/cric/

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

shall talk about nothin but cricket for the next 298 posts

and 200 after that

KENT 159/6 (20.0 Ovs)
HAM 154/4 (20.0 Ovs)
Kent won by 5 runs

WARKS 172/9 (20.0 Ovs)
NOR 170/7 (20.0 Ovs)
Warwickshire won by 2 runs

love cricket
love discussing cricket
love 4chan janitor and moderator employees
despise shitposting I can't stand it

reminder cricbuzz is now the 4chan website of choice
reminder statsguru is the only cricinfo page you need

can you imagine being so irreverent your general gets bumped off a dead board while it is the offseason for most sports. sad!

The West Indies should add a test against Ireland if I'm honest

>>77432652
love test cricket

>>77432665
Umm we got deleted sweetie

bikecunt>""bikebro""

Genuinely sick and tired over how little respect au/sp/ gets on /sp/ if I am allowed to be entirely honest right now.

>>77432689
Stop being dickheads then

>>77432689
/nrl/ ruins it for the rest of us

>>77432695
I am a product of my environment

>>77432722
He reckons it's the best movie ever made

morning lads

Tell me about the jannies why are they fair and just in their application of the rules

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/cric/ stanks

bowlin shaaane

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Considering releasing a live vid team

>>77432665
>irreverent

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>>77433041
>>77433056
Daniel mate people have moved on you're not a celebrity anymore

>>77433075
Good. It was always quite pathetic to be totally honest.

>>77433041
Enjoying the pubes mate?

>>77433107
I dunno I'm not entirely convinced to be honest, but the opinions of the very few females I speak to are all "keep it" so I am, for now at least.

>>77433089
Yeah coming from the bloke who literally danielposted about himself yeah don't worry Daniel I never forgot that time you were caught Danielposting on your iPad while logged in as Daniel on Facebook

>>63946500
Busted Daniel

>>77433114
>>77433125
I love talking about myself though. Doesn't make the random others obsessing over me any less pathetic.

>>77433130
Fuck off mate

who the fug is daniel :D where is walkcunt?

Love Anglos
Hate Antipodeans

someone repost the image of daniel danielposting, i missed it

>>77433155
daniel got btfo by max

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

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>>77433041
I miss the old dan

>>77433956
Surely they must realise the public is sick of this PM merry-go round?

Is this all because of muh gay marriage?

>>77434062
>Is this all because of muh gay marriage?

One part of the larger identity crisis unfolding in the Liberal Party. Fundamentally it's because Turnbull is the weakest PM I can ever recall. He has quite literally next to 0 allies in the NSW Liberal Party. How is someone like that supposed to retain control?

>Surely they must realise the public is sick of this PM merry-go round?

The system is failing. Both major parties are decrepit. We need major constitutional reform starting with a Republican referendum to separate the Executive and Legislature

>>77434105
I agree for the most part, but I'm not sure why separating the executive and legislature will unfuck our shit. What kind of problems is that creating? I can only think of the old mate Gough and the recent double dissolution power play. Can't think of any delegated legislation problems.

Love Gaelic football
Hate anti-British jannies

>>77434206
Makes sense

>>77434475
Shorten thinks so despite being a member of the Labor right not too long ago

Turnbull was 100% correct with that social climbing sycophant truthy he dropped last year

>>77432665
>paki education

>>77434505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5YbfEkuyNY
was it kino?

reckon I'm in the top 10% for cricket knowledge at the least

been trying a few podcasts over the last year and it's genuinely embarrassing how shallow the average pundit's understanding of the gane is

literally couldn't care less about australian politics

my cricketing knowledge is unironically in the top 0.01%

'my cricketing knowledge is unironically in the top 0.01%'. don't ask why, just do it. cheers

>>77434972
favourite bowler?

my cricketing knowledge is unironically in the top 0.01%

Honestly think Swaziland has the most interesting politics right now

>>77434985
favourite machete?

my cricketing knowledge is unironically in the top 0.01%

>>77434985
nah it's Pakistan, Imran Khan is literally going to be their new President

>>77434980
the reds

the red team

>>77435004
not familiar

If you think there's a greater cricket bat manufacturer than GM kindly piss off to reddit

>an american car company is the greatest cricket bat manufacturer
okay

>>77435083
LITERALLY didn't even react at all to this painfully unfunny joke

>>77435073
Shall not be using an Engl*sh bat

>>77435090
you're literally seething that you didn't think of it

Honestly think general motors could make a better cricket bat than any non-English manufacturer

There's a massive gap in the market for cricket in sub-Saharan Africa

>>77435234
North Africa is a potential market

Libya could easily become a cricket powerhouse

kikeaburra user here ama

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>>77433013
>implying it doesn't rule

>>77435526
Don't understand how you dare to even leave your house with that embarrassing admission hanging over your head

>>77435073
>he doesn't use hunts county
Laughingwhores.jpg

>>77435837
>>77435781
Sorry for namefagging I left it on from another board

>>77435837
>he does

Club kit: the brand

>>77435847
Apology not accepted

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>>77435864
Hey anon that's very mean I suggest you take that back or else!

