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SUPER RUGBY FINAL

>Sunday 6 August 2am
Lions v Crusaders, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
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Reminder that NZ is full kinetic.
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new sealand > australia
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>>77433921
superb
on time and full kinetic
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>>77433940
Thanks.
Spain > Poortugal
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fully kinetic thread
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>>77433925
Don't forget your Integridad, your Humildad, your Solidaridad and your YourDad lads.
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Me oh my I have enjoyed that yes boy
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>>77433978

Lel. Poor wee brazilbro.
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Hi what did I miss I was busy in MS paint
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UMA
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at least he didnt get angry like the muzzie in israel did
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>>77434080
Now THAT GUY was seething
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poo is good for agriculture lads
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>>77434055
>ordem e kinetico
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>>77434111
Please direct all poo-posting to the appropriate shitty thread
>>77433925
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>>77433921
based fucking kiwi OP saves /rug/ yet again lads.
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https://www.superbru.com/mitre10cup/pool.php?p=11720383

Pool name: Mitre /rug/ Cup

Pool code: goonwail
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>>77434135
keen
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>>77434141

You're in, Harbour scum.
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>>77434170
you watch your dirty mouth
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Better not 404 overnight lads I swear to God.
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>>77434460
sage
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>>77433940
People are going to assume we are the same person. I don't want to be ascosisted with such terrible "opinions"
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Scotland
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*enters thread full kinetically*
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>>77435555
noice
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フル・キネティック!
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Brazil lurking with vengeance on his mind.
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would you rather be a white guy in south africa or a black guy in new zealand?
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>>77437944
How many blacks live near me in South Africa?
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>>77435940
*bows*
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>>77437944
Black guy in NZ.
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Just woke up honestly.
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>>77437944
White guy in South Africa
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>>77437944
Define black.
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how will you lads be celebrating Lions win on Saturday
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>>77441328
Going to a party with the QT I'm sweet on so I don't know when I'll get round to watching the replay. Probably round lunch time.
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>>77441328
Putting my superior boer seed into a Spanish QT
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>>77441328
By sleeping through it.
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Gonna play PS4 all day lads.
Feels good.
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>>77441749
que feo jajaja
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Glorious bump for the CrusaGODS
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cumguzzlers
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Anybody have a link for the /rug/ Bru RC pool?
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>>77445864
There's pool only for NPC for while
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Think I might go full kinetic on the missus tonight lads
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>>77434080
That was the /rug/ thread of the year.
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>After three weeks off Facebook.. I return to this debate??!! Really... surely there are other more worthy issues in sport? How can anyone hate the mighty Crusaders haha..
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Today I figured out that Huebro isn't pronounced as Hugh bro but actually Hwhey bro. I'm just not fully kinetic this week.
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>>77447086
Think of it this way lad, if you're not kinetic you're potential.

I hope I've brightened your day.
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>Can so-called Kiwi neutrals really find the desire to revel in Crusaders failure should it happen, knowing what the region has endured - knowing how many lives have been affected and in some cases ruined by the earthquake?
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>>77447217
>haha look at those retards complaining about the earthquakes XD
epic and edgy
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>>77447252
daniel
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>>77447217
Is that real?

Holy fuck. The year Queensland won was the same year as a flood. Get over it you big queers.
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Daniel should have died in the earthquake

I hope he gets mauled to death by the Lions at the Zoo
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Just took a huge smelly turd. I named it Joe Grogen
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Just finished work. Reporting in. Can't wait for the final tomorrow!
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Rugby
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*logs into the 'chon*

hello i am here now
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*throws up*
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>>77437944
>wanting to be anything in south africa
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>>77447542
Get a life.
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How strange. The thread quality dipped immediately at 15:26:45 exactly and then again at 15:29:58
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Gentle reminder that I could HEEM any person in this thread.
Sidenote: I wouldn't even need to make physical contact with any of the fat, smelly forwards, just make them excessively waddle around until they pass out
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>>77447683
>I can Heem you
>I'm a back btw :3

Embarrassing.
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>>77447683
You're consistently the most unfunny poster in this general. All you do is regurgitate shite other posters say, flip out whenever Queensland is mentioned and generally suck yourself off.
You really wouldn't be out of place in a Facebook comment section.
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Gentle reminder that Queensland has won more superugby titles than all 8 African franchises combined.
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>>77447742
The Bulls won 3 titles in four years. 2 all South African finals and a 61 - 17 ass blasting of the Queefs. How many all Australian finals have there been?
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>>77447830
I apologise, that shitty tripcode was only supposed to be for one post.
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>>77447830
>>77447742
Ausfag confirmed for not being fully kinetic or having potential.

>Walks into the gym
>Puts tape on mouth
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>>77447742
The state of (You)r Super Rugby knowledge is appalling, at least post facts and not fantasies, retard.

