/f1/ - Formula 1 - Mid Season Break Edition :(

WEC is better anyway.

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Reminder to not to respond to Brazilian huemonkey low effort shit trolling

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nice image, OP

Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)

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>>77424022
damn. bet she's into all sorts of kinky shit.

>>77430457

t-thanks, anon.

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Repeat after me: Kimi Räikkönen will win next month in Belgium

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>>77430352

Summer Stream: Austria 98

>Fisi On Pole (Benneton's Last, Fisi's First)
>Schumi Fucks Up
>DC Drives Through The Field

>>77430557
>Kimi Räikkönen will win next month in Belgium

>>77430557
Which series races in Belgium during September?

>>77430352
>>Usually reliable 24x7 F1 Acestream:
>53793f3854af450d1c62dc9c3f659e60e7b99400

Working again, btw.

>>77430619
cheeky little shit

>>77430619

BTFO

>>77430619
kek

>>77430496
she looks like a desperate virgin who'll latch onto the poor bastard who asks her how her day is going while waiting for the bus.

>>77430352
Quality OP

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have a #blessed night /f1/
can't wait to #postalot #ITT tomorrow god willing

>>77431286
no I will not be #blessed bahamabro you absolute amdamn.

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>>77431286
wait a minute that's not Ricciardo

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>25 days, 8 hours, 20 minutes

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>>77431286

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>>77431685
>can barely see her ass

Can't fap to that, m8.

>>77431717
pull over, that ass too flat

>>77431742

It's the pantyhose. They tend to squeeze and flatten the ass cheeks together.

ho shit can i post again

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first for spain is white

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puberty surely did it's thing

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puberty sure did it's thing (reversed)

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>F1 summer break
>Formula E season also over

Is there any racing att all this weekend? No F1, WEC,WRC,F2,GP3.

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>main stand is already full of kubica supporters

>>77431286
Hey, no one can say Ricciardo's not a nigger now!

>>77432557

https://supergt.net/races/index/2017/Round5/

>>77432557
Moto GP in the Czech Republic

>>77430352
>he never scored a podium
Hülkenberg had wins, championships and also lots of podiums in series where the cars are equal, success in the carbabby sport F1 means nothing

>>77432574
Ohh fuck yes bud, thank you very much, just what i needed.

>Amazing to think that only five current F1 drivers were around in 2010, when KUB last raced - VET, ALO, HAM, MAS and HUL

Wew.

>>77432591
Grosjean did race in 2009 though

>Vettee already faster than yesterday's fastest lap

>>77430496
>>77430886
>she

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N E W
E
W
I N D Y
N
D
Y

Also, Rob, Bert, and Kubica are 4.5s down on Vettee, do they mean anything by this?

>>77430352
Still the best F1 driver in 2017

>>77432785
>what did he mean by this

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https://www.f1today.net/en/news/f1/229607/alonso-not-ruling-out-2018-indycar-switch
>Fernando Alonso says that he is not ruling out the possibility of a full-time switch to IndyCar in 2018.
>Since Ferrari and Mercedes state they are not interested in signing the 36-year-old next year, he says IndyCar is still a possibility.


LMAO
Alonso's only semi-believable contract bargaining chip is to threaten McLaren with going to Indycar full time.
>pic related

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>>77432785
>Still the most unsporting F1 driver in 2017

FTFY

>>77432599
and kimi

>>77432802
Hulk is a GOAT. I bet that, in a better car, he can easily destroy Bottas, Max and Ricciardo.

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Reminder that there's only one way Kubica will be an F1 driver in 2017

>one women
>she has red hair
https://twitter.com/RenaultSportF1/status/892642731582992384

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>>77432841
>Hulk is a GOAT

>>77432850
Just two more starts lads i can feel it

>>77432847
>unironically being triggered by hair dye

>>77432841
this nigga.

>>77432847
>cuckenberg BTFO by his own sign now

>>77432855

Two to tie, three to break.

>SINGAPORE GP HYPE

>>77432850
>his time

I can feel it.

