Sampdoria v United

oh my days

looks like de gay was a bit blind there

>state of Blind
Mkhitaryan - 9th minute goal anyway

TOP KEK COMEDY GALD

That was a brilliant counter attack

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>concede an indirect freekick
>immediately score the counterattack

>>77439372
blind playing 4D chess to create counter attack

>>77439265
I love Stella Cox, bruhz

>>77439401
no one seemed annoyed at blind
is this mou's new tactic?

>>77439411
she seems dumb as fuck, but it reminds me of the slags I went to school with and I like that.

Anyway, Pereira. Could he be a starter this season? He seems to be a kid with promise for 4 or 5 seasons now without much coming of it.

>>77439492
>without much coming of it
he was on loan with Granada last season and was one of their star players

>>77439492
No, he doesn't even have a set position

>>77439492
>Anyway, Pereira. Could he be a starter this season?
Depends how Matic does. If Mou thinks Matic is doing poorly he will put Herrera and Fellaini back in

Did Matic get exposed?

My god, the ESPN commentator who sounds like he has a blocked nose sounds like the biggest wank stain.

>>77439605
I dunno if he's touched the ball yet.

Valencia does a great cross, mickey heads it right at keeper.

shit match so far apart form the calamity earlier

HOW MUCH ROIDS DOES VALENCIA TAKE LADS?

>>77439637
Just hard work.

>>77439605
he's doing fine. bit slow at passing the ball

Lukaku does a wide shot from outside box

>>77439652
and dedication?

>>77439637
All. All the roids. My god, he's 58 years old and he's skinning full backs half his age.

>Blind takes a corner
>Hits the first man

Always.

Pereira looking a bit shit

>>77439606
He's choose Morata over Lukaku
lel

>Just because Morata has played for Madrid, he's proven.

Some pundits, man.

>>77439699
Crossing is usually his thing, but he's put some shit in there today

>>77439734
>Le ESPN

So after all the hype of 'cant wait for Matic to unlock Pogba and his attacking talent', Pogba has just been doing those long range hoof Rooney passes to Valencia...

>>77439734
>ESPN
>Not ABUs
pick one

Good work Darmian, kick the shit out of players during a friendly.

>>77439818
probably because its another Italian team

>L-L-L-Lukaku cant do b-b-build up play
lmao Moratafags gonna be livid

>>77439789
>Midfielder's job is to distribute
>Distributes
Do you even football?

>>77439789
Matic will definitely improve the balance of the team but i don't see him having that great an affect on Pogba. Pogba played a lot of games with Carrick last season who does the same job as Matic.

>>77439789
It's not even been half a match

>>77439818
>Italian vs. Italian team
he's just reliving his youth in Italy

Pereira corner kick

even worse than Blinds

Matic chats up a bird during a throw in
probably forgot he's on the tele with wife watching

Matic bullying QTs

>>77439926
they were pretty good earlier in pre-season
Pereira is having a shocker desu

>>77439946
Plot twist: wife joins in

>Matic kills the bitch

serves her right

did matic rape some roastie?

Lindelof does an obvious hand ball in the box. Ref isn't bothered

I never thought I'd say this but I'd rather listen to BT Sport commentators droning on than these fucking ESPN bitches. Absolute shit.

>>77439763
>>77439797
Blatant ABUism

>>77440014
there's always MUTV if you don't mind paddy

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Pogba kicks for 2 and immediately realises he's not playing rugby just before

HT

>>77440118
>kicks for 2
fucking mong

>>77440146
forgot drop goal is 1. my mistake
>mong
fuck off cunt

>>77440178
>drop goal is 1
you actual fucking melt

>>77439789
Most people will criticise this but it just exposes the bullshit people made fun of Rooney for.

>>77440210
couldn't hear you, you'll have to speak up

Is Ashley Young still a United player?

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always thought this stadium was stupid. Why purposely reduce capacity for the sake of the architects vision?

no halftime pornography?

>>77440295
looks like your mum's droopy vagina, m8 - what's not to like?

>>77440356
go ahead

>>77440258
Injured

>>77440118
pst mre stella, pls

F O O T B A L L

>>77440258
"They have no chance for the beginning of the Premier League season. Luke Shaw is the first one to recover, Marcos will be last and Ash will be in between. Luke is September, Young is October and Rojo is December, or maybe January.

