/rbl/ general

no, I am literally shaking right now

>dumbers

>>77409542
her name is Numbers and I respect her and so should you.

I for one welcome our new east-German overlords.

Beep boop beep I am the neinhold bot. ^^

do you guys actually hate RBL or just laugh because everyone gets triggered at the muh tradition meme.

Even though isnt it kind of annoying to you germans that a team like RBL bursts in like that rather than a Braunschweig.

t. mainz

>>77409542
>>77409571
>>77409593
>German "shitposting"

>deleting the official German football discussion thread
guess /Numbi's Backstube/ will do for now

>>77409604
Fuck off, American pigdog.

>>77409535
>us

lifelong supporter since 2016 no doubt.

>>77409604
I love RB but hate Brunswick

>>77409622
>pigdog
more like pog

>>77409626
N-no, literally a /lifelong/, season ticket holder since 2016 though. :c

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>>77409622
>your stadium doesnt have chicken buckets for $20
Stay cucked foodlet

I think the janny is from Oer-Erkenschwick

>>77409639
I'm shamed to admit that I want to have such a bucket at least once in my life. don't even want to eat more than two burgers, but I want to hold it, feel its weight.

>Über 240 Millionen Euro hat Manchester City in diesem Sommer für seine sechs Neuzugänge ausgegeben – auf der Einnahmenseite stehen dagegen erst 41,4 Mio. Euro. Laut einem Bericht des „Telegraph“ sollen die „Citizens“ ob des aktuell knapp 200 Mio. Euro großen Transferminus‘ erneut auf der Beobachtungsliste der UEFA stehen.
Pep Guardiola to Bayern 2018

>>77409639
>implying shit like this is even food

>>77409661
yeah no, there is a big design problem with the sauces, not being integrated with the bucket

going grocery shopping now. wish me luck, hope I don't get shanked.

ihr dummen mongos

>>77409849
hope you do

>>77409899
no shanking, but I did saw a few potential shankers.

>did saw
ich dummer mongo indeed ;_;

When will we get a /sip/ approved BL team?

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*
hehe

please respond >>77410132

>>77410658
3

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gib Keita

>>77411092
yeah

*sips Monster™ Energy*

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rate this book

i will rate the hand instead

3/10

>>77411232
looks like something a dumb middle aged woman would fall for

>>77411400
yes, thank you

>>77411232
The biggest scam Denmark has perpetrated on the world.

Is this /bundes/?

>>77411579
Yes. What are your thoughts on today's Bundesliga happenings?

>>77411579
no sir, no reason for any sages :)

>>77411579
V-Mann bitte

>nobody discussing Dusseldoof vs Brunswick
good

>>77411958
I don't agree that it's good.

>>77409635
Hannoi subhuman detected

>>77411596
Besides the Brazzo call up, did anything noteworthy happened?

>>77411605
>>77411768
Hiro here. I'm monitoring you >:\

>>77412368
No

>>77412402
I see.

>>77412216
I live like >500 km from Brownie, I don't really know why I hate them. I kidn of hate the state of Niedersachsen in general.

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>Obwohl der 28-Jährige [Holger Badstuber] im Juni noch sagte, dass seine Zukunft wohl im Ausland liege, scheint nun nicht ausgeschlossen, dass er auch in der kommenden Saison in der Bundesliga spielt. Offenbar ist Badstuber ein Kandidat beim VfB Stuttgart, der sich in der Defensive bis Saisonstart noch verstärken will. Die „Stuttgarter Zeitung“ berichtet, dass sich der Ex-Nationalspieler mit Klub-Verantwortlichen des Aufsteigers getroffen habe.
____________________________________________

>Dortmund
>Die Personallage entspannt sich zudem. Weigl und Kapitän Marcel Schmelzer kehrten in Bad Ragaz ins Lauftraining zurück. Nach seinem Außenbandriss könnte es für Schmelzer schon zum Saisonstart in knapp drei Wochen in Wolfsburg reichen. Weigl will nach der Länderspielpause Anfang September wieder ins Mannschaftstraining einsteigen. Dann hätte er nur zwei Spieltage verpasst.

