/trans/ Getting bored of Neymar edition

Serie A sides Cagliari, Sassuolo and Verona are all interested in Arsenal defender Carl Jenkinson, 25. (Corriere dello Sport, via Talksport)

>Watford expect to complete the signing of Fluminense forward Richarlison over the next few days, provided the 20-year-old Brazilian is granted a work permit. (Hertfordshire Mercury)

Newcastle risk missing out on £17.5m-rated Benfica midfielder Andreas Samaris, 28. (Mirror)

>Former Chelsea boss Avram Grant met Levski Sofia's owners about taking over as manager of the Bulgarian club. (Standart - in Bulgarian)

Sheffield United and Barnsley are pursuing 24-year-old Huddersfield striker Joe Lolley. (Mail)

>Derby County manager Gary Rowett says the Rams are working "incredibly hard" to add to their squad. (Telegraph)

Chelsea are struggling to convince Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches, 19, to join them on loan and are continuing to look at other targets.(Evening Standard)

>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp will not sign another midfielder this summer despite missing out on RB Leipzig's 22-year-old Naby Keita, says former defender Jamie Carragher. (Independent)

Reds forward Sadio Mane has emerged as a new target for Italian giants Inter Milan with the club expecting to bid £35m for the 25-year-old.(Daily Express)

>Bournemouth have shown interest in signing Leicester City winger Demarai Gray, 21, who is looking to leave the former champions. (Leicester Mercury)

Matias Vecino has completed his Inter medical, so should officially join from Fiorentina later today

>Milan are reportedly willing to offer €30m to sign Lazio forward Keita Baldé Diao, also a target for Juventus and Inter.

Fiorentina have reportedly offered €12m for Borussia Dortmund winger Emre Mor.

>Reports in France say Dalbert could join Inter this weekend, but Nice want a big sell-on fee.

Kostas Manolas assures he’ll “definitely” stay at Roma, after his aborted move to Zenit St Petersburg.

>Inter winger Jonathan Biabiany is set to join Sparta Prague, on loan with option to buy.

Juventus are reportedly unwilling to raise their offer for Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Blaise Matuidi above €15m.

>Valencia are close to signing Inter defender Jeison Murillo and are hopeful of completing a deal for the Colombian this week, say reports in Spain.

>Reports suggest Milan have met with Suso’s agent today, and the winger wants to stay at San Siro.

Atletico Madrid will make one more signing this window despite their ban on registering player, chief executive Miguel Angel Gil Marin has confirmed.

>Atletico Madrid star Antoine Griezmann is Barcelona’s number one transfer target to replace Neymar, who is expected to join Paris Saint-Germain

Spain international duo Juan Mata and Ander Herrera are both set to sign new contracts at Manchester United

>Real Betis are closing in on the signing of Montpellier playmaker Ryad Boudebouz

Fenerbahce central defender and Denmark international captain Simon Kjaer is undergoing a medical with Sevilla on Tuesday, it has been confirmed.

>Malaga have reportedly joined the race for midfielder Lorenzo Crisetig, who looks set for a summer departure from Bologna.

Besiktas have entered the race to sign Valencia’s Aymen Abdennour, but the defender’s preference is to play in Italy or England

>Italian giants Roma are shifting their attention to Real Madrid winger Lucas Vazquez after failing to land Leicester’s Riyad Mahrez

Alaves have completed the permanent signing of Brazilian central defender Rodrigo Ely from Milan on a four-year contract.

>Real Betis have agreed terms with Zenit St. Petersburg midfielder Javi Garcia, beating Malaga to the deal

Jesus Navas has agreed a return to Sevilla and an announcement confirming his signing is expected on Tuesday

>Liverpool have rejected a new €100m bid from Barcelona for Philippe Coutinho, according to @mohamedbouhafsi.

Barcelona representatives over the last few days have been calling their big European club partners to bring about an anti-Paris front. Unfortunately for Les Parisiens, this strategy seems to be working as Bayern Munich and Juventus have responded favourably to calls from Barcelona, according to L’Équipe.

>Fiorentina are in advanced talks to sign Emre Mor, per @AlfredoPedulla. Borussia Dortmund want €20m for the 20-year-old.

