/mlb/ - HEE SEOP CHOI EDITION

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Royals

Fuck the dodgers edition

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wtf...

>mest
>robles

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>Bustmed

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>>77457817
>le give up one walkoff a week man

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>>77457785
>>77457785
in ten minutes, let's get really stoned
it'll "classic"

>Robles

Terry better be gone after this season

>>77457838
I don't get it. It'll be 6:21 in 10 minutes

>shitenado

>>77457838
*be

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>>77457838


>responsibly

>>77457785
not a general

TRUE GENERAL:
>>77457835
>>77457835
>>77457835

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What the FUCK?! THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>ROBLES
>O
>B
>L
>E
>S

Imagine my surprise

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FUCK ROBLES FUCK ROBLES FUCK ROBLES FUCK ROBLES FUCK ROBLES FUCK ROBLES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77457844

You have to adjust for tme dofference

it's a complete joke, because at time of day, somewhere on earth, it is both 420AM and PM at the some time
>Ha ha ha oops sorry for shit spilling

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>Robles

>mest

dat last pitch against the rockies, would have missed a second set of stumps and gone past 4th slip

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>winning a game in the 9th without a base hit

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>Robles

Mike Trout

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Is Hansel Robles, dare I say it, terrible?

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>Robles
>Not sucking a huge fat cock on the plate


Fuck this team. Tank begins now

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What did he mean by this?

>>77458110
Harper to cuba confirmed

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FUCK ROBLES, FUCK THAT ORANGE PIECE OF SHIT TERRY AND HIS SHITTY BULLPEN MANAGEMENT, FUCK TRADING AWAY ADDISON, FUCK THE ROCKIES AND THEIR GARBAGE BALLPARK, FUCK THIS SEASON, FUCK ARENADO, FUCK EVERYTHING.

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>Brewers

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/a/stros!

>>77458138
FUCK THIS DAMN TEAM FOR NOT EVEN TRADING WALKER AND ROBLES AND MONTERO

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

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>>77458206
March 2017
Me: The Dodgers will never make it through the postseason.
Dodgers fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Dodgers fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Dodgers fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Dodgers fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to October 30, 2017
Me: The Dodgers playoff run is ded.
Dodgers fans:

>>77458206
today wasn't the rotations fault you Jack penis

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>>77458206
It wasn't the rotation fuckhead. If you want the reason, it's Robles and edgin being the WORST relievers to have. At least we don't have bobby parnell anymore. We suck this year anyway

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>>77458138
>>77458180

But you guys don't worry. Soon...

1st Sox vs worst sox thread where?

just lettin you know, vegan /mlb/ guy, i respect your hustle

Only team that matters in the MLB thread where

>>77458239
https://twitter.com/MartySmithESPN/status/892816421431980034

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>>77458218
I know that. I'm just rubbing salt in the wound.
>mfw jack penis

Thank god we atleast split the season series against the fucking mets. that scumfuck Reyes did everything him and his team could to beat us

bros plz

give sneks your power

>>77458206

We lost because of our inept bullpen, you fucking retard.

>>77458239
I'm sure that when Tim Tebow finally gets called up in 2020, a 34 year old sanctimonious, lead footed, noodle armed RF virgin, strike out machine is exactly the final piece that the Mets need to vault into 4th place in the NL East.

>>77458273

damn i love me a marty party

>>77458368
>>77458368
Sox-fest

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>>77458333

>dbags

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tfw no

does anyone else really fucking hate Bellinger's stance? Like, just bend your knees you fucking cunt and maybe you'll hit over .300

>>77457857
What the fuck is thAt?

>>77458462
muh three true outcomes

>>77458462
its an incoming .220 average to be sure

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>>77458498

#11 right now, good call

>>77458561
>Schwarber .484
What fucking stat is this?

>>77458387
I'm glad you enjoyed it. I know I did.

>>77458462
Opposing pitchers really fucking hate Bellinger's stance lmao

>>77458648
memes per inning

>>77458648
percentage of plate appearances that end in either walk, strikeout, or home run

>>77458648
>>77458691
its meaningless crap

>>77458648
Three True Outcomes

>>77458691
>>77458713
So what does it mean?

