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Barcelona rolling money edition
P$G biggest club in the world sub-edition
United customers SEETHING sub-sub-edition
Coutinho to Liverpool when? sub-sub-sub-edition

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino has revealed he spoke to Chelsea striker Alvaro Morata about joining Tottenham but the 24-year-old did not want to compete with Harry Kane. (Daily Mail)

Arsene Wenger has told Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez, 28, he will not be sold to another English club this summer. (Times - subscription required)

Manchester United are interested in signing Paris St-Germain's 24-year-old right-back Serge Aurier, who is currently banned from entering the UK.(Daily Mirror)

United have also made an enquiry about Anderlecht midfielder Leander Dendoncker, but are not expected to sign the 22-year-old this summer. (Manchester Evening News)

Liverpool are not interested in Barcelona midfielders Rafinha or Andre Gomes, both 24, who have been mentioned as part of a possible swap deal for Philippe Coutinho. (Liverpool Echo)

Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho is finally having his medical at Leicester, who agreed a £25m fee for the 20-year-old Nigerian weeks ago.(Leicester Mercury)

The Manchester club have insisted on a £50m buy-back option for Iheanacho.(Daily Telegraph)

Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)

Tottenham target Suso is in contract extension talks with current club AC Milan, with the 23-year-old former Liverpool forward expected to sign a new five-year deal. (TMW, via Talksport)

Chelsea are targeting Inter Milan's 30-year-old winger Antonio Candreva.(Daily Mirror)

Everton are considering a move for 23-year-old Lazio defender Wesley Hoedt, who is valued at £12m.(Liverpool Echo)

Valencia striker Alvaro Negredo, 31, is set to sign for Turkish club Besiktas, despite rival interest from Swansea City and Leeds.(AS - in Spanish)
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Sheffield United
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Ched Evans
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>moyes
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>>77436977
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Neymar isn't that good lads
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>New signings are here boss
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For me it's Newcastle United Football Club.
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How do you go from this....
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>>77437009
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>>77437076


To this?
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>>77434895
Coutinho unironically

>superior player
>no attitude problems
>has been loyal to livershit since day one, never hear anything about him trying to push a move somewhere else or screeching to the press about being unhappy
>not a complete social media whore as far as im aware of
>suddenly has an end product other than occasional blooters
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>>77437076
>>77437098

From this.....
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>>77437113
John Terry is a blinking racist!
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inbedwithmaradona.com/subculture/2017/7/16/the-fine-line-between-stupid-and-transfer-announcement

Really tickles your pickle
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>>77437113

To this?
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40715451
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Daily reminder.
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>>77436977
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7boRHoz27s
based finchy
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>poo fans unironically think Coutinho is worth £130m
£60m would be a fair price in the current market
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>>77437133
>non-league
HOWLING.
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>>77437076
>>77437098
Tbf the jury is still out on both Morata and Bakayoko. Just a little reminder they have a combined total of 0 (zero) Premier League minutes so far. That being said, selling Matic to Man United has got to be one of the most stupid things Chelsea has done in a while, and that's saying a lot. When did they get so friendly with them on transfer market exactly?
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>>77437153
hes slightly better than gylfi?
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>>77436977
>Arsenal are weighing up a move for 26-year-old Nice midfielder Jean Michael Seri.(ESPN)

How can you 'weigh up' buying a player? You either want to buy him cause he'll improve your team or you don't. What's to weigh up?
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Reminder:

Accepted terms:
>PL
>Premier League
>Prem
>Premiership
>CPL

Not accepted:
>EPL
>BPL
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>>77437153
If Lukaku is 70M then Coutinho is easily 90M
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JUST
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>>77437175
gylfi is underrated tbf
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>>77437181
>efl is totally fine
>epl isn't
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>>77437174

With that kind of money for a 29 year old it is sort of understandable, but they are no more stronger than last season now, and maybe even a bit weaker. Interesting season ahead.
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>>77437181
what the FUCK is CPL
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Barclays Premier League sponsored by Google and Oxyclean
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>>77437153
well, he is better than poobag
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I'd just like to remind everyone, once again, that Real Madrid spent £40m on a 16 y/o
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>>77437217
EFL is the name of the football league, despite how shit it sounds
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>Nerman to P$G
>Coutinho to Barca as a result
Who will Liverpool buy? Keita? Pulisic?
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>>77437236
imagine unironically being so ABU that you believe this
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>>77437225
CADBURY
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>>77437225
christian premier league
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Exposed
Pep
League
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>>77437247
mahrez
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>>77437240
No, you could easily call it The Championship like everyone in the real world does, but you insist on using /efl/ in your threads. Yet /epl/, one of the most recognizable threads on this entire board, you have some major issue with for reasons unknown.
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>>77437247
Coutinho is signing a contract extension! He'll confirm it!

>>77437237
But is he good?
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>>77437286
EFL is not the same as the Championship. EFL is the entire football league, The Championship is just a single league
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AC JIMBO AND PRODUCER BEN HAVE LEFT FOOTBALL WEEKLY

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>77437276
Incredible post
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>>77437300
autism
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>>77437310
>AC JIMBO AND PRODUCER BEN
WTF? I HATE FOOTBALL NOW!
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>>77437323
And yet not wrong
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>>77437153
'no'
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>>77437300
If you unironically watch League One/Two you really shouldn't bother posting about it on this board. That's like me posting about the team I support, barely anyone is going know who or what you're talking about.
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>>77437249
>I rate le dab man
pathetic

>>77437247
another meme winger to follow liverpoop's old tradition of doing retard transfers, say pulisic or a literally who from estonia
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>90 million pounds sterling for the dabbing Leon Best
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>buyern
The wheels have come off
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>>77437353
didnt say you were boss
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>>77437378
>GBL
Go fuck off to your own thread
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Pls watch CSKA-AEK.
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>>77437364
Fuck off you JF bandwagoner. It's possible to watch your local team and a PL team. Fuck off.
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Anyone knows why are Zenit buying so many Argentine players?
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>the state of the market

cant wait for this sport to die
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>>77437378
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>>77437174
>That being said, selling Matic to Man United has got to be one of the most stupid things Chelsea has done in a while

It was a reward from the Chelsea hierarchy for Man U taking the hit and spending £75m on the black Andy Carroll
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>people still haven't filtered all Scandis other than Sweden
baffling desu.
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>tfw NOT dead
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>>77437378
>Only Chelshit lose against Buyern
lmao
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>>77437428
nigga you were born as a white male in the first world, you should be happy about how lucky you are

you won the life lottery and are still bitching about it, grow a pair
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>>77437402
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing as well. But do you reckon you'd love to see me spam these threads with news from a literal who league like Eliteserien?
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>>77437451
Who is suggesting posting about other leagues than the PL?
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>>77437378
>pre-season
Don't get your hopes up
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Newcastle just beat Wolfsburg 3-1 lads
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>>77437464
I don't know I think I got a bit off track. Either way getting upset over EPL is stupid when that's what the majority of posters recognize.
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>>77437138

KEK
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Holy fuck, they managed to pull it off..

