/mlb/ general - MANLY edition

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>Zero rings

>>77457886
>Two Posts

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gib captain

Anyone catch the end of the Rockies game?
Absolutely hilarious

>>77458885
>Rockies involved

Checks out.

>belinger drag bunts with a runner on first and 2 outs
>Gets out

That was stupid

>the AIDs infested hovel of the shitcongo pisscups

>>77460468
That could literally be anyone.

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YEAH BOYEE

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>>77457886
>posey not the one in the hospital bed

Goddammit, Seattle.

>Yankees infield

https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg

>>77463619
Fuvk the Yankees

Morning /mlb/.

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We better not lose to the athletics, I swear to god

>Real thread only has 300 posts

BACK YOU GO

>>77457785
>>77457785
>>77457785

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>>77457835
Go Rays
Nice Thread

>>77468534
>that Tampa weather

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Nats

>>77473703
>>77473703
>>77473703
Red Sox vs White Sox

Mike Trout

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>mfw sean doolittle, ryan madson and brandon kintzler

>>77468248
what the fuck is wrong with you?
is this advanced autism?

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Best looking family in baseball

>>77473743
Wait he isn't married to Eva Longoria?

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

Corey Kluber is a homosexual whoms fetish is paying straight men to go gay.

This is my favorite longo moment. They way he just walks away from Upton while Upton wants to fight him is cool af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5_LKajePjI

>>77473822
I don't believe that to be true. He has a wife and children and, above all, he's a good baseball player

>>77473851
>He has a wife and children
This does not exclude him from being a homosexual lusting after innocent gay-for-pay bussy.

>mest

>>77473869
Again, he's a good baseball player. No such thing as a skilled fag

>>77473927
It seems that Corey Kluber would be the exception to your rule.

>>77458826
It's the Trump Curse.

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So how's that whole "Aaron Judge for the Hall Of Fame" thing going?

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>first pitch single
>darvshit
>doyers

I'm a Giants fan

>>77474132
Words zero lifelong fans will say in 2018.

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>>77474132
last for first pick

>>77474146
Well since Bonds left it's been 100% off the bandwagon

>muh DH is slow!

>mest

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WHEN I WAS

>Guyer can't stop getting hit by baseballs even when he's not in the batter's box

Did Fagfred make strike zones a lot bigger to speed up games or something? These umps are crazy

>>77474454
Corey Kluber is also a balls magnet

>Gausman getting every close pitch

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Nats desu senpai

>the shanty town of new york city

>>77474487
Seriously and it was like this yesterday

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/a/stros!

>no houstan hoovers vs toronao berds thread
i am disappoint

EVERY PITCH

God damn Melky makes good plays. I am so happy they got him back.

robbyyyyy

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We're making the playoffs

Screencap this

>>77474751
I hope you do.

This famous home run call has brought joy to many listeners of that team on the Corner of Carnegie and Ontario for decades

Scott Podsednik

>>77474773
fuck off

Stanton blasts his 34th HR of the season. He's hit a home run in 24 of 30 MLB parks.

If Gio Urshela were a full time starter he could definitely be a Good Glove contender

>>77474827
Gold Glove*

Who's this fucking ump?

Mariners vs Royals

>>77474921
yes
they are playing tonight

>>77474921

I forgot to link

>>77474858
>>77474858
>>77474858

>>77474921
Royals win
Over 3 run differential.

>>77474945
Royals lose 3-2

Wanna bet on it? I already have lunch Monday on this. Fucking coworker thinks the M's are gonna win.

shit nigga where are this dude's eyes going?

http://m.mlb.com/player/435043/zach-duke

>>77474964
shit, didnt realize paxton was pitching
Royals lose 3-1 after the bullpen gives up a run in the 8th

>>77475002
what you wanna bet senpai?

>>77475154
Hmmm... got any ideas yourself?

Aaaaaand Stanton blasts a 2 run homer to make it 35 HRs and surpasses Judge as HR leader.

Marlels up 3-1

I take back what I said earlier, Gio Urshela should just get the Gold Glove

>>77475276
You might want to include the row that tells you which stat is which next time.

