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knowledge is power edition
IND 344/3 (90.0 Ovs)
CRR: 3.82
Day 1: Stumps
Eng vs RSA, 4th Test, South Africa tour of England, 2017


Date

Friday, August 04, 2017 - Tuesday, August 08, 2017


Time

10:00 AM GMT


Venue

Old Trafford, Manchester
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For fucks sake did the jannies delete the thread again or did it get pruned?
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>>77453702
Why are jannies such fat cunts lads?
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Wow great win for Hampshire!
Is that good enough for you janny cunt?
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not sure why jannie finds the contained autism of the 4chan cricket general so problematic
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Based janny.
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had a chat with daniel about cricket last night lads
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Is Roston Chase elite?
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Baisedstow
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>>77457261
i want to believe he is
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tipping a surprisingly close series between england and west indies
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goodnight, have to be fresh for tradie work tomorrow
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Tipping an England defeat to Western Australia
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love jannies
hate non-american sports
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hate jannies
hate gook moot
love moot
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shocked @ how we got autosaged during cricket discussion
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just dropped a big fat janny I'm the loo lads
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really messed that post up shan't be phonepsting in the future
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Tell me about the jannies, why do they delete cricket threads
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Kemar Roach.
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West Indies v Essex.
Venue - Chelmsford
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What is the cricket like in Chelmsford
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having a gf would do the trcik I reckon
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something undeniably erotic about british slags
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hate cricinfo
love cricbuzz
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RE: the Philander discussion last thread I genuinely believe he'll bowl just as well this test as he has this series. He literally grew up on bouncy meme wickets and has been elite in Australia and South Africa. Obviously conditions are more in favour of Morkel, but my Cricket Instinct is telling me he will take a five for
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>>77462875
Agree

Cricbuzz has the handsome and elite Harsha Bogle too. Much better than Jarrod "Reddit" Kimber
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hate shitposting
love 100% serious cricket discussion only
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>>77463530
Someone post Walkie's "I hate shitposting" rant
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/nrl/ owns /cric/ now
We've taken over lads
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>30 posts
>4 unique IPs
dead community
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poomunity*
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>>77463713
>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
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>>77463887
>that crowd
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>>77463930
6-6- its 6pm on a friday, n-no one could make it there
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>>77463952
why is NRL attendance so shit anyway? The fucking Gold Coast Suns and Greater Western Sydney draw bigger crowds for AFL
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>North West England
>There will be a mix of sunny spells and showers today. Some of the showers will be heavy, but the showers will tend to die away through the afternoon, leaving a largely dry and sunny end to the day.
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>>77463969
>England
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don't think it's worth playing cricket in Europe if I'm honest
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>>77463961
The prices are insanely expensive for families, refball, it's cold and shit I guess
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>>77463977
thought it was $30 a pop or something, that's what AFL games are too
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Ireland get bigger crowds at cricket games
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wasn't there some league war in the 90s? did that kill club loyalty or something?
in AFL most of the Victorian sides have been around for 100 years so they have very passionate and loyal fan bases, even when they're playing like shit. The South and Western Australian sides were also built out of their own football league sides so there's tradition there too.
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>>77463988
Most expensive I could find 53 bucks for a corner seat
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really just makes me think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXRfReeXKHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRXzZDKHvtI
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The janny may be a Straffo sympathizer 2bh
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>old trafford test
>it isn't raining
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>>77464279
It will do later.
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>>77464182
always hate that period where the newly recruited jannies think they have any right to moderate /cric/
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>>77464182
>mfw it turns out its straffo himself

>>77464279
Your jinxed it you twat
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reminder Straffo pretended to be sick so he could watch Dunkirk for the fourth time yesterday
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>>77464351
The great Australian tradition should only be used when sport is on if I'm honest
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England in a blowout
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>>77464375
I've never heard of any of those names
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>>77464375
why are south african names so based lads?
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>>77464451
love boers
hate anglo/indo/afro africans
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can't even find the scorecard for this test

despise the new cricinfo, think I might just used cricbuzz
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why isn't uncle vern playing?
I know morris is dropped for being shite but why philander
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>>77464512
he was sick last test, maybe it's that again
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love cricbuzz now
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Cook on out first below 20 watch
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Tipping this match to end in under a day
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>>77464574
yeah based Morne is going to let loose
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going to a wine bar tonight lads which I'm really not excited about because I'm not a classy person at all and just drink beer
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if England can weather the new ball, put up a big total then bowl SA out cheaply, they are well on their way to winning this test
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>>77464574
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>>77464601
dont fret mate, they probs have beer on tap
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Business idea:
Different batting line up for the 2nd innings
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>>77464620
not hopeful, it's french
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Buisness idea:

make the 2nd innings wattle glen rules
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>>77464621
fielders can sit on chairs between deliveries
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https://youtu.be/vX0OXyuHvZM?t=58s
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>>77464625
bit fancy
hope you ironed ya shirt
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no fielding restrictions on the fourth ball of every even numbered over
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business idea: multiball
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8 ball overs make a comeback
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batsmen rotate the strike after each ball
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5 stumps instead of 3
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2 balls

second ball can be tampered with and used once per over
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square leg umpire moves to point
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How about we put a 20 second timer on the bowler once a fielder has first collected the ball?
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captains must pop their collar and spit in their hands
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hitting a batsman's body takes off 4 runs
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>>77464695
would definitely support this idea
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all runs count double
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can u guys stop shitting up the thread with your queen ass shitposting that isn't even funny please thnx
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>>77464726
sorry mate

so is Jennings the real deal?
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Tipping Cuck to be bowled out next over
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Shan't be returning to this thread after that embarrassing prediction of mine
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>>77464826
Think it's for the best
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one over every 10 overs may be nominated as a "double or nothing" over where you double any score over 12
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>>77464826
still in the game here
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>>77464182
Got a 2 week ban for posting his address and phone number once kek
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>>77464860
have received the same after posting his resume
also copped one for the "daily reminder /sp/" Daniel pasta
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cricbased.cock
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>South African openers
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OUT
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>>77464872
think I must have got banned 10 times when the new jannies came in last november/december
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>>77464887
english tradition
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absolutely ashamed at my tipping
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I think the last time I got banned for /cric/posting was when I went on a spree trying to trigger Goosey.

I miss that fat cunt sometimes, 2bh
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>jennings out first
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>>77464894
same
I'd literally get banned within moments of my previous ban expiring. Copped a few for cricket related posts actually.

once got banned for posting that facebook post warne made with the chick straffo loves even though the jannies love their ronaldo instagram threads
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business idea: cricchan
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Resurrecting the /cric/ threads on /vip/
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>>77464942
There is a post on Straffo's twitter right now which mentions Boobs being back in, where his witty caption was "they left?"

Really got me thinking
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>>77464972
kek saw that one

love how he pretends to be a feminist but really is just a silicon lover
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tell me about Morkel why is he shit now
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>>77464995
his opening spell was fire
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jennings is just shit and he's not gonna learn anything from the irrelevant county championship, what can he do?
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>>77465050
be south africa's second opener if I'm honest
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the time has come for gary ballance to be given another go
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doesn't help that england has been very good at picking two shit openers because of one off successes in the not too distant past, woy and jennings
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>>77465074
tell me about adam lyth, why does he bring the missing element to the english side?
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>>77465074
t. Mrs Ballance
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Morkel will "literally" take no wickets
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england should call up Alviro Petersen
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business idea: bring KP back into the side
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Kurtis > Kevin
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>>77464985
I think that he dedicates so much effort and energy into maintaining something of an online personality that his real life personality is non-existent.

Either that or he is further on the spectrum than what we thought.
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>>77465227
he's one of those guys that unironically thinks respecting women will get him laid
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bowel acting up lads

shall spend the evening on the shitter
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Hope cancerlad isn't dead
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never knew Vern posted on cric
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one day I dream I will be able to listen to TMS without having to refresh the page every 10 minutes
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>>77465249
Jesus Christ, why would anyone publicly post this?
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fucking hell get cook out
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what score will Root declare on lads?
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>>77465432
we will get bowled out
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>>77465436
thanks Joe
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If Root had balls he'd declare now
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if Joe Root was a satnav he'd be Joe Route
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shan't participate in this meme
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>>77465462
>tfw you only now realise why he wears 66
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>>77465511
worked it out all by yourself huh champ
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>>77465516
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someone redpill me on Adam Lyth's 39.59 county average
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>>77462891
kimber produces some elite articles every now and then, but 'hashtagpoliteenquires' is incredibly reddit
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>"""injured""" philander
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Firm opinion “I’m still of the view we don’t need more than seven batters." Trevor Bayliss

Flexible opinion "We looked at the conditions here and played the extra batsman." Bayliss, two seconds later
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Based Straffo is a monarchist lads
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>>77465946
depends entirely on the strain of tea
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if joe root created cricchan he would be joe moot
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Think I'll start being a Papua New Guinea supporter now
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Is there any reason why Somerset don't play some matches in Bristol?Seems like a missed opportunity desu.