>@PAdugout 43s ago
>#Breaking Phil Jagielka has signed a one-year contract extension to remain at Everton unti lthe summer of 2019 #EFC
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>>77437614
top 4 confirmed?
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anyone watching Sampdoria v United?
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>>77436977
>Nerman to PSG
>Coutinhos Liverpool days are numbered
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! THIS IS OUR YEAR LA!!
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>>77437999
sorry lad your waifu doesn't like football
https://twitter.com/thestellacox/status/752567442472329217
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>you now remember ings
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>>77438047
shes just saying that to not upset her fans.
Obviously supports United or she wouldn't have replied
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>Neymar travels to Paris in next two days to finalise PSG move. 5yr deal agreed. £515,000-a-week wages after tax

>Neymar was "close" to joining Manchester United last summer. About to become world's most expensive player.


>Told overall Neymar deal nearly £450m including clause/wages/bonuses. He decided to leave Barcelona before pre-season tour.
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>>77438047
>all those posts about camming
why the fuck do people spend money on this
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>>77437999
No but nice trips m8
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>>77438125
>we almost had nerman but ended up with ibra
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>>77438125
What is his father planning to do with all that money?
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>>77438140
Lana is such a fucking uggo compared
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>>77438125
thats insane
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>3 at the back
lmao gonna be fun tonight
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>>77437428
Maybe tomorrow
But desu I say this about everything
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>>77438146
I think we all know the answer to that
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>>77438151
she looks like a fish andorid
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>>77437999
Which united?
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>>77438186
From the look of things I think Mou might be playing Jones and Bailly as the first choice center backs
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>>77438125
>>77438125
A source has told Sky Sports News that this deal is NOT motivated by money

The source said: “People will say this has been driven by money, but he wants to become the leader at the club. He wants to be independent, and wants to win the Ballon d’Or. He believes he can do that in Paris.”

kek
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>>77438151
>>77438215
I will heem you into the nether regions, lads.
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This Audi cup is brutal.
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>>77438264
>Weird face
>shit tattoo
>boring fucking
>sounds like she's got learning difficulties
she's super low tier
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>Matic-Pogdab-Pereira midfield
hard
>Smalling-Lindelof-Blind defence
oh well
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> basic salary of £26.8m-a-year (€30m) after tax, around £515,000-a-week.

none of you would turn that down to play football with your friends

literally none
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>>77438240
I actually believe that, at least in part.
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>>77438264
Stella is far superior
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if matic is so good why did chelsea sell him?
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>>77438186
What formation do Sampdoria play?
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Remember when £89m was a lot of money?
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>>77438345
they fell for the black player meme
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>>77438322
I might do if I was playing football at Barcelona.
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>>77438322
I'd be happy with the wage of any PL footballer, really don't know what you're going to do with all those extra millions.
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Any news on Celta Vigo?
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>>77438329
Each to his own

>>77438304
>Weird face
>shit tattoo
For you
>boring fucking
Bruv, how can you say that after her latest scenes?

>>77438349
Still is if you spend it wisely
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>>77438346
Im too much of a pleb to know desu
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>>77438360
its actually the "any monaco midfielder other than silva" meme that they fell for
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>>77438345
The search for the next Makélélé is not a meme.
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>"It would be cool to sign..."

"Don't worry we got him Senpai"

>"It would also be cool to g-"

"Got him as well Senpai"

>"Wow we just got linked to-"

"Just signed him as well, we got you"

This is what it feels like to be a United customer in this transfer window. Mean while Liverpool get a Shitty reject, Shitty sign 50 Full backs, Chelsea strengthen by buying shitty replacements, Tottenham and Arsenal do nothing HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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>>77438371
My club insider has been quiet the last few days, nothing new yet
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>>77438393
>greaseman is coming to united m8s! All but confirmed, 60% done, he answered a phone to Jose in an advert!
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the ABU is triggered again lads
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>>77438349
>mfw in 3 years time mediocre players like Nathan Redmond will be going for £89 million
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>>77438393
Is this the famous Manchester United way?
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>>77438482

When everyone is buying their way to glory might as well join them. I just hope we still give young English players a chance.
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Why don't the Qataris just trigger Messi's release clause while they're at it? Offer him a billion dollars to pay his own release clause and then sign a contract with PSG for 1€ a year, he gets to keep the rest. Easily gets past FFP, Messi can't refuse.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MANCHESTER UNITED SPENT £500 MILLION (FIVE-HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) ON TRANSFERS OVER THE PREVIOUS 4 SEASONS AND GUESS WHAT THEIR HIGHEST LEAGUE FINISH IN THAT TIME WAS?

FOURTH.

YES, FOURTH, WHICH THEY ACHIEVED ONCE (ONE SINGULAR TIME). HOW IS THIS LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCE EVEN HUMANELY POSSIBLE???
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>>77438498
>join them
United fucking started it
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>>77438621

Chelsea and Man City started it m8
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>The Premier League have banned pitch patterns for the upcoming season
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>>77438619

Still won a European cup, FA cup, and missed out on 4th one season on goal difference. We'll win the league this year though.
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>>77438498
Difference is you've blown enormous amounts of cash straight down the shitter since 2013 and still haven't won anything significant since Sir Baconface retired.
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>200m
>500k+ a week

is this the end of football bros?

where do we go from here?
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>>77438619

Mou pls gib me a gorillion €€€, I can do at least a hundred keepie-uppies in a row. ;_;
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>>77438619
And 4 trophies in that time. Really makes you think.
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>>77438689
Ah yes because the world class signings that are Lukaku and Lindelof are enough to make up a gap of 24 points in quality that United were behind Chelsea last season.
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>>77438715
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>>77438719
Ah yes the prestigious Community Shield.
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>buyern lost 5 out of their 6 pre-season games
>a few injured players
>hames out for several weeks now

lel
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>>77438735

degeneracy
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Dont ever work for a yank company lads

They will just fuck you over
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>>77438688
For what purpose?