>>77430496
she is a #winner

>>77432850
>>77432855
>>77432870

Talking about that, what counts? Entries or starts? Because in my opinion DNS should count as not a podium since he qualified for the race. Hope for a DNQ at Spa just to see him break the record at Monza and have a nice laugh at him live

>>77432913

DNS generally isn't considered to count because the driver didn't have a chance to get a podium.

>>77432850
Not giving Hulk and Sutil their own cell in the Entries column really triggers my autism.

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>Kubica's still got it that said
>just give him a test drive they said

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>>77430352

Summer Stream: Hungary 1998

>Mika On Pole
>GOAT Schumi drives 20+ Quali laps
>McLaren Choke

>>77432938
Don't worry man your autism will no longer get triggered after Spa

>>77432948
Literally something that would happen to me.

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>>77432964

>>77432948
NOOOO

>>77432954
those late 90s F1 posters always remind me of PS1 games covers

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>>77432967

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>>77432974

Remember when the Enstone mechanics used to laugh at Maldonado doing stupid shit :^)
>literally Maldonado tier

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>>77432948

>>77432972

http://www.progcovers.com/motor/f11998.html

>>77432964

If it was Palmer's it would have been a big ass sign

>Kubica still slower than Latifi yesterday
>Ferrari getting faster and faster

KIMI WILL WIN SPA

>>77432948
wew

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-wolff-ferrari-advantange-tyre-tests-916660/
>Mercedes boss Toto Wolff has admitted that he probably made a mistake in not pushing race drivers Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg to help out more with Pirelli's 2017 tyre test programme last year.

Hamilton and Bottas aren't at the test.
Seb and Kimi are.

Meanwhile:
>According to Sky Italia, Ferrari is testing some new parts on the car, including a tweaked diffuser which they believe will help them in the races after the summer break.

Good job learning from your mistakes, Toto.
Keep dangling your balls in the pool.

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>>77432981
pic

>>77432985
Don't get my hopes up Boland, Mercs will probably just press few "magic" buttons and seal the deal.

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>>77432985
>inb4 Lekek

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>>77433018
he's too pretty for F1

>Latifi already btfo by a cripple

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So what's your opinion on his return?

>>77433112
too slow so far

>>77433112
Reserve driver tier

>Kubica faster than Gasly
Top kek

Gotta look at the pace desu.
I don't think Renault is making him do fast laps, 1.20.255 is 1 tenth slower than best lap in race. so if they are doing long runs is an acceptable time for a cripple driving a 2017 car for the first time. Gotta watch out if
>my feet hurt

btw

https://www.f1today.net/en/live/f1/229773/follow-live-the-second-day-of-the-test-in-hungary

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1:19.681

it was time he goes below 1m20s

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>>77433053
not so fast

>>77430352
Quality OC tbfh.

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>Kubica "not on the list" for 2018 Renault seat
Why are they running him then?

>>77433212
Publicity/sponsorship.

(But he is """"on the list"""".)

>>77433212
Not on the list, yet!

>1.19.681

Faster than Saubers and DiResta.

Again, not a really comparable time considering we don't know alpha Centaurii's eclipse situation but it's not terribly slow

>>77432810
>>pic
Why does it remind team bosses they don't want him?? It was asked by FOM to do that as a promo stunt. If anything it shows team bosses that Alonso has learned a thing or two in America about promoting events/teams/... which all teams love the drivers to do (for their sponsors).

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I love how LEC reveals that VET is good only because he drives a good car with settings he had to retrieve from the NAZI. another german fraud.

>>77433285
F1 is serious no joking allowed.
Remember after indy when Alonso gave the media an ear full? I'm sure it has nothing to do with that.

>>77433286
What did he mean by this?

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It's not over until it's over.

>>77433285
>Why does it remind team bosses they don't want him??

While you may find it funny to see Alonso sitting in a deck chair because his engine failed, or screaming "GP2 engine" on the radio, the board of directors who approved that hundred of millions of dollars be spent on F1 to improve their brands image don't find it so hilarious, and team bosses have to explain/excuse Alonso's antics to them.

