Who will replace him at Barcelona?

me :-P

dirtmund's Dembele

Dybala or Mbappé , i think

>>77433046
i am disappoint

Or Couthinio, but Klopp dont what to sell it

>>77433061
>mbappe
No chance.

>>77433046
either mengele or mandela

>>77433064
Why, cos he's chasing money rather than glory?

As a Barca fan I hope it's not Mbappe. Signing Greaseman or Dybala as well as a midfielder like Coutinho would more than compensate for the loss of Neymar.

>>77433072
Why ? because of the price ?

>>77433059
>generic wing nig #432

I know Barca's board are retarded, but surely they'd go for someone with more clout than him

verrati + coutinio

After Liverpool rejects their approaches they'll splash big for Dembele and maybe try and finally replace Thiago. Who that is anyone's guess though.

>>77433061
Messi will decide
and Lionel doesn't like negroes

dele alli lad

Time for Paco Alcacer to step up.

Born is SAM

>>77433077
that's neymar sr

>>77433077
Yeah, kind of

Why move to France in a motherfucking WC year when >we need him to be at his absolute best?

>>77433106
And how much are PSG paying Nerman?

>>77433111
1 teradollar

>>77433109
Expect a French patriot playing in an amateur club to break his leg in a Cup match.

>>77433111
neymar jr or neymar sr?

>>77433111
10 bitcoin a month

>>77433059
dembele plays on the right

>>77433061
mbappe is a 9

>>77433081
griezmann isn't going anywhere until janurary the soonest, most likely next summer.

the closest is dybala but he's not on neymar's level.


it has to be someone with the quality to help win the league and compete in the knockout rounds of the champions league. there's not many people like that.

>>77433124
heheh wait til it crashes

Unironically Cristiano Ronaldo

barca wont get any big talent. no one will sell this late in the window without a chance for backup. so forget dybala and similar ones. also barca will have to pay like 100 million for whoever they are getting. also barca has lost their esteem abit so no more players running there

>>77433046
>The city of Qatar

>>77433126
>dembele plays on the right
pace nigs can play anywhere

>>77433126
>it has to be someone with the quality to help win the league and compete in the knockout rounds of the champions league. there's not many people like that.
Barca's priority should be their midfield, that's their weakest position right now.

Not going for Bernardo Slva was criminal and they're not going to land Veratti either, so what are their options?


>>77433147
>this late in the window
There's like four weeks still to go, fella.

>>77433147
we will have 222m to sign players m8, we can even get 2 top players with that

Lucas Moura

>>77433165
>we

>>77433165
>we can even get 2 top players with that
Like who? Barca still need a forward and a midfielder.

Does "most expensive transfer ever" even mean anything anymore since to replace whoever you lost will also be "most expensive transfer ever"? There seems to be more money than talent these days. No wonder Arsene is having a tough time.

>>77433171
i work at FCB idiot
>>77433177
PSG is giving us verrati + 150M just to avoid the FFP, so we can sign another top player with those 150M (probably dybala or greaseman)

Buy Pjanić
Buy Dybala

STFU

Dybala or griezmann

>>77433180
Nah, shit is crazy like a Jew in a bank

>>77433046
Memphis depay

>>77433116
based

>>77433046
literally anyone. he was one of the most overrated monkeys to ever play the game.

Alex Hunter

>>77433116
like Falcao , a friend tell me the same AHAH

>>77433144
>Donaldo's tax trial deepens
>realise he faces 15 years of jailtime
>in a final act of desperation calls Messi up to hire his lawyer
>like a true friend, he gives him his number
>"Alright Ronnie just sign these papers and you are in the clear, no need to read it :^)"
>sign a 5 year contract for Barca earning janny wages
>minuscule: has to serve Messi's sprite 10 times a day. Ice cold.

