/heem/: pettis bros. resurgence edition

tad early, this

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Mike Kakis

Can I outakward someone in a street fight if I use lets say weird angles

>>77445635
Thanks polandbro for maming a thread. Sick of the IMGfag scatspammer threads.

>>77445718
It depends, what's your stance?

>>77445718
you went full retard man. never go full retard
https://youtu.be/jYGd8HjlrpA

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>dc now stands for doodoo caca

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relax Springsperg, you dont own Tiger Schaub, he's not your baby, baby. If Jazz Jennings knew he was actually a girl from an early age then anything is possible for Tiger, including a trilogy fight with El Cucuy and possibly even bottom surgery

So why are people memeing about Gus? Dude has had two title shots and lost both, plus he got KO'd by Rumble. I agree he should probably get a rematch with Jones at some point but he should at least have to go through Volkan first

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>>77445787
Because he's our last hope
>tfw motivated jon whoops his ass everytime

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>>77445635

>Jazz Jennings
i feel bad for that mexican jewish boy his parents are psychos, just the fact that they turned their kids' lives into a reality tv show proves that

>>77445782
He's not my child, but why is it wrong for me to smite you and remind you that you're a demented person?

Jazz Jennings is actually from Coral Springs and went to the elementary school I went to.

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>>77445814
>implying woodley has fans

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>>77445814
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/8/2/16087398/tyron-woodleys-medical-suspension-extended-to-180-days-due-to-shoulder-injury

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>>77445731
Does spreading lies about someone make you feel better about yourself? I hope it does that at least because it does nothing well for anyone else.

>>77445831
>Jazz Jennings is actually from Coral Springs and went to the elementary school I went to.

I'm not going to look this up it can't be true.

>>77445856
It most definitely is.

>>77445837
I don't usually watch heem, but to me it seems like elbows like that should be banned

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Tiger. If you want to find out what it’s like to get your ass pounded by a guy who weighs 190 lbs more than you, meet me here

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>>77445846
>Tyrone actually tore his labrum and STILL shucked off Maia every time

Will h8rs EVER recover? He had a legit excuse for a lack of finish! And still dominated!

>>77445869
i don't even care if the guy who posts here even actually lives in florida, that's fucking next level meme shit if jazz jennings is from coral springs

>>77445882
Do you honestly have that much of a crush on Tony Ferguson that you insert him into your putrid fantasy? Tony is one of my favorite fighters to watch and I won't let you ruin that for me.

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>>77445882
>get your ass pounded by a guy who weighs 190 lbs more than you
holy shit Tony cuts a lot of weight he should move up to WW and whip Tyrone with a leather whip in the back and on his butt

>>77445900
You are talking to me (Coral Springs), I know for a fact she is from here.

>>77445882
Not funny. Really really creepy. Everyone always blames us for being the spammer but this sort of behavior is far more up its alley

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>>77445871
Punches and kicks can be just as brutal desu senpai

>>77445908
Maybe he was the first case of Zika. That or the son of a pussy whipped father and a crazy mother.

>>77445906
What is wrong with you Canada? Were you always this way?

>>77445925
I guess, but at least shins aren't like a spike

>>77445906
I've heard he claimed he can make FW too

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Does this look like the record of a boring fighter? Tyron is very diverse with his victories, probably on the level of Jon Jones. He is truly the welterweight goat and pound-for-pound number one

>>77445976
Tyron was about to headline MSG against GSP for a huge payday and now he's gonna rematch Lawler on the co-main of some random card looool

is it picks time?

>>77445950
I remember him saying that. There is no way he can make 145 healthy

>>77445908
So Coral Springs literally is the epicenter of mental illness lol. That's fucking crazy if you actually went to elementary school with him.

>>77445989
I'd like to see him bang with Max. Two ugly lanky skinny brown guys going at it would be interesting

>>77445990
Jazz is too young to have gone to school with me, but went to the same school as me after I had already left. People here are really chill, I never met anyone like Jazz when I was in school. Coral Springs is not riddled with mental illness.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

https://www.mmamania.com/2017/8/1/16074900/report-mayweather-vs-mcgregor-ticket-sales-struggling-tons-good-seats-still-available

>PLEASE BY THE PPV

>>77446011
whats your opinion on Coral Springs producing premium boi pussy?