>>77433348
what does any of that have to do with ALO doing a promo stunt for F1 by sitting in a chair, which a recreation of the time his engine blew up and he had to watch from the side.

>>77433348
>why do we have all these fans engaged and interacting with this driver?
>well sir he acts like a person and not a PR robot
>no we need to cut that out we don't want fan engangment

>>77433377
They have been sharing his previous antics with the camera when he last won in Hungary and making jokes about his more recent things too on their official websites and instagram Shit. If the board don't want that then why are they approving of the new media approach of F1?
I honestly don't get what that tweet was on about to tell the truth.

>>77433377
Is it really not obvious?
Because it reminds everybody of his stunt, which was to embarrass Honda.

It's like going on a holiday to the Bahamas and cheating on your wife while you were there, then later when all is forgiven making jokes with her about you going on holiday to the Bahamas, then wondering why she's angry about it again.


>>77433380
Don't be naive.
Manufacturers are in F1 for marketing, not to please the fans of drivers.

>>77433380
This. Alonso has been surprisingly good with fans in recent years and this should endear him to the sponsors, even if he does shittalk the engine ery tiem.

>>77433405

You really think Honda is going to call him out in public?
Normie fans love his antics, so they slap on a fake smile and pretend to laugh along.

Look at the utter hatred Brundle has gotten over that tweet.
And people like Brundle. They don't like Honda.
Could you imagine their reaction to Honda criticizing Alonso?

>>77433416

Manufacturers don't give a shit about pleasing F1 fans.
They only care about making themselves look good.

Mercedes in recent years is a perfect example.
They've more or less ruined F1 for fans for the last 3 seasons, but they don't give a fuck, because they look good.

>>77433456
I guess it'll boil down to if McLaren are more loyal to their sponsors or Honda in that case. And I don't think it'll be Honda.

Merc have been doing their "muh team orders/free to race" meme though. They clearly give at least part of a fuck. If they didn't, Hamilton would have been on the podium on Sunday.

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Slightly thinner Halo

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>>77433479

>>77433415
>Manufacturers are in F1 for marketing, not to please the fans
>>77433456
>Manufacturers don't give a shit about pleasing F1 fans. They only care about making themselves look good.

But the fans ARE the costumers. You can't sell something / make yourself look good to someone who isn't watching or paying attention

>>77433479
>>77433488
Not that bad from the sides but looks butt fucking ugly from the front

>>77433433
>>77433456
>people like Brundle
Not nearly as much as they like Alonso, you can check the replys to that tweet to see that.
Saying people don't like Honda is too far as well 2bh, they don't like how they aren't competitive which is different. People don't hate RBR bow they are scraping for dregs, they engage with fans and are entertaining, they are making something back on their billion dollar marketing stunt. Ignoring the fans makes that pointless. Mercedes didn't ignore the fans either they do a ton, not as much as RBR but a lot.

As for Honda people don't hate them, they hate how they aren't competitive which is different. And something something all publicity is good publicity.

>>77433477
>I guess it'll boil down to if McLaren are more loyal to their sponsors or Honda in that case

McLaren practically have no sponsors left, because Ron refused to sell space for "less than McLaren was worth" despite the team being dead last for seasons.

Honda actually give McLaren $100 million a year in cash in addition to free engines. And they pay half of Alonso's salary.
>tfw paying $15 million a year to someone who likes to publicly humiliate you when things are already bad

>>77433479
>>77433488
"no"

>>77433433
They could censor and pretend he didn't mean it that way or downplay the shit Alonso says.
You assume everything Alonso is doing is just to shame Honda, but that isn't necessarily true. Or was Kimi getting an ice cream also just to mess with Ferrari?
It's frustration, and all drivers showcase that. Some more, some less.

>>77433456
That's a bit contradictory. Who do you think their targets are? People who don't watch F1?

>>77432974

>This is the one thing we didn't want to happen

ITT: People who can't comprehend that manufacturers/team bosses don't like drivers who deliberately humiliate the manufacturer/team when things aren't going well.

