/mlb/ - darvish & kershaw

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Royals

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Royals

>red sox indians rain delayed

LAME

Kershaw will recover from injury juuuuust in time to crash and burn in the playoffs.

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>mfw sean doolittle, ryan madson and brandon kintzler

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Small bears creeping up the standings.

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The Mets!

I've been wanting to get into baseball, but after reading these past two generals I don't want to be as autistic, easily trolled, and triggered as you faggots. Good bye.

>>77443092
t. mo'Lester

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>THEY GAVE HIM GREINKES NUMBER
I LICHTERALLY CANT BREATHE

>>77443079
muslims creeping up on your gene pool

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>>77443084
It's a shame about Keith.

>>77443092
If anyone responds to this fag, you're feeding the troll.

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>Cubs batting.
Seeing that giant grin of John Lackey's face and then going to hug Lester after he hit that homerun is solid proof this clubhouse is working as one unit after some trying times that might have torn a lesser ballclub apart.

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>They wear the same insane weight training shoes

Asian Kershaw confirmed. Together they will reach new levels of eliteness.

>inb4 postseason

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fuck he looks so hot

>>77443092
>claims he doesn't want to be easily triggered or trolled
>refuses to watch an entire sport because he got so triggered by trolls

The irony is actually palpable.

>>77443092
please don't watch our semen slurping sport

>>77443120
Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
>>>>>>>>>>Hyun-Jin Ryu: 2.81
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
>>>>>>>>>>Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
>>>>>>>>>>Yu Darvish 5.40
Edwin Jackson: 5.46
>>>>>>>>>>Kenta Maeda: 6.75
R.A. Dickey: 7.11

>>77443105
What's that got to do with baseball, Clayton?

>>77443105
Greinke chose slightly more money over the chance to stay and win rings.

Serves him right.

>>77443128
This isn't soccer anon

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>>77443118
>his team has clubhouse problems

Not gonna lie, former Dodgers fan here residing in the UK. It'll be hilarious watching them crash and burn in the playoffs. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys break the all-time wins record.

If the Dodgers don't win the world series there is going to be the biggest shit storm ever in /mlb/

There is no excuse for them not winning it all this year

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Can't wait until deGrom outpitches and outcutes Darvish on Friday, doyer autists

>>77443139
Maybe he was thinking about being a Rangers fan though

>>77443145
I'm a Doyer fag, and if we don't win it all this year, we can never talk trash ever again.

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>>77443133
based Ryu

>>77443140
>Having an Isqaq machine
What sort of shit hole baseball team do you root for?

>>77443140
Where can I get an ice cold, frosty isqeq?

>>77443146
>deGrom outpitches Darvish

>mest still lose

I can't wait.

>>77443171
>>77443173
Isqeqmind

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Hill is literally the #4 starter on this team.

What the fuck is an isqeq?

>>77443210
It's like ekoC, but more sickeningly sweet.

>>77443209
>le 4.50 playoff ERA man

I dont understand the hype, in all honesty

its not like darvish is having a good year

>>77443138
>chance to stay and win rings
>Dodgers
Do you even understand what you're typing?

who /cuddlingwithpupper/ right now

Okay, it's October, and you need a pitcher. Do you pick Clayton Kershaw, or John Lackey?

>>77443228
I think so, yeah.

The Dodgers currently have baseball's best record, and in all likelihood will make the playoffs and attempt to win a ring.

The diamondbacks, on the other hand, are not likely to be making the playoffs.

Did I miss something?

>>77443140
Not drinking a zesty reqqeq rb

>>77443245
>GUARANTEED REPLIES

>>77443251
>The diamondbacks, on the other hand, are not likely to be making the playoffs.

>The diamondbacks been in a second wildcard and position to make post season for months now

:thinking:

>>77443245
Noah Syndergaard

>>77443245
If it's games 1-4, Kershaw. If 5-7, Lackey.

