OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ BOSTON RED SOX GAME THREAD

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The Royals have acquired OF Melky Cabrera from the White Sox, in exchange for minor league pitchers AJ Puckett and Andre Davis.

i don't like this ceremony

stop celebrate NOW

play ball

big blankey giveaway today

>>77395350
is that why they won't play ball

>>77395380
yes

give blankey updates

blankey blog

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ORTIZ IS ON THE FIELD IN AJ ERSEY

HES COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT

>>77395436
yes, he's back, and his name is eduardo nunez,

blankey is on my bed right now

had a comfortable sleep without it last night, my new blanket is a little too warm

welcome back melk man

>>77395602
thanks

pomerman

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ONE PITCH MAN

>>77395654
sub ace

shut the fuck up jack you little retard

>>77395689
wow hey now

why wasn't mookie running hard

>>77395713
hes supposed to give them a chance to throw him out its only fair

>>77395737
i would raather he just ran hard thanks

unbelieable they're still letting this boy hit third

none of them ran hard that inning

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I think I can announce this now but David Ortiz himself will be announcing the winner of the big blankey giveaway today

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>>77395837

large father in the booth

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know we're going to lose so i kind of hope they let the royals bat around the order this inning so we can spend more time with large father

WOW incredible revelation, big papi mastermind of 2007 run, when he told GM to make a good team

>>77395911
why isn't ortiz the owner of the red sox???

>>77395926
he's broke... dude...

>>77395953
ill give him all my money

>>77395957
ok, now he has $20

>>77395960
um more like close to $200 after I bought a new blankey yesterday

wtf they cut him off for a commercial

>>77395972
prostitute

WTF HE DIDNT GET TO ANNOUNCE THE BIG CONTEST WINNER

Ortiz says they need to get a big power bat in the middle of the lineup

Hmmmm...

>>77395995
we are all winners when we get to watch the red sox

>>77396017
we dont have one of those tho

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>hanley promised to go deep for large father

he better not let him down or else

>>77396030
Hey pal, I don't know any memes

/no time 4 little bs/

The best trades are within

those fries are getting cold

ORTIZ COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT

so cute the way papi roots for hanley

very nice

makes you wonder how bad person hanley hater must be to be opposite of papi

ORTIZ

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

SEXY
E
X
Y

papi has given energy

NESN DUMB LIT RN

"I'm back!"

-David Ortiz

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ORTIZ FIRED UP


READY TO ANNOUNCE BIG CONTEST WINNER

>>77396153
best body i ever saw

>>77396116
he was telling hanley to get tf off the field

>>77396176
wrong

imagine papi sees your posts about hanley

he cries

Ortiz NEEDS to have some role in the Red Sox, dugout personality or commentator or something

He's too hype not to be part of the team

papi special instructor confirmed

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>Ortiz wants to help Devers grow

This is better than sex

Ortiz so fired up her forgot to announce big blankey giveaway winner sorry its been canceled

>>77396227
sex is bad

>>77396252
only if ur not married

>>77396269
i never tried it as married, i just know it's bad

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wtf is his daughter a peanut??

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I wish we could actually watch the game desu..

>>77396307
you didn't say this last inning

>>77396307
show some RESPECT

NICOLE TAKE THESE OUT OF OUR WAY YOU BITCH

>>77396371
what

wow btfo right in the jersey, hope he doesn'th ave to go to DL

He leaned into that

>>77396448
good post

>>77396448
>>77396476
>>77396476
>>77396448
shut your stupid mouths tyou dumb idiots

>>77396476
Wow, that's my first good post of the season, thank you

>>77396489
you speak to me with respect

>>77396498
well, you stopped watching any games from april to halfway july so

>>77396514
I was on the DL

>>77396529
acute case of pink hat bandwagonism

jk

>>77396549
Excuse me, I've been a lifelong fan since they acquired Chris Sale

wow nice job hanley really impressive

https://twitter.com/NickNBeauty/status/891363233810055168

>>77396328
I was eating so I couldnt type

the ortiz thing went too long desu or at least just show the game I dont need to see their faces while they interview

hey guys dont forget to vote new poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/13338929

good koji highlights i miss him

>>77396940
wtf why

>>77396969
he's a n*gg

johnny gomes isn't good at this job it's annoying wtf is dave lying for

Jonny Gomes fucking sucks, I want based eck, I hope he chirps all of these thin skinned fucks

>>77396997
flattery will get you everywhere in life

>>77397006
>chirp
back to canada

>>77397017
Nope just a northeast hockey fag

>>77397033
haha, fag

gomes is so fucking stupid good lord

>>77397230
Fuk u

HANLEY SIGNALED HOME RUN

THANKS HANLEY FOR MAKING UMPS CHANGE IT

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BASED D-BOY

DEVERS
E
V
E
R
S

Devers delivers

Can we trade Betts

>>77397006
Eck is at the Hall of Fame Induction. A place Gomes will never be, except as an observer.