Bristol is a disappointing sports city tbf.No top flight football team ever, no county cricket, people say "i-it's a rugby city" but Bristol Rugby or a middling yo-yo club.
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>>77466012
*is a yo-yo club
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>>77465074
Hit him with a ball, he'll lose his ballance
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>>77465962
English Breakfast Tea is unironically the best tea in the world
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>>77466012
gloucestershire play at bristol you spanner, they won the one day cup a few years ago
bristol city were in the top flight at some point in the 70s I think (followed by three consecutive relegations)
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2 quick wickets there, amateur shit
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reminds me of the 1st day at trent bridge ngl
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mad that moeen won the last test with a hat-trick
can't remember ever seeing that before
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someone died in the crowd
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>>77466585

Rude of them to hold up play...
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>>77466206
wtf I hate saff...no, wait, I already did
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>>77466601
Things old people (67+) should be banned from

>Voting
>Eating in public places
>Driving
>Receiving medical assistance at sporting events
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>>77466297
Wtf, I was sure they played in Gloucester.
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what a shot
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ss2 acestream working for anyone?
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bored
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>>77466629

It is insanity to me that you only have to take your driving test once in your life.
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watching the cricket, checking the thread

checking the thread, watching the cricket
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when they are showing the ball tracker to show how much the ball is moving and where the bower is pitching, why dont they reflect the balls to left handers so its easier to comprehend when looking at them together
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>umpball
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>Global average LBW dismissal 15%
>Old Trafford LBW dismissal 12%

Surely this is not statistically significant
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Root is pathetic
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>>77466817

Rude
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>>77466817
Dude
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>>77466817
Crude
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what position do you bat lads? im a number 10 that cant play any attacking shots myself
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>>77466941
I have never played cricket
didnt get into it until my late teens and I was playing too much rugby already

might someday
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I'm being honest lads I'm not impressed with his performance
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>>77466941

8-11.

I can play on the off-side but that's about it. Anything straight and I'm fucked.
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>>77466974
t.brainlet
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Which players playing today could be remembered as greats?
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>>77466996

Cook and Jimmy are England greats no doubt.

Possibly Broad too and almost definitely Root in the future.
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>>77467007

For South Africa it's Amla pretty much.
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>>77467014
Philander? Steyn? De Villiers?
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>>77467021

I thought we were only doing players playing today?
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>>77467034
kek I mean technically you're right but I meant that aren't retired
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Save us based balding ginger man.
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>>77467048
abv is pretty much retired from test cricket
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>>77467066
Norfolk bro?
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>>77467113
no
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>>77466987
I have aspergers and a 125 iq.
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>>77467119
I wonder if he's left Germany.
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>>77467143
he showed up for a thread or two during the ict iirc
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Love Brian Lara.
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At least Quentin let someone else have a go at that catching bit
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Wow Olivier actually does look French as fuck.
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root will beat the record for most 50s
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crowd booing root is disgusting desu
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fuck me
even wade would have gobbled that one up
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>Saffer wicketkeeping
kek what the fuck was that
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>de cock
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"literally" no one asked you
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just got back from some hearty labouring
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why cant u be lbw if it pitches outside leg stump
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>quickest 5000 of the modern era
surely it would be a lot slower in the "old era"
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>>77465309
aww thanks
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>>77464995
what are you talking about heslooked elite this series
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Sort of feeling sorry for Morkel desu
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>>77467533
>me
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business idea: abolish lbw
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>>77467592
cant get behind this
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>>77467592

Maybe if you want batsmen to stand like it's french cricket.
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>>77467592
t. batsman who never bowls
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Root out on 50 again
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>>77467592
Business idea:
If the ball hits the batter's cock it counts as 2 wickets
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going tesco lads need anything?
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>>77467650
yes.
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>>77467650

Bog roll mate.
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>>77467618
>batter's

Do you work in a fish and chip shop m8?
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Why is the thread so dead? Even the Reddit thread is better
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>>77467736
Wow. Maybe Englel people really do work.
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>>77467736
200 odd posts is decent
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>poot
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French wine is elite lads
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>le score 50 and get out man
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>>77466941
4 since I'm one of the only blokes that isn't hideously overweight
Got pressured into dropping my elite leggies that had me playing against Australia test players at one point so I could be a fast medium for the same reason
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>>77467819
only a redditor would think theres anything wrong with this
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>>77467826

Which test players did you bowl to?
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anyone know who has the highest number of 100s +ducks in test cricket? tendulkar?
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reckon its probably steve waugh
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nah its definitely tendulkar
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cheeky saffers
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450 is on the cards here
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>>77467847
Hilton Cartwright
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>>77468045

Nice, did Warnie ever suggest you should be picked for Australia?
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>>77468074
nah I wasn't that shit
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just made a really fucking nice sandwich
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what was in it
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>>77468089
What was in it lad?
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what condiments were inside?
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>>77468125
just ham, cheese and tomatoe with mayo but it was waitrose ham and cheese and it just was just really fucking nice
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>>77466941
anywhere in the top 4, prefer 4 but no openers so had to go back up to opening and cucking myself on northern green tops against swing bowlers
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>>77468166
Despise opening if I'm honest. Sledging really gets to me so I like to go in when everyone's already a bit fed up and wants to go home, which is normally after 10 overs
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>>77466941
i batted at number 10 or 11 for the few matches i played for my school because i was just really shit
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>>77467592
we did that in a league game a few years ago when the league umpires didnt turn up, decided to play pretend the umpires showed up and removed LBW's as we had to umpire our own teams. a lad got an absolutely dead LBW batting at 6 first ball and I was umpiring at the time, he ended up getting 140 kek
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>>77468166
tell me about northern greentops
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>>77468188
my problem is my technique is basically a mirror of westley's, obviously not as good, and I have to open on green tops with big hooping swing bowlers and I just hate it, love playing across the line hate LBW's
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>>77467592
Umpire decided to abolish the lbw rule on my hat trick ball in U 15s