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>>77475360

Bauer has been a real late innings warrior and is working his pitch count as long as he can last couple starts. It's promising.

AARON JUDGE SHOOK

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Phillies vs Rockies

>>77475604

UPTON

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3rd grand slam

>>77475661
He fucking killed the ball

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>throwaway games in august

been a while since this feel

>>77475660
>>77475661
>>77475683

>Bet on Detroit to win
>Detroit took the lead on that BIG MEATY DINGER

What a grand slam indeed.

marWIN GOATzalez

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>vasquez
>der mody
>blowsinger

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>>77475683

marGOAT

>>77475701
B A S E D
R
A
D

damn that Iglesias play..

>the city of Baltimore

Givens them the game

>>77475767
based fucking brad not bunting

Astros vs Blue Jays thread

>>77475832
>>77475832
>>77475832

ARI Diamondbacks vs SF Giants (#1 of 3)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>77475821
>>77475821
>>77475821

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Discuss

>>77475879
He wanted to be traded so badly

>>77475879
Verlander doesn't give any fucks

>>77475879
absolute madman

>>77474751
you will win game 163 vs the yaks but lose the actual wild card game to kc

>>77475879

Roid rage?

>>77475879
Why would you bully our backup catcher you faggots

>that wild pitch throw out in the Orioles game

lmao

>>77476023
oh jk he's gonna be safe but that was still funny

kek what a shitshow

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>Pitching in front of an Astros scout, Verlander recorded his third double-digit strikeout game of the season.

>>77476202
h-hey Kate

>>77476202
Why is there an Astros scout there? How do they not know about Justin Verlander?

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KKKnebel with the close

and that's a wrap. Back to a half game out of first

>>77474773
HITS IT TO DEEP RIGHT!

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>77-32

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>Y-Yu is gonna choke just like the doyers in october...
>Sees score
>B-bros...

Let me just go ahead and play out the next hour of /mlb/:

Falseflagger:
>How do we stop the Dodgers bros

Someone:
>"Wait until October."

Someone else:
>"They will stop themselves"

Someone else"
>*Posts screenshot of Kershaw giving up a HR*

Buttman Doyerfan:
>*takes bait*

Falseflagging ensues.

There we go. The end.

>>77476353
It's not October yet

>>77476394
>next hour
You mean forever

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Here come the doyers fans to believe their team will win it all because they had darvish "win" a "good" game against a strikeout heavy mets team

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>>77476430
This and I'm not even being ironic.

>>77476430
You sound buttflustered that your team is shit tbqh

>>77476394
Sometimes the falseflagger doesn't show up, I only posted something similar to lure him out

>>77474110
>(you)

>point five games
You can't stop this brew crew

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windians!

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What was meant by this?

>>77476478
>Orange Ducks still in 4th
Eternal

Funny fact: the best LF (Conforto), CF (Trout) and RF (Stanton) are all named Mike.

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Forever flying

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>red sox win

will LeXplorer ever come back to us? he got paroled

>>77476745
Conforto doesn't play left field.

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>>77475879
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ichiro just passed Craig Biggio on the all-time hits list.

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Doyerbros: thoughts on this 25-man roster for the playoffs?

>>77476850
>Ichiro
Who?

>>77476844
He's a left fielder though, only Sandy would put a defensively poor corner OF in center. He's doing okay now cause he's still young but when he's in his prime he'll be a permanent LF

>>77476850
Ichiro has been 1st in all time hits for like 2 years now, so I don't know what you're on about

>>77476870
>when he's in his prime he'll be a permanent LF
He's blocked in LF.

>>77474110
>the city of you

>>77476907
cespedes profiles better as rf than conforto. Conforto will not be able to play defense in two years

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Oh yes, it's a Mariners win!

>>77474110
>(You) could have it all, my empire of dirt.

>>77476883
>Counting gook league hits

>>77476965
>not counting professional baseball hits

Ichiro is undeniably the best pure hitter of all time

>>77476976
Sure, you can count them if you want.

But people don't care who has the most "professional" hits. They care who has the most MLB hits.

>SPOILER
Pete Rose does

>>77476919
>cespedes profiles better as rf
Doesn't matter, as the Mets won't play him there.