>>77433479
>>77433488
the future is going to be terrible isn't it.. :((
I keep on thinking the halo will be cancelled again. My mind refuses to believe this really is what F1 will look like in the future.

>>77433488

>This is the one thing we didn't want to happen

>>77433117

He's doing long runs you fucking niggers

>>77433526
I can comprehend it, but I think the pros of having him outweight the cons. It's ok to have different opinions on things.

>>77433525
>>77433533

Kek germbro

>>77433488

No joke that is even worse looking than the first one, not to mention it'll probably ruin aero on the cars and make them slower next year...

>>77433526
It's called acting at the heat of the moment. Or do you think being in the pinnacle of motorsport doesn't make you competitive?

>>77433526
>having a driver that ""out drives the car's making you team look better than it is, is actually a bad thing because he is a big meanie sometimes
ok like you said they want to look good, they would look far worse if you take Alonso's points off and had two Stoffels
And if Alonso jumped in another car and did far better as everyone expects than they look even worse again. They are stuck with him as much as he is stuck with them.

>>77433526
>ITT: People who can't comprehend that manufacturers/team bosses don't like drivers who can outdrive the rest of the field and give the team world championships even when things aren't going super well.
ftfy

Okay formulitos, are the "Kubica back to F1" rumours any true? Regardless of that, just how good/respected/whatever was he before the crash, to still, years later, with an arm he barely moves, be linked with a F1 driver job?
Am I being played by local media or something?

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>>77433488
>red helmet
>he isn't from austria
>he didn't win a championship with ferrari
>he isn't even an F1 driver

>>77433578
Additional question from another Pole:
How good he has to be to '''''return'''''?

>>77433578
He probably won't get a seat but there is an opportunity because one of the drivers for the team he is testing for is utter shit.
He was Alonso tier.
Not really Renault seems to be pulling the strings there not the media.

>>77433563
>they would look far worse if you take Alonso's points off and had two Stoffels

What comes to mind first when you think of Honda's comeback in F1, points scored or "GP2 ENGINE" ?

>>77433578
He has legendary status among F1 fans, he was always crazy fast.

Not sure if he still is though.

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>>77433578
Kubica along with Vettel was going to be a Ferrari driver. Just look at Monza 2008 podium

>>77433571
>I'm a fucking idiot normie who doesn't understand F1, and just cheers for drivers.

I bet you're the same Belgian retard who claimed Giovinazi driving a Mercedes powered Williams "made more sense" than Mercedes driver Paul Di Resta.

>>77433596
Honestly how they are even competing for points starting from scratch with an engine vs established team's with established engines is impressive. When I think of Honda in F1 I think hopefully about how they have caught up and how the next formula change is coming and they might be able to strike.
When I think of Alonso I think of his stupid comments now and not about how he was a former champ.

You never answered though, what looks worse being last several seasons in a row or a couple of meme comments a season?

>>77433578
Everyone just would like it to happen because it would be a great (even movie-worthy) story. Especially if he turns out to be great afterwards. But sadly I think it won't happen.

He is respected/hyped/whatever because his career looked very promising before it was abruptly ended. Had he ended up in a somewhat decent car, he could have been world champion by now.
He even could have been champion already anyway if BMW didn't stop all development of the car when he was leading the championship.

>>77433619
Additionally what looks worse, a driver Shit talking your team and then leaving and doing well with another team or some mean radio messages?

>>77433619
>what looks worse being last several seasons in a row or a couple of meme comments a season?

But they're last either way.

So the real question is, what's worse:
Being last several seasons in a row, or
Being last several seasons in a row AND a hugely popular driver making you look bad to his huge fanbase at every opportunity

>>77433608
kek, no not him
not a normie at all either

>>77433629
They aren't last though. Not last year either. So my question is still the correct one not you false statement one.

>>77433526

Yeah sure, but for Alonso, people wouldn't recognize the most colossal failure that happened in, like the past two decades in Formula 1.