>>77443225
He shut out the world champs in his most recent postseason start.

>>77443272
He's dead, Jim.

>>77443285
that's not even possible. the Dodgers and the reigning, defending world champion Royals didn't meet in the postseason last year

>>77443310
I'm pretty sure the current world champs are the Chicago Cubs, friend.

>>77443309
You're dead.

>>77443268
>Implying they'll win the Wild Card game

>>77443209
this makes my body tingle

>Asked #Dodgers Chase Utley about reports Darvish tipping pitches: "That's the word on the street. But I don't believe everything I read"

What did Utley mean by this bros?

>>77443343
that he doesn't believe everything he reads, obviously.

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>>77443343
Utley is a quote machine

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>>77443343
>>77443359
>>77443367
How is it possible for one man to be so based?

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>>77443068
>can't get swept for the moment

Nice

>>77443380

if he was a postseason legend and made a play which simultaneously earned his team a run and ended some spic's career

oh wait

>>77443380
>based
that's one way to see it

>>77443402
and made a play which assblasted the entirety of MLB while also being completely legal

and they'd have to institute a rule to prevent this badassery from ever being done again

>>77443133
Are Dudders all-but-confirmed first round eliminated?

>>77443409
Ruben Tejada detected

>>77443421
To be fair the NLDS isn't always when they choke
Sometimes it's the NLCS

>>77443431
True, true.

https://twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/status/892885125750431744

Really makes me think

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What was he trying to convey here?

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>>77443421
>Thinking ERA is important.

>>77443452
The desire to be the frontman for an 80s rock band, judging by that hairstyle

>>77443133
>2.44 higher ERA than a certain other NL West pitcher

Hm.

>>77443452
>"I should go to Arizona where I'll never have to face postseason embarrassment ever again"

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>>77443421
Who is going to beat them in the first round? Arizona? Colorado?

Who will beat them in the second round? Milwaukee? Washington?

>>77443454
Stupid frog-poster.

>>77443454
I was told by a certain Dudders fan obsessed with a specific pitcher that ERA is important. Oh, is this part of the conditions deemed fair?

>>77443444
Trips confirm juiced balls.

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>>77443343
>>77443367
>>77443380
Chase "World FUCKING Champions" Utley will forever be my favorite athlete

>>77443473
All highly probable.

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Ahhhhh.

My favorite time of day.

All of the obsessed /mlb/ posters try to bait the autist Dodger fans into getting mad by talking about the postseason.

A couple of dodger fans take the bait...aaaaand off we go.

I don't care that it's the same episode everyday, I just really like watching retards fight.

>>77443473
If they somehow get Arizona followed by Milwaukee or Washington, they might finally win the pennant.
Colorado and Chicago will be trouble.

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>>77443444
Delete this.

>>77443496
unironically this is the only reason I even come to /mlb/ anymore.

it's literally bait city starting at 6pm EST

>>77443496
>dodgers fans
>on /sp/
if the empty dodgers threads weren't already clear evidence that it's all 110% shitposting and falseflagging I don't know what will.

>dodgers win in epic fashion
>silence

>dodgers lose
>suddenly dozens of raging dodgers fans come out

Or are you pretending to be retarded?

Even Craig Biggio could win a NL pennant

>>77443526
>"there aren't any dodger fans on on /sp/

last thread

>""there are too many cancerous dodger fans on /sp/"

which is it, /sp/?

>>77443535
did you know Craig Biggio is in the hall of fame?

>>77443512
>CULOrado
>trouble for the Dodgers

>Chicago pitching
>trouble for the Dodgers

Ask me how I know you haven't watched 1 gane between these teams all season

>>77443444
Wow, noted conspiracy theorist Brandon McCarthy said something so it must be true!

>>77443545
b-but playoffs are different

this year doesn't count.

>>77443553

manfred hasn't even denied it

>>77443568
George HW Bush hasn't denied that he was at the Grassy Knoll when JFK died

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>>77443556
>b-but playoffs are different
Oh, they're very different.