>>77458648

it's not a good thing. you don't want to have a high TTO

>>77458729
it means you are shit and/or cancer

>>77458730
>you don't want to have a lot of walks or home runs

List of active 3B who Arenado is not and will never be better than: Anthony Rendon, Kris Bryant, Manny Machado, Kyle Seager, Justin Turner, Jose Ramirez, Josh Donaldson, Evan Longoria, David Wright, Adrian Beltre.

Arenado is about on par with Moustakas and Lamb.

>>77458748

that's correct. if walks and home runs make up a significant portion of your plate appearances when combined with strikeouts, it means you are an undisciplined hitter or a complete meme

>>77458777
t. salty Doyerspic

>>77458777
This is bait but Arenado is objectively the best fielding third baseman of any of those other than maybe machado who he hits better than. Arenado also with that .440 or so average with RISP

>>77458814
>This is bait
>still responds
You eat paint as a kid or what?

>>77458837
hehe maybe

>angels 19-20 without trout
>angels 34-35 with trout
WAR babies explain this

>>77458873
b-b-but they would have been 38-31 if he stayed

>cuckees
>sonny gay

>The City of Sonny Gray

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>>77458777
nado is a good guy but he is still a coors light baby with an inflated average

>sonny gray gets yankees to give up good picks
>goes and gets btfo while pitching with yankees
absolutely based

more like Sonny GAY am I right?

>>77458561
>Steven Souza

>>77458814
>Nolan Arenado UZR/150 2017: 8.5
>Anthony Rendon UZR/150 2017: 15.3

Maybe you should stop saying "objectively" when you in fact mean "completely subjectively with no basis in data or evidence?"

Rockies baseball gives me special privileges I don't get to talk about often, like being close to forests in a liberal state. The forests here are great for meat racking buck naked and I go every weekend that I can.

Cops are very nice too since many are gay. They might even lend you a hand every now and then! One time a guy fucked my ass who looked just like Charlie Blackmon. Before he bent me over, he said "looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?" I never learned the guy's name, but I probably screamed "FUCK ME CHARLIE BLACKMON" over 100 times.

>>77458992
Hey "rockies fan" do you even watch the rockies' games? Oh, wait, that's right.

Jesus fucking christ this Cubs/Dbacks game is slow, its almost literally a pitching change every 5 minutes

>>77458992
thank you I've been wanting you to post this for a while

wow Tillman sucks

>>77458992

kek

>>77459018
>Orioles pitcher
Yeah no shit

Javier Baez drew a walk! The absolute madman!

>>77458992
But did you get any free beer?

royals mariners
>>77459267
>>77459267
>>77459267

"Catcher" is a vulgar way of saying Home Baseman.

>>77459356
"Pitcher" is a vulgar way of saying Mound Lancer

Didn't Gary Sanchez finish above Tyler Naquin in RotY voting for some reason?

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anybody want a pair of rate stats indexed?

Who has the best swing in baseball?

>>77459510
Codey Bellinger

>>77459436
Can you combine those into bases/K for me?
>>77459510
Brantley is great

>>77459018
I knew he'd be the only one not to up his game

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>>77459853

nice and memey

>>77460007
>Jose
I knew it. Do you know which team is best represented there?

>CUBES

>>77460024

looks like the stros and the tribe

>>77460080
Apparently we also lead the majors in teams over 50 RBI.
Can you look up Ks/(H+BB)? In terms of pitchers, strikeouts dealt per hits given and walks allowed?

Also, not necessarily for Wincinnati, which pitcher has hit the most batters?

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>>77460160

not as memey, this time

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>>77460242

not sure about how many in terms of different individuals, but here's your HBP leaderboard

lmao that machado swing

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*s y o*

Is there where we laugh at Yaks lifelongs for celebrating their shit team trade their farm for a shit pitcher?

>>77460259
I think it's a decent stat though. Which pitchers are better at sitting down batters than allowing baserunners.
How about WAR/K for both pitchers and batters?
>>77460294
>the city of John Lackey

>>77460294
Wow, pitchers really hate Lackey and Urena so much they hit them 11 times each

based yolmeme

>>77460294

>No biggio

>the AIDs infested hovel of the shitcongo pisscups

>triple play

>Tigers just hit into a triple play

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Triple Fucking Play

>bobbles ball like a clown to let second runner on
>turns a clutch triple play

We are all puppets in Machado's game

Will the Tiggers have a single winning season in the next ten years?

