/heem/

Pettis will get absolutely manhandled

who is your most beloved woman's mma fighter?

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is succ posting finished?

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>>77450216

>I guess if he succ's me both times then there ain't gonna be no more succin

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>>77450216
Never. We can meme our way to a third succening.

>>77450192
*manlethandled

>>77450192
Pettis has a distinct advantage on the feet, but I don't trust him to keep it there. Moreno ML is the smart pick.

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>shad is fighting this weekend

kek i didnt even notice

>>77450192
>this brit that always hates on Pettis

Sad, you said Jim Miller would win as well

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UFC BTFO

Mark Hunt is walking around 304.238 pounds

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>>77450260
It's 138 kg pleb
Get it right

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Good morning /heem/! Enjoy my old doggo

>>77450260
what a retarded fat slob

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>this triggers the nig

Who /proudmanlet/ here?

Shout-out to proudmanlet user on misc for making me see the light

>>77450277
very good doggo, pls give him/her a snuggle

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>tfw can't even listen to dc commentate without having flashbacks to 214
Why did it have to happen like that bros

>Conor loses to Floyd but has an injury of some kind that he can milk to justify not defending his title
>Bisping beats GSP because what the fuck else is going to happen?
>Conor and GSP fight for the interim WW title, both retire afterwards, though they keep honeydicking us for months and years afterwards

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>>77450306
There's no such thing as a proud manlet

>>77450326
We are living in the worst timeline.

>>77450259
fucking bellator shills

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>tfw banned for non-nude jujuposting

she's a fighter ffs allow me

>>77450337
Gooby begs to differ

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>>77450347
post more fighters

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>>77450360
only one that matters

>>77450360
Albuposting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRyOpX3ckmI

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>>77450353
Gooby has little man syndrome

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What's next for him, lads? He can't go out like this.

>>77450381
so fuckin disgusting

>>77450381
Womens 65 pound division when?

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>>77450381
thanks mr skeltal

>>77450377
So? He's living the life.

>>77450260
I wonder if the clogged arteries or the CTE will get him first.

>>77450256

>trying to personalityfag me

I have no problem with Pettis I just think Moreno is a munster and think he will run through him.

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>>77450405
Yeah, the life of a rich manlet
Which is on par with being tall and good looking

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>>77450371

>>77450405
What kind of life can a manlet be seriously said to live?

>>77450337

That is correct. Only manlets who haven't learned.

>>77450386
I'd like to see a third with Bones or if Rumble comes back rematch with him for title shot.

>>77450274
Is that blood under the nails because of kicks or did he paint them?

>>77450417
I would put my penis inside of this woman if you know what I mean

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Who's your favorite female fighter?

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>>77450434
>a third with bones
No thanks, I don't want to watch cormier die

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Will he retire if he loses to le reddit meme man?

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>>77450457

Damn, girls have really good submission game.

>>77450477
He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had. I say give him another shot.

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>>77450486
Is that Nakai in the back?

>>77450496
thank god you're not a promoter eh

>>77450496
>He's won 4 of the 8 rounds they've had

No judge gave him two rounds in the first fight or the rematch.

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>>77450486
>brb kms

>>77450496
please no

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>>77450486 >>77450457
>implying I wouldn't easily slip my head out, mount them and ground and pound until they look like cyborg

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>>77450477

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>>77450512
Kek
Someone put jons head on the other guy

>>77450509
>I would slip my head out

are you a fag or something lol

>>77450414
You are a personality fag fansperg

I've been away for a long time, holy shit Jones raped Cormier hard. Shit looked like a prison scene

>>77450274
We use pounds on heem

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The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva
https://streamable.com/wkbx3

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>>77450530

>>77450540

The funny thing is I have picked on you a few times before and every single time you have accused me of being some other personality. Last time I was apparently scottish, this time I'm 'fansperg'

Pettis is going to lose m8 just deal with it

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>>77450531
No, I'm just stronger than the average female
I understand if you can't comprehend this

>>77450543
It was heartbreaking my dude

>>77450543
i'm so glad that bitch-made dude cormier lost

>>77450591
>that whole sequence

God damn I hope that Gus does that running bullshit in the rematch and Jones catches his leg with a trip and just demolishes him on the ground.