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Hey MLB i'm gonna get one of these patches to iron/sew onto my jersey. Which one do you think is better: Black sunglasses or the clear ones?

For reference i'm gonna have the A's gold jersey and i'll probably also put it on my white one too

>>77477005
why ruin a jersey with some patch?

>>77477005
The right one by a mile.

I sure love these threads devolving into a dodgers thread or on best hitter of all time is _____

'47 or new era?

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>>77477014
A's jersey already has the great elephant patch (pic related) on one arm. I wanted to put this one of the other

>Bartolo Colon just became oldest AL pitcher to have a 9 IP CG win since Nolan Ryan in 1992.

RAGS
A
G
S

>>77477043
based big sexy

>>77477005
>>77477015
right one
no question

>tfw you miss your team tie the game because you were in the bathroom having diarrhea

That is not a good feel boys

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>>77477015
>>77477091
yeah irealize dthe black sunglasses is tacky as fuck

how about the right one vs the left one (same thing without the sunburst and sunglasses)

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Who /voodoo/ here?

fuggin Dad's FML

>>77477114

For me, it's Left

>>77477113
>tfw you pinch off a perfect log and only need one wipe so you can get back to watching /SP/orts

What did you eat to get the green apple quick step?

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>>77477119

>>77477114

>>77477114
Left
the sunglasses are ugly

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>>77477131
Yeeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWCZse1iwE0

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>the literal shanty town of chicongo
>the forsaken second place shores of manhattan

>>77477155
why pick on a team purposely tanking?

>>77477155
don't forget the western bank of the Delaware River

Phillies gonna win dat Draft

>>77476990

Pete Rose fucks underage girls.

>teasing me with sound many late extras

hrnnnnnnngjjjj
>>77477203

Whoa..

>>77477203
And, news flash, people on this board want to fuck lolis.

>>77477216
There is nothing wrong with 2D.

>>77477203
>conditions I deem fair
You're not a very bright individual, are you.

>>77477203
Atta boy Pete

>>77477219
Yes there fucking is, faggot. It means you are LCD scum. You ain't welcome here, fuckin faggot.

>>77477207

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/01/woman-says-she-had-sexual-relationship-with-pete-rose-as-an-underage-teen/?utm_term=.1593558880d4

>>77477216

And, news flash, people on this board are fucked in the head.

>>77477219

Everything is wrong with everything.

>>77477223

As a teacher, my students are my kids. Guys like Rose are just sick.

>>77477245

Bruh...

>>77477253
Doesn't matter, as his hit total eclipses that from a fucking little gook who barely even is on the Top 50 in terms of total hits. Now try again, fuckin faggot.

>>77476868
Rock Hard and erect.

>>77477253
Also, you ain't teaching shit. You just a fatass faggot who compensates his failures in life on people far more successful than you, including me. I'm a Fortune 500 employee. And I know for a fact that Ichishit won't be in the Hall not ever eclipse the goat in hits, fuckin faggot.

Why is Harold Reynolds so terrible at everything he does?

>>77477304
He's a damn house negro, what do you expect?

>>77477308
A cornball brotha

>>77477282

to say Ichiro is not going to the hall is as much exaggeration as "Ichiro is the best pure hitter of all time".

Obviously when you factor in his mediocre slugging, runs, and assess his overall WAR, you find out Ichiro is a meme. But he's over 3,000 and the old fucks at Cooperstown love that shit.

Puig is about to be on MLB Tonight for the last hour of the show.

>>77477258
>who barely even is on the Top 50 in terms of total hits
wut

>>77477114
Left

>>77477258
>>77477282

>newfag trip claiming random things
>both posts end in "fuckin faggot"

You talk like a typical homeless guy on a bus/train. What team do you even root for?

>>77477365
Pretty sure it's mo'lester posting under a new trip again

>>77477365
It's mo'Lester's new trip and he's now a Dodgers fan lmao

>the third world favela of Anaheim

>>77477125
>>77477143
>>77477353
you guys dont like the sunglasses huh

>>77477365
Boring post.