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>>77446013
>mfw gooby heems mayweather within a round to the roaring applause of all 7 audience members

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Pettis vs Moreno
Markos vs Grasso
Jouban vs Price
Bravo vs Bandenay
Alvey vs Evans
Perez vs Soukhamthath

>>77446013
The pure greed of society in general, is disgusting these days.
Posted by Taiter on Aug 1, 2017 | 10:19 AM

>these days
i fucking hate when people say this

>>77446039
I don't have an opinion on that because that's not what this city is about and I'm not a perverted psycho like yourself.

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>>77446054
We see the tripcode.

>>77446054
>grasso
>no markos
poor taste, poor taste

fucking rashad is reduced to fighting sam gofundme so i can adopt an african baby alvey

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>>77446063
>he thinks there's something morally wrong with boipussy

>>77446099
Crap forgot to reply to your post, hope it's still okay. I'll repost if you need me to.>>77446054

>>77446074
I filed a report for that exact post. It should have been a permanent ban for posting images of kids.

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>>77446054
Moreno
Grasso
Price
Bravo
Evans
Perez

>>77446113
He does it all the time, he deleted that post immediately because he accidentally posted with his trip. Any time in the past you saw baby Cynthia etc. it was calendar.

So if Nate wasn't bleeding he would have heemed Conor yes?

is the canadian math fag around?

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>>77446054
Goof image suggestion

>because he accidentally posted with his trip
that's pretty funny and undeniable too

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>>77446143
If he didn't pull guard so much (LOL at the people who thought they were knockdowns) he would've won
He wins #3

>>77446013
>But it's a little tougher to justify $15,000 (plus $1,292.81 in service fees) for two seats in Section 4, Row S of the T-Mobile arena that are so far from ringside you'll need to spend another $100 for a pair of binoculars to see the action.

holy shit

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>>77445837
367 days of uma delicia whiteboi tears and counting

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>Well hello there Tyron. See you at the MSG PPV, right buddeh?

>>77446173
#3 is going to be a riot

>>77445976
Very well rounded fighter. Sad! that casuals don't understand MMA.

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What is the MMA equivalent to this moment?

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>>77446140

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What is the most brutal Heem?

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>>77446257

>>77446241
Conor/Aldo I guess

>>77446053

I just looked the cheapest tickets are like $2,200..
for nosebleeds for a fight that doesn't make sense for people that have way too much money

I can buy roundtrip tickets to Amsterdam for 3 days and be completely degenerate and watch it in a bar for the price of nosebleeds

I hope they both put on a shit show and go away

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>>77446054
Pettis
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Soukhamthath

>>77446147
cain is mexican? i wouldnt have guessed. not representing mexico at least

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>>77446294
Yer missing history lad

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>Poland fell victim to the impersonator

Whats the most weight a fighter can cut properly without Khabibing themselves?

>>77446335
no one is safe

>>77446298
yiff in hell furfag!

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>>77446054
Pettis
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

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>>77446309
Kind of a joke, he was heavily marketed as Mexican even though he clearly wasn't. The UFC thought he was gonna be their golden boy and make them huge south of the border

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>>77446054
Morena
Randa
Brahma
Bravo Martin
Hashad
Shutyamouth!

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Floyd is getting knocked da FOOK OUT!

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Mike Tyson fought 13 times in 1986.

UFC fighters are fucking pussies.

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>>77446054
Moreno
Grasso
Price
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

>>77446257
UFC uploaded this today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEEEE29wC1E

Also, Silva vs. Belfort for the cleanest single hit, Machida vs. Couture.

>>77446378
Yair will be the star once he squashes fwonkie PEDgar in the rematch

>>77446388

Wonder how much gas Tyson was on?

>>77446388
At that low level you have to stay active dummy

>>77446384
*GALLOPS TOWARDS YOU*

>>77446388
I remember being a wee lil lad and my dad making a ruckus about Tyson fighting. Kind of like how /heem/ gets excited for upcoming fights....

Some things never change, bros

>>77446422
Today's Mike Tyson is Tyron Woodley

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>>77446054
Moreno
Grasso
Joban
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

>>77446388
*puthieth

>>77446388
how the fook can you fight again 2 weeks later

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>>77446409
For sure my dude 100%

>>77446281
What a retarded goof.

>>77446433

Tys(r)on

>>77446443
Some dude just did it last week on Dana's Tuesday night series. First round finishes in both fights.
Back in Pride and now Rizin we'd have a fighter fighting twice in the same night

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>>77446439

>>77446458
The last HW GP show they did was great even with mostly meme fighters. If they can do a better job of filling out the brackets for the tournaments this year they could be amazing even though they're basically designed for Rena and Horiguchi

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Where the FUCK is Jared Cannonier!