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>>77450607

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>>77450618

lmao

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>>77450561
Okay fansperg, have a good day

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>>77450591

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what an idiot

>>77450561
>funny thing is I have picked on you a few times
Cringe

>Jones goes to HW
>loses to a guy who doesn't have so much ground to cover to land shots and exposes jon's boxing
>DC beats that guy via wrassling
Does he get retribution?

>>77450439
Fighters all paint their toenails for some reason. It's a meme.

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>>77450648
There is no redemption
He'll always be second best

>>77450643
He hasn't done a very good job, poor fansperg

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>>77450628

Pettis sucks

>>77450648
No you moron, you don't celebrate others victories over your foes

>>77450641
>this man is allowed to procreate

>>77450660
Cmon fansperg, we all have our own boys

>>77450665
>implying
He's raising his GF's son, he hasn't procreated.

>>77450658
but can a little tinkering with style match ups and mmath cook him a nice consolation price for him and a small "what if this happened" point in the discussion

>>77450670

>fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg fansperg

Did someone once call you fansperg or something for pettis posting? Only you say this

>>77450648
If there's a man DC can beat via wrestling so can Jones

Askren btfo Masvidal on Twitter btw

>>77450682
Who you frequenting these days since dropping your trip?

>>77450691
I'm not visiting that cesspool, post link.

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>>77450680
In theory yes
But he might also just get heemed by lesnar

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who joanna here

>>77450716
>blacked.jpg

It even looks like straight shota, or would if Joanna wasn't such a womanlet.

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>>77450658

>>77450704
>lesnar heems jones and dc
>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art

>>77450733
>brute strength and size truly is the best martial art

That's what Cro Cop always says.

"There's no skill like pure strength".

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>>77450728

>>77450751
wisdom of falcon

MMA is getting boring it's hard to watch knowing you could beat anyone.

Any of you guys ever step in the cage for any real fights? Thinking about doing some local stuff around here just to see what I got

>>77450830
At least your delusions will keep you entertained.

>>77450277
Very good doggo

Tyron "no risk no reward" Woodley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1I9NI23p34

>>77450277
I could heem any pet here

>>77450861
savage

Lol how is Jones meant to make HW while staying in fighting shape? He'd need to put on 20-30lbs of muscle which would probs take 1.5 years at best. Plus he has those thin ass legs so he's never gonna hit hard regardless.

>>77450885
>make HW
by not cutting weight

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It's confirmed, I'm the best brit on heem

>>77450691
zzzzzzz

>>77450861
Jones is a safe fighter. GSP is a safe fighter. Mighty Mouse is a safe fighter. Colby Covington is a safe fighter. They use the rules to put themselves in the best position to win the fight by trying to win every second of every round. None of those fighters are boring; they're interacting with the opponent constantly.

Woodley (and to a far lesser extent, Romero) doesn't do that. He's a safe fighter, but the way he stays safe is by limiting the exchanges in a round to as few as humanly possible. He wants as little to happen as he can get, so that his one burst a round by default wins the round.

Woodley is the most boring champion in the history of the UFC, and that's an impressive record.

>>77450889
While staying in fighting shape fuckwit, most heavyweights are at about 245lbs and they look much better than Jones does off camp.

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>>77450892

sorry friend.

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>>77450702
here you'lls go

>>77450911
I wouldn't mind watching this fight. Ben will win, of course, because wrestling is the strongest martial art (BJJ and Muay Thai are second/respectable, Boxing is a meme etc).

>>77450904
You're alri pettis lad, I'm the best though

>>77450939
>boxing is a meme
>four champs have a boxing base

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>>77450911
ty bebe

>>77450892
>Argentinian
>best brit

Hmmm

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>>77450954
no problem, thanks for letting us occupy melbourne and sydney

There's only one great Brit poster
>LeaveMightyMouseToMe.jpg

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>>77450945

i'm not pettisbong

Anyone got the webm of Manuwa getting rekt by Volkan?

>>77450903
Most heavyweights are chubby 245lbs.

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>>77450960
Me dices algo?

>>77450911
there was a bit more to it

https://twitter.com/CubSwanson/status/892468551897931777
>I've been trying to fight Aldo for over 8 years and all of a sudden he wants to do it now

I swear to fuck if Cub bitches out of the rematch because he's trying to get a title shot I'll break someone's kneecaps.

>>77450996
Ponzi es buena jente, no hecho nada mal!

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Anchor arms jj is best jj

>>77450163
Buff dwarfs are so hilarious. He looks so adorable and nothing will change that.

