ITT: Athletes whose names you like saying >Pascal Chimbonda

Guilavogui. It's a cool surname.

I rate Amartey too.

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>>77426990

Jan vennegoor of hesselink

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

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Rigobert Song Bahang

Daniele de Rossi
Sounds really pleasing and aesthetic

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Ian Ormondroyd

Emmanuel Frimpong

Dick Butkus

Arkadiusz Milik

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Shabani Nonda

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>>77427057

THIS

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Mohamadou Habib Habibou

Navajo Bakboord

Jérémy Toulalan

>>77426990
JUAN
*dribbles right*
ROMAN
*dribbles left*
riquelme
*scores*

Dick Butkus

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>>77426990
>Demba Ba
>Tshabalala
>Yaya Toure
Ars Bandeet
Africans have the GOAT names.

Jack Rodwell

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Secretariat

Tayson Gay.

>>77427677
Rio Mavuba

Juraj Kucka

Dick Butkus

SLIPPY G

>>77427802
the goat

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Dick Butkus

Hector Adomaitis

>>77426990
French TV loved to make fun of his name as well when he was called to the NT out of the blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7C70tbbhR0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDihVWPiQ3E

Dick Butkus

Dick Butkus

Dick Butkus

>>77427088
>>77427677
patrician taste

Step it up lads.

Pierre van Hooijdonk

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for me, its Bacteria

Larry Csonka
Mamadou Diarra

Dick Butkus

>>77427057
+1

>>77427799
Dude have a great name and is aesthetic as fuck.

Dick Butkus

Dick Butkus

Brett Ormerod
Dimitris Salpingidis
Toumani Diagouraga

Peggy Luyindula

Dick Butkus

>>77428159
>Bananinha
my fucking sides

>>77426990

Papy Djilobodji

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>>77426990

Detlef Schrempf

Siphiwe Tshabalala

Dick Butkus

Steed Malbranque

Dick Butkus

D I C K
B U T K U S

Nolan Arenado

Dick Butkus

Bidck Dubckus

>>77428159
>roberto baggio
>born in august 94
>less than a month after the finals
>tfw you'll never convince your wife pregnant of 8 months to name your kid after the chump who lost a penalty kick in the finals and gave your country the world cup title

Louis Picasmoles

Dick Butkus

Brian "Dick Butkus" Urlacher

>>77428531
What's the proper way to say his name? I feel retarded every time I try.

>>77429087

"Dick Butt-kiss"

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Wew

Ricky van Wolfswinkel

Richard Posteriorsmooch

Oguchi Onyewu

Dick Butkus

Tim Foli

There's this guy, I think he played linebacker for the Bears... What was his name /sp/?

>>77429582

uh...is it Mike Ditka?

>>77429607
No, but his name is fun to say too... any idea, anons?

>>77429630

uh...William Perry?

>>77429649
He had a cool nickname, but that's not it either... Why can't I put my finger on it?

Bobby Zamora

Wayne Rooney

>>77429666

is it...is it Dick Butkus?

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>>77429682
Y E S

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Razak Omotoyossi

Takefusa Kubo

Ricardo Burrobeso

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Damn, this is the perfect thread for me to mention:

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

dick butkus

Suktub Kcid

penis rear end kiss

Jyrki Jokipakka

Phallus Gluteusmaximuscyssan

Osi HUMAN URINE

Richard "Big Huge Dick" Butkus

maximus decimus meridius

Dabrickashaw Ferguson

>Romelu Lukaku
>Gerardo Torrado
>Mike Krzyzewski (Sha-chef-ski)

GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO

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Shin-Soo Choo

robin van rapist
sebastian schweinsteiger
klaas jan huntelaar
wesley sneijder
le cut inside man
badstubber

Kyriakos Papadopoulos

>>77426990
"Le cut inside mane " is the most poetic thing Ive ever spoken

>>77427444
I love this shit sounds like milky

gonna have to go with Dick Butkus

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Bondz N'Gala

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What's his name /sp/astics?