>>77476868
>putting the chokers right in a row with no breaks
You're asking to be swept

>>77477330
Let's not kid ourselves, he's going to the HOF so he can be the first Asian in the MLB HOF

>Puig on MLB Tonight

>>77477365
it's pisslover letting the piss out of his mouth
new trip, of course

>>77477340
It's already awkward as fuck. Awesome

Holy fuck, Roylels fans must be SEETHING

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>>77477409
You'd be suprise

>Yu Darvish goes to the NL
>Immediately dominates

What a joke league

Hey mlb, can use your advice

I'm gonna get a custom jersey where I make fun of how my team, the A's, always trade their best players away. What name and number on the back should I go with?

For the number, I'm gonna go with two question marks, but I'm trying to decide on the name, it can be 14-15 characters long

Just PTBNL?

Maybe "Future Prospect"? "Will be traded"? What are your opinions

>>77477330
Nah, if he's getting in the Hall, it's because he's a fuckin gook. And we all here know that's fuckin bullshit. Rice nigger hasn't even eclipsed 10 WAR once in his career. Nice fuckin player you got there, weebshit.
>>77477345
Look at it for yourself, faggot. Ichiro doesn't even have 2500 yet, not to mention, barely 100 career home runs. Is this a Hall of Famer to you?
>>77477375
>>77477376
lmao, keep being obsessed with this "mo'Lester" kid, because it's honestly pretty homo of you, dudes.

>>77477420
>Mest
I hate the NL too, but c'mon now

>lmao, keep being obsessed with this "mo'Lester" kid
Yep it's mo'lester

>>77477126
I think I had some bad pizza.

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>>77477119
I love tea

>>77477404
Puig says he wants to hit 3000 hits and be like Adrian Beltre. I'm the biggest Doyerfag ever but I don't think that's worker going to happen Puig

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>>77477447


>>77477444
chec'd

Sure does feel milquetoast in this general now that the Ichishit Internet Defense Force is back. Purge, when?

>>77477459
Put your trip back on bro

>>77477459
lmao, I can't wait for the day when MY facts have proven them all wrong. After all, I'm the biggest legend /mlb/ has produced. So why are they even trying with me? Fuckin milquetoast faggots.

>>77477459
does /mlb/ actually hate ichiro now? has it become as contrarian as /tv/?

>>77477421
>PTBNL
lol that's good but how many people would get it

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>>77477459

>Mr. Milktootes rolls a swift J

great toast.. I mean meme

>>77476868

seems like you're drastically altering the roster just so Adrian Gonzalez can play, who is shitty.

Obviously Utley at 2nd, Taylor in left, and Bellinger on 1st is better.

What ever dumb Dodger fan hard on you have for Gonzalez is blinding you.

Darvish's stock is probably going to go up this season because no one in the NL has had that many at bats against him. OFC neither did half the rookies in Boston or the Marlins. Wood is probably the better number two guy because he is proven this season.

Bartolo Colon deserves real recognition for being 44 years old and still throwing a CG. Damn.

>>77477474
Ichiro is forgettable now and will leave a milquetoast legacy.

>>77477476
i think im gonna put "future prospect"

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>>77477483
>>77477483
damn right
>rasg

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i commend /mlb/ on finding a way to make this general even less tolerable

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Are Doyers fans treating Yu right?

>>77477474
Who the hell even likes that milquetoast little shit? Besides, I've been here since 2012, this general has always hated that little gookshit. His Internet Defense Force came out of the woodwork last year.

>>77477495
THICC

>>77477481
Actually the goal was to get Joc out of the starting lineup, but whatever.

I don't have any particular love for A-Gon, but if it means replacing Joc's .233 avg with a healthy A-Gon, I'm all for it.

>>77477497
t. lifelong Cubs/Astros/Dodgers fan since 2015/2016/2017

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>>77477486

>the sound side City of Milquetoast
>the legacy of Kenneth Milquetoast Jr

>the forgotten year of 2001 and the 100+ win Milquetoast Mars

I heard from friend of a friend knows someone whose father knows the neighbor of Ichiro's sister that Ichiro puts milk on his toast

>>77477518
wtf I hate Ichiro now

I wonder what team mo'lester will switch to next, he's already been a cubs, astros, and dodgers fan this year

>>77477512
It's honestly pathetic how you're taking this as a joke. I've blown the fuck out of you multiple times and now you're just deflecting and not assessing your problems. I suggest you leave, come back, and then come back willing to change your milquetoast ways, fuckin faggot.
>>77477508
Nah, Dodger blue since 1987.

