/heem/ - Grasso Coming up Edition

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Masvidal

>>77432719
It's really not a bad card at all but McGregor-Mayweather could suck the life out of any PPV. Plus it's headlined by manlets

>>77432743
What was this a reaction to?


Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPRy1B4t5YA

>>77432743
Why the fuck would you watch a fight on a tiny-ass TV when it's happening 5 feet in front of you

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Good morning heem

>>77431902

>Albanposting

I'm on board with this

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lmao

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>>77432734

Upcoming events:

8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

>>77432790
You think he'll beat Price?

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>tfw

>>77432758
watch jbj ko'ing dc

dana literally doesn't look up and its literally right infront of him not even on the other side of the cage

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>>77432799
Yeah

>>77432808
80 seconds

>>77432775
I dont get it

>>77432775
bisping the type of guy to creepily stockpile dirt on others in case they start badmouthing him, all round pathetic person

>>77432871
woodley was looking to fight him so no shocker

dont dis bisking either or i'll come to your house and fuck your mother

>>77432775
Why is Bisping such a savage?

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>>77432885
Bitchping

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What is the deal with Hunt and this video of his fat son kicking and slapping his toddler daughter while Hunt sits there laughing?

I saw it yesterday and the comments were full of people telling him what a piece of shit and garbage parent he is. Then it looks like it got zucc'd, now he's posted it again

wtf m8s

>>77432838
kek, is that the red tomato on the bottom right? I guess some people just can't stop watching TV

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>>77432911
Forgot webm of course

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>>77432918
DC never stood a chance

>>77432896
He tells the kid off right after though

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>>77432918
>I hurt myself today...

>>77432911
in grey suit, he has to have his own tv but its like 1 metre away from him why doesn't he look up

>>77432857
the GQ clothespins to make twood's suit look tailor fit

In order to have complete freedom in your shot selection and direction, you must first gain the ability to disconnect each limb from the body safely.
This is a right hand uppercut. But notice the separation in the shoulder joint. From the rotator cuff, to the clavicle and collar bone. The entire joint has complete freedom and separation.
That whip of a shot is free to go in any direction.
The same rules apply for every part of the body. Freedom in the body equals freedom in the strike.
Yours sincerely, the greatest.

>>77432857
>UFC champion
>Still literally too much of a poorfag to get his suit tailored
Who else but Tyron?

>>77432966
>people still think this guy won't knock Mayweather the fuck out

kek

>>77432970
they're not his suits dipshitta

>>77432980
>they're not his suits dipshitta
>Literally not even owning a suit
How do you even call yourself a man?

>>77432986
how do you make that leap

"oh he has a company car, LOL DOESN'T EVEN OWN A CAR NOT A MAN"

amerilard logic

>>77432992
Americans are so fucking brainwashed, it's pathetic.

>if you don't own these products, how can you call yourself a man lmao?

By the virtue of being a fully grown member of the male persuasion, dumb fucking yank.

>>77432943
Jesus Christ

I get that the commentators want to see the same shit as everybody at home, but that makes no sense for anyone else. Maybe he's a phone addict that glues his eyes to any screen out of habit

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>On fucking Tuesday Night Contender
>Calling out Bisping and Whittaker
I hope he gets heemd in his debut by an unranked bum

>>77433022
>Calling out Bisking
You call call out Tyron, you can call out Jon, you can call out Conor... but BISKING?
That's crossing the line, buddeh.

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>>77433022

literally who

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>tfw dc will literally never be the same man after the incident

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>>77433154

>keeping my retarded filename

preshiate it australia

How would prime Tito fare in today's LHW division?

>>77433163
3rd

>>77432853
Man Australian people are so dumb, stop having your dogs unleashed in areas where kangaroos are and then act suprised when your ugly ass dog gets choked out like a bitch.

>>77433174
why do you chain up your best friend is the real question heathen

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>>77433174
>not just knocking the kangaroo cunt out and cracking open a cold one

>>77433174
>the delicate little swede's heart can't handle the roo being rattled

mate maybe this sport isnt for you

ever considered taking up curling instead?

>>77433181
You best friend is a dog? What kind of loser are you? lmfao!