>>77435526
love a bit of Australian craftsmanship

i own a fisher bat ama

/duncanfearnley/

Wills King is the choice blade for anyone that truly understands cricket

they shall die by my blade

>>77436319
settle down moeen

>>77436319
*unsheathes kookaburra beast*

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Wooden bats are a bit too dangerous for Britain so we had to settle for these bad boys

are the welsh and cornish generally considered persons of colour?

*dabs for the betterment of this pathetic general*

alri ankush

>>77433125
based memorycunt
still cataloging everyone in /cric/?

frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

i have followed keenly every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

aside from being a statslord, i also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of of the ball, everything

i am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that i won't have some kind of opinion of, i am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as i do from any test match

i would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>token female commentator on T20 AGAIN

Bloody annoying lads, it's not necessarily the lack of cricket knowledge that gets me, it's the complete lack of banter. Some of the male commentators have wonderful banter (particularly Bumble and Flintoff) and it really aids to the viewing experience, whereas with a female commentator with no banter at all it's just completely flat.

>>77437416
Who the heck is memory cunt

Tipping Leicester to lose by 40 runs

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>>77437971
>MMXVII
>unironically watching T20

ISHYGDDT

>>77439302
Time to stop living in the past old man T20 is the future and test is only holding this sport back

Honestly think if my banter levels could reach even a fifth of my cricket knowledge I'd easily become the greatest commentator of all time

my cricket knowledge approaches absolutely ZERO ama

I couldn't possibly imagine what it would be like to be a brainlet

>>77439998
Why imagine when it's true :DDD

Considering writing a book like Infinite Jest only except tennis it's cricket, ama

>>77440254
Shan't be buying it

>>77439193
memory cunt has a literal photographic memory and can recite a post back to you that was made ages ago, as you just saw
he also allegedly knows all the writing quirks of every regular /cric/ poster because of this

>>77440254
"The Brothers Chappell"

>>77443558
Creepy lad if I'm honest

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>>77435073
>desu no but ton come quite close,plus the meme name.

>>77445000
literally never seen one

Woodworm Tbh

What was that /cric/ post that got a shit ton of replies last year around the Ashes I reckon?

>>77446180
>Johnson

Haha, time for pies

Test match cricket the board game

*bored

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/95413393/kane-williamson-pitches-a-strike-before-miami-baseball-game

>>77447455
Don't care

Nick Suban

>dick pooban

>Bitchpoo

Has this pay dispute now been officially resolved? Does someone have a link to an article or statement?

>>77443558
I refuse to believe this as being true

>>77447815
Last I heard as of yesterday they expect a formal resolution within the next few days

>>77447815
It's partially true, I do have an excellent memory but it's not photographic.

For example I remember an Australian making a post saying "I've been running heroics with Goosey" to which you replied ">Goosey >running" with something else along the lines of "good joke m8"

I hope cricket Australia tell them to go fuck themselves

>>77447947
why?

Based memorycunt do you remember anything about the Morgo narrative?

How are Pujara and Rahane so fucking great?
How is Kohli so shit?

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>>77448692
icc finally forced him to change his bat

>>77448146
Missed half it it but I was unironically thinking about it last night when I was going through my reaction images and found the one of the 2015 ashes squad laughing

>>77448710
Every bat is rubber and wood, it's how the spring works

CA and ACA agree terms to finally end player
pay dispute
In-principle agreement signed after final round of face-to-face negotiations in Melbourne on Thursday morning.

A deal has been reached to resolve Australian cricket's protracted pay dispute, paving the way for the nation's professional players to be re-contracted and for this month's scheduled QANTAS Test tour of Bangladesh to proceed as planned

>>77448710
Big if true

>125 replies
>12 posters
lel

>>77449043
haha that's the number of images friend hahah how are the pitches in the red cross haha

>>77437570

>What's the cumulative distance Stuart Broad has swung the ball during his England career?

>What is the average angle of turn (with 0 degrees being a straight delivery) for a left arm spinner at the MCG?

>In feet and inches, how much string has been used in manufacturing test match cricket balls since the turn of the decade?

>Can you name a global test team comprising of players whose names are food related?