Liverpool are ramping up their Virgil van Dijk chase as Southampton prepare for his exit with £12m bid for Lazio's Wesley Hoedt. (Daily Mail)

>Alexis Sanchez appears to be on his way to London - after boarding a Paris-bound flight from Chile. (The Sun)

Jurgen Klopp has a simple and emphatic message for Barcelona: "Read my lips, Philippe Coutinho is not for sale". But Klopp has eyed Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches as the ideal man to replace Coutinho. (Daily Mirror)

>Newcastle risk missing out on Greece international Andreas Samaris as Rafael Benitez's budget headache continues. (Daily Mirror)

Chelsea are interested in signing Leicester City midfielder Danny Drinkwater, according to Sky sources.

>Sky sources understand Kelechi Iheanacho is to have a medical at Leicester today ahead of £25m transfer from Manchester City.

Neymar is shite lads

>>77420633
https://twitter.com/DiMarzio and https://twitter.com/parisunited6 is pretty legit

>>77420644
Di Marzio has a twitter account but he's a professional journalist.

How far will Conte fall from grace this season lads? Will it be Mouyes tier after he made fun of his balding?

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>buy 60m players
>sell for £4.7m
what's this economic model called?

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>>77420655
>mfw Conte's hair starts falling out again

>>77420650
still breaks news on his twitter acc

>>77420659
lmao in what universe did the winner of an obama look-a-like contest cost 60m

>>77420655
He's already making excuse
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/10969485/alvaro-morata-lacking-fitness-says-chelsea-boss-antonio-conte?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

>>77420659
Its called "free market"

Well /sp/, what's the verdict?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40710224

>freddy adu to Sandecja Nowy Sącz
Oh shit. He back lads

>>77420624
>Barcelona representatives over the last few days have been calling their big European club partners to bring about an anti-Paris front. Unfortunately for Les Parisiens, this strategy seems to be working as Bayern Munich and Juventus have responded favourably to calls from Barcelona, according to L’Équipe.

I'm not sure I get that a 100% but if psg is fucked I'm all for it.

>>77420686
You just know that day was made up by magazines like Cosmo to sell shit

>>77420659
Fernando cost twelve million, selling him for £4.7m after three seasons is decent

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>>77420686

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>>77420686
finally an excuse to piss off my wife

>>77420700
Yeboah

shall i join the army lads?

been neet for too long

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>>77420710
I remember when I had FUN with Prisma, and it wasn't about Shirou.

>>77420703
When JuBentus, Buyern and Crapcelona are seething @you you know you are doing something right.

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>>77420722
Should have stuck to the yuri content, fuck dudes desu famalam whoa Black Betty famalam whoa Black Betty famalam.

>>77420700
honestly its Le Tissier.
first 2 looks like a good player against Sunday League defence, Yeboah's is a fluke which just luckily bounced the way it did, Beckham's goal is a boneidle keeper

>>77420721
no, absolutely not

>>77420729
Put down the bottle senpai.

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What should I have for my tea tonight?

>>77420700
First two were the best.

>>77420737
Go out for dinner with a date off Tinder

>>77420700
>no Jamie Pollock

>>77420721
Got any A levels? If you got 180 UKAS points you can join Officer Training. I have that much but me fucked physically.

>>77420700
>>77420719
>>77420730
I say Wallace or Becks.

>>77420732
Don't bully desu.

>>77420703
The fuck does it even mean? Are they going to be super bitchey to PSG from now on?

>>77420745
that was second tier lad

>>77420746
>UKAS

>>77420763
Fuck knows mate it was over a decade ago, UCAS, UKAT whatever.

>>77420745
Imagine scoring a goal like Gazza's against Scotland at the wrong fucking end. I still find it incredible every time I watch it.

>>77420695
How contrived. Sad really! When Morata evidently fails as Chelseas main striker and they bottle the league completely, how will he ever justify sacking Diego Costa?

>>77420655
Squad looks pretty thin and they've sold/loaned a lot of fringe players for some reason.

Unless they suddenly have an amazing window they are fooked for sure.

>>77420615
>>Derby County manager Gary Rowett says the Rams are working "incredibly hard" to add to their squad. (Telegraph)

Best piece of news. Riveting, almost.

Those first two goals were great. Beckham's one was meme-tier (he was just a Charlie Adams with fashionable hair) and Le Tissier's was just a boring long shot, much like Yeboah's.

>another day
>another day with no signings

>you now remember N'djock's own goal
>you now remember David Alaba's own goal
>you now remember Lee Dixon's own goal
>you now remember Chris Brass own goal
>you now remember Roche's own goal
>you now remember Fetus Baise own goal
>you now remember Frank Queudrue's own goal

WEW LADDY BOY.