Post predictions

red sox lose in 9

>>77397430
i fail finals this week

>>77397488
You in them summer classes rn

>>77397570
shut up

MISSED

JBJ IS OVER

devers to mets for some closer, sorry everyone, betts also in deal, and xander dfa'd to brewers

>>77397601
Error. Could've had it.

mini chimpout

>get in trouble
>throw 12 straight meme curveballs

looool

good one pitch man only ace on this team

>>77397792
chris has more than one pitch

>>77397850
who

>>77397867
chris

>>77397918
you mean selfish sale doesn't play for team only cares about his own

Yikes Torres please

one batter too long

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>taking pom out for no reason again

why does farrell hate pom???

Beauty Butera taking that walk like a CHAMP

>>77398117
Dfa Farrell

BONI P L E A S E

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Hi guys! Are we talking about sports? Has anyone said anything about me? YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME.

>>77398236
YUCK

bonfacio? more like... boner face

hahahaa

yeah

>>77398236
>>77398278
reddit tier posts

To answer Craig's question, the Red Sox have played almost 3 games worth of more games in extra innings than the next highest team.

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>>77398236

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>>77398430
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>it's a barnes throws three feet above the k zone episode

so.. 3 run homer by Perez and we lose in the 16th inning?

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>>77398486
where are we???

Hos almost killed Barnes

Barnes out for the season

Were about to blow this game arnt we

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>>77398536
sorry i meant to post this

>>77398590
ya we always lose

>>77398565
He'll feel that tomorrow.

>THAT FEELING WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND THEN THINK ABOUT IT AFTER AND REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE AND HATE YOURSELF

SOMEBODY TELL BARNES WE'RE IN BOSTON RIGHT NOW

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>>77398762

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wow

What the hell

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we need more runs desu

fucking kill me

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>>77398899
no you really dont

we've scored more runs in the last 2 days than we have in a long time. I wouldn't be surprised if we don't score 2 runs in the next 2 days desu

It's whitley time boys

>>77398899
Any more would be a superabundance.

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his price just went up another prospect, red sox

make the deal before we raise the price even higher

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CHOO CHOO BOYS GOTTA KEEP THE LINE MOVIN BOYS THAS WHAT SPEED DO BOYS THE LOCAIN TRAINS HEATIN UP BOYS

>>77399037
no thanks we're rebuidling go ask the yankees they are in win now mode

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FUCK RED SOX, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!!

>>77399050
That's pretty neat

>>77397006
>I want based eck
Everybody does. Price has been a cancer his whole career.

gj hanley showing a really great bat

glad you hit that home run you promised ortiz

i slept through collapse

>>77399442
fucking idiot

>>77399442
Go back to sleep

>>77399474
thanks

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lets see how they lose this one

the load the bases then strike out on a pitch way outside or 3 up and 3 down

>>77399584
strikeout, pop up, ground ball

THROW STRIKES

pls no herrera

Kelvin can you learn where the strike zone is

>>77399685
>>77399692
dont owrry we will load the bases with 2 outs then strike out on a pitch not even close

>>77399703
gidp incoming

BALK

THATS A BALK

>>77399770
what was

>>77399780
the balk

>>77399770
lol wtf is a balk
you mean ball old man?

devers do something or else i'll dfa you

Oh god damn it kelvin

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>>77399816
hell get on base so that we can strike out with bases loaded like always

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pls

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will devers get a hit

>>77399847
did you???

>>77399840
wow, wizard

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>77398899

Herrera a stinky shit

>>77399703
is it happening

>>77399584
>>77399703
>>77399840
no spoilers

>>77399840
happening

>>77399703
w-w-w--w--ho are u?

gg boston wow haha that was scary

Oh thank god

why does mookie suck

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kelvin stop being retarded on purpose

>>77399943
hes jealous of devers

xander too

any oldfags remember when mookie almost was an mvp

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>Pink Sox

>>77399962
yeah seems so long ago hard to believe it was just a couple years

>judge is 9-53 since the ASB

>>77400038
same record as red sox wow

>check score
>3 -1
>royals got this
>go take shower
>come back
>5-3