>>77433165
yeah but the team you are buing from have so little time to look for a replacement lot of will say no. like juve has done

Harry Kane or Dele ali

>>77433220
No need to still be mad about the Euro, it's 2017 la

>>77433220
Top 10 anime plot

>>77433240
Why would I be mad, when we beat you 3-3 ?

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JUST

Timo Werner

spanish press reporting that Barcelona has notified Ousmane Dembélé's agent that they will present an offer to Dortmund for his client this week.

>>77433264
He's fucking shit.

whats the general reaction in brazil to this?

>>77433268
desu, every wingers are shit compared to Nerman

>>77433248
Brilliant win, whatever coping strategy works for you :^)

>>77433187
>>77433190
>>77433197
Barça into panic buy mode. But none of these transfers will happen.
>Dybala moving out of Jewventus: KEK
>if Greaseman moves it's to Manure
>Verratti is already sucking Nerman dick at Roissy airport

Barça line-up is so fucking old now. WINTER IS COMING

Emil Forsberg

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DONT MIND ME LADS

I'm going to Greggs, lads. Do you want anything?

Why don't they just go and buy Ronaldo?

>>77433299
>why don't they go and buy a 32yo tap in merchant who is going to prison

>>77433180
Arsene has the money he's just too much of a jew to spend most of it.

I'd be perfectly fine with this if Arsenal tickets weren't so fucking expensive.

>Mfw they buy Coutinho and buy back Alexis

>>77433317
alexis wants even higher wages than nerman

>>77433296
Tottenham cake please, the pink one

>>77433317
>Spending half your money on an inferior BR
That would be hilarious. Sanchez could work though.

>>77433317
Why Coutinho? That guy is massively overrated. He's a worse Fabregas.

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>>77433255

I would go for Marcus Rashford tbqh
top talent that could tear apart la liga and UCL with Messi and Suarez

>>77433046
Neymar is real best ? Paris can win now ?

>>77433404
would love to see him win a CL with PSG French bro

`diego costa

>people unironically considerin replacin Nerman which his 20+ goals and 20+ assists almost each season by a literal who anglo meme player who can barely score more than 10 goals in 60 macthes

>>77433432
I dont see futebol

>>77433454
>20+ goals and 20+ assists almost each season
No one mentioned Messi

A Jamais les Premiers.... TeamOM

>>77433502
first season at barca :
>56 macthes
>25 goals
>19 assists
second season at barca
>66 macthes
>52 goals
>11 assists
third season at barca
>57 macthes
>34 goals
>21 assists
fourth season at barca
>50 macthes
>25 goals
>26 assists

what a terrible player

>>77433524
>autism

>>77433538
>a-autism
Nice comeback

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>>77433046

If they have the football intelligence that I have, their shortlist will read like this. (by priority in descending order)
>hazard
>m'bappe
>deli alli
>sane
>coutinho

>>77433538
>seethin

>>77433538
hes rite tho ahmed

Marco Reus

>>77433546

I would also consider Alexis Sanchez.

daily reminder that brasilians peak at 25

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>>77433524
hopefully a midfielder or someone that doesn't stop the play every time he receives the ball

>>77433547
At what? You got so upset at a sarcy response you had to sperg out with stats (incorrect ones too), then get even more mad when your autism is called out? lmao

>>77433549
Except he isn't.

Martial

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>>77433555
is fiji islands a RARE?

>>77433524
He would have scored twice that amount if he actually GOAT tier. He is Donaldo at Man United ans he doesnt have the worl ethic to transform himseld into a powerful striker like Donaldo did. PSG arent buying what they think they are. Without Messis brilliance around him he will struggle to reach the heights of CR7 and Messi.

>>77433555
Are you a Fiji-Indian?

Tom Daley

>>77433592
it's wikipedia stats, and yes NT stats count, like they count when you fap on messi or cr7 stats

>>77433609
those numbers are very inflated and fake if they are supposed to be nerman's

>>77433616
NT stats don't count you mental bastard. Why would Barca care about what he does for the Hues?

