What did Lionel Messi say to Line Roddik Hansen to receive that look?

"I got a sprite tattoo on my dick, wanna see it?" - in Spanish

>>77406766
Tengo un tatuaje de sprite en mi pene. ¿Te gustaría verlo?

>>77406761
"Nermar is staying"

"Me hice un tatuaje de Sprite en la pija, ¿lo queres ver?", en catalan.

Damn look at those qts I would fug them if you know what I mean

>>77406821
Yeah Messi is pretty cute.

>>77406761
"No era penis"

>>77406761
"We're giving Neymar a farewell orgy wanna join?"

"no to racism, argentina is white"

bix nood

lol u r a grill

te meo

>>77406761
What i lack in penis size i make up for in fotball

>>77406761
"I shit post on a taiwanese comic strip board"

>>77406941
vintage

>I'm 5'7''

>>77406761
>Show me da boipucci

>poo in loo
Hansen is half Indian.

>>77406761
messi is secretly a casual, overconfident hedonist, he just calmly asked whether she'd like to swing with him and antonella

probably nothing he was just starting at her to nervous to say anything

>traps are not gay

>>77406761

girl looks like a dumb bimbo bitch, not even Messi can impress her

>>77406761
she was angry for once in her life a man was completely ignoring her

Who's the hot piece on the left?

segi roberto is the qt est of the bunch

>>77407268
kooooooooooek

>>77407462
>portugay

>>77406761
>"Boys have penis and girls have pussies. Did you know this?"

>>77406761
"Bitch, I'm white"

>Ill eat ur face puta

>>77407565
kek

Something in assburgers ig

>>77406761
"perro caca"

>>77406821
Yeah I would put my penis in their vagina, if you know what I mean

>>77407682
Why not penis in butthole?

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This is FC Barcelona Women's defense btw

>>77406761
>are they giving use sprite and cheese pizza this?

>>77407816
>Women sports

>>77406761

She both is unconfortable for some reason and have the sunlight directly in her eyes.

>>77407816
>women's football
I'm still not sure if those pushing this 'sport' are doing it to benefit or harm women

> 'im cut'

>do you like rei or asuka?

>>77407816
Uma delica.

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>>77407878
it's delicia you perro caca

>>77406761
Perro caca

>>77407816

Did she die going for the header? ahahaha

>>77407816

did she die?

>>77406761
>i rate zidane

>>77406793
M'he tatuat un sprite al penis, t'agradaria veure'l mossa? But in occitan

>>77406761
"why do you wear you socks over your knees?"

>>77407816
>lel stegen

>>77407804
That's gay af bro.

>>77407816

That's a nice header to be honest

>>77406761
>Did you know he does it for free?

'I dyed my hair to look like you, I love you more than Sprite.'

>>77406761
i like how the women spread their legs while he keeps them close together like a little cuck

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>>77406761
How much are they being paid?
I'm going to fucking rage if they're being given a decent life just because they have a cunt

>>77406761
"I like trains. Today I rode on an S-120. Do you want to see the pictures I took of the train?"

>>77406761
>"You have pussy? You boom boom with men? Like the Cristiano, si?"

>>77410264
bro misogyny is NOT ok!! women can do anything just as well as any man

>eye contact

i miss the old messi, the sperge messi

>>77407291
What? How? Found No information on this

"you smell that? that's a cheese pizza fart. are you a real girl? i live with one. football. football. football."

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>>77412447
>are you a real girl? i live with one.
top kek, 11/10

>>77406761
>Mascherano looking at Sergi
so dreamy

>>77406761
>OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER

>women don't even have a sponsor
Pathetic

>>77413260
why would the terrorists sponsor women

"Women's football isn't a real sport"

"I posted the Hope Solo pics again"

>>77410397
probably accurate

I like like you

>>77407682
wut

>>77415461
kek

"Are you Torres? JAJAJA, >TORRES"

>>77406761
wtf why is he so pale? I thought Argies were supposed to be black

>>77406761
"I could play vs your whole team alone and win"

>>77406766
>>77406775
Underrated.

>>77417482
Kek it really is true.

>>77410264
sauce pls

Whats argentine slang for penis?

Valencia CF Women's team is the QTest

Just fyi

>>77418441
I'd guess it's pija

wait, women play with men in soccer now? that's progressive.

>>77406793
Se dice gallego.

>>77406766
hah