Wake me up when nerman cucks ffp bullshit

>>77420794
I like that he's sticking to his reputation for boring as fuck football by selling all their good attacking players.

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tfw gundogan will be like a whole new signing

>>77420826
a signing of a walking corpse just waiting to stumble and break some limbs.

>>77420826

Don't get too excited, wont be long before he's injured again

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when is he moving to The Prem?

>>77420825

this.

Derby becoming the new birmingham. A shit team nobody wants to play against or watch

>spend years stealing players from other leagues with their money
>someone with even more bucks come in and do the same to them
>MUH FAIRNESS

>>77420833
>>77420846
delet

>this goal was disallowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyyO_hUhjzE

>this wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knedl7GzyLw

Based on transfers so far this will be the EPL standings next season:

1. City
2. United
3. Chelsea
4. Liverpool
5. Arsenal
6. Spurs
7. Everton
8. Westham
.
.
.
18. Watford
19. Huddersfield
20. Brighton and Hove Albion

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>Gundogan will be like a new signing

>>77420850
He's 29 yo already

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>navas

When will these meme unveil videos end?

>>77420869
wouldbuydönerfrom/10

>>77420865
Bit of a shit clip for the first one because it doesn't show if he was offside or not.

>>77420874
So what? Matic is 29 and he's the only signing we've had this week.

>>77420866
>8. Westham

>>77420866
Why aren't Brighton spending, they've got loads of money.

>>77420890
He's well past his prime + injury prone.
You really want someone in your team who will injure himself in training

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4749782/Sevilla-kidnap-Jesus-Navas-Manchester-City.html

Seriously these transfer announcements are getting way out of hand

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>C-chelsea are r-r-ruining f-f-football!!!!!!

HOWLING LADS. HOWLINNNNNG!

>the PSG front
What are their objectives and how do they achieve them?

>>77420900
Yeah, man. I really do. Call me a pervert but I love that shit.

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>Ronaldo is only 94

LMAO.

>>77420891

:^)

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>The Chinese Super League is in crisis, with 13 clubs set to forfeit involvement next season due to unpaid salaries.

H O W L I N G !

>>77420904
>kidnapping the wrong jesus

kek

>>77420907
that 205m figure has been lowballed desu
>Ederson - £40m
>Walker - £55m
>Mendy - £51m
>Danilo - £30m
>Silva - £45m
221m

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>>77420916

>>77420914
its just a video game

now want to play xbox? add me. my gamertage is STEVENF

>>77420901
Someone post the Spurs 'Search for Silverware' image

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>>77420928
:(

Neiymar is a best in the world
We
Are
love
you
#Jr
You Come PSG

>>77420924
Silva for 45 is a bargain, especially if you consider the actual state of the market.

I doubt anyone here watch liguain but you'll see what I mean shortly

>>77420932
>100% upload
>this pops up
>duplicate image error

Fuck you.

>>77420924
you're chatting absolute bollocks pal

>>77420700
the fact they even put beckhams goal in unironically is a joke

the people that vote for it will be mindless customers

reminds me of a video of an american commentator going mental because a player scored from over halfway, because the goalkeeper went into the box for a 90th minute corner kick, and the other team hoofed it in after the ball spilled out

>>77420936
I agree. he was touted to United for over 60m earlier in the season

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Nerman to PSG confirmed lads

>>77420932
>>77420937
Thanks la's

>>77420936
You're absolutely right.
I don't know how that happened.

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why are Germanic footballers so fat?

>>77420938
So what if I am? Fuck you, nigger.

Net Spend in millions of € since 2008

€1,228 Man City
€861 Man Utd
€645 PSG
€542 Chelsea
€521 Barcelona
€302 Real Madrid

>>77420924

How much will City spend next summer when they lose in the CL quarters?

>>77420907
>the city of manchester customers

>>77420907
Spending money is only bad when NotMyClub FC does it

better than having a single, traditionally rich team walk the league and buy out their rivals best players every year

>>77420947
storing up fat reserves to btfo west brom and barca again

REMINDER: Real Madrid spent £40m on a 16 year old

>When Sweden play Denmark the abbreviation is SWE - DEN
>When you realise that the remaining part of the words are DEN - MARK

>>77420938
this anon >>77420948 isn't me. Give me time to dig out the sources

>>77420950

Holy shit!