>>77447724
Enjoying following me from /cric/ to /rug/?
Seek help
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Tripfag power rankings;

1. Kintetic Potential

POWER GAP

Everyone else
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Got a date lads.
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Execute all namefags.
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>>77447946
What's his name sweetie?
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>>77447830
Gentlepleb still counts with his fingers and can't even get that right
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>>77447984
I still count with my fingers boss. I could only come up with 7 African teams. I forgot about the Faguares.
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https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/95379773/brandon-roche-and-brooke-rolleston-jailed-for-more-than-a-decade-each-for-raping-15yearold-girl-at-party Great start to the week for Chrushedchurch.Hoping these lads get to watch the final in prison!
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>>77447927
Cucknetic potential and gayrold are shitspouter narratives
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>>77448038
I have nothing to do with Shitspouter. I talk rugby not shit.
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>>77448057
>I apologise, that shitty tripcode was only supposed to be for one post.

>I apologise, that shitty tripcode was only supposed to be for one post.

>I apologise, that shitty tripcode was only supposed to be for one post.
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>>77447830
>>77447860
>>77447868
>the bulls have won superugby

Incorrect. The bulls were a rather successful Super XIV team. They have only made the final 4 of superugby once in 2013.

But don't let the facts get in the way of your seething butthurt. I wouldn't expect you faggots to know anything about rugby but that basically confirms it.
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>>77447960
Garold.
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>>77448091
>Super 12
>Super
>12
>Super 14
>Super
>14
>Super 15
>Super
>15
>Super 18
>Super
>18

There's a reoccurring theme there.
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>>77448096
Sorry Shag, don't go on dates with irrelevant posters. You've mistaken me for somebody else.
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>>77448105
>super 15
>super 18
>when I can't argue the facts I just make some up

There's no such thing as super 15 or super 18 you pleb.
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Another gentlebitch goes on pathetic damage control episode?
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>>77448091
(You)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JleobFMDd8

He's a rather large lad
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>>77448116
There literally is you pedantic cunt. You're just calling Rugby Union Rugby you twat.
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>>77448175
Mate there is no reason to get so absolutely bent out of shape. Just admit that you were wrong and move on.
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>>77448186
(You)
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I can't believe after all these years people still fall for the superugby bait. Just goes to show how many seething freshies we have.
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>>77448214
pretty funny
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>>77448214
>Aussie talks about rugby

It's enough to make anyone seethe
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>>77448214
>Hurr durr I was pretending to be retarded

This is coming from a guy who literally pretended to be retarded and made people actually believe I was retarded.

The state of Australia
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>>77448139
>actually taking the time to make this
see>>77447724
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>>77448287
I love how he made South Africa one of the stickmen as if South Africans in /rug/ isn't something that only started happening in the last month.
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>>77448287
Thanks for taking the time to reply, please find below how important your feedback is to me:
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NZ only /rug/ when?
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>>77448390
Facebook tier
Consider retiring from /rug/
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>>77448417
>cant handle a bit of banter
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>>77448214
I remeber taking the bait last year and then clicking and having a good laugh.
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Pretty salty this evening lads.
Getting enough sex?
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*flexes*

you tell me mate

*dabs full kinetically*
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>>77448776
Honestly no, but I am also not one of the triggered lads.
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cute guys with big muscles and tight bodies are so gross hahaha like hahaha lol so weird to be attracted to that haha
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Why does the saffer try to copy shitspouter lads
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>>77448776
I am not
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*shooes away kiwis with a broom*
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*shooes away kiwis with a broom*
*allows thread to 404 while they sleep*
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WELL I'M STILL UP YOU CUNT
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>>77448956
it shows lad
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>>77449088
Don't worry, Hue is still bumping his thread kek
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>>77449107
I just bumped it tßh
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Remember that league thread that had like 3 guys in it?

KEK
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The one thing you can say about hueposter is that he has principles. He absolutely will NOT post in this thread.
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>>77449121
Like the Pacific championship or something ay.
Papua New Guinea vs Tokelau or something.
I bumped that thread.
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>>77449121
>>77449171
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>>77449162
I bet he's lurking and absolutely seething. If he thinks he can slip in undetected during the game he's got another thing coming.
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>>77449162

He already has.
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>>77449121
Is that we're calling your mum now?
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>>77449200
OOF
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>>77449181
>COCONUT BOWL
geg
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amount of bru points I've lost this season, foolishly thinking jags might win is ridiculous
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>>77449181
>you now remember grilled cheese broken oven meme

Haha *pisses on a grilled cheese*
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>>77449199
he did slip in a cheeky one post didn't he
>>77449193
He's pretty chill, doesn't seem to get to worked up
>nek minnit israeli
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>>77449224
Jags are the ultimate homebabbies but managed to get slotted at home quite a few times too.
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>>77449224
The amount of points I have lost this year by refusing to not tip the Crusaders in principle while the rest of /rug/ jerks them off is retarded.
I got that one Hurricanes game and felt based as fuck though. I got the Lions tour game as well I think.
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>>77449224
After a certain point if you're far behind you just need to start picking darkies as well just to try to make up points. The number of times I picked the reds or force by 1 point against a kiwi team because I was certain no one would pick it was wild.
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Fuck the cumguzzlers and fuck indians
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>>77449256
And here's us thinking you were just a tremendous casual.
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>>77449281
t. Tipped them to win this weekend
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I believe the Lions will win.
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completely forgot who i tipped lads

but im sure my pick is extremely muscular
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Is there a more boring team the the cumguzzlers?