>>77433626
The Algerian has basically included NT stats and Santos stats

>>77433616
>including nt goals to feel better about this scam
lmao get ready to feel underwhelmed

>>77433628
you can be blind on his NT stats then he's still the best winger on earth

>>77433655
NT stats aren't relevant at club level

>>77433165
As if the barcelona board will spend barely half of that considering how economically fucked they are.

They'll get that actually good midfielder they need and nothing else.

>>77433645
when it's messi or cr7 you spics aggregate the goals but for nerman it's not fair , kek

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Dybala because Mbappe belongs to Real Madrid.

is lel liga, dare i say it, finished?

>>77433697
Not whilst the two greatest players on the planet are still there

>>77433710
but jack wilshere plays in england....

>>77433664
>how economically fucked they are
lmao still pushing this narrative in 2017 when you have a hard time paying 15m for cebollas

>>77433067

If Liverpool got £100m plus Rakitic I'd be alright, as long as that money is spent on a player

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>coutinho
>£100m + rakitic

hahahahahaha fucking state of the scousers

I still stand by what I said 2 weeks ago; he's not leaving.

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>>77434040
Fuck off Aquafreah

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>>77434040
Se quedar

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>>77434068
begone

>>77434040
https://www.fcbarcelona.com/

hes literally said he wants to leave to the club

medical is set for tomorrow and presentation on saturday

>>77433511
with the corrupted Tapie in charge everybody knows your cl doesnt count

>>77433609
visiting england on holiday leo?

>>77433812
>you

I don't give a shit about halal bruh.

>>77433046
Coutinho for sure.

>mfw Barca replace nerman with pulisic
>mfw even a bigger customer market
>mfw he still gets 20+ goals/assists cause he plays with fucking messi and suarez
>mfw he already knows how to dab

On a scale of 1 to doopin mental, how probable would you rate this outcome?

>>77434220
i highly doubt barca would go for a benched dortmund player

>>77433609
he will probably be better at psg as he can be more selfish as a player. He was always behind messi and saurez at barca, now he's the focal point. He's going to bang them in.

>there are """people""" who think Barca will buy Mbape

>>77433116
this frog has the right idea

>>77434268
>tfw I rate neymar
>tfw I'll pay tickets to see him rape my small club
>tfw I'm like a cuckold

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>>77433116

>you now remember that Falcao got killed by a fucking history teacher

>>77434300
What are you talking about? he was a halal butcher

>>77433046

There isn't a substitute at his level!

>>77433240
>>77433273
figo literally has 0 sense of banter

Barça would go all in for MBraaaaaap.
It would hurt Madrid greatly.

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>implying Catalonia won't secede in a couple of months, kicking Barsa out of the Spanish Federation and thus every competition worth watching

>>77434564
They would just be like Monaco competing in Ligue 1

>>77433628
because in the year of our lord 2017 clubs change managers and buy new players every day and if he is unable to adapt in a team with a manager and team mates that speak his own language he may not be such a good asset for the club.

Look at guys like Costa or Balotelli. They have struggled with their NTs and have been a pain in the ass for most of their clubs.

>>77434564

winning the world cup is their end game.

>>77433511
in divegrass, maybe

not even the first ones in France

>Dybala/Dembele/Griezmann are going to play LW
Really?

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>222 mirrions

>>77433270
Most people believe he's moving to PSG so he can shine by himself, win the CL and hopefully earn a Ballon D'Or. And it's a WC year also, so more chances of that happening if >we win it.

It's not for the money, it's for the glory. We just don't know if he's good enough to pull it off. But who knows? Maybe he noticed he's peaking already.

>>77434564
Every region should secede, then you should all form an Iberian league.

>>77434510
He's unironically a top 5 CM, but I doubt he'll move due to his love of Napoli

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https://youtu.be/4dZoywZTmck

>>77434868
You act like getting a substantial payraise isn't the main reason. There is 0% chance he would go there if he got the same ages as in Barca

Donde esta la MSN? La MSN donde está?