>1.2 billion and you have stones as your starting CB

>>77420950
Wtf is England doing

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>>77420947
>Germanic

>>77420950
What about net spend since 2014, when Man Utd started really spending?

>>77420961
>>>/9gag/

>>77420952
depends who they lose to.

>>77420950
>Chelsea net spend
I dont trust Chelsea's net spend bullshit that Luiz transfer to PSG was definitely suspicious as fuck

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Most Expensive Signings in PL Team.

>>77420950
Real Madrid actually have teams they can sell to i.e. the PL teams. It's a bit more difficult for Man Utd et al.

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>>77420961
>mfw Denmark is by far the better team after Zlatan retired

Matej Delac:

Signed: 2010
Games Played: 0
Loans Moves: 9
Chelsea Football Club's longest-serving player

>>77420981

>the state of defense
>sterling
>ederson
>di maria

might finish top 4

>>77420981
>I now remember Di Maria at United

>>77420987
That is absolutely tragic

>>77420938
here we go. off by a few.
Ederson - £35m
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/ederson-completes-347m-man-city-transfer/
Walker - £55m
http://www.mcfcwatch.com/2017/07/13/manchester-city-on-the-verge-of-signing-kyle-walker-in-a-deal-worth-up-to-55m-report/
Mendy - £52m
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/24/manchester-city-sign-benjamin-mendy-monaco-transfer-window
Danilo - £27m
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/23/man-city-complete-danilo-signing-real-madrid-five-year-deal/
Silva - £43m
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40061812

point still stands sky sports lowballed that 201m figure

>>77420994

probably will go down as one of united's worst signings ever. not his fault completely, but given Van Gaal tactics and the price he's gotta be top 3 worst all time.

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Would you a Giroud?

>>77420994
>making a heart with his hands after one of his only goals kek

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>>77420981
>Mustafi

>>77421008
that picture is very apt

>>77421011
I'm trying to think of a more expensive CB but I can't. David Luiz? He was £30M? I can't remember.

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>>77421000
Not including this 10m pound man

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>>77421008

>>77421017
Mangala, £42m

Mouyes reject 11

Cech
Filipe Luiz - David Luiz - Bonucci - Bertrand
Salah - Mata - Schneiderlin - KDB
Lukaku - Robben

Subs:
Schurrle
Garay

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>>77421019
Is Txiki the biggest fraud in world football?

>>77420981
>1 (one) world class player

Holy shit my dudes.

>>77421025
the 42m was guessed by the press

>>77420920
He means that Chelsea aren't an English club they're a foreign club residing in England.

>>77421025
That's one. Should fix it desu.

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>>77421028
>I was at Barca when they were good so I must be good
its a great gimmick desu

>>77420869
>hello, where are the chippy butties?

>>77421019
Taxi looks like the onion's film critic

>>77421017
>>77421025
good old Rio Fernand for £39.10m

How can City flop even though they spend that much of money on their backs?

>>77421033
brace yourself for this news
>What can now be confirmed is that City paid Porto a total of €30.5m (€30,503,590 to be precise) for the 56.67% of Mangala’s sporting rights that the Portuguese giants owned owned. However, the deal didn’t end there. The contract states that City were then obligated to buy out Mangala’s remaining rights from Doyen Sports (33.3% owners) and Danubio (10% owners).
>we can conclude that City most likely paid a total of €53.8m, or roughly £41.4m, for Mangala – not the £32m that was widely reported at the time.
http://www.mcfcwatch.com/2016/01/20/brace-yourself-mangalas-transfer-fee-is-now-confirmed/

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>>77421046
>>77421025
>>77421017

*Rio Ferdinand

>>77421046
29m

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>>77421040
>le let in every single shot he faces man

thank god he's being replaced

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http://www.espn.co.uk/football/english-premier-league/23/blog/post/3168622/matej-delac-chelsea-longest-serving-player-on-the-life-of-an-eternal-loanee

Poor Delac. Been there since he was 17

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>>77421046
>>77421055
um, no sweatie

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>>77421057

>>77421057
>>77421055
>>77421046
>>77421064
>The final book value of Ferdinand's contract in Manchester United's accounts was £34 million

>>77421060
>replaced with Le spill every shot and rush out exposed man

Thank jehovah indeed.

>>77420907
>buy 15 players within the span of 2 seasons
>3/4 go out on loan and never actually play for the club

>>77421051
>>77421051

>Doyen Sports (33.3% owners) and Danubio (10% owners).
These parasites are the problem.