>>77440378
Lucky him. He'd have probably been sold otherwise.

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So how's Matic playing?

Also, what's the tiny seat for? kids?

>mkhitarayan holding a pink cum bottle

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Pereira/Mkhitaryan/Matic/Pogba off
Herrera/Mata/Carrick/Fellaini on
>>77440393
not many non-slaggish pics of her desu

>>77440436
>Also, what's the tiny seat for? kids?
yes

>>77439492
Pereira is a summer player.

>>77440446
Stella is cute.

C U T E

Also, boring second half incoming.

My grandmother was from Naples, should I support Napoli? Are their fans Fash like Lazio's?

>>77440229
>comparing passes that Pogba makes when he cuts out half the opposition team with a diagonal pass from his own half to Rooney's, who would play sideways floaty balls out wide all game and do fuck all else

ABU linesman

Blind/Lukaku off
Martial/Rashford on
formation changed to 4 at back

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Totally get why they do it, but full squad changes do not make for interesting viewing material. Televising friendlies is dumb. But for advertising purposes I also see why they do that. At this point I'm just typing for typings sake.

Dealing with fellaini's flailing arms must be hell.

Herrera scores but offside
>>77440673
pretty much same as me. got fuck all else to do

Matic doing goooood

>>77440673
>Bill Cosby
>implying implications

I'm gonna be honest lads, there's nothing more satisfying to me than seeing a headed Fellaini goal

calamity defending. Sampdoria score lol.

1-1

>>77440523
>Rooney's passes are poor because of things which are not his passes

>Goal disallowed
>Immediately concede

kekkadoodledoo

>1-1 to sampdoria
LMAO
please come out right now slovak!

quick glimpse of Mou who looks depressed as shit watching this

Yeah Valencia has had enough

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I'm yet to be convinced by this new Swede defender, 2bh

David May is an annoying cunt.

>>77440773
He's a learner. Something the team doesn't need at this point.

That read for Heineken by the commentator, was hilarious.

OPEN your world....

Reminder Bailly and Jones are banned for 3 and 2 matches in the CL. This is the defence youre looking at in the Super Cup and first match of group stage

>>77440821
Bailly is banned for 2, he's already served the first game

>>77440865
thanks.

>>77440821
It's going to be an early Christmas for Isco

Mata sucks. If >we retain this formation against Real Madrid he won't be playing. And where the fuck is Lingard? He's an important player.

Are they going to Pen if it stays like this?

>>77440917
Nah

That miserable cunt who didn't take part in the mexican wave

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De Gea/Smalling/Darmian/Lindelof off
J.Pereira/ Tuenzabe (however its spelt)/Jones/ Bailly on

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Mata scores. Martial assist

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Good god, lads.

>>77439265
>>77440118
>>77440446
>>77440673
>>77440773
>>77440993
>>77441073
doing the lords work, lads

>>77440890
abologise

>>77441079
>>77441097

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honestly Martial is like Nani. so frustrating

>>77441129
I'm still tired, tho

Liverpool just lost

>>77441185
Ava Dalush, m8

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>>77441185
>this plastic gypsy is better
lmao

>>77441204

I never got the "plastic surgery is bad" meme when it comes to porn

You're not fucking these girls, you're wanking your dick to them being fucked by some Chad. Who cares if their tits and ass and face are made of plastic? That's part of the fantasy, you're not going to fuck girls like them in real life anyways so why not wank to bimbos with the biggest most ridiculous balloon tits?

>>77441272
I know all about plastic crap (dont ask). Theyre brilliant, but prefer natural.
however having a plastic face is shit

FT

wish I hadn't bothered. Defence looks shocking for Super Cup next week

>>77441286
so do you

>>77441272
No problem with titjobs that aren't terrible, fishface is a red flag though

Anyway, 2nd half has been pretty drab

>>77441097
no, fuck him. he's a hobbit

>>77441315
brit porn almost universally is shite - if you want scenes that are 90% the dudes asshole taking up most of the frame go with killergram

alright lads. thanks for spending time with me.
off to have a wank now