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who else here /crumbleunderpressurepostbigtrademove/

>>77477497
i gotta ask, whats your end game?
do you want to destroy /mlb/?
do you love yous so much youll take them however you can?
why do you spend your life doing this?

>>77477530
t. lifelong Cubs/Astros/Dodgers fan since 2015/2016/2017

>Dodger blue since August 1st
ftfy

>>77476868
>Barnes over Grandal

>No Joc

>CT3 at 2B

I like you anon

>>77477547
U N A

>>77477537
Skipped right past this forgettable white noise post.

>>77477474

One weeb says he's the "best pure hitter of all time" then this guy gets butthurt.

I don't even think Ichiro is that great but yeah, he's probably going the Hall of Fame. So did Jackie Robinson whose career is essentially an overrated meme (omg first darkie!) and is barely above Ichiro in career bWAR. Ichiro has meme milestones like hit numbers and a lot of 90s kids (myself included) grew up trading baseball cards with the Memeiners being the hottest stock. He's too hype to not be in the Hall.

>>77477549
>wanna now how I know it's a "Late Night Pac Coast Thread"

AyyyyyyyyyyyyLMAOooooooooooooooooo

>>77477537
I've been here longer than you. And besides, I don't care about your shitty babble anyways. Go to r/baseball if you care so much. Otherwise, you're white noise to me, fuckin faggot.
>>77477542
Dodger Blue since 1987. Nothing gonna change this, little milquetoast shit.

>>77477555
He has the record for hits in a season ya sperg. How is that a "meme milestone"?

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>>77477561

>>77477555
You're going wayyyyy too easy on him. He's only going to the Hall as a gook and you know it. Other than that, he hasn't accomplished anything in his career other than less than 100 home runs, a meme batting average, and 2000 career slap hits. And you know it. Don't be milquetoast like the rest, you know better than this.

>>77477561
t. lifelong Cubs/Astros/Dodgers fan since 2015/2016/2017

>>77477566
>in a season
On Thursdays during day games when it's cloudy.

>>77477573
>muh home runs
t. millenial

>>77477574
You sure have an obsession with giving me free (You)s don't you? Are you homo in addition to being milquetoast?

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>>77477561
>Nothing gonna change this
Until you forget to take off your trip and post rooting for another team. Again

>>77477581
Forgettable post.

>>77477571

Any cultured anon who posts Caspar Milquetoast for whatever reason automatically gets a complimentary (You) from me.

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>>77477577
>look at me, I'm trolling online

>>77477581
I'm Gen X, faggot. Born in 1980.

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>>77477573
>>77477585


>>77477590
um
*tips sketchpad*

>>77477594
Prove it.

>>77477593
Part of 4chan culture since its beginning, don't like it? Reddit's your home.

>>77477597

>change a "ruse"
I like that ink over type set

ice cream waffle is Le Ruse

>>77477607
t. Redditor

>>77477590
>milquetoast=cultured
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's not even CLOSE to what it means. Milquetoast means pussy or beta, which is half of this general right now. The other half knows better from you little Ichishit Internet Defense Force cuck. How much are you being paid to spam this shit? You realize it's nothing but white noise to me?

>>77477607
>>77477594
>>77477585
>>77477573
>>77477561
>>77477530
goodness!..

>imagine being 37 and shitposting on 4chan for yous
sad

First tolerable thread in a long time.

>>77477625
>pretending to be 37 and shitposting on 4chan for (you)s under 3 different trips
fixed that for you

> 4 players in MLB history with 100+ DRS in first 5 seasons: Andrelton Simmons 131.0 Andruw Jones 124.0 Barry Bonds 105.0 Nolan Arenado 100.0

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>>77477619
what do you do with all these (You)'s?? =\

>>77477625
>a year older ;_;
sad...