None of their players are even remotely interesting. I suppose it's just normal for Cuntabrians to have zero personality.
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>>77449307
I came second last year I'm pretty sure, and that was with kiwi swags memery.
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>>77449464
Except based Aucklander and All Black captain, Kieran Read.
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>>77449102
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>>77449495
If it makes you feel any better, I've fucked 2 girls this week.
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>>77449517
Right AND left? You stud.
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>>77449547
Stale joke mate. You make it in every thread.
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>>77449547
No, 2 female humans.
Attractive ones.
Both Asian.
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>>77449517
How's that supposed to make me feel better
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>>77449597
Thought you'd be happy that /rug/ got some pussy.
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>>77449573
Thanks for subscribing to my posts.
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>>77449583
based daniel
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>>77449611
Haha yeah m8

*shits on you*
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Final bump for 8 hours.
Godspeed little thread.
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Shitspouter sucks cocks.
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>oh yeah, that guy was a lion
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just went full kinetic on the missus, lads
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WE WUZ PRO 12 AND SHIET
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>>77451548
>Pro 12 fixtures still not out
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>>77452289
14*
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>>77452889
JUST CONFERENCE MY SHIT UP FOR NO REASON
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>>77454318
I'm looking forward to the back peddling 2bh.
>traveling to SA is just damage control it's not a real barrier
>damage control already
Some classic NH posts from this week
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>>77454416
t. hurricuck
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>>77454770
It was cantabs saying that this week lad
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Halfpenny to Scarlets
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>TFW Aussies let us down yet again
FFS you were suppose to stand your ground on the $B₩ decision and rid us if him. He is playing the Bledisloe opener now, thanks a lot!
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>>77457099
>Mfw he does another shoulder charge to the face and gets sent off
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>>77457237
>World Rugby then have to clarify that Jonah Lomu Rugby matches count towards the end of the ban, but EA games don't
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>>77457237
It's annoying because they had it right the first time
>a game of 3 halves technically doesn't count as a rugby match by regulations
>an internal trial doesn't count as a game if significance
I didn't read the article so I don't know what one they went back on but neither if these should count.
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>>77457641
Man this comment was really funny. Keep up the good work.
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I haven't been following /rug/ for the past few weeks/months, what do you lads think of this Pro 14 business?
Will all the South African teams jump ship after them and is the rest of the SH screwed because of it? I've heard 75% of Super Rugby's TV money comes from South Africa, not sure if that's true or not.
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>>77458693
iirc SA has been struggling to full stadiums and get viewership, if that's what's keeping SAANZAR afloat we have already sunk lad. SA jumping ship would be great Pacific centric competition when?
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>>77458820
One franchise for PI and other one for Chile
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>>77458956
The idea would be to cut down on how many 20+ hour flights there would be so no Chile, no Argies and no SA. Super 10 with 5 Aussie and 5 kiwi team's. Play your own country home and away and once each other team alternating home or away each year.
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>Labour trying to pull itself together
>Greens literally falling apart because one of their leaders is a criminal
>Labour trying to distance itself from the corrupt Greens
Well shaping up like this might be Nationals largest win in history. And looks like their won't be a Labour-Greens coalition to even threaten them.
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>>77458956
Make your own south american league

I think Argentina should have enough fans now to support it
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>>77459461
I'm expecting a big showing from TOP
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>>77459516
>hardly even 1%
kek not even going to get a seat
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>>77459595
kek didn't that pulp sport party do better than that.
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>>77459516
I'm expecting a big showing from your mum at the strip club.
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>>77459595
>muh polls
lmao

>>77459855
Pathetic
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>>77459866
Pretending to be a law student on a Laotian rug weaving icq channel while your mum sucks dicks in the Bunnings car park? I agree.
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GentleBen is losing it lads
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knocked off early lads

what the FUCK do i do
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>>77459936
wew
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>>77460054
Knock yourself out
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>>77460054
Red wine enema
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>>77460139
now we're talking
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>>77460054
mastie with a cheese grater.
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>>77460054
Couply bottles of buttery chards
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>>77460223
Sand paper would be better can get a good grip right around.
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>>77460054
play rugby.
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>>77460801
>implying anyone in /rug/ knows the first thing about playing rugby
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>Lions will win
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Apparently Canterbury vs South Canterbury ranfurly shield match is on in 5 mins
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>>77461541
Kek
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Rubgy.
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Havent got laid for like 6 months. Said fuck it and got an easy Asian qt.

We had sex like 5 times per day. Now I can barely do it 1-2 per day and my dick wont work.