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>>77451014
Espero que le alimenten Lawler

>>77450979
>i'm not pettisbong
I don't care which one you are as long as you're not the kevin lee one

>>77450832
No, but I did train in boxing when I was younger and do train grappling with some local MMA fighters. It's the kind of thing you have to give 100%, because the guy you're fighting will. I'll tell you this, even regional MMA fighters have been training for years and will mess up almost anybody from the general population. If you want to try, get into martial arts and if you still want to fight in a year go ahead. If you aren't at least a blue belt level grappler, including takedowns, and don't have at least a year or two in striking style, you're going to get memed on unless you're an 11/10 athlete.

>>77450949
And how many have a wrestling base? ;)

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>>77451031

Definitely not

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>>77450974
Thanks lad, means a lot


>>77451030
He is a qt, glad you're a fan fansperg


30-27

>>77451031
Si, sera buen pelea con lawler pero no se le van a dar, tal vez Magny.

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I wonder how long before everyone realizes Schaub is actually a pretty bad comic and the only reason he is getting shows in the first place is because Rogaine pulling strings?

>>77451037
4, assuming that we're talking about fighters who did wrestling before some kind of striking.

Also I missed Holloway in my count, because I didn't want to include kickboxing in boxing. If we do that makes five.

>>77451070
Jaagup, do you unironically think he's becoming a successful comedian? Joe Hogan can only do so much, he'll stick to podcasts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmZj9-K-J34

Luke is a one salty individual and apparently everybody is ducking him

>>77450984
And unless you're a genetic freak like ngannou, your height in cm - 100 is basically the amount of fat free mass you can naturally carry. So the only difference between Jon and most of the top 10 HW's (who are actually just fat/old LHW's if you only judge by their skeletal frames) is 10-20lbs of fat tissue which given might give some benefit in terms of strength but takes away in stamina.

>>77451070
People still haven't caught up to the fact that Rogan is actually a pretty bad comic himself

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>>77451044
Good lad

>>77451030
Codyfan you make brits look bad

>>77451064
Magny está peleando con Rafael, espero que no tengamos que esperar mucho para ver a Santiago luchar de nuevo. Estoy bien con la idea de una revancha también para que la gente no puede usar el ojo poke excusa

My Spanish isn't actually very good because I never need to use it over here

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>>77451088

Would Rockhold literally permaheem himself if Bisping did it again?

Can you even imagine?

>havent been on /heem/ since monday
>all this DC hate

feels bad man, I really thought we'd make him Punished Daniel not le crying man, very reddit thing to do if you ask me

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Post boys of the future.

>>77451097
Still waiting for Bill burr to have that "talk" with Rogan
>>77451103
You're spanish is great! So since when is Magny fight RDA??? And Santiago doesn't have anything to prove, let Spainsperg stay upset. If UFC really wants to set up that rematch Ponzi will heem him again

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>>77451118
He was punished Daniel already after his 1st loss

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>>77451118

I genuinely feel bad for DC but the sadposting is hilarious

>>77451139
DC didn't suffer enough punishment, this is just what he needed for ultimate revenge

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>>77451127

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>>77451127

>>77451128
They're fighting on ufc 215, in my opinion it's looking to be a good card. I am interested to see how Gilbert Melendez does at featherweight

>>77451164
>Giblert Melendez
>Featherweight
Wew, hope all goes well. Who you got between RDA and Magny? I'm going with Neil

>Cat Zingano is Cyborg's first defense, probably
Set the line. Should Cyborg be a bigger favourite than -1000 again?

>>77451181
Brazilians piss me off

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>>77451127
Just you wait he's coming

>>77451199
where the fuck is Meeeeegan

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>>77451209

Explain this gentleman's nips to me please

>>77450297
If Robbie is interim I doubt he would care and if it's Wonderboy that triggers everyone else so...

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>>77451181
I thought that most Cyborg could hope for was severely brain damaged, tattooed from head to toe favelado like man-Cyborg

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Is he "Winning until he lost" the Fighter?

>>77451198
Brain says Magny
I think Neil is a difficult match up for rda but I always root for Rda.

>>77451199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9iDpbvd8Hg&feature=youtu.be
>If I'm at 100%, Cyborg can't touch me

:/

>>77451274
but he just beat legendary MW Kevin Gastumes

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>>77451274
He's on his way to Justy Hendricks tier of just

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>>77451274
That would be Chael

ITS THE N O T O R I O U S YOU JUST LAY DOWN SLOW RECOGNIZE A REAL DON WHEN YOU SEE ONE...