>>77446579
>Antigulov
I genuinely am not sure who this is. Someone help me out here, how is he #15

>>77446598
2-0 guy. Upset a fringe top 15 guy in de Lima in his debut. One of those Dagestani Sambo wrestlefuckers. Good fighter 2bh

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>>77446054
Pettis
Grasso
Price
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

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>>77446579
Is there anyone that can beat The Wizard of Oez?

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>>77446737
this man

>>77446737
this guys win streak makes no sense, give him a title shot, he deserves it

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>>77446054
Moreno
Grasso
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Soukhamthath

>>77446754
Kek not a chance
>>77446759
He's discovered his latent magical powers

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>>77446054
Pettis
Markos
Price
Bravo
Alvey
Perez

>>77446796
he's a discount rumble, top 5 for sure my guy

Rumble pls come back

>>77446838
Rumble x Jones
Khabib x Tony

Two best fights that will never happen

>>77446824
He's smashing top contenders in record time, but feel free to sarcastically reference Schaub to discount him. I'm hoping he doesn't bust because the LHW division is sort of strapped for talent.
>>77446838
So he can lose to either DC or Jones?

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>>77446871
Explain this

>>77446838
>>77446855
Rumble did himself dirty by giving up.

No one wants to see that.

What happened to Spainsperg?

>>77446855
rumble v jones would not be a good fight, i dont think you realise how good jones is and how shit rumble is

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>>77446884

>>77446887
imgbro why are you always on your phone? Do you ever /heem/ from pc?

>>77446868
He said he'd come back to fight Jones for the right price. Only a matter of time now

>>77446887
it gets funnier every time i read it

>>77446893
I post from my computer infrequently. Definitely supermajority on the phone though. Too busy on my computer with work stuff

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>>77446855
Jones would win easy
Rumble has the heart of a rabbit

>>77446887
kek good riddance

>>77446887
What a loser

>>77446887
I save some memes on my phone, but why would you save 4chan screencaps on there? It's just offputting.
>>77446894
That still doesn't really answer my question. Why would he come back just to lose to Jones or DC? He's spent all of this time complaining (rightfully) about CTE and he's starting a business in a successful field so I doubt money can be a prime motivator unless they offer him a fortune.

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>>77446902
Bless brother, keep staying positive.

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>>77446893
/heem/ on my phone sucks, I only do it if I'm at work or out of the house and need to put Springsperg in his place. I much prefer to be on my computer so I can have access to my full range of memes

>>77446930
Looks like Peter Steele.

>>77446915
Your question is irrelevant though my man. He's on board with it, no reason to wonder why he wouldn't be on board with it anymore

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>>77446919
Bless brother.

>>77446940
not the best look for a woman

>>77446930
No one asked you.

>>77446958
I appreciate all feedback, no need to put others down.

>>77446759
He needs one more win

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>>77446902
>implying you have a job

>>77446967
Agreed. He should fight Gus.

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>>77446915
I dont have too many on here. And I dont have a ladyfriend at the moment that shifts through my phone. And as far as I know my friends haven't gone through it to take dick pics in a while

>>77446973
then who will jones fight? lesnar isn't going to be ready for long time

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>>77446919
>>77446951
bless up guys

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>>77446969
I dont have jobs.

I have passions.

>>77446989
not cool

>>77446958
why are you such a bully?

>>77446982
My gf doesn't mind my memes. There has never been a truer love.
>>77446985
His coke addiction, or start making trouble with Stipe for all I care. Oezdemir could potentially fight Glover, but I don't care much for that fight since I think Glover is on a downward spiral.

>>77446985
>>77446985
Jones has earned the right to wait for everyone else to sort themselves out

>>77447014
>Jones has earned the right to wait for everyone else to sort themselves out
they already have you jackass, he's been inactive long enough

is Bisping a h8r?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJdZUOCMGyU&feature=youtu.be&t=42s

>>77447040
>they already have you jackass
No they haven't moron, it's all in disarray and there isn't a clear contender. Oezdemir was a nobody 3 months ago and stormed straight to #3.

