Tipp Kick with real people - Germany Edition

freiburg got me a bit worried in these first 20 minutes

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Is some1 gonna make the bundes fantasy league?

>>77454669
comunio?

shit op

>>77454718
t. got always btfo by other tippkickers

>>77454699
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXGUtCgzxag

neymar really wants to leave huh?

i've something in my pants you can tipp ;)

>>77454772
uhm, that's how ALL buy-out clauses work

>shitby

>>77454792
*in spain

>>77454772
>this clickbait

>>77454848
no

How fucking boring do you have to be as a human being to think that the Nerman to PSG transfer is in any way a negative thing

>bundesclubs struggling against literal who shithole clubs

how did everyone turn so shit in one season?

>>77454901
>in one season
It's been much longer under way, just becoming more and more apparent.

>>77454901
calm down, tinfoil hat
it's still preseason. hertha was knocked out by bröndby last year and bvb conceded goals against odds bk two years ago

>>77454901
they lost their 2 best players
theyre playing in Slovenia
Freiburg is generally not the best team Germany has to offer

>>77454961
yeah but dont forget the quality those clubs are on. should be 2nd or 3rd bundes level

night

>the bundes
hasnt sharted yet
>slovenian, danish, other shit tier third world leagues
already started

hmmm

>>77455006
>muh heart and passion
is actually a thing, and besides that, its not like Freiburg gets completly dominated

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>>77454571
> mfw Badstuber is still alive

>niederlechner ded

>>77455049
The home game was completely different. Freiburgo doesn't want to be in the Europa League.

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time for a halftime sneck

Guise

I have dutch eggs with the NL code in my fridge

Should I eat them?

>>77455363
no

Is this /bundes?

i've some eggs in my pants ;)

>>77455363
ask
>>77451220

>>77455422
Will you show me?

>the cities of shitby

>>77455363
I wouldnt worry about it sir. Fipronil© is a natural ingredient and not harmful to the human body. Hope I could help

BENUDLI

>the village of freiburg

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>the absolute state of bundes

smhtobihoeneß

>shitcastle

Based Cashpoint Altach is through lads
>>77455886
That you in the pic?? Looking good hun :)

>>77455886
CASHPOINT is winning though

Looks like no Danish clubs in the Europa League then

>petersen

>>77456005
>by-derbyet was too exhausting

>>77456018
It's not really /bundes/ but it's the closest we'll get in these times

>>77456043
Ya I think so

lol fucking embarrassing

JUST

DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE DOMZALE

>losing against a literal village

Wow Midtjylland goal deep in added time.

>>77456103
Yes

>Shitmountain

was there one bundes team that wasnt complete and udder trash in these preseason matches?

>>77456244
no

>>77456244
Werder for example

drollbost :DDDDD

Streich fags BTFO

it really is like watching those last dirtmund or buyern games

>play possessionball
>waste all chances
>get counterattack/standard
>receive goal

>>77456425
Can I upload this taktik to PES?

>>77456385
Everybody knows he doesn't like the Europa League

>>77456436
no this is exclusively for bundes clubs

>>77456501
>based cheeky streich losing on purpose

the absolute madman

>>77456560
>d-didn't care anyways

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>Austrian teams in Europa league knockout round
2
>german teams in the Europa league knockout round
1
Is the Austria bundes, dare I say, the best bundes?

based Streich keeping his club as the underdog so they won't lose more players or get too rich

Feels good being an anticapitalist

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>>77456850
this. taktikstreich sacrificing the euro to stay underground and establish themselves in the bundes

>german bundes

what a joke

>redditburg

Gonna make schnitzel

cold beer > schnitzel

yes time to open the beer© now

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I washed down the schnitzel with cold beer
Thought Germans didn't drink beer cold though

really disappointed about freiburg choking desu

>>77459046
see >>77456850
all part of Streich's masterplan to win the /bundes/

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>>77459065
I wish

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>>77459360
the ayy lmaos have told me. thus it will be

>>77459046
>>77459360
the last time Freiburg played Europe they got relegated

3D Chess

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>>77459561
>>77459658

based. just gonna believe you guys

>>77454669
>>77456931
>>77458714
>>77459360
>>77459851

How is it possible we adopt every meme those finnish turbo autists invent?