L-M-AUER

sneks won bros

sneks won


lmao

fuck a shitcongo cube

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>reds

>bases.now loaded off a popfly error
>The shitty of minnecrapolis

>>77460686

y...yes?

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windians!

>>77460865
FUCK YOU

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>Griffin

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>yancucks

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>>77460865
>when he's mad at da KKKKKKKKKKlubah

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For me, it's Klubot

Why are there two generals?

holy fuck Tillman is trash

>>77460950
>Orioles pitcher
Yeah no shit

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Opinions guys

Would getting this on a custom jersey from China be too tryhard? What about without the number on it

>Tim beckham

OAK Athletics vs SF Giants (NL #2 of 2)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>77460940
>>77460940
>>77460940

>Corey spins yet another CG
Hell yeah
>>77460936
There's an autistic person who got mad because this didn't have general in the title

>shitrioles

>orange ducks

lmao

>>77460633
yeah

>>77460978

nobody would get it. i made the mistake of buying a joke jersey once (but an actual majestic one) and it resulted in more derision and confusion than laughter

>>77460978
Fuck it, why not?

>>77461045
what was your joke jersey?

i think a's fans would get PTBNL

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I think this is a great Kluber picture. The contrast between him and everything around him is just kino

>>77461281
>Did I leave my keys in my pants, or in my locker?

>>77460950
Hey Seattle want him back?

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>>77461382
>mfw they trade Kyle Lewis for him

there is not a single more comfy show on tv than MLB tonight

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>>77461545

and there never will be

WINDIANS

OFFICAL NATIONAL LEAGUE FIRST BASEMEN POWER RANKINGS

1.) Paul Goldschmidt (Diamondbacks)
2.) Freddie Freeman (Braves)
3.) Joey Votto (Reds)
**POWER GAP**
4.) Anthony Rizzo (Cubs)
5.) Adrian Gonzalez (Dodgers)
6.) Ryan Zimmerman (Nationals)
**POWER GAP**
7.) Brandon Belt (Giants)
8.) Matt Carpenter (Cardinals)
9.) Wil Myers (Padres)
10.) Eric Thames (Brewers)
**POWER GAP**
11.) Josh Bell (Pirates)
**POWER GAP**
12.) Justin Bour (Marlins)
13.) Wilmer Flores (Mets)
14.) Mark Reynolds (Rockies)
**POWER GAP**
**POWER GAP**
9001.) Tommy Joseph (Phillies)

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is Altuve unironically the best player in baseball?

>>77461611
No

>>77461665
Wrong.

>>77457785
Liriano fuck

Maaaan

I hate slumps

>>77461671
Fag

>>77461703
You know fag spelled backwards is gaf
Thank me later

>Twins so scared of Gallo they have to bring out a special pitcher for him
Heh

>Phillies winning
>Giants winning
Good, good.

>>77461600
>Wilmer Flores is a first basemen


Anon, that's bruce

best pitchers in the game of baseball
1. Sale
2. Scherzer
3. Kluber

>>77462120
>no kershaw
>no claudio
lmao

>>77462120
I see you're doing the Cy Young voting version where Kershaw is just left off completely because it's too obvious and too frequent

>>77462139
>Kershaw
healthy pitchers only

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Rangers Win

>>77462155
when why is scherzer and his spinal twinge on there
not to mention playing in the ALel could be considered an ailment as well

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>>77462183
>when why is

>>77462151
>I see you're doing the Cy Young voting version where Kershaw is just left off completely because it's too obvious and too frequent
Yup. That's how the Cy Young works. Really cool that revision they did where AL and NL pitchers are both in the same race. Fucking lifelong

>>77462183
>ALel could be considered an ailment
In that they don't get free outs? I guess

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spooky

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>76-32

This is an old gif but it's a goodie.