>>77438729
They literally are. United had one of the best defences in the league; they just had a piss poor conversion rate when Ibra got fucked. Now they have Lukaku (and maybe Ibra as well) it's entirely possibly they'll manage to meme their way to 1-0 wins. Mouyes literally plays this kind of football and is building around it so he can play hoofball if need be. It wins shit. I'm sure Mouyes winning the CL (exactly the kind of competitions his tactics support) will be a bit of a consolation to United fans if they don't win the league.
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>>77438136
gf simulator
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>>77438761
TUMBLING DOWN

>>77438773
What happened, la?
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>>77438656
>Number of times Chelsea have broken the British transfer record: 1
>Number of times City have broken the British transfer record: 2

>Number of times Man U have broken the British transfer record: 6 (most times of all clubs)

Interesting logic, that.
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>>77438782
Mouball doesnt work that well in the cl, because if you do concede you have to react very quickly, and there are teams that can overwhelm even the best defences
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absolute STATE of this ABU
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>>77438773
What did you unironically mean by this?
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>>77438782
>Mouyes winning the CL
>United winning the CL
>Manchester United winning the CL
>Jose Mourinho's Manchester United winning the CL
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>>77438761
Can't wait for Leipzig to win the league and then start signing Buyern's players.
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>>77438729
>make up a gap of 24 points in quality
Chelsea will lose points as well from no longer having 1 game/week
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>been on vacation with dad for half a week
>want to murder him
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>>77438826
ah yes, this poor reply. also came with the following when discussing the europa league last season
>b-b-b-but Lyon will beat them. Depay will smash them
>b-b-b-b-b-but Roma will bend them over
>b-b-b-b-b-but Ajax will smash them theyre the first hard team they will play
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>>77438807
Just got transferred off my team of guys who i sit with to work for a bunch of west coast idiots

They didnt even talk to me about it before it happened

Basically unless things change im just going to fuck off. Cant be dealing with this crap.
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>be in decline for the last 4 seasons
>be the only English team to win a European Cup
Shameful from the other English teams, desu.
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>>77436977

Oryx Qatar Sports Investments just gave a heap of money to their partner via a fake transfer of money.

Barcelona are building a new stadium, they need money desperately, this is how their Muslim overlords give them investment covertly.

Neymar ain't the top player at Barce, he ain't even the second top player. This is nothing but another financial switcheroo by BIG OIL.

Lets stop fooling ourselves here, these top transfers are bullshit, Neymar and Pogba are the most super inflated transfers in the history of anything, not sport, anything, this is nothing but mafia deals done in the open.
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just gonna go on reddit lads to get an opinion about footy for tonight
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>>77438853
Chelsea made the FA Cup final, so it's not as if they played far fewer games than all the other big teams. The main issue with Chelsea is that their squad is too thin, if they sign some more players before the transfer window shuts I can't see United being able to catch them this season. The league is between Chelsea and City.
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>>77438899

Two options m9
>an hero
>NEET

Nice digits btw
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>>77437125
So he is /ourguy/
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balls on this traffic warden
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>>77438943
I find it funny when people keep saying that Neymar is the least important out of Messi/Suarez for Barcelona and then ignore the fact that he's 5 years younger than them and just coming into his prime. Barcelona are fucked unless they can replace Neymar, and knowing their record at transfers I doubt they adequately can.
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>>77438943


CRUSADE WHEN?
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Any updates on the gf to me situation?
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>>77438935
>mickey mouse european cup
progressing from the CL group stages is literally a better achievement
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>>77438782
>For what purpose?
Distracting.
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>>77439022
Go fuck yourself you snow nigger.
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>>77437437
>Only arseshit lost against chelshit
lol
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>>77439048
I take it you're an Arsenal fan
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>>77437438
t. libtard
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>>77438954
>far fewer
They played at least 6 (CL). I dunno what time they went out of the LC either.
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>>77439082
no chelsea

but finishing second in CL group stages gets you into the last 16 whilst finishing 3rd gets you into EL therefore reaching the last 16 is better than winning the EL
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Why hasn't Tottenham, Liverpool, Or Arsenal strengthened at all? They have so little signings when they need to fill so many gaps, Arsenal were said to have a "War chest" of 150m and Wenger makes his usual 1 big signing a year.
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>>77439118
>Chelsea
>1 (one) trophy
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>>77439129
love the "war chest" meme
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>>77439118
Would you rather have had Arsenal's European campaign or United's?
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>Source says Neymar was "close" to joining Manchester United last summer. About to become world's most expensive player. (4/4) #SSN
S N U B B E D
will it ever end?
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how do I get my life back on tracks?
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>>77439118

I'd rather have a trophie than get out of groups of CL. You also get guaranteed CL the next season which Liverpool and Arsenal don't have. With Liverpool have a playoff.
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>>77438899
Ah, fuck. Bummer. Hope it works out well for you either way.
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>>77439161
Uniteds

but that doesnt mean anything
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>>77439129
sometimes I wonder what you get out of pretending to be retarded. money they have to spend is literally a lie. £50m on a striker is a lot. Arsenal have made 2 signings, Liverpool 3, Spurs 0. If you think Arsenal or Pool haven't strengthened, you're shitposting.

but you're the kind of person that plagues football now, wanting £400M spent every window and a whole new team.
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>>77438989
>MourinhoTactics.jpg
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Liverpool must be quite annoyed that they only got £65 million for Suarez. In the current climate they'd get almost treble that.
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>>77439178
become a train driver
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>>77438989
Just trying to strengthen Mouys park the bus tactics.
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made a match thread
>>77439265
>>77439265
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>>77439082
He is not wrong
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>>77437428

>spleen pain
>lost 2 stone in weight since may

I'm winning my battle against not having cancer
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>>77438146
Counting it
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>>77439136
That still out weighs the europa and carling cup trophy combined
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>>77439082
he's right though, winning the Europa Cup is great and all but it's harder to get to the KO stage of the CL than win the Europa. Especially since Mouyes tactics favour KO.
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Anyone selling meme players for half a billion Euros?
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fucking state of this united match
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>>77439337
fucking state of this post
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>>77439321
>can't get Sanchez for £60M
>Spend £200M on Neymar instead

::thinking::
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>>77439358

fucking state of this thread
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>>77439207

So with Arsenal's squad do you think they can go for the league title or even top 4? Lacazette being better than Giroud is debatable they need a CB,CM, and a winger at least. Liverpool need better defenders. Tottenham need to replace Rose.
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>>77439317
>it's harder to get to the KO stage of the CL than win the Europa
Not true. It's arguably harder to go in 1/4 (depend of the draw) but not passing the group stage.
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>>77439358
>Blind backpass becomes a shot
>De Gea just saves
>foul
>6 yard free kick
>Mou blocks the entire net
>United score scrappy goal
post was apt desu
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>>77439407
if they play like they did in FA Cup Final all season; yes.

Liverpool have signed a new defender.