>>77477625
>>77477632
i dont know which is worse
should we try to help him?

>>77477637
What do you do with your life, other than give me white noise (You)s? I'm a Fortune 500 employee, you ain't got nothing on me, milquetoast little weebshit.

Pujols needs to die

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Discuss.

>>77477566

because one must ask "does it produce runs?"

if Mike Trout gets walked, he takes second. Then he hits 30 home runs. Then he can throw to home plate from shallow center.

Ichiro... hits a lot of singles and he stopped stealing bases

That's just one player but you get an idea of Ichiro's total output. 2004 Manny Ramirez is worth more than 2004 prime Ichiro. 2017 Joey Votto is worth more than prime Ichiro. Meme milestones.

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>>77477642


I stand corrected, Sir. My apologies are merely not enough.

_t. Humbley

>I'm a Fortune 500 employee
>37
>Dodger fan since 1987
Prove all of these claims right now

>>77477654
This. Ichishit won't make the Hall other than his fuckin race. Facts hurt, huh, bitch?

>>77477650
CC looks so awful

>>77477663
Niclaus Cage is a sissy.

>>77477665
see
>>77477664

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>>77477668
tell more about your expertize

>>77477664
>Fortune 500 employee
Yes, you work the late night shift at McDonalds. How could I have ever guessed?

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who /nats/ here?

>>77477650
Pujols: HOF first ballot
Beltre: HOF
Beltran: HOF
Cabrera: HOF first ballot
Utley: HOF
Cano: HOF
Sabathia: HOF
Ichiro: HOF first ballot
Kershaw: HOF first ballot
Greinke: no
Kinsler: no
Trout: HOF first ballot
Hamels: no
Pedroia: no
Felix: HOF
Verlander: HOF
Votto: HOF first ballot
Mauer: no
Longoria: no
Wright: no
Colon: no
Grandy: no
Braun: no
Holliday: no

>>77477706
>Verlander HoF but not Greinke
Idiot

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>>77477684
>be Bart
>work the late night shift at McDonalds

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>Mariners relievers David Phelps, Nick Vincent and Edwin Diaz finished things off with three perfect innings and Diaz notched his 22nd save, including a Major League-leading nine since the All-Star break. The 23-year-old hasn't allowed a run on the road in his past 15 2/3 innings over 15 outings since May 24, holding opponents to an .058 average (3-for-52).

Is Diaz fixed Ms bros?

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>>77477711
>Biff Bloomfield, Licensed Plumber

>>77477706
>>77477706
>Felix: HOF
>Beltran: HOF
>Wright: no
>Pedroia: no

>>77477719
I still keep getting nervous every time he's on the mound but I honestly hope and pray so

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who /cin/ here?

>>77477734
Maybe Wright gets in but literally all of the others are correct

the dodgers r shit lmao

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>>77477765
my quints can confirm that the dodgers are indeed just okay and not that good

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>>77477777
wow

>>77477777
Will the Dodgers ever recover?

>>77477777
>doyers

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>>77477777

>>77477777
Fucking Based

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>>77477777
Another year without a pennant confirmed

>>77477734
Pedroia was and still sort of is under Cano's shadow too much to really stand out. He might be a Vets' Committee election though.

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>>77477777
TOPPEST KEK GOES TO YOU

Daily reminder that a 6-0 victory from a pitcher who hasn't won a playoff game in his career is equivalent to winning the World Series for Dodgers fans.

>>77477777

Ayyyyy those are fucking nice, man.

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Did they?

this muda fuckn angels and athletics game is the tits

lmao

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So on that active WAR leaders list, only two people are under 30 years old. Kershaw is 29 and Trout is 25 (!).

Of every current player under 30 excluding those two, who do you think has the best chance of making it to the Hall of Fame?

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>>77477777
>>77477777
>>77477777
>>77477777

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>>77477777
Quints, seven sevens, and cursing the Dodgers....

>>77477777
screencap this for when the Doyers win the WS

>>77477864
In 2095?

>>77477844
Goldschmidt

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>>77477777

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>>77477876

milquetoast

>>77477905
Ichiro sucks bro get over it