>>77464031
most expensive I could find and in the corner BUT the other seats along the side were sold out
Feel free to find others though
Does Sahm Bhurjess's 10 mins carry through to the next half or can he just waltz back on from 40:01
>>77464037
Fuck off fresh cunt not knowing the rules, you're as bad as walkCUNT
>>77464035
>fee to receive your tickets via email or phone
what company is this? that's criminal
>And that's $39. With sauce? Shit let me go ask my boss. That's $37,000 drive away with sauce. Do you want a bottle of water? That's $90,990 driveaway. Get the coke, it's the same price
>>77464044
>not selling the coke for cheaper to make goyim fat
Fucking fake jew cunt
>>77464043
Probably ticketek
It's nothing unique though
>>77464035
So about $50-$60 just to get inside the stadium. That doesnt include food which is easily $50+ nor parking which is $30+, or you can be a scumcunt and use public transport, with your kids, surrounded by drunks and junkies
The whole experience is basically a watered down version of the easter show, it's as much of a clusterfuck to get to with your family and everyones on the piss and everything costs an arm and a leg
There's only so much blood in a stone before the jews have bled the goyim dry
How do you cope with the fact you are balding? It is making me really anxious and sad and I have never really felt this way before in my life? I have the receding hairline bad - thinking the beginning of the Cameron Smith look. I don't mind the kind of widow's peak look I can pull off right now but the front is really rapidly thinning.
Problem is it looks fine and undetectable in most natural and soft lighting, the moment you stand under a bright light i.e. a bathroom light, the thinning is obvious.
I am only 25, 185cm and 105kg so kinda fat. I don't have the confidence to start lifting to kinda counter-act the rapid balding cause I worry people will notice my balding and laugh. I am getting too anxious to go shopping and it is starting to affect my performance at work because I am continously on bathroom breaks to check the mirror to ensure there is no balding showing.
And why are you acting like "oh its not that expensive, why not go?" like everyone in NSW and QLD suddenly decided to silently protest by not going to do something they enjoy
Obviously the reason is they cant afford it, but the jews dont care because they make more money from Betbetbebtebtbetb than from ticket sales and food
They could lower the prices on everything but then they'd have less goyim switching on the tv and earning money for Betbebebtbebtbetbet
>>77464058
It's the same with everything though, going to the movies is expensive, you couldn't even take your kids to the zoo for cheap. Shit costs money sadly.
>>77464064
>your average /nrl/ poster
>>77464064
You can't fight it, I'm 29 and not fat and starting to lift and get bigger as I lose my hair. Same story with my hair harsh lighting etc.
You have to embrace it and be confident, it's nothing you can control so make the most of it.
>>77464068
not since the 50s have the movies been packed out all the time. the footy has for decades been packed out all the time. this is the most horrendous shit ive ever seen following league. it looks like a dead sport. it probably is a dead sport if you take away the gambling income.
>>77464043
how do you receive tickets over the phone
>>77464053
It's not Ticketek that's why I was wondering. Roosters use Ticketek and when I've gone this year there was no additional fee (this has only happened in the last 3 years). Also asking because I was under the impression that legislation had passed outlawing the additional fees these cunts ask. Having a fee to get your tickets sent to you is a travesty.
>>77464084
Yeah fair enough, the reffing and bunker kill a lot of the exictment too I reckon, plus no biff and shit
>>77464090
>>77464087
They SMS you a link that sends you to a webpage with your ticket barcode. Surely that's a "thing" for events in Switzerland
>>77464105
i dont know i dont go to events
i cant think of another sport that has more consistently empty stadiums that calls itself a successful sport or professional
it must be from the gambling jews income
imagine how much EPL and NFL would get from having betting odds as the game went on? but they wouldnt cause its the most jewish disgusting thing to do to any sport
>>77464084
Crowds aren't that much different
http://afltables.com/rl/crowds/summary.html
>taking the poo
These guys do know the score right?
>taking the poo when you're behind
>>77464113
>believing the reported crowd figure jew
oh sweetie...
you can visually see the difference when you watch the games and you think those stats are legit?
>>77464118
>Why do crowds look smaller when they're playing in stadiums twice the size?
>>77464082
>make the most of it
I appreciate the kind words but how do you make the most of going bald
>>77464118
This. They said there was 12,000 last night. They'd be lucky to have 3,000 there from what I saw
>>77464098
Yeah, as you can see in pic related they charge a "one off handling fee" aka your ticket fee. I was sure this was outlawed but I guess not.
Why are there so many foreigners in the thread
>>77464125
>look smaller
>literally theres no people versus literally people everywhere
>same reported crowd
>>77464126
Think of all the money and time you'll save from not having to wash your hair.
But look you CAN'T change it so it's not worth worrying about. Lots of blokes have gotten bald before us and lots will after us, they survived. Let it give you inspiration to lose weight and better yourself.
>>77464137
Gonna be a bit conceited here and assume that it's because it's an active thread with an American flag interacting with non-American flags. Also the OP image.
>>77464130
Because it's a massive stadium and you can't count that sort of number in one shot.
>taking the poo
>kicking on the 3rd
SOUFS DEAD
Not liking the increasing flow of internationals in these threads, lads.
>>77464146
If you compare ANZ stadium to say, Hunter stadium, ANZ stadium has 50,000 more seats. The same crowd is going to look way larger in Hunter stadium than ANZ even if it's the same amount.
Smaller places like Belmore have even smaller capacities.
The problem isn't crowds (any more than it always has been, anyway), it's that games are being put in these giant cavernous stadiums that will never ever look full.