>>77451293
She looks so hot with make up on and her mouth shut

No but seriously, Conor felt tested to keep up with Pauli while they sparred. The man is friggin younger than Floyd AND retired.

Gooby is screwed

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>>77451311

zizz is may faight it iz certainly

>>77451276
I don't remember much of the fight since I was super drunk but did RDA do well against Saffedine? I imagined hafiel would get an early finish, went 5 round decision amirite?

>>77451324
They're just trying to make sure that the viewing public still thinks that Mayweather can win the fight, they're worried that if too many people think Conor is a lock, that they won't bother buying the PPV.

>>77451097

i like rogan and schaub, but 100% this. joe is just a cool dude, but not funny at all.

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>>77451332
Three round decision. RDA looked pretty good.

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>>77451324
floyd wont be ready for them awkward angles my guy

conor will literally float in the fight

>>77451324
nice source

>>77451437
https://youtu.be/eGgEdtz0iJw

Now what bitch?

Is Artem the key to beat Mayweather?

>>77451451
wow I'm convinced

Anyone have picture of Artem facing off, with Conor in background cringing?

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Are there any girls on heem

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>>77451526
We're all cute girls.

>>77450216
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN

>>77451209
Nips man is fighting on September 8th. He's the #1 ranked heavyweight Quebec fighter and #8 heavyweight in Canada. Maybe we'll see him fight Bhullar in the UFC.

>>77451567
She's so dirty, wouldeat

>>77451626
eat what?

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>>77451526
yes, I am a girl

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>>77451526
There's only one girl that matters

>>77451645
>hes never given a woman the good o'l lickeroo

>>77450968
They fight to get money and prove there the best. Staying in a dead organization and fighting cans isn't something everyone gets so lucky to do.

>>77451649
Wanna meet up?

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>>77451700
do you live in wisconsin, and are you a muslim

>>77451665

Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
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Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?

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spergy do you do that thing where you face east every day

I know khabib does

>>77451725
not funny before not funny now nerd

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>>77451713
Anna I swear to fucking God if you browse here I will fucking shadow realm you and your numale balding boyfriend

If you aren't Anna, no and yes. But I had a thing with a girl from WI

>>77451759
how do i into conor's beard

>>77451203
They are absolutely fucking disgusting on every level.

>>77451759
Eddies in his head

>>77451784
rub some of that hairgrowing cream that makes your dick stop working on your face daily

Who is your favorite 3rd rounder finisher?

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>>77451905
Too easy myguy

First time sparring with a legit ufc fighter yesterday. Was actually lighting him up till I ate a knee

>>77451919
>i was winning until i lost xd
good work my dude, already preparing for the real deal

>>77451919
*Her
My bad

>>77451919
which strawweight?

>>77451953
Belal mohammed

>>77451905
T-City

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>tfw your coach was called up to the UFC but lost his 2 matches and was cut

>>77451970
>not training at SBG
not going to make it general

>>77451960
Belal's style makes him eat shots though, nothing out of the ordinary

how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

is the mma vivisection today?

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Anyone else literally only care about this fight?

>>77452075
No. Fuck off.

>>77452092
how bout u go an fuck off my comment then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me to fuck off who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

>>77452075
what if grasso asked to be your ufc gf?

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>>77451994
>your average coach at SBG

>>77452075
grasso literally has 24 chromosome pairs

>>77450335
>Because what the fuck else happens
GSP rapes him on the ground and wins a UD

>>77452149
you say something about her again you aint getting this bag back and im gonna fuck you up on this stage

Did Conor really go a hard 12 rounds with Paul Malignaggi? Was it competitive?

>>77451324
Mate keeping up with a retired Paulie is not grounds at all to say he can beat Mayweather
It's actually laughable people are clinging to this like he's going to win now

>>77452182
brb just analysing the sparring footage I recorded

>>77452195
This is like CM Punk all over again

>>77452182
they need to make it sound like conor is only equal to regular boxers so people arent discouraged to buy the ppv

comes fight night money will be down in 2 or 3 rounds, his head is too small

>>77452222
cm punk had never thrown a real punch in his life nerd, conor is coming off a more difficult sport

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>>77452162
Not happening in your wildest dreams.

man when conor shocks the world again yall geeks are going to look so stupid for doubting the goat once again

>this time around conor surely has no chance, its the end of the meme

- you morons everytime he fights

>>77450163
Great thread OP
>>77450192
This 2bh

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>>77452246
>MMA is more difficult than boxing

MMA is where people who couldn't have made it in boxing go.