Lots of monies different.

>>77443545
Who cares about the regular season?

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>Darvish will never feel honored to play for your team
it hurts bros

>>77443159
You already can't talk trash, if you don't win 3 World Series in 5 years you'll still be worst than the giants. Winning only one will still show what shitters you are.

>>77443598
so this is what the shitposting will look like once the Dodgers actually win it all.

I wondered.

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>>77443598
Imagine having an inferiority complex this big. Sad.

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>>77443598
/mlb/ damage control 2018 preview.

do your parents a favor and slit your neck.

>>77443463
>>"I should go to Arizona where I'll never have to face postseason embarrassment ever because i'll never see the postseason"

fix'd it for ya

>>77443615
>winning 3 World Series
>swept the tigers in glorious fashion
I'm not sure you know what that is. We are objectively superior 3 rings > 0

>>77443633
Damage control? Simple fact you dumb spic, if you want to claim you are better than the giants you need to be better, 1 World Series win is a start but not better, until you win 3 in 5 years you are still worse.

>>77443598
Oooo it's a big one!

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MARINERS!

>>77443526
>I'm the only Dodger fan on /sp/ you retards! And let me tell you, we are known for being good, well-behaved fans who are magnanimous in both victory and defeat!
Nice dreaming. Don't wake up.

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>>77443598
>>77443664
Literally Seething: the 2018 DC preview

This is just mucho mucho triste!!!

doyerbros: get in here and stop being trolled by /mlb/

GAMETHREAD
>>77443730
>>77443730

>>77443709
>acting like I'm the mad one
Just bemused that you think winning less means you're better. Keep on trucking muchacho just know that despite being a top team and spending billions you still couldn't top a team of meme goofballs and mumbling old man

I miss comfy /mlb/

>be 2017 orange ducks
>be a completely dogshit team
>not even your "fans" come to your games
>roster full of butthurt scum
>play against would be postseason contenders
>suddenly channel the energies of the 1927 Yankees
>Jeremy Hellickson becomes a Cy Young award winner
>Caleb Joseph is the best offensive catcher in the game, combining the talents of prime Carlton Fisk and Mike Piazza

>>77443752
it's too full of autistic dodgers and equally autistic dodger-haters now

>>77443545
>1 gane
Shit son, you even type in a Mexican accent.

>>77443752
t. milky toast faggot

>every relevant AL game is in delay

ughh fuck

>>77443776
So... none of them???

>>77443752
How was it like?

>>77443782

dohoho!

>muh league
>I can't distance from myself and simply appreciate baseball or look at the game objectively

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>>77443744
I don't read that LMFAO!!!!!
No need to be assblasted, it'll all be okay, the Dodgers will continue to piss on SanFUCKcisco for the next decade, just surrender to the BBC and drown in piss (or tears) it'll all be like a dream. Besitos.

>>77443758
>play against would be postseason contenders
Ahahahahaha

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>>77443809
>I don't read that LMFAO!!!!!

>>77443827
You know what? Fuk with your shit about the Dodgers when they go to not with the wins and Kershaw forget about that. World Series wins will be there for not to go and due.

>>77443809
This type of shitposting and trolling is why DG will always be an icon. Who comes up with this shit? Nobody.

Bellingod just hit his 30th Homerun and ties NL Rookie Record for Homeruns.

Tell me /mlb/ why isn't he going to be NL MVP?

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>>77443851
This, most people aren't that obsessed with urine. It takes a special kind of man to be into that sort of thing.

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>dodgers on the fucking board already

>Source: Verlander placed on revocable waivers

>>77443862
Positive drug test

>>77443866
>wallalreadybuilt.jpg

>>77443866
I would literally shit myself laughing if that was DG.

and I'm a doyerfag

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>Turn on the TV
>A.J. Cole

>>77443951
It hasn't been pretty.