>>77462120
>ninny leaguer over AL pitcher
el oh el

>>77462252
Who wants to replace Gonzales with Bellinger and Greinke with Darvish?

I heard there's a legend that if you diss Kershaw on /mlb/ you can hear autistic screeching coming from outside your house

>>77462247
The Royals lost a half game over that stretch because they got swept over 3 and the Indians only lost 2 and didn't play the third

>>77462277

it's true. that shit kept me up for a straight week last year

>>77462271
Taylor should replace Uribmeme and Grienke should be replaced by a sad pic of him in a Snkes hat.

>>77462277
haha jokes on you, I don't have a house

When's the last time you saw your team win in person /mlb/ and how many games in person ago was that?

>>77462277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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>>77462311

the sunday game at chase field

20 ballgames ago, unless i'm too drunk to count correctly

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Why can't the whos do anything right?

>>77462311

dodgers have won all 3 games i've been to this season

>>77462311
I saw the dodgers beat the nats at a playoff game last october

Yu Darvish tomorrow night boys!

Anyone else excited for the matchup? It should be a great one vs deGrom.

>>77462359
We're tanking pretty adequately.

>>77462370
I'm excited for the torrent of shitposting regardless of the outcome, yes.

>>77462385
True.

>Darvish gives up a hit
"DOYERS GAVE UP FARM FOR THIS LMAO"

>Darvish strikes someone out
"WE WORLD SERIES BOUND SUCK IT HATERS!!!!!!!111"

>>77462359
>TRADED AWAY THE FARM
>FOR 2ND PLACE

>>77462385
If the Mest beat us, rest assured you'll be seeing a lot of lifelongers coming out of the woodworks. They feel like they always have to prove themselves against us because we're the team they replaced in New York.

>>77462370
>darvshit and the doydoys gonna get buttblasted by the mest

absolute pottery

>>77462417
>he mistakes falseflagging against the Dodgers for actual bandwagon fans of shit teams
Oh my lord you're stupid

>>77462417
They replaced the beloved Dodgers AND Giants (thus the blue and orange)

No wonder they have a perma-inferiority complex.

>>77462411
>still no proof of this

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>>77462311
early april of last year
about 12-14 I believe

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>Brad bringing in a literal WHO to pitch while the Orioles slowly crawl back into it

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My god now he's going to make Shane Greene close 3 straight days what the fuck are you doing

>>77462311
Against the Tigers last September, and it was either the last time or second last time because I went to a watch party for game 5 so I don't know if that counts as in person

>jamie mccourt next name on the list for ambassador to france
kek
I mean I know it's france so they gotta scrape the bottom of the barrel, by why are they going through the list of worst MLB owners in history to do it?

>>77462471
>Beckham jersey
Disgusting

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>Blach hits a 3 run HR
>but I also like the A's and theyre getting destroyed

how am I supposed to feel about this

>>77462497
The guy in the middle looks like Rock's fatter cousin.

>>77462537
feel baseball, friend

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Anime

Wait when the fuck did Hyun-soo Kim become a Phillie

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>>77462634
MARINERS!
pls lose tomorrow

>>77462311
Saw Sale beat the Royals in KC, that was 11 games in person ago, and none of those 11 featured >my team

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>Sonny Gray gets blasted in Cleveland
>Cashman "cucks" the Red Sox out of acquiring Todd Frazier, who does fuckall at the plate
>Yoan Moncada is a brainlet who crashes into people in the outfield and bats .105
>Rafael Devers is batting .429 with 3 home runs since debuting 8 games ago
>Eduardo Nuñez essentially Babe Ruth since being traded to the Red Sox
>Chris Sale en route to record breaking, Cy Young award winning year

ahahahaha

jew york and chicongo can suck it

>>77457785

I couldve posted my hee seop choi baseball card but Im not home =(

Who /garygaetti/ here?

http://garygaetti.com

>Astros perpetually stuck at 69W

>>77462705
And then the Red Sox get swept again in the LDS

>>77462311
>last time you saw your team win in person
Back in April when Dodgers hit three dingers in a row against the Phillies. Best game I ever saw in person.