Who is your favorite Alexa Grasso?

>>77452268
>shocks the world
He was the favorite against Eddie, he was at some point the favorite against Aldo. The only shocking thing about those fights was how quickly he won, not that he actually won the fights because he had a very good chance, here not so much.

>>77452268
Conor is two fights removed from getting choked out. The fuck do you mean "t-t-t-this time!!!!"

>>77452222
CM Punk never held his own against a former world champion, in fact he looked dogshit.

>>77452287
all the so called "non casuals" gave conor little chance against eddie or aldo, just like it was just 50/50 against mini mendes

>>77452298
He beat Brock Lesnar at Superslam you idiot

>>77452274
MMA is objectively more difficult than boxing. In fact, the skillset is so vast you can never reach a high level in all aspects of MMA. There just isn't enough time in the day to get good at everything.

>>77452317
>MMA is objectively more difficult than boxing.

Define your terms.

>>77452307
True, but it's easy to forget he won anything in WWE with the way he cried about his lucrative pro wrestling career.

>>77452304
This is objectively false because he was the favorite in both fights. Even against Chad he was the favorite so idk what you're talking about delicia

>>77452295
the nate fight was an exhibition, hardly counts as a defeat

>>77452307
How does wrasslin look like when it's average sized guy vs a shaved gorilla like Lesnar ? Surely mr gallops towards you wasn't able to lift Brock and throw him out of the ring

>>77452268
Nigga. I support Conor all the way. I know he could beat Ferguson and Khabib easily, but Floyd is another ball game. 49 PROFESSIONAL boxers who are monsters on their own couldn't beat him

>>77452335
>the nate fight was an exhibition
Nice proxy m8

>>77452307
im pretty sure he lost dirty to brock at summerslam

>>77452304
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/276747-ufc-205-eddie-alvarez-vs-the-notorious-conor-mcgregor

57% picked Conor, 43% picked Eddie.

>>77452341
>he could beat Ferguson and Khabib easily
I disagree 100%

He barely beat Nate lol

>>77452341
47, he's had two rematches.

>>77452333
you must not have been on /heeem/ or following podcasts and interviews

most """"""""experts""""""""" gave conor little chance against aldo, against eddie and chad it was like 50/50

what's your favorite alexa grasso fight?

>>77452340
Most dudes in wrasslin can lift, CM Punk can definitely put Brock on his shoulders but it's a two way affair
The guy being lifted helps the guy doing the lifting, rather than just put his full bodyweight there doing nothing

>>77452361
the first maidana fight was so much fun, sucks that the rematch was so dull

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>>77452352
Explain to me what you by "barely"

>>77452363
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/11/9909710/ufc-194-aldo-vs-mcgregor-weidman-vs-rockhold-staff-predictions-previews-analysis

>Staff picking Aldo: Phil, Victor, Roy, Zane, Tim
>Staff picking McGregor: Anton, Nick, Stephie, Mookie, Fraser, Lewis

>CM Punk can definitely put Brock on his shoulders

>>77452363
Are you the mandrama spammer on a proxy?

>most """"""""experts""""""""" gave conor little chance against aldo
Except this isn't true at all, it was a toin coss and he was a significant favorite against Eddie and Chad lol.

In the first Nate fight he was a 5/1 favorite and even in the rematch he was still the favorite. McGregor fans are mentally 10.

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>>77452383
When you're running away from round 3 to the end hoping you did enough to edge it out on the cards then you barely won same way Bisping barely beat Hendo. Why couldn't he keep this up for 5 rounds?

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>>77452387

what did Joe mean by this?

https://youtu.be/jsTty8n4SFA

>>77452391
no i havent watched mandrama in 4 years

Unironically... is CM Punk the natty limit?

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>>77452383

>>77452409
How many years ago was that? I'd like to see that today

>>77452418
sage is the natty limit

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>>77452406
I love arguing with you Diaz bandwagoning nuthuggers.