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>>77443951
>>77443977

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>>77443977
It's incredible that his career ERA is less than 5.

He pitches like a AA player.

How the fuck does he get any outs at all??

reeeee

fucking shitty website wont let me make the cubes thread

>Dellin Betances just pitched an immaculate inning
wut

cubs vs sneks


>>77444039

>>77444039

>>77444039

Can someone explain the strikeout noise at Yankee Stadium. It's super annoying

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Nats bros, are the PNats going to move to Alexandria?

Because I'd like that.

I've never been to a game because I don't want to drive down to Hoodbridge

How much are the dodgers paying to choke in the playoffs this season.

>>77444013
I don't have a clue.
He's all over the place. It's like watching Gio, but with the stuff.

>>77444110
The GDP of Switzerland

>>77444116
>without the stuff

>>77444099
Haven't heard anything. I went to a P-Nats game once when Harper and Ramos were both making rehab starts in the same game. Got a ticket right behind homeplate, 2nd row. It was like 12$. Comfy.

>>77443598
So salty

>dallass cuckel

>>77444160
http://www.insidenova.com/news/politics/alexandria-considers-pitch-for-potomac-nationals-after-stadium-impasse/article_822ab7c4-6943-11e7-867e-3b6be829a579.html

This was the last I heard about it.

Corey "I'm from Minnesota but I'm totally a southerner guys" Stewart fucked up the deal apparently.

I would go all the time if it was closer to me tbqh

>>77444195
>being openly mad at your own organization

>talking about it to the press

the absolute state of the Houston Asstros

>>77444195
>>77444211
>a man named Dallas playing for a team in Houston

>alex avila still using his Tigers gear
The absolutely cuckoldry that is Chicago

SCHWARBER BUNT

>>77444207
Hmmm. Hadn't heard about that. Good for you. I'm actually in MD. I go to Frederick Keys games sometimes, but not that often. 20 minutes from my house. I think I'll check out a Hagerstown Suns game soon.

mariners vs rangers

>>77444182
>>77444182
>>77444182

How will you savor and celebrate the dodgers doomed postseason this year, /mlb/?

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>>77444328
I'll be really sad, but I'll cope by having Buehler to look forward to next year. Maybe even Verdugo.

I'll fully be in "who gives a fuck about regular season shit, it means jack shit" mode. Even though it is a crapshoot, this year will just further emphasize it.

mest-rockies
>>77444391
>>77444391
>>77444391

lmao stankees

>>77444328
It's nothing special. It happens every year. As a consolation to Dodger fans, at least most baseball fans won't even notice or think twice. They are known as losers and chokers.

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is he back bros

>>77444328
I'll drink the tears of pebble and cusb fans that are obsessed of wanting to see a choke so badly, because it won't happen. If the 108 meme finally died, this meme will too.

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>A.J. Cole

>>77443371
where

>>77444422
dubs-quads-Kershaw dubs confirms it

there's nothing noteworthy about a choker choking

when were you when Erin judge was expose? I was sat at court reading verdict

>guilty

'no'

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>A.J. Cole

>Nationals pitching besides 1-2-3

wew

>THIS THREAD
Not a general

>ACTUAL GENERAL
Here:
>>77444592
>>77444592
>>77444592

>>77444601
>after 160+ posts
Fuck off.

>>77443597
>>77444628
He gets triggered over the word 'general'. it's why I've gone out of my way to omit it

>>77443416
It wasn't legal. It was a cheap shot that shouldn't have happened

who /titos tacos/ here?

dog bros where you at

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>When you shave your bunghole and it itches for 2 days

>>77444923
i love the way farts feel after a clean shaven butthole. They feel completely different.

Oh and the yankees suck

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>detoilet

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>wild, unshaven, bearded monstrosity

>>77444628
>>77444810
>not a general

Seems pretty clear in the inherent way the board works, desu

>>77444982
>that sock still has more wins than the CWS

Hello from Japan bros.

