Manchester United charged for doping in Europa League final

>dabchester dopenited

Ahahahahahahaha

*take a breath*

hahahahahahahahahahaha

>manure

>fined £8,950
oh no!

>>77408351
When are they gonna be disqualified then?

>>77408372
I can almost smell the curry manure customer from here

>fake news la were signing Bale and Ronaldo

>bring in dabbing the dab man
>suddenly drugs run rampant among players
oh wow what a surprise

>>77408383
They got fined for shouting at shitty cunt doping officials that wanted to test them while they were celebrating.

I'm not suprised tho, We literally pressed Ajax hard all game, UEFA must have been butthurt to see an English style triumph

phil jones seems like a nice lad, i wonder what happened.

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>>77408399
>>77408372

Which one are you?

>>77408402
>win european final
>Hey no celebrating you need to go pee in a cup while some dude watches you closely.
>FUUUUUUUUCK
>That'll be 2 matches and 5000 euros please.

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>>77408416
The one with higher Football intelligence than you.

Sad really

>celebrating the europa league

>>77408489

Not United Fan but Winning the Europa league is better than just top in the Top 4, it's AT LEAST equivalent to coming second in the league

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>>77408453
>The one with higher Football intelligence than you.

nobody gives a shit!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

They didn't dope, they just got pissed off about having to take the test directly after the EL final.

Disgusting club. Disgusting manager. Disgusting players. Disgusting fans.

They should lose their CL spot

>>77408351
>bailly banned from supercup against halal a few weeks ago
>now phil jones banned too from the supercup against halal
oh boy uefa surely wants manure to win the supercup lmao

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>fined £8,950 following the Europa League final
>fined
>£8,950
>8 thousand pounds

Did they take the value of the fine from the average/per second salary of the players?

They are surely going to shit themselves

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>can't even win the mickeymouse cup without roids
>literally finished 6th

>>77408788
>missing the 'banned from supercup against madrid' part
finger, moon

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WE'RE MAN UTD, WE DO WHATEVER WE WANT

WE'RE MAN UTD, WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT

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>Jones wasn't even part of the team
ABUEFA

>lose the 96 CL finals because Juventus doped
>lose the next European finals because pooshited doped
what's next

HE DOPES WHEN HE WANTS! HE DOPES WHEN HE WAAANTS! DALEY BLIND, HE DOPES WHEN HE WANTS

>>77408399
>winning the Europa league as an EPL team
>triumph

holyshit you guys really are Fergie babys

>>77408402
Apparently he wanted to pose with one of those "A City United" banners while celebrating but one of the doping official wouldn't let him.

>>77408818
Imagine wanting to finish 6th

Where's that guy who posted the united pepe holding the cash?

>UEFA pulling a player away during a photo-op for dead Mancunian kids

Not a utd fan, but that's pretty scummy.

>>77408800

>giving a shit about a friendly

>£8,950

oh my fucking god, united are finished

>>77412068
how many players will they have to sell to get that amount of cash?

>>77408351
>£8,950

J U S T

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>>77408351
*dabs on em haters*

reminder that the big deal here is that in one month uefa has banned two united cbs from the supercup against madrid

nobody gives a shit about the 8k fine

>>77412135
>uefa has banned two united cbs from the supercup
only phil jones i think

Will only serve to foster a siege mentality at United, which Mourinho loves!

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>>77408818

> FINISHING 6TH WAS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>77408351
are they suspended? can they still play in the champions league?

They still had to take the test and no news of them failing. Jones didn't even play.

Facebook/youtube tier comments here ffs

>>77408453
God you are the fucking cringiest sounding fan I've hear.