>how many games in person ago was that
2. Last game I went to was when Dodgers lost to Scherzer in June

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>>77462742

>6 aces
>get swept in the first round
>bombston

So between the Phillies 4 Aces, Red Sox 5 Aces, and the Dodgers 6 Aces, who is the most likely to reach the NLCS?

>>77462753
Obviously the Red Sox.

>>77462753
>phillies 4 aces
Are we 2010 now?

>>77462753
>Red Sox
Is there a more milquetoast team in all of Major League Baseball?

>>77462802
>objectively the best baseball team of the 21st century
>"milquetoast"

dodger bitchbois can't even get a pennant

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Astros are 4-7 in their last 11. They lost 4 to teams below .500 and 3 to the Rays who are barely above .500
Are they finished?

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How do we stop them bros

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>>77462848
;_;

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We can't stop the Dodgers bros

>>77457785
>HEE SEOP CHOI EDITION

There's a dude I haven't thought about in years. I remember when he smashed into Kerry Wood, I looked it up and can't believe it was almost 15 years ago.

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>>77462889
I almost made this the OP desu

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>>77462859
>>77462869
>>77462876
bro you seriously need help

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>>77462832

Having no Springer or Correa sort of hamstrings their offense at the moment.

Not to mention their ""ace"", Dallas Keuchel, is a David Price-tier malcontent for whining about the trade deadline when they're a favorite in practically any matchup. Their GM and front office is obviously on par with the Manhattan Project for doing something with his piss tier payroll in a division where the Rangers, Mariners and Angels could buy his team 10 times over.

christ, I can't even feel good about winning against the phillies, it's like beating up on the special ed kid

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> we can't beat the dodgers!

kek, all you need to do is wait until after september 30 and you're golden

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We couldn't stop the Dodgers bros

DODGERSMILKTOASTKERSHAWPEEINGONGIRLSWITHMENTALPROBLEMS76-32

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>>77462954
There's only one way now

>>77462959
Very memorable post.

>>77462959
I smell potential burn out in post season

>>77462959
Touch em all, Anon.

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And the tank rolls on.

Holy shit, didn't know Simmons was top 3 in WAR

>James Paxton is a free agent this winter

>>77463018
He's gone

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>>77463028
>>77463018
wrong

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>>77462992

??

>Barves couldn't score at all in an inning where they had the bases loaded and no outs

>>77462902

The problem with Keuchel whining is...

Anyone they would bring in costs more than him. Then next year they have to pay him verlander money to be injured 1/2 the season.

They can't pay Springer Correa, Keuchel and some other pitcher who costs around 20 mil.

And no Darvish and Grey are not options, you can;t trade the prospects they have in the division.

this is all kikelel's fault. He cost us the owl ereies

>>77463062
>fWAR

>>77463062
DUDE DEFENSIVE METRICS LMAO

>>77463193
>using bWAR which inexplicably gives Simmons a 3.4 offensive WAR when he has 810 OPS and similar batters have around 2 offensive WAR

>Unironically discussing WAR when Mike "10 WAR" Trout had literally zero impact on the win:loss ratio of the Angels
Welcome aboard Reddit

>>77463241
how do you know the angels wouldn't have won even more games than they did if he didnt get injured

>>77463241
They would have lost tonight without him.

>>77463241
What the hell are you talking about?

>>77463252
the angels went roughly .500 both before and after he was injured, so in the retarded shitposter's mind he is worthless

>what is sample size

>>77463259
>Advanced metrics are ONLY to be considered when the outcome matches the expectation, otherwise it wasn't the correct sample size
Not really into these Reddit memes but I'll be cordial

wRC+ = reddit
WAR = /mlb/
Wins/RBIs = New York Morning Telegraph

>>77463275
WAR is context neutral, it has nothing to do with players actually providing wins to a team.

>>77463259

If Trout was on the roster while total whos like Alex Meyer started throwing good stuff and pieces like Escobar and Simmons got streaky, who is to say they wouldn't have played .600 baseball during that period?

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>the angels are still only 3 games out of a wild card

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>the phillies are still only 21.5 games out of a wild card

>>77463477
Perfection.

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>detoilet

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2017/08/02/half-detroit-mayoral-candidates-felony-convictions/104244406/

>>77462723
FUCK is this a meme now? I started it.