>>77433192
The kangaroo wasn't at fault here, his dog was on his turf and deserved to get choked!

>>77433210
dog is MANS best friend, you must be a woman

>>77433235
man is GODS best friend, you must be a dog

people with pets are usually weird

especially people who really love their pets like their family members, you just KNOW something is fucked up

>>77433256
>you just KNOW something is fucked up
people who don't like animals are serial killers FACT

so I know you're fucked up

>>77433263
I love animals bro

just not in my house because animals belong in the wild where they can be free

>>77433163
1. Jon
2. Prime Chuck
3. Prime Tito

>>77433269
Humans are animals you daft cunt

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Why do people like Grasso?

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>>77433269

>>77433291
Cause she's a pretty latina, duh

Why is Jon still ducking Dillon?

>>77433288
of course I didn't mean humans you absolute poof

>>77433302
who

>>77433302
Jon would fucking annihilate Dillon D'anus, he's literally not worth Jon's time

>>77433313
yup, dillon is focused on bjj, couldn't even get jones down. let alone jones recent obsession with the genre

I hope jones fights again before end of year

>>77433269
>just not in my house because animals belong in the wild where they can be free
Dogs don't belong in the wild, they've been pussified just like Western men.

They couldn't survive without getting food provided.

>>77433321
dogs are literally just swedified wolves

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>>77433308
The future.
>>77433313
Dillon would slap the sh*t out of him.

>>77433334
who?

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>>77433341
The man who has Jon running scared

>>77433334
>17-13 grappling record
>Not even one amateur MMA fight
>Spends his time trying to imitate Conor while totally kissing his ass, is even starting to sound like Conor in his recent videos
>"The future"

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>>77433210
>kangaroo puts dog in headlock
>somehow not at fault
Not how it works buddeh

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>>77433326
Agreed, this dog was a wolf just one century ago.

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>>77433354
Your moms a fan?

>>77433365
>First Schuabposting, now Danisposting
/heem/ confirmed for worst thread on this board

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Interesting that Mayweather wants to give in to McG's request to fight in 8oz gloves.

This makes no sense.

Mayweather is the defensive player with the weaker punch, he needs larger gloves to defend and to avoid getting knocked out by Conor.

Bad move...

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>>77433381
You're in the mist.

>>77433381
>now

>>77433392
Because to fight with 8oz gloves, they'll need to cut a lot of extra weight which will be much more difficult for Conor than for Floyd as Floyd is even more of a manlet.

>>77433347
nigger he's 170 max

>>77433392
There's probably already a contract on this, Mayweather knows this so he just talks shit.

Just like how he did after they turned McGregors mic off in the first presser.

>>77433347
damn that shirt be lit af where can I buy that shit nigga


finna buy that shit for sure

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>>77432918
Do TKO's count as simulating death ? How about limb submissions ?

>>77433210
>You best friend is a dog? What kind of loser are you? lmfao!

didnt know they had internet in refugee camps

>>77433429
this is a SFW board

>>77433407
>a lot of extra weight
2 ounces is a lot of weight?

>>77433414
mayweather changed the contract with pac many times after it was signed

>>77433381
>IMG poster
Don't feed the troll you fucking retard

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>>77433439

>>77433423
>Check Gucci website
>$450 for a goddamn white t-shirt
What the actual fuck

How can ONE (1) chin be THAT callipygian?

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>>77433452
You could buy so many Reebok fight kits with that kind of dough

>>77433441
10 oz. gloves are required for fights at 154 - the contracted weight - and above. I assume the idea is to move the fight down a weight class to 147 which would make for a very tough cut

>>77433392
Lad they could do it in 4oz gloves Conor would still lose

>>77433470
The last time Conor cut down to 145 he looked like absolute death, it's gonna be even harder now since he's been really amping up the dosage of dat dere celltech.
Floyd's actually pretty smart for doing this.

>>77433470
Oh I see what you mean. No, they can. There's nothing in the rules stopping fighters picking lighter gloves if they both agree to it.