____________________________________________

>Nach Ansicht des 67-Jährigen [A.Wenger] werden Top-Stars künftig fast ausschließlich nach Ende ihrer Verträge und damit ablösefrei die Vereine wechseln. Seine Begründung: „Das wird mehr und mehr passieren, weil die Transfersummen derart hoch werden, das niemand die geforderte Ablösen noch bezahlen will. Ich bin davon überzeugt, dass das in den nächsten zehn Jahren zum Normalfall wird.“
Is he right?

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>ywn never be a football star in his early 30 discovering glorious Nihon

>>77412571
Let's see. Simon Kjær has hos medical with Sevilla tomorrow.
Fenerbahce might be an attractive option for him

>>77412653
The ultimate dream.

>>77412653
who knows, in 20 years, you could be anything

>>77412699
Kjaer strucks me as one of those players that could've had a much better career if it wasn't for his questionable attitude.

schlafi time

>>77412714
zhat I am not laffing
HAHAHAHAHAha

>>77412760
I don't think he's that bad when it comes to that.
He gets judged a lot on his short time in Wolfsburg where he played under a horrendous head coach, but he's been quite successful elsewhere.
He's 28 now and arriving at Sevilla which is not that far below the best clubs. Pretty decent career progression.

>>77412781
sleep tight

>>77412699
the Dane that stole a living

>>77412949
>>77412818

>>77412991
>>77412949

back from work. time to open The Beer©

>>77413276
THESE are the kind of posts that need deletion and bans.

>>77413299
>hating on based beerposter

smhtobihoeneß

Hallo Bernd hier, ist das der aktuelle Bundesliga Faden?

>>77413395
Halts Maul du hässliche Schwuchtel.

Salihamidzic is exactly the type of dynamic young outsider who will bring the needed energy to shake things up.

>>77413402
this

consumer here
who are we gonna sign la

vass hast zu hast zu eine bitte kleine scheiBe

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>>77413496
>implying he will be anything more than Wurstls and Rolex water carrier

>>77412818
He's transfering to Sevilla?! I didn't knew that. Just forget what I posted earlier

>>77413642
He has his medical tomorrow

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>when an american other than me posts

ps gelsenkirchen dude, did you scored any blooters lately?

>>77413734
good

anyone still up

i don't think so

thanks for the info

yes and good night

good night

good night

you too

thanks

I'm going to sleep now too
good night

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>>77415838

I'm more of a Monster Energy Maultaschen Verkaufer fan

>>77416974
AKA Monster Munster

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>>77413881
>When an American exists besides me

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>>77418339
I was just kidding. This general needs more American posters.

gooooooooooooooood merning

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>

>>77418833
wew

yes hello

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What a nice day it is. Feels RB man.

>Hadergjonaj to Goatgart
Is there a single reason why I shouldn't bet my life savings on them reaching the EL?

>>77419499
literally had to look this guy up

Who /lifelong/ here?

who wins the CWC (Cringe World Championship)

this >>77418833

or

this >>77419546

>>77419532
Nobody is surprised that you're ahnungslos.

>>77419579
>>77418833

Almost time for work

Dedstuber to Stattgurt all but confirmed.

test

>>77419499
I hope they stop playing Genter next season. Never rated that guy desu.

>>77411107
We'll get him next summer don't worry

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>>77420508
not so fast

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dreamt that buyern loses 2:1 against liverpoo

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>>77420538
are they playing today?

>>77420551
yes. 20.30

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>>77420571
Okay. I was hoping for some comfy afternoon football match, but it's better than nothing.

>bundes and 2nd bundes both have 34 matchdays
>2nd bundes starts 3 weeks earlier than bundes
i don't get it

>>77420581
18:00 Buttgart vs Huddersfield
18:30 Köln vs Linz
18:30 St. Pauli vs Stoke
19:30 Dortmund vs Atalanta

>>77411467
Denmark is truly the evilest country.