Barca should just go 3-5-1-1, that way Messi can be the luxury player he was born to be.

>>77434957
I think he wants to be the star.

>Top choices:
Dembele
Gelson Martins
Mbappé

>Good choices
Coutinho
Dybala
Griezmann

>Just fuck my shit up
Paulinho

>>77434957

Money is half the equation

He's an egomaniac so why they ever thought they could convince him to live in messi and rat king's shadow I don't know

>>77434957
You're insane if you think he doesn't already have money to do whatever the fuck he wants. He can sustain 5 generations of his family with the money he already has. Sure, there's a lot of money to it and that's no small deal (specially considering his father), but I do believe Nerman's in pursuit of glory mainly. It's all about that ego.

it's going to be fucking coutinho
fuck liverpool why do i even support them
we always get cucked

I think this is all the Rat King's fault.

>>77435377
qtinho won't go anymore m8, chill out
source: i'm him

all the cited players are not left wingers...

Ross Barkley

>>77433524

so you are telling me he's getting worse every season

>>77435442
you might be onto something:
>nerman brought to be messi's ''''heir''''
>underwhelming first season, no titles won, he's clearly nowhere near messi's level
>barcelona bring in suarez
>treble won, suarez has monster season, messi truly respects suarez's skill, unlike nerman's
>suddenly nerman is not even barcelona's 2nd best attacker
>suarez is also great friends with messi, a true friendship a psychopath like nerman can't ever have or understand
>nerman is furious, his narcissism can't take it anymore, he's not even second best at barcelona's attack so he accepts psg's diva project
oh well, live and learn

>>77434347
Of course there is.

League assists in 16/17:
22 Forsberg
20 de Bruyne
...
15 Neymar

League goals in 16/17 by wingers:
37 Messi
18 Insigne
16 Papu Gomez, Hazard, Keita Balde
15 Salah
...
13 Neymar

inb4 muh dribbling

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>>77435547
ayy lmao

>>77435626
>5 assists against Celtic
L M A O

as long as it's someone who likes mate, he would get along well with messi and suarez

>>77435626
he's a bit of a stat padder against shit teams tbf

>>77433046
Dybala 100%

Messi has asked for Dybala. If they offer 100-110m for Dybala Juve won't say no.

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>>77435677
ayyyyy lmao

>>77435700
The predator of Paris Saint German

>>77435716
Toni Kroos appears in all the meme stats.
According to this Messi is only one chance better than him?

>>77433096
Mmm what about Umtiti?

>>77435746
No, according to this he created one more chance than Messi in this La Liga season.

It's not hard to read the pic, my dear muslin friend. Stop being a brainlet

>>77435716
>nerman on the same level as pedro leon
can't argue against this

>>77433046

Why do you think they re-signed Deulofeu?

>>77435767
>make a pass to Messi or Suarez
>they score
>this counts a "chance created"

could spurs really turn down £100m+ for meme alli?

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Leo Messi posted a video in which he said farewell to his strike partner of the past four years, Neymar, who is close to completing his move to Paris Saint-Germain. It means Barça's potent MSN (Messi-Suárez-Neymar) strike force is no more.

Messi wrote: "It was an enormous pleasure to have shared these past few years with you, my friend. I wish you the best of luck in this new stage of your life. See you. #Tkm*"

*#Tkm - I love you very much.

>>77435780
As a backup, they didn't have a proper forward in the bench. They need a starter

>>77435800
No but why would Barcelona or any other top club buy some English player? They are never good outside of their hoofball league

Even England's NT starter Joe Hart got exposed in Serie A

>>77435782
Lmao, that's how statistics works, my muslim friend. Welcome to the adult world.