I was fucking livid lads. He later said he didn't realise LBWs were allowed in U 15s and said that it was plumb
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>sa asking for otis gibson
is it coz he is black?hilarious if so as he's not south african
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>>77468204
opened the batting last weekend, opening bowler has a reputation of being very fast, bowled one back of a length outside off and it ended up demolishing the bottom of my leg stump first ball
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hate hockey
hate white people
love cricket
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>>77468238
this is a white man sport sweetie
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I look a bit like Cook but with a better haircut and weaker jaw
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>>77468260
post pic
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>>77468269
Shall not
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>>77468273
shall not be believing you then
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>>77468281
Have faith
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>>77468250
reckon you might be wrong
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shut the fuck up shane
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>>77468287
Unlike Finns, lots of South East asians and Persians actually have white DNA in them
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>>77468287
what are the pitches like in finland
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SR Waugh 32+22
Younis Khan 34+19
BC Lara 34+17
RT Ponting 41+17
JH Kallis 45+16
SR Tendulkar 51+14
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South Africa deserve to lose
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>>77468313
>Waugh
hmm

guess he would have had a few at first but hmm
expected Ponting to be higher on the duck list too
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>>77468306
gravel
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reckon kallis has most hundreds +scores under 10 tho
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>>77468333
Ponting I reckon for under 15
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On the verge of a mental breakdown because Poot STILL hasn't declared
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Scoring above 200 is the same as telling your bowlers that you think they're shit to be honest
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>2 slips for new ball
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>>77468287
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Can't break the ginger partnership.
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business idea: just play out the whole matches in 35 hours
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hate rangers
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>>77468609

Dirty fenian.
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>>77468622
unironically had one in my family
IRA too
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>>77468609
this was meant to read "hate rangas"
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>>77469183
>I am a 13 year old boy
Underage b&
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>>77468219
Reading this made me mad as I too have fell victim to it.
I was denied an over of wickets because of this.

Still seething to this day
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how do we make cricket popular in usa? baseball is dumb
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>>77472224
Import more shitskins
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played some cricket today with the lads in local park and no lie bowled a straight no foul 200.
mates bought me drinks all night after that performance, greatest night of my life
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>>77472308
wut
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>>77472308
wut
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>>77472224
alex hales and jos buttler were hitting home runs in landahn when the mlb were in town, i wonder if the reverse could work in america with baseball players playing cricket
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stop sending your 3rd world hordes to /hoc/

thanks
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This fukken thread
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comrades, should i visit prostitutes tomorrow or save my money
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>>77473510
>>77474183
Go be fat somewhere else
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>>77474366
Save

Sex is shit
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cricket
>>
is
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Life, Liberty and the Viewing of Cricket
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what is human life but a game of cricket
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Cricket civilises people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen.
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how tall is vernonphilander? 5' 11''?
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>>77477927
guessing 178 cm
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people need to stop memeing their wickets away to fraudwin
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really a sad state of cricket right now

I think Smith is one of the only genuinely elite players right now
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give me one reason why Lyth has been deemed unselectable
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Think Dernbach deserves another call up
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reckon this might be one of the best pyjama designs of all time
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what was the story behind this
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what did she mean by this?
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>Geoffrey Boycott Q&A: T20 was the first cricket I played and Katy Perry would be my preferred opening partner
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>>77478499
she's aged quickly
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>>77478554
yeah she has thanks Richo mate
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>>77478561
smart move by Russell Brand to move on
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>>77478735
yeah it was thanks Richo mate
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>>77478499
Who's the fossil
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>>77478759
Boycott mate
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>>77478468
The Australian T20 uniforms from 6/7 years ago were alright
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>>77478799
KEK not the yellow and grey ones
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>>77478804
They're the same as those ones but green sleeves instead of grey
Massive KFC logo on the front, /cric/ would approve
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>>77478759
Katy Perry
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based alcohol
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someone needs to blow the lid on Stuart Broad's hair transplant
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>google Jarryd Strafford Wattle Glen
>top results include archived /cric/ threads