Patrick Owomoyela

Kristaps Porzingis

Danny Shittu

Rick Dubkist

Aritz Aduriz

>>77429087
Delet Self

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>Vlade Divac
>Predrag "Peja" Stojaković
>Dominic Hašek

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Nani, I always repeat it in a high pitched voice when the commentator says it

Dirk Dringus

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Nnamdi Asomugha

Jussi Jääskeläinen and finnish names in general

Credence Clearwater Couto.

>>77431520
>look this up
>it's real
>FORTUNATE SON STARTS PLAYING

Yaya banana
Shunsuke nakamura

Miroslav Satan

>>77430526
This
Andmany more greeks

Gimi Raikkonen

Rubens Sambueza

>>77431536
It ain't me!

ludovic giuly

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Pic related. Reminds me of this song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ytei6bu7kQ

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Razvan Rat

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Steed Malbranque

Charles Fannylips

JOSE BOSINGWA

VOLKAN DEMIREL

Lallana

for me it's papa bouba diop

jan-ingwer callsen-bracker
sokratis papastathopoulos

also
>>77427057

Jérémy Toulalan
Giovanni van Bronckhorst
sokratis papastathopoulos

Most of the Greece 2004 squad

>Kostas Katsouranis
>Traianos Dellas
>Zisis Vryzas
>Giourkas Seitaridis

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Vinny del Negro

>no Babangida or Babayaro

ITT: plebs

>>77426990
he's name bacame a song in 2006 honhon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7C70tbbhR0

Dick Butkus

Chyngrynsky

Batsuashyi

Buddy Biancalana

>>77429087
donald trump

Porntip Banananutsack

I enjoyed saying Goikoetxea when I was a kid.

Hugo Lloris

Peter pekarik

Steve McManaman

Julian Draxler

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>>77431418

Anze Kopitar
Giblert

ivan ivanov

>>77429087
Thatlef Shremf

djemba djemba
mbomba
nortei nortey

>>77432451
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Mario Melchiot

>Milk Yacht

André André

dja djedje

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>>77426990

Zotsara Randriambololona

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Franco Foda

Mike "Not Dick Butkus" Singletary

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>>77426990
Hmm, could it be because his name sounds a bit like that of a certain primate?

Could you possibly be a bit of a racist, OP?

I was gonna say Ara Parseghian, but since he just died I'm gonna have to with Dick Butkus

Bogdan Bogdanovic

89iq slav tier

>>77427799
Bakayoko
Is he part Japanese and shiet?

>>77435755
No, but if you posted Dick Butkus you're homophobic :^)

africans have great names

nwankwo kanu
didier drogba
moussa sissoko

Bixente Lizarazu

jimmy pebbles

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>>77431520
>>77431536
>>77431953

here's a picture of Creedence Clearwater giving Creedence Clearwater a Creedence Clearwater shirt.

>>77435833
>didier
>not DDA

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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlian
Kepa Arrizabalaga
Costel Pantilimon
Walter Herrmann Heinrich

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>>77435882

Maksim Maksimov

Angel Rangel

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>>77428159
>Charles Miller

>>77426990
Robert Acquafresca

>>77436010
The guy who brought football to Brazil, what's funny about it

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Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

Juninho Pernumbacano

had a nice ring to it on pes5/6

>>77426990
Marc Overmars

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>>77426990
Steven N'zonzi

Aleksandar Dragović
Shinji Kagawa
Esteban Cambiasso

>>77439910
honestly that's a fucked up surname

never met anyone with Boa Morte for a family name irl

>>77432572
came here for this one.
If I say it repeatedly, it sounds like the beginning of 'The Way You Make Me Feel'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As

>>77430780
Any more Dick pics?

PEDRO
MIGUEL
PAULETA

KAREEM ABDUL-JAABAR

HAKEEM THE DREAM OLAJUWON

BJORN EINAR ROEMOREN
VELI-MATTI LINDSTROM
JAKUB BŁASZCZYKOWSKI
IZUGABE UGONOH

Bastian Schweinsteiger

>>77440252
OH SHIT I FORGOT THE GOAT

HEINZ-HARALD FRENTZEN

>>77431510
Mika Väyrynen

Dario Srna

Metta World Peace

Chimdi Chekwa

Demba Papiss Cisse

Dimitar Berbatov

>>77429198
>>77429671
>>77430517
All of these. Also
Jean-Christophe Bahebeck
Paulo Dybala
Emil Forsberg

Van der vaart

>>77440029
Does it mean something in Portuguese?