>>77462723
Nice to see someone posting my meme

Just got home from work

Your stupid fucking tears are delicious Yankee faggots

Thanks for the future goats
>letting a new break up your future crew
>w-we won DUH trad..

>>77463823
What the fuck team are you supposed to be a fan of lmao

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thoughts?

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>>77463869

>>77463869
They had a lifelong Astros fan make this graphic under the conditions that he wasn't allowed to look anything up.

>>77463869
but did he keep his job

>>77463823
This. Milquetoasts BTFO.

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>>77463869

>>77463910
Sounds romantic

>>77463910
>Matt Jones
ahh theres a guy

>>77463910
I could see all of those being the teams they sign with except for Harper and detoilet

>>77463932
Detroit can unironically sign him with that new owner already stating he'll help as much as his dad

>>77463936
Harper isn't going to sign with a completely uncompetitive Tigers team. Maybe if they still had good players and no one else was bidding, which won't happen.

>>77463943
>sign with a completely uncompetitive Tigers team
He has no choice
The retard said he wants to get paid big money and contrary to popular belief no competing team is giving out 120 million+ to more than 3 let alone 2 and in many cases 1 player .

I guess to keep this short if he really wants to win he'll take a 120 million contract or risk "capping" his team

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Holy fuck Avila fleeced Theo so bad this is embarrassing

I would give up the bussy for Brad Ausmus

>>77463498
More like

>black Americans

>>77464313
>Justin Wilson

lel Theo got owned dude is a nobody

>>77465543
>got owned
Please refrain from using racist edipeths ITT.

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>>77463869

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>>77462978
>his starter didnt have a game score of 3

>Red Sox fans before the Frazier trade: Hahah yes!!! He'd have 33 home runs here, he's so much better than anything else we can put out at 3rd base. What a great trade! Robertson will also help to lengthen our bullpen!
>Red Sox fans after the Frazier trade: REEEEEEE we didn't even want Frazier anyways! Robertson is terrible too, and Kahnle was on the White Sox so he must be bad too. Haha yaks BTFO!!!

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>>77463910

Machado-san to the white sox confirmed.

Can he be joe crede vol. 2: electric boogaloo?

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>>77466491

Typical bawwston beanfags, errybody knows white sox are best sox

>>77466491
TRADE THE FARM

FOR 2ND PLACE

>>77466547
>Trade the farm
>Yankees have the fourth highest ranked farm system post-trade deadline, and the Red Sox aren't even in the top ten
Really made me think lad

Ah the classic Fanbase is one person fallacy

>>77466636
Welcome to /mlb/, how are you enjoying your first day?

>>77466563
>Yankees have a worse farm than the lillies
>Think this is anything but proof that the yak farm is a joke

>>77466672
>Phillies farm is ranked 7th
>Yankees farm is ranked 4th
>7 is better than 4
>Boston edumacation

>>77466683
Are you using mlb.com or some other meme ranking? BA has the lillies at 3, yaks at 7

>>77463456

>>77466711
>If I don't like the ranking, it's a meme
>Yankees are still ranked in the "elite farm system" tier on Baseball America's farm ranks
>The Red Sox are nowhere to be seen on this list
I'm not sure exactly what you're trying to accomplish here.

>>77466711
>The skinny: Even after trading to help bullpen and rotation, Yankees are still loaded.
B-but, muh dead farm!!!

>>77462832
We're done. The collapse is coming; I can feel it.

>>77466765
>>77466744
The twist: Im a Phillies fan that needs to feel good after losing every game against the angels,since 2003

>>77463869
Man, I fucking miss Rafael AT&T

>The Yankees haven't had anyone hit 30 or more home runs since FUCKING 2012
>Despite playing in a meme ballpark
kek
KEK

>>77461611
Jesus I didn't realize Ken was so tiny

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>>77462311
Last game was Darvish's last start. Game before that was a win over the Angels on July 8th

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Where my Yankee bros at? Meet at the Tap House on 3rd tonight?

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>>77467217
>going into Manhattan
>going to the east side

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Based Steaks

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Has anyone noticed Andrelton Simmons is playing at MVP level this season?