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>>77460168
apparently thats the one thing theyre actually good at

hello

>freiburg

good night

>>77460594
sleep tight

>>77460618
thanks
you too

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

hallo /bundes/
I have dilemma, sorry bout blog posting but need real german opinion.

When i was wee boy i started watching football, Now Because of my last name Aleman , which in several roman languages means "German", being a boy I supported that whenever I heard it on the tele.

So be 6, watch 2001 chmapions league, "El equipo Aleman" was Bayern Munchen, so I cheered on, loved Kahn , Effenberg etc.
So as autistic boy I became Bayern fan, lol.
2002 watching World Cup, Once again "El equipo Aleman" was Die Mannschaft so again i rooted for them.

Now fast forward to 2016, family does genetic testing, to no one surprise I am mostly Med (Ita, Gre, Spa in order of percentage) and around 20% German, the problem here lies is the following.

Aleman, comes from the Alemanni , which were given that name by the Romans thats why germans are called Aleman.

>However
The Alemanni are the Schwaben, and here I am supporting a >Bayern team.

>wat do?

>>77462840
kys

>>77462887
I have considered this for other reasons but regarding this matter;

>wat do?

Should I switch my allegiance of 15 years or just add a team from baden wurttemberg to support?

IN other news

why didn't mario gomez play the other day ?

>>77463069
he's a fatty fat fat

>>77463088
not gotze wtf

>>77456843
based Alexander Zverev! Holding up Germany's hopes for the first german slam since BB.

>>77463121
shut up

>>77462929
start supporting Hoffenheim and based Nagelsmann

dont support Stuttgart, they are >Schalke tier

>hoffenheim
>schwaben

>>77463177
his tits were amazing back in the days

>>77463274
>>77463279

hmm whats more alemmani Hoffenheim or Freiburg?

Honestly I dont even know what ~city my ancestors were from since that side of my family is estranged (father died) and ive never tlaked to them.

>inb4 muh heritage
>I'm going back to Europe once im self sustained, idk why my ancestors ever fucking left.

>>77463348
see >>77462887

>>77463353
"no"

desu i expected you guys from /bundes/ to be NEET
but seems like youre all at work

>>77463356
You dumb idiot, you don't shit about the lands where your ancestors came from. Baden is not part of Schwaben, your only choices are Augsburg and especially Stuttgart if you want to support a Swabian team.

However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.

>>77463565

>However, Schwäbisch and Alemannisch are not the same, Schwaben, Baden and even the German-speaking parts of Switzerland are all considered to be Alemannic.

after reading some I now know this that's what i was trying to discern wtf nigger

I know 3 swiss people who are alemanni too.

also its not my fucking fault i dont know, my family got split the fuck up after my father died.

so I still dont know, hmm

still feel dirty for >being a customer of Bayern.

>literally to dumb to google information
typical south "german" subhuman

>>77463593
>Hoffenheim
Tiny village in the middle of nowhere, only exists because the German version of Bill Gates played football in his youth there. Utterly irrelevant from a historical viewpoint, barely Alemmanic, on the outskirts of Franken.

>Freiburg
Nice city, underdog club, very much Alemannic, not Swabian, will probably get relegated this season.

>Augsburg
Cucked by Bavarians, claim their Swabian, but close to assimilation into Greater Bavaria, will get relegated this season, also a nice city.

>Stuttgart
Great history and lots of supporters, currently with an upwards trend after years of mismanagement, good potential, will probably not get relegated, historical center of the Swabian region, very much Alemannic.

Now kys.

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>>77463593
just support Alemannia Aachen and be done with it.

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>>77463613
I did google wtf

>>77463636
hmm so it looks like Freiburg or Stuttgart.. , Freiburg have great support culture and Stuttgart got promoted, as well as the original home of GOATMEZ

>how about both since im gonna kms anyway.

Ty for info m8

>>77463667
hmm even more options

>>77463613
also south germans are the real germans who aren't rape babies of snowniggers who walked down :P

>>77463672
>hmm even more options

No German you will ever meet, and I mean literally no one at all, will care why you picked the club that you bandwagon. Stop overthinking and just choose whatever you like, because your last name and supposed heritage is completely irrelevant in this.