This is not going as expected
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>>77461732
based daniel
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Beer O'clock lads
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>>77461954
2 deep already lad
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>>77461979
Lucky buggar
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>>77461979
I'm 2 deep in your mum lad
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>>77462121
2 inches deep? wow really stuffing it down to the hilt arent you
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>>77461979
Me too and I'm 2 hours ahead of you.
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>>77462146
kekd
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>>77462266
thats 2 hours behind me m8
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>>77462335
kill yourself
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>>77462666
"No"
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>>77462666
Tripfag with their trip off post

>>77462793
Muscular well executed post
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>>77462812
Thanks.
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fully kinetically drunk lads haha
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>>77462870
I'm at that level of drunk where I just can't be fucked doing any more work this week.
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Ek=1/2mv^2 lads
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Can't wait for the final at 2 fucking AM hah right lads? fuck
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final? more like urinal
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>>77463064
Maybe you should stop living in such a shit Timezone?
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>>77463225
All important rugby games sh ould be held at a reasonable RWCT you utter cunt.
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frying up some weetbix for dinner lads
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Feeling pretty hungry but the only thing the pantry is a pumpkin soup sachet.
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>>77463366
Just make some cheese on toast as well that's a full meal
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>>77463355
Post some piccies
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already eaten my frybiccies
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rugby players on DMT when?
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>>77463457
joe rogan could play a mean hooker to be frank
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>>77463459
For sure my guy
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>>77458820
Because our niggers want to watch other niggers play

Thats why nobody cares enough to go watch
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>>77463459
The franks are props lad.
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>>77463673
yeah mate you're talking to one right now AMA
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>>77463678
What should I do with all my leftover foie gras?
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>>77463678
How many buckets of kfry did you inhale this week?
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>>77463678
On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat and smelly are you?
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>>77463678
When was the last time you saw your lad?
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>>77463678
Fuck he died of a heart attack.

RIP
I
P
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What movie should I watch lads?
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>>77463956
Theaters or downloads?
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>>77463982

CBF going out tonight so download / on demand / streaming service of choice.
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>>77464007
Gettin' square.
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>>77464036

I've actually seen that ha. I'm well versed in Australian kinographies.
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>>77464007
Half watching the latest Alien movie. Not really feeling in the mood for it but it is pretty good. Think some of it was filmed in NZ from the scenery.
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>>77464056
seen the proposition?

top tier aussie kino
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The Rover is a decent aus movie.
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>>77463956
One Hour Photo if you're a kinoisseur
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>>77463956
I'm gunna watch Shot Caller once i go get my beers
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The man from snowy river
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>>77464059

Yea heaps of Milford Sound shots to break the immersion heh. I thought it was a decent enough movie but the hardcore fanbois hated it. Can't win them all over I guess.

>>77464065
>>77464073

Excellent choices, seen them both, The Proposition is more rewatchable I feel.

>>77464071

Haven't seen this, but I actually quote like Pattinson (esp his work with Death Grips) so might give this a nudge.

>>77464074

Yea I'm leaning toward this as well, my uncle was a screw for 40 years and reckons it's decent.
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First Japanese lesson, 2nd September lads.
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>>77464452
Just watch some anime mate. All Out!! will teach you everything you need to know.
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>>77464135
It was decent. The couple of twists I saw coming, they tried a bit hard to recreate scenes from the original. Wouldn't have regretted paying to see it in theaters /10
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>>77464135
I've heard Shot Caller is a contender for MOTY
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>>77464059
I'm watching the rock. Classic Michael bay kino.
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>>77464694
Not even kidding.
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>>77464719
gross foot lad
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Anyone wana play me in SC2?
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>>77464739
Sorry lad I'm not Korean. I'll play you in splatoon 2 if you want.
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>>77464749
Sorry lad I'm not homosexual
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>>77464758
That might be true, but if you're challenging strangers to sc2 on a Chinese cartoon website I'm guessing you have about as much sex with women as your average autistic pilowbiter
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>>77463956
Murderball, if you haven't already seen it
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>>77464780
Funny you say that because I literally had sex with the gf 10mins ago

stay mad
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>>77464829
Why would I be mad? I had sex with your girlfriend 11 minutes ago.
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The classic "nah uh I'm not a virgin I just had le sex xD" response and it's variations.
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I definitely didn't have sex just then friends. But I'm cool with that and don't need to lie on a burmese cat enthusiast forum to strangers in order to make myself feel better about life.
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>>77464719
is that nail polish?
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>>77464862
>>77464923
>>77464858
Yall bitches sound Sexually frustrated hahaha

not me tho
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>>77464957
Looks like it.
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Just got done having loads of sex lads hahaha. Penis in vagina haha.
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>>77464719
>>77464990

There are female posters posting under kiwi flags in /rug/ but this is just taking things a little too far.
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Genuinely not looking forward to New Zealand walking to another Rugby Championship.
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>>77464990
w-why?
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>>77465019
>walking
you mean wheezing and gasping
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>>77465019

Argentina coming second will be good for SH rugby t t t t
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>>77465077
Not if Aus and >us continue to decline how we have.

>>77465072
what?
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>>77465059
W-why not anon sama?
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>>77465107
Are you a chick lad?
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>>77465107
It's pretty fucking gay and that colour doesn't compliment your skin tone
>shaved legs too
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Late night for me guys. Going to play some Rugby 08 before bed!
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>>77465121
No it's my missus you fucking dickhead.
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>>77465214
She looks fat.
You can tell my the porky toes and lack of ankles.
You a chubbychaser lad?
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>>77465170
Based Garold
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>>77465239
She isn't.
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>ywn watch shitty movies on your crap tv with your fat gf in poopeelia
Thank fuck for that 2bh lads.
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>>77465239
Thank you for making me crave pork crackling. mmmmmmm yummy.
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>>77465300
It's ok if she is. I'm not into fat-shaming.
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For me, 2am is too late to wait up and too early to get up. Guess I'll record it lads.
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>>77465332
Go have a drink lad
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>>77465359
Not drinking at the moment m8
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>>77465382
Why's that?
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>>77465390
Just on a health kick.
Coupje of months ago, I was eating like shit, drinking, smoking, not exercising.
No good.
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>>77465315

I am

>>77465107
>>77464990
>>77464719

Cankles are absolutely disgusting and nothing is a bigger boner killer than a really shit calf to ankle ratio.
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>>77465422
I think it's cute gentlepeen has a chunky gf
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>>77465406
You're allowed to have whisky lad, I have at least one virtually every night.
It helps.

>>77465422
This is an elite truthbomb
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>>77459130
>Super 10 with 5 Aussie and 5 kiwi team's
But the Australian market is collapsing and NZ is a tiny country, you'd never be able to afford to keep your star players with a league like that.
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>>77465438

Gebblypeen normally has a bottle of aquafina placed prominently in his pics so I'm not sure it's him, it's just another aussie chubby chaser.
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>>77465460

>accidently opens an ignored post from an ignored flag
>Sees this post

No wonder I blocked this flag.
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>>77465422
You'd like my missus' lower legs m8. Former ballerina (national troupe) and now a yoga and dance teacher. She hates Nicolas Cage and wears nice coloured nail polish too.
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Watching Shot Caller now lads
Fuckin have to wait to pick up dad from the pub until i can drink any more
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>>77465474
>NZ is a tiny country.
Bit rich.
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>>77465495
Get your fat missus to drive.
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>>77465504
That wasn't me I would be seen dead with a pig like that kek
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>>77465549
So your missus had cankles and that applies to every other woman with the same profession.
Hmm really makes me think.

That you're a bit of a cunt.
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>>77465580
Good lad
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>>77465549
when did she dump you?
>>
Seething reply incoming.
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>>77465611

When we both decided to move to europe independently of each other.

>>77465584

No, it applies to all professional dancers. You sound like the kind of guy that thinks all professional ballet dancers have massive cocks instead of the codpiece they're all required to wear.
>>
There it is.
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>>77465677
All dancers have gross bodies, and are weird as fuck about their feet because they're all fucked up.
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>>77465474
I'm sorry, I confused this for a rugby thread on a sports board but I seem to have stumbled into an Oceanic banter thread instead.
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>>77465677
Ew look at these cankles.
The problem with your posts (and it's easy to spot them) is that you're a fucking know-it-all and there's pretty much nothing worse.
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>>77465722
Stick around you might learn something
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>>77465729

I also have a double degree BSc (Phy) / BEcon so I am looking forward to more seething posts from you. I AM a seething know it all, because I do in fact, know. It. All.
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>get back from after work drinks
>the absolute fucking state of this thread

New Zealand was a mistake.
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>>77465813
And yet here you are, arguing with teenagers on an anime forum.
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>>77465831
An Australian started it by posting his fat gf's ankles and triggering this muh 2 degrees autist. Blame yourself.
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>>77465729
Inclined to agree with you, my gf is also ex-ballet and shit, her ankles are flawless.
Some of her toes have taken a bit of a beating, but that's somewhat expected
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>>77465858
Yeah the missus' toes are pretty knobbly. But what would I know, I'm lying on the internet.
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>>77465834

I can't lie, mistakes were made.
>>
Picked up the Dad lads
back on the bundy's
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>>77465935
Is gentledad off his tits?
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>>77465994
I hope he goes gentle on bens bumhole tonight lads
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>>77465831
>fat girlfriends
>getting bummed by drunk dads
Poopeelia's a fucking disaster m8
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>>77465935
Back on the bundy's what?
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>"Shit hurricanes top, cunt"
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>>77465994
I'm not that fucking faggot
>>77466103
Back on the Bundabergs
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>>77466139
That's the secret anon, we're all gentleben
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>>77466147
STOP IT
SAY IT ISNT TRUE
>>
Just left work for a cheeky sit down at nandos. After I'm done here I'm going to go home.

Excited for the rugby tomorrow. Gonna have a nice braai. I think the Lions have a better chance at winning this than my Sharks.
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>>77466185
Prepare your bum for gentledad
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>>77466185
But look at your flag anon. It's common knowledge that gentleben is the only Australian. Therefore you are him. And I am you. And we all have a girlfriend with big ankles. And kiwis are furious about that.
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>>77466246
Nandos is such a fucking meme
>overpriced
>tiny portions
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>>77466246
t. Fat kaffir
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>>77466246
hey guys the "cheeky nandos" meme has just made it to South Africa. They're going to go wild for dat boi when it makes it there 5 years from now.
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>>77466264
i'm not an aussie though
and i don't want to be mentalben or have a pig girlfriend
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>>77466355
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>>77466405
Ah yes, Hooper
Wobs captain and best running back
>>
1- New Zealand
2- South Africa
3- Argentina
4- Australia