>>77433629
What's worse, being a backmarker and getting virtually no exposure because your drivers are literally whos in a shit car with a shit engine, or having a 2 times world champion making sure your car gets shown every now and then, be it through shit talking or overdriving the car?

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>>77432578
>MOTOGP IS NOT A REAL MOTORSPORT THERE'S ACTUALLY OVERTAKING REEEEEEEEEEE

>>77433578
Alonso considered him the best driver on the grid (assuming he was unable to vote for himself). He was considered a great talent in modHe is literally driving a current F1 car as we speak so I guess if he can string a race simulation run together the habbening status is upgraded to may be habbening.

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>>77430352

Summer Stream: Spa 1998

>Massive First Corner Pile because W E T
>DC tries to kill Schumi, Schumi tries to punch the Flying Chin
>Meme Jordan Win

>>77432557
There is also IMSA at Road America which is a decent track. NASCAR is at Watkin's Glen this week if you want to see a combination of turning left AND right, ADAC GT Masters are at the Nurburgring (but they're using a sprint version of the GP coruse and not the full 'ring), and there is also BTCC. That should keep you from thinking of kysing yourself :)

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>what did she mean by this?

>>77433716
>26

I would kill for that

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>>77433713

>>77433713
kino race

>>77433716
>26
>Hot
She is like a little baby

>>77433713
absolute auto

>>77432327
I loved Alonso's retarded podium celebrations. It a shame he stopped doing that.

>>77432528

Almost forgot this.

>>>/fa/12651142
>On the right person it might work but this guy just looks retarded

>this fanbase is populated by people who think they know more about Alonso than Martin Brundle

Does anybody remember
>1rst McLaren Alonso literally taking the piss out of his team boss in front of him and the World Media
>2nd Renault Alonso pretty much testifying to Crashgate in order to keep his race win.
>Ferrari Alonso embarrassing a team favourite, Massa.

He's an exceptional driver but I can understand why team bosses would not want to hae him on the grid.

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>>77433713

f. Probably will just miss the podium of the Spa replay.

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>>77433770
>this flag
>this post

Mind blown.

>>77433770
>a team favourite, Massa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77433770
>t. Jordi

>McLel 2nd fast again
PODIUM AFTER SUMMER HYPE

>>77433785
>thinking all "spaniards" like an Asturian dickhead like Alonso
Unlike polacks I don't fedine my allegiances based on nationality.
>>77433789
He was well liked by Ferrari.

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>>77433810
>I don't fedine my allegiances based on nationality

>>77433594
>>77433598
>>77433603
>>77433624
>>77433674
Uh-oh, I think I might be getting hyped a bit.
Thanks friends.

>>77433799

They need 4 cars to committ sudoku in Singapoo tho

>>77433831

>>77432948

>>77433837
Just make Vandoorne crash into the RedBulls and cause a SC.

>>77433770
Massa embarrassed himself by being nowhere near Alonso on pace. Ferrari always favour the faster driver as they're doing right now.

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>>77433817
>I support Franco, colonialism and the current state of our country, full of sudacas and corruption

>>77433845
WELP

>>77433859
>supporting Alonso means being fascist

Should you be somewhere else, my man? Like in Tumblr for example.

>>77433859
>>77433817
>tune in on that Barca documentary
>have to turn off after no more than 30 minutes, when they tried to show booing and whistling thru the national anthem as a good thing

>>77433881

t. a fascist

>>77433881
who says i'm a man?
I can tell dickheads apart and Alonso is one of them, I don't care if he's spanish

>>77433893
I'm so sorry for assuming your gender, please forgive me.

>>77433890
>tfw when one of the poorest countries in Western Europe but still subsidising this polack's ethernet cable in rural Prussia

>>77433890
Catalan independence would be based, the rest of spain would be fucked.

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>>77433922
forgot pic

Is Bob running any more days this test, or is that it after this evening?

>>77433971

>1 large glove
>1 extra small glove

>>77434000
>>77433337

>>77433971
how he went

Plumbers are delusional af
T. At the track

>>77434009
>lekek is only +0.2 under RAI

>>77433993
Just today, lad.