>>77435816

they have to save face. need a big signing, not literally who from the german league.

is this transfer just for endless money? or am i missing something?

hes not gonna win the balondor in france, only one player ever has in the history of the award. Is he gambling it all on this next one season because theres a WC at the end of it as well?

sure he has some BR friends there, but alves is like 34, hes not gonna be around for long, thiago silva is like 33, same with him. Then theres just meme players like lucas (who sucks) and marquinhos, who i guess has potential but hasnt really progressed at all.

surely if he really wanted to win it, he'd come over here? The two htings the PL does have is good managers + enough money

PSG seems like a waste, monaco are already falling apart, mdabby + lemar will either leave this summer or both be gone this time next year. No ones gonna look at neymar and say yeh il go play in that league for any other team than PSG.

>yfw they sign chief keef sanches

>>77435887
They are getting Dybala or Coutinho, who are bigger names than Alli or Kane

>>77435930
there are rumous of neymar even getting a hotel from the psg owner ay

>>77435931
kek, this could unironically happen

barcelona love meme portuguese midfielders

>>77435936

dybala won't leave. coutinho is shit.

maybe £150m hazard bid.

hazard but he's coming back from injury and chelsea won't sell

>>77435970
How much is the clause for Dybala?

>>77435985
no such a thing for dybala

>>77435985
120m if barcelona comes asking according to his contract

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>>77435626
'no'

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>yfw BaTmAn*LoKo uses all the money he'll receive from his transfer on CS:GO skins

>>77436027
so, barcelona can buy him

I'm sure Dybala would want to play with Messi instead of Higuaín, even more now that Alves left

>>77435985
Why would Dybala leave? Juventus are better than Barcelona.

>>77436027
his agent already said that there's no special clause for barcelona tho

>>77436027

you just made that up!

>>77436049
because that's another clause of the contract: always deny the barcelona clause

>>77435930
>hes not gonna win the balondor in france
he will by winning the hexa m8

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>>77435716
imagine what Cavani will make out of those

it will be PSG-Metz every nights

>implying he needs to be replaced

Barca should just strengthen their other position, desu

>>77436039
>whoscored
>copa del rey
>0 assists

lmao he assisted the first goal in the final m8.

get rekt

>>77433116
I'd fly to France and suck that person's dick if that happened.

>>77436099
a 1-2 pass outside the area doesn't count as assist la

>>77433082
Parce que il est un 9 et il joue pas au gauche.

Why is he leaving Barcelona again?
He had amazing teamates and shot to win the CL and La Liga.

>>77436123
>imagine being so mad that you start to make shit up to feel better

>>77436140
>shot to win the CL

lmao Barcelona can't even past QFs anymore. If PSG buys a gk and a midfielder they'll be semifinal tier

>>77435954
no they don't, they only ever bought 1

>>77436151
Areola is god tho

>barcelona won't pay the 26m loyalty bonus to nerman sr
>barcelona won't have to pay nerman's 25m wages + taxes
barcelona just freed an additional 75m

>>77436164
They are gonna buy Kane and Coutino and still finish behind Atleti in the standings.

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>>77436182

>They will buy Kane
>Kane

>>77436182
>and still finish behind Atleti
only happened when they won the league, it's halal that has trouble staying above them

What about Alexis or di María?

>>77436087
Tu vas poster la même action en boucle? C'est même pas un fail. Cavani c'est le meilleur 9 au monde sur l'année dernière. Tu dois vraiment pas connaître grand chose au football. En même temps la France et le football... Suffit d'écouter vos "spécialistes".

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Uefalona with 222 millions available will be a fucking monster next season but then again... that board of directors lmao.

Unironically trial Deulofeu for the first half of the season with the Moroccan lad as backup. Semi-free internal solution.

Of course if they can't hack it then FCB have played themselves and are stuck picking from among Europa League targets and South America-based players.

>>77436270
I wish they would have got that 5m james loan

>>77436290
neither deulofeu not munir have the level to be starters, if they want another starting attacker they need to sign one

>>77433165
>we

are you a member of the teams adnimistration? could you please elaborate into the big enchilada and why Neymar decided to leave? was it an actual personal conflict with Missy?