Spurs are fine.
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>>77439495
>if they play like they did in FA Cup Final all season
i.e. no
>>
>team A manages to progress into CL knockouts
>team B fails to progress into CL knockouts

>team B wins EL
>team A doesn't get a chance because they didn't fail at the first hurdle

from this you have to conclude team A were more successful otherwise you're relying on "probablies" and "maybies"
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>>77439495
>ozil out
>sanchez out
>ox out
>walcott maybe out
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>>77439535
Ozil and Sanchez aren't going anywhere until next year. And if /sp/ is believed, Ozil is shit and Sanchez is shit. So who cares? Ox and Walcott? Lol.

>>77439531
Shrug. Is it possible? Yes. is it likely? no.
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>>77439590
>Is it possible? Yes. is it likely? no.
That's exactly what I meant.
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>Liverpool currently losing
The treble is off, lads.
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>>77439628
You asked if their team was good enough to get Top 4 or the title. Yes it is. Is it likely to be good enough? No. But Arsenal aren't going to improve much with the funds they have and no CL.
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>>77439533

Team B: Get CL football next season and won a European cup

Team A: Will have to hope they get top 4 at least and win playoff if in 4th spot

Team B were more successful
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>Barcelona have told Paris St-Germain they must pay a world record 222m euro (£198m) fee "in full" before Neymar can join them.

So it isn't happening?
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>>77439641

The Scouse Treble: Audi Cup, League Cup, and Fairplay Table winners (They actually won it last season kek)

I would say Community shield but they'd have to win something big for that.
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>His representative Wagner Ribeiro, who on Wednesday tweeted he was in Paris, said last year that his client had been offered a tax-free £650,000 a week to sign for the French club.
>Tax-free

FUCKING WHAT? £33.8M a year tax free.
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>>77439650

Why do Arsenal not have the funds available that United, City, and Chelsea do? Are the owners just that shit?
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>>77439784
small club mate
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What were they thinking?
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>>77439772
Can't see how even with cheating PSG can pass FFP

It's gonna be like £50m a year on the books for a single player
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>>77439650
you're talking with a completely different person to the original conversation
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>>77439784
Yes. Their chairman is using Arsenal as collateral. He's just opened a trophy hunter (as in, deer trophies, bears and other endangered animal trophies) channel. He bought a $1bn ranch two years ago. He doesn't give funds to Wenger. But he wants Wenger in charge to act as the scapegoat. So people ignore his dealings.

There is another boardmember, tried to buy out the leader with like £1.2BN and he rejected it, even though it was like 40% more than it was worth.
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>>77439784
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/arsenal/12150341/Arsenal-fans-left-outraged-as-Stan-Kroenke-spends-500m-on-a-new-ranch-the-size-of-Los-Angeles.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsenal-fans-horrified-owner-stan-10908881

have a guess m8
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>>77439834
>>77439870

Wow didn't realise how bad they have it. When Arsenal get a new owner the league will be a lot more fun.
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>>77439834
Really makes you think how there are forces at play much bigger than just the search for results and titles.
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>>77439870
First time I've agreed with Corbyn desu
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>>77439935
Jez claims another one
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>>77439894
essentially kronke or whatever goes 'im the good guy wanting to win the sextuple every year love me fans' but won't even give wenger the money he needs to do it. as long as they keep blaming wenger, he's happy.

when wenger goes and he will go, the tactic will change to 'the manager needs time' and will eventually turn into a revolving door situation to make sure nobody blames the dude

this is a club that is the 4th (AHAHHAHAHAHAH WHAT ARE THE ODDS?) most popular club on twatter and max cap their stadium every game.

but the warning bells were right at the start. London council said they would not allow Arse to expand their stadium to 70k+ (like they wanted) unless the train station was expanded... and the board didn't want to spend the £400 mil or whatever it was to expand the station in order to do it, otherwise they would have

wonga is the perfect manager for him, works on the cheap and managed top 4 21 years in a row on a shoestring.
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>>77439870
Kek, Stan is easily one of the worst owners in sports. James Dolan (owns the NY Knicks) ignores his team completely and puts all his efforts in his fucking band!
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After all, friendship is more valuable than money right?
That's what nerman going to P$G means right?
I'm proud of him, the man of friendship
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>>77439772
Means after tax not tax free
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>>77439979
Got this ban when trying to post this
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>>77440003
no it doesn't. if it was aftet ax that means he'd be being paid £1.2m a week since france's shit is like 70%.
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>>77439960
>on a shoestring.
relative shoestring

arsenal are not on the same financial footing as accrington stanley
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>>77439990
how is it friendship?
>>
>>77440037
yeah you knew what i meant, wonga has spent like £550m in 20 years
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>>77440021
not possible, huge time gap from bans don't give that message, or they haven't for me.
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How far do you see them going in the CL this season?
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>>77440117
QF
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>>77440102
I was just as surprised as you are. Phone posting is a blessing and a curse
>>
Depression is coming. I hate this country, it's always grey and miserable, just like the people. Don't see a point in continuing this monotony
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>>77440049
To his wallet of course. His father aproves.
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>>77440049
He leaves for P$G to meet some of Brazilian lads out there, that's how
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>>77440147
yeah i was gonna say that's prob reason.

>>77440156
move to Bermuda or Gibraltar or one of our Caribbean islands then.
>>
So lets see your views /Trans/

>Top 6?

1.Man City
2.Man Utd
3.Chelsea
4.Tottenham
5.Arsenal
6.Liverpool

Which English team gets the furthest in the CL?

Man Utd Quarters

Which signing will be the biggest flop?

Lacazette

Which signing will have the best season?

Lukaku or Matic
>>
>>77440156

Football's back soon lad, we will all have a reason to live again soon.
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>>77440250
Pep will never win the prem
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>>77440299
he if doesn't this season he should get the sack
>>
Are there any rumors about Mascherano coming to Beşiktaş?
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>>77440156
me too

i don't even have the energy to fap these days
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>a sheffield wednesday home kit with no stripes at all
and what the fuck is that away garbage
>>
I'd bet one of the reasons Neymar is leaving is also fear of being screwed by the Spanish law for taxes.
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>>77440156
I love you bro
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>>77440489
Good reason tbf
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>burnley away kit
>no blacks to be seen
sean dyche getting his racism in early
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>>77440156
>>
What are the best games the premier league has to offer?

I reckon Liverpool vs Arsenal is near the top, fixture always has a high amount of goals (usually good ones) because of meme defending and great attacking

Any man united game is usually a borefest because of mouyes ball and city n chelsea never seem to create thrilling spectacles
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu48arUHiIQ
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days after his move from santos to barcelona was completed i spent the afternoon waiting in the lobby of the sheraton grand rio for neymar to return from training and walk right me only seconds later to be followed by a handful of local favela slags who had broken through the hue railings and chased him into the hotel
the boy is a superstar and i know in another four years time he will have atleast one balloon door to his name and may have even doubled another transfer fee record with his move to the premier league
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>>77440564
That's my gif :3
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>>77440549
2 of those players are non-white my racist friend.
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>>77440595
think ill have to agree with liverpool vs arsenal
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>>77440156
Come to Brazil spend some pounds and tap some bunda.
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Sky Sports confirm Nerman to PSG
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>>77440595
Pellegriniball was exciting
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>>77440156
been saving for a car up to 5000 now but i think im just gonna work and save for a few more months and then go thailand etc around the start of december and blow whatever i've saved and hopefully live there for like as long as possible
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>>77441001
as long as possible as in like 3-6 months prob lel
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>>77440595
Arse vs Liv have like the highest scoring head-to-head in history or some shit. Like 50 goals.