If you ever were to come to Germany, go to the stadium of Freiburg, tell some random guy next to you "Hey, you know, I support Freiburg because 20% of my ancestry is German and my last name is Aleman, like the Alemanni of yore, hehe, so I chose a club to represent that family history!", the best reaction you can hope for is "Isch gud, subber. Nun gschwind Fussi schau'n."

tl;dr
Do whatever you want, no one cares or will care.
Just don't kys, that's not healthy.

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execute all swabians

>>77463699
you do realize i'm basically memeing being a
>customer
due to
>muh heritage
, because of my flag?

Also being typical >muh heritage foreigner supporting Munchen.

>>77463712
stay mad snownigger rape baby, i bet you have blonde hair.

>>77463672
>Great support culture
Stuttgart had an average attendance of 50000 in the second league (all-time record), also more fans in other stadiums than every other German club last season, Bayern and Dortmund included. Freiburg can't compete here.

Also Aachen is not Alemmanic, you idiot.

More options in the 2nd and 3rd league:
Heidenheim, Karlsruhe, Aalen (town goes back to an Alemannic village in Roman times).

>>77463719
>i bet you have blonde hair

Your 80% Mediterranean Genes are showing

>>77463719
>american enters a thread full of germans
>still manages to deliver the least comprehensible English in the thread
How do they even do it?

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>>77463727
Yeah I'm just gonna watch both Freiburg and Stuttgart games.
Probably become an actual customer as time passes

>Also Aachen is not Alemmanic, you idiot.
>hmmm more options
wasnt serious bruder

>>77463729
Meds stopped that entire region from killing each other to extinction

ALso not my fault Im a mutt, at least im a mix of all the best European people

>>77463733
>caring about comprehensiveness on 4chan

>>77463727
Also fun fact
I met someone from stuttgart who knew Cacau personally because they went to the same church.

Genuinely reads like someone having a manic episode

>>77463790
Nice analysis, I am having a small manic episode :)

>>77463790
Moin

>>77463767
Good, now listen to this to start the assimilation process:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntr_bKbPsr0

Awful thread.
Americans pls go.

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Schalke have signed Michael Langer as backup keeper

>>77463804
Moin

>>77463837
Is he their fifth GK or something?

If he didn't even make it more than one season in Tampa Bay or Sweden, how can he help Schalke in the BuLi?

>>77463821
made me lol

>>77463835
IM here to stay negger

cringe

cl play-off draw at 12:00 cest
el play-off draw at 13:00 cest


hoffenheim not seeded and could face sevilla, napoli, liverpool, cska, or sporting

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>>77463892
so basically you're saying that
>theyre fucked?

Hoffenheim - Liverpool

For me, it's Kaiserslautern.

>Granabry vs Liverpool
rip Klopp

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>>77464538
very nice

>Die Gerüchte um einen möglichen Wechsel von Ousmane Dembélé zum FC Barcelona reißen nicht ab – Grund ist der Rekordwechsel Neymars zu PSG. Laut „El Mundo Deportivo“ möchte Barça-Sportchef Robert zeitnah nach Dortmund reisen, um wegen des 20-jährigen Ausnahme-Talents zu verhandeln. Wie die „Bild“ aus eigenen Quellen erfahren hat, sei der BVB ab einer Ablösesumme von 100 Millionen Euro gesprächsbereit.
seems like the transfer market is getting interesting again.

so who are we rooting for?
Kloppo or Hoffenheim, im really conflicted, pls help

>>77464538
*inhales heavily*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77464927
same here. I'm just hoping for two exciting matches and although being somewhat neutral, I normally pick a team to root for over the course of the first match.

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>"Hey boy, you dropped the soap"
wat do?

>>77465056
>Schalke

>>77464927
A resounding Hoffenheim victory. Let Scousers know:mine is right.

>domzale vs Marseille

Freiburg dodged a bullet

>>77454571
WHY DIDNT YOU MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT THE MARKKANEN TO DRESDEN

So what are the chances Hoffenheim actually winning this after loosing Rudy and Süle?