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>>77436140
Guy didn't want to be overshadowed by Messi, (And even Suarez a ittle) anymore. So it makes sense he goes to a two team league that not even the French watch.

>>77433081
>As a Barca fan

Which part of Barcelona you from m8?

>>77436312
>Neymar decided to leave?
1. He wanted to be the star of the team
2. His homeboy Dani Alves
3. Money

>>77436322
He's now being overshadowed by 4 entirely more relevant leagues

>>77436040
>yfw the clause was paid with csgo skins

>>77436235
votre complexe d'infériorité vous rend très arrogant

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222mn for a professional futsal player paid in lawn equipment and Overwatch loot boxes is still less obscene than than 49mn + treble-winner Eto'o valued at 20mn for one season of Zlatan.

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>>77433255
Already got his Barca Jersey

>>77436453
>treble-winner Eto'o
in his last year of contract and with the coach wanting him out for two seasons, literally value 0

I'd say the 90m for james were more obscene considering the return

ronaldo

No need to replace. Just play a bit more narrow like Madrid. What did Neymar even do when it counted?

Why don't Barcelona just sign any of PSG's half dozen wingers?

Drax. Di Maria, Guedes, Lucas, even ben Arfa or Jese if deadline day is coming a little too hot on the horizon?

>>77436480
wew, how could I have forgotten that the "No hay 'FEELING'" debacle went on for two summers? They shopped him out everywhere. Lyon, Spurs, Real Madrid, even Uzbekistan.

As for James, buying a standout player from a recent WC is customary for them going back to at least Zidane. But they were sure made to fork out the cash. 75m for de Bruyne would not have been plausible without it IMO.

>>77436350
Exactly. Ibra scored 50 goals with PSG and no one cared. Neymar is going to have to get 70 and win the CL to get close to ballon dor

>>77436533
>What did Neymar even do when it counted?
CL against psg isnt that long ago...

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>>77436592
What do you mean? nothing happened

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>>77433046
isn't it obvious

>>77436581
Only a matter of time until Qatar buys the rest of UEFA and Naymar gets it 5 times in a row

Why don't they go for Sanchez?

Dybala won't leave.
Mbappe wants Madrid.
Griezmann wants United.
Chelsea won't sell Hazard.
Liverpool won't sell Coutinho.

>>77434227
Pulisic got more starts than veteran players like Kagawa and Schurrle. Though he's still developing and should be a top world class prospect in a few more seaso ns.

>>77436592
That game was more about PSG's incompetence than Barca's strength, something that was demonstrated when Neymar and Barca were embarrassed by Juve

>>77436652
Did you forget they sold Sanchez in the first place?

>>77436685
Chelsea sold David Luiz

>>77436581
Messi's 73-goal season was down in part to picking up the workload of an injured David Villa and the below-par performances of Pedro and Alexis.

Theoretically It shouldn't be feasible with a functioning coherent team around you but Ronaldo has hit 60 and 61 in seasons past too.

>>77436682
But it still counted.

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>>77433165
>we
How is the wifi in the prison, Sandro?

>>77436652
Arsenal aren't selling Sanchez m8

>>77433096
>what is Samuel Eto'o

>>77436270
Its a blessing. Now everyone will want the retard Bartomeu and his board out after doing little to keep Nerman. This is a breaking point as his time as president. Now based Laporta will return and bring Poop back with him.

>>77436581
That's because Ibra wasn't scoring as much in CL and din't come close to winning it.

>>77436735
>he likes 1 (one) negro

>>77436769
lol yea, Ibra was a joke in ko games
plus he had not chance of winning the WC

>>77436797
Agüero is his best friend

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They're unironically gonna sign mahrez
t knower

Buy Dembelesic from Dirtmund for 150 million together. Not only will you have a top class midfielder in Dembele but you will also have a competent American who will win you a shitload of marketing money in Pulisic. Plus they play great together and will make a shitload of assists with Messi and Suarez.