>>77440944
FUCKING SKY SPORTS DOING THE WAGE + FEE BULLSHIT REEEE!
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>>77437007
>Did nothing wrong
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>>77441076
City vs Liverpool is always good value.
>>
>>77440595
Chelsea v Arsenal is consistently entertaining
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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Did you play it?
>>
>Steau Bucharest
>Nice
>Young Boys
>CSKA Moscow
>İstanbul Başakşehir
pick your poison, Liverslips
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>>77441353
98 with indoors was better
>>
>>77441395
>Nice Young Boys
Fuck off nonce
>>
>>77441395
Steau Bucharest will be memes, and rustle Everton fans to no end
>>
>>77441395
For me, it's the Grasshoppers
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>>77441395
pls be Nice, I want Mario to ruin their CL dreams
>>
>>77441437
This
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>>77436977
>Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino has revealed he spoke to Chelsea striker Alvaro Morata about joining Tottenham but the 24-year-old did not want to compete with Harry Kane. (Daily Mail)
And Conte actually agrees with him.
Kane is the best striker in the league.
>>
>Kiev
Remember when Yarmolenko looked impressive and we linked everywhere?
>>
>>77441680
>shut out today by Steve von Bergen
>>
>according to l'equipe, barcelona are favourites to sign kylian mbappe
>barcelona - mbappe meeting tomorrow
don't know how to feel about this
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>Scousers believe this
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>>77441735
SEETHING
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>>77441735
do we count this as another of jurgen's failed finals?
>>
>>77441768
Hadn't considered that. We do now.
>>
>>77441735
poop guardiolel tier excuses, sad!
>>
>>77441735
passive aggressive jurgen 'kloppo' klopp is fucking funny desu
>>
>>77441353
2000 was the first football game I played.
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>>77441353
first fifa i owned 2bh
>>
>>77437183
>scousers
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poll on Catalan sports newspaper SPORT

Is Neymar's departure good for Barcelona?

82% Yes
>>
>>77441353
I didn't like football when I was a kid.
>>
>>77441964
Must be Real fans
>>
mbappe to p$g confirmed, you heard it here first.
>>
>>77441964
Of course it is, if they sign Mbappé for half that, that still a lot of money to sign a midfielder of a wing back
>>
>>77441964
it's been 80% wanting him to leave since the first rumours began and they did the first poll
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>>77440472
imagine living in a shithole like sheffield
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pics of this italian sky sports journalist have been leaked, lads
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There's a 100% of chance that Neymar will finish his career just like both Ronaldos.
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>>77439385
you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes
>>
>>77441395
>not wanting young boys
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>>77442111
what kind of pics?
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>>77438656
>Being this fucking retarded
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>>77442145
Possibly, but if the omelette is only 5% more tasty but x5 the price, I don't think it's worth it tbhfamalam.
>>
According to l'équipe Mbappé has made his decision. He wants to leave Monaco. Your bet?
>>
>>77442185
the type in which she is not wearing any clothes and she is playing with her tits
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>>77442209
Not EPL.
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>>77442239
post them
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>>77442209
Dortmund must've made a solid 13mil bid.
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>>77442111
I'm looking at her IG and she looks like an actual prostitute.
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>>77442318
don't wanna get banned, fritz

her name is diletta leotta, that's all you need to know
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>>77442209
Swansea

>>77442239
>not posting them
>>
>this Betfred advert

How far can you fall?

>>77442209
Madrid or Barca. If it's Arsenal I shall howl till the end of days.
>>
just got an 8th ball of coke for the weekend lads, i'm excited
>>
>>77442209
Barca

On one hand, I want to see him flop if barca do end up paying 150m+
The other would like him to win the ball on door before of neymar
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rate oc
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>>77442209
Welcome to Madrid
>>
new stadium has fallen through ffs
>>
>>77442397
take one for the team, i'm marginally interested in these pics
>>
>4 clubs remain in the race for Kylian Mbappé, according to L'Équipe: Manchester City, PSG, Real Madrid & Barcelona. (parisunited6)
>>
>>77442611
I want city to sign him just so the anti city Aussie poster would be butthurt so bad he's be shitting blood for weeks
>>
>>77442611
Imagine if PSG sign him along with neymar
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>The Vice channel are producing a documentary on "The Tragicomic Tale of Arsenal’s Seven Consecutive Round of 16 Exits in The Champions League"

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/53xynz/the-tragicomic-tale-of-arsenals-six-consecutive-round-of-16-exits-in-the-champions-league
>>
>>77442600
>>77442407
>>77442318
whatever

http://celebsunmasked.com/diletta-leotta-nude-pics-leaked/
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Bringing back a famous meme.
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>>77438240
>not motivated by money
>£515,000 a week wages
>father collects €22m over the transfer
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>>77442650
>shitzen still obsessed with arse
and there is nothing there. have a (you).
>>
>Florentino Perez has given PSG an additional year to pay for Jese's transfer so they don't get FFP issues and can sign Neymar

Madrid is literally cucking Barcelona lmaooooooo
>>
Mahrez to Chelsea when
>>
>>77438813
>Mouball doesnt work that well in the cl,
He has won the CL twice, with two different teams.
>>
>>77442562

Enjoy your heart attack, my mate died at 23 like 2 months ago from coke.

Also Mbape to some plastic club
>>
>>77437247
I hear he has a hard on for pulisic and as an American I'm fine with this because he's the hopes and dreams of my national team
>>
>>77442873
Pulisic would fit Spurs better to be honest, and it would be a great marketing move, considering their popularity in the US
>>
>>77442872
t. Never done drugs
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>>77442765
Sunday.
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>>77442872
If Arsenal signed him, they're a plastic club?
>>
>Mbappe apparently favours a move to fellow Ligue 1 side PSG, though reports claim that Monaco will not allow the youngster to move on to their French rivals.

Fucking hell, how meme does PSG want to be?
>>
>>77442998
He's French, so no it wouldn't.
>>
for me i like football purely ironically these days

shit like this is why >>77443008

>win league
>instead of being able to gather some momentum and potentially establish yourself as a big club your players instantly want to leave to go to mega rich plastic clubs
>drift back into mediocrity as a result
>>
>Caen striker Yann Karamoh is reportedly turning down the likes of Manchester City and Arsenal because he only wants Inter.