>>77445010
konichiwa

>>77445010

Herro -_-

are you ok with me not having an obsessive interest in you home nations culture?
asking for a friend

>>77445010
Where will Otani go?

NY?

LA?

>>77444996
>c-come to the r-real general, g-guys...

>>77445010
please give us Fujinami..

>>77445010

Hi nippon brotato!

>you now remember tadahito iguchi and mr. Zero

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>>77445054

Are we finished here?

>>77445031
Konichiwa!

>>77445032
It makes me happy thank you.

>>77445037
It's a good question. I don't know. But I think maybe some of other teams have a chance too because he is young so different rules.

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>>77445077

I'm still disinterested, but your welcome

>>77445077
Are Japs really that fucked up sexually, or is it just their porn?

>>77445077
who is your favorite nippon team?

post timestamp with memorabilia

>>77445077
how many days since the last godzilla attack?

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>>77445116

Chiba Lotte or GTFO

>>77444810
>gone out of my way
i'm not even him, but good job also going out of your way not to post any news or links

>lazy doyer spic
>really fucking lazy
pick both, unless you're too lazy for that too

My friend just disappeared and everyone was wondering where he went for a year. And so 1 year later I'm at an airport ready to go to my grandparents house for the summer i get in my seat i look to see who ill be with for the next 6 hours and i see him. He looked at me like NOTHING happened. When i asked him where he went. He said: "I lost my friend." Then i remembered his dog was his LIFE...his dog had ran away and he found it 2 states away with a girl caring for it till it died. Needles to say. He married that woman (not because if the dog) and he now has 2 kids, and a dog. Every thursday...he listens to this song...the day Shoddy died. If you read this whole thing i praise you! Just thought i should share this

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>>77445093
Haha I'm sorry I thought you said "I have an obsessive interest" but it's OK if you're not interested in Japan.

>>77445112
Ah I don't know about that lol. I think porn is not real life.

>>77445116
Hanshin Tigers. And sure bro here is my Tigers hat.

>>77445117
It's been a long time, LOL.

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>>77445229
Thank you based Japanbro

I like your hat. Reminds me of the Hartford Whalers hockey logo.

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Greetings from Camden! Royals suck.

>>77445229
please give us, the detroit tigers, Fujinami for money

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>>77445229


oh I'm sorry, are you still here?
close the door on your way out..

>>77445260
I hope he stays on the Tigers but I would also like to see him in Major League. He probably won't come to MLB until a few years.

Are the Yankees finished?

>>77445397
judge got exposed

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>>77445397

>>77445259
Orioles are one of the teams the Royals can't seem to beat away. Outside of the 2014 playoffs anyways.

Apparently they've only hit in 6 innings out of the past 60 innings played in Camden.

OAK Athletics vs SF Giants (NL #1 of 2)

10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT

>>77445399
>>77445399
>>77445399

>The Angels are moving Jesse Chavez to the bullpen
>If he had started one more game his incentives would have kicked in

wew that's gotta suck

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>Keuchel
>5 innings
>3 runs

>>77445862

He wanted Verlander too...

smart man

Oh man, Justin Wilson is Justin Grimm-ing right now.

>>77445862
hm can we trade Verlander to them now?

Lost Again Dudders are officially eliminated from the postseason

>>77445259
Quality post O's bro

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>not watching the Philthies and the Angels

>having your win streak ended by the braves
>again

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>pybh

>>77446097
Rather watch paint dry

>Nationals sick of getting raped
>Mets mad that they've fallen to shit while Dodgers still good
>Donny Buntball still bootyblasted

>Phillies don't need any extra incentive to lose
Is it safe to assume the NL Least is going to tank against the Braves so they get into the wildcard and eliminate the Dodgers?

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>>77446161

Yeah, I've have a rough day, and there is nothing better to put me to sleep

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>>77446150
>>77446150
seriously, do you get paid for posting this?
>can I can in on that?