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discuss

>>77420967
>two goals in the very same match
kys

>>77421083
qt

>>77421083
He should stop hanging up with nerman really

what about Nicolás Otamendi? didnt he also cost more than Mustafi

>>77421092
no he was 32m I think

>>77421051
Just because they paid porto 30.5m for their 57% it doesn't mean they paid an identical fee (% wise) to the other third parties.

>>77421092

nah

28 mill la

>>77421071
>using shitty transfermarkt.com that quotes figures in euros in 2002 then converts it back into pounds today like it means anything or proves anything!

You sure told everyone, Franz.

>>77421092
Otamendi was basically just Valencia writing off Negredo's balance after they got mugged on a loan/buy deal

>>77421102
i'm sry

>tfw the mangler absolutely shut down Costa on his debut
>then he shut down Ibramemeovic

shame he has a pea brain because he has all the physical qualities to be a top class CB

>>77421097
Im going off a heavily biased source in favour of the club which claims to have a copy of the players transfer contract. These "owners" will dictate whatever price they wish. Look at Kia Joorabchian

>>77421114
He should just be rolled out against physical teams

>>77421115
Citywatch is just an aggregator, they post anything that names the club

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>>77421071
Any update on anon retired from Life FC ?

>>77420659
>mistakes fernando for fernandinho

>>77420659
in this market 4.7 is an absolute steal

Why is Coutinho so highly rated? Decent attacking midfielder with the occasional blooter in his locker

>>77421130
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBn4LDjrBU

>Make Navas wear a binbag for his reveal
appropriate desu

>>77421136
a combination of desperate Barca and deluded scousers

>>77421122

Would just keep him around for derbies so he can pocket that big mong lukaku desu

>>77421136
best AM in the epl

>>77421151
>who is de Bruyne

>>77421151
>not Silva
>not KdB
>not Pogba
>not Micky
>not Mane

Kys.

>>77421151
>better than kev brown or silvas 1 and 2
"no"

>>77421155
I'd say maybe Erikson too

>>77421151

De Buryne>Silva>Ozil>Silva>Eriksen>Mata>coutinho

>>77421161
Yeah I forgot him when I posted. Based on chances created I'd rate even Invisibzil above Coutinho.

>>77421161
Id also include sigurdsson as well 2bh

>>77420670
The worst thing is he looked like a badass in that bald pic someone posted, a lot better than his current ringo looking hair t b h

corrected dearest 11 incoming (premier league obviously)

Ederson (£35m)
Walker (£55m)- Stones(£50m)- Mangala(£42m)-
Mendy (£52m)
Di Maria (£60m) - Pogba (£90m)- De Bruyne (£55m)
Lukaku (£90m) - Morata (£70m)

Total = £599m

>>77421151
>Who is Ozil
>Who is Sanchez
>Who is Alli
>Who is Erikson

>>77421176
>dearest 11
>only has 10 players
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77421176

>that defence
>those strikers

Midfield is pretty good though

>>77421176
ffs forgot Sterling. post ruined.

around £650m

>>77421177
Sanchez isn't a AM. The other three I'd rate above Coutinho. Plus KdB, Silva, Mata and maybe Siggy (kinda). If Pogba played there, him as well.

So, it turns out that Coutinho is actually the worst attacking mid in the league.

>>77421136

End product.

>>77421195
correct

coutinho is actually holding liverpool back whoa

>britdumbs not rating philippinho qtinho

color me surprise

>>77421195

the only AMs better than are De Bruyne, Silva and Ozil imo

>>77421080
They are not.

>>77421155
>>not Silva
old, overrated. le pass sideways man. Never been good enough for a top team, hence why he stays at city

>>not KdB
overrated winger

>>not Pogba
youre right not pogba

>>not Micky
literally whom

>>not Mane
i like him 2bh but not on coutinhos level yet


@ 08/01/17(Tue)14:46:18 No.77421177

>Who is Ozil
le walk around slowly and contribute nothing man

>Who is Sanchez
i like him, its pretty close

>Who is Alli
english so overrated x 5

>Who is Erikson
inconsistant, cant control games like coutinho

>>77421195
not at all, he's just tnot on eriksson or kdb levels.

>>77421204
Go get your teeth bleached Roberto

>>77421204
abl is a mental illness la

>>77421210
Absolute state of this festering dumpster of a post

>Rating mikhataryan above coutinho

He had about 4 good games against the likes of hull and watford. Hes honestly not even the top 7 AMs in the prem.