/nrl/ on thriving community watch
>>77464152
>>77464174
There were 12,500 people at that game
>>77464168
SCG has always been filled out
Right infront of your eyes youre seeing what a dying sport looks like
Player numbers are dropping every year, players have families who they drag to the footy, or families have kids they drag to the footy who become or are players
Theres less and less people following the sport, which is literally a cancer on any sport, and the people in charge dont care because they plan for short term profits
>>77464174
>>77464178
ANZ stadium can seat 80,000
Does that look like 1 in 8 seats is taken?
>>77464183
It was raining genius
>>77464181
Average SCG attendance is 20k
It's hardly Lang Park
There's plenty of things wrong with the NRL but crowds are not much worse than they have been for decades
>>77464174
>Not posting the REAL version
>>77464181
These are blatantly false. Junior participation, crowds and tv audiences all went up last year. Even memberships went up.
If you want a dying sport look at union.
>Still at school
Imagine making your debut and going to school the next day or monday lads
>>77464201
That's wrong you can google it yourself but it's all down
They fired that white goyim cause participation is down since 2012 or so iirc
Got $20 to bet on the cowboys v storm game lads. What do I bet it on?
>>77464213
Poorm
Cowcucks are hopeless without based JT
Burdens bought refugees something like 4000 memberships
Literally requiring your sponsor to keep your bogus member figures afloat by donating to a charity to reduce their tax payable that buys refugees sporting memberships
Oh I'm Latin
>>77464218
Nah lad, cowboys are doing alright. I think melb will probably win by like 6 though. Thinking about some exotics u kno. Maybe the fox first memescorer.
>>77464221
Brydens *
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/why-the-canterbury-bulldogs-are-giving-nrl-memberships-to-refugee-families-20151212-glm8en.html
>>77464225
>16
Cowboys haven't had a "massive" loss for quite some time and I can't see it happening at home.
https://twitter.com/mrchrisnico/status/893401869669642240
>nrl 'crowds'
>>77464225
wew lad
She hasn't replied to my snap
>>77464188
what the fuck does rain have to do with bullshit lies about crowd numbers you dumbcunt
>>77464212
You have no idea what you're even talking about.
Total overall attendance in 2015: 2,894,944
Total overall attendance in 2016: 2,921,005
Finals attendance was down last year from the year before.
>According to the NSWRL, for the 2016 season, its overall participation dropped from 40,824 in 2015 to just over 39,000.
JUST
Thugby peegue Ltd.
>>77464238
DELETE THIS
THE FIGURE IS ACCURATE
THE GOYIM LOVE TO WATCH BETBALL
This comeback though.
Shiggy's on suicide watch.
Taking the two was a GOOD decision.
FACE
OF
THE
GAME
>Crowds are down more than 25 per cent at some clubs over the past five years. This, in the season the NRL’s strategic plan of 2013 promised crowd averages of 20,000 a game.
JUST
>Participation rates are down.
JUST
>The QRL has dropped from 60,000 players last year to 54,000 this year, country registrations have dropped from 55,000 to 52,000 and Sydney kids have dropped from 39,000 to 34,000.
JUST
>These numbers are worse than they appear. They are down on numbers from the year before, a game in slow death.
JUST
JUST TRUST US GOYIM THE GAME IS ALIVE AND WELL
BETBALL IS FINE
>>77463814
what crowd?
Holy shit. What a fucking game.
>>77464299
GAY
>>77464298
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/opinion/the-nrl-is-spending-big-and-its-wastefulness-is-failing-the-game-writes-paul-kent/news-story/eacf5c3370e18cfcee25fcb08c668af6 btw
>>77464201
JUST hahah the absolute state of this lying weasel who talks absolute shit
>tfw you're a "professional" "sportsman" and you're shorter than a woman who's interviewing you
BILLY "WHO WON GAME 3 OF ORIGIN" SLATER IS BACK
http://nrl.com/player-poll-worst-job-ive-ever-had/tabid/10874/newsid/110669/default.aspx
TopKEM the memes are too real
Souths have a white Daniel Tupou on their wing
>>77464298
>Quoting a Paul Kent article as a source
There's never ever been a season where standard season games have averaged 20k though. Hell, they've never even made 17k.
>>77464315
can he remember game 3 yet?
>about to fall over line to win game
>throw ball away
>nrl propped up by betting
Hmmm, really gets my lollies spilling
LOOK AT THIS CROWD YOU LOW CROWD cucks
nice weather up here in townsville lads.
Game of the year.
Those cheerleaders looks gross lads.
Imagine being so cucked by a sport you spend your friday night obsessing over crowds.
>>77464328
b-but the stadium size doesn't make a difference!
the crowd is always small!
>>77464336
t. a faggot in the closet
I'm an autistic shut in who doesn't like crowds.
>>77464340
That's a 35,000 seat stadium m8
>>77464347
Did you mean 26,500
No one meant 35k
>>77464328
Ha! The ends would be empty and there isn't even a stand where that photo was taken from. Townsvilles a shithole.
Why is the lighting so shit
COWcucks!!!
>brownsville """women"""
>>77464374
Me bottom right
>>77464377
You'll have to be more specific I see a lot of bottoms XD
XDDDDD
>>77464384
Based
Reminder that a capacity 1300SMILES Stadium crowd would only fill less than a third of ANZ Stadium, leaving 56,000 seats empty.
>>77464320
PAUL KENTS JUST GONNA LIE ABOUT THE NRL ITS NOT LIKE HE NEEDS THEM TO PROVIDE HIM INFO FOR STORIES
ITS NOT LIKE THEY COULD SUE FOR DEFAMATION AHAHHA
ahahah the fucking state of this kike
>who you gonna believe, me or a professional journalist?
AAHAHHA
How can white wingers even compete ladies
>>77464223
>Maybe the fox first memescorer.
Hope you did that bet m80
>>77464403
>Paul Kent
>professional journalist
Top kek. Fuck off Kent. No one reads your shit.
>>77464403
Professional journalist is hardly a mark of reliability or trust, and since when has the NRL media ever relied on facts to write their pieces?