kek he's literally never going to get employed again
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I'm convinced the Ashes won't be competitive.Australia'a bowling attack at home will be too much for this brittle England top order.Made the wrong choices for this South Africa series and getting easy runs and wickets against the Windies at home won't prepare you for shit.I just hope they can steal a test or two so it's not another embarrassing 5-0.
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>tony was givin it to jarryd last night on world sport overnight. The New Zealand crowd took the Jarryd award, whose namesake tony described as a 'pain in the butt'.
>i thought tony was a bit harsh, jarryd had his opinions and was good for a laugh, but i'm starting to miss his antics.
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>>77479134
I imagine he's the sort who's happy to settle for living off of the state.
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>>77479140
Tbh if all four of >our pacemen are playing England won't have a chance
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>>77479154
Well I'm expecting Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins and Pattinson to be the four.I don't know who >we have to take wickets in Aus apart from Broad(who seems a bit out of nick atm, but I'm sure he'll bring his A game to the Ashes).Wood is one of few Englishmen with actual pace but he's shite, doesn't take wickets.Especially coming back from his injury.
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I really hate how homebabby cricket is becoming.
Australians can't play on anything that isn't a road, asians can't play anywhere where fast bowlers can perform, the English can't play without swing, the kiwis can't play without slow swing and the West Indies can't play at all

For Australia, the IPL has had a bad effect on adaptability. Fewer and fewer players are trying to go on county stints these days. Dunno the numbers, but I'd imagine the English aren't bothering with playing grade cricket here as much as they use to as well.
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>>77479140
yeah we are pretty fucked
The Ashes is just becoming hometeamwinslol
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>>77479189
Limited overs cricket is playing a role in this.Alastair Cook is amongst the last of a dying breed, a true test cricketer.Someone who can make ugly runs, someone with the grit to bat out the whole day in tricky conditions.We mock him for his perceived boring style but we'll miss him when he's gone.
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>>77479178
Yeah I reckon England were going to be relying on Wood for the Ashes but he's going to be just as shit in Australian conditions.

I've heard a bit of talk about Roland-Jones after his performance vs South Africa, but he seems like the same shit as what England already have in spades.
You lads really need a bit of a cultural shift to get some actual pacemen. South Africa's best fast bowler and all of ours (pretty sure McGrath is barely Irish these days) are anglo, so there's no reason England can't produce any elite left armers that can bang it in short.
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>>77479210
Still get some of them floating around. Renshaw, Pujara and Brathwaite spring to mind there. That said, Kohli hates Pujara for "not scoring quickly" enough and wants fucking Rohit Sharma in the team instead.

Wish we could just dial the cricket clock back 20-30 years if I'm honest.
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>>77479222
>these days
dunno why I said that ignore that bit
what I meant was that he is probably 75% anglo or more
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>>77479210
Uhm, do you not watch Dean Elgar play?
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>>77479231
would probably punch kohl in the face before any other player
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQgIk3fV8zI&feature=youtu.be

wait for Keith
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>>77479231
More like Kohli hates Pujara because he knows Pujara is better than him lel
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>>77479222
Toblerone will be an option in English conditions but I've yet to see anything to suggest he'll be a force elsewhere.Woakes might be a homebabby too, since he's added a yes of pace he's not really bowled much abroad so it's hard to say.

The difference is in growing up with the pitches and conditions, when can you really remember an English fast bowler with pace like, say, Cummins?
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>>77479250
I said amongst the last of a dying breed, not THE last.Of course, Elgar is another.Maybe Amla too but I have suspicions that he's finished.
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>>77479300
Tymal Mills is honestly the only one I can think of but he breaks his back bowling 2 overs of t20, plus he's also in the category of fast but useless with Wood.
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>>77479300
New Zealand produced Bond and Hadlee in conditions arguably worse suited to flat out bowling than England's
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is wood even that fast by international standards? his run up is like 6 steps
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>>77479324
Yeah, he can't play test cricket or even 50 over cricket because of his back, can he?Shame but like you said, a bit useless like Wood.
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>>77479338
Probably honed their craft in grade cricket though, I'd imagine.
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>>77479341
Bitchwide didn't have a big run up either, comes down to the bowler really
I wouldn't describe Wood as being a super fast bowler, but he definitely is one of the fastest outside of Pakistan, Australia and South Africa.
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>>77479355
Yeah could have done. I also remember Hadlee talking about how he wanted to be like Lillee and modeled himself off that, so maybe it's also part of being in the Australian sphere of influence
>>
hate cricket
love rounders
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>>77466941
I'm a specialist number 12 batsman
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India should've batted again and made another 500+
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>>77479505
t. joe root
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>starc
>elite
laughinggirls
>>
love pavement
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>>77479545
what happened to laughinggirls.jpg anyway lads haven't seen it in fucking years
>>
Any good websites for cricket highlights lads? NEED to watch Worcestershire demolish the so-called """Birmingham Bears""".
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>>77479577
don't the county twitter pages post them?
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sri lanka on Calcutta watch
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>>77479580
Unfortunately not
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>>77479545
Yeah reckon he is a bit
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is there crossover between nz and australian accents? swear Vettori could pass as an aussie
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>>77479627
Yes they're similar, although there are differences that make them distinguishable. They say 'ih' instead of 'eh', for example when they're saying 'deck' it sounds like 'dick'.
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>>77479627
nope
their vowel sounds are very different from ours. for instance they'd pronounce "I dropped my pen" as "I dripped my puln"
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Warne talking about natural variation on sky

cric btfo
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was young vettori GOAT left arm spin?
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>>77479670
ok thats different to canada and US then where some canadians can defo pass as americans
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>>77479670
Warne doesn't know anything about cricket if I'm honest
he's literally the physical embodiment of "a broken clock is right twice a day"