>>77465216
blame denmark

>>77465288
liverpool struggled against underdogs last season

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>>77465216
how is his dab game?

>>77465310
Should be good enough for this club, judging by this picture

>>77465288
pretty good, I dare say. It will be a tactical battle of football geniuses. the problem with Kloppo is that he is too VOLLGASFUSSBALL and his teams can't make the play, which they'll have to do against Hoffe

>>77464538
Fuck

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>>77464538
wew

Post yfw Naglesman btfos cult kloppo

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>>77465552

>>77465552
>>77447204

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>that kc tier American saying his last name and shit

Bundes was pretty rude to her though

Matches to watch today:

Union - Kiel
Sandhausen - Ingolstadt
Lautern - Darmstadt

>>77465561
t. Danger

>Ab dem 30. September wird Jan Schindelmeiser nicht mehr auf der Gehaltsliste des VfB Stuttgart auftauchen. Von seinen Aufgaben als Manager ist der 53-Jährige mit sofortiger Wirkung entbunden.

>„Wir bedauern diesen Schritt, waren letztlich aber nicht mehr davon überzeugt, dass die Umsetzung unserer Ziele und der getroffenen Absprachen in der bisherigen Personalkonstellation zu erreichen sind. Letztlich steht der VfB Stuttgart über allem und es ist unsere absolute Pflicht, Entscheidungen ausschließlich im Sinne des Vereins und im Sinne einer positiven Entwicklung zu treffen“, begründet Präsident Wolfgang Dietrich den überraschenden Entschluss.

>shitgart imploding before the season even starts
lmao

just had to throw away all my eggs

>>77466060
:(

Nun ist es fix: nach @SPORTBILD-Infos haben sich Michael Reschke und der @VfB geeignet, der Ex-@FCBayern-Manager folgt Jan Schindelmeiser.

Zwei @FCBayern-Zugänge an einem Tag: @Badstuber hat inzwischen seinen Einjahres-Vertrag beim @VfB unterschrieben @SPORTBILD

>>77466265
>buyerns most competent guy is already leaving
very very interdasting desu.

>Granatenreschke
>Buyerns most competent guy
ok

>>77465056
bend over and let him do what he has to do

>>77466531
Who else of the managerial department/board is it then?

>>77465720
thats a funny way to leave a blank space

>>77466531
well, he's certainly more competent than Granatenuli dessu

>>77466265
i dont get it

>>77466554
i dont know, maybe the Pressesprecher

>>77466581
no

>tfw the only young and promising guy you signed is Kimmich
>tfw the only other 2 good signings you made were already international proven world class players
>tfw when you buy Renato Sanches for 35M
>tfw thats enough to be considered the "most competent guy" in Buyern

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Go out and see the world instead, Holger.
Why not spend a few years in Italy?

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Goodbye
I have mow the lawn at my parents house.
hope you all going to enjoy your friday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cl9EuB1TXM

>>77466618
I think he's just compiling lists of potential signings and in the end Kalle and Uli make the final decision. So what he tried to do and what he was allowed to do might be two different things.

But yeah, his stint at Bayern wasn't really impressive.

>>77466736
>I think he's just compiling lists of potential signings and in the end Kalle and Uli make the final decision. So what he tried to do and what he was allowed to do might be two different things.
BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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You JUST know this picture contains his successor

>>77458714
It's the Brits who drink their "beer" lukewarm and without foam. Literal pissguzzlers.

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>>77466800
yes

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I can almost taste the salt thats going to be thrown around the German media when Hoffenheim gets destroyed by Liverpool.

>4th of the EPL vs 4th of the BL

The biggest irony is going to be when Rudy and Süle were bought by Buyern and then everyone says "only the Buyern do well in Europe anyways", followed by a Bavarian QF exit.

This is gonna be a salty year lads.

>>77467061
>implying the media won't celebrate Klopp
Hoffenheim never had good press and nobody gives a shit whether they fail or not.
They should have played the victim card like RB.

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>post yfw Bayern don't even make it out of the group stage

>>77467134
>Hoffenheim never had good press and nobody gives a shit whether they fail or not.
>muh Bundesliga supporting

Youre delusional-

>>77467613
The media don't care about the Bundesliga apart from Bayern, Dortmund and the flavour of the month.
As long as it sells it's good.