Lel force india garages are actually on the sides of the exit to the toilet

>>77434003
Howdy Robert. Are you enjoying no more roaming charges for mobiles across the EU? Or are smartphones too hard to use with your nub?

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>>77434009
who is this Norris

he is better than both Alonso and Vandoorne

>>77434010
What's Kubica done 'wrong', in your eyes?

>>77434041
Siri is really helpful.
My biggest problem is the fact that I have to keep my 'smaller' arm leaning on something in every photo.

>>77434050
Nothing, its his fans that are cancer

>>77434031
Cheers.

>>77434004
7th fastest but he did a fuckton of laps which was his main goal.

>>77434010
Post pics.

>>77434071
He watch your mouth. We are brothers after all.

>>77433716
Letting you know that if your benis is bigger than a redbull can, you can take her for a ride.

>>77434010
>shit flows downstream and payday's thursday
the only things you need to remember as a plumber.

>>77433578
Hamilton has said he raced with him for many years as they are the same age. One of the fastest people hes ever raced

>>77434071
I mean his hungarian fans
Poles are actually top lads there are actually hundreds of them here

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>>77434071
>people came to cheer a literal cripple
>cancer

>>77434069
You're doing well, keep it up!

>>77434009
why isn't Chuck Norris number 1? he is always number 1

>>77434045
He's legit good. Title contender in his rookie year of F3

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JOE LEE AND PALMER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>77434184
>Palmer's fastest lap during the race: 1:21.589
>Palmer's fastest lap during the qualifying: 1:18.415
>Kubica's fastest lap: 1:21:053

Should we be comparing race times or qualifying time?

Hello, I've never followed f1 seriously and something is intriguing me.
There is a common statement that Alonso is a very talented driver with poor luck when it comes to choosing a staple. How can you tell that a car is objectively inferior ? That Alonso always had an inferior machine that his opponent since he left Renault ?

>>77434221
Race times.
Qualifying laps are done differently in many aspects and it's only one lap or two worth of fuel. Kubica did a bit more than actual race distance in 74 laps.

>just rediscovered this in my favourites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw

YES

>>77434225
>How can you tell that a car is objectively inferior ?

When neither you nor your teammate can make decent times per lap with a car, it's probably shit.

Plus things like top speed are independent of the driver.

>>77434246
So is Palmer pretty much confirmed to be worse than a cripple then?

>>77434271
Probably, but remember that the track temperature is different, the track has the most rubber on it today, and kubica is running different programmes.

Never mind that this is his first day in 2017 machinery and he has been away since 2011.

>>77434284
Don't forget air temperature and the position of the moon relative to the cars.

I think the important thing is the sheer volume of laps he's managed without his arm being an issue. Especially on a twisty circuit like this.

> Toro RossoVerified account > @ToroRossoSpy 6m6 minutes ago

> Time for #BudaTest afternoon session, @kvyatofficial takes over from Carlos.. Yep, this way we're sure they won't collide into each other!

why are they so mean

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who is the NEY of f1 ?

Kubica, kvyat and ghiotto on track

>>77434338
KYS kickball enthusiast

>>77434338
What is a NEY?

>>77434360
Baby don't sell me

>>77434338
Hamilton

>>77434338
Nelson Piquet

Is Bob going to be allowed to do qualifying sims?

>>77432948
imagine the memes if he'd knocked down Palmer's sign instead of Hülkenberg's

The announcer keeps saying paul gasley

Is McLaren officialy UNJUSTED?
Those testing times look fantastic

>>77434550

No, it's a much less power dependent track, so as soon as they get to Spa and Monza they'll be right down the order again.

>>77434493
I don't know if he needs to. Perhaps Renault have enough data on that already. Although I would really like to see it.

>>77434537
I remember a few years ago John Hindhaugh was comentating the Race of Champions and he kept referring to Sebastian Grosjean. I think Big John even won it that year.

>>77434550
They broke down today and yesterday so no

What's with all those spanish? Don't you have a MotoGP race this week?