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>>77436797
Henry? Toure? Abidal and Messi were literally BFFs. You know nothing, Petrescu.

>>77436752
What's wrong with this Barcelona board again?
By my count since Laporta left they've won at least one trophy every season with the exception of the one where they lost the league on the last matchday and also Marc Bartra got skinned alive by Gareth Bale.

Besides the admittedly unforgivable Thiago slip-up which may well have happened under Laporta too what else do fans want?

Choupo-moting is free

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>>77436652
>Chelsea won't sell Hazard.

>>77437001
Choupo-moting was damn good in my Fifa 11 manager save

>>77437193
He is great when he tries. Like every second or third game.

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I hope they don't snatch up Obama from Dirtmund.

>>77437396
Why would they want a tap in merchant?

Coutinho will hand in a tranny request and then flop

>>77433252
Underrated, nabbed

>>77437454
>tranny request
australia went bonkers last night, hes on a 3 day ban at least and probably passed out drunk so minimum another ~5 hours before he gets a proxy and starts dumping tranny porn

Odd that nobody goes after Firmino, he is the much better Allrounder than Coutinho, and fighter

>>77433252
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9SUZGOOXkY

>Goodbye Neymar! 2013-2017 Goals and Skills Compilation #Respect

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>>77437423
I am just paranoid cause any good players of bvb get snatched up by other teams.

I hoped dembele stays for a couple seasons. Looks like farca will snatch him ;_;

>>77437556
I'd reckon they will go for Dybala.

>>77433317
>Alexis

Did people already forget how bad he was in Barca? He was worse than fucking Pedro. Buying back Alexis is the most retarded thing you can do with the money

>>77436455
KEK

>>77437519
Firmino is nowhere near as talented. Coutinho is good enough to be in Barca's midfield and create chances.

>>77433091

>t. no clue of football at all

Europes biggest talent atm by a wide margin.

>>77437670
Better than Mbappe?

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>>77437670
hmmm no sweetheart, not even the biggest french talent atm

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>>77434564
>Catalonia leave
>Barsa forced to join the french league
>Nerman gets cucked by Messi every year

>>77437670
I felt in love with the guy the first i have seen him play. The way he handles the ball is something special. I couldn't really pintpoint what but there was something. I think it's because he's perfectly ambidextrous.

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>>77437713

>>77436270

I said it before, they should have made a big signing before selling Nerman. Now everyone knows they have 200m.

>>77436581
Ibra was invisible in the CL and doesn't play for a relevant national team

>>77437765
he has this awkward style where he leans over the ball so much you think he will fall over but then he changes directions so quickly like it shouldn't be possible
you can't take your eyes of him


>>77437709
nah

>>77433252
How many times has Pique been BTFO on social media?

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>>77437713

>France accepting a team who would rule their league year after year after year after year after year after year after year...
>Barcelona without paying the same taxes than the rest of the french teams
>probably kick someone out to put them in that place


sure, so stupid it's actually believable.

>>77437713
>Barca
>joining ligue 1

the financial regulation comission would send them directly to national 1

>>77437807

who cares, they will probably buy another meme player like ALL CANCER.

>>77437864
less than the butthurt he's causes to halalfags

>>77433046
Coutinho and Dembele

>>77437900
>Barcelona without paying the same taxes than the rest of the french teams
like monaco? lmao

>>77437909
>the financial regulation comission
ayy we've all seen the great job they do with psg

>>77433093
kek, not even close

>>77436797

Also Ronaldinho


I bet you are the same romanian that sucks ronaldo's dick everyday on this board

>>77433077
>glory
Kek. Barcelona gave a middle finger to Daniel Alves, despite everything he did there. Dude had to cuck the board to leave from the front door. Just imagine poor man Nerman.