>>77412368
Hallo Hiro. Ganz schön regnerisch heute.

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>>77420594
ty fren

>>77420581
ourguys /1860/ are playing against nürnberg II right now if you wanna watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpTqSwrOnxs

>>77420623
>ourguys /1860/
only if they get rid of Ismaik

>>77420623
>Not gegen Elend, the match
Not sure if I want to watch this, but thanks anyway.

>it's a 'we pretend that bavarian rivalries are a huge thing' episode

>>77420631
yeah. its a geisterspiel as well because of the 1860 fans chimpout

>>77420593
pls respond

>>77420791
bcz for three weeks the 2nd bundes gets more media exposure.

>>77420593
No Englische Wochen in second Bundes?

>>77420840
okay

>>77420851
dunno

/1860/ scored the 2:1 lead

>>77420623
Why are the stands empty?

/1860/: 3-1

>>77420923

>>77420750

just /1860/ things

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>>77420973

>>77420934
Was it Uli's Rache™ for leaving the Die Telekom präsentiert die Allianz Arena in Zusammenarbeit mit der Audi AG?

>3:3

JUST

lel

>the belly on that ref

>>77421058
classic regionalliga right there

DER STEHT DOCH WIEDER
DER STEHT DOCH

>>77421058
it's Götze's father

>de Bruyne is coming up 60

good. That's the turning point.

>nürnberg killing 1860 players

4:3 now for /1860/

>Nürnberg

>the ring of Nürburg

5:3

Since Dortmund can't stop buyern I hope u do

>>77421219
>t. Bruma

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/1860/ winning 5:3

>>77421219
we will

>>77420494
He will be slowly phased out over the first ten games and the GOAT pairing Ofori+Burnic will play on the six.

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Julia Görges won pretty handily yesterday

>>77421383
>Hey sir, my eyes are up heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

>>77419939
id like to hear more about your work

>Rezan Corlu to Roma

That has to be one of the strangest transfers in the history of football.
Some palms being greased there somehow.

>>77421484
she's a prostitute

>>77421484
i work in mergers and acquisitions

>>77421581
no you dont

hope to see rudy and süle today

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>>77421600
that's true.
>>77421626
>sülze

>>77421625

https://twitter.com/AnaIvanovic/status/892385882833072131
hos does the absolute madman do it?

>>77421656

>>77421383
Mother give milk.

Where do you get your ideas from?

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>>77421795
the interwebs?

>>77421795
4chan and krautchan. for example i saw a video of a guy paddling through a river with a packraft linked on krautchan and two days ago i ordered a packraft myself because the thpught of me paddling through the lake near me (on a sunny day) made me excited

>>77421818
you're never gonna use it

>>77421795
i get ideas from things that need fixing
for example my bed is squeaking like crazy. looked under the matress yesterday and saw the cheap wood is fucked. i could screw some screws in there but that wont actually fix it long-term.
iunstead i will build a bed frame myself with 4x4s

>>77421847
you're never gonna finish it

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will this lad ever make it at RBL?

Where do you get your ideas from?

>>77421876
yeah, he actually improved over the past few weeks, he almost got sold/loaned out but now RB says they want to hold him

>>77421892
>yeah, he actually improved over the past few weeks
just like myself

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Why are Germans so triggered about RB Leipzig when their existing top teams (especially Bayern Munich) are already bankrolled by massive corporations?

Buyern are part-owned by Adidas, Audi, and Allianz, who are all FAR, FAR bigger than Red Bull (which is actually quite a small company). And of course Telekom are a big sponsor.

>hurr durr but Buyern is still mostly fan-owned, and that's the point, that RB Leipzig isn't fan-owned
Who gives a fuck? Buyern is still a corporate sugar daddy and all of the "members" are absolute CUSTOMERS.

Basically Buyern fans are just salty that they finally have a challenger - and supporters of other clubs are salty that THEY don't have the investment (or maybe just the success) that RB Leipzig has had.

I think it's great that there's another team challenging at the top. The Bundesliga is fucking boring otherwise. Also you guys should be happy that you have a Germanic company bankrolling your teams, rather than UAE oil barons like we have.

didnt read LOL

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>hey Anonymous, I need some help over here
wat do?

>>77421907
didnt read either but RB are /ourguys/

>>77421907
100% this. As if WV and Bayer weren't involved in their city's teams. All Germans are mad about is semantics.

>>77421907
k

>>77421919
Didi is Austrian NOT german :DDD braise merkel :DDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-dND_8Bi38

your average bundesposter

>>77421941
me on the right

>>77421915
fuck her right in the pusy boooooom no return baby

>>77421941
>>77421959
angery austrian on the left

>>77421912
TLDR - Buyern is bankrolled by massive corporations so it's hypocritical for people to hate on RB Leipzig

>>77421981
yeah, but bayern aren't so edgy about it

>>77421907
you see any triggered people in here?

>>77421941
>I watch Unterschicht videos ironically dude I'm not dumb xD

>>77421941
have the same facial structure of the guy on th eleft
feels bad man

HAST DU ETWAS

>>77421907
>be happy that you have a Germanic company bankrolling your teams, rather than UAE oil barons like we have.

RBL is just the start. When people have calmed down a bit about RB and 50+1 goes into the trash some oil barons from the desert will follow.

>>77421907
RBL is the final solution to the Buyern-problem. Nobody is triggered.

>>77422105
an?

>>77422105
Gegen?

>>77422128
so you got anything on?

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>>77422128
>tfw you'll never be 16 again
Dat sweet first benis in vagina. :DDD-DDDD

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>>77422150
do you?

>>77422170
short sweat pants I guess you could call them sweat shorts. and long socks because all my short socks broke at once.

>>77422236
yes, I'm sad about it too.

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>have to play bayern in 2 hours
>gonna lose 13-0
>player get depressed and all expectation and confidence will be lost
>finish outside top 4

who booked this shit. have mercy bayern

>>77422331

the dream I had predicted a different outcome
>>77420538

WEW LAD

>ball ded

i will eat a banana, carrots and slices of paprika for the bayern-liverpool match oh yes i will

>>77421907
you are the one that is triggered

>>77422456
>>77422414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvbYOys2hyk
*dabs*

>>77421981
>every German is a Buyern customer
most people hate both clubs

how many Dortmund shareholders will be HEEMed by Atalanta-Eintracht alliancers ?

>>77422491
>buttgart

>the state of benuldis in friendlies

>>77422331
jurgen is gonna trow both games against his buttbuddy wagner at huddersfield innit?

>>77421981
go read what redbull did to salzburg. theyre literally mk dons but worse

>>77422567
made them competitive?

>>77422616
they never qualified for the CL

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>>77422331
>tfw they have to cancel the game @30 mins because It's already 12-0

look at what CashPoint did to Altach. truly a disgusting display of capitalism

>>77422655
Yes
>>77422658
Are Red Bull Salzburg fans now upset that the team is just a feeder club for real based Leipzig and have no hopes of keeping any good players more than 1 years or so?????

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>>77422663
This

>>77422663
football is more than a soulless business. the only reason it even exists is that retards like us pay money because we blindly follow the teams. even if a team wins everything if no fans turn up because its unloveable or has betrayed its fanbase with bullshit then it will go bankrupt. you cant compare football to every other business because cashpoint arent supported by fans.

>>77422616
there is more to football than winning. the team that won isnt the same team as the one the fans grew up with

>>77422663
T-mobile Bundesliga:

>Cashpoint Altach
>SK Puntigamer Sturm
>FC Red Bull Salzburg
>FC Flyeralam Admira
>RZ Pellets WAC

Sky-Go Erste Liga:

>TSV Prolactal Hartberg
>SV Guntamatic Ried
>FC Liefering (Red Bull feeder club)
>WSG Swaroski Wattens


Maybe someone could just end my life and this league?