>>77434501
Imagine the memes if somehow Hülkenberg gets replaced instead of Palmer

>>77434710

Imagine the memes if Palmer gets a podium.

>>77434729
Or if Kubica does before Hulk.

>>77434777

Checked

>>77434777
Yes

How do cars move?

>>77435018
Aero.

>>77435018
Newton's Third Law

>>77435018
gravity

>>77434899
>>77435018
How'd you move to Australia within 19 posts, m8?

>>77435095
Kek

>>77435095
Have a (You).

Perhaps he's standing right on the equator.

>>77435018

Thermal dynamics.

>>77435018
hamster wheels powering a fan behind the car.

Wow, FUCK PEREZ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-5aRGCL7BY&t=83

>hits Ocon
>runs him off the track
>gets on team radio:
>"just had a touch from Esteban"

What a fucking low down dog of a cunt.
I don't think I've ever disliked a driver as much as I do this piece of shit.

>>77435018
drivers pedal it like a bike

>>77433765
getting podiums?

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MEMES

>>77435225
He's a right unlikeable cunt

I don't think this has been posted:

>The word is that Renault have offered Palmer a pay-off settlement, but it remains to be seen how this situation plays out

http://bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/40776162

post yfw palmer refuses

>>77435225
I liked him until I started my Force India career on F1 2016.

>spend the whole first season crashing out while I over perform and develop the car to near merc levels
>literally let him pass me for a win to get our first ever 1-2
>2nd season hes run into me nearly every race

Fucking ungrateful cunt, still going to win the championship and then take my talents else where

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>>77435265
>post yfw palmer refuses

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>>77435018
Japanese technology

>>77434271
you can almost be sure it is, certainly if you consider >>77434284
>this is his first day in 2017 machinery and he has been away since 2011

>>77435307
Wow, I can't wait for the Hülkencuck to come up with preferrential conspiracies once Hulk starts regularly getting exposed to a one armed man

>>77435350
*by a one armed man
Wow, those 26 degrees are getting to me

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There's people in this very thread that seriously belives that a driver with almost 130 entries who never got a podium and never outperformed the car he was driving but once is, if not the best, one of the best drivers on the grid

Really makes me thinking

>>77435399

B-But he won Le Mans!

>as part of a team of drivers
>in a dominant car

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>>77435399
s-stop it

>You now realise Kubica is older than all the GP2 drivers running today combined.

> list of likeable f1 drivers
> kimi
> alonso
> ocon
>

>>77435399
>>77435407
he made Pole Position in a fucking Sauber at Interlagos 2012

(did he just get lucky with a rainy session or something? I can't remember)

> list of likeable toothpastes
>

>>77435447
Add based Kmag and Fat John

>>77435447
bottas, tricky ricky, kmag, are also likable. maybe vandoorne if he stops being bland

>>77435447
ricciardo, bottas, vandoorne

>>77435471
>tricky ricky
>likable

>liking Chad's
Fucking disgusting.

>>77435449
Williams in 2010 you dip

He drove for Foreskindia in 2012

>>77435462
>Fat John
whiny frog bastard who's still a little crash prone and not above shitting on his team

>>77435481
fuck off contrarian

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does anyone know how to properly do a sunglasses reflection effect? I feel like I did it wrong

>>77435462
Why kmag, hes just bland
And fat john is too much of a brembobabby

>>77435471
Bottas is boring and rammed Kimi
Tricky Ricky outed himself as a sulky little bitch and a chad
Vandoorne is insivible

>>77435481
T. Was cucked by a chad

>>77435491
NOTHING IS SOLVE

>>77435447
I've taken a shine to MAG after his recent escapdes.
>>77435449
>Sauber

>>77435407

On the same level with other LeMans winners like
>Martin "Standing on the podium once next to Schumi and Senna is the peak of my f1 carreer" Brundle
>Marc "Ferrari literally picked Badoer over me" Genè
>Alexander Whorz

>>77435449

It was with Williams in 2010, it was some meme rain stuff and I still counted it as the time he outperformed the car

>>77435494
>hurr hurr he doesn't like a driver from his country
>THIS ISN'T ALLOWED

If you want a groupthink circlejerk go back to >>>/reddit/

>>77435491
What a mental guy.
>>77435481
>using apostrophes for plurals
Fucking disgusting.