>>77447079
>there isn't a clear contender
Gustuffson or Oezdemir it's quite simple one of em can sit on the sidelines

>>77447090
They can fight each other in the mean time

>>77447063
Bisping sounds so congested on his podcast I cant stand it. Nasally fighters make me want to rip my ears off. Everyone on the last TUF especially Jesse Taylor was just awful with this

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>>77447103
>They can fight each other in the mean time
"no"

If Jon fights Rumble then Gus-Volkan should headline the Pooland card

when is gokhan saki gonna KO jones

>>77447126
Yes

>>77447130
I never want to see Crumble fight ever again

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>>77447140
>"Rumble has the heart of a rabbit" - Bulgaria

>>77447150
holy fuck hes 304lbs

>>77447150
How do you get this fat this fast?

>>77447150
I really hope those nails are just painted

My dads toenails are horrific corn chips

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>>77447162
By eating
Cmon you should know this America

>>77447170
Idiot

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give me one good reason why a layman (6'4" 280 lbs) like me couldn't murder demetrious 'mighty midget' johnson in a street fight? i'd murder him. this is why I can't take manlet champs seriously, I don't respect fighters who I know i can beat

>>77447203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx366XXz0uc

>DC probably one of the best fighters the sport has ever seen
>reduced to SUCC memes and defining Jon Jones' GOAT legacy

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>>77447210
>boxing
>implying that means literally anything

>>77447213
They'll forget about it by his next fight

>>77447150
So when I played UFC 2 I noticed his nails were painted black. I thought this was a glitch...

>>77447247
It means that your obese self would get KO'd by someone smaller in one form of fighting

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>>77447260
>boxing
>a 'form' of fighting
I would kick him in the head with my long legs or I would pick him up like a baby and throw him on the ground
He wouldn't last 15 seconds

>>77447281
You can't even kick higher than your waist, Mighty Mouse against some 4chan lardo, especially from Australia, and I pick Mighty Mouse 10 times out of 10.

>>77447287
i would big brother mighty mouse so hard even weidman's dad would think it was too extreme

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>>77447287
And you'd lose that bet my man
Mighty meme cant beat normal sized people

>>77447293
Did you see that lardo in the video get stopped and dropped by body shots? You being fat just means you're easier to hit.

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LADS

REFI THE HOME, YOUR LOANS, SELL ALL YOUR LIQUID ASSETS AND PUT THAT SHIT ON GOOBY

>>77447307
I bet you believe Floyd when he says he's gonna fight in the octagon next.

Bookies love him.

>>77447150
>back in camp
whos he fighting I wonder?

>>77446257

Gotta be Henderson on Bisping

>>77447308
YEEEEAAAAH

>>77447287
Stop falling for fucking reddit memes. He's a good technical fighter and he is fast but a normal sized 6 foot tall man who isn't fat would absolutely destroy that ant. He's an ant. It's like saying a 12 year old kid could beat a 24 year old man just because he knows MMA lmao

>>77447371
This is how I know you've never ever set foot in a gym

Will Schaub retire if Conor doesn't land a single punch?

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>>77433025

What is one single heem you wish it never happened? But it also has to change history.

>>77447405
rockhold getting ko'd by bisping, killed the MW division

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>>77447383
Are you so defensive of mighty manlet because you're the same height as him?

>>77447405
if silva never made chael heemy tappy in the first fight

think of the implications

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>DC was KO'ed for the first time
>Conor will soon follow in his footsteps

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>>77447405
DC desu senpai
I wasn't ready for those feels

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BLACKED

>>77447371
damn. aussies dont know shit about fighting.

>>77447430
this would have been a bad look for the ufc too when chael 50-45s silva and then immediately pops for roids

>>77447430
He pissed hot, the title still wouldn't have changed hands

>>77447438
he still would have won a 50-45 decision vs prime silva which is crazy to think about

not like the PEDs made him look super human. he just got Silva down every round and threw weak ass strikes to prevent a stand up

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>>77447405

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>>77447433
Is that a man?

>>77447459
yeah i was gonna reserve judgment because it might have been a bad angle

but i see why he needs the dick pills.

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Remember boys
Weidman>everyone

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>>77447405
Stipe vs Reem

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Is Kyle Crutchmer the next GOAT in MMA?

>>77447443
Silva is remembered for his eye-popping KOs but he also got wrestlefucked in quite a few of his fights. Just vulnerable to that style IMO, he was scared shitless of Maia for a reason

>>77447490
wrestling is deleted

>>77447490

Very Aaron Pico-esque

>>77447490

Weidmen-esque with his striking, Joe.

http://www.thepicta.com/media/1572218946102494092_30528892

>>77447493
this. the new meta is box and sprawl

technically sound boxers (FOR MMA) like conor, cody, and whittaker who can defend TDDs. piece people up with their basic ass striking before they know what hits em

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>>77446013
>100$ ppv

I hope Showtime go bankrupt.

