/heem/

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<== Gooby

>>77407911
damn Kompany got fat

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>>77407911
>punished DC

>>77407911
>waiting for Dunkin' Donuts across the street to open

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>>77408002
lmao, but kevin lee is cornier than chiesa imo, with the dressing exactly like some more famous black dude and the godawful trash talking

where are all these DC faggots coming from

All the crying on saturday was fucking ridiculous. None of this was going on in /heem/ do casuals really like DC this much.

Do they not know anything about DC? How he broke down AJ before fighting him.

DC is one of those dudes that believe a fight starts the day you sign the bout agreement. He will and has do anything to get an edge on his opponent.

To the Aussie bro asking why Evinger looks like shit:

She always looked like shit. She's the quintessential Rousey-era WMMA fighter, IMO. The people that Ronda built her career upon.

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>>77408030
>He will and has do anything to get an edge on his opponent.
good, clever DC

r/mcgregor heems buchinger

>>77408039
Yeah except when you meet a dude that will meet you head on for your shit talking and you end up crying after he knocks you the fuck out.

Not smart

>>77408050
>only one guy managed to do it but it worked for everyone else
Very smart

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>>77408014
>080

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>>77408039
So clever, such a clever boy

https://youtu.be/9yGpTN74UeE?t=1277

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>>77408073
DELET

>>77408030
beta faggots always root for the "good guy" losers and demonize GOATS like Jones

>>77407911
Man, I felt so bad for DC. To see someone try their hardest for something they strongly believe in and still fall short is something.

>>77408081
>>77408073
>>77408030
Yea and apparently slav faggots always root for the druggie lowlife criminal, who would have guessed

>>77408030
>where are all these DC faggots coming from
Unironically reddit

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Natty goat t woods

>>77408086
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life.

>>77408073
I really hoped Dustin would win

>>77408086
Same, same with Cowboy. It looked like he was nearly out in the 1st minute but unlike the RDA fight he kept going and showed heart and improvement. Robbie won the decision, Cowboy won the fight

>>77408089
He lost twice to a
>druggie lowlife criminal, who would have guessed?

>>77408089
I think Jon appeals to the normal guy who made some mistakes but managed to get shit together in the end. Also helps that he is GOAT tier

Manuwa getting heem'd in 20 seconds is still the biggest shock of the year so far

>>77408132
It's only a shock if you didn't watch him get heemed by rumble and Gus lol

>>77408132
Manuwa was always massively overhyped tbqh
I hopped off that train when Alex heemed his shit

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Daily reminder that this picture isn't funny in the slightest
This man has a concussion and is terrified and confused, the realities of life was slipping in and he broke down in a moment of weakness
NO SHAME!

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>>77408089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hmfzFh56Vo

ROUSEY ESQUE IS CORMIER IN HIS DOWNFALL JOE

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I actually bet on him against Misha but not Jimi

I'll never doubt him again

not bad quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7weqk5_xrRA

>>77408191
Damn I dunno what's in those hands but it's dynamite

>>77408191
>>77408191
As soon as he faces anyone in the UFC that was even a NCAA wrassler he's going to get memed on

Screenshot this

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>>77408216
Chocolate, Cheese, and a glass breaking yodel.

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Reminder that MMA wouldn't be what it is today without Pro-Wrestling.

Know your history.

Stay woke.

Punished DC should fight the biggest killer in the division now

That's Volkan and he could easily wrestlefuck him

>>77408235
anyone who disrespects pro wrestling outs himself as a casual

>>77408191
p4p best strikes behind the ear

>>77408137
It's a shock bc it's says Volkan is real a threat, if he were to fight DC in October more ppl would favor Volkan than you think

jimi got no chin

at least gus will get the next shot

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>“Be careful what you wish for, young man,” Lesnar said to Jones via The Associated Press shortly after the fight.

>>77408263
I guess more people are idiots than I thought then

He split decisioned fucking OSP and knocked out 2 memes, only time he faced a wrassler in bellator was the only loss of his career

if rumble couldn't beat DC oez won't

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>>77407911
>Believe you me, buddeh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_OVz3fLmZI

>>77408285
wtf I love bisping now!

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Gus vs Jones or Gus vs Oezdemir if Jones does Lesnar

Spicy

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For my entire life I thought it was TOKYO TIRES. Only at 214 did I realise it actually says TOYO TIRES.

Jesus Christ the state of my brain.

>>77408248

Modern WWE is pure shit though, you have to admit

I understand he lost a belt,biggest fight of his career but you can't cry like a fucking woman

DONT DO THAT MAN UP

With all the talks of Tyron being like Mayweather who actually was/is the most hated UFC champion of all time?

>>77408298
Lesnar still got 6 months of his ban left and it only ticks down if he's in the USADA testing pool

Doubt he will ever come back

>>77408303
Not talking about WWE lad, talking about superior Nippon wrestling. Though New Japan is going down the shitter trying to appeal to WWE casuals.

>>77408283
>betting against Oez after his last 2 fights have been over in seconds

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>>77408303
I mean I stopped watching it many years ago, from what I learned they decided to end Undertaker's WM undefeated record so it must be shit but it still holds a place in my heart desu, especially attitude era

>>77408311
I wonder if Jones will try to arrange a fight against some other heavyweight, in that case. I know he doesn't really want Stipé. But he still wants a fight that'll get hype. Perhaps Ngannou.

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lmao nfl memes capping on crybaby dc

DC was on Mike & Mike and he literally said "I can't stop crying, I've been crying so hard since the fight." Why do people like this guy so much? Every time I see him, he's doing something embarrassing or making a fool out of himself.

>>77408283
DC's chin looks like it may have finally gave way. He's walked through much heavier shots than that head kick from Jones

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>>77408280
meet me in the octagon.

>>77408322
>Memeing oez after he split decisioned OSP this year

I'll get behind the hype train if he beats Gus, glover or DC

>>77408349
>ever getting on the hype train of a t*urk

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>>77408335
NO, DELET THIS

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>>77408335
Lad was concussed and realised his worst nightmare just happened, everything he worked hard for, for 2.5 years flushed down the toilet.

leave him be

>>77408359
DC is kill

no

>>77408349
Yeah, I bet against him based on that fight with OSP. Won't do that again.
Manuwa is a guy with strike power. You'd expect him to be able to handle Oez. Instead Oez just rushed him and heemed him.

>>77408305

>le he's a pussy because he cried

He also just fought the best fighter in the world. "Man up" doesn't apply.

Also most fighters will bawl like babies after losing, they just manage to hold it to the locker room

>>77408345
Meh last fight he took a hard shot from rumble and stayed standing

It wasn't just the head kick that got DC over, it wobbled him but the real genius was the trip from Jones

>>77408367
Manuwa is one-dimensional with 0 inside game

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>>77408334

Imagine the state of AKA if Jones went up and took out Cain

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WE ARE REACHING LEVELS OF S U C C THAT WE DIDNT THINK POSSIBLE

>>77408367
Manuwa is a glass cannon lad, hits hard but weak chin

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>>77408335

>he follows a page called NFL Memes on facebook

>>77408299
racist

>>77408334
he said he would fight smaller HWs and I doubt he goes up to fight someone that won't make him a lot of money.

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Jones vs Mark Hunt

>>77408406
Stipe isn't a huge heavyweight and whoever has the belt is a draw by virtue of the fact that all casuals respect 'heavyweight champion of the world' + champ v champ is easy to sell

>>77408326

hence why I said "modern"

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Imagine being this much of a bitchmade twerp.

>>77408417
perhaps, I think Jones is more than happy to stay at LHW though

>>77408435
War *insert name here* is pure cringe

>>77408452
Yeah DC fans are pretty cringey. You can tell most of them are virgins.

So could Tyrone have done more or was he really in that much danger of being choked out?

i want dc to do a fucking interview, wana hear what he has to say about his future

>UFC buys out Bellator because they're a threat
>unification of the belts card

Mitrione v Stipe
Bader v Jones 2
Moose v 'sping
Rory v Woodley 2
some goof v Connor

your welcome Dana/Coker

>>77408452
unless it's WAR SAKU

>>77408461
Woodley could've knocked Maia out in the first round.

>>77408461
imagine trying to punch an octapus.

That was what tyrone was up against.

>>77408461
It's Maia who was losing. It was Maia who should've done more.

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Chito joining the neck tattoo gang

#based

>>77408461
I respect Woodley as a fighter, but we all know his KO power is there, so to not finish Maia when he could have shows his true colours. I didn't find the fight 'boring', but somewhat interesting. But we all know Woodley could've KO'd Maia in the 2nd if he had just followed up.

>>77408478
only 2 of those are good

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>use your company as an advertisement for Gaycie BlowJobJitsu for years and years
>Have your commentators repeatedly shill BlowJobJitsu as the most dangerous martial art ever and that no one stands a chance against it if they go to the ground with a BlowJobJitsu practitioner
>brainwash an entire generation of fighters into thinking this way
>get mad when people are terrified of going to ground against BlowJobJitsu guys

What did Dana mean by this?

>>77408578
It means the Gracies haven't been involved in the UFC for decades. Also the company that now owns the UFC is an entertainment company so they want more exciting fights. That's why you see all these press conferences now before fights and lots more media.

Can't blame Dana for pushing for fights that will sell. Plus the fight showed without a doubt you can't just rely on one style any more in MMA.

>>77408002
mods are always the biggest, dumbest faggots on any board

>>77408002
Serves you right for being a faggot DC nuthugger. Fuck off back to r/mma with the other bitchmade twerps, loser.

>>77408541
I could heem any octopus here

>>77408010
He was punished before the fight. Now he's just a broken shell

>>77408002
Mods are even more mentally ill that your average chan user.

I got a permanent ban from another chan for simply having a different opinion to a mod. I managed to get it overturned because a slightly more reasonable mod realised it was total bullshit.

>>77408658
yeah sure tough guy
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSNl50mvDuk

one of many such examples

>>77408405
I'm sorry for my micro-aggression against the nips.

>>77408686
You're not smart enough to get a new ip address?

Now that Dana is posses off with Woodley does that mean there won't be any welterweight title fights for a years?

>>77408692
Yea sure octopus fight me on dry land see what happens.

>>77408707
Pissed*

>>77408707
They're gonna put Woodley on a Tuesday night contender series card.

>>77408710
lol ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5WJrQik2o

>>77408701
No I know how to do it, it's just the chan has very strict policy regarding ban evasion and there's a lot of childish people on there who would snitch to a mod if they caught on to the fact I was using a new IP.

>>77408736
lol you dont know how

>>77408736
As in there's people who are sad/autistic enough to keep tabs on people's 'posting style' and can 'recognise' people by how they write etc.

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>>77408322
>>77408375
>Locker room

>>77408742
Just admit you're too stupid to know how to change you MAC and clear your cookies.

Wake up /heem/

>>77408786
Dude why do you care so much? I do know how, I just went through the proper proceedings mainly because I wanted to show other mods how ridiculous it was.

>>77408578
t. salty pillowtapper who got made a bitch on the ground by someone half his size

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>>77408808
>I just went through the proper proceedings mainly because I wanted to show other mods how ridiculous it was.

>>77408461
Didn't he say in the post fight presser that there was something going on with his right shoulder, hence the reason he wasn't throwing right hands more often?

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>>77408285
Love Bisping's podcast

>>77408886
Yes he said his shoulder was slipping out and he could only throw straight punches.

Fuck Bisping, talks alot of shit then gets butthurt when someone counters with some bantz

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>music has Beethoven
>literature has Hemingway
>theatre has Shakespeare
>art has Picasso
>science has Einstein
>grappling has Sakuraba

Do you agree, /heem/?

>>77408850
yeah I wanted to humiliate the pathetic excuse of a human being that banned me. What's the problem?

>>77408926
I don't know, i think he took Moose's pretty well. Weidman was kind of an asshole to mock an injury Bisping got in fighting, Mike could have easily just countered with bringing up his half-retarded speech slurring and facial expressions.

>>77408927
>ended the Gracie meme
>fought guys twice his size and on the juice
>all around based dude
Yep.

>>77408927
>podcasting has Schaub

>>77408949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItTXFWjx09w
11:12

Every UFC champion from 155lb and up is looking for superfights instead of defending the belt

The absolute state of this sport

>>77408992
conor is good for the sport they said

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do NOT laugh or even smirk at this picture

>>77408089
Who gives a shit if he's a druggie lowlife criminal? The guy's a great fighter. I don't watch fights to jerk off to someone's morality.

>>77408982
Lmao, what a fucking hypocrite.
>''Y-You're a piece of shit for mocking my fight injury''
>Does the same thing
Jesus, Mike, either you take the high road or you give him a taste of his own medicine, not both.
It was some pretty good bantz, though.

>>77408549
Maia did as much as he could do with what he had, the most take down attempts of any of his fight, Woodley's defensive striking and take down defense rendered Maia completely unable to do anything else, so you're not making much sense.

man dude was concussed and just realized he had lost

>>77408681
he was not even close to punished before, it was a close decision, this is punished DC

>>77409011
you shouldn't be watching fights to jerk off in the first place, my man

>>77409019
Mike's a dick. That's why I love him.

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BRING
BACK
JEFFPOSTING

>>77409036
The comment was referring to your attitude. Seems like you've rubbed out a couple to this guy. Feel free to hate Jones and all because who gives a shit, really, but you kind of look like a bitch defending your boyfriend.

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>>77407911

Upcoming events:

8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 4
8/4: LFA 18
8/5: UFC FN 114
8/5: ACB 66
8/8: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 5
8/15: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 6
8/18: LFA 19
8/19: ACB 67
8/22: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 7
8/25: Glory 44
8/25: Bellator 182
8/26: some garbage boxing fight that only braindead casuals give a fuck about
8/29: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series EP 8
8/31: Invicta FC 25

I didn't watch the fights this weekend and even when I do I skip the Rogan post-fight interview - because I hate all interviews post anything athletic. So can someone fill me in on what everyone was up in arms about with the DC interview?

>>77408992
Mass exodus of top tier talent to Japan when? Rizin couldn't of appeared at a better time.

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>>77409058
People were rustled because Joe Rogan had promised not to interview people who had just been knocked out earlier on his podcast
DC had just been concussed, so he wasn't in the right frame of mind of answer questions about what had just happened

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>>77409058
DC was busy hitting rock bottom and this bald little closeted homo decides to go over and put DC on the spot for the whole world to see

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>>77409058
>>77409075
to*

>>77409075
>>77409078
right, thanks lads

Why doesn't miesha Tate have any pictures with Bryan caraway on her Instagram?

Is it my time lads?

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Post your boys.

Primary boy:

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Secondary boys:

>David Teymur
>Robert Whittaker
>Jacare Souza
>Jared Gordon
>Paulo Borrachinha
>Jason Knight
>Joe Duffy

Tertiary boys:

>Islam Makhachev
>Michel Prazeres
>Anthony Smith
>Dominick Reyes
>Colby Covington
>Shane Burgos
>Belal Muhammad
>Justin Ledet
>Jingliang Li
>Drakkar Klose
>Brandon Moreno

Propsective boys:

>Vinc Pichel
>Naoki Inoue
>Gavin Tucker
>Zabit Magomedshapirov

The MMA Hour with Tyron Woodley, Anthony Johnson, Cat Zingano, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Sergio Pettis, Malki Kawa, Shane Burgos in studio

https://youtu.be/Ta_P-P9A9Lk

>>77409057
thanks man, for sure looking forward to ACB 67

>>77409093
She finally dumped that loser

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>>77409053
why are you so obsessed with men masturbating

>>77409075
>DC had just been concussed
Post proof that he was concussed.

>>77409075
>so he wasn't in the right frame of mind of answer questions about what had just happened
How come hundreds of other fighters have gotten knocked out and talked to Joe without sobbing?

>>77409115
feel free to use a search engine my guy

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DC was supposed to win

>>77409115
I'm pretty sure everyone that gets knocked out gets a concussion.

>>77409126
I feel like different people respond differently to different circumstances, but that might just be me, hmm

>>77409058
People are pretending to be outraged at Rogan to take attention away from the fact that DC acted like a little bitch by
>arguing with Big John about the stoppage
>arguing with Dana about the stoppage
>shoving away Bij John's hand when the decision was being read
>trying to leave the cage early
>refusing to congratulate Jon

>>77409126
Why isn't he allowed to cry after being cucked so badly? He's an emotional guy.

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>>77409115
Javier Mendez, his head coach, said so
Never @ me again you fucking zilch

>>77409126
Because they didn't have the pressure on them leading into the fight that DC did

>>77409140
He didn't know he was even headkicked, it's normal that he protested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTo62t0PrJ8

will voltron fight jones? or is just gonna chase money fights and easy much ups from now on

Can rockhold avenge DC?

Yes he can.

>>77409141
because these casuals are obsessed with their own insecurities

>>77409131
I had always read/heard that you can get knocked out when the nerve cluster in your jaw gets hit and your brain shuts down as a preventive mechanism.

>>77409160
prime rockhold would give jones a lot of trouble

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>>77409160

Rochold needs to win the MW title and then challenge jon.

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>>77409172

>>77409175
see>>77409160

>>77409143
>Because they didn't have the pressure on them leading into the fight that DC did

But DC also cried like a bitch last time he lost to Jones.

>>77409172
He's still in his prime, I wanna jones handle them kicks and he has beautiful scrambles.

Oezdemir x gustafsson is the fight to make

Winner defends witheboy honor against Jones

>>77409153
>it's normal that he protested
Is it normal that he shoved away the referee's hand when the decision was being read?

Jones is still strong as hell, did you see how easily he threw DC?

>>77409185
Nah I want that gus rematch now, it's been way too long.

>>77409191
Yup, and DC probably weighed close to 265 during the fight. Bork will be no problem.

>>77409184
oh yeah me too, rockhold would nullify his reach. Taking him down is risky and rockhold has better jitz.

>>77409191
>did you see how easily he threw DC?
it was a trip my guy 100%

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Everybody cries

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what a fucking bitch, doesn't she know who she's fucking talking to?

>>77409229
Based Tonya

>>77409229
She obviously does.

>>77409229
shut up stupid

>>77409229
How does she not know how to throw a punch? Don't they have coaches and such?

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>>77409246
shut up stupid

jose aldo vs cyborg confirmed for ufc 217

>>77409229
Lol, Tonya has more achievements than Bird Poop.

>>77409229
Oh fuck. Shob absolutely BTFO.

Will he ever recover?

Jon knees DC in the stomach
>silence

DC catches Jon with an uppercut and a left hook on the break
>Nice! Beautiful uppercut - left hook combination

What exactly did they mean by this?

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>>77409229

>>77409199
>DC probably weighed close to 265 during the fight

Never weighed anything close to that when he fought at Heavyweight

>>77409229
Who is that guy? Can someone please tell me who he is? Is he a good fighter?

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>>77409307
>>77409199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOy3ZF_t5yY&feature=youtu.be&t=2m14s

>>77409299
assuming rogaine sees everythnig from his angle, terrible mistake

>>77409315
Bantamp Slooch. He is a great fighter

>>77409160
>>77409172
Embarrassing posts

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>>77409315
For sure Babidi Soap is a prime knockout artists my guy.

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>>77409160

needs to avenge himself first

>>77408191
He must have mountain jew magic wraps

>>77409299
i think joe realised jones is a liar in the podcast with him, where he tried to spin him running over a pregnant lady into a story of redemption about himself

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How do Brits keep getting away with this?

>>77408191
wow wtf a pseudo jab behind the head and the guys down

D Y N A M I T E
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natty GOAT bisking will knock jones block off, believe you me buddy

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>>77409315

They call him Bunghole Smeg

>>77409355
paddys would sell an entire year's potato supply to watch that fight

>>77409355
because nobody would pay a lot of money to watch something at 5am in the morning

supply/demand innit

>>77409075
When did he promise not to interview people?

I was pretty sure he doesn't have a choice in the matter so, it sounds like bullshit if he did.

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*cucks Woodley*

>>77409372
after Reem claimed Stipe tapped (which he did)

>>77409372
After the overeem/ stipe fight where he made a fool of himself.

>>77409355
PPV isn't really a thing here

all UFC ppvs are on bt sports 2, the same as all UFC cards

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When will he return?

>>77409386
He didnt make a fool of himself. Overeem did.

>>77409391
>condit, wonderboy and robbie all beat him
>tyron cucks all of them

really activates my almonds

>>77409391
>bring him back to the UFC
>gets memed by lawler again time
>gets memed by wonderboy again
>never gets another title shot

can't wait

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>>77409372
After Reem exposed the UFC as a corrupt organization that allowed Stipe to win even though he tapped out

>>77409395
That's what I meant, apologies for the poor wording of it.

I still can't believe vera got a neck tattoo

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>most UFC wins EVER
>hasn't been busted for roids EVER
>most loyal person to the UFC EVER
>great commentary and interviewing skills EVER
>only undefeated MW champ EVER

>>77409383
>>77409386
Found it or at least one of several.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372_WdZCQn0

Lol. If you think Joe isn't interviewing DC after a fight regardless of some shit he said on a podcast you're crazy as fuck. Hes a company man and if he wants his money he'll do what Uncle Dana says, especially for the biggest main event of the year.

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For me it's Heather

HARDY WORK!!!!!

>>77409433
Cringe

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Guys, can someone explain the angles Boopie is using here to me? This is too high level for me.

>>77409432
Apparently he was told not to interview by the production team and he did it anyway.

>>77409432
Dana (pbuh) told Rogan not to do it, Rogan went Rogue

who the fuck is you're favourite female fighter?!

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is he /our guy/?

>>77409473
rumble

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>>77409450
More importantly, explain to me if this is normal to do for a tattoo?

>>77409450
Damn. How did Herb get away with this early stoppage? Schaub was still throwing some bombs

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>>77409429

Bisping bless

what is they're best fight of the year?

Is it possible to keep smoking and be a pro fighter?

>>77409494
Yes, smoking is great for cutting weight

>>77408692
That video stressed me out. Octopus and squid freak me out. At the same time I'm weirdly intrigued by them.

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>>77409483
Bisping bless m8

>>77409491
maia vs woodley

>>77409491
Cub vs Doo Ching Chong

>>77409494
smoking what? cigarettes? pole? you're mom?

>>77409451
>>77409461
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2017/07/30/trainer-says-daniel-cormier-had-no-business-being-interviewed-after-brutal-loss-to-jon-jones/?utm_term=.9582f1380e0b

Color me surprised that Dana would tell someone not to interview someone since hes usually the one tell them to do it regardless, especially with what he says afterwards.

>White said that Rogan, who only asked two questions, had been told not to do the interview, but “did it. You have to let the guy talk. I think you have to let the guy talk.”

Dana's still a faggot that I wouldn't trust with half eaten garbage but, thats pretty shitty from Joe.

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>>77409505
Left hook larry all day buddeh

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>not so fast you little nigger, I'll take that money fight, thank you very much

>>77409479
>>77409488
Absolutely pathetic. Harassing Schaub wasn't working anymore so you attack his partner? Get help

>>77409504
lol who's afraid of a fish lmao

>>77409494
only if you're exclusively smoking discarded ciggy butts m8y

>>77409523
>AKA IS GONNA LOSE ALL THEIR BELTS

What did Bisping mean by this statement?

>>77409515
what do u expect really from a promotion that praises someone who may as well be a female-to-male transgender fighter as the best ever

>>77409515
>washingtonpost
>dana i wouldn't trust

yeah no i wouldn't trust washingtonpost either, they're so bad i wouldn't even read anything of theirs, i think that scumbag jeff bezos owns it

>>77409494
Sakuraba smoked two packs a day during his prime. Drank a lot too. It was a different era though so you know.

>>77409488
who is the kid?

>>77409548
I wonder if any current day fighters smoke.

>>77409546
Its pretty much the exact article anywhere. If you saw this shit on Kotaku it would be the same so its whatever.

>>77409555
Apparently Schaub's girl had a kid before she met Schaub

>>77409474
*knocks you out in the clinch*

"pshhh nothing personal kid"

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>>77409372
At the post-fight conference Dana said that he explicitly asked Rogan to stay away from DC and than that narcissistic piece of shit went ahead and did the exact opposite. You can see it in the vid as well. No one forced him to do that.

If you've watched his podcast, you know that Rogan is an egomaniac and religiously worships the macho culture. Seeing those stronger than him in their moment of weakness is the only thing that makes his limp dick somewhat hard. That sociopath simply couldn't pass on the chance to kick Cormier when he was down. I bet he' s already masturbated at least 10 times watching that interview.

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>tfw McMay isn't selling a lot of tickets

>>77409474
>There is somzing in my hends
>I dunt know but it must be dynamite
>Its dinner time sweetie you're holding a fork

>>77409575
oh that sucks
didn't they break up though? she's posting about him still apparently, but he seems to have deleted stuff about her

>>77409600
the cheapest ticket is like £3000 lmao

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>tfw /heem/ has finally seen the light and likes Bisping

>>77409592
What's Rogan's end game?

>>77409645
after all is said and done Bisping is the only champion that shows up to fight, many don't know this

>>77409645
>>77409665
>successfully ducked number 1 contender

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>>77409645
All the bandwagon fans are going to start coming out now. His podcast is hilarious.

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>>77409592
maybe he's uncle rico
>6 months of practice, put me in a cage and i KNOW i'd take yoel

>>77409679
>ducked number 1 contender

Mr. Whittaker will get his shot, after he recovers from his injury

>>77409658
To sell Alpha brain

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>>77409658
Witnessing the dawn of the #woke world and fighting alongside Eddie Bravo and Alex Jones to reconquer Flat Earth from the reptilian big government.

>>77409645
I was gonna make an image like that but I couldn't find the template. Should T Wood be crossed? And should we add Jon Jones?

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>>77409679
Bisping has technically never declined a fight

>>77409699
>>77409708
>if GSP isn't ready by end of summer I will fight Romero
>GSP fight is off You will fight Romero
Ughh Daynah Muh bum knee m8, I can't fight

>>77409718
When you are natty man, shit happens.

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>"b-bisping is pillowfisted!"
>*knocks out rockhold*

>"J-jon has shit leg genetics! chicken legs!"
>*knocks out DC with a leg kick*

>>77409718
Mr. Romero should have won a fight or two if he wanted to dance with the Champion

>>77409729
>Bisping
>Natty
Lmao bud, if he really was truly injured he'd keep his mouth shut and hope GSP would take his time

>>77409738
>Mr. Romero should have won a fight or two if he wanted to dance with the Champion
Was 8 fights not enough?

What's up with all the Pissking nutriders all of a sudden?

>>77409170
>nerve cluster in your jaw

lol where did you hear of such a thing?

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If all work is easy work, shouldn't it be:

>Easy work! Dedication!

>>77409755
he fell short one fight away, sad but deserving for a journeyman who never had the makings of a champion

>>77409781
>journeyman who never had the makings of a champion
What did this scroat mean by this?

>>77409565
I highly doubt it. Like most sports MMA has become more and more specialized, focused and professional as it's got more mature. There's probably strict no-smoking rules in most gyms and camps.

Like with football, back in the day players would be smoking and drinking like madmen but nowadays they get in the papers if they have a cheeky fag.

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>>77409737
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGpTN74UeE&feature=youtu.be&t=21m41s

>>77409781

Romero would knee Bispings good eye clean out of it's socket

Weidman is the only top 5 MW I could see bisping beating

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Whittaker's father is white

He's part of /teamwhitebois/

>>77409798
For sure Brad Tavares would drag Bisping to deep waters my guy

>>77409383
thank you, someone else who saw his hand touch the reem....

it was clearly there touching him

>>77409798
disagree

Romero is too light in the tail, Michael would butcher him piece by piece

>>77409822
>Romero is too light in the tail, Michael would butcher him piece by piece
Lmao this scroat is insane!

>tfw Jon is ducking Switzerland's own Vulkan Ozdemir

Whittaker would stop rockhold

Rockhold has shit boxing, Whittaker would light his glass jaw up and his TDD wouldn't let rockhold wrestle fuck him

>>77409845
As sad as this was it also is a tragically beautiful moment that captures the emotions of fighting and everything DC worked for.

A full on insight into how much DC poured into this

DC is bitch made, probably get fucked up by cans in the next year or two. He was fucking crying on TV today, all he do is cry

What is punished DC's theme song?

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>>77409873
Fucking idiot, like Jones has never cried

All of Volkan's KO wins have been inside the 1st round

Henderson vs Saku at rizin

Dan just doesn't learn does he?

>>77409885
Yeah but at least he eventually stopped crying. DC has been crying hysterically since he took that boot to the dome.

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stay mad haters

>>77409905
Go away nerd, guaranteed you have never been in a fight let alone knocked out. Beat it, get lost!

>>77409918
>bragging about getting knocked out

LOL!

>>77409918
Hi, Daniel, you should really try to calm down.

>>77409904
What is this real? Haven't watched Rizin 6 yet so please no spoilers but is Saku coming back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojcxYI0XGGE

holy...

>>77409904
>>77409946
it's a grappling match, just a bit of fun

>>77409020
So it was Maia's fault for not being good enough

My boy Tyrone is just too good for all the other WW's.
It's not his fault. There's literally no one to challenge him.

>>77409951
funny that you post this right after it was at the top of www.reddit.com/r/mma, sad!

>>77409942
It happens if you have actually been in several fights, not fun getting stomped out by guy's friends
>>77409944
Go mop some floors loser

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>>77409951

>>77409963
It was in my recommended videos, little man

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Chael only got the decision against Bisping because they wanted to Silva rematch

Bisping was robbed