>>77464433
t. rural retarted suburban voter
>>77464426
>>77464433
AAHAHHA
>Dosh Abo Car
The sad thing is that he actually thought that was a funny post.
>kick a 40 20
>out on the full
BASED REFBALL
>>77464487
Clearly hit the line.
>Paul Kents a liar IM RIGHT
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK AHAAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Who is the saviour of the white race?
BFT is there tonight ladies
BFT up at townsville
BFT is on the field. Did someone get a screencap
>>77464515
>>77464519
>>77464521
Kek. All within 10 secs of each other
>you will never be an almost 6 foot 7 year old
> This is by far the most one-sided betting game of the round with Sportsbet, and 97 per cent of the dollars are with Melbourne
Hmmm.
BFT (Brisbane Freight Terminal) is in WalkBro City
>>77464533
You are mistaken.
>282 posts and only pic related
Where did all these fresh cunts come from my /nrl/ family?
>>77464505
Paul Kent is literally a liar. Like the time he claimed someone told him Milford was a lazy trainer.
Whats this hair do called?
They really love mcdonalds in nqld ladies
>>77464566
>tfw mines going the same way at this rate
>>77464566
The knot wanted.
Billy forgot how to catch a pass as well it seems XD
>>77464566
The Tripper Youth
http://wwos.nine.com.au/2017/08/03/20/21/high-school-winger-scores-unbelievable-try
>Whites can't be wing-
hey chickenlittle, where abouts are you?
>Paul Kent is lying about the NRL and I know the truth cause I'm an autistic NEET
AHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHHAH HES REAL AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA
>>77464637
Punished-BFT
>cowcucks
>coen hess as a center
This is what happens when you take the poo
>tfw triggered Paul Kent on a burmese hunting forum
>>77464673
Souths took the poo and ended up winning
I'm really REALLY not liking these fresh cunts, they can't even take subtle shit. LITERALLY AUTISM.
A lot of refball for poorm tonight lads
based morgo
>>77464646
Waikiki.
Just pissed away a great kick from my teammate lads
>>77459552
>manly sea eagles
>I'm just saying that my opinions are obviously more trustworthy than a person who publishes material as a profession and exposes themself to tortious liability if they publish false or misleading information
AHAHHAH
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA FUCK ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA HOLY FUCK AAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUCK
giv cowboys win
Paul Kent having a literal meltdown lads.
>Paul Kent gets all his news from /nrl/
No wonder he's a fuckwit ay
>>77464798
based Joe Burgess.
>>77464201
>These are blatantly false. Junior participation, crowds and tv audiences all went up last year. Even memberships went up.
HAHAHAAHH HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AHAHAHHAHAHA
based courier mail journalists such as robert 'crash' craddock would never lie
>>77464816
Regular season crowds unironically went up 0.9% last year
Though they dropped 5.2% the year before
Remember to filter all trippies lads
>>77464833
AHAHAH ITS LIKE IF I HAVE $50 AND THEN I HAVE $40 AND THEN I HAVE $41 I SHOULD BE HAPPY AHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Glad we're getting a betting update ladies
>>77464856
Literal goal post moving autism here lads
>>77464414
Nah kek I pranked myself and put it on cowboys 1-12
1. Never betray your integrity for any reason
2. Always maintain your self-respect, even if it means walking away from something or someone you think you want REALLY bad at that moment, later you will thank you.
3. Don't rush relationships to an end. Focus on spending time with people, having fun and connecting. If something comes from it, awesome, if not walk away and don't look back. If a woman doesn't want you (not just eh you're here, but if she doesn't crave for you), no matter how perfect she is in every other aspect, it's a dealbreaker.
4. At this age, securing financial stability and finding your place in the world should be your top priority. Let nothing distract you from this.
5. Don't shack up with a woman. This is enmeshing your life with someone else's and will make it much harder for you if the relationship ends or your life situation changes too much (likely to happen at this stage of your life). Also being around someone 24/7 without a lifelong commitment is a recipe for wasted years and heartbreak.
6. SAVE SAVE SAVE. Don't waste your money going out all the time, don't waste your money buying unnecessary gadgets and shit you'll still be paying for when you've grown tired of it. Get your money right before you even think about luxuries.
7. Reputation is important. Deal with people kindly, justly and with integrity and build a network of people you can call on (and who can call on you). Keep a small circle of vetted and trusted people close to you.
8. Don't dream, don't talk about what you're going to do when X. If you have a goal or an interest you'd like to pursue get to it quickly.
9. Always use protection. A few minutes of pleasure can give you a lifetime of responsibility and change the course of your life. That girl you're so in love with looks a lot different as a nagging baby's mother with her hand out 5, 10, 15 years down the road.
Good close up on bft there ladies
>>77464898
Should have listened to me, they need based JT
>>77464930
Where was this advice when I was falling in love with a ice-addicted prostitute
>>77465021
So you didn't kill yourself or was that another anon?
>>77465021
This stuff is common sense.
did anyone see that absolute glamour in the opening five seconds of this broadcast?
i don't know if she was wearing a cowwies or cuckbourne jersey but she was a 10/10
hopefully a cowwies because i am going to move up there and track her down
i don't want to live in cuckbourne and raise our 10/10 white children in that shitskin infested shithole
>>77465037
I'm not suicidal, I am depressed. I deal with two diagnosed mental illnesses. I don't know if I ever will off myself but as for now, I wouldn't do it over a prostitute.
