You'll now watch Ligue 1 Conforama.

>>77407310
the matador of montpellier

Top 10 anime career deaths

>>77407328
Nerman will play this saturday against Amiens

nah

is it official?

>>77407310
>Conforama's slogan is litteraly "the country where life cost less"
>the biggest transfer ever is probably going to happen here
The irony.

>>77407388
the annihilator of amiens

>>77407468
Nerman undergoes medical tomorrow in Qatar and a whole police company has been mobilized for his presentation near the Tour Eiffel so I guess it's pretty much 100% sure now.

>>77407550
>pretty much 100% sure now
Se queda !

>>77407468
It'll be official on Wednesday.

>>77407568
he could also break his leg disembarking from the airplane

Already been watching it since Balotelli joined Nice senpai

Been watching since Lucas joined.

>>77407653
how do we fix lucas senpai

Fuck akl this shit.. im looking forward to Wednesday and Thursdays /comfy/ Europa League and Champions League qualifiers

>>77407745
all*

>>77407726
I think he's just not as good as I thought he would become when he played for São Paulo. Sell him to Milan.

The conquerer of Bastille

>>77407726
he wasn't good to begin with
>mfw europe buys an overrated brazilian kid
>thinks he's gonna be world class
>turns out he isn't
>mfw no face

The Feast of Nice

>>77407891
thought you were talking about neymar desu

>Mosieur le petit Nerman, le malson du Stade de Reims

Le napoleon du ballon

>>77407310

is neymar a better robinho?

>>77407900
>>77408055
>>77408063
you dipshits are memeing it wrong ffs

>>77407932
>he doesn't know about the filtered words

ayyy lmao

>>77408092
show me how then uma

>>77408147
the adjective and team name must have the same first letter like >>77407328

>>77408166
the assassin of Angers

>>77408173
the sopa-maker of saint-étienne

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>implying Di Mario and Pastore will let him take #11 and #10

13 looks disgusting desu

>>77408210
i wouldn't be surprised if getting the #10 was part of the contract

>>77408210
hmm who could likely be sold by PSG this summer?
>#4 - Grzegorz Krychowiak
>#7 - Lucas
>#14 - Blaise Matuidi
>#19 - Serge Aurier
>#21 - Hatem Ben Arfa
Also, implying any player won't give up his number to give it to Nerman Jr. He wears both #10 (Brazil NT) and #11 (Barça)

>>77408220
probably this. who is Pastore, after all?

>>77408210
>>77408220
He'll get 26 wich is the number of milions his father will get from Barça if PSG pays

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>>77408249
the one who will fed nerman with gud balls throughout the season

>>77408249
Pastore who took #10 after Zlatan left.
Nerman definitively take the #10 and nobody will say anything about it, not even Pastore

>>77408257
lmao is Barca who will be paying him that, for

>loyalty bonus

ayy lmao catacucks

>>77407310
I already was watching it for Cavani

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>>77408272
>I shameless bandwagon every team my countryman goes

The Conqueror of Caen
The Scourge of Saint-Etienne
The Nightmare of Nantes
The Lord of Lille
The Brutalizer of Bordeaux
The Bully of Bastia
The Destroyer of Dijon

>>77407310
>implying I watched la liga

>>77407310
I was already watching when Raí joined

>>77408265
with the money the psg pay them

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>>77408295
>The Conqueror of Caen
supprime ça

>>77408284
I like to follow a prospect player when he goes to Europe. I did that when Hernanes joined Lazio, when Lucas went to PSG and now with G. Jesus in Manchester City.

>the rapist of Rennes
>the butt fucker of Bordeaux
>the molester of Metz
>the dick cutter of Dijon

too sexual lads?

>>77408344
t. catacuck
you have to pay Neymar sr first.

>>77408381
Are you going to watch Girona next season? Don't foget Ajax and Lile

>>77408410
>the sisterfucker of Saint-Étienne
>the nonce of nantes

>>77408420
I get the feeling sr is not getting his last payment, he went to barcelona today claiming he 'still wasn't sure about leaving to psg' to see if he was getting the loyalty bonus lmao

>youll now watch this one team league

nah

its even behind portugal in watching appeal

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>the choker of champions league
the sooner this greedy macaco and his father leaves, the better. psg will suit him like a glove

>>77408446
its on the contract you signed lmao, you can't do jackshit about it.

better pay it, catacuk

>>77407310
I'll watch the big games. Like PSG - Monaco and...um...Monaco - PSG?

>>77408490
Just like you did before with Real Madrid and Barca and...um... Barcelona and Real Madrid.

sorry but I'm already watching Liga NOS

>>77408515
don't waste your time

>>77408426
>Douglas Luiz Soares de Paulo, mais conhecido como Douglas, (Rio de Janeiro, 9 de maio de 1998), é um futebolista brasileiro que joga como volante. Atualmente defende o Girona, por empréstimo do Manchester City.
Kek, they're in La Liga now so maybe I can catch a match when they face one of the big teams.

>Ajax
Only UEFA matches desu.

>Lille
Now that's some good shit over there.

>>77408515
>NOS
ÉRAMOS

>>77408464
No crying allowed cuck

>>77408295
The Brutalizer of Bordeaux
>>77408410
>the butt fucker of Bordeaux
>we waited for Neymar to roll over for PSG

>>77408464
>yfw the one who pulled this out is abandoning the sinking boat

ayy lmao cry more jajaja

The triggerer of Angers

>>77408559
>nerman's 7 minutes of glory after 4 seasons that included a treble
many at paris are going to be a bit underwhelmed once neymar begins to play

>>77408571
lol better pay those bills, scatalan

>>77407310
I don't watch european plastic leagues outside the really big games and if a Uruguayan is playing.

I follow local football and them some Argentina and Brazil but with no particular interest for any club.

>>77408612
Why is vecino not a starter in your nt?

>>77408591
And you better pray taht your whole fabela doesn't get btfo with the next rain you canibal macaco

>>77408627
>being THIS triggered

LMFAO

>>77408591
>seething macaco
ayyy I would be butthurt too if I had to spend my only life being a 3rd worlder

>>77408635
>spain
>not 3rd world

ayyyy lmao

>>77408642
It's clearly not

>>77408642
I bet you even go barefeet now you filthy monkey

pls don't @ me you filthy spic
go take a shower or something

>>77408655
2 and 1/2 world.

>>77408627
lel

>The Hangman of Le Havre

how did I do it?

>the Not-nice-guy of Nice
r8

>>77408665
call me when we have burning cars every weekend

>>77408674
>>77408687
absolutely horrendous

>>77408690
You have cars to burn?

>>77408642
>uma delicia fabelinho pretending he's not poor as sewer rats
lmao I still remember when neymar first came to barcelona him asking if money was infinite in those machines outside banks hahaha so cute

Neymar's gonna be bullied hard. Ligue 1 ain't la liga, our african bulls play no joke

>>77407862
underrated

>>77408695
lol moors btfo by muslins
this thread is gold

>>77408284
KEK

>>77408695
You know we do, c'mon be more clever
Your banter is as weak

>>77408626
He is and he's awful. Made us lose a game against Mejico a while ago I remember

Also Tabarez.

>>77408720
because yours is very clever callin Brazil 3rd world, when they have a better gdp and that you were a claiphate longer than brazil was even a country.

>>77408923
show me a spanish favela
compare the size and population of spain with brazil
we were part of a caliphate but we fought and we hit back
you are in the process of being a caliphate
c'mon
what else
hit me

>>77407761
>>77407726
>as good as I thought he would become

the guy runs with his head looking down, of course he would never come good

>>77409268
>catacuck can't into formating

ayyy lmao

>>77409415
Try to tell that to são paulinos.

Fun fact: PSG actually thought he would become world class kek

>>77408284
I do, I watch european teams because there is some Uruguayan playing. The only team I follow because I am a fan is my team (Peñarol) also I not bandwagon any european team, if they win (better for the uruguayan player), it they lose meh and sometimes I even stop watching the game if the player is substituted, I do not watch or follow the team.

Now I am watching:
Barcelona - Suarez
PSG - Cavani
Deportivo - Valverde
Juventus - Bentancour
PSV - Pereiro
Fiorentina - Olivera, Vecino and Cristoforo
Sometimes Atletico - Godin and Josema
Sometimes Sampdoria - Torreira

>>77409678
What a strange approach to football fanhood

>>77409802
That's how a lot of South and North Americans follow teams, no one in the Us cared about Dortmound until Pulisic showed up. Look at how many Chicanos buy Chicarito jerseys. Some Americans follow their ancestry and root for teams like Weder Bremen, Lazio, Spurs or for me Celta Vigo. Other Americans support teams of places they visted like PSG or Bayern

Joke's on you, I watched Balotelli destroy that shit league last season, excited for part deux.

>>77409875
If Mbrrrap stays, you'll enjoy it even more

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*blocks your port*

nothing personell, my negrito

>>77409940
Is he that good ?

>>77409850
Yep, and I do the same. Guess I lot of south americans do. I was just joking with my uruguayan bro.

>>77409678
>Fiorentina
>Vecino

you aren't very up to date are you

im only watching for qt bielsa

>>77410015
As long as the other team doesn't cross the ball.

career suicide

>>77410143
t. zuñiga

>>77409802
I'm doing the same. Was watching Betis Seville for Musonda or Hamburg for Kompany.

>>77408635
To be fair any favela boy can Prostitute themselves and fuck Spanish milfs for the rest of their lives if they want to live in Spain.

>>77408704
Kek. That is the one thing I noticed of Ligue 1 tho. The teams have like 1-2 white/Arab playmakers - Thauvin/Payet, Darder/Fekir, Boudebouz, who dribble and pass, and then 9 pacy strong niggers doing all the work.

Why would PSG accept Neymar for what he did to them just recently in the CL? No pride no honor.

>>77410613
Why would City accept Bernardo Silva and Benjamin Mendy for what they did to them just recently in the CL? No pride no honor.

>>77407310
They could buy fucking Messi himself and I wouldn't waste my time on that shitty ass league

>haven't been to the stadium to watch psg play since 97
>nerman comes to psg the year I'm moving out to go live in the south

JUST

guess I'll go undercover at the stadium when he'll come to play against toulouse

>>77410613
what did he do? played for his team? the problem was the referee(turkish german, terrible combo) totally one sided.

>>77409678
Lol southamerican nationalism, you fucker are virreinato del rio de la plata
What makes you root for an uruguauian and not and argentinian or a spaniard.
Its the same, check your dna
What the fuck do you think uruguay is? You speak spanish, you are a fucking province
Get real

>>77408537
REIS

>>77411348
E

>the butcher of bastia

>>77411405
MERDA

>>77411436
>Bastia
>professional status : July 1965 - July 2017
terrorists btfo

>800 million for a Dirk Kuijt from the favelas

>>77408240
Aurier, probably discounted.

They'll practically pay to make Ben Arfa fuck off. Not sure about the rest.

>>77410456
>this is what non white third worlders actually believe

>>77412317
IT works for third world mudslimes and Swedish women

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>tfw da ASSE will win da Ligue 1 Conforama

>>77409802
It's not that strange if you're a 13-year old.

>implying i'd watch a shit league just to see Robinho Mk.II play

>>77411140
>the problem was the referee
After all this time, still deluded

>>77412683
>that nice light even tan

hng

Le lelga is boring as fuck
Would rather watch comfyrama Ligue 1 desu

>>77410210
>Musonda

Expecting big things from him at Chelsea this season :^)

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>>77408295
>The Bully of Bastia

Still hurt senpai.

>>77410459
Reminds you of the NFL?

I'm fucking pissed. This better not be true. I was hoping this would be Nices year

Then again, just because nerman is doing good in Spain doesn't mean he'll do good in France. Just look at nolito. Great in Spain, shitty in England

>>77413535
nolito was decent until pep froze him out

>>77409802
football fanhood is for my team alone, following some players gives me thee incentive to watch other teams.
>>77410066
I knew Inter wanted to buy him but did not saw any confirmation yet.
>>77411155
I feel bad for you.


I do not know anyone here that is a fan or follower of a european team, sure there are kids that buy barcelona or real madrid shirts or some people that bought suarez shirt when he was in liverpool or cavani in napoli but none are followers of those teams.
I sure prefer watch a shitty match of my team in the uruguayn league than the champions league final. If I need to choose between pay 10U$S to watch peñarol vs rentistas or 1U$S for Real Madrid vs Juventus I pay the 10 for the shitty uruguayan game not because is a better game or better football but because is what I care more.

>>77412317
I don't think your understand. I can travel to Rio de Janeiro and marry a 1st world foreigner ugly whore and get my visa whenever i want. But i don't like ugly women.

>the terminator of toulouse