S N U B B E D
N
U
B
B
E
D
>>
What's up with Man City having 100 strikers and wanting to buy more every summer?
>>
>>77442897
I still don't understand why they are so popular here
>>
lads...

Lads...

LADS!

Watch this... You watching?

P $ G

See, the S is replaced with a $ cause they're so loaded
>>
>>77443102
they have 2, is this bait?
>>
>>77443096
>Arsenal sign striker
>H-hey this guy turned down A-arse!
Top kek.
>>
Lucas Perez to Newcastle WHEN?
>>
>>77443106
Haha. More like N€ymar.
>>
>>77443008
>mbappe favors psg
Imma need sauce
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>>77443147
Holy shit #bantz from Shitzen!
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>>77443106
>>77443147
This is the reason I still come here
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>>77443154
http://www.espn.co.uk/football/blog/transfer-talk/79/post/3170301/kylian-mbappe-wants-to-quit-monaco-manchester-united-circle-for-serge-aurier
>>
Why doesn't bale man the fuck up and get out of ronaldos shadow

I imagine united and other PL teams would pay him just as well as Madrid
>>
>>77443248
>3 CLs in 4 years

dunno
>>
>>77443125
arse and spurs were rumoured to be interested after inter.

SNUB!
>>
>>77443267
Europa League is better than CL.
>>
>>77443104
Jews.

But seriously, Pulisic has to be very careful. Most teams will want him for marketing first.
>>
>>77443248
He can't make it to the airport without twisting his ankles
>>
>>77443303
Spurs? Sure. Arse? Why? They just bought a £46m striker.
>>
>>77443337
cheap promising young pacy winger nig. literally wengers fetish
>>
>>77443317
I would sign him for marketing desu
>>
>>77443355
I remember an old meme about Arse was

>When Wenger says he's going to spend big, he means he'll by a black 6'4 Ivory Coast player
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>>77443158
Oi he's actually Mcgregor in the /heem/ threads.
They're both £iverpool fans and angry Dublin manlets.
>>
>>77443248
Nerman did exactly that. He's tired of being in the shadow of Messi.
>>
>>77442655
>Asshole shot
She's a keeper to be desu
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>>77443379
Proofs?
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>>77437383
This post is truly a GRANATE!!
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>>77443381
and the shadow of suarez
>>
>>77443400
very good roast
>>
How did Nerman even reach such a ridiculous price tag?

He never even went to Dab University...
>>
>>77443414
I think it might be Conor himself.
Also Neymar to PSG will kill football.
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>>77443420
/sp/ signs janitor to a 1 year £0k contract
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Loving this nerman transfer, desu
>>
Why don't these guys ever become free agents and start a bidding war? I understand unless you're great they might just sit you most of the season, but saving a club on transfer fees if you're a free agent as well as getting clubs all over Europe bidding for you would make great players a bigger amount of cash I'd think.
>>
>>77443438
it's the clause, if they want him they have to pay it
>>
Season starts on Sunday, lads!
>>
>>77443438
>it's a German who comes in without even knowing what's going on episode
I thought you guys were suppose to be efficient?
>>
>>77443477
£0k will just abut cover his expenses for the Hot Pockets his mom buy him
>>
>>77443536
Because that signifies to a club you're only in it for the money and will stop trying on the pitch once you get your big payday?
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>>77443552
What's happening then? Also, tomorrow /are gals/ lose to Netherlands.
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5 days till we win the SUPER cup
>>
CIty will beat PSG in CL quarters, save this post
>>
>>77443624
who said stop trying? and of course they're in it for the money, but the extra money left on the table just goes from PSG to Barcelona in Neymar's case. Not that he'd get the full transfer fee in his contract but it would be much bigger if he had Juve and Madrid and the top EPL teams bidding for him.
>>
>>77443660
The Community Shield: Chelsea-Arsenal.
>>
>Neymar will earn 865,000 euros (£775,477) a week when the Brazil forward completes his world record move from Barcelona to Paris St-Germain

why is this allowed
>>
>>77443967
What about the troops and nurses?
>>
>>77441964
Shame they didn't run the poll a month ago, the results would've been the reverse I think.
>>
>>77444014
I think you mean the (((teachers)))
>>
>>77443967
Why shouldn't it be?
>>
>>77443967
i blame dabbing
>>
>>77438240
>wants to win the Ballon d’Or
>in fucking PSG
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>>77445922
he gets extra points for being born with samba
>>
JUST EIGHT DAYS TO GO LADS
>>
>>77443400
>>77443437
>nudes
>keeper
>roast
DON'T
>>
>>77445922
He has more chance of winning it win PSG than with Barca. Messi is the star at Barca so if they win the CL the prize automatically goes to him. Guess who gets the prize if PSG win the Champions League.
>>
>>77446891
Alexis Sanchez
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>>77446891
>Messi gets injured
>Neymar wins it for them

>Messi plays like dogshit
>Neymar wins it for them

We've already seen being a big fish in a small pond won't always win you shit; otherwise Greasemann would have won it last year. Is it ever not going to be Ronaldo or Messi? The only way it won't be one of them is if they're injured throughout the season, dead or have the worst drop off in ability in the history of the sport. Until those two retire; or hit an age where they just can't do it any more (and I suspect Ronaldo will become an out and out striker when he turns 32 and Messi will become a No.10) then we might see others win.

Was Neymar better than Greasemann or Robben/Ribery/Sanchez/Alli or whoever last year? Was he honestly the best player in the world if you removed Messi and Ronaldo?
>>
>>77447240
That greentext isn't very likely.

Greaseman didn't do shit last year. Also, Neymar is the best player in the world in waiting. Everyone knows this, don't they? If Neymar wins it people will be falling all over themselves to give him the award. Journalists all across Europe will be praising him effusively for leading the team to glory and even asking if he is as good as Messi/Ronaldo, which wouldn't have happened with Greaseman.
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>>77447300
If he contributes heavily to PSG winning the CL? Yeah, sure. But I suspect if that happens Cavani would be higher up the chain. But let's say Neymar does do it. Will CL be enough? Or will they need the title as well and the domestic cup? I mean if Barca win the CL, La Liga and their domestic cup, people would put Messi and Suarez and co further up the ranking compared to Neymar winning Title + domestic in France.

Isn't this all speculation anyway? Neymar hasn't paid the fee in full yet.
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>>77447323
>I suspect if that happens Cavani would be higher up the chain
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wait, wait, wait. hol' up. let me catch my breath.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77447357
He scored the most goals in the L1 last year. If they won the treble then chances are he contributed more to it than Neymar will. Unless Neymar is being played as a FW instead of a LW.
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>>77438240
Obviously he's just tired of being a part of "Messi and fuccbois".