You pay attention to Conor keeping distance for less than 30 seconds out of a 25 minute fight and ignore him beating Nate to a bloody pulp for the remainder

>>77451035
I have a year of karate but am somewhat athletic. I've advanced rather quickly and want to see what I have got against others in an MMA setting

>>77452422
For sure at least 1 judge scored Nate as the victor my man

>>77452442
>karate
gr8 meme machida

>>77452433
Man, look at all that outboxing he's doing! For sure he can beat Mayweather!

...Wait, what do you mean leg kicks aren't legal? He can punch the legs, right?

>>77452317
objectively untrue. i'm the highest level in all aspects.

>>77452409
He looks like he's about to get a hernia lol

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Yet again, salty h8ers and still in shambles from 202

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>>77452433
>for less than 30 seconds
LMAO

Go watch the entirety of round 5, literally was refusing to engage and kept running around the octagon worse than Overeem ever could.

Watching it in real time was pathetic and then he gets on the mic and says, "The king is back" after running away and refusing to fight

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>>77452317
You haven't heard of this lad who's been bred for MMA, have you?

DO SOMETHING

>>77452491
Okay, I'll do that. You watch the first 4 rounds of the fight though, okay? And tell me which round, aside from 3, Nate won

>>77452502
No wonder he's a chinlet, look at that jawline, straight from a chinese cartoon

>>77452502
He looks like he can get beat up by an altar boy
oh

>>77452528
heh

>>77452516
>Refusing to engage cause you tired yourself out in 8 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfw2vijrRP4

>>77452491
>>77452516

this yank has a seething hatred of gooby, he will never watch that fight again because nate got his fuckin ass kicked lol

There's a retard on /x/ who swears gooby is a black magic user

>>77452516
>"I didn't think for a second that I lost at the end of the fight," Diaz said after the fight. "I thought I won the fight, at least from round two since we're judging by rounds."

>>77452565
See >>77452553

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Step into my world of pain

*sleeps you with a 2 inch punch inside the clinch*

>>77452553
what happened in round 4

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>>77452553
Oh my god! I was wrong, I'm sorry man. Conor was keeping distance for about 1 minute, not 30 seconds! Really makes a huge difference out of a 25 minute fight

Out of Conor, Overeem, and Gustaffson, who is the best runner?

>>77452602
floyd

>>77452519
>he thinks being able to withstand a punch has anythnig to do with someones chin structure
it has to do with the neck and head size. Reminder that it has to do with your brain shaking in your skull due your head spinning fast

ideally you want a short muscular neck with a huge head, you would be unheemable.

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>>77452601
Like I said, go watch all of round 5 and watch him run away for the entire round. Seems like you didn't even watch the fight.

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>>77452602
Well Gus and Conor won their match so...

>>77452573
You'd be a fool not to believe it, he's a wizard

>>77452637
reminder that stipe tapped out and that fight was a tragedy for the sport

>>77452585
man i love his "no time" gimmick

also can't believe this guy goes from literally who to being ranked #3 in lhw

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>>77452629
Seems like you only paid a attention when Nate was "winning"

>>77452626
>Lellenberger

>>77452502
In all seriousness, this is a perfect example. You develop multiple skills to a world class level, and still get choked out like a day one white belt in MMA.

>>77452659
It's sad that you think one point on one judges scorecard makes it so Conor is ahead in the trilogy, Nate made Conor shoot and choked him out, but theres no arguing with bandwagoners you probably like the New England Patriots too

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>>77452659
Seems like you don't want to accept facts but that's okay

>>77452669
Zach Freeman is a black belt and former collegeiate wrestler

what happened in round 4

FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE

>>77452712
Nothing against either guy, I'm just using the example for how broad MMA's skill spectrum is. They're both very tough guys that put countless hours into martial arts.

>>77452406
that running and leg kicks tactic is used since the begining of mma, and useful against bigger oponents.

>>77452712
You know the uppercut was the reason why he lost right? The choke was free after he was rocked he didn't need a black belt to do that

>>77452749
McGregor won the fight, I'm not denying that, but his nuthuggers act like he dominated Nate when he was running away for half the fight after he gassed himself out

>>77452775
>McGregor won the fight

McGregor won the decision. Nate won the fight.

Who is the Mayweather of MMA?

By that I mean undefeated champion. Win record as long as possible...

Does one even exist?

>>77452775

what happened in round 4

>>77452696
That definitely equal to the amount of damage Nate recieved

>>77452791
Khabib

>>77452791
Askren.

>>77452769
High level grapplers make it look easy, but it's rarely easy to submit an athletic guy around your size.