>>77467652
Again, youre wrong. Theyre gonna spin it like they always do:

>Die Bundesliga ist ja gleichauf mit the EPL

>>77467670
The Bundesliga has been better than the EPL for a few years now but you don't hear it mentioned very often.
Don't think Germans are interested in dick measuring all that much.

Goood morning!!!!

>The Bundesliga has been better than the EPL for a few years now

Stop posting please

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>>77467708
lol

>IMPLYING he is wrong

Also, good OP

w5 ill based badstuber give buttgart more or less than 5 games this year before he is injured for a few months?

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>Reschke to Goatgart

Daily reminder that this was all orchestrated by Daimler who just lost their national team sponsoring together with their agent Wolfgang Dietrich and VfB is going to be their next Leipzig, but with all the power of a Traditionsverein behind them.

Be afraid /bundes/, be very afraid.

>german car makers winning anything

they will be running out of gas as always

>>77468766
*signs Renato Sanches on loan*

>>77468994
I thought they had too much gas

Liverpool linked with Mor and Meyer. I would love the latter desu.

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We out here

>>77469180
>rating meyer
Lel. Le dribble with no end product man

>>77467670
Only deluded idiots say that. Just by looking at the wage bill of english clubs, you know that on an individual level english teams are vastly superior compared to most buli teams.

just got home from work. time for me to open the beer™ now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2M-xBsBbnk

>being this pathetic

classic customer damage control

>>77469180
pls buy meyer for 20mil. thanks.

>>77472405
Bundesliga from around 2010 was better.
I have watched a lot of football, from the Lithuanian Championship to the clasico.
Don't call me an idiot.

Ah fuck, I have to get up at 4:30 tomorrow.

I really should not be awake right now.

Also, Frühschicht all of next week....

Life's hard, lads.

>>77473143
sorry

Well, goooooood night, then.

>>77473143
>living in the past
ugh

>>77473824
why are you home on a friday nite loser :p

>>77473860
I just came back home friendo. Can't stay up all night when you already deprived of sleep

>>77473824
Meant from around 2010 until now.

>>77473923
well what did yous guys did?
>>77473946
definitely not better now dude if we're talking about overall qualität

>>77473965
just met at a friends house and had a few beer

>>77473965
The teams have horrible fundamentals.
They used to be dominant in the 00s by having faster and stronger players than the other leagues but Bundesliga has caught up to them in that regard a bit since.
And players here haven't forgotten how to pass and move act as a team.
The typical PL game for me is 20 men headlessly chasing a ball for 90 minutes and hoping one of their ill integrated and sometimes confused foreign superstar has a moment of brilliance.
I have no idea why they spend so much money on that.
Things are improving a bit lately but I'll reserve judgment.

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>>77473997

>>77474094
look at poop and kloppo tho. waltzed through the bundes while they were exposed in da premierl eagle

>>77474401
The Dortmund that walttzed the bundes also waltzed Real Madrid btw.
Klopp was past it after 2013.
In England he is a revolutionary.

>>77474470
>real madrid
>good

>>77474470
If Klopp is a revolutionary in England then Brendan Rogers is the Arrigo Sacchi of the British Commonwealth.

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Should I go to sleep now?

>>77475243
no, post more

>>77475268
hmmm...

>>77475341
any good 2. bundes games 2mrw?

>>77475392
Duisburg vs. Bochum could be interesting

>>77475448
based Duisburg, hopefully they don't get relegated this time around

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>>77475477
you never know. should be an interesting season this year, with so many teams that have the potential to get promoted and some other teams that are already in shambles.
I really should go to sleep now
goodnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yP8aVfXMKY

>>77475726
me on the left
will try to watch 2. bundes as much as i can
good night
also
>high quality pressing
did they mean taktikmusik?

Gooooooood Morning!!!

>>77476724
ready for the early shift?
what will you do today?

Hmmm,
sitting in the train now

>>77476821
desu, I will have Frühschicht starting Monday, today I need to attend a birthday party in Berlin.
I would have travelled there yesterday, but I had Spätschicht last week (including yesterday)....