>>77446174

it's a safe assumption that it's going to turn out that way

Why did they leave Chatwood in

Ninny League Worst getting BTFOd

>rookies
>cockies
>cuckies

>cusb
>schwarbage


Better get back on those pilates bro

>fuckies
this is fun -_-
>suckies
these are first round losses, yeah?

>>77446306
Depends if they Dudders decide to first or second round exit

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Reds for world series 2018

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>2 months of baseball
>Only 5 games back

>>77446321
FOURTEEN YEARS
1
4

Y
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S

>>77446334
AL is pretty nice this year, late Sept is going to be lit

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Why is he so damn likable?

Yadi is THE GOAT active catcher and it's indisputable

>>77446376
It's Grandal.

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>rookies

>>77446380
No I said it's "indisputable"

DINGERS IN ANAHEIM

I thought the Dudders bullpen was elite? How'd they blow a lead against the Barves?

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>>77446319

How much of an opinion do you think they'll have on that topic
>by the end of the regulars

>football season in quickly approaching
SORRY
sorry, it slipped.. -_-

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According to this, we are back to our regularly scheduled tanking. Sorry White Sox, Giants, and Padres fans, but we're thirsty for Beer.

>pebbles

>A FUCKING STONE

>lose 2 heartbreakers in a row after your starters decide to fuck up
>gain a half game in the division
H-ha all according to plan

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>>77446469


You're doing a well done job

The Cardinals are going to meme their way to the top

MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRR

MORE NAGELS HOME RUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Guys

How tacky would it be, as an A's fan, to get a knockoff jersey from China, one of their awesome home gold ones, where the back says "PTBNL" with the number 69 on it?

>>77446517
bold claim, card friend

>lillies

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/a/stros

>>77446540
>>77446540

Explain

>>77446174
Marlels have a better chance of making wildcard if the injuries stop

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>this inning

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Jake Thompson has honestly never recovered from his short stint at the show last year. after that cup of coffee, he lost velocity, control, confidence, and his mechanics have eroded. It's bizarre how that sting destroyed him

>>77446567
PTBNL = joke about how all a's players get traded and its useless to buy a jersye with a player;s name on the back

69 = 69

>Jacob DeGrom up to pinch hit

what the fuck is wrong with the National League

>>77446586
Fuck the lillies

>>77446546
4 Games out with two months and only competition is streaky Brewers and that other team that apparently ran out of PEDs

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>>77446150

>>77446597
Everything. Stop interleague play.

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>>77446601
Fuck you buddy

orioles rising

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>>77446649

not likely
>but we can always pretend
>i like pretend

>the Whos are trying to lose
>they're still choosing to use the DH
Pick one

Asstros lose to Gays in a shut out

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>>77446627
Let's rumble then

>>77446566
what do you have to say about this>>77446714

We want answers...

>>77446742
Reported

>>77446566
Riceposter? Stop giving my school a bad name

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this is a/comfy/ dingerfest in Anahymen
>datcatchtoenddainning

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>>77446699
In mlb the show i sometimes switch the dh'spositions so the pitcher is forced to hit. Feels good man

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>>77446938
This

>>77446872
You can refuse the DH. So why don't they? And for that matter why don't NL teams playing in AL parks do it? We all know pitchers hitting is "real" baseball so why go against your morals and play fake baseball?

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>team blows a 3-0 lead in OOTP save
>immediately imagine the JUST and lyric threads that would be made

>>77446953
Ninny League literally cannot defend this

>>77446953
I never thought of it this way. You're right, of course. American League simply plays a superior game of baseball. We (NL) can't even win interleague games against the supermen of the American League.

You guys now remember J.D. Drew.

Do relief pitchers have to bat?

>>77446987
If it's in an NL park (or the pitcher is batting for whatever reason), unless the reliever is pinch hit for, he would have to bat

>>77446975
Also a fan of a Free Outs team here: I wish I could have been born near a superior American League team. It feels like a family curse, listening to my grandfather mutter to himself about "muh position play" "muh strategy". Scared that I will too be this way.