Floyd fought Pacquiao at 154 in 8oz gloves

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Mayweather_Jr._vs._Manny_Pacquiao#Gloves

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Gooby is gonna knock floyd out within 3 rounds

>>77433493
Again, the can still fight at 154.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Mayweather_Jr._vs._Manny_Pacquiao#Gloves

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>>77433513
Already getting ready for comfy goobyposting after Floyd gets heemed

>>77432858
Pulling on the shorts, fight should be ruled NC

>>77433509
That fight was at 147. You're right about the exemption but I'm assuming Mayweather's not going to give away something for nothing.

If there was ever a time where Gooby could be Floyd it's now. I feel like nothing interesting has happened since 911, now we have Trump, Brexit, meme wars... This is surely the timeline where it happens.

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I gtg I'll be back this afternoon. Save your best memes for when I get back

>>77432778
so Doo Ho Choi vs Knight is the fight to make right? it will be the spiciest of bangers surely

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>>77433607
Haven't you heard ? Do Ho Choi is getting ready to bang those damn northern gooks

>>77433162
why does she look like Ivan Vanko from Iron man

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>tfw dc now stands for dead carcass

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>>77433743
Was Leron right ?

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new fight motion is out

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>>77433758
>this + the video of dc saying he won't get kicked in the head by jons left leg
Deepest lore

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>>77433764
>no main event heem

what did UFC mean by this ?

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>>77433805
im going through the fight motion now

>>77433301
>latina
>not THICC

what's the point

>>77433815
tyrone is a based still managed to throw exactly 5 strikes in 25min with a torn labrum

what a beast

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>>77433826
why are you and/or everyone from your country the worst poster/posters on heem?

>>77433850

Lawler didn't look as powerful as he usually does.

Did he get USADA'd as well?

>>77433850
except that im the most objective poster here youre just a pussy who has never had an injury in his life because you dont even train

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>>77433850
Worst poster in heem is the deepest division, that place is a shark tank full of grizzled veterans and young hungry prospects

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>>77433644
are you rusing me poland? last I checked he was gonna fight at 214 but had a shoulder injury

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There was a guy on Dana White's Contender Series last night who said in his post-match interview that he won because he was "redpilled".
His name was Tyler or somwething.

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>>77433876
>dc backing off after jon gets his mouth guard knocked out
Rookie mistake desu senpai

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For sure blemton squib's life has improved since he stopped fighting 100% my dude

>>77433876
DC forgot himself.
You could see him becoming over-confident. And then he forgot all about JBJs left highkick.
Sad.
DC perhaps could have won if he had been more composed.

Kudos to JBJ though. Very skilled to lull DC into a false sense of security like that.

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>>77433886
He injured his shoulder at firing range, obviously. Those things happen when you shoot guns 18 hours a day while preparing for nuclear war

>>77433876
should have finished him when the mouth guard was out!

Frank Mir is a dick, talking shit about Cormier for crying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Ff8LsnKUo

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100% Bunghole Smeg beat a current boxing world champ when he won a golden gloves championship my guy

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>>77433909
>you can't lose your belt if you never defend it, yeh

>Gus beat Jones
Is it just a meme?

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>>77433941
>can't lose your belt if you don't have one

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>>77433943
It was a close fight
Motivated jon whoops Gus's ass tho

It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevni Lee

Put my money on Pettis in the upcoming fightnight. Slightly against the odds.

Will pick the rest of my picks in the next few days. Stay tuned.

>>77433964
I think Jones would win Gus vs Jones 2 fairly easy, but it's still the fight I want to see most. It'd be hype as fuck.

I have this feel that if Robbie Lawler wasn't in MMA he's be a serial killer.

>>77433934
I bet this is your channel isnt it

frank mir says that its inappropriate to cry after you just lost to a guy. I agree

>>77433986
felt great seeing that dyke get BTFO

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>>77433977
DC had no control over his emotions because he was badly concussed
It's more joes fault for being a faggot and interviewing him anyway

>>77432743
i wanna see the heem

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>>77434002

>>77433994
how some a concussed person come up one of the most iconic lines in sports history?

>if he wins both fights there is no rivalry

>>77433994
I think he was right to interview him.