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>>77433608
>>77433630
Kek, that was me

Still proud of it

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>>77435527

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>>77435509
>hurr durr he doesn't hate a driver I hate
>THIS ISN'T ALLOWED

Really makes you think.

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>1:18.952
>121 laps and counting

>>77435445
>Multiple ex-GP2 Drivers in F1 right now
>Multiple current "GP2" Drivers Testing in Budapest
>Multiple current "GP2" Drivers Testing in Budapest, Today
>GP2 not a current series
>Kubica is still not the oldest driver on the grid
>Kubica is still not the oldest driver in Budapest Today.

How many levels do you want to be wrong on Nick.
>Can't handle the fact some young British upstart is BTFOing almost everyone on the grid, including Has-been Pole man

>>77435499

Looks fine to me desu

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>>77435509
if you want to hate australia go back >>>/china/

>>77435501
>kmag, hes just bland
suck my balls, m8

>>77435501
>Tricky Ricky outed himself as a sulky little bitch and a chad
no he didn't. Hulk is the sooky little bitch.

Ricky's reaction was appropriate for someone who had been taken out by his teammate, and wasn't even severe.

>>77435509
literally zero relevance to what I said you fuckin mong. nowhere did I say you have to like him because he's Bestern Australian.

You don't like him because a cheerful, happy guy who loves to joke around. You're a contrarian and/or mentally impaired if you hate someone like that.

>>77435545
Jesus, Mehmet; calm down.

>>77435501
>Kmag
>bland
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS

>>77435548
Shouldn't you be supporting your fellow black Afro-Caribbean driver rather than a colonising whitey?

>>77435565
>You don't like him because a cheerful, happy guy who loves to joke around. You're a contrarian and/or mentally impaired if you hate someone like that.


>HURR HURR STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE
>HURR HURR IF YOU DISLIKE THINGS I LIKE YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS

>>77435544

>Renault is just doing him a favor to experience F1 again with those runs at Valencia
>Well, he was quick but the car is nothing similar to nowdays
>I bet with that arm he couldn't sustain a GP-long session
>The test at Paul Ricard was just for the fans
>He won't get the superlicense anyway
>Are we sure he can get into the 5 seconds rule?
>2017 machinery will prove he's not ready

and now

>Times are not indicative because Voyager probe's influence in the Kepler belt

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>>77435577
It's Ahmed thank you very much

>>77435581
blacks should love colonising whiteys if they know what's good for them.

>>77435590
>HURR HURR STOP DISLIKING THINGS I LIKE
>HURR HURR IF YOU DISLIKE THINGS I LIKE YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS

well, if that's the way you want to present yourself on here, that's really your call.

HE LITERALLY DRIVES WITH ONE HAND

>>77435581
For me, it's supporting who I like.
But really I only support other caribbean countries (except jamaica) during the olympics and regional competitions and I laugh my arse off when we occasionally BTFO jam*ica because of our "rivalry"

>>77435630
And your homeland that is Haiti? You have to go back.

>>77435399
He outperformed the car when he was almost won the 2012 Brazil GP, sadly he decided to crash into Hamilton instead of winning.

>>77435640

I wish you weren't so insecure about your penis size.

>>77435602
Allah yusallmak.

>>77435646
>he decided to crash into Hamilton instead of winning.
and we all applaud him for his sacrifice.

>>77435644
>haiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDnA3jobv_0
>THE COMMONWEALTH OF THE BAHAMAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQIOyVQPd3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOK7DvZzo9g
#blessed

Let's see how fast le cripple man in ultrasoft

>>77435646
He made the right choice.

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>>77430352

Summer Stream: Monza 1998

>Mika Hacks The Start
>Schumacher On Pole
>Karma Attacks DC For Spa