>>77437957
they regulate debt, m8
if PSG has no debt, they won't do anything against them
they're extremely strict on that, or at least much stricter than in the rest of Europe

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>>77437957

>

>>77434941

Well this is unironically a very good idea, Iberian League, so the portuguese teams won't play the Champions League again

Me gusta

>>77433294
>psg pay the release clause
>player want to move
>HERP DERP HE DOESN'T LOVE US
>scatalan press in full rage mode
Neymar didn't have to say a thing about his transfer before it being sealed.

>>77438033
Porto and Benfica would be able to compete with everyone but Real/Barça. Playing in a relevant league would help them more than anything.

>>77437993
>Daniel Alves, despite everything he did there
oh yes, all those seasons playing for free

>515k a week
>overall contract, with bonuses etc is worth 450m

ridiculous

>>77436674
The only way to truly tell if a Dortmund player is the deadly on the team or the Bundesliga in general is if Bayern buys them.

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>>77433046

>Who will replace him at Barcelona?

Why don't Barca go look in Italy? They could get Niangolan or Mertens

>neymar sr is not getting his 26m bonus from barcelona
lmao cucked

>>77438027
>hurr durr barcelona won't be able to play in france due to different tax regimes
>monaco plays there and they even made a law to accomodate monaco in ligue 1
lmao you just confirmed what I was saying, fokin mong

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>>77433046

>>77438091
It's not about the paycheck. It's about the respect you're shown.

Also:
>earning money is bad lmao

me
t. bacteria

>>77438305
Was he actually good at Everton or wherever the hell they left him at?

>>77438216


T. too stupid to read

He doesn't need replacing, he's utter garbage and will get exposed without Messi

but at least he will make money modeling for Dior and doing Louis Vuitton guest appearances

Barca re going to buy Greaseman and Coutinho now aren't they

>>77438394
nah, he's 'good' dribbler but horrible finisher and always picks the wrong choice

Cuntingho hopefully as Liverpoo can't sign anyone as good as him to replace him.

>>77438460
is coutinho good? like world class?

>>77438484

Not Suarez level because he could only carry Liverpool to top 4 and not an actual title challenge. He's the sort of player that looks world class for half the season then invisible for the other half of the season.

>>77438513
oh well, if he can get similar numbers in barcelona midfield I'm ok with it

>>77438484
no not at all

only liverpool fans rate him here

i have no clue why barca think hes good enough to replace nerman

>>77438565
he'd go to midfield

>>77438484
Yes

Unironically Reus

>>77438084
benfica is trash m8. they sold everyone and can't find replacements anymore. i'm afraid their time at the wont last top one last 1 season more

>>77438627
>will be 29 this season
his time passed, sadly

>>77433577
34 year old Henry did way better than him lol

>>77438671
Still got a good 3 years left in him.

>>77438701
reus hasn't had 3 good years without major injuries since he was 3 years old

I unironically think this would be a good deal for Barca if they didn't suck so much at transfers

>>77438669
Yeah but it would be different if they were playing in La Liga. They would get way money, easier to attract players and i'm pretty sure they have a bigger international following than the vast majority of spanish teams. It would be beneficial for them.

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IT'S BEEN DECIDED
>100m
oh well, paid with nerman's wages and bonus

>>77437993
>Dani Alves
They bought him for 40 million then they let him go for free. That's just about the dumbest business move in this sport I've ever seen.

Eden Hazard to be quite frank

>>77438823
Sauce

>>77438827
After 8 years of service when he was 34.

>>77438827
>doesn't know what amortization is
lmao

>>77438840
local radio/press, he's the top target right now for the attack and coutinho for midfield

>>77438891
they're kinda screwed, everyone knows they have loads of money so they'll just endlessly bump the price

>>77433096
he wants Dembele though

>>77438907
agree, but no matter what the nerman transfer money has to be reinvested this summer, otherwise you risk paying taxes on it