Consider this:
If he hadn't of interviewed DC, the last thing we all would have seen would have been DC storming out of the ring when the ref held JBJ's hand up, like a spoilt little brat. And everyone would have been hating on him.
Joe basically gave him a chance to make us feel sorry for him. And now we all remember the tears and we all feel sorry for him, or a tonne of people do anyway. And everyone has forgotten about him throwing his tantrum and leaving the ring when the ref announced JBJ's win.

So Joe actually did good there. I wish someone would tell him.

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>>77434007
>tfw no bearmode bf

>>77434022
very good point

>>77434007

Truly the most powerful race is the white one

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>>77434013
He was saying that before the fight as well, he wanted to do a trilogy after he beat jones
Instead he got heem'd and then rogan'd

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>>77433955
It's more fitting to Cruz in relation to losing his belt in 2017 as that image implied

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>>77434029

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THEY DONT EVEN LIKE ME. THEY JUST HATE JON JONES!!!

I don't understand how DC called Jon Jones a nigger and nobody even mentioned it anywhere. Not a single word in the media or internet.

Can you imagine if Maia called Woodley a nigger?

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>>77434079
But maia did call tyrone a nigger

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>>77434079

>>77434079
Are you reading 4chan in Braille?

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>>77434073
Ha ha, they don't even like me they just hate Jon Jones, huh

>>77433876
Gus is going to wax that ass

>>77434108
He literally said "you a bitch ass nigger" to Jon Jones and Jones replied "Oh now you call me the n-bomb, real cool"

Luckily for him the audience was so loud nobody could hear.

>>77434124
Black people say it a lot
listen to rap sometime

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>>77434124

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPBcnZTuNvw

Do you think Daniel regrets wanting Jon to come back ?

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>>77434155
Why would you think that?

>>77434124

How sheltered are you

>>77434124
a black man calling another black man a nigger is no big deal

>>77434167
I'm just saying Maia could really have gotten into Woodley's head if he had called him a bitch ass nigger. Imagine that, the guy who already has a victim complex, it would fuck up his whole game in the octagon.

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>>77434166
No more money and championship belts but hey at least they don't boo him anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-cx1Gi3Gc

>>77434168
Maia is blaqq

>>77434173
probably would have got killed

>>77434179
Anger rarely works in your favor in the ring.

>>77433974
Worst heem personality

>>77433975
Lawler is just a corny mf

>>77434182
if you have intelligence, works fine for dogs and apes

>>77434173
I can't decide if this is some bizarre attempt at trolling or not. But Woodley is all about >muh equality, so the best way to fuck with him would be to imply he's getting special treatment and handouts

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"Whoa there, friend. Better check your privilege and be a little more considerate to people with different gender pronouns than just he/she."

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>>77434303
Sorry my man!
I'll be better next time

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Now that the dust has settled... was DC a true champion?

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>>77434342
He was a solid #2

The archive is shit, you can't get old webms

>>77434342
of course he was

>>77434342
He was actually winning the before he lost to JJ

>>77434377
All part of the master plan

>>77434342
no, but he was one of the best interim champions ever

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>>77433907

What did she mean by this?

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>>77434131
>listening to rap
>not listening to "won't back down" on loop in support of your boy

>>77434348
wasnt dc also a silver medalist

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>>77434342
>fuck no, he never beat Jon, he never beat him, so the belt that he had over there was an imaginary belt. Jon messed up outside the octagon, he got that taken away from him but they guy has never beaten him. In order to be the champion you have to beat the champion. He can fight all the other light heavyweights that he wants, he can beat every light heavyweight, until he beats Jon that belt over there is a piece of shit

>>77434419
Chris looks so non-cte there

>>77434377
not according to the judges he was literally losing and then lost, its was 58 v 56

had the ko not happened jbj would have cruised to an easy decision

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>>77434433

He looks so different now

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>>77434433
Picture was probably taken before he got shadow realmed

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>>77433907


https://twitter.com/DonFryeFighter/status/874058859530391552

>>77434456
kek

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>>77434456
based

This isn't the time to prove everybody that you know a thing or two about martial arts by repeating the same shit over and over again by saying that Conor has absolutely zero chance against "the greatest defensive boxer of all time".