>>77422702
Austrian sovereignty was a mistake

>>77422702
kek. mein sides

>>77422702
And the Vienna teams get funded by the Austrian gubment :^}

>>77422680
yes they are extremely upset. Alle 50 of them

>>77410606
>this
Id play for that team even if i only got paid in sips, i love sips so much

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>>77422785
I am of the opinion that it'd be much funnier for sippers to unite and have Monster sponsor the Austrian Bundes

>>77422814
for me, its Monster Münster

>>77422702
for me, it's FC Lebensraum Immobilien Lendorf

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>>77421907
Well the problem is, that you apparently know more about the german league than the average German. But this way, you also almost answered your own question already.

Now what you are may be missing: due to the long-term media shilling in favour of Buyern, people are hardwired to think that Buyern are the good guys. Seeing RBL is like seeing everything they hate combined in one football club.
Of course, - and as you stated by yourself - Buyern is everything Leipzig is but at least ten times worse. But people are unable to realize this because the mainstream media propaganda has tied the dogmatic principle to their common sense making it impossible to apply everything you're critisize Leipzig for to Buyern.

This way you can say that - apart from actuall Buyern profiteers and offcials - there are only two types of people: people who hate Buyern openly and people who project their hate for Buyern on other clubs because they would love but can't hate Buyern due to the said deep-rooted hardwiring of the pro-Buyern propaganda.
The latter we call customers btw.

You're wrong though on the point that RBL can seriously challenge Buyern. Buyern has build up a mafia-esque structure all across media, sports officials, celebrities/society and even politics and courts.
Leipzig is only allowed to exist as long as they apply to the system which's main pillars is Buyern to be the flagship on top of all german sports representatives. Always and for all Eternity!

didn't read LMAO

>>77422883
*tips*

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>>77422883

>A Liverpool-based newspaper has been forced to apologise after publishing a piece online which compared the German football club RB Leipzig to Nazi Germany’s SS.

>The piece, published in the Liverpool Echo and written by columnist Derek McGovern, entitled “Who in God's name are Leipzig? - the kind of club who knock Everton out of a Europa League qualifier before finishing bottom of their group”, was published in the ‘Anfield Extra’ section of the website on Monday.

>A section of the piece on Liverpool's continued pursuit of Leipzig midfielder Naby Keita - which has now been edited out - drew widespread criticism.

>“[RB Leipzig] are hated in Germany because they are designed for profit rather than football. In fact they are the most hated outfit in Germany since the SS,” it read.

>“Liverpool have made two bids for Keita and the only response they got from Leipzig was: “Show me your papers.”

/ourguys/ RB Leipzig

>>77423031
Kill yourself already

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>>77423031
>In fact they are the most hated outfit in Germany since the SS
hated?

>>77422702
>FC Liefering (Red Bull feeder club)
cause they're liefering players to salzburg?

>>77423051
t. haptschule dummer 2 stoopid 2 get into gymnasium

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From the Cashpoint-Arena

>>77422883
based neini dropping truthbombs

>>77423169
wtf i love dirtmud now
cashpoint ""arena"" is super comfy tho desu

>>77423063
is he related to michael laudrup?

We need to get rid of the americans.

>americanS
literally all me :)

>>77423169
>Maximilian PHILIPP

>>77423232
>philipp Max

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>>77423206
why would you do that?

>>77423365
>früchtl, crnicki, tillman, friedl, mai, awoudja, wintzheimer, heiland
???

based mirage man

>>77423382
>buyern in the lead
>carlo decides to sub in the amateurs for the last 20 minutes
>lose

calling it now

>>77423382
some amateur team shithouses

why am i such a trend setter? how do i do it?