Tom Ince > Coutinho

>>77421195
Nah he's good just not great

>>77421225
and every time coutinho plays hull or watford he fails to break them down, ends up blasting long shots and liverpool lose

if liverpool had played a prime david dunn over coutinho they'd be premier league champions

Ericksen is undoubtedly the best AM in the league.

den de brunuh

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>all these SEETHING ABL's

You'll be crying by March. IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR PIC RELATED.

didnt know this was an ABL community. im schocked and for the worst reasons

eriksen is unironically the most overrated player in the league

consistently gets exposed against good teams

>>77421151
Solid bait, well played

>>77421241
https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/players/hit_woodwork?se=54

Not even close to are kev's level

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>Le yaya toure without the goals, assists, technique, ability to control a game, short intricate passing and turning up for big games.

Why does anybody rate him again?

>>77421249
love these kind of posts. same spastics who say kane's a 3 season wonder.

>>77421258
Post a player with a better goal to dab ratio.

Pro tip: you can't.

>>77421260
le never score outside of the prem man

>>77421260
he will be a 3 season wonder after spuds get exposed as pitch babbies next season

>>77421263
Dybala

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>>77421269
He just does his mask thing m8

>>77421273
top kek

Is David Wagner a meme, or a legitimately good manager?

>>77421268
This desu

Who is better

>le turn up against big teams but shit against midtable tier teams guy

or

>le turn up against league shitters but invisible against big teams guy

>>77421260
spurs are a team with decent players playing in their proper positions with no glaring weaknesses and this was enough for them finish as runners up to a team playing with Victor Moses as wing back and enough for them to drop out of the CL at the group stage and then lose to Koninklijke Atletiek Associatie Gent in the EL

they do not have world class players like Coutinho, they have good players

>>77421277
his meme tactics work against farmers and builders but will get found out

>>77421273
Speaking of jewventus, what ever happened to the united/pogba hating slav? did he kill himself after united won europa and juventus lost the champions league final again

>>77421273
Tell me about Dybala, why does he wear the mask?

>>77421285
>they do not have world class players like Coutinho
let yourself down here lad

>>77421241
I rate KdB higher than Eriksen
.t spud

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Imagine I rewrote "I need a hero" to talk about strikers, and you found it very fun.

I CBA so please do it in your mind.

>>77421263
Dr. Jesse Lingard, PhD

Spurs will also have to deal with every shit tier team in the league getting hyped up for their big day at wembley

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>Manchester United
>Manchester City
>Manchester

>>77421277
Dunno, there are a lot of stupid managers in the Championship. The English ones mostly.

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>>77421269
>Pogba = gone
>Bonucci = gone
Dybala is the last of the 3 dabsketeers

>>77421305

You should be rating Silva higher than anyone because without him the city attack doesnt even function.

>>77421303
want to give a shot at explaining how Liverpool finished in the top 4?

>>77421311
Just change hero to striker, 90% of the lyrics fit.

>>77421318
The next time you score a goal and see the opportunity to dab, dont go to it.
The dab is dead. Bury it.
Long live the Billy Dance.

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Yaya unleashing his final form

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>man chest hair united

want to give lrl a good hard spanking

>>77421290
I don't know, /seriea/ is worried as well and Albania just won't do as a replacement

>>77421334
>having chest hair
You have chest hair as a man? You don't shave it?

>>77421333
what is this dab technique called?

>>77421335
Get in line.

So does anyone here actually watch football?

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>>77421333
This is his true final form

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>ywn be a league 1 tier, gay hating striker that plays for burnley

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77421349
coquelin isn't a striker and doesn't play for burnley

>>77421346
What's football?

>>77421346
haha what kind of sad bastard would do such a thing

>sitting through 2 hours of watching men kicking a ball around the field that will have absolutely no consequence for you

>>77421347
>ABLiver
Truly /ourguy/

>>77421210
Proxy off brother

>>77421346
I wonder why I do sometimes, it can really ruin a great day out.

lallana > kevin de bruno

>>77421346
I have a watch. Well, I used to but now I just use my phone mainly. Don't know if that counts.

>>77421372
I still wear a watch because sometimes I'm holding my pint and I'm holding a pint for someone else who's gone for a piss and I want to know what time it is.

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any update on the beautiful woman to me situation?

>>77420703
They'll stop returning their calls regarding players.