>>77479677
always thought that but I have a canadian lecturer at uni and her accent is the biggest fucking meme I've heard
maybe it's a regional thing but she definitely doesn't sound quite American
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>>77479693
yeah just some like i said,many canadians have a general mid west accent. someone like jordan peterson sounds pretty canadian
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Muzorewa is really good
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>>77479695
He is Canadian
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>>77479704
lol i know....
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>>77479704
yeah he said that he's someone that sounds canadian as a canadian unlike the canadians that sound like americans
simple as
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>>77479716
>>77479720
Oh
I thought they all sounded the same apart from the maritimes
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Shame that Canada never continued with Cricket, there is no commonwealth banter between us and them.Yeah, the weather isn't Cricket-friendly but it isn't in England either.Surely there is some time of the year where it's not so bad?How would Canadian pitches play?
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>>77479724
dunno much about their accents if I'm honest but the lecturer I've got is from Ontario and sounds distinct from Americans. Her -outs end up as -oots etc
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>>77479741
It's all post-modernisms fault mate
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>>77479724
canada is just very accent diverse desu, people like molymeme and mark steyn who sound weird and almost british
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>>77479741
strange that they didn't if I'm honest
it never even caught on in the first place which is a little strange given that they are still an English colony. Even the burgers stuck with it till the civil war.
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>>77479752
well molymeme did grow up in britain
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>>77479741
they dick rided america too hard

>How would Canadian pitches play?
something in it for the seamers i reckon
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>>77479754
did leave pretty young tho
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>>77479753
Yeah at weird, they're way more Anglo than Americans are.It's a great shame they don't play either Cricket or Union.
>>
>>77479772
yeah now that you mention it rugby is another strange omission from canadian culture

>>77479770
it always has an impact though since you learn to speak as a kid
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Going to make it my vocation in life to bring cricket to the Canadians
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>>77479770
Are you actually Dutch or are you an expat/on holiday?
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>>77479785
Based migration is already doing that
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>>77479787
it's zachy b
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>>77479784
Apparently Rugby League is trying to make inroads over there.They've got a team(Toronto Wolfpack)in the lower leagues of the English system but it's all Brits and Aussies.
>>
Le beat the bat 3 times an over and get no wickets man
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>>77479784
ok but then mark steyn who went to school in england and nothing more, definitely people in canada who sound 'more british' or are more inclined towards a british accent than americans
also somewhere like newfoundland where its the just weirdest mongrel accent ever, also the french influence, just diverse in terms of accents but theres something very similar to general midwest there too
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>>77479790
Ok I'll re-phrase, I'm going to make it my vocation in life to bring cricket to white Canadians
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>>77479830
The key is to rope them in on meme cricket and the big six hitters and then gradually introduce them to tests.
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>>77479790
migration is honestly going to kill cricket expansion if I'm honest