>>77465017
Have you watched cowboys game this season kek
The issue was winterstein and cooper getting cleaned up in the first 5 minutes
>>77465040
>falling in love with a ice-addicted prostitute
>having common sense
>>77465060
Good lad never forget the /nrl/ family loves you
Just got Kostjasyn'd lads
just took a HIA for an elbow to the neck lads
>gets hits in the throat
>BETTER CHECK HIM FOR CONCUSSION AND USE THAT FREE INTERCHANGE HEHE
>getting buzzfeed'd on your own turf
how embarrassing for coonsville
Just found out that you don't have to get hit in the head to hurt your brain and get a concussion lads
>(((HIA test)))
>(((refball)))
refs really letting vunivalu getting away with slowing down play the ball
I really do miss her soft skin and cute butthole though. I never thought I would enjoy eating a roastie as much as I did. I suppose because it was hers, it made it all the better. She really did have a stranglehold on me and my emotions.
Rant over.
>>77465145
virgin
>>77465163
freshcunt
I want to get the Hess treatment and have my head taken off my shoulders
>>77465184
REFBALL
Phone posting in bed lads
nice poomunity
why do poorm have the ball again
It's getting hard to keep up with all these gifts to poorm
>>77465252
Lowe never got control of it, they always rule against in that situation
>>77465269
Alright but for fucks sake
>there was no foul play
>but it would have been a penalty try
so there WAS foul play
looks like its another year of melbournewinslol
im calling it now. and unlike reality check, my tips are usually right. im calling a parra vs melb gf.
>It's hard work playing in the NRL but for many of our stars it pales in significance to the times when they have had to do some 'real work'. These are the worst jobs they have ever had.
Dallin Watene-Zelezniak (Panthers)
I've never had a job. This has been my first job, so probably being touch judge on the weekend! That was probably the worst job I've ever had.
Dale Copley (Titans)
I was mowing lawns when I was in 20s. That was fun, especially in pre-season. It was before I started uni straight out of school, mowing lawns was the gig. A trainer of the 20s owned a garden maintenance business and he used to get us young fellas for a bit of cheap labour. It was good fun doing that all day and then go and try and train.
>DUDE BELLAMY WOULDVE BEEN UNHAPPY
AHAHAHHAHA FUCK ME QUALITY JOKE
XD
It's a spread it to the right episode
>41 tries at age 21 and the season isn't even over
Vunivalu on highest try scorer ever watch
>David Fusitu'a (Warriors)
I have never had a proper job! I came straight out of school and into first grade. I did stocktake for my dad at his electrical company, but that was just for pocket money. Dad was good, pretty laid back and all his co-workers were real friendly.
Kevin Naiqama (Wests Tigers)
I was a baggage handler at Sydney Airport but I really loved that job. We had to carry our passport on us the whole time.
Valentine Holmes (Sharks)
When I was in 20s we either had to work or study so I did labouring for a couple of weeks and then quit, it was torture. I got lucky in the end because I started training full-time when I was 19 soon after.
Tyrone Peachey (Panthers)
I worked in a chemist. I used to vacuum and deliver medicine for $6 an hour in Cronulla. And I had to ride a bike for deliveries so it was manual labour. It was pretty brutal.
>Malakai Watene-Zelezniak (Wests Tigers)
It would have to be when I was an office removalist. We had to work after office hours so we wouldn't stop until 4am most nights and there was so much heavy lifting. That was probably the toughest. It was just taxing but as a 16-year-old it was good money.
Matt Gillett (Broncos)
Red Rooster. I had to cook out the back and make the burgers.
Josh Mansour (Panthers)
It has to be labouring. You're just digging holes, trenches and it doesn't matter if it's raining, hailing or sunshine on your back, it's just the worst. I was a first-year apprentice back in my South Sydney days and there was no carpentry available so all that I could do was dig holes and work as a brickie labourer. It wasn't pleasant but I had to get the job done as a young kid to get as much money as I could.
Angus Crichton (Rabbitohs)
I went straight out of school and started training here so I haven't a proper job yet! Probably the closest thing I've had to a job as a kid was working for my dad on the farm. That can get pretty tough at times.
James Tedesco (Wests Tigers)
I did a bit of landscaping with my brother and stepped on a nail so that was it. I lasted one day and that was me done.
>>77465325
He won't keep up the pace and once Smith, Slater and Cronk are gone the tries won't come as easy.
>Trent Merrin (Panthers)
Probably working with my old man delivering concrete bags to hardware stores. I had to get up at 3am and deliver bags of cement to all the guys in the local area; it was a tough gig.
Nathan Peats (Titans)
Working with my dad. He's a builder and we used to punch on all the time. It wasn't healthy for our relationship. I got expelled from school so I had no choice but to work with Dad. We didn't see eye to eye all the time, I didn't like getting told what to do, but we're all good now. I had to do all the digging, all the lifting. It was a tough job but he was really good in that he used to always make me work hard for my money and taught me to save and that's helped me now in looking after my family.
George Burgess (Rabbitohs)
I suppose it was the best and the worst job that I had – I used to do a milk round from 2am to 7am. It was great because it got me very fit and gave me a good work ethic, but it also made me very tired so I was falling asleep in my last subject at school.
I saw that on www.reddit.com/r/nrl too!
>>77465353
>Working with my dad. He's a builder and we used to punch on all the time. It wasn't healthy for our relationship. I got expelled from school so I had no choice but to work with Dad. We didn't see eye to eye all the time, I didn't like getting told what to do, but we're all good now. I had to do all the digging, all the lifting. It was a tough job but he was really good in that he used to always make me work hard for my money and taught me to save and that's helped me now in looking after my family.
based cbhs lewo
i only got suspended and instead of getting expelled just left
he was the year below me and still there when i left so i dunno what the fuck he did cause its impossible for footy players to get expelled there
turned off lads. cowboys got this in the bag.
>really physical game wally hasnt it
fucking fire gus already holy fuck
>>77465376
what were you suspended for?
>>77465404
Got caught taking it up the bum in the girls toilets
>>77465404
for not being an elite hooker
BIFFFFFFFF
Why don't they focus on a fight when there is biff lads? Are the camerapersons told not to focus on it?
Always good to see true speedsters make some room for themselves so they can really stretch out. Fox is pure speed.
>JT chatting and getting friendly with storm players
N
T
R
Josh Addo-carr's grandfather was nicknamed Wait-awhile-Wal
>THE head of the Halal Certification Authority has apologised for suggesting Australian women need Muslim men to fertilise them.
All is forgiven
Diversity is our strength
>>77465483
The real benefit of multiculturalism is non-white sperm
>>77465615
if you havnt fucked some muslim girls and made her family seethe youre a faggot
be white and desirable assholes
I am a 28 year old virgin Broncos supporter and a female I'm not related to or buying something from has never even smiled at me.
Going to my first wedding tomorrow lads
I've been to several weddings, but I will never have my own wedding as I am completely undesirable to all women.
>>77465771
based walkie
>>77465734
weddings are shit cause they go all day and you cant get too drunk or youll like wreck the wedding but its still a party atmosphere so its like the worst party you ever went to
>>77465837
Even the most autistic cunt can get laid at a wedding
>>77465860
>dude getting laid is awesome lmao
t. virgin or barely out of pussy
you know girls all have STDs by the time youre 24? its your girlfriend or your hand unless youre a retard
go share needles bozo
http://thefappeningblog.com/further-emma-watson-research/
>>77465891
Sorry I don't listen to phone posters using phone spacing
Just saw Death Grips lads
Just spent $450 at the strip club. Will probably spend another 400 before leaving
>>77467078
Take pics for us
>>77467208
>>77467853
you put your shoes in a waffle iron again faggot?
>>77465325
Radradra
Sean here.
walkcripple on murder watch
>>77467853
Fucking hell, lad. Some people are so fucking disgusting.
>>77475030
I know right those shoes are gross.
Any BSA recruiters online ?
>>77475203
check your inbox
Feeling so fucking sad lads
can we for once not fucking talk about 'based Walie'
>>77475555
Fine, we'll talk about Walkie instead
*farts*
>>77475948
you know what i meant lad
Based Waleed.
>the 2 worst peems of the fucking game are playing against each other
>ywn be a big baller like these lads
>new
>richo
>new
HEY, YOU HERE LAD?
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I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS
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YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS
CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA
LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
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>>77476861
please do not bully the sharks and raiders
Hope the Knights and Tigers win every game and the Fullwogs get the spoon to be honest my family
>>77476998
t. wog
Hello what is wrong with this person >>77476998?
Reminder that Joey has finally forgiven Newcastle for their sins and has given his blessing to the new golden age.
TYBJ
Just bumped a Daddario thread on /tv/ lads
>>77476999
excellent post
>tfw on my way to meetup with roosterGOD in hawaii
>make the mistake of going to news.com.au
>wow guys I'm a gay student in melbourne please don't treat me bad because of my meth addiction
crikey
Oh god fucking damn it
>>77477820
Fucking Melbourne.
>poocastle get beaten by the pooiors
kek
KEM
K E G
TWO IN A ROW
Remember to filter all half-trippies lads
those cheerleaders look gross
>>77477898
You watch way too much porn m80
Reminder to filter everyone EXCEPT me m8s
Based fucking N with ANOTHER elite post
NEWCASTLE ARE BACK
TIME TO JUMP ON THE BASED NEWCASTLE BANDWAGON LADS
>>77477929
Don't worry, we can still lose from here
How about dem warriors eh....fucking shit cunts
This is not professional sport
>>77477929
Sorry. No fairweathers allowed.
Anyone outcalled a who're to their house?
>>77477933
You're a true Knights fan like I just became
>>77477947
you're not*
Whats this, the 5th win in 3 years. Based fucking newcastle lads
>>77477107
loser from gayfl general
don't (you) dirty foreigners, it's like feeding a stray dog, they'll keep coming back
>>77477970
>Talking about a win before it happens
Do NOT curse Basedcastle
Maybe thats my plan m8
>stopping the game so a injured player can take the defensive line
What kind of bullshit is that lads
>>77478005
Not as bullshit as the "knock on" at the ruck by Lillyman/Luke
>>77478005
Shouldnt be time off until they get the ball back 2bh
How are the Warriors so bad lads? They have a good team on paper and no Newcastle-like financial and administrational anarchy
>>77478032
Muh team culture
>>77478032
>dogshit culture
>too many coconuts
>>77478032
Too many mediocre white shitters. They were better when they were all coconuts
>>77478032
>They have a good team on paper
This is a meme
There are very few players in the Warriors who would make the first grade side of any other club.
RTS, SJ, Foran, Mannering and maybe Luke
>knights imploding before halftime
Tipped pooriors ladies
This chink is useless
>>77478093
both teams usually fuck up after half time so should be interesting 2nd half
Knights MUST score here
>taking the 2
>taking the poo
>>77478120
virgin
>taking ANOTHER poo
>>77478120
>>77478125
my stream is like 5 minutes behind
FUCKING PATHETIC, ITS ALMOST HALF TIME, YOU'RE AHEAD, WARRIORS ARE SHIT, TAKE THE TAP YOU UTTER FAGGOTS
Why do the newcastle "knights" have no courage and no drive?
>>77478157
They're fags and because of being pussies I hope they lose and get the wooden spoon again.
>>77478147
I can only assume they were trying to avoid their patented concede-a-try-against-the-run-of-play-in-the-dying-moments-of-the-first-half technique
invented a meme for /nrl/ lads
>>77478190
He's whiter than her.
If shitcastle lose this game god it'll be funny
reckon pooran has 20k on a warriors loss
>>77478242
My poor sides.
Fucking coconuts
>>77478242
15 foreign uncontrolled substances
More racist wrong calls
Going out lads, will be back for BroncGODS game. I'll miss you /nrl/ family xoxo.