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>>77423451

its a friendly, results matters nowt

also goetze could save bayern

>>77423473
hello

Hi sweetie xoxo

>>77423483
boah fang nicht wieder an dem ami in den arsch zu kriechen du absoluter untermensch

>>77423506
>t. Sören Benn

>>77423506
It was kc tier

name one trend you set

>>77423522
Meme falsch benutzt, mehr hab ich nicht zu sagen.

>>77423535

not him but I am the beer poster hello everyone

>>77423535
no

>>77423574
hello

>>77423535
knutschi

>>77423574
>>77423586
fair enough

>>77423576
thought so

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>.....
>..
"get down"

>>77423535
fuck off, tobi

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>>77423535
Dinner thief

Ps what should I add?

>>77423535
made a few 4chins memes but noone believes me.

>bvb friendly
>commentator: EY DIE SIND DOCH BESCHEUERT HIER DIE ITALIENER HIER. HAUEN HIER REIN HIER

ruhrpott assis baka

>>77423638
sliced meatballs

>>77423535
i was the first one to start calling people "seething" and calling someone a "melt"

true story

>>77423675
i made one image people all over krautchan and 4chan use all the time

>>77423697
>expecting anything even approaching impartiality from Dickel

>>77423721
that commentary is bad on another level. like if you took the alki from the local dorfkneipe and gave him a mic

i started the wholee reply without quoting the post Nr. trend too btw

who /amigohome/ here?

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>>>/kc/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flpdqGfAsw

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>karius

>>77423888
based

when did you realize that you cant live on like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCsqQaDidw

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a long while ago

>>77423913
PACKT DIE PANZERWAGEN EIN

>>77421625
>>77421625
>>77421625

>>77423965
>autosage

no

Out of nowhere a wild JOKE appears:

Germany winning a war

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

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what is jürgen thinking here?

>>77424063

>>77424036

>>77424063
"The guy who has 'top ten anime villains with Thomas tuchel in the screancap should post it right now "

Also take this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

how many games will it take for james to score his first goal? place your bets

>>77424098
seven

>>77424098
33 minutes
cap this post

here we are

>in comes the downpour

liverpool winning confirmed

>here we are

>>77423720
this one >>77423063?

arent they scared of getting hit by a lightning bolt?

>>77424181
no

>>77424182
yes

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>>77424193
this?

>>77423266
>>77423266
>>77423266

get in here. dont shit up the /rbl/

>>77424234
no

>>77424348
well post it du dummer mongo

>>77424098
when are they playing against Hamburg?

Hello

>>77424519
hey, your hair looks nice today

>>77424543
aw thanks shug :)

is it possible to bet on bayern NOT winning the league? dont want to pick some particular team tho

>>77424601
you can literaly bet on anything

>>77424622
i cannot find it though

>>77424676
You can tweet or email your bookie of choice and ask for their odds.

borderline racist from Nobby now

>>77424852
ugh...

>>77424863
That impression was pretty racist

>>77425068
agreed

>>77424543
I know right?!

>>77425124
>bush

ya gf is a keepah

>>77425166
right. nice doubles too

>>77425183
thanks

>Geschäftsführer Watzke über BVB-Coach Bosz: „Man muss ihm Zeit geben“
Fatzke already on damage control
omla!

>bauern getting styled on

are other RB teams welcome here?

I miss /granate/ lads

>>77425293
based Kloppo
reminds me of the good old days

die bayern sind einfach nur noch eine söldner & neger truppe

erbärmlich

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>>77425242
same with buyern

its gonna be the season of the bull with /ourguy/ winning the torschützenkanone

>>77425338
me too :(

>>77425359
wat'n huansohn desu

>>77425380
this is you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXKG_OyUZF4

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>tfw you make yourself a meal out of leftovers/already opened food packages, but it's so much that you're already full after eating just half of it.
ugh

>>77425420
yes.
But seriously. Why do we still allow teenagers to use the internet?

>>77425448
needs less cheese. also put it into the refridgerator and eat it tomoz

>>77425536
okay

>>77425536
thought you guys dont have mircowaves