It is time to visualize, believe and meme McGregor's win into reality as a single mind, single consciousness.

Don't be a faggot and visualize that left hand landing CLEAN on that nigger and fracturing every single bone on his cranium while shutting him down instantaneously as his eyes roll back.

It is time to believe lads.

>>77434456
>schaub liked this post

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>>77432734
w2c saku shirt

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AY YO

FORM VOLTRON!

YEEEAAHHHHH!!!! YEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>77434637
Already gave up on Hardy gimmick? Typical Greek...

>>77434652
Still can't realize there's more than 3 Greeks here? Typical croatian imbecile...

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>>77434638
YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>77434657

>>77434654
>one has Karolina as his waifu
>second has Hardy
>third has Romero

Am I correct ?

How will Floyd deal with Conors mma angles though?

>>77434680

I'm hoping he won't so he gets KTFO'd and angles becomes an eternal meme.

After 3 steaks and succ being dead we need a new meme.

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>>77434680
How can Mauro deal with Brandon's stupidity ?

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>>77434679
No, Alexa's been my girl since before the Inoue fight, in fact no one else was posting her when I was iirc, but both me and the hardy autist post Karolina cus she's qt. I don't pay attention to the other greek so idk if yoel's his girl

>>77434680
he literally can't

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>>77434680

For sure he absolutely cannot my guy they are too awkward

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>>77434707

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>>77434747

We're big skleb fans in here my guy you're just a h8r

>being this much of a h8r

do people genuinely think conor can win?
I can't imagine being so delusional so I just automatically assuming everyone who says it is baiting

>>77434758
I make lots of "49-1" comments to help out the bookies, get paid 2 cents for each one

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>>77434760

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>>77434760

be taller

>>77434770
I believe you

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is binky spock a meme analyst?

>>77434747
I've been so super busy making 3 posts per hour I haven't got time do do anything today, you got me

What the fuck is Carlos Condit doing?

Is he retired?

>>77434911

He got his chin deleted by Maia

So probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPiw27AQYh0

They should have let Eddie leave, it must of been horrible having to stand there after that while his family clapped and celebrated. Also Dillon was the only one to go over and shake Eddies hand, Dillon is actually an alright guy.

You'd think Conors parents or gf would at least feel sorry for Eddie and shake his hand or pat his back or something but they're all egotistical scum

D-did you say J-Jon Jones?

>>77432892
He needs to stay relevant considering he never fights anyone.

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>less than a month until the boxing memesport is dead

Gonna be a new golden age for combat sports lads.

>Floyd letting Conor wear 8oz gloves

Floyd wont last a round

>>77434921
>chin deleted
wot

>>77435038

Maia tapped him with a punch and he said it had him rocked and basically out

Maia deleted his chin

>>77432896
>Don't delete my post again or you will be deleted
Does hunt post on /heem/?

>>77435024
but conor is going to lose embarassingly..

>>77435055

mma angles my friend

>>77435055
it's gonna be awkward for you when Connor wins

>>77434956
>It was an honour to call your fights sir
>Yeah you're welcome

Also that thing with the fake apology and the timing with the arrival of the second belt was insane. Everything seems to just work out for this man.

>>77435102
because its scripted

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>>77435045
>Maia deleted his chin
yeah nah

>>77434882
>Manuwa's team is same as Gus' team
>Manuwa is shit

Does this mean Gus is doomed?

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>>77434956
Leaving cage early doesn't save you from embarrassment

>>77435059
memes can only take you so far in the world

>>77435120

Nah Manuwa is just a chinlet

>>77435127

>meme magic makes Trump US president

I think it can make Conor beat Floyd

are you allowed to heelstomp peoples faces when they are down?

how about punching in the back of the head?

what things are technically legal in MMA but avoided out of a sense of sportsmanship?

>>77435140
beating floyd is a taller order than the presidency imo

>>77435143

>are you allowed to heelstomp peoples faces when they are down?

no

>how about punching in the back of the head?

no

How much of a fucking casual are you?

>>77435110
Did they say the 'S' word in Jurassic Park? I don't remember.