>>77446891
>>77447323
Too much emphasis on CL, he can try winning the world cup too.
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Can't wait to see Farca burn when 30+ year old Messi and Suarez start falling apart. I honestly think Atletico will overtake them as second best in Spain
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>>77447362
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>never really going to see Neymar play this season, as I only see PSG 3x a year, one league game and then one knockout stage before they drop from the Champions League
I'm a little disappointed. He has had a weaker season, but with lots of magic moments still. Now in an easier league it'd be nice to watch him show off, but I'll just never see it.
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>>77447690
does English tv not show psg games? Americans get all the premier league games, every Barca, Real, PSG, and Juventus game on basic cable
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>>77447767
No because football is relevant here (not bullying just making a point) so the companies buy the rights and then gouge people because they know so many people will want to watch it.
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>>77447744
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>Neymar will earn £40m a year

W E W laddy.
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>>77447777
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If we don't get 7777777 for England/UK I shall bring down a storm.

Also does anybody have the template of this? I wonder if we can apply it for Morata? I suspect he'll bang them in though.

Morata > Lukaku > Lacazzete in terms of changed lads.
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>Chelshit fans
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This is not fake
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>>77447928
What have they done now?
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>>77447931
>This can't be happening. I'm in charge here!
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Lads why haven't Spurs signed anybody?
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>>77447931
this is not normal situation/club
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>>77440250
Top 6
1. Chelsea
2. Man city
3. Man u
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Liverpoo

Man u will get to cl quarters

Lacazette will flop

Morata will have the best season
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>>77448132
>>77440250
>Lacazzete has actually scored a couple of times for Arse already
>So has Lukaku
>So has Salah
>Morata hasn't
>H-he'll b-be g-good!
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>>77447931

Being Freddy Adu is pure suffering.
Poor lad is getting turned down left and right, yet he's devoted his life to football and it's too late for him to learn how to do anything else
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>>77448153
Don't lose your hair arguing with Chelsea fans la

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Has Morata scored yet?
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>>77448168
Yeah. Unless Morata is saving his best for the league, I say Salah will score more than him. If you can't bang them in during friendlies, how will you when it actually matters?
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>I..I wanna be the best! Its not for the money!
>Goes to the weakest league in Europe on 600k a week
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>>77448132
t. Sosa
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>>77444082
actually, they were roughly the same
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>>77448195
Because you guys are deluded and tought you would buy Dembelé, Verratti and Coutinho with the money.
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>>77448213
we will see who this retarded board buys. one has to have faith
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>>77448213
Apparently Barca are totally buying Mbappe, Dembele, Greasemann and Hazard.
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>>77448220
>>77448213
Sorry, I mean Coutinho, not Greasemann. They said they won't sign Greasemann.
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>>77447690
Does anyone actually watch lel liga outside Barca/Real and maybe Atl/Real
The lower teams have already admitted they don't try
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Was jim ever accused of tapping pam?
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>>77448236
never bothered with US Office
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Did USA all stars beat RM?
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>>77448242
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>>77448231
they honestly don't, but they like to pretend they're relevant because a lot of '''''fans''''' ''''support'''' them on twatter desu.
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>>77448245
I love how the back-to-back CL winners may have had the worst pre-season of all the big clubs results-wise.
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>>77448251
they clutch when it's important. Like if any NT dominate Qualification phases for a major tournament (say like an "Euro") but get beaten by a small unknown country in said tournament
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>>77448251
Well, Bayern is a thing.
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Monaco's 18-year-old forward Kylian Mbappe has decided to leave the club, with Real Madrid, Manchester City and Paris St-Germain in the race to sign him. (L'Equipe - in French)

>Barcelona have already made contact with Monaco over a move for the highly rated French forward. (Le10Sport - in French)

The Spanish league will not accept PSG's payment of Neymar's release clause with Barcelona because of the 25-year-old forward's loyalty payment dispute with Barca, and concerns over PSG breaking Uefa's Financial Fair Play rules. (Sport)

>European governing body Uefa will ask PSG to explain how they intend to finance the transfer. (Daily Telegraph)

Barca will not try to sign Atletico Madrid's 26-year-old forward Antoine Griezmann despite Neymar's impending departure. (AS - in Spanish)

>The Spanish club will replace Neymar with Borussia Dortmund's 20-year-old French forward Ousmane Dembele. (Marca - in Spanish)

Borussia Dortmund have rejected a bid from Arsenal for Dembele.(Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Neymar's former representative Wagner Ribeiro says: "PSG will pay the release clause and Neymar will be presented in Paris this week."(Marca)

The Brazilian passed his medical with PSG on Wednesday in Portugal.(L'Equipe - in French)

>Barcelona will use the money from Neymar's sale to fund moves for Chelsea attacking midfielder Eden Hazard, 26, and Liverpool forward Philippe Coutinho, 25. (Sun)

>The Catalan club will bid £100m for Coutinho, but Reds boss Jurgen Klopp says the playmaker will not be leaving Liverpool. (Daily Mail)

Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino is set to make Argentine goalkeeper Paulo Gazzaniga, 25, his first summer signing from Southampton in a £2m deal. (Sun)

>Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone has told his club's board that they must sign striker Diego Costa, 28, who Chelsea value at £50m.(Evening Standard)

Chelsea are in no hurry to sell Costa and are determined to hold out for their asking price.(Daily Star)
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>>77448263
Perfectly describes the England national team in international tournaments
>qualify unbeaten
>crash out in the group or first knockout stage
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>Chelsea will look to sign Leicester City midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 27, instead of Bayern Munich's 19-year-old Renato Sanches. (Mediaset, via Metro)

Everton's £50m deal to sign Swansea attacking midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, is likely to be completed over the next few days. (Guardian)

>Defender and Liverpool target Virgil van Dijk, 26, is close to forcing through his departure from Southampton. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, 25, wants to stay and fight for a place at the club, despite interest from Italian side Sampdoria. (Daily Telegraph)

>Liverpool midfield target Naby Keita, 22 is unlikely to sign a contract extension at RB Leipzig, says the German club's sporting director. (Bild - in German)

Leicester forward Demarai Gray, 21, is happy to stay at the club after talks over his future.(Leicester Mercury)

>Watford are keen to sign Everton's 30-year-old winger Aaron Lennon, with the Toffees willing to sell. (Liverpool Echo)

Winger Stewart Downing, 33, is training with Middlesbrough's under-23 side after his transfer to Birmingham stalled. (Evening Gazette)

>Sunderland are hopeful of signing Aston Villa's 30-year-old forward Ross McCormack on loan before the start of the Championship season.(Team Talk)