>>77478286
Neck yourself.
Fuck the warriors are a fucking pathetic embarrassment and a disgrace to the fucking nrl. They shouldn't even exist. They're never ever going to even get close to a premiership again.
injurybowl
Issuck Puke
>Knights win a game
>Lowest crowd of the season the next week
Though I wouldn't pay to see Knights v Warriors either
HAPPENING
Why don't the warriors ask gandalf to help them
The warriors fucking suck but to be fair this is some casual racism referee calls in this game favoring the knights.
>>77478378
He's off for a HIA
I wonder if Tohu regrets signing on for this trainwreck
How can a team be last if they get all this refball
asked him to do a flip and he actually did one the madman
>>77478381
After all the refball we've had to endure this season its nice to get some back
Knights are getting refball to cause fun times in the spoon betting market
>>77478398
>>77478406
yeah but I had the warriors in my multi, can i get a $5 reimbursement?
Remember that game where Manly got a bogus try to beat the Knights?
Time for the COLLAPSE
>Fullback lets the kick go out instead of saving 30 seconds and getting a free 20+ metres
Why do they do this?
>>77478449
Let da boys have a rest cunt
TWO IN A ROW
WHO FUCKING /GOATCASTLE/ HERE!?
There's way more people in the stand the camera is on, why the fuck would you seat everyone somewhere that can't be seen
Not financially friendly
I am at work lads AMA
>>77478507
How many hamburgers could you fit in your arse mate
Actually it's because the Knights are on. And I've already taken it off.
>>77478501
>>77478527
And thank you for saying I'm doing well. Appreciate it m8.
GOATcastle dynasty has begun
We want 30
>>77478548
>he doesn't support GOATcastle
I TOLD you the GOATcastle dynasty had begun
>>77478517
1.5
Keep seething m8. I'll be sure to thank you in my victory speech.
Newcastle Knights on avoiding the spoon watch
Just put my fantasy football stats on my resume ladies maybe now I can get a job
When I played league as a teenager I used to track my fantasy score in my head as I played.
Friendly reminder to all Poo Pees in this thread that your posting time on /nrl/ is now over. Kindly cease all posts you are currently working on. We will see you next week for the Warrior's game
>>77478674
The Warriors are fucking awful! None of them seem to care about losing. Roger Tuivasa Sheck looks like he tries but with no support is captain on a sinking ship week after week. Isaac Luke is meant to be one of the best players in the comp and at one stage was competing with Cameron Smith as the best hooker in the game! He makes stupid lazy mistakes which results in either a penalty or turnover and then raises his hand to say sorry and that's the end of it. The rest of them want to collect their paycheck and go home. No intensity or desire to improve and its so frustrating to watch! I keep thinking that with a team like that on paper they should be doing better but I'm starting to wonder if we think they are better than they actualĺy are and in fact all these good "on paper" players are middle to lower end NRL players.
Maybe I'm just pissed off cause I lost $100 on them today.
So now that GummiBears looks doomed, Roosterman v LaffinGOAT has become a battle for 8th spot.
Can LaffinGOAT finally crack the top 8 for the first time? Or will Chickenfoot spoil the party?
Just in case you lads missed it there's not much bright in the future for the Worriers, their Holden Ccup side lost 70-4 against GOATcastle
GOATcastle: That's MY Peem.
>>77478682
RTS is a very good athlete but he was also a complete system babby. He doesnt have what it takes to lead a team. He needs bettet people around him telling him what to do.
wooo WE BACK BABY
who /newcastle/ here
hopefully we dont get the wooden spoon again this year rofl
Nathan Ross on fractured back watch
Fobs and kiwis are dumb and lazy
They won one WC because it involves being motivated for like a month, requires zero discipline
They lack the discipline for consistent performances over 6 months, as evidenced by almost every year they have played rugby league
Fuck them, fuck their country, and fuck their superstitious haka bullshit that we have to endure because noones man enough to tell them to get fucked
WHO / big milky tittans/ HERE
We're a likely victor over poobane if you ask me boys.
>>77478291
Oh you
I'm back /nrl/ family, who won?
post >yfw next week the Eels' top 4 hopes are dashed by fucking /GOATcastle/
>>77478741
GOATcastle m8. The official team of the /nrl/ family.
>>77478757
>official team of the /nrl/ family.
Damn right all others who say otherwise aren't part of the /nrl/ family AND hate BFT and women in general.
Does the /nrl/ family support the Church of Joey?
>Penrith co-captain Matt Moylan has been ruled out of Sunday's Round 22 NRL Telstra Premiership clash with the Wests Tigers.
Poogers on getting lucky and keeping knights on spoon watch watch
>5:30pm kickoff
Walkcuck on cucked watch
>slap
>no sinbin
home ground refball
Anyone have a decent stream for Broncos Vs Titans?
>implying the Titans aren't THE most likable QLD club
>>77478856
yeah
Hey /sp/, who /Titans/ here?
>>77478869
How do the players stay stuck to the wall?
>>77478869
Fuck me sideways I hope we win tonight boys.
>>77478856
yeah mate here
*pisses on you*
/nrl/ family are strict followers of the Church of WalkGod
>>77478869
>he paid 35 bucks to go see titans lose
>>77478911
correct post
>he paid 35 bucks to have a great night out on the legendary gold coast in fantastic weather while I spent the night at home masturbating to shemales
/r/ nikorima dropping bhunt's head gif
>>77478958
based walkie the broncGODS will be back in brisbane next week
Fucking oats, that would have gone dead you pussy grow some balls
>>77478953
>>77478987
I love you anon, I was just thinking I wished I got a pic of that
BASED MANLET
>he doesn't have based foxtel
>Hayne
fucking kek
BASED OATS
>>77478869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9fNAi3cSgw
>hayne
walktranny on transition watch
>>77479047
I'm not that skinny.