>>77435151
katie taylor

>>77435155
I don't watch this sport, just came to look at some webems

>>77435151
None of them you weirdo.

>>77435162

>I don't watch this sport, just came to look at some webems

Its time to stop posting

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>mfw people actually thought DC would win

>>77435177
shan't

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>>77435143
>what things are technically legal in MMA but avoided out of a sense of sportsmanship?

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>>77435162
Do you like chokes? What are some of your favorite things to see?

>>77435194
choking ppl out irl is fun, (and a relatively safe way to KO someone) but I don't think its that spectator friendly. I like strikes mostly, especially the crazy athletic kicks you sometimes see getting KO's

>>77435177
Why are you such a fag? Easily the worst british poster

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>>77435055

lol look at this casual

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>>77435204

>>77435224
that was nice of him not to needlessly break the guys face after he was out

its mad how you sometimes see fatties rising to the top in this sport

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>>77435204

>>77435243
Do you have the webm of the referee BJJing Manuwa after he got heemed?

https://twitter.com/DonFryeFighter/status/877009088416292865

what did he mean by this

>>77435214

Why are you such a fag, fucking cuck

>>77435279

>tfw you lived to see the day Diego became a chinlet

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>tfw still don't know w2c saku shirt

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>>77435273

His mum died

>>77435280
>>77435214

i'll literally kill you both

>>77435273
Think his mum died or something.

i remember going to my local mma gym and it's full of fucking fags that wanna be the next mcgregor. did a free session and never went back.

I'm doing it again spreading false rumours in /trans/

>>77435315
they need to turn their lights on

>>77435335
name of girl that got knocked out please she is so cute

>>77435335
what the fuck? never seen someone recover that fast and she was definitely out.

>>77435342
Dan Henderson

>>77435342
Claire Evans

>>77435361
the biggest question is why isn't dana getting down on his knees? who fights with a torn shoulder at a title fight? he put everything on the line for the ufc he deserves some succ

>>77435389
>>77435384
>>77435360
why do i bother asking shit here

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>mfw I was on the edge my seat all 25 minutes of Woodley vs Maia

>>77435406
exactly. it was an entertaining fight because both of the fighters were looking for a one hit kill.

it was intense. only casuals disagree. it's okay that casuals make up the majority of fans in other sports like football but in mma they can be really disappointed if they don't see a blood bath.

>>77435435
It was way better than 2nd Wonderboy fight, I tell you that. Tyrone shrugging of Maia like a child was fun, he landed some heavy shots too and really smashed Demian's face up. I just wish he had went on the offense when it became clear that he won't get taken down

For sure Conor would heem Woodley with boxing angles

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A few more wins and Jones will be considered as good p4p as DC

>>77435476
screaming

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>this triggers the blackboi

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>>77435521
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Look at how Jon looks around the room to see if anyone's watching before he turns off the nice guy act and becomes the psychopath that he is.

https://youtu.be/3BT1zrUnuKw?t=55s

>>77435435
My only criticism is I felt Woodley could have put out a bit more volume but I understand the level of danger that would have presented. In the end he chose the safe route.

For me fights like that are reminiscent of the career of post Rush GSP. They were enthralling to watch as they happened but I'd never buy his fight compendium video or anything.

>>77435521
>yfw Dana makes him defend his title again at 215

>>77435456
i wish he'd attacked more too but after i found out he had a torn shoulder i forgive him

Has Mayweather even fought anyone serious with a reach as long as Goober's?

>>77435532
wow, the good guy lost huh

>>77435593
please please pleeeeeease kill yourself

>>77435598
If you say De La Hoya I will kill you first

>>77435532
How would friendships and relationships with people like his coaches work for Jones considering his psychopathy? Would it help his career?

>>77435595
Cormier deserved to get his ass whooped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtS0U9gwKwc

>>77435593
de la hoya has the same reach as mcgregor and was taller than may-weather signifiacantly

>>77434707
>>77434741


Please rename these pictures, "Just out-awkward him, my guy". I don't even get it but this is too much of a change for me, have some respect for tradition.

>>77435635
but more importantly, De La Hoya was a good boxer and McGregor is not