Also, still can't stop thinking about that beautiful girl.

Fuck

>it's a Bummelzug episode

Okay, I'm going to stop posting in this blog for now and will try to catch up on some sleep.
See you in about an hour!

Here I am again.

>it's an ICE turns out to be just another Bummelzug episode
FUCK

>>77478482
Where are the pictures

>>77478487
this

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hello i am here now

I don't want to waste all my Datenvolumen this early in the month.... Also, the ICE didn't stop once between Hamburg & Berlin.


Shit lads, I fucked something up again:
>cute girl sitting next to me in the train
>we both shyly look at each other, pretending we didn't notice the other
>get out at the same station
>she has to wait on her Anschlusszug (on the same Gleis)
>walk up to her and ask her if she has still got a long way to go
>she smiles at me, now openly interested
>wish her a nice trip and leave when she still had to wait 15 minutes
What am I doing?

I mean, I get that these are all learning experiences, but they don't have to be this bitter....

>>77479284
>being in the train
uh oh

>>77479284
shes a psycho bitch, dont bother

>>77479284
What part of Inter city do you not understand? Or are you implying there is a city between Hamburg and Berlin?

>Görges gegen Petko in D.C. - Zverev weiter
>http://www.kicker.de/news/tennis/startseite/703162/artikel_goerges-gegen-petko-in-d-c---zverev-weiter.html
Thoughts?

>>77479484
Hmmmm, I was just giving a reason for not posting a picture at every stop.

>>77479405
I don't think so. ;__;

Today is the day we will watch bayern destroy shitmund once and for all 2bh

Hello
Who hyped for /supercup/?

Watching Duisburg - Bochum now

>>77480170
hey
here

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>>77480142
As someone who shits on dortmund and especially buyern on a daily basis, I feel like I can only win watching this game today.

>Nachdem eine Leihe bzw. ein Transfer zu Aufsteiger Hannover 96 nicht zustande kam, gibt es laut italienischen Medien mit Inter Mailand nun einen weiteren Interessenten für Dortmunds Rechtsaußen Emre Mor. Das berichten sowohl der italienische Transferexperte Gianluca Di Marzio in seinem Blog, als auch das Portal „Calciomercato“. Laut Di Marzio befindet sich Inters Sportdirektor Piero Ausilio bereits in Gesprächen mit den Beratern des 20-jährigen Türken. Ein konkretes Angebot an den BVB gab es jedoch noch nicht.

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>>77479284
>walk up to her and ask her if she has still got a long way to go
>she smiles at me, now openly interested
>wish her a nice trip and leave when she still had to wait 15 minutes

Based Duisburg

>>77479523
>zverevundpetkogewinnlol

>>77480261
this
(at least) one fanbase will be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad

BOICUM

noice by bandowski desu

made a comunio /bundes/ league
password is benis
pls join

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>>77479284
kek. I mean I feel bad for your spaghetti but still

>force yourself to talk to girl
>she responds
>instantly turn 360° and walk away immediately

>>77480998
whats the name of the league? /bundes/ is not findable

>>77481057
did you try just now? I created it 3 minutes ago and named it /bundes/
http://www.comunio.de/communities/2128227

>>77480998
idk how that works

>>77481071
k just joined

>>77479284
>I don't want to waste all my Datenvolumen this early in the month

dont trains have a wifi now? havent travelled by train in a while. I did for 2 years everyday and it was a pain in the ass with all the verspätungen and zugausfälle

>>77481046
action orson, please

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>>77481135
>free wifi
>Germany

Pick one.

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which /bundes/ train does this zugqt support?

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What should I get for dinner?

My ideas so far: Kebab, Burger King or frozen Pizza.

>>77481171
He doesn't do anything?

>>77481190
bundes team
>>77481193
burger king is not good

>>77481135
only (some?) ICEs

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>>77481190
none. women cant into loyalty. thats why they cant grasp the idea of master and commander, period.

dont reply to this post.

