Chicago Cubs @ Milwaukee Brewers

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1st for cubs

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Woo, day game!

Go Cubes!

Line up notes
>Rizzo out because of soreness
>Schwarber and Baez sitting because they strike out to damn much.

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>>77396507

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>Lackey Day

Drive in some fucking runs
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77396719

>FUN

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>That perfect grounder to 3rd
>Boors are now 0-18 in getting RISP home in this series.

>>77396719
Have some faith, Lackey is old, he knows he sucks and he'll never get back to his prime, so he's doing his best to grind on and just survive. This sort of adversity is how you find out what a veteran pitcher is really made of.

Slow game, ded thread.

>russelled

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And this defensive series trudges on scoreless.

I saw similar thread yesterday

wtf

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>Hoovering over the plate
>Get plunked
That wasn't Lackey's fault.


>JD and Len promoting the idea of a boxing match between Lackey and Hawk.

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Cut that sidearm shit out Lackey. Jesus.

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m'cubbies

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>>77397543

>>77397543
Why are you using an American proxy to post from the equator?

>>77397543
I wanted to go to that game to get the hat for shits and giggles, but all the decent tickets were sold out already.

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Whad I miss?

Did anyone make a Lala sign for snekanon yet?

>>77397691
Not much, Lackey is pitching a shut out through 5 and like the previous games, whoever scores 2 runs first, wins.

>that lucky bounce

mildly rage inducing

Contreras strikes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9NGkeltj8A

WILLSON

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Russel them jimmies.

>Cubs score 2 runs
Does this mean they win?

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>>77397889
| W |

Fuck this gay sport tbqhwylads

>>77398139
>these new employees who can't be trained to use PCs anymore

this is pure /comfysundaydaygame/

>>77398163
If the Cubs blow this, the L is on your head and you're banished to White Sox gamethreads for a week.

>>77398203
I approve of this punishment for jinxes. We should make it standard.

>from one weeaboo lefty circle jerk chimpcago fan base to another
Woooo quite the punishment

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>>77398226
>>77398203

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>>77398200
>Lackey
>Comfy
What wasted doubles

DOMINGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Easy come, easy go.

LOVE this gay sport tbqhwylads

>>77398420
Ha ha, you're gay.

HE WAS OUT
glove touched the toe before the foot hit the bag

>>77398552
Guess not

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>>77398552
It's a wash for the blown call where they called a strike three on that checked swing.

>Grimm warming up
Come on Schwarber.

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>dinger

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C A R R O T I N I

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VICTOR!

FIRST

MAJOR

LEAGUE

HOMERUN!

CARATINI DINGER

>Caratini can actually hit dingers

Damn, son.

HAHAHA
>Davies
>Elite
HAHAHAHA

Christ, what were those pitches Swarbs was going for

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>Singing 'God Bless America'
Pretty sure it's God Damn America with our current train wreck of a president.

Theo, please trade rizzo for a closer and mid relievers

>>77398862
Can we trade you to the White Sox for one of their fans?

>Grimm

pls no

>>77398847
MLB.LHM cut out for a commercial break two lines in.

Grimm,strop,radon,mike, Carl Jr...all bums

>>77398959
Skeltal isn't a bum tho

>>77398959
Mike and Strope are only sometimes bums

>>77398988
ok he's a cloaca

>>77398959
>Radon
Holy shit, when did the Cubs sign an atomic element?

GRIMM REAPER

wait, why aren't the brews wearing home whites?

>>77396507
Rizzo's substitute is aight. That dinger may well be the deciding run.

Oh shit radon pitching the bottom 8th

Cmon Ben

Why hasn't that kid's voice given out yet? Little shit's been screaming for 5 innings straight.

"Yeah I pick up balls all the time, play with em a little bit"
- Jim Deshaies, 2017

Insurance HR

He just won't quit. I fucking love KB

B R Y A N T
R
Y
A
N
T

Going to need at least 2 more insurance runs considering Rondon is pitching next

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Off the foul pole.

M V P
V
P

>>77399256
He's gay

>>77399291
Have you seen his wife?

I'm gay with a wife what's your point

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I don't even speak fluently but I have to fucking watch this. Holding out for Big Z to sperg out in the booth

>>77399343
I don't think you have a wife. Enjoy your hand.

>>77399343
same
she has a really high sex drive, its exhausting sometimes

>>77399227
>yfw that's actually some guy's girlfriend

What's it like to be married guys?

>>77399343
You deprived me of my (you) .
Please rectify this situation promptly.

>>77399384
Yeah I hear you best to just let her bull deal with her wonton lust

Should I buy a house? The market in my area is rising and I have enough for a down payment. I just don't want to feel stuck.

Is Rondon elite?

>>77399492
Don't buy a house unless you're committed to living there for at least 5 years, anon

>>77399492
20% down low rates buy low sell high

If only every Rondon inning was like that.

>>77399492
Southwest burbs Brookfield western springs you're welcome

So who's going in after Rondon?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

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>getting taken out after 2 pitches
Shit, I just feel bad for the guy.

>>77399536
>Don't buy a horse unless
wait what

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>brewers reliever management

>>77399721
WHOOWHOOWHOO

what are the chances the brewers come back?
0.5?

>>77399788
davis is probably closing so I doubt it

>>77399769
That is one ugly guy

>>77399701
Me too desu, must feel shit. Time for 3 karma runs.

>>77399788
I'll just quote those dubs
>88%

what

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>intentionally walking Baez
I guess it's because Zobrist is slumping?

>>77399899
left on right matchup

brinson 3 run walkoff incoming

>broors

[W]

Good series cubes

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>>77399918
Strange, he's a switch hitter.


Game ending double play. Fly that W!

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Based Wade.

If only Chicago's other Wade was half as beneficial to his team.

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[ W ]

>broo croo

fun series Wisconsin friends, go sweep the Cardinals for us

Fuck you all
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That [W]ade Davis is like a damn secret weapon.

>>77400169
I made this joke already swedebro, remember when Wade almost blew that save against the O's?

>>77398163
2-1/2 games up and another week of being a Cusb fan! Woot

>>77400197
Yeah, I just hate Dwyane so any opportunity to vent is one I'll take.

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>>77400251
Fair enough, I can't wait for GarPax to eat shit and get kicked out and then the interim management buy out Wade. If there's gonna be a Bulls rebuild I shutter at the thought of GarPax being the head of it

This was good for the Cubes, but I am worried about thw upcoming series against the D's and playoff-caliber Nationals. The latter will be a real test of if the team can make it anywhere in the post-season.

>>77400344
If they win at least 3 out of 6 against the sneks and nats, I'll be alright at least

>>77397691
Sneksanon here, I might have gotten someone to draw that. You'll find out Tuesday.