imagine if you're french or whatever and discover cricket online. You show up to a local club to learn the game and it's just curries speaking urdu or whatever. Would you feel the desire to carry on with the game?
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>>77479858
Curries have ruined cricket.
>>
makes me a bit sad to see a game as great as cricket be restricted to such a select group of nations
there should have been a genuine effort made in france and germany before soccer was ingrained
>>
>>77479836
Exactly, T20 will have to suffice in the early stages until they learn to appreciate the longer form of the game.
>>
>>77479864
dunno, cricket without pakistan would kind of suck
>>
>>77479879
I like it being just Commonwealth desu but Canada, Singapore and Malaysia are all annoying omissions.Maybe Nigeria too.
>>
>>77479900
Would be great without no banter Indians though.
>>
>>77479879
all i took was a guy going to school in france to take rugby there, it's shocking that the french don't play cricket 2bh i think it should suit them
>>
>>77479914
Ankush reckons cricket is catching on in Malaysia, so there's that
NEED more african nations though
>>
>>77479940
sad that no one took the initiative with cricket. it's way too hard to introduce a sport to a developed country these days
japan and rugby is the only success story I can think of
>>
>>77479944
It's too late though, I wish they are had Test status in the past century.
>>
Yet another 50, my guess is also another failure to make a big score.
>>
>>77479900
Are they on vacations or something? Why aren't they playing? Still keen to see more test amir
>>
>>77479940
imagine all the big black french footballers playing cricket, POGGING bairstow
>>
>>77479989
reckon it would be a bastion of whiteness like rugby there
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>>77479989
Not sure they would get into Cricket, even if it got popular there.Even with the West Indies domination, most blacks in the UK aren't interested in Cricket.
>>
>>77479989
What happened to getting BIG STRONG americans interested in cricket
>>
>>77479986
they have a break until winter, playing sri lanka iirc
>>
what sky sports channel is it on lads?
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7 seems like an insult but it's a good position for Bairstow desu, he's SOOO effective there.Averages 49.I still want to take the gloves off him and let him concentrate on batting at 5 though.
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>>77480008
india smashing sri lanka right now, looks like losing to zimbabwe broke sri lanka further
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>>77480004
don't think anyone wants that
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>>77480001
would be great if we could get more pacey black lads playing cricket over here to give us a few fast bowlers, imagine dat guy welbz running in with the new ball and giving elgar some chin music
>>
>>77480028
yeah sri lanka are really fucking bad right now
>>
England NEED another 50, this is a good batting pitch.Shame Broad has NO ability to occupy the crease for an extended period of time anymore.Best >we can hope for is he smashes a few sixes.
>>
>>77480051
umm no they're fucking good I swear losing to them is not embarrassing at all
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>>77480043
It's perplexing to me why they don't.Like I said, the West Indies were so dominant and many of them are Afro-Caribbean but they just don't seem interested in anything but Football and Boxing.
>>
>>77479944
Can definitely see Rwanda being a cricketing powerhouse in the future
>>
reckon 330 is a magic number in cricket england should aim for that
>>
>>77480095
Will be difficult with the Burnley Lara.The turning point was that Yorker to Stokes last night.If he stayed in overnight, him and Bairstow could have done some damage on this pitch.
>>
wish Warne would kill himself

he took a fuckload of wickets and that's good but really everything after his test career is terrible
>>
>>77480070

basketball too
>>
LOVE Morkel
>>
>>77480140
Are they just watching sports they feel like they have to because they're black or what?
>>
Reckon 212 is par for this pitch
massive overperformance from >us here
>>
fuck off warne
>>
>>77480158
Don't think they really watch basketball, just play it on inner city courts for fun with no aspirations of playing it as a career.
>>
Tipping an Anderson century
>>
Is there anything more satisfying that bowling someone and absolutely smashing the stumps?LBW or a catch is immensely less rewarding.Run outs are pretty enjoyable though.
>>
>>77480201
fucking love it yeah, especially when the stumps start spinning
definitely a cathartic experience
>>
this is a 175 pitch
great effort from the lads
>>
>>77480223
I don't bowl much, I mostly just bat and occasionally keep wicket but the few times I have bowled and taken wickets like that have been super satisfying.
>>
>>77480239
in spain?
>>
reckon spain is the european ideal country for cricket
>>
>>77480247
Yeah I've played quite a bit over here.Mostly all British expats and Indians/Pakistanis.
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>>77480255
Remember, Bayliss brought the lads over here before the last Ashes.
>>
When did Bairstow last fuck up with the gloves?
>>
How narcissistic do you have to be to call yourself Maharaj?
>>
>>77480298
King is a last name in England mate
>>
Will be a shame if Bairs doesn't make a ton this series, ditto for Cook.Both deserve one.
>>
>>77480342
he's been absolutely rock solid this game
really could be coming in as high as 3
>>
>the male reproductive tract
>>
he's placing it very well is my reddit observation
>>
>>77480372
Not with the gloves.Like I said earlier, 7 sounds a disservice to him but he really is effective there.
>>
Rabada looks almost asian until you hit his nose facial structure wise
>>
bairstow>root
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>Jimmy Anderson end
>>
bairstow having a good moose
>>
wicket this over
bairstow doesn't make it
he later ends up hanging from the rafters like fellow manchester icons ian curtis and david bairstow
>>
>come in at 11
>partner on 94
>go for the reverse meme
>>
lol thats bullshit 2bh
>>
was going to tip umpire's call but gook moot's post cooldown timer ruined it
>>
>>77480449
bit edgy
>>
>>77480476
stating the facts
>>
luckily the on field umpire saved bairstow from my prediction with that LBW howler
>>
lel 99* is happening
>>
What was the red thing on their ears?
>>
Duanne Olivier is an insight into French cricket
>>
>>77480507
Kek
>>
ayyyy
>>
LMAO

PLumb as fuck mate
>>
Well that fuckin sucks
>>
CHOKE
H
O
K
E

Get this useless ginger prick out of the team and bring in Joe Clarke NOW
>>
Anyone else like young johnny bairstow? bet he's a good lad. why do all the yorkshire lads seem like good lads?
>>
JUST
>>
Root should have declared
>>
ballance would have got the hundred
>>
how come when some of the ball is over the top of leg stump it is just deemed outside leg rather than umpires call, is it based on the part of the ball touching the ground?
>>
what a shit batter bairstow is, only averages 40 and 3 hundreds, might want to consider recalling ballance in his place
>>
>>77480600
he's hearty and selfless, he's worth more than 40 avg
>>
Not a bad day for SL. Only 159 runs scored, but they're still 2 down, and it's not like they were ever going to win anyway.
>>
Lyth would thrive on a pitch like this
>>
Time to give Bopara another call up
>>
>>77480622
In a whole day of batting? Haven't been following that game
>>
>>77480643
They have followon. They trail by 230 runs at the moment.
>>
>lelgar
>>
Not even memeing though why wasn't Lyth given another shot? Other players with worse records have been given avother chance after similarly shocking series
>>
Come on south Africa
>>
the good thing about ballance is he bowls some handy leg spin too
>>
>>77480665
he's not from Africa basically
>>
time to give nick browne a go
>>
>>77480665
his form has been poor since then whenever selection for an opener time comes up
>>
only owais shah can rescue this brittle top order
>>
the city of dean schubert
>>
I don't like Tom Kohler-Cadmore
>>
>>77480677
Yeah get him in the team England are down on their foreign born and bits & pieces player quotas
>>
I want every Australian in this thread to apologise to Anderson
>>
There must always be an African in the top order
>>
>>77480720
Shan't
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get a load of these miserable bastards
>>
been keeping an eye on the uganadan national team via ugandan online newspapers
the lads are coming on well and should be back to division 3 shortly
>>
>>77480754
i am the 13%
>>
wtf ran down to the shops and someone's already out
>>
glad to hear about Anderson's fashion development
>>
>>77480770
Have you been to a test match?
>>
>>77480806
no
>>
>>77480754
pathetic
it's like those people who want to ban beer at cricket here
>>
>>77480795
Thanks for asking if we wanted anything, dick.
>>
>>77480817
yeah sorry big oversight
>>
LOVE this mug
>>
kuhn to get out on 13
>>
anyone got a good idea for the next thread?

want a high quality OP made up
>>
Shall never forgive Uganda for bottling it against PooSA
>>
>>77480871
that match was hheartbreaking
>>
>>77480871
had a thread ready to go to laugh at the americans and everything
>>
>>77480885
you should have just posted it anyway, not like the yanks were going to check the result
>>
love these lunch time docos
>>
Been enjoying straffo's updates of the VFL women's league
>>
is jarryd radcen?
>>
Think there's a big market for women's cricket in the gulf states
>>
>>77480025
Who would wiki in his place you reckon
>>
>>77480934
is it the revealing outfits?
>>
>>77480940
The ELITE joe clarke, not before ditching malan ofc
>>
>>77480940
james foster as a specialist wk
>>
>>77480940
Foakes probably.I want Joe Clarke in team but NOT as a keeper.
>>
>hurr if we're the majority of the country why shouldn't we be the majority of the cricket team

>durr we're a minority population but why aren't we over represented in every Hollywood picture.
>>
>>77481026
not sure south africans are that bothered about hollywood representation
>>
>>77481026
yeah was getting a bit annoyed

it's fine to say that you want a black team in the future since that's what is naturally going to happen as the blacks start playing it but it's fucking stupid to say that you NEED a black team because 80% of the population is black
that's like putting an anglo quota on our wog filled soccer team. The majority of the population don't play the sport, so why do they need representation

>>77481040
nah many are from what I've heard from one of my South African friends. They speak English and have access to the internet so they've been caught up in all that shit from America
>>
>>77481040
Blacks in general.
>>
joke: jews run hollywood
woke: the british run hollywood using jews as a conduit
>>
>>77481052
That guy sounded entitled as fuck.From what I hear from white South Africans, his attitude is the norm for the black population.But tbf, they wouldn't have this problem if they weren't responsible the apartheid.

I don't know why the whites don't all just leave like in Zimbabwe.
>>
>>77481083
one of the saffers that posts here is from a family that dates back to the original dutch settlement of the country, I'd imagine they're far too attached to africa to give it up

I'd stick around in Australia through quite a lot of shit myself even though I'm ethnically English since I really only feel connected to Australia
>>
why is this fucking indian such a white hater
>>
>>77481109
they were literally in western cape before any black people
>>
>>77481117
indians also got fucked by apartheid
>>
Based Rabada telling it like it is.I really like the lad, absolutely hate Bavuma for some reason.Has "attitude black facial expressions".
>>
hello where is the new thread
>>
>>77481132
before the current black people
there is an indigenous population there but they got fucked by the zulus and the bantus or whever they're called
>>
missed the luchtime doco because I was taking a sizeable poo
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>>77481117
Like everywhere else, it pays to be anti-white.Weak non-black minorities with no personality will also cling to SJW anti-white beliefs because of jealousy
>>
i can make a new thread but it will be really shit
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>>77481204
is that supposed to be a problem
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NEW THREAD
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