>>77481195
hehe, yes

>>77481181
googled it because I was curious

https://inside.bahn.de/wifionice-wlan-ice-login/

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>>77481211

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>>77481219
>implying it works outside the central stations

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>>77481193
all 3 of them

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>"Hey Anon are you going to watch the Super Cup tonight?"

>>77481240
it does though. when was the last time you travelled on an ice?

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>>77481279

>>77481277
>walk up to them and ask her if it'll be a good match
>they smile at me, now openly interested
>wish them a nice match and leave when they still had to wait 15 minutes

HSV will land on Champions League place this season

I bet my wife's house on it

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>>77481330
>"Anon you're awfully quiet as of late, we don't think you're a team player anymore. We're going to have to let you go."

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>>77481251
OH MY HONNNEEEYYYY!!!!!

>>77481330
kek

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>>77481330

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still figuring out how communio works. Just made a bit on Lienhart.

>>77481368
I swear it annoys the shit out of me everytime he says that

>>77481418
me2.
>tfw my team has no strikers

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Rate my team

I think it's a solid 7

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>>77481494
>drobny

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tfw no decent wingers

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>>77481494
pls gib Kostic cheap

>it's a Bochum game ends in a tie episode

>>77481193
>kebab
volksverräter raus

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>tfw some shitty screamo nu meddl band is soundchecking a few streets away for some live event this evening

>>77482028
take video

>>77482028
for the """"""""""""""""""""""klassiker"""""""""""""""""""""" half time show?

>>77482011
halt die fresse dreckiger kleiner nazi spacken.
#refugees welcome

>>77482046
alles klar sören
#vergewaltigerwillkommen
#werficktbittemeinefreundin
#deutschlandverrecke

>>77482060
>you
>freundin
pick one

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>>77482097

>Bayern and Dortmund playing tonight
>suddenly /bintpol/ posting is back
REALLY makes me think

>>77481494
too many fischköpfe

>>77482108
it's just ronny arguing with sören benn again

>>77482118
need more players
pls join http://www.comunio.de/communities/2128227
[spoiler]it will probably fall apart after one week anyway[/spoiler]

>>77482060
ICH FICKE DEINE SCHWESTER RONNY
MORUK KOMM ZUSCHAUEN OSSIKIND
DU OPFER ICH FICKE DEINEN VATER IN SEIN FETTBAUCH DOMUZ

>>77482142
see >>77475574

>It's a Hermann episode
ugh

>>77482140
whenever I play comunio I can't avoid to cheer for my fantasy players even when they are facing the team I support

>>77482170
doesn't matter.
pls join

>>77482135
/rvssb/?

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update: some shitty classic rockband soundchecking now

>>77482170
i was gonna make fun of you for this but then I remembered that I was the same when I started to play fantasy football also >>77482177
>>77482207
"baby gonna give you this love ooooh yeah"
*guitar solo*

>>77482207
>shitty classic rockband soundchecking now

Remember: It could always be worse. Far worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

>>77482177
but it does

>>77482282
kek. me on the keys

>>77482282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5NoXaSajq0

this is still one of my favs. fedora drummer included

>>77482296
What do I need to do to convince you to join the group?

>>77482396
I won't join but I an give you some advices if you show me your team and the transfer market

@fattyboomboom
What are the settings for transfers (for example: How long will a player be offered on the market?)

Whenever I played, our league had cash prizes for the three best managers of a matchday

>>77482481
winner gets 1 million euro, so I would recommend you join

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>>77482282
>>77482372

>>77482534

Comunio is free? Might join but already doing bundes fantasy.

>>77482821
Yes, the "basic" version is free.

>>77482282
Don't know what bothers me more: that the URL says "powerates noodle dick" or the fact that this vid was uploaded almost 12 years ago.

>>77482282
>>77482372
top wew

>>77482821
yes
>>77482976
>that the URL says "powerates noodle dick"
lel

when are lineups released for the sopa copa?

Hannover fans chimped out in Burnley, game got cancelled

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>>77483190
>GERMans

why is the mainz testgame 120 mins?

okay its even 135mins for some reason

>>77483606
3 x 45mins
what is this meme?

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>>77483433
Deep down inside you (pic related) wish people like this would show up to your local /r/the_donald meeting

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>>77483675
where'd you find this picture of me? delete this