/heem/

What is your favorite Brendan Schaub fight?

if p4p was a true and legitimate representation of skill level then this would be the p4p top 10:

>1 - Conor McGregor
>2 - Khabib Nurmagomedov
>3 - Tony Ferguson
>4 - Eddie Alvarez
>5 - Edson Barboza
>6 - Justin Gaethje
>7 - Nate Diaz
>8 - Kevin Lee
>9 - Dustin Poirier
>10 - Michael Johnson

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>When you get KO'ed but remember at least Jon's mother died

>>77413233
Poor form to repost bait desu

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Tyrone is FINISHED

Updated pound for pound rankings:

1. Jon Jones
2. Daniel Cormier
3. Demetrious Johnson
4. Conor McGregor
5. Demian Maia

>>77413237
Back 2 Facebook loser

>>77413238
>le everything i disagree with is bait meme

>>77413237
Jon Jones doesn't care about his mother. He only cries when it somehow affects himself.

>>77413237
Lmao

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First for gay Joe

Eddie Bravo is a mad man

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heeminder

>>77413257
the true extent of that budget only got revealed because of edward snowden though

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Hey Woodley, where'd your money fight go buddeh?

eddie bravo about to get sudoku'd

>is that real?

>i dunno

>where'd you read that?

>i dunno

Has DC done any media today

>>77413268
this is fucking shit, i want to see all the posts from people who got it wrong as well as just those who got it right

do that and i'll rate it a solid 9/10. currently it's a 4

>>77413279
>look into it my man

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>>77413287
you mean this?

>>77413258
It's rude and unmasculine to look at women undressing; only betas do that kind of shit. Mirin' other men is perfectly fine and normal.

Is Chris Weirdman the best looking UFC figher?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmndilvDf9Y

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<--- gooby

>>77413293
i mean a combination of this and the stats laddo, that would be the best

/heem/ is for mixed martial arts discussion not anything else find somewhere else to talk about other subjects

>>77413185
Jones outlanded Gustafsson too, who was pushing forward a lot. It doesn't matter what you do. Jones is the GOAT and until his chin gives out, which I can't see it doing for a LONG time, he's gonna be the best

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WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE

>>77413291
99% agree with me

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REMINDER

>>77413320
I wish you would leave /heem/. I would not hesitate to trade you for Spain

>>77413261
>Eddie Bravo is a dumbass
ftfy

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>mfw I see people memeing about DC
It's not funny guys.

>>77413168

Altschauerberg 8, 91448 Emskirchen

who is your favorite woman fighter currently signed to the ufc?

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>>77413332

>>77413268
stupid manuwa

who else got everything right except for manuwa?

>>77413352
kek

>>77413271
i'm not arguing that the government is transparent about everything, i'm just saying it's ludicrous to think the government would publicly admit to "losing" trillions of dollars in cash and then use it to fund things. it would be far easier and less risky to use the money for whatever and then claim its classified.

>>77413338
Witzig

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Manlets vs Lanklets when?

>>77413353
not me

manwa was a sure L. Oezdemir is a beast my guy

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>>77413325
>>77413344
Top tier waifu

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>>77413343
michelle waterson

>>77413353
got all the winners right on the UFC app except manuwa

got all the methods of victory/rounds right except dc/jones

>>77413372
based

>>77413343
>currently signed to the ufc

You lost me there.

>>77413325
>>77413372
muh dick

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>>77413310
YA' GOTTA TAKE A STAND, IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE

>>77413338
>>77413365
There are 2 of you?

>>77413377
>karate hottie
>not hot

makes me think

>>77413241
>iq89 sluggers with CTE tried to stirr up troubles with the Aryan Nigger.

Heh' keep trying, primates.

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>>77413377
team joanna reporting. damn michelle is thicc in this pic.

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Uguu~ Jon-kun!

Why did you have to KO me? (︵)

Chester and Chris Cornell confirmed murdered by pedo illuminati

>>77413414
rogan confirmed child trafficking shill

Why the fuck are they not talking about the UFC?

Fucking Eddie Bravo

>>77413418
I'm digging it, having a giggle lighten up

>>77413414
Can confirm. I just checked buzz aldrins instagram.

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Manuwa knockout was the most satisfying loss. Look at his stupid smug face.

And he thinks he deserves a shot at at Gustafsson let alone the belt.

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>>77413412
What the fuck man. Its like he is staring into my soul

>Tyrod Woodley

>ty-rod woodley

lmao this episode is gold

>tyrod BTFO

>>77413412

DC really makes the perfect meme faces.

Someone should get him tripping on LSD and record it.

ideal UFC weight classes to have more fun divisions

>140lbs
>155lbs
>170lbs
>185lbs
>200lbs+

prove me wrong

>>77413431
>a shot at gustafsson

literally what the fuck are you talking about. they've already fought and now that they're teammates they've said they'll never fight again lmao

Woodley got taken down by Rory, right?

>>77413295
it's rockhold but holy shit what a bunch of thots

>>77413480
Isn't his daughter black?

>>77413474
He's obviously a casual, forget about it

>>77413480

Why do grown men wear baseball caps in US?

Shit's just weird.

>>77413481
I wish Spainsperg was here just so he could post clips of him taking Woodley apart

cringe at the ufc having ring girls in 2017

looks extremely unprofessional and only literal deano mongs care about them

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>>77413509

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>unironically hating on bisping

>>77413494
Rogan is bald as a knee and lives in sunny California, its reasonable to wear a cap in his situation

>>77413509
go away

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>>77413509
>tfw deano mong

Two truths:

1. There's a small window to make real money in MMA. The belt = $$
2. It is okay to not enjoy watching risk averse fighters.

>>77413509
Ring girls are still a thing in boxing too you retard

>>77413517
That's amateur tier. They should be hot, not whores.

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>>77413513
Never hated him for a second

>>77413524
and boxing has 8 million weight classes and 4 billion 'world champions'

boxing doing something doesn't make it good

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assalamu alaikum

alhamdulillah

>>77413517
we need full strippers at ufc

>>77413518
Or just fight in Bellator

joe talking up our boy alexei

>>77413537
khabib carries so much fat and looks like shit at weigh ins

he doesn't even have a big frame. he'd be an absolute killer at 145 if he worked with a nutritionist

>>77413494
Same reason they were full track suits in slav land?

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>>77413517
>that chick sitting next to guy in purple shirt at the end

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>>77413210
For me, it's The Money Team

>>77413556
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

which fighter do you miss the most?

>Woodley got paid 500k for that shitter on Saturday
Fuck I can't blame him for fighting as safe as possible either

>>77413567
Prime Rashad

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You know, there's probably an alternate universe where Artem Lobov is the UFC's biggest superstar, and Conor McGregor is just his weird Irish training partner who gets gifted the occasional UFC fight just because he's friends with Artem. And the Conor in that universe talks exactly the same shit he talks in this one, but everyone laughs at him because he never backs it up.

>>77413568
he only 'fought safe' because he injured his shoulder early on

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>>77413567
Rumble

>joe just wants to fuck around and eddie actually wants to talk about MMA seriously

>>77413572
He's fighting this weekend

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>>77413579
Does Artem have arms in that universe ?

>>77413580
>Muh shoulder
It's ok, Id be doing everything I could to hold onto the belt too if not being champ gave me a 50% paycut

Serious question CM Punk VS Joe Rogan is this a legit fight?

>>77413579
>there's probabaly an alternate universe
Yo you forgot to tip your fedora after that post.

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For me it's Randa Markos

Reminder that Woodley is 6 times more likely to die of a heart attack in the octagon than a white fighter

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40260280

>>77413613
no, Joe would heem the fuck out of him

>>77413618
I miss dark hair Randa her red hair looks like ass

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>>77413628
nah m8

>>77413599
>when your hands are too short to box with god.

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>>77413637
This is undeniably better

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Is Pearl ever gonna fight again? She still is contracted for 2 more fights right?

>>77413567
Gegard Mousasi ;___;

>>77413653
actually yeaj i agree

>>77413567
Rory and Mousasi

>>77413480

ugly kids

If it was a real fight the mountain would've picked conor up and ripped him in two, he weighs twice as much as conor

>>77413698
yeah conor was being a faggot there to be honest. mountain actor seemed like he was just wanting to fuck around and tried to high five him and then conor didn't like what happened to he started actually trying to fight. conor also kept attacking him after the mountain dude gave up...what a faggot LOL

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>>77413567

Filthy Tom.

Innocent I tell you.

Lads doesn't he know about his fight vs bispings son at heem 1?

https://streamable.com/ewe1u

Fuck sake, I just want them to talk about DC/Jones.

>>77413406
Woodley is honestly unofficially white. He is the thinking man's fighter, an MMA casual filter. The drunk idiots and cavemen brawlers don't understand or appreciate his craft. I think we should push hard for Woodley when the next racial draft comes around.

>>77413552
That *sigh*, lmao

>>77413716
he's a pro wrestler now

>>77413715
He has enough grip strength to just hold onto conor and break him, this dude carries boulders with his arms.

>>77413614
There's probably an alternate universe where you agree with him too.

>>77413729
Woodley doesn't want to be your friend white man

>>77413738

Yeah but he's doing bingo-hall indies so there's nowhere I can watch him.

>>77413308
But that Gus fight is also one people think he lost. And DC took rounds against him using the strat of just moving forward.

So isn't that a good gameplan against Jon

>>77413729
>tfw too intelligent to throw a punch
>tfw too intelligent to be taken down
>tfw too intelligent to loose

His iq is off chart. Yes, draft him.

>>77413769
Has it worked yet?

>>77413769
It is until he crumples you with body shots

>>77413654
Yes. I asked her personally

rogan vs dana

who wins?

i will NOT be happy if i never get to see rumble vs jones

it will always been a loose end that needs to be tied

Why is it that the GOAT LW fighters are mainly asian or part asian?

1. Aoki Shinya
2. Benson Henderson
3. BJ Penn
4. Kawajiri
5. Caol Uno.

>>77413802
Rogan by headkick

>>77413802
Dana, he also beats everyone in the UFC up to 155

Someone who knows things give me the percentage of T-wood getting straight up cut from the UFC.

how amazing would that be

Guys, I can't wait for Dana to fire some shots at Woodley. What can we expect?

>>77413824
Well he already took GSP away from him

>>77413812
Rumble is totally open to coming back to fight Jones. 500k to show and it's done

>>77413824
Imagine he stripped him and forced him to fight at 185

>>77413822
0%

Dana is a goof but cutting 1 belt holder from the organization would make him a terrible businessman and he is not that

What exactly could Tyron "leak" what important shit would they tell that fool?

>>77413822
didn't some cunts somewhere just make some new weight divisions of 165lbs and 175lbs

wouldn't put it beyond dana to introduce them both and get rid of 170lbs just to fuck with woodley

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>>77413802

Dana by strangulation


>>77413815

Because asians have the GOAT overall IQ and LW while being the median weight class among all humans, is especially the prime weight class for asians, so it's not hard to see how they tend to be at the top in that aspect.

Eddie confirmed for browsing /heem/

>>77413834
>>77413822
>cut woodley
>not lellator has a 2nd top 5 welter right after they got gegard

not a single fucking chance

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>>77413838

So T-wood has some leverage here then? Worst dana can do is put him on shit cards now?

>>77413849

oh my god that would be so fucking hilarious

please dana

>>77413849
holy shit

>ufc introduces 165lbs division
>mcgoober gets the 1st title shot

now that's some real business

>>77413842
Same type of shit DJ tried to pull. Was a big wgaf and DJ said it was a misunderstanding 2 weeks later.

>>77413849
How much actual difference does 5lbs make?

Eddie the type of nigga to shake your drink

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I love time travelling into the distant past

>>77413849
it'd just make his weight cut a little easier, maybe whittaker and gastelum could fight him but it doesnt do much other than divide a good division

>>77413889
quite a lot when you're already cutting a huge amount of weight

some of the smaller middleweights would go to 175lbs too

>>77413815
No way is Aoki Shinya above Frankie
also
>no RDA

>>77413907
it takes his title away too which is why i jokingly said they'd do it

Joe about to come out of the closet

*grabs the fence*

>>77413919
>>77413850
its an old meme ya damn newfags

>>77413900
his wife's not that hot

10% of the population is gay???? wtf is this true?

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>>77413942
is tyron's wife hot?

>>77413947
lmao no eddie and joe falling for fake news

>>77413947
Well I've only had gfs when I get turned on by big cocks sometimes

Get turned on when look at pics of my own cock sometimes

tyron has 3 defenses at 170 but if they make welterweight 175 even if they call it welterweight its still 175 so it changes the legacy aspect

>>77413951

No. And I like black girls.

Lellenburger's wife on the other hand...

https://youtu.be/HyTuH-u1qVg

Top fucking kek. Goobs looked at DC like "Da fook yo doin m8?"

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please don't laugh

>>77413842
Maybe he thinks the situation with the camps is a big deal. I think most people who care already know.

Schaub is too successful confirmed by Rogan

Schaub's success is UNDENIABLE. Joe sending into shambles. H8rs stop listening right now to preserve your mental health.

>>77413951

shes the one that made t-wood fight the way he does

who the fuck pays to see Schaubs comedy

seriously though why the fuck isn't UFC light heavyweight called cruiserweight?

it's a widely used name that already exists, fits closely to the boxing cruiserweight division and light heavyweight sounds clunky when all other divisions are one word

>>77413978
Me

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>>77413951
am i faceblind or has her face changed a lot

>>77413979
because it isn't MMA cruiser weight is 230

>>77413951
they look like caricatures of black americans

like characters in a comedy sketch

>>77413978
Literally thousands of people.

>>77413983
one of them is his sister. i dont know which one tho

>>77413983
the head shape is way different, those gotta be different people

>>77413986
which promotions have a 230lbs cruiser?

>>77413951
Damn Tyrones mom is thicker than a snickers

>>77414016
me on the left

>>77413951
thats his sister. you mustnt know many black people if you cant see the facial similarities. ugly bitch tho, tits look fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNgd9pGgnE

>>77413981
>>77413992
Do you find him genuinely funny or is it for the concussions and stuff,just another ridiculous goof

>>77413997
i guess this >>77413951 is the sister, pops up when searching

also the girl in the webm actually looks like tyron

Is Eddie Bravo actually retarded?

>>77414039
I really like his MMA analysis and his podcasts.

>>77413961
were you not banned last thread? wtf

>>77413782
"Arguably" did with Gus.
Who else has tried employing that gameplan? As in, what's stopping a fighter trying that on Jones? Like someone mentioned, it seems to onyl be Gus and DC who've tried and found some success.
Have lesser fighters tried it and just failed? What are some good fight examples of Jon using his range well to keep fighters at bay?

Who is this Shob guy Rogan was raving about? Sounds like he is talented, funny, and has the work ethic of a champion.

Jon is either a pussy trying to dodge Stipe, or is just retarded when he said even though he's the HW champ he's relatively unknown outside of MMA circles. So was Alvarez, but when he was the LW champ fighting Goobs, the more popular FW champ, PPVs for 205 were through the roof because it was a champ v. champ fight with Goobs. Hell, DC probably isn't even the most famous non-JBJ/Goob/Ronda fighter yet 214 got a million buys.

Because JBJ is a big name with a belt, and Miocic has a belt, that enough is gonna sell. I know Jones isn't retarded, so he's apparently a pussy. Jones v. Lesnar would only slightly outsell that, and even then it can't be the main event of a PPV card because Lesnar isn't a champ and there's no way he can cut to LHW.

>>77414048

Why would I get banned?

are there literally any fights on the horizon? why does the ufc feel so weak all of a sudden?

maymac is a month away and thats some freakshow anomaly... we are gonna have to wait a while for even a decent card after 214. i mean.. stefan struve headlining? come on.

>>77413972
>Talking about coming out of the closet
>Schaub instantly comes up

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>>77414045
Yes

>>77414061
they've had fightcards every weekend for like the last 2 months, they're out of interesting fights for the time being

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>>77414061

>>77413962

Cause Goobs knows that we live in a world of infinite universes and the subconscious thought and spoken words are the beginnings of a massively large replayed universe containing that exact statement

McGregor instantly knows regardless of the amount of fights they have, DC by thought and openly speaking it, especially in front of others, he has created unimaginably big and consistent universes that will subconsciously sit deep within him and that at any time are prone to 'popping' up and running into your current universe especially in situations where you mimic the universe (the fight itself)

Absolutely amazing footage if we are being honest, McGregor is a true wizard

>>77414057
If Dana was smart (jury's still out on that), he'd book Stipe v. Jones, have Brock come back to fight either Werdum or Overeem, and have the winner of that fight face the winner of Stiopic v. Cokeboi

>>77414057
Mate do you realise who Brock Lesnar is. Miocic is great and all but Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar is going to sell and sell hard

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>>77414078
shits about to be boring for a few weeks unless maymac hype gets going

>>77414087
BUNDA

>>77414108
holy hell, fuck off you autist

ITS SCIENCE EDDIE

YOU CAN FOLLOW THE SCIENCE BROOO relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>77414061
We could have Tony vs. khabib if the latter would put the fork down

>>77414108
Snitches are always fucking autistic

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>>77414107
She's sticc but she got bunda

>>77414108
snitch

>>77414108

I never got banned on heem.

Dunno what you're on about.

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>>77414108

>>77414096
even jon and his coaches know he'd lose to stipe

why would they risk their stars losing vs lesser knowns instead of cashing that huge check? they could end up with stipe vs werdum 2, that aint doing any numbers, and jon and brocks stock goes down. no casuals will care that they won a fight leading up..

i agree to some extent in a sporting manner, but danas goal is to make money, so if he's smart... he wouldn't make those matches

>>77414127
>>77414123
>>77414113
Just report him

ROOMBAS

THE INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE BEING MAPPED

WOW

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>>77414108
Fucking snitch pussy

>>77414137
But the problem is that Jones vs. Brock can't be a title bout, and it can't be the main event of a PPV.

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>Brandon Schaub literally has CTE and is still smarter than Eddie bravo

TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS MISSING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3K7i7Or1-U

:(

Dad I know you like to shitpost on /heem/ so I'm putting this message here. Please come home, we are sorry we laughed at you for backing DC.

>>77414087
damn i wish i was a cute mixed girl so i could get paid to fight cans in rizin

Memes?

>>77414186

Those fucked up teeth are actually considered cute in Japan. They even have a word for it but I forgot what it is.

>>77414108
Hey pussy, are you still there?

>>77414194
Oh yeah the snaggletooth thing. Moefang I think it's called

So I'm a reasonably handsome man, and I'm thinking of doing this:
>train for a year or so
>go to Japan
>get on the Rizin undercard because
>probably get destroyed
>still Japs love me because British and fighting spirit or whatever
>Jap women love me because handsome British man
>do some pro-wrestling there too
>???
>profit

Could anything possibly go wrong?

>>77414219
They would probably just feed you to some Jap. Enjoy being a can

>>77414219
Its not easy to get into rizin man. Guys at my gym have tried

>>77414186
I find them endearing

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>>77414219
Pic related

>>77414219
>go to rizin
>you're the can they feed to an up and coming japanese fighter
>you get knocked the fuck out and then take multiple kicks to the head
>ref doesn't jump in because they want a cool brutal highlight reel ko

nah mate you'll be fine

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>>77414186
it's weird her face is cute in some, then the glaring japanese traits pop out in close ups in others.

also the opponent in rizin was someone with 0-8 amateur record. that's just sad.

>>77414219
Rizin has like 3 events a year, if anything it'd be harder to get into Rizin than the UFC

Just do some local event then go to bellator like a normal person

>>77414235
Were they handsome though? Remember that Rizin is run by pro-wrestlers who are obsessed with looks.

>>77414258
this person has got to be being paid to lose, surely?

getting finished 8 times as an amateur with a your first 4 fights being KO losses there's no fucking way you actually think you're good enough

>>77414258
>>77414281
All of those 1st round losses dear lord why are you still fighting?

>>77414281
RIZIN is on another level of can crushing desu. They're so scared beloved KENSHIN is going to get subbed they made it a "mix match" where the first round is kickboxing rules

Lmao

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>>77414281
at least it's obvious they chose her for the pro debut in rizin because she's awful, not because she's good. guess they want to hype shinju, who did tv interviews when she was an amateur. there's a strategy here.

>>77414331
Well she is the daughter of some famous lady in Japan, right?

>what about toddler blood

lmao eddie bravo is killing me

>>77414346
some comedian i think

that's just how it goes, it's a business

What's Joe Rogan's problem?

roid Vitor in Rizin when?

>>77414281
in the local scene where i live there's a group of brothers that have a combined record of like 1-30 something in amateur and pro

>>77414386
this is a great idea, good one Sweden

>>77414381
sydrom d'manlette. terminal i'm afraid

>>77414381
hes a gay

>>77414381
>I was shock.

How?

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What did he mean by this?

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>>77414219

>do some pro-wrestling there too

enjoy your subdural hematoma

>>77414381
can someone explain to me what happened? i saw the interview but i didnt get what the big deal was

>>77414434
he meant that you should fuck off to reddit

>>77414381
too much alphabrain

what is the WORST fight of all time?

>>77414448
>He was against interviewing guys who were TKO'd after Reem/Miocic
>Interviews DC after he got TKO'd as 214
>His excuse was "I was shocked"

Too much weed, alpha brain, and meme keto diet.

>>77414467
Probably something from Pride.

CroCop Mir is also a contender for worst fight of all time. But at least it was a finish.

Anderson Silve vs Maia and Thales Leites also spring to mind.

I can see Woodley pinning the UFC firing Burt Watson as an act of racism.

>>77414467
Starnes vs Quarry

>>77414467
kimbo slice vs dada5000

>>77414482
it was kind of humiliating for DC, but that was a pretty good moment as a fan seeing Jon sympathize with DC

not angry at Joe, i would've made the same exception

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>>77414503
Is this Burt Watson?

>>77414482
also joe said no one in the ufc told him to stay away, but then dana said they specifically told him to stay away.

>>77414520
Yes it is, no need for the blacked meme, Joanna was just being nice you freak

The UFC should sign Ben Askren and give him an automatic title shot against Woodley.

Guys that story about the woman has me scared

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>leave woodley to me

>>77414532
>just being nice
>just a tattoo artist
>just another man's child

Where does it end my man?

>>77414519

Kimbo vs Dada was so bad it was good. It's like watching Plan 9, a complete disaster but there's at least some entertainment you can get out of it.

Royce vs Shamrock at UFC 5 on the other hand has literally nothing going for it. Half an hour of Shamrock trapped in guard and Royce unable to advance position.

>>77414569
When you cure yourself of your fetishes.

>>77413352
wasn't going to save any of these but I have to make an exception for this one

>>77414467
Kimbo vs Dada / Woodley vs Wonderboi 2

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>>77414575
The picture speaks for itself

>>77414608
It's a cropped picture.

>>77414610
whats cropped out? his dick?

>joe unironically follows the most recent bear attacks
What a guy

>>77414533
>>77414539
it would be weird, they're apparently good friends

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>>77414618

>>77414628
yeah that's why i like it, it would be an even worse title fight and both of them hate dana lol

>>77414570
that makes sense, but where does that put Royce vs Sakuraba

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Are Roufusport, dare I say, back?

>>77414639
What kind of person takes off that much clothing for a tiny tattoo?

>>77414668
>goofusdorks
I don't think so

>>77414675
We've gone through this already.

I'm so glad there is no one to challenge woodley so he will remain champion for awhile lol

>>77414628
>Apparently
Askren literally cornered him for the Maia fight

What is the worst MMA record that you could find on the internet?

>>77414675
One that pays in blowjobs

>>77414668
based ben askren defended his title this year too

he correctly predicted that maia would fail on every single takedown attempt lol

>>77414696
...which makes it apparent.

>>77414697
Here it is
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Kenneth-Allen-13050

>>77414697
bj penn
jessica eye
kailin curran

>>77414729
Ah yes my bad

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>>77414734

>the city of Cory Simpson

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>childhood is idolizing Volkan
>Adulthood is realizing Volk Han made more sense

>>77414734
Goodness gracious...

Admit 3 fights you were dead wrong about this year.

>>77414681
If we have I wouldn't have to ask

>>77414769
You do it to tick me off

Caceres

>>77413332
He looks like he has regressed to when he was 5 years old and the bad boy stole his lunch money.

>>77414774
Absolutely not

>>77414734
>nojitz

>>77414763
Kelvin vs Chris
Woodley vs Thompson 2 - thought Woodley would heem Wonderboy in 1st or 2nd round
Cormier vs Rumble 2

>>77414763
>Weidman/Gastelum
>Jacare/Whittaker
>Cowboy/masvidal

>>77414734
Imagine being Corey Simpson

>>77414763
Rodriguez vs Penn
Arlovski vs Ngannou
Aldo vs Holloway

I could take literally anybody on /heem/'s best shot flush on the chin and I wouldn't even get dazed.

I was in a street fight last week and a guy smashed me right on the head with a brick and I wasn't even wobbled, in fact I broke his nose and knocked out a few of his teeth with my savage elbow strikes.

>>77414467
Sam Alvey vs Elias Theodorou

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>I'm so excited for our date Anon! Where are we going?

What do?

Who did Ralek fight in Bellator where they stood around doing nothing?

>>77414871
Fuck off homo

>>77414880
Hisaki Kato

>>77414763
Weedman vs Gastelum
Vannata vs Teymur
DC vs Rumble

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>>77414871
I know a pathetic Nog we can flaunt our money towards

>>77414763
>Maia/ Woodley
thought that Woodly wouldn't take the center of the octagon and Maia would meme a takedown, but not only did Woodley stay of the cage but he grabbed onto it when he was caught there
>Lewis/ Hunto
fell for the black beast meme
>Nelson/ Santiago
didn't think Gunnar was such a chinlet and i thought he'd go for a submission

>>77414763

none. i'm not a brainlet like 99% of /heem/ and my system of predicting fights down to the round has not failed me yet

>>77414763
DC-Jones 2
>muh ring rust
Gaethje-Johnson
>muh blacksplosion
Klose-Diakiese
>muh Brit blacksplosion

Joe talking about his cadaver knees is fucking hilarious

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