The utter state of these fucking refs
>>77479047
Im fatter and much balder
>>77478869
pootans getting btfo by manlets
Can some autist please get the median height of all starting players for every team so we can find out the real manlets
Me on obese, virgin, pale splotchy skin covered in stretchmarks, balding, greying and small penis with phimosis watch.
>>77479116
You can change most of those m80
>>77479157
Nice shop faggot, here is the original lads
>>77478958
bailey jay torrent where?
come in here and defend your poothetic sport
>>77479135
>>77479157
poothetic
>>77479175
>>77479177
>>77479183
i made that
im the funniest cunt i know
>>77479183
BASED goodsey telling singling out a pooftah new cuck welshman and a cucklander
>79 posts
>5 posters
Nice "poomunity" you've got here
>>77479192
>uppity coon
>based
"no"
>>77479196
BIFF LADIES
abo on abo violence
>>77479201
triggered the casual racist lads
Didn't even get 10 in the bin.
>>77479201
t. brainlet wog
aussie whites and abos RUN australia. the rest of you are just kicking up to your gods.
>>77479217
there's noting casual about my racism ""mate""
>>77479225
fresh cunt with more casual racism
/afl/ truly are benevolent GODS, coming here to keep a dead sports thread alive, so generous.
The new pringles tubes are really pathetically thin just like my penis ladies
daily reminder /afl/ RUNS /sp/
>>77478869
>>77479237
>instaslut
>woman on hookup app
>""""virgin""""
wedding tomorrow lads
not fucking interested
unless its my wedding why would i wanna celebrate a wedding? oh yeah im so stoked that youre getting laid tonight lad, can i wear a suit and stand around for 12 hours trying not to get violently drunk and arrested? sounds great. heres some money for a gift, and cheers for the shithouse food
>>77479268
dunno what you mean mate
Hayne is hilariously shit
I can't even imagine the kind of loser who is incapable of having fun at a wedding.
Excuse me, but who are YOU to call zero premiership winning, NRL legend and NFL superstar, Jarryd "Hayne Plane" Hayne shit, huh? Who the fuck are YOU?
>leave running the Bulldogs to me
Remember when he was the hayne train?
>>77479299
thats cause youve never been to a wedding cause youre a hopeless cunt
it is boring as absolute fuck, its just a big event for the bridge, basically instagram: the event
>>77479268
>woman
BAH GOD HES BROKEN IN HALF
You are dead set loser.
I've been to 6 weddings and each one was fun. You just are incredibly insecure, depressed and jaded because you have no one to love and no one to love you.
What did he see ladies
>>77479333
fuck yeah tell me about the hours you spend at the reception sitting around talking shit? absolute blast
Weddings are complete garbage. I suspect they're shit for everyone who isn't the bride. The rest of the marriage goes much the same way.
>>77479356
Me top right
STOP THE FIGHT! SOMEBODY STOP THE FIGHT
>>77479343
A referee with integrity
WOULD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
HAT TRICK
THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
feeling sorry for the titans
Titans are being whipped like a government mule
>>77479389
This is the same with me and women. It's about the high of knowing someone's into you, not the relationship itself
Based titties giving their big bros a big f/a boost to ensure they keep a top 4 spot
nrl related post here lads
>>77479417
i feel like that when im not interested in her romatically. when i have feelings for her its not like that. i only have feelings for like 1% though.
>Walking in the try instead of running in field for an easier kick to guarantee 50
Not premiership material
There’s basically two groups of people that get excited about going to weddings: women and gay men. A building full of fancy dresses and flowers is paradise to them.
>>77478869
>he paid money to see his peem go 0-52
Everyone laugh at him
>Have double the amount of plays in the opposition 20
>They beat you 54-0
What did the Pootans mean by this
>>77479476
does walkGOD really work at JB, he doesn't look like someone who works there
Who's ready to see some sharkholes get raided
Sick of this titans bullying ladies
>>77479494
>>77479494
HOOOOO
*claps*
HOOOOOOOOOO
*clasp*
HO
*claps*
This game is on channel 9HD
he STILL can't afford based foxtel
UP UP CRONULLA
saw the hat in the box and thought molly meldrum died
>>77479548
He'll be fine
WOOOAH WOAH OH
STRAIGHT
IN
YOUR EYES
Based asian
why does the teams marching band sound like it only has 1 trumpet?
>taking the poo
this WILL make them lose this game
>taking the poo
>malonley yawning
KEKEKEKEKEKKE
>>77479602
>Marching band
fucking Seppo travesty
Exposed the fresh cunt for falling for such obvious bait lads
Just got back from maccas and my chips are cold ladies
Zap em in the microwave, but not too long or they'll go soggy
How can white boys even compete
Got tripple butter popcorn and its fucking too buttery fuck me, gonna need 2 beers to wash this shit down ladies
Tipped sharts but wouldn't mind seeing raiders win
Gave your mum the tip but wouldn't mind doing your sister
I do not have a sister but you can do my brother in a dress if you want mate
Just offered some stranger my brother's arse ladies
My older brother just handed me a dress and told me to put it on when he tells me ladies
GREAT WHITE HOPE
#penaltysharks
What all white boys deserve
Reminder that the titans beat the sharks twice and storm once
>>77479723
0-54
BASED NBN
80 bucks well spent
Poonulla sharts are the most poothetic "pooremiers" ever ladies
>defending premiers
le back2back lads
keg
>>77479778
excellent post and correct spelling of kem
I just want a cute gf who I can have the occasional night out with.
>>77479801
Just keep doing nothing and not working towards it and a cute girl will fall in your lap
I've been out for the last few weekends trying. I the guy who got rejected by 3-6 girls last weekend.