>>77449043
Are you autistic or just retarded

I've been on /cric/ for 2 years now

Can someone explain who

> Goosey
> Threadcunt
> Morgo
> Ankush

Are?

I know about the prozzie lover narative, I know about Daniel Hay, and about Reality Check and his abysmal prediciton record. Who are the others, what are they famous for?

>>77449043
dumb basler
>>77449920
all me

>>77449920
>Goosey
A fat fuck that plays wow, knows literally everything about cricket and founded /cric/
>Threadcunt
A mentally ill schizophrenic that was unable to handle not making each OP with a thread counter and a picture of Holly. If he didn't make the thread he'd spam gore all night
>Morgo
Some Suicidelander's friend that he bullied with /cric/ memes
>Ankush
The malaysian that posts here

>>77449920
all me

>>77449920
Goosey invented /cric/ but I ain't seen him in time

Ankush is a multinational indian currently living in Malaysia. He reckons Malaysia are going to be the next big thing in cricket or some shit.

Tipping Canada to play at a world cup in either format within 10 years

>>77450234
T20 maybe
ODIs kek no

>>77450127
>>77450184

Thank you, this has been enlightening.

What has KFC got to do with Goosey though?

Additionally, how did Straffo gain notoriety from /cric/?

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>>77450286
>What has KFC got to do with Goosey though?
He likes it and he's fat as fuck
>Additionally, how did Straffo gain notoriety from /cric/?
From /afl/ who discovered him on bigfooty

>>77450309
how do we know hes fat, did he get doxed?

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>>77450320
Yes

>>77450575
glad based muhammad (PBUH) made an exception for cricket

stick cricket is fucking impossible

>>77450575
Ignorance isn't a good enough excuse in the eyes of Allah

>>77450850
If you've never won the stick cricket world cup then you don't deserve to post here

>>77451009
if your country of residence never won the world cup then you don't deserve to post here

>>77451017
Uhm sweetie we won the world cup in 2010

>>77451025
umm not the real one sweetie

>>77451027
Honey, ODI is the least relevant of all formats...

>>77451040
sorry love but you'll find it's the most important and even more important than """test""" """"""cricket""""""

>>77451049
There are more fans of T20 than there are of ODI that's an irrefutable fact

ODI fans are nearly as deluded as yawnion fans

>>77451079
was just having a meme I actually hate ODIs

>>77433041
he looks good

Just been set 48 by India to win the world cup lads

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Ended in a tie lads

beat Bermuda lads

Malarky Jones was elite

friendly mosaddek hossain is going to be break every batting record in history

KAJ Roach 18.0 6 43 5

looks like india are a batting powerhouse again like 15 years ago

>>77451326
good openers plus rahane and pujara
don't rate anyone else if I'm honest

>>77451333
well kohli's no mug lettuce be reality so it's solid, best in world by a long way

love deerhunter

lots of english summerfags here if im honest where were they for pak in west indies?

>>77451592
I was watching division 3 ODIs

>>77451637
fair

INDU19 292, 330
ENGU19 284, 220/5 (39.3 Ovs) CRR: 5.57

can't wait for cricket season

Really hope cricket is the first thing we do when we finally get to Mars

what are the pitches like on mars

>>77452108
reckon the weaker gravitational pull would make for some good games

Mitchell Johnson on Mars lads

>>77452142
desert bouncy meme grounds

Reckon they'd be dustbowls myself. Lots of flight and lots of turn

scared of these jannies 2bh lads, they've gone a bit mad. looking forward to the 4th test btw, will cringe so hard if one of these yankee plebs bans me for a post that was actually cricket related like this one

tipping Dawid to go

>>77452443
im worried that old Trafford is going to suit sa's attack a lot better than England's, with no woakes ''''''we'''' have no old Trafford bowler without, sa have morkel and rabada

>>77452483
both have been garbage this series and I don't think a change of pitch will fix that
Philander is key to all of this

>>77452513
old Trafford is a bouncy meme wicket, don't think philander will do much

and morkel has been really good 2bh, I never really rated him before this series

Tipping Earth as heavy favourites for the Universe cup

>>77452209
He said Mars not Australia xD

Cricket on Kepler-186f .

>>77452937
By the time the match starts I don't think anyone on Earth would give a fuck

>>77452937
Are you acoustic

reckon cricket in the wider universe may eventually reveal the mysterious secrets of swing to us lads

>>77453032
Zachy lad you make me want to kill myself

>>77453056
do it

>>77453145
k

thread isn't bumping

>>77453349
hasn't reached its bump limit so it's prolly been saged

>>77453344
youll never know as much about cricket as me so you may as well

Jannies killing /cric/ again

Would really like it if the fat fuck Americans would stop discriminating against our sport