>>77446378
Werdum speaks way better Spanish and he's Brazilian

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>>77447508
>can't use your wrestling

>if i knock you fucking senseless first

>>77447538
werdum lived in espana and taught jiu jitsu afaik

cain never lived in mexico, though you would think with a massive Brown Pride tattoo he would have picked it up enough at home to be fluent

Am I the only one who loved saturday's announcing how Dom BTFO Joe multiple times? I am tired of Joe talking out his ass and nobody there to talk or saying some stupid shit and getting butthurt and his partner not responding. Dom should take over with Anik and Stan

>>77447548
youll regret joe when he's gone, you gotta have someone who can get believably hype

left to his own devices Dom will sperg about underhooks for 5 minutes at a time

>>77445741
I'd assume he meant to stand in a very wide stance

>>77447490
is he a 4x NCAA champ?

>>77447554
Joe gets annoying when he gets on a subject and acts like he is an expert or how he says dumb shit and his partner isn't a dick but when they say something random he is a douche about it and ignores it or just goes "ya... anyways"

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So I take it it's easy to pass boxing drug tests

>>77447554
Cruz isn't great but he's better than Rogan. Stann is better than both.

>>77447562
old pic, this is what he looks like now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-srTvXH5bo

>>77447562
he looks roided to fuck, probably on that EPO so he doesn't gas out

>>77447548
Yeah but that's Cruz's default mode, he'll sperg out and get snippy with anybody in the booth with him. Rogan is an idiot but I don't want to listen to a bunch of pissy bickering either

>>77447562
i would fucking love if conor hopped on the gas and got big enough to hold his own with Woodley

if he BTFO the WW champ it would be so ludicrous

i think he's still in the USADA pool though and subject to random testing.

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>>77447569
>wow he looks yoked
>must be EPO

>>77447574
i'm just spitballing here, he's definitely on PED's though. jutting brow ridges he didn't have earlier in his career suggest HGH abuse.

>>77447567
what the fuck is this bullshit

>>77447580
just conor looking thick/solid/tight

has jones ever fought someone with KO power?

>>77447589
no lol

>>77447589
Rampage
Vitor
Machida
Glover
Rashad

>>77447562
brehs

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>>77447545
He doesn't even look brown really, Cain is such a walking meme

>>77447589
i'd like to see jones vs stipe desu

but they won't kill their only cash cow that fast

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>>77447586
>>77447586

>>77447593
>Rashad

>>77447605
Does he not have KO power?

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>>77447601
If he beats lesnar it could legitimately happen
While dc commentates both matches

>>77447593
>machida
>glover

>>77447589
Machida hurt him a couple times

>>77447613
I'm sorry, do those people not have KO power?

>>77447605
Rashad has some nice heems under his belt

>>77447612
DC's a big boy. The knockout probably humbled him, and for real this time. He wouldn't have a problem with it.

>>77447613
>machida
>multiple KOs before and after facing Jon
>no KO power

crane kick, head kick, and several punch KOs on his resume

>>77447612
I think DC's over it, he's accepted Jon is the better fighter

I don't think we ever see him fight Stipe desu, either Gus/volkon/rumble at the end of the year and then Brock early summer

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>>77447621
We'll see, I feel he's eternally butthurt though considering how it went
He'll crack jokes but it'll eat him up inside

>>77447619
like 9 years ago

>>77447616
occasionally KOing the oppoinent with well placed kicks, landed whooping straights =/= KO power

real KO power examples, literally in their hands: volktron, anthony johnson, stipe, reem, gooby

watching Conor's early fights

miss this buffoon ;_;

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<-----Gooby!

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>I was simply inefficient wit my energy

50-0

>>77447666
his fights were so much spicier before this

this loss made him a better fighter and (sadly) a safer one

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>>77447666
>Gassed by the second round
>doesn't follow through takedown and just goes straight down

>>77447685
>outworked by skinny-fat mexican out partying

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>>77447666
Real fighters dont quit

>Gooby haters
I'll never get it, life must be so bitter

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>>77447703
Real fighters dont quit

>>77447666
Why is goobs easy work?

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HARD WORK IS WHAT
HARD WORK IS WHAT

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What did Floyd mean by this?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOBmdb3ga-f/?hl=en

>>77447703
I was one of them until he proved himself when he lost to Nate twice. I was rooting for him to heem Edward stiff.

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>>77447712
McGregor is easy work

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>>77447727
stop with your cringeworthy bullshit

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what exactly did Jones mean by this?

>>77447717
Holy shit he is shilling an ICO on his page? Lmao those things really are the biggest scams ever

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>>77447743
"I concussed and humiliated you in front of your friends and family, we cool now"

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>>77447735
t. quitter

>>77447685
he knew he blew his wad and had nothing left

the "takedown" was his way of giving up position to tap out asap

smarter than taking a beating on the feet and getting heemed

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>>77447750
captcha is bone business

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>>77447778
>ywn be fedor's cat
I dont enjoy this feel

Fedor, please don't get heem'd by Roy Nelson

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>>77447433
>>77447459
>this is the quality of white women available to the literal top .001% of black men

>>77447800
he's probably going to fight Mir which I can't decide if I like better or worse

does GSP beat Bisping?

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>>77447794

>>77447808
Mir is an easier fight but I don't think they'd give Frank the fight right away. If Roy puts on good performance coming up he can ask, it'd be biggest fight of his career

>>77447459
he got her preggers when he was 19, stuck for life

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>>77446054
Pettis
Markos
Jouban
Bravo
Alvey
Soukhamthath

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>>77447834
Why don't Estonians get along with Finnish folk?

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>>77447808
I think I like retirement the best

>>77447812
>I train to fall from great heights

>>77447569
you don't use EPO for 2 minute rounds you absolute fucking retard

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Does Jason Knight remind anyone else of the protagonist of Blood Meridian?
He's even nicknamed "The Kid".

>>77447851
wow you sure know a lot about this
probably on steroids
whole family on steroids

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>>77447855
i fully disclosed my steroid use, you however need to show me your carbon isotope ratio you swoldier roiding fuck

>>77447459
jesus christ

jon jones get your shit together

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Post your boys.

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>David Teymur
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno

Propsective boys:

>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov

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>>77447884
>all these shitskin boys
i only have one boy

>>77447852
I feel like Evinger deserves a chance to make a run at 135 in the UFC after gutting it out like that

>>77447884
>>77447899
boys should be boys, not champs or old men

>>77447923
>boys should be boys
fuck off pedo

Does anyone have the JRE H-E-E-M copypasta?

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>>77447508
wrestling is a huge component for top level MMA, in fact its still the largest component of MMA's meta and i know i am setting myself up but i dare argue its more important then BJJ for MMA's grappling.

Sprawling is very low level and a small aspect of the defensive sets of wrestling and wrestling for MMA.

The 2 big components of take down defense and general wrestling for MMA is leg riding and scrambling. A sprawl is just one piece of a chain. The fighters you mentioned don't sprawl per say but have excellent defensive wrestling, wither they can find a scramble/quick get up/ or know how to pummel (fishing for underhooks and whizzers)


I know for a fact Whittaker hired several Olympic wrestlers from the Pacific rim for his training camp against Romero and in his Romero match he was able to quick get up/ scramble. So wrestling is such a huge component to the meta.


The whole aspect of sprawl and brawl is an old archtype that hasn't been really used in top level MMA since probably TUF 1? I am talking almost 10 years ago.

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>>77447899
Your boy hasn't had a very good run in MMA recently

>>77447900
She definitely deserves a chance
She's a Invicta champ and relatively skilled in every area of MMA
She lasted longer against Cyborg than anyone has in a long time, and she moved up a weight class on short notice to fight her

>>77447900
she took one good shot but I think Cyborg took it easy in order to get anyone to actually challenge her.

>>77447936
neither has yours dummy, also he is retired

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>mfw could heem every in this thread

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>>77447508
You have to know how to grapple if you want to defend takedowns, anon
Also, if you look at the general direction the sport is going in outside of the success of a few high level strikers, wrestling and folkstyle positional control are becoming a huge part of the meta

>>77447939
My boy has never lost in 24 pro fights and 8 UFC fights, despite facing multiple future champions and top contenders
Tim Kennedy went into retirement, came back out of retirement, got knocked the fuck out, and then went back into retirement again
I can see why you like Kennedy, though
He's pretty boyworthy in his own way

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>>77447809
No