>>77479821
Good work mate, keep trying and don't fear rejection
Just realised I had a webm of elite blonde touchie in action ladies
It's just disheartening, especially living in a small town with a 2:1 ratio of men to women. I'm honestly tempted to relocate to a capital city just to meet a girl, despite the high cost of living and traffic etc.
>>77479842
Well that is something you'd have to decide yourself, but you're doing way better than me mate. So you should be proud of yourself for that.
Might move to Brisbane. If I can't find a nice girl there, it's off to Melbourne. No luck there and I'm killing myself.
>>77479939
Why the fuck melbourne mate?
There's some nice girls there. Just not sure how many are single and would be interested in a country boy.
>>77479945
He wants to find a girlfriend (male)
>>77479939
Walkcunt can be a girl if you want him to be
>>77479952
You say country boy like it's a bad thing. If you're a man and know handy man shit you'd make them fucking wet mate. Those girls are surrounded by city poofs all day everyday. The only men in cities are tradies.
I grew up on a cane farm, I've worked as a shunter on locomotives during the crush seasons and I'm currently an electrician. Just not sure that's the kind of man a city girl would be interested in. If they are university educated, even if it's not a very useful degree, don't they think people with manual labour jobs are beneath them?
>>77479982
The fuck mate, you need to be more confident with yourself step one.
Girls are interested in men and in confidence.
You're an electrician with is one of the smarter trades as far as I know. Girls might not know that.
But to answer your franky stupid question, girls would get wet at you being a sparky. Fuck sake mate. Girls fucking love tradies.
>girls fucking love tradies
COMEBACK
>>77480014
t. walkie who works at JB
What is the penalty count ladies? It has to be in favour of sharks.
>>77480048
5 each
>gallen being a grub
Seen this episode before
poopali in the bin
I only leave my room to buy food. My only aspirations towards women lie in hiring prostitutes.
>Sportsbet put my raiders winnings into my account already
Interesting.
KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEK
>punch guy in the face
don't get sin binned
Refs on inconsistent watch
>>77480074
12 up at half time means payout mate
Ends this round
No one likes tradies, especially women.
>>77480074
How have you somehow missed that 24/7 ads about the 12+ promo they've been running on tv and radio for like 2 weeks
>>77480096
Stop being so fucking insecure m8
There is going to be so much biff ladies, you could cut the air with a knife.
>>77480096
This.
>>77480096
Accurate post.
Reminder that physicallity is not a word
>There are people in this thread who use tv and radio
I only listen to Triple J and only watch Foxtel but when I watch the news I watch ABC because its LITERALLY the only impartial news.
>milk an unjust penalty by diving
>end up conceding 4 points because of it
Defending premiers
>>77480148
stop watching abc news
6 points now lmao
>get a player sinbinned
>concede 3 penalty goals while they're down a man
kek
KEM
K E G
WHY on gods green earth would anyone subject themselves to advertisement ridden shit television and music available elsewhere. Stop supporting australian media outlets they are all absolute garbage. I can't believe some of that shit is taxpayer run. If I paid taxes I'd be SEETHING.
>>77480209
you do pay taxes you underage faggot
>what is GST
>saturday night
>/afl/ has had 3 threads since friday
>nrPOO still stuck on the one
FOLD
THIS
PATHETIC
POOMUNITY
Just baited /pol/ into ranting a paragraph full of shit that I did NOT read lads
>>77480237
Is it Multicultural round or Gay round m80?
>defending premiers kicking on tackle 2
E X P O S E D
>>77480249
>crowd in the background is bigger than any other nrpoo game
KEK
>>77480270
>le crowd meme
/gayfl/ needs a new comeback
>>77480224
I pay less than you gaybo. God I'm dying for a piss and I can't be fucked getting up.
Do you think rugby players ever piss themselves mid game hahaha what do you think it smells like hahaha
Just scored a try off about 8 forward passes ladies
>>77480280
EXPOSED
At least I got to see that.
Cucked
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77480277
I could say the same for you, but I don't want you to extend your thinking process sweetie :) xx
>>77480286
I'm 23 m8. I'm really amused you have that gif though. Classic tv and radio user.
Literally making /pol/ seeth ITT right now ladies
>pootans customers pay to see their peem go 0-54
>pooarks customers pay to see their peem get smashed
KKEKEKKEKEK
Sharts absolutepee expoosed
The other day I stubbed my toe on a table so I punched the table full force. Really taught /pol/ a lesson I did ladies.
>Tfw Cronulla customer
Kill MEEEEE
Causal racists that hate BFT literally sperging out right now.
kek
KEM
K E G
BroncGODS easily sliding into 3rd position
I put 569$ on a roosters/panthers double. This will win, right?
>>77480426
>Doubting the mighty sea eagles
Enjoy losing your money
>>77480369
>He pays for internet but chooses to use outdated technology for entertainment instead
>He calls himself australian but isn't a casual racist
I bet you put your house on the titans tonight.
He's still sperging out ladies
Post Malone is some hot garbage
>$5,001
Somebody explain this
Post yfw under the radar premiership favourites the peenrith poothers sneak into the 8
>>77480534
>penrith
>under the radar
KEG
average knights supporter
I'm here lads
>>77480483
Nobody put money in them throughout the season so that number is to tempt you to bet on them and not on other teams. More money on rabbits would probably be better for the algorithm that calculates their potential future profit or losses in that market.
>>77480904
Tough
Hard
GUN
Nathan Ross on relatively quick healing vertebrae fracture watch
Knights on every player gets a freak injury and never plays again watch starring Andrew Johns and Alex McKinnon and Rory Kostwhatever and Nathan Ross
>>77482089
>gets a freak injury
That's my peem
Last for BroncGODS
last for WalkGOD
Paying an ice addicted prozzie to suck my large penis ladies
/rug/ on eternal suicide watch
dont let AFL see this thread we didnt even reach 800
/rug/ on eternal suicide watch