Blue Jays @ White Sox

Engel you dumbfuck

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rest in pieces joe smith edition

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1st for JASH DAHNALDSAN

Engel ded

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Almost a great catch

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fucking donny

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>shields

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>>77415390
BIG GAME JAMES

>come to shitpost
>6 pitches and inning over and I missed it all

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>>77415407
What's stopping you from making fun of the Sox.

so fucking close

>andershit

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>>77415407
you didnt miss anything

shields has plenty more homers to give

>>77415458
nah the team cant hit for shit unless its the 9th inning

>>77415468
How perfect, the Sox bullpen will blow another game.

>Tigers fan in the stands

>>77415468
doesnt matter cause its shields

even you or I could hit a home run against him

>walking dunnvidson

>>77415487
hes probably observing to see if the sox break their 2003 record

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>a big red down arrow

Moncada pls

>>77415487
>avila gets traded by his dad
He must feel wanted.

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>>77415508
yes and?

lets hope this can get marcos confidence back

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>>77415537
>its a
>big
>red
>down arrow

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>bulls night at the park

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>its an arrow that points downward signifying lower rates of interest on a mortgage

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>>77415490

>>77415552
>>77415568
oh shit, can you dump these? i don't have any summer /cold one/ pictures to spam

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>>77415558
Will it get better this year?

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>>77415585
Probably not.

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was bort too dimed for the down arrows that he had to go into the Pringles Ketchup slippery slide business?

>>77415583
I wish I had more friend but these two were the only ones I could find

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>>77415597
>>77415585
nope

>>77415605
fuck it i'll try to make some

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>>77415597
Every fucking year the bears suck and the sox do to. Why is it like this?

>john gibbons doesn't know where he is going to use aoki
confirmed not playing ever

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>>77415605

there is no way the sox will avoid getting no hit this season, every game is like this

>>77415621
Shit front office, though Hahn is slowly working to fix shit. Meanwhile the old bitch is rolling in her money.

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HEY BOYS, HOW BOUT A NICE TALL COLD ONE EH????

>it's another "will the Sox get a hit tonight?" episode

>>77415647
Sox go to Fenway next for 4 games. I'm sure they'll face the eventual AL Cy Young winner.

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>>77415671
Please don't

>>77415673
>>77415647
its a victory for us if we dont get no hit

>shields

>fat ass cusb fan blows the catch
lmao

ping

>>77415671
martin wants a tall cold one eh

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>>77415690
>he thinks there's any season where you get to avoid this on /sp/
mfw

Fuck me I missed the based solo dinger man solo dinger

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>>77415659
I just want my Sox and bears to win like it's going out of style

James "Launch Pad" Shields

>We live in a world where Smoak hit 30 homers by July

pong

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BASED SMOKEY 30 DING DONGS

Shields is consistent as fuck

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SO MANY DING DONGS

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Fuck me daddy

Is big game james elite?

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when da squad goin out for some cold milk after da game

can we fucking DFA goins yet?

I like Pillars beard

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ALRIGHT BOYS I GOT US SOME /COLD ONES/

Kahnle just hit a Tigers batter in the head

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you know what shields needs?
a /cold one/

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>bases loaded and the gays dont score
asgdfgsdfhfdgh

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>>77415937

>Move Pearce to 2nd (he's played there in the past)
>Start Carrera in left
>Aoki is new 4th outfielder
>Platoon Barney/Goins at short
>Send Refsnyder back to Buffalo

Could it work?

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last of the cold one dump for a bit i don't want to get banned for spamming by some jannie

>>77415977
>Start Carrera in left
you lost me

fuck now hes going to fall apart

>>77415987
They need his bat in the lineup tho

>>77416024
his fielding is not worth his bat

This is the 4th time in the past week that a pitcher has taken a no hitter at least into the 5th against us.

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>shields start and were getting no hit
>im still watching

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>marco gets a no no 2night
pls god

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>>77416072
pouring a tall, icy /cold one/ can help with nausea!
this post brought to you by the dairy farmers of canada

chicago fans might not realize it but this game is still perfectly winnable for them, considering our bullpen

>>77416177
Have you noticed your pitcher hasn't allowed a hit? You typically don't see the bullpen when that happens.

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>>77416125
Do you have chocolate?

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>>77416193
of course we do, pal! we'll stop buy the depanneur and grab you a kinder surprise and a cadbury chocolate bar!

>>77416177
hell someone get a hit and that'll be a win

>>77416192
without being insulting to Marco Estrada I would be very (pleasantly) surprised if this game ends as a no hitter

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LOL

White Sox can't figure out the two pitch wonder.

Marco is so shook he doesn't ever throw the curveball anymore.