>>77446987
Yes, but usually NLbabbys will send someone up to hit for the pitcher, since pitchers are generally very bad at hitting and not at all fun to watch. Occasionally they will leave the free out in to bat, however, if the bullpen is depleted and the benefits of having a pitcher stay in the game outweigh surrendering a free out to the opposing team.

Literally where are the lifelong doyers fags? Where is the urinal kid?

>>77446987
Rarely. Familia did that in the final game in the NLDS in 2015

Bases loaded two outs, but here comes the pitcher up to the plate. Phew! He sure got outta that jam!
Skill, grit and gumption.

>>77447009
>everyone in the field has to bat
>except the pitcher for arbitrary conditions that i deem fair

arcade league """""""""""'logic"""""""""""' ladies and gentlemen

>>77447030
So why don't NL managers refuse to use the DH in AL parks? The DH is optional

>>77447030
I see you couldn't form an argument without resorting to sputtering memes. I suppose that's the level of intelligence we're working with, since you consider a double switch to be a strategic move worthy of an entire chapter in The Art of War.

>>77447035
It's advantageous to use the DH if it's afforded. That doesn't make it any less of a dumbfuck rule.

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279th for DRWN BRNY

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>>77447058
>It's advantageous to use the DH

>>77447021
But you know i-its the integrity of the game to let hits get away

There should be the AL Manager of the Year award and a second award that any manager can win, since "NL" Managers are pretty much pointless. They're all shit and don't use their own self righteous rules anyhow

>>77447058
So Manfred passes a universal elective DH rule. What's your ninny League going to do then?

>>77447065
>sputteribg greentext rage lacking any coherence
>JUST le fucc my le shit up!!! senpai

haha nice """"""""""""post""""""""". dumpass.

>>77447077
You are upset, I understand.

>Pitcher has a no hitter going after 8, at home
>base loaded, 2 out it's a 0-0 tie
>you're an NL team
>Pitcher comes to the plate
>he's batting a hot .150 on the season
What do you do?

>>77447077
stay mad

Wow, I'm an NL fan and this is embarrassing to be so blown the fuck away by these big dicked heroes of the American League. This sucks! I wish I was taller and my dick was bigger.

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>>77446747

TEN UNANSWERED RUNS

KEKIES SEASON OVER

When are we going to see designated runners introduced for catchers in the AL? They are all slow because they crouch down a bunch so we should just have fast guys run for them instead

>>77447087
>he's batting a hot .150 on the season

kek

>>77447097
Also designated steroids for outfielders

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>>77447091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

>1995
no we're talking

>>77447104
Bellinger plays in the Free Outs league

>>77447104
And designated aluminum bats. We need more offense

>>77447002
>>77447009
>>77447019
I'm confused. Can relief pitchers have a DH too? If they can, is it only on AL games/parks?

>>77447061
>2020_WORLD_SERIES_CHAMPS.webm

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This thread's getting interesting

Id be ok with the a.l. getting rid of the dh, its so awesome when a pitcher hits a dinger, when i was a wee lad i remember maddux hitting a walk off homer before the cubs let him go to the barves. Also the homer that big sexy bartolo colon hit to break the spirit of james shields is legendary.

Fuck the American League baka desu senpai. Who agrees?

>>77447133
The DH is the DH and yeah, it's only in AL parks

>>77447133
Only in AL parks. DH is just a spot in the batting order, you can change out all the pitcher you want and the same DH stays in the lineup.

>>77447144
>have a free out because batting .100 means you hit 1/10 balls so one of them is fun right guys

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>>77447152
sit the fuck down

>>77447144
>lol remember those two times?
>keep the rule!

Is this the compelling and literate crack analysis the National League was founded upon?

I stand humbly correct, monsieur.