RC final standings
Prove me wrong
You LITERALLY might be able to
>>
Final bump
Let's hope this little thread makes it through another night
Step the FUCK up NH
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>2.30pm kick off
based saffa time zones
>>
Cheetahs first game is Ulster away. Hope they aren't expecting sun.
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>complaining on women posters in /rug/
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>kiwicunts have to stay up till 2am to watch their own grand final
Having such a wide league with so many different time zones seems pretty silly tbf
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>>77468020
FULL KINETIC POST
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>>77467844
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>>77468116
Enjoy the Pro 14
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>>77466564
Aussies won't be that bad
Saffas won't be that good
Argies could do that but it isn't a Rugby World Cup year so I doubt it
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>>77466564
1. uMzantsi Afrika
2. Aotearoa
3. Argentina
4. Australia

ZA is in ascension, with a proper game plan to follow and NZ is still staggered by disappointment against Leões
>>
I don't think I have seen a post that ignorant of rugby team dynamics since Shitspouter said the chiefs will go undefeated this season.
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>>77468896
ur just mad as fuck cus ur not in ascension
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>>77468908
I'm just mad we are full kinetic 2bh
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>Kings first game is Scarlets away
lol and the saffas thought they knew rape
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>>77469162
Do you think they will break their biggest loss (60ish) or most points conceded (70 odd) records?
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>>77469239
Kings will have to travel all the way to the UK and Italy off the back of a long super rugby season. I'd be amazed if they didn't get fucked up a few times. If they do better than the Italians then I'd consider them a success though.
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>>77469298
I kind of want them to do well just for the shit it will start in Super Rugby, I really want Super Rugby to break up so we can reform it with just NZ and Aussie like back in the day.
But your right, they also don't have their preparation up north dialed in and it will all be new.
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>>77466246
>Finishing work at 3:15 pm on a Friday
Lol, do you work for someone poor lad?
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*wakes up*
*dabs*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GmmK2vPq7A

I'd smash her bro.
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post elite players
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>>77472331
OK, you first.
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>>77466264
No, there's that one expat BSK lad.
He's a top lad.
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>>77468780
The new teams are only an hour ahead of the UK zone tbf m8
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>>77468867
based Zambia in full kinetic ascension
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You can tell the age of a lot of foreign posters here because they've only followed rugby during a period in which NZ have seemed virtually unbeatable. They believe the All Blacks are crushed by losing a test. Lions tours have ALWAYS been a massive challenge. NZ has had countless defeats at the hands of our great rivals, RSA and Aus, just not so much recently. Even second-rate teams like Ireland and England have beaten us. NZ has had MANY failures at RWCs. They NEEDED to lose. Several incumbents NEED to be dropped while new blood is brought in and hardened for 2019. The ABs will bounce back to destroy the RC this year and will easily be in the 2019 RWC final. Meanwhile we have to sit here and read shitposts from countries that won't even make the semis, possibly even getting knocked out in pool stages. Again.

Thank you for reading my blog.
Pic unrelated.
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>>77472891
The Lions are literally the only team with a winning record vs NZ aren't they?
Only the most casual lads would be surprised with a NZ loss to tell the absolute truth.
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>>77472923
They've only won the series once m8
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>>77473058
Uhhm sweetie we just won the series 1-1
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>>77473173
hahahahaha this never gets old
>>
I started thinking about the final SR thread, then I realised this thread will probably make it through the final. ftfy
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>>77473219
There will be three saffas and maybe one pajeet in the thread.
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>>77473228
you gonna stay up?
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>>77473230
For the Crusaders? Nah I'll just record it and watch in the morning.
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>>77473246
That's what I was thinking. Such a shame. Two of the most meh teams in the whole competition duking it out.
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Looking forward to this lads. Wish it were starting this weekend. Who cares if it overlaps super playoffs?
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Hi.
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>>77473268
Hey.
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>>77473268
Hi.

Rugby union, commonly known as rugby, is a contact team sport which originated in England in the first half of the 19th century.[3] One of the two codes of rugby football, it is based on running with the ball in hand. In its most common form, a game is between two teams of 15 players using an oval-shaped ball on a rectangular field with H-shaped goalposts on each try line.

Rugby union is a popular sport around the world, played by male and female players of all ages. In 2014 there were more than 6 million people playing worldwide, of whom 2.36 million were registered players. World Rugby, previously called the International Rugby Football Board (IRFB) and the International Rugby Board (IRB), has been the governing body for rugby union since 1886, and currently has 101 countries as full members and 18 associate members.

In 1845, the first football laws were written by Rugby School pupils; other significant events in the early development of rugby include the Blackheath Club's decision to leave the Football Association in 1863 and the split between rugby union and rugby league in 1895. Historically an amateur sport, in 1995 restrictions on payments to players were removed, making the game openly professional at the highest level for the first time.[4]

Rugby union spread from the Home Nations of Great Britain and Ireland, and was absorbed by many of the countries associated with the British Empire. Early exponents of the sport included Australia, New Zealand, South Africa and France. Countries that have adopted rugby union as their de facto national sport include Fiji, Georgia, Madagascar,[5] New Zealand, Samoa, Tonga and Wales.

International matches have taken place since 1872. The Rugby World Cup, first held in 1987, takes place every four years. The Six Nations Championship in Europe and The Rugby Championship in the Southern Hemisphere are other major international competitions, held annually.
>>
Thank you and please watch our sport.
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>>77473268
Hola
>>
>>77472891
Abs will underperform until next year due to benders absence
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Daniel are you seeing this?
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>>77474539
yeah m8 AMA
>>
>>77474593
What are your thoughts on said Faggot?
>>
Daniel is too elite to post on /rug/
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>>77474618
Never seen him before but he looks like the kind of cocksucker who'd support the poosaders tbph.
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>>77474539
This is at Weirhouse at vic uni.

Tell me how this is relevant to daniel
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>>77475405
Christ's fag in to the bargain.
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This whole I went to a faggy school in crushedchruch and know some geek called Daniel meme is really cancerous tßh.
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>>77476785
Threadly reminder that I'm friends on facebook with Damo
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>>77472891
2bh the lions tour wasn't much of a challenge. So many rediculous handling errors and overrated first fives let us down
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>>77473254
And you got beat by them. Kek
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>>77477025
I haven't played them.
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>>77476943
Daily reminder that I'll cave your skull in if I ever catch up with you.
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Back again lads
On the beers again hahaha :^)
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>>77477104
Sorry. Don't hang out with fat cunts.
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>>77477146
You don't hang out with your mum much then?
>>
>>77477146
Pretty obscure "banter". You'll have to explain it to me. How am I a fat cunt?
>>
>>77476943
>from Sydney Australia

kek. Of course a player that shit would be from New South Wales.
>>
>tfw think gril i met the other night is dtf but i want to watch the rugby tonight

hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>77477792
The games on at 2 you can do both.
>>
>>77477900
Games on at 2 in NZ.
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>>77477900
2 poo peeland time, 12 am aest
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>>77477792
>get her drunk
>fuck her
>she comas at 10 like girls always do
>watch rugby
>>
>>77478052
>comas
you got some skills there to be putting her into a coma lad,
>>
>>77477911
No worries, just means that you've got to push the tempo early. Not looking to go 12 rounds, be direct, get all your shit in early. Wait for her to fall asleep. Meet her at 6 rather than 9.
>>
good day skiing lads
gonna grab a few winks and then wake up for the saders to inevitably disappoint me
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>>77478245
Did you go skiing today?
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>>77478271
disgusting and shameful
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>>77478073
Doesn't take much skill to slip something in her drink lad.
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>>77477792
start yelling the names of crusaders while you're fucking lad
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>>77478489
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>>77478529
SBW, Dan Carter, Wayne Crockett, Andrew Merhtens. Aaron Mauger, Nathan Mauger, Aaron Smith.
>>
cuckrold Ltd.
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>>77478816
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>>77478883
Retard
>>
>>77478900
I'm staying up till 0200 to watch the game. My mom is letting my stay up.
>>
Today is the day

Today is the fucking day WE assert our dominance as the best side in rugby. Our side has been having amazing form and are looking calm, cool and collected against shook lions team that will get utterly BTFO in the final for a second year in a row. Let's be real here - the crusaders are the best team in the southern hemisphere and outclass the lions in almost every part of the game. Our lineup is vastly superior, we have a much better manager and not to mention a superior training regiment. We were built to win finals and will showcase that here tonight. This is what we've been training all year to go out and accomplish so LETS FUCKING DO IT LADS

COME ON CRUSADERS
>>
>>77478944
LE CHRISTCHURCH HEART MAN HAS RETURNED
>>
shut up cuckrold
>>
>>77478816

Shameless, stale and stolen /nrl/ meme Pty Ltd
>>
>>77479045
t. cuckrold
>>
>>77478944
based fucking le christchurch heart man
>>
My name is Garold (You) absolute blind fuckwits.
>>
Shut up cuckrold
>>
>>77479072
You need to learn to respect me you fuckwit. You're lucky that you're sitting behind a keyboard you stupid fat cunt.
>>
Shut your face cuckrold
>>
I want to >>77479094
fight you.
>>
Cuckrold doesnt even have an original gimmick
>>
>feeding tripfags
Hnru
>>
>>77479106
http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/2015/0063/latest/whole.html#DLM5711810
>>
Just had some eggs in the changeroom at gym.
I will answer any of your questions
>>
>>77479197
What are your thoughts on the Harmful Digital Communications 2015 Act?
>>
>>77479197
Eggs in the changing rooms? Wouldn't want to stink the place out.
>>
>>77479197
Do you feel any sense of shame when you add nothing to this community and shamelessly ape the posts of other posters to try to get people to pay attention to you?
>>
>>77479351
he meant he sucked on some guys balls
>>
I totally missed out on this cool and hip new kinetic potential meme, can somebody explain
>>
>>77479412
Oh. Gross. Hope he doesn't post in this thread ever again.
>>
>>77479431
>he's full kinetic
>>
>>77479351
It was in honour of that Crusaders dude who went on a tirade about how it upset him at his gym.