Manchester United are ready to promote 20-year-old midfielder Scott McTominay to their senior squad.(Daily Record)

>Turkish champions Besiktas have joined the £20m chase for Leeds' New Zealand striker Chris Wood. (Daily Mirror)

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says he will be "happier" if the Red Devils can secure a fourth signing of the transfer window. (Daily Express)

>Mourinho says France forward Anthony Martial, 21, will not be leaving Manchester United this summer, despite being linked with a move to Inter Milan.(Daily Star)

Stoke are planning a £15m bid for Crystal Palace's England winger Andros Townsend, 26, to replace Marko Arnautovic.(Sun)
>>
Daily reminder Wolves are going to dick the championship
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>>77442114
Millionaire, fucking all the hoes and traps he can, and snorting cocainum? You're right... and I would do the same.
>>
>This is the year la
Looooooooool
>>
you now remember when Liverpool beat Dortmund 4-0 in preseason, a fan claimed they were going to do the treble, but finished 7th
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jznTqWgcq_8
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>>77438711
The great fucking depression
Seriously. The bubble will burst harder than the pope's dick in an u10s match. There is no way this can go on forever
>>
Any news on polish players?
>>
Any news on literally anyone to Liverpool?
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>>77448387
Chabby martins la
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>>77448283
Extra bullshit edition. Journos must be having a field day pulling Neymar replacements out their arse. Has the Neymar fee been sorted? How has he already had his medical?

>Gazzaniga to Spurs
Why
>>
>>77448391
>>77448387
>>77448366
>>77448350
>being this obsessed
Pathetic isn't a word good enough to describe you.
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>the liverpool autist is lurking
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>>77448411
It's Jurgen himself, he's been indoctrinated.
He actually belies that this year is Liverpools year despite the last season and 3/4 being a giggle fest for ABL's.
>>
>>77448402
Liverpool fans are like that special needs kid in primary school who will throw a tantrum and roll all over the ground while screaming each time he isn't given enough attention but will also cry and run to the teacher when he can't handle the banter he so richly deserves and brought upon himself.
>>
>>77448411
Don't worry, I'll only be here until the season starts. Not out of embarrassment but because there is actually shit to talk about. Schooling you shitposters is fun for me.
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>>77448446
>it's a shitzen pretends not to be shitzen episode

Wew lad.
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>>77448446
nobody mentioned Leicester
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>>77448453
Evertonian la
>>
>>77448461
proxy off
>>
>In
Morata
Bakayoko
Rudiger
Caballero
The Ox
Barkley
Mahrez

8/10
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>>77448469
>>
>>77448469
>Morata
has he scored yet?
>>
>>77448480
More times than you have m8.
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>>77448480
h-his job isn't to score goals, w-we only wanted him f-for his linkup play, l-lukaku stinks!
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>>77448486
bit of an unfair comparison since I dont cost £70m
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>>77448402
it was an honest question though
>>
>>77448494
You did to your parents. If it wasn't for you, they could have made something of their lives.
>>
>>77448506
foster home child, sorry.
>>
>>77448511
They killed themselves after they had to give you up due to the strain they put you under.
>>
>tfw Manure paid £90m for a literal meme
>tfw didn't think anyone could outmeme them
>tfw PSG pay more than double that for an even bigger meme the following year
>tfw cuckolds will actually defend this

Enjoy your bread and circuses.
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>>77448513
jesus christ stop trying to look for a good comeback because I said Morata is shit lmao
>>
>>77448523
Nah, what you should have said to me was

>how about you look for a good striker first before a good comeback

terrible, anon.
>>
>>77448531
I dont want to be aggressive
>>
>>77448518
The difference being that Pogba was actually the best player on his team
>>
>>77448535
Cause you're low test. Kidding brah, love ya bae. You and me 140500555 dead cops.

But Morata isn't going to be as bad as you say or think.
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>>77448518
>Cuckolds
is it 2014 again?
>>
this is getting too embarrassing, I'm out
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>>77448540
>The difference being that Pogba was actually the best player on his team
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>>77448540
top wew lad
>>
>Manure fans
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>>77448540
uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>77448560
>fans
Cheers m8
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Have you said congratulations to Brenny on reaching the final play off match? Because you don't have to say congrats, but its always nice to be polite
>>
>>77448553
>>77448557
>>77448560
>>77448562
best player for juventus, retard.
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>>77437209
the gylf needs to be the big fish in a small pond though, needs to play his game and he won't get the chance to do that at any club bigger than say everton, southhampton, west ham type teams
>>
Are >we gonna beat Netherlands gals today lads desu?
>>
any word on neymar to liverpool? How'd the london talks go?
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>>77448469
Don't think those Chelsea players will move to Leicester having just signed but I could be wrong
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>>77448578
are you a lady ?
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>tfw Coutinho leaves
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>>77448600
If I was I certainly wouldn't tell you.
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>>77448402
Go look out your window, cunt
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>>77448647
There's only some fat fuck, I assume it's you? Lose some weight you tracksuit wearing fuck.
>>
>>77448608
cant wait for saturday now
>>
what's the chance mahrez stays at Leicester? My bookie is offering 6.00 which seems very overpriced tbqh
>>
>>77448673
he'll hit up roma/spurs or chelsea 100%
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>>77448654
Lanklet here mate dunno who the fuck you're thinking of
>>
>>77448673
its likely he stays. I think Leicester have a buy out clause on him for around £40m and no team wants to spend that after his last season
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>>77448608
If Coutinho leaves who will bloot the ball into de Kop from 40 yards out?!?
>>
New lads
>>77448683

New lads
>>77448683

New lads
>>77448683

New lads
>>77448683
>>
>>77448546
>poly students
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>>77448685
I think Mane is the new one the fans fawn over
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>>77439321
I miss leonardo so much, he would have brought >us young insanely talented players instead of spending so much money on memes.
I want Qatar to go, the club need to redeem itself instead of doing that kind of shit. Even Man City are smarter with kebab petrol money. Fuck !
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>>77448684
this is my thinking. correct odds should be 2.0 I think
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>>77441353
>not going with superior 98
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>>77448480

Will Morata be this years >Torres ?
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>>77448608

Coutinho is the biggest meme player going, he does fuck all all game and then does a random BLOOTER and suddenly he had a 10/10 performance. A bit like Zlatan last season where he played shit all game but scored a tap in and suddenly was the GOAT.
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>>77448153
>Chelsea has played only three pre season matches
>Morata only played in two of them
>Morata has only played 23 minutes as a number nine.
>was played out of position in his second match due to ospina going superman on pedro.
>Arsecunt customer acting like this indicates anything.
The absolute state of you cunts
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>>77449113
No, Torres would cost like 120 now.
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