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>>77441449
yes, "Good Death"

Nerman

>ctrl+f salihamidzic
>0 results
plebs

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Razak Pimpong

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Metta World Peace

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Asamoah Gyan

Bixente Lizarazu

dirk nowitzski
metta world peace
dick butkus
sebastien scheweinsteiger
nijel de jong
kareem abdul jabar
>shaw
la aeropuerto de cristiano ronaldo
gary lineker
>kobr
lukaku
jelle van damme
100% judas
tony kroos
england's brave "___ ___"
gareth bayol

ter Stegen
Aritz Aduriz
Basile Boli

Bobo Balde

Bas Dost

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>>77426990
Bolby Bryant

Iker Muniain
Alassane Pleá
Pierre van Hoojidonk
Coutinho
Jérémie Aliadière
Bixente Lizarazu

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Katarina Johnson-Thompson.

Try NOT to say it in a Scouse accent.

PROTIP: You can't.

Jean Louis Akpa Akpro

DJ Mbenga

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>>77430230

Azpilicueta
Shirley(Schürrle)

>>77427524
based duck throwing man
I have his autograph

>>77426990
DJEMBA
J
E
M
B
A

Amrabat too

Goretzka
Yarmolenko
Konoplyanka
Bartosz Kapustka
Bakayoko
Schmelzer
Adebayo Akinfenwa
Gudjohnsen
Kerzhakov
Richarlison
Tioté (rip)
Bafetimbi Gomis
Allan Saint-Maximin
Kelechi Iheanacho
Tielemans
Sadio Mané

Jérémie Aliadière

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Piss Check

>>77426990
mbrappe

Any Scottish footballer, but on the provision you say it in an excitable high pitched accent

>Shaun Maloniiii

Jaroslav Plasil
Kim Kallstrom
Ola Toivonen
Terror Fanteni
Shola Amoebi
Gabriel Obertan

>>77448605
And of course Rakitic, as well as bony wilfried

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What did Wikipedia mean by this?

>>77448645
he's a pretty solid cb tbf imho

Carsten Jancker
Bernd Schneider
Bixente Lizarazu
Jerzy Dudek
Torsten Frings
Brad Friedel

>>77448711
Torsten Frings sounds like a brand of potato chips

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>>77427057

Dick Trickle
Earthwind Moreland
Rusty Kuntz
Misty Hyman
God Shammgod
Coco Crisp

Radamel Falcão

>>77431439
Marcus Tuiasosopo

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ALPHA IBRAHIM BAH

Dick Butkus

>>77427057
>>77427088
>>77427092
>>77429198
>>77430526
>>77431520
>>77431510
>>77432750
>>77441598

Patrician Taste

Aristide Bancè

>>77426990
Bastian Schweinsteiger

David Batty

>>77426990
Laureno Bisan Etame-Mayer

S T E L I O S

G I A N N A K O P O L O U S

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Argel Fucks

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not a single mention of
>Zinedine Zidane

what did they mean by this?

Chris Bart-Williams

Exodus Geohaghon
it sounds like a Final Fantasy name

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>>77435882
>The only thing that I regret is that some people are more interested in me because of my name than because of my qualities as a footballer
well i wonder why

Kawaii Leonard

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Tshimanga Biakabutuka

DELE ALLI
CHARISTEAS

Krychowiak
Adam Lallana
Paul Scholes

Balasz Dzsudzsak

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Corn Elder

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Georgi Kinkladze

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So fucking many.

>Robert Acquafresca
>Antonio Floro Flores
>Sinisa Mihajlovic
>David Ginola
>Luca Toni
>Ujfalusi
>Niko Kranjcar
>Roberto Dinamite
>Antonios Nikopolidis

Billy Twelvetrees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eefHqqT2XN8

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Boli Bolingoli Bombo

Marrcooooo paroooooollllooooooo

gonna have to go with dick butkus