THAT. IRONY.

>>77421325
Dunno lad. I really like KdB.

>>77421385
guarantee she didn't read any of those books and just has them there for attention

women are objects

>>77420914
Henry was barely 90

Utter bollocks

>>77421397
this

>>77420914
>80 pas

kek

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>>77421347
>mfw when Lellana squared up against Yaya, and he picked him up and shook him like a ragdoll

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>>77421411
>yaya got away with it and went on to score the winning pen, lallana meanwhile was so shaken he choked his

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>Joey Barton is only 34 years old
face like a leather bag. what happened?

Why is anyone talking about Manchester City?
have the glory hunting kids that picked city finally reached posting age? Or has the sky conditioning worked wonders on the man u glory hunters that were already here?
Nobody cares

>>77421421
nice hair tho

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For me, it's Philippinho Couto.

going to get my hair cut tomorrow

what should i get

>>77421431
who do you support?

>>77421448
reverse wimbledon

>>77421431
>seething customer

>>77421448
Apara na frente e pica atrás, és sueco então lhe cairá bem :^)

>>77421431
>why is anyone talking about one of the best clubs in the league who are featuring heavily in the transfer market

Dunno, should we talk about Arsenal instead?

>>77420979
>Luiz transfer to PSG was definitely suspicious as fuck
what about that was suspicious?

>>77421459
I called man u fans glory hunters you thick memeing cunt
Try and communicate without memetexting memewords next time

arsenal always get injuries and fourth place trophy and st tottenringhams but not last year haha

>>77421469
>why is anyone talking about one of the best clubs in the league
Thought we're talking about City?

>>77421488
world class banter

>>77421418
Easily the highlight of the season la
Plus Big Willy cemented his status as the goat penalty stopper

>>77421469
>tfw you realise /sp/ is just plebs without friends

>>77421485
What a strange post

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>>77421502

who /raining cats and dogs and thunderstorm/ here

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>>77421349

>>77421523
its sunny here desu

>>77421421
Sun damage.

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>>77421448

>>77421523
i wish

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which team does Anthony 'The Humbled' Joshua support?

>>77421545

what the fuck was he thinking?

>>77421551
>black

Take a guess.

>>77421551
charlton

>>77421556
its a guardiola test of faith

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>>77421431
>s-stop talking about succesful clubs and pay attention to my shitty club who is irrelevant in this /trans/ thread

any have 190kg's youtube account?
Want to feel better about myself.

>>77421556
Probably going bald and instead of being a faggot like Bale he accepted like a man.

>>77421569
It was more that 2 or 3 years ago nobody gave a shit, now that poop is there and sky are pushing them people are talking about them

>>77421576
You know that's not actually him?

>>77421584
>shaving off all your hair to spite your face is accepting it like a man

Reminder, anyone who pushes the "just shave it off" meme is a slaphead trying to drag you down with him

>>77421603
its uncanny. fooled me

https://youtu.be/zNFbnN80GDs

I'm just happy for the guy.

>>77421603
t. 1,90ºC

If one of you find gents would be so kind as to redpill me on Serge Aurier that would be A+

>>77421624
He called his manager a faggot and the manager unironically played him again

>>77421624
hothead

>>77421608
Depends on how badly you're balding and the manner of, a receding hairline by itself is fine and there's no need to shave it off sure, but when it's from the center of the head it looks awful.

>>77421593
>Sky
I'm interested in Pep all on my own.

>>77421593
Because they are probably the most exciting team in the league, and it is only a matter of time before they become dominant domestically and internationally.
Big money signings, attractive and offensive style of play, great marketability.
They are becomming what United once were

>>77421656
why do you write like you're from their marketing team u fucking weirdo?

>>77421656
That's ridiculous. I hope you know that. They haven't win anything.

1. City
2. United
3. Liverpool
4. Leicester

>>77421678
what do you mean by this?

>>77421670
>This triggers the autist

>>77421678
what are you smoking

>>77421670
Don't you like how Man City play? Isn't it exciting? Isn't it beautiful?

>>77421683
>spends afternoon waxing poetically about City and their brand awareness in emerging markets
>has the gall to call someone else an autist
you're a real crumb bum

>>77421678
as a liverpool fan im okay with this

>>77421678
Pep will never win the premier league

>>77421678
Huddersfield is top 6.

>>77421700
It is 2bh. Compare it to the turgid shit that Man Utd offer up and it's two different worlds despite them spending similar money