>>77479394
>it's wrong when you do it
>it's right when I do it

Kill yourself autist
>>
Haven't posted on /sp/ in years, someone give me a quick rundown.

Daniel not a virgin anymore? Is this Garold dude AMS?
>>
>>77479539
Daniel killed his /sp/ persona January last year
>>
>>77479568
Tell me more.
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>>77479431
>not being full kinetic
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>>77479605
No
>>
Who do you honestly think will win?
A team that had a record loss streak a few years ago, or a team with the best history in the tournament?
>>
Glad Gayrold took a trip. Added it to the filters today.
>>
>>77479431
Yes I can. There's no super-secret cool guy club here. Hue described NZ rugby as full kinetic. I think meaning we're at maximum output, no potential to improve. Naturally, the lads took autistic delight in this fairly typical example of his shitty English.
>>
>>77479568
he still posts in cric
>>
Went and saw Baby Driver today, can honestly say that that movie is full kinetic.
>>
>>77479701
He advertised his gig, got bullied and fucked off
Nothing like his old narrative
>>
Great game in store tonight!
>>
>>77479605
I'll tell you. There's no super secret oldfag club here. Two summers ago, Daniel quit 4chan with a long-winded tldr farewell. Naturally, the lads took obsessive com0lusive delight in this, and even to this day, Australian autists will declare any kiwi who posts on /cric/ to be Daniel. He has of course moved on and is doing better in life. It's hard to decide, however, which was more pathetic: the cringy farewell or the subsequent Daniel obsession from /cric/ losers.
>>
>>77479699
Case in point.
>>77479708
>>
Might just crash out on the sofa and see if I can wake up at 2.
>>
Wait, so are we using full kinetic in the negative sense?
>>
>>77479773
Jesus try to keep up ffs
>>
So I guess we'll need s new thread soon
Slightly gutted 2bh.
>>
>>77479744
Nah I'm being serious. It's a movie that tries to show constant motion. The flow states of each character, both how they reached them and what could ruin them, was a major driver of the plot's direction.
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>>77479807
Neat.
>>
Just watched the red pill with the gf
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>>77479834
Red pill me on the red pill m8
>>
>>77479464
I'm not from Christchurch and I made 1 blog post one morning about it and a couple follow up posts. Then the "Indian from Christchurch" got triggered and some other anon stepped in to trigger him more.
>>
>>77479844
Not really interesting for your average 4channer. Didn't learn anything new. It's only really interesting to watch it with somebody who is a semi feminist and has something to say about it.
>>
>>77479862
Sounds gay as fuck tbph
>>
New thread before le full kinetic huemonkey fucks it up again
>>
>>77479807
I head it was a musical done right for modern times rather than the literal/classical musical style like lalaland ect.
>>
Is there anything more fun than a Jackie Chan fight scene?
Kinetic af
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>>77479896
A shitspouter fight scene
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>>77479896
t. every frame a painting
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Why do you all hate me? I love /rug/
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Shut up Cuckrold
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>>77479896
Looking forward to his new movie Tbh
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I would rather heat up a knife until it glows white hot and slice my downstairs operation clean off than reply to a tripfag
>>
>>77479938
>not heating up some knives for some dots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn8GQs54bsU
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>>77479893
I'm on it.
*sighs*
>>
Time til kick off?
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>>77479978
bout 2 kinetic hours
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>>77479978
Exactly 2 hrs 20min
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>>77479894
I could see where that idea comes from. Most of the set pieces run to the beat of the music, and that music is diegetic the whole time. Really great, would recommend catching it in a cinema.
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Hope Gentledad has been getting serviced regularly by Ben
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>>77479998
>>77480007
Ok, thanks.
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>>77480035
Glad the gentledad anal rape meme took off.
>>
>>77479933
What's your fave?
For me, it's Drunken Master 2.
>>
>>77480042
It's not rape when all parties are consenting lad
>>
>>77480036
Who you picking?
>>
Gentlepeen you here lad?
>>
Poosaders posters you here lads?
>>
Based kiwi expat art lad you here lad?
>>
Shitspouter you here cunt?
>>
Hurricanes are not playing this week.
>>
Consistently upset Wellington poster you here lad?
>>
*wakes up*
haha lads
>>
*dabs* lad you here lad?
>>
Yemmy you here lad you fucking champion?
>>
Blues year guy you here lad?
>>
>>77480087
>>77480093
Yeah mate, right here

I'll be staying up to support the Lions.
>>
>>77480083
Yeah m9
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>>77480057
Who am I going to support? Crusaders. It's definitely not my favorite team in NZ Super Rugby, but it's New Zealand's team.
>>
>>77480120
Top lad
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>>77480116
yeah m8 gotta support the kiwis
>>
It's been a great season lads.
>>
FRESH BREAD
>>77480149
>>77480149
>>77480149
>>77480149
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>>77479972
Thanks lad appreciate your work
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>>77480172
Shame about the crusaders cheating every week though
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Gentledad you here dad?
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>>77480187
Yes.
At least Memekenzie was exposed. That was satisfying.
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>>77479894
I saw it. It has been massively overrated.
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Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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