There it goes

>>77416229
first hit about 30 seconds after i posted this did i jinx it :E

FUCK

>>77416192
So yeah, about that

>>77416236
what anime is this from

>>77416236
thanks for the jinx

>timmay of all people breaks it up

>>77416253
Gunbuster

why is it always the fifth inning? fuck sakes

>>77416268
i mean one of the White Sox fans further up pointed out that this keeps happening to them until the 4th-5th inning lately, probably something about getting tuned into the pitcher

>>77416286
>>77416268
TTOP

learn it

we learned for our guys

its shit

absolutely shit

you can check yours

>>77416286
I was specifically talking about the wheels falling off for marco in the 5th.

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>>77416296
green line league avg
red line: sox """""pitchers"""""""

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>>77416327
woops wrong screen/table

also green is sox, red is avg

>>77416296
are these rap lyrics? i don't listen to music made by the blacks or the latinos

>>77415287
Why bother playing 9 innings? Jays are just gonna walk off anyway.

>shitields

>>77416428
if his name is Shields and you want to call him shit shouldn't it be Shits?

also
>morales actually running bases
he must be pissed off

Oh god

DOUBLE HEEM

>Pillar getting a hit with RISP
What the fuck, Whos

wow white sox outfield just got btfo

Holy shit

Rest in peace to that nigga

Heem sleepy

Christ

fuck you shields

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>that entire fucking sequence and Garcia's KO face

>that slow motion
Holy fucking shit, that's like life threatening

Should've been an in the part home run to be honest

F

Moncada - the prospect that just keeps on giving

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great just fucking great...

for fucks sake

wow being a white sox fan must be suffering

does anyone have a clip of the collision? you can see the exact moment Garcia loses consciousness. His eyes rolled right the fuck back

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>>77416512
And the worst part of it is we're here forever

GIF of knockout
https://twitter.com/FlyByKnite/status/892200950407995392

I'm surprised he got up from that. Looked like stretcher time for sure.

Actually calling for a replay lmao

Hes lucky the knee hit the bone under his temple

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>>77416556
sigh...

hope they'll be okay...

White Sox Baseball: No happiness allowed

>>77416574
definitely, when i saw it i was thinking about his neck more than his head
found a clip too
https://twitter.com/CharlesTweed/status/892201047606923264
that sucks for the White Sox fans
F

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>>77416580

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Darwin Barney killed two players with that blooper.

>tries to kill his teammate
>ends up carted off

man this guy literally can't do anything

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>>77416617
at this point I don't even care about winning games anymore

just dont get no hit
and nobody die

hmm guess even that was too much to ask... for some cruel reason

sigh...

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>>77416676
he can't keep getting away with it ;_;

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>>77416698
>these feels
i-i'm so sry anon :(

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>>77416699

>>77416720
it ain't your or your teams fault

if anything I'd say its mostly shields fault for sucking so fucking much

but who knows

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>>77416727
like you can see the top of his body shut off with his eyes rolling back as his head nears the ground but his lower half is still kinda awake and trying to hold on to the ball
like
fuck
>>77416737
no, i'm pretty sure god is against the white sox tonight for some reason. blue jays pull of some memes but killing two people usually isn't one of them

>>77416699
who is this semen demon

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>>77416746

>>77416745
>only tonight

Jays are getting more hits than my dad when he drinks

>>77416746
i have no idea, i just use anime for reaction images

>>77416777
..do people hit your dad a lot when he drinks or something? is that the moment the townsfolk wait for to air their grievances with him?

any updates on willy or moncada yet? ;_;

>>77416801
Moncada x-rays negative, bruise
Willy will be evaluated further tomorrow

>>77416801
forced to amputate

>>77416801
https://twitter.com/SieraSantos/status/892202769591013376
https://twitter.com/SieraSantos/status/892200480499277828

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>There is no crying in baseball

well good thing whatever the fuck the sox have been doing on the field cant be qualified as baseball

;_;

>>77416797
I meant getting more hits in because he gets very violent

>>77416849
do... do you want the number for kids help phone anon?

>>77416836
>>77416824
thank you. theres a little hope there at least

>>77416825
>cybermoncada debuts just in time for 2019 season

If Willy doesn't have a concussion it would be a miracle after how ugly that looked.

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>>77416826
at least he caught the ball...

>>77416860
Yes, but he never leaves physical marks and he's very good at talking to police so there's nothing they can do.

>>77416884
https://kidshelpphone.ca/
or you could take a page out of his book and hit him through a phonebook while he's sleeping
or just hit him with the actual phonebook that would probably fuck a sleeping dude up too

>>77416911
If I fight back he takes it out on my mom

Rally (or at least get a run) for Willy

>>77416884
Helpful /sp/ tip of the day: Bags of oranges don't leave bruises!

>>77416918
get your mom to help you beat him up then

>>77416930
OK I'll try

>>77416950
i mean even if you wanna do the scary drunk dad thing how can you dominate a household if every single person just beats the living shit out of you together once? think about it
(this story isn't actually real right?)

>>77416881
I remember this game, why did that happen?

welp at least no shutout

>>77416966
he did the mash
he did the monster mash

huzzah

fire sale

everything must go

>Goldberg

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>>77417033
it wasn't me!

gibe prospects

You now remember Dioner Navarro

>>77417132
how can I ever forget thr worst cancer on our team

thanks abroo

>>77417132
Today has been bad enough.

>>77417132
jokes on you, i do not

DINGERSON

>bigajienee

no ;-;

Weren't the White Sox considered one of the up and coming teams last year?

w-well at least if we blow the lead we get to see osuna
>T____T<

Surely this is just according to the plan to get Osuna more saves

Putting Biagini in the rotation ruined him

>Blow Gays

Yolmeme!

Frosty!!!

and now Yolmer!!!

Rally for Willy ;_;

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Hmmm.....

false hope

i told you chicago fans you still had a chance. see?

>>77417205
We were projected to be a .500 team that got off to an improbably hot start, going 26-10 and at one point having the best record in baseball. Then we went 10-26.

>>77417252
At least theyre fighting.

#RallyForWilly
#WinForWilly

Phew

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>>77417264
it was actually 23-10 and then 10-23

fucking fat albers

If we lose this game I'm not watching this shit for the rest of the season.

>>77417272
And I love it. Robin's team would have checked out.

>>77417279
funny you're saying that to white sox fans

btw
>beck
human white flag out there now

>>77417279
dude, there's like 5 blue jays fans on this entire forum and one is a brazilian university student, we can't afford to lose you

>>77417278
Oh yeah

>>77417279
We know you'll be here tomorrow no matter what, anon

>>77417302

I've been hurt too much and idn if I can take it anymore desu

>>77417318
You're gonna make it. It's not as bad as 2013 yet.

>6-0 going to the bottom of the 7th
>6-5 at the bottom of the 9th
>"h-hey Osuna, think you can get this one buddy? heh heh"
he's gonna leave this club at some point isn't he

hooray beck actually somehow didnt give up a run

now please

fight and hopefully win it for Willy!

lmao what was that

compete
comeback
lose

>#tankwin

>umpball vs Jays
alright

I don't think it hit him tbqh w/ u joe

>that bored qt behind home plate

>saladino hitting 2nd
man this team is awful, that was embarrassing, please save us abroooooo

>>77417422
not getting no hit is a tank win

sigh

is bautista the worst fielder in the league?

nice, thanks abroo

now can davidson do it two days in a row???

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

AUTISTA

FUCK
U
C
K

>blowsuna
>bestrada denied a W

Remeber when Bautista was a good fielder? Seems like ages ago

Yeah I'm done.

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Remember when people thought we were buyers this year

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free BASEBALLLLLLL

>>77417518
he's always been below avg with a good arm

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>>77417525
remember two innings ago when it was 6-0

>three hits in last 25 at bats, all home runs
fucking dunnvidson

BASED JOSAVIOR

COME ON MATTYD WIN IT FOT WILLY

>>77417528
He had a cannon and I would have considered him slightly above average in his early Jays days.

>>77417525
>thinking this team had a future the moment shapiro came in
wew

oy vey

BASED DAVIDSON

>>77417525
There were literally retards on twitter today who were shocked that the Jays were selling.

LATODUNNISON

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>6 walkoff wins
>9 walkoff losses

i-is this what we get for killing two of their players

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>Free Baseball

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Exciting game at least

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SON

OF

DAVID!!!

WON IT FOR WILLY

;_;

SO BEAUTIFUL

gg jays

What else am I suppose to do in the evening now that the Jays have officially packed it in?

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>>77417565
Day of the leaf series is upon you

>>77417573
NOT TODAY FALSE HOPE FUCK YOU

GIVE ME TIM HORTONS! I LIVE IN ALASKA! WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A TIM HORTONS?

>>77417584
Have fun outside with your friends?

>>77417559
Optimists lose again. Should have just been a pessimist.

>>77417606
Haha good one!

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1000 hours in paint

>>77417599
Tim Horton's is shit.

>>77417671
But what about muh Timbits?

>>77417683
they're literally just balls of donut dough. you eat the equivalent to them each time you have a donut. it just isn't socially acceptable to walk into a bakery and ask for a basket of donuts to eat in the car.

>>77417683
Most of the donuts are shit, therefore most of the timbits are shit.

>>77417699
>>77417703
So why does Tim Horton's seem so good?

>>77417726
Does it seem good? Maybe their marketing is good, idk. I just hate how folks here think that going to Tim's is a time honored Canadian pass time, when its really just a ploy to exploit people's nostalgia to sell sub-par coffee.

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W-we still have the best fans right????

>>77417777
Hey, I own that hat. Does that mean I get a qt baseball fan gf?

Nice quads.

>>77417755
Their marketing is pretty good, I watch the Canucks and everyone around here seems to think that Tim Horton's is pretty good.

>>77417848
I find that if you talk to people, most will generally agree that the coffee isn't good and that McDonald's is better. I think that lots of folks keep going out of habit.

WHAT THE JAYS LOST
KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS