/trans/ - No bully edition

>>77411196
Benis

>Reports from France suggest Paris Saint-Germain right-back Serge Aurier is off to Manchester United, having been deemed surplus to requirements by Unai Emery. Sky’s fabled “sources” also say Manchester United have agreed a £40m fee with Chelsea for Serbian midfielder Nemanja Matic and are confident of sounding the “done deal” klaxon in the coming days.

Having rejected Roma bids of £20m and £32m for Riyad Mahrez, Leicester City bean-counters are staging an office sweep to see what random number the Italians will come up with next. That old adage about God never closing a door without opening a window is likely to be proved true when Manchester City striker Kelechi Iheanacho finally rocks up at the King Power Stadium. Meanwhile at West Brom, Tony Pulis wants Thomas Vermaelen to swap like for like and move from Camp Nou to the Hawthorns.

>Despite the wealth of talent in their own youth set-up, Chelsea are hell bent on taking 19-year-old Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches to Stamford Bridge on a season-long loan and will pay whatever it takes to get him there. The Star reports that Sanches may choose to go to Milan instead, because he’s worried the presence of Tiemoué Bakayoko at Chelsea would mean he’ll spend too much time kicking his heels on the bench. Back in London following their money-spinning tour of Asia, Chelsea’s players will be given a few days off prior to next weekend’s Community Shield match against Arsenal.

Midfielder Darron Gibson is almost certainly bracing himself for an awkward conversation with Sunderland manager Simon Grayson, having been filmed by fans disparaging his club and several of his team-mates after a few sherries on Saturday night. The Republic of Ireland international almost certainly didn’t say anything that wasn’t true but is likely to face disciplinary action for bringing himself and the club into very public disrepute.

hate these threads desu

Why are we here?

Just to suffer?

1st

>cacazette

>In nearby Newcastle, the Chronicle reports that Hearts are interested in bringing reserve goalkeeper Freddie Woodman to Tynecastle. Defender Massadio Haïdara may also be heading for the St James’s Park exit door, with 90s synth pop and dance outfit Saint Etienne rumoured to be interested in giving him a fresh start. Tim Krul, Achraf Lazaar and Henri Saivet have also been told they’re surplus to Rafael Benítez’s requirements as the Spaniard focusses on bringing in a new striker for the imminent Premier League campaign. The names of Loïc Rémy and Lucas Pérez have been mentioned in passing.

>>77411230
>Lacazette is better than Lukaku they said
>French league isn't complete shit they said

>>77411236
>In nearby Newcast-
who cares

>>77411239
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/627848/Arsenal-Alexandre-Lacazette-Romelu-Lukaku-Man-Utd-transfer-news-gossip

Not my words, children.

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>>77411196
>The Manchester Evening News reports

never ever trust the MEN

>McGregor Mayweather on Sky Box Office
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH BT SPORT BTFO

>>77411328
>Implying you aren't going to steal that shit off pirate streams anyway

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um titty

>try to look up whether the holes around the shoulders in the new Puma kits are supposed to be there
>get Puma Swede having cocks in her holes

Really makes you think.

So anyone know about those stupid looking holes around the shoulders? Looks like the seam opened up but it seems to be on both shoulders and I've seen it too many times to just be a coincidence or at least that's what I want to think.

Who will be top scorer in the Premiership this year lads?

>>77411475
Zlatan when he re-signs in January

>>77411475

Sergio's year

>>77411475
will hughes

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>>77411502
*benches you*

>>77411475
Sam Vokes

>>77411475
Rooney

>>77411475
me
t. from the future

>>77411592
he got 5 goals last season

one was a pen

>>77411633
yes, but now he's playing in a proper team

You have 200m to spend on nerman replacement

Who do you buy?

>>77411678
Lingard and pocket 198m

>>77411633
He's gonna smash it, mark my words

>james Richardson left football weekly

biggest transfer 2bh

>>77411703
Bad desu

He needed the guardian forcing him to actually talk about anyone other than fucking roma and arsenal

>>77411678
ian nacho, then spend the 170m on a couple of top playmakers to feed him tap ins

>>77411698
didn't Everton struggle to beat Slovak farmers FC until he was taken off?
Sounds familiar desu

>>77411703
haha um no clearly colin moving to channel 5

anyone watching this bolt thing on BBC one

>>77411737
already watched it lad

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>>77411196
Should I buy fifa 17 for $20?

Should I bet my savings on leicester thus weekend?

>>77411733
he was dreadful, as soon as ramirez came on they looked pretty decent though

What's the best fish for fish n chips?

>>77411766
haddock, inb4 codfags

>>77411466
post Puma

>>77411766
plaice
dont listen to haddockfags

>>77411751
Spend it on ME trilogy. Best use of your dosh

>>77411766
langoustine

>>77411755
>ramirez
how was he?

>>77411766
Plaice>Hake>Haddock>Cod>other white fish

>>77411475
Jesus

>>77411828
jesus dubs confirm

>>77411475
batshuayi

>>77411751
I know it's a man but that face is so aesthetic I can easily get behind it.

>>77411766
Halibut

>>77411817
got stuck in with buildup play nicely

>>77411766
Monkfish

>>77411798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQm8PWj6QtA

You can see it here.

barkley to spurs ia a great deal for my tottehãm

>>77411880
absolute hipster contrarian suggestion opinion. Do one from this place.

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>tfw no qt signings

>>77411895
kek barkley is the definition of a shitter

>>77411843
only if it's good enough for Jehovah

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How many goals and assists is this guy going to get this season?

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>LOWER YOUR DEMANDS, GOY

>>77411678
I would buy someone from la liga, they all have release clauses and they can't hike the price now that they know you have 220m minimum and want players. Greaseman would be a good choice but supposedly (not confirmed) his clause is 200m as long as atletico has a transfer ban (down to 100m next winter)

personally, I hope valverde sees this as an opportunity to 'change' formation and brings in more midfield rather than attack. The 433 with the msn made the whole team very unbalanced and vulnerable. The squad doesn't need much more than it has up front, and many times has played better when one of the top three was missing

>>77411936
I want to say 20 for some reason.

>>77411936
about 10-15 in total, and then scream about being homesick.
just my opinion

0 hes shit

>>77411936
>>77411961
he'll be the best signing this season

he's on the same level as Messi imho

>>77411936
12 goals 9 assists. Solid, productive season

barkley is sanchez's replacement
you heard it here first

>>77411936
Literally never seen him play, how good is he?

>>77411949
wtf is that studio

>>77412008
poor mans Pastore

Good evening, has Tottenham gone anything yet

>>77412015
Boot room/ man cave

>>77412036
Invested the walker money in stocks and shares

>>77411954
Given Griezmann didn't go to United due to the transfer ban, it is unlikely he will move.

>>77412036

>jews
>spending money

pick 1
pick 1

Lads why is Pat Nevin not on motd?

If Costa is back in the team I will lose all respect for Conte.

>>77411954
That's interesting, do you think he will?

Most Barca managers have tried different formations when it's not working but always end up back at 4-3-3

>gazumpsea

walker money obvs gonna go on the new stadium

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>>77412176
At least they still have Kieran "b-better than kyle walker" Trippier

>>77412201
Who's their cover for Trippier?

>>77411766
Shark

>>77412222
Carter-Vickers

>>77412222
kyle walker-peters

kek

Who are the best buys in this year's Fantasy Football lads?

really don't like tottenham and everton's newfound entitlement

small time clubs acting big

man, Leicester won the league, don't see them acting like billy big bollocks

>>77412255
Ederson for some meme assist points

>>77412153
too good

>>77411954
What would you change the formation to?

>>77412267
City playing hoofball? Unlikely, Pep will make sure Ederson's best attribute is never used so they can carry on with the play from the back meme.

https://youtu.be/iLnjG9bHpcU

LOL!

>>77412298
>hoofball
Didn't he do that with Neuer?

>pasalic loaned to spartak
I don't like this, he would have been solid as fourth choice.

>>77412324
>loan army
>games

>>77412323
And Kolarov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6lgji5aq-I

Who's had the best transfer window so far?

>>77412157
not sure but valverde already hinted at possible changes and said that, even if it's a 433 on paper, once the game begins players move around quite a lot. That gives the impression that any changes he does will be 'hidden' behind a 433 formation to keep purists happy, even if he uses defenders as wingers

barcelona needs a creative midfielder so that messi doesn't have to fall deep every game to give passes and create chances for suarez and nerman. He should be the one trying to score those chances, he's a much better finisher than the rest

>>77412298
Almost btfo'd spurs with it the other day if aguero hadn't hit the post

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77412360

>reject 100 million offer
>accept 85 million offer

Is this what is like to be a liverpool fan?

>>77412298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nviaIdC9s4

>>77411954
I think Busquets will always get the ball to Messi, and then the important thing is what Messi has in front of him. Suarez will run and score, but they'd be at their best if he always got one or two forward runs more. Pedro and Villa were succesful playng in front of Messi.

They need a player with good runs and decent conversion rate, preferrably with Barca-DNA.
They don't need more players on midfield/behind the ball

Why doesn't Barcelona try to buy that winger whose name sound like Benis? He is very good

>>77411936
When did City sign Joe Lo Truglio?

>Ederson is shit because he gets caught out sometimes being a sweeper-keeper
That's an inevitability, guys.

>>77412401
"you can't be offside from a goal kick"

>>77412430
>Hues

>>77412339
>fourth choice
>games

>>77412347
>>77412411

Messi is the GOAT finisher, but even more GOAT at passing. The gameplan should be him making the first decisive pass, then arriving late for rebounds, back-passes or more possession. This is also how he seems to like to play.

They should get rid of Rakitic though and get one or two really good midfielders. Thiago, Xavi and Fabregas would do a better job than what they have now, and they got rid of them. Verratti is the obvious one they should go for as was Modric before.

>>77412360
Barca is insane to spend so much money for a meme.

Can't they poach Dybala for that money?

>>77412450
>sweeper keeper meme in the Premier League where speed merchants are on every team

Lukaku already made him look silly in pre-season.

Only pep would be too intelligent for a regular keeper.

>>77412015

it's comfy

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>>77412454

>>77412459
He doesn't play in Brazil, but in a midlevel Spanish team. I remember watching a game and there was some guy that the Brazilian commentator called Benis that was the most dangerous player by far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMhUEPaAQzA

what tune is everyone listening to while updating reddit for transfer updates?

>>77412454

that's a factual statement, what's the problem?

>>77412514
There aren't fast players in other leagues?

>>77412536
I was referring to you

>>77412567
not as many as in the EPLEL, every promoted club has at least one Jamie Vardy type.

>>77412567
somehow playing in england must make everyone run faster

>>77412567
They tend to play more technical which makes them more predictable in a way. Remember how confused Atletico, one of the best teams in the world, who defend against Barca and Madrid couple times every season, looked when Lestah, a complete meme team, played hoofball?

>>77412615
I wonder how title winning Leicester would have done in the CL before they went to shit

i wonder how many leicester fans topped themselves after that atletico second leg

>>77412637
Their strategy would work well, I think.

>>77412637
They reached the quarter finals and narrowly lost to Griezmann and co... who were in the final the previous year..

If anything it shows the EPLEL is still full of enough memes to surprise continental teams. The pressing, tactics and player types are so different.

Spain and Italy like small skillful forwards who will beat you with trickery rather than pace.
Most English teams outside the top 4 will literally have pace on either wing, up front and through the middle and pump it long and win a footrace score then park the bus, wait for you to press to high then repeat and you're down 2-0 and lost the match.
They don't subscribe to the possession meme.

>>77412637
Ultimately the same. They struggled against more adaptive and flexible teams during winning the league too and possesionball shitters like City got beat by them afterwards too.

They would do better against UEFAlona or Buyern but no amount of meming would be enough against Atletico or Real. Not sure about Juve.

>>77412669
>the pl's relegation tier team can beat Sevilla

lmaoooo

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Pochettino sacked when?

>>77411954
Fuck that. Don't you know how you're own league works? Clubs have to pay 100% tax when a transfer clause is activated.

>>77412615
No, i don't. They eliminated them without any problem.

>>77412888

Not his fault tbf

It's on that jew Levy if this season ends badly for us

>Fulham just signed 22 year old striker Aboubakar Kamara
any info on this kid?

>>77412401
>neck tattoo
repulsive individual

>Courtois
>Big Willy

>Cahill
>Luiz
>Rudiger
>Azpilicueta
>Alonso
>Moses

>Kante
>Bakayoko
>Fabregas

>Willian
>Pedro
>Hazard

>Batshuayi
>Morata


Fuck me, 16 players. Are they fucking insane? It will be a clusterfuck. Zero depth.

>>77412727
>he pressing, tactics [...] are so different
You mean non existent?

>>77413067
He's okay. Isn't particularly good at any one thing, but he's okay at a lot of things.

>>77413111
>non-existant
They press you a lot when you're in the final 3rd.

>>77413124
they did with the kante meme

>>77413111
It's like Muricans in WW2, if you don't have a plan, how is the opposition supposed to counter your plan?

>>77413132
well kante is always a busy cunt

>>77413075
it makes up for city's wholesome midfield

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A Tesco Alan Shearer

>>77413109
Most can be covered by youth, if Conte rotates.

Are Everton finally going to try in the EL now that United have shown it's a reasonable way to get into the CL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

What happened to Will?

>>77413282
Lol no. Only big clubs take it seriously, like Chelsea did, like United did, like Liverpool did.
Small teams think they are better than it.

>>77413303
They have a great manager now, so unless the board objects it's possible that they will give it a shot. They must be insane if they think they have any chance to win the league, so cups are their best call to win some silverware.

>>77413307
Will be top goal scorer this season. City unironically got a bargain for once. Steal at 28mil.

>>77413340
Yeah, it's a surprisingly good deal. Though they probably wasted like 300m on meme defenders and keepers by now.

>>77413337
Everton fan here. Haven't won anything since 1995 ;_; Feel like pure shite, just want a cup. Would want the FA Cup the most desu. Europa League is a detriment to the league season whilst the FA Cup is less demanding, but actually don't see >us doing well this season due to all the new players and a shithouse Rooney being forced down our throats. (He was horrible against some fucking slovak farmers). If Everton signed another CB on Keane's level and got a decent striker I could see them challenging for 4th next season.

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medicle tsuun

>>77413386
I just can't see where your goals are coming from this year desu. You're pretty much reliant on Sandro to get 15-20 goals, and that's a pretty big ask for someone who's unproven. The rest of the team is shaping up fairly nicely, but without Lukaku's goals I think you're destined for an 8th place finish.

>>77413413
What the...

>>77413251
That's a pretty big if desu. His lack of rotation is why Chelsea are struggling to keep any of their decent depth. Matic, Ake and Chalobah all could have contributed a fair bit next season if they had stayed.

City were an Alex Sandro off having Porto's 2012 defence kek

>>77413438
Went for sandro too but he was too expensive

>>77413415
7th is the floor desu. Rest of the league is shitty compared to Everton. Everton are in a purgatory of not good enough for top 6 (Especially since Spurs and Liverpool are good now), but not shit enough compared to the rest of the league.

>>77413430
What about the like 18 players who were on loan the last years? All gone?

>>77413438
The attack is what wins you titles though.

>>77413455
If you had a better striker and better attacking midfielders then you might have a chance under Koeman, but it's a very difficult top 6 to break into, true. Rooney is ok, but I'd be surprised if he gets you 10 goals. Imo he's been better off as a central midfielder for the last few years anyway, although that seems to be Klaassen's role now.

>>77413468
Jesus better bang in some goals then m8

>>77413386
Rooney adds experience and winning mentality though, so Koeman could use him like Mourinho used 60 year old Drogba when Chelsea won the league. He's still good for couple assists too. Doubt he'll be a starter, though you do need an actual striker then but your transfer dealings seem far from done. Wouldn't worry too much about the team gelling either, Koeman managed a team that got looted yearly before.

>>77413430
Ake is the one that annoys me.
Ok Chalobah could have played more yadda yadda, and something happened with Matic to make him fall to fourth choice. I mean shit, Baka is injured and a lot of things can wrong, why make Matic a pariah?

But Ake. First Conte has him recalled from Mememouth, because...
And when he plays, and he plays well, he's not rewarded.
He's perfect for how Chelsea play, but Chelsea would rather keep Cahill.
He could have replaced Aspie while Aspie was moved to rwb. He could have been a good lwb. He could have been depth in midfield.

And Chelsea lost their best youth player yet, someone who already looked good in the pl, someone who already played for Chelsea thanks to Benitez, for what reason?

>>77412278
>this is unironically the reason

>>77413487
Considering the crazy market, they didn't even get much for Ake.

Conte fucked up with Costa too, lowering his price with a dumb message.

>>77413472
Klaasen is poopoo IMO. Haven't seen anything good from him. Another Eredivise flop.

>>77413487
It's such a Premier League team move aka retarded.
Why the fuck do you sell Ake, loan Zouma and recall Christensen. THEN buy Rudiger who isn't even much better than those three and is older. OK, Zouma's career might be ruined, BUT they should have loaned him to Nice, would've been far better for him. Shouldn't have sold Ake because he's good and I hope to god that Chelsea don't ruin Christensen's career (which they will).

t. annoyed at Chelsea ruining young careers

>>77413506
Costa should leave for free as far as I am concerned. If Atletico aren't buying this summer, let him go on a free and screw that 40m, the sooner he's gone the better

>>77411475
Chicharito

>>77413521
What maddens me even more is that Ake and Christ could have been the perfect use of youth: they make your team better for free, so you can spend and focus another area, like I don't know the fucking wing back situation, where apparently Moses is the second best left wingback in the team.

>>77413521
>t. annoyed at Chelsea ruining young careers
They've been doing it for about a decade now.

>>77411678
Di Maria and dybala

>If cristiano ronaldo doesn't admit guilt of tax fraud, refuses a plea deal and wants to go to trial, the spanish public prosecutor will ask for a 75m fine and 15 years in jail (Cadena Cope)
wew la's

>>77412925
Not anymore senpai

CONTE WANTS DRINKWATER

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77413636
kek donaldo btfo

>>77413636
spain only gives suspended sentences for the first crime, regardless of what it is, right?

>>77412976
>unironically needing refball to win at home
and what about Sevilla?

>>77413659
think its only on sentences less than 2 years or something

>>77413636
much in the way that i'll ask emma watson for a gummy next time i see her

>>77413636
The state is literally attacking him because he dared to to stand up to the robber barons.

>Manchester United are set to have Tinder as their sleeve sponsor next season for £12m a year.

>>77413636
>big_gay_bubba.swf

>>77413659
Think about what you wrote here

>>77413702
Haha seriously? Why is that shit app so popular in England and the EU?

Fucking slags

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>>77413702
Perfect for a team which doesn't score much

>>77413723
Yep there it is, that's the one to beat.

>>77413709
This isn't /tv/

Delete your comment and refrain from posting any off topic messages in the future.

>>77413702
Aww like.. summat to do with flames.. nah I'm not beating the other gag

>>77413717
the sentence is fine

>>77413644
Then go get him a glass then mexican.

>>77413733
I'm sorry, I'll think about what I did

>>77413746
>>77413659
>he thinks spain gives suspended sentencers to rapists and murderers for their first offence

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>Mata
>Mourinho
>Matic
>Menama

ManU confirmed "M" for Chelsea.

>>77413805
I'll give you a pity (you).

>>77413746
See >>77413803

>>77413819
Please spell it out because I don't get what you are trying to say.

>>77413803
well real and barca get away with it every year in la liga

>>77413803
Marcos Alonso of Chelsea literally did just that you mong

>>77413803
what happened to marcos alonso?

>manslaughter = deliberate murder
How fucking braindead are you?

>>77413871
Raped your nan, got off with with community service by wiping off the cum off her face

>>77413893
proxy off Liam

Wasn't Alonso's thing in Italy?

>>77413869
I missed the part where he was convicted of murder, could you provide a source?

>>77413934
yes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1382767/Marcos-Alonso-wheel-Madrid-car-crash-killed-woman-passenger.html

>>77413960
read
>>77413877

lads, is mbappe really good? I get the feeling he's a bit of a tap in meister and speedy mong

>>77413987
manslaughter through means such as this in any country apart from spain carries a heavy prison sentence.

>>77414023
bernardobabby

>>77414023
if he didn't improve for the rest of his career he'd still be worth £100m, he scored 1 in 2 last season, and more than that in the UCL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9lug2-4yoc

>>77414070
this faggot still hasn't signed a new contract and his current one ends next summer

>>77414098
maybe you shouldn't have put him on the bench for so many years

>>77414023
Bernardo Silva was the real clucth player for Monaco last season, but he is not a teenager, black OR french, so only 1/4 of the price.

can anyone give me a quick rundown on inigo martinez?

>>77414023
He's the next Henry la.

>>77414173
Only a first name away from signing for Liverpool

>>77414173
ball playing defender

>>77414124
oh no, I'm a barçafag, I'm convinced if he doesn't sign a new contract he'll be a barcelona player next summer

>>77414173
The perfect guardiola babby

I love transgenders

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>>77413723

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>>77414173
cheaper than otamendi apparently

>>77414319
T-t-t-thanks for including >us

>>77414319
I like Otamendi, despite him being hit and miss, definition of a madman

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meant to post this one tbdesu

>>77414362
he is better when he gets to play on the right

>>77414597
at least he wont be totally exposed by clichy each game

Will Nasri be a Nice signing?

>>77414737
For whom'est'er?

>>77414746
Nice

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is pic related likely to get another job in male football management

or is he destined to just be a meme

>>77414746
Nice

Cmon anon

>>77414806
no.

no footballer player would show him any respect

>>77414737
Will be great for half a season, then whine like a bitch for x reason and get benched for messing with the manager/staff/board

>>77414791
>>77414821
Thanks, guys.

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Yasss

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>>77414874

>>77414874
>sleeve sponsors
None of these will look good.

>>77414874
Multiple sponsorships is a bit non league for my tastes, will stop following football if this is the norm

>>77414874
Would 12m a year even pay the wages for one starter?

>>77414928
I don't know la. I think city's sleeve sponsor looks bretty comfy

>>77415042
Pic?

>>77414874
*swipes right

>>77415008
12m/52 is 230,769

So yes it'd pay a player and a half, Pogba's supposedly on £160k

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>>77415042
Solely because it's the same colour as the main sponsor.

>>77415080
Here.

>>77415008
Depending on the starter.

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>>77415080

>>77414874
finally united will score

>>77415093
Fortunate he held the shirt like that so the sponsor got shown, disgusting.

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>>77415107
>four different sponsors on one shirt
Still, at least we're not Scandinavian tier yet.

what are the chances of Chelsea signing Alex Sandro

>>77415137
won't spend that much on a player

>>77415122
Pls don't let this happen in the PL

>>77415122
The one on the back is only for pre season. Same with the Nissan one

>>77415122
looks like a racecar

>>77415159
>>77415122
Because the swedish league is shit and no one watches it, therefore they aren't making any money, and they need the sponsors to fund their shitty clubs

>>77415122
dont want to sound american but this looks cool
football shirts either should be covered in ads or blank

>>77415254
A country that produced the likes of Larsson x2, Ljungberg, Källström, Ibrahimovic etc? What a shame..

>Chelsea sold Matic to replace him with Drinkwater

Bakayoko is Matic's replacement. Drinkwater would be purely for depth.

>>77415137
I don't see why Juventus would sell him for anything but ridiculous money, even by this window's standards, when they've already lost two of their back line.

>>77415379
K O N G O
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>danny drinkwater
ummmm this meme ended a year ago chelsea

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>>77415623
forgot pic late night Kimposting got me in a tizzy

>>77415628
chelsea need homegrown players and they don't have a youth setup so they have to buy someone

>>77415646
oxlade chamberlain please

>>77415646
whatever happened to that youth goblin they had?

>>77415646
Chelsea have arguably the best youth setup in the country (though City's will probably overtake it)

They're just incredibly shit at actually integrating them into the first team

embedding youth into the team is a small club thing to do. big clubs buy ready made talent

>>77415254
But why are sponsors advertising with Swedish teams when nobody watches the league?

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>>77413251
>Lelsea youth

>Man Utd have an official tractor partnership
>They have an official mattress partnership
>They'll have Tinder

Man Utd have been big for a very long time and were always a marketing giant but at what point did it stop being a football club and start becoming a soccer franchise? Beckham era? Glazer buyout? Fergie leaving?

>>77413109
you forgot andreas christensen and also charly musonda and loic remy

>>77415729
>Glazer buyout
this

am guessing

>>77415729
Fergie leaving. Like you said, Man Utd were always a brand but when he was around all that stuff was kept in check, and they didn't even have an official twitter account. As soon as he left the floodgates opened and you have what the club is now.

>>77415729
Going on the stock market

And even then City are better memes because they have a fucking official robot partner
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-city-unveil-robots-entertain-11885647

>>77415644
Sad turn of events..

>>77411751
This girl has a really weird dick. Her knob is square. I don't like it.

>>77411766
Barramundi

>>77415675
Isn't Southampton the one with the best youth in England? They are pretty much the Santos of England.

>>77415969
>Robinho
>???

>>77415998
Pele and Neymar

>>77415969
Southampton are way better at integrating them into the first team and developing them at that level. Chelsea's youth setup however has been dominant in England for the last few years and have multiple fa youth cup wins (including the last 4 in a row), a lot of key players in England u-21/19 teams, and 2 of the 4 UEFA youth leagues since it's inceptions (worth mentioning they were only actually entered in 3).

The issue is they get loaned out once they reach a certain age which seems to stunt their development if it doesn't work out, which it rarely does as young loan players need to be that much better than their teammates in order to get picked since no manager really wants to spend time developing a player who's just going to go back to their parent club at the end of the season. Chelsea are terrible at integrating youth and rely on the loan system because they need results year in year out and have little to no leeway in giving their academy players a chance, sometimes it works out (Courtois) but mostly it doesn't.

>>77416108
kek

Imagine your team spent more than half a billion not to look like Real Madrid, Chelsea, Bayern or Barcelona, but to look like Stoke City under Tony Pulis. Side-splitting stuff from the numpty, Maureen !

>>77415969
Chelsea usually win youth cups; but Arsenal academy players are playing the most, followed by United, in first teams.

>>77416187
>Putting Chelsea in with those other 3

Come on, mate. Maybe if they hold on to Hazard for the next few years, sign Sandro, Morata starts fulfilling his potential and becomes a star, Bakayoko becomes the new Yaya Toure, and Zouma, Christensen, and Rudgier develop into the best back 3 in the game.

>>77416187
>Chelsea

very subtle

>>77411949
That carribean reporter is so hot. Lukaku probably fucked her

>>77416423
Nepal go home, you're drunk

>>77416450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nLjLI8LVns

>>77416222
>>77416364
Why does Chelsea have such a hard time signing players?

>>77416515
THIQQ

>>77416554
>signed loads of players
>more than everybody bar Everton
>HUR DUR Y SO HARD? :<

You're not a Spurs, Liverpool or Arsenal fan.

This thread is deader than my love life.

>>77411475
Not Harry Kane, he's only a 3 season wonder

>>77411475
Lukaku, followed by Kane and Chicharito

>watching Ox because I think he should play for England as a starter
>he was insane against Sevilla

If this lad can pull it off constantly, he'll be great. But Southgate won't play him. Probably cause he isn't consistent.

Also Lemar is apparently going to Liverpool now, but Moneyco still want £80M for him.

Why the fuck would you have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWVOM5xIyvc
when for the same price you can have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUq9TRLi4UA

>>77417643
Because the 'same price' meme is based on rumours not what they actually pay? Also, surprise, rumours don't equate reality. Neymar still hasn't signed. Sanchez still hasn't left. It's bullshit to sell papers, mate.

>>77417656
I'm pretty sure Madrid would allow a rotation player to leave for 50m.

Which team is going to fall for the Barkley meme?

>>77413521
Klaasen's arguably been Everton's best player in preseason. Sandro has really impressed as well.

>>77417700
He'll leave for free next year.

>>77417700
Hopefully not Spurs.
I don't even see what some people see in him, he's a James Morrison-tier player.
I'd better have Capoue back than Barkley.

>>77417643
Ross Barkley doesn't dribble, he just mis-controls the ball lots of times in a row

>>77411678
Greaseman

2 birds one stone

>>77417700
>english
>good ol liverpudlian lad
>attacking midfielder
sounds perfect for liverpool la

offer everton 60m quid after the coutinho sale and let the hype begin

2018 champs elect

>>77411678
Ousmane Dembélé.

>>77417643
Offensively, Barkley is pretty good. He creates quite a lot of chances. Barkley was fifth in chances created last season (82), behind Eriksen (111), De Bruyne (101), Ozil (98), and Hazard (89). He's not very good at keeping possession and defending though.

>>77417643
>unskippable ads embedded in the video itself
what the actual fuck is this nonsense

>>77411678
Find another one in Brasil or something. Would be reluctant about signing a big star player since the whole reason for Nerman leaving is to not wither away in Messi's shadow. On the other hand, it's not like everyone has to be number one.

hello where is the nerman

>>77417936
Pls buy Leeds.

>>77418286
no

>>77417936

aren't your countrymen helping a move happen by letting him pay his own release clause etc?

also did the current political situation in your nation affect the world cup hosting in 2022?

any update on the Zlatan Ibrahimovic to AC Milan situation?

>>77411678
Dybala

FUCK ALL YOU CUNTS. CHELSEA IS GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE THIS COMING SEASON. CHECK EM

>>77417936
Buy Oxford United please and sign god-like players. Thanks.

>>77418930
>got rid of Costa and Matic
>replaced with injured ghost of bakayoko and the spanish Welbeck
LMAO

>having a cool dream for the first time in months
>get woken up early ending it
Not impressed

>Lacazzete scored first goal for Arsenal!

Wait, what? I thought he did like 2 weeks?

>>77419049
>Morata is Welbeck
ABC fuck off.

Why does /trans/ always die at this time?

>>77419208
>ABC
nobody has mentioned Carlisle, mate

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>>77419208
>>77419264
is Morata any good? Hasn't scored yet for a £70m striker

>>77419270
And? Means nothing.

>>77419085
>Alexandre Lacazette scored his first Arsenal goal as we beat Sydney FC 2-0 at ANZ Stadium on Thursday.
So he scored his first Emirates goal.

>>77419259
Transition time between ameri/sp/ and euro /sp/. In the old tradition right now is the meme spammer time.

>loan out pasalic
>buy drinkwater
Why

>>77419281
>spending £70m on a striker that cant score means nothing
I disagree on that one

>>77419291
Fuck off you fucking cunt

>hur dur he don't score in meaningless friendlies dat means he r sheeit xFDDDd ecks dee

Scum like you need to be banned for Global Rule 3. Fuck